1 00:00:01,702 --> 00:00:03,929 And, uh, one last signature here. 2 00:00:06,686 --> 00:00:08,140 Congratulations. 3 00:00:08,165 --> 00:00:09,920 We are official part owners of the bar! 4 00:00:09,956 --> 00:00:11,789 - Ah! - Yes! 5 00:00:11,824 --> 00:00:13,646 Sir, we won't let you down. 6 00:00:13,671 --> 00:00:14,692 I'm just a notary. 7 00:00:14,727 --> 00:00:17,070 Hey, the note... arize. 8 00:00:17,257 --> 00:00:19,015 All right, we're not gonna let you down. 9 00:00:19,999 --> 00:00:23,034 It's gonna be a little weird, you know, me working for you. 10 00:00:23,069 --> 00:00:25,193 No, no, babe. We're gonna keep it separate. 11 00:00:25,397 --> 00:00:26,639 Ass-Strat's my day job. 12 00:00:26,664 --> 00:00:27,505 I'm more of a show-up-late-night 13 00:00:27,540 --> 00:00:29,639 with-my-Argentinian-friends type of owner. 14 00:00:29,664 --> 00:00:31,960 - Nick's in charge. He's the guy. - Okay. 15 00:00:31,985 --> 00:00:33,265 Look, it's all about finesse. 16 00:00:33,290 --> 00:00:35,639 Watch. The trick is, is you get super close, 17 00:00:35,664 --> 00:00:36,681 but then you pull back. 18 00:00:36,716 --> 00:00:38,549 Watch how Daddy does it. 19 00:00:39,710 --> 00:00:40,560 Oh, no! 20 00:00:40,585 --> 00:00:41,919 Thank you for the back pat... I needed that. 21 00:00:41,954 --> 00:00:43,054 What? 22 00:00:43,423 --> 00:00:44,866 - Well, you have to have beer on the bar... - Uh-huh. 23 00:00:44,891 --> 00:00:46,679 because that's what makes it stick. 24 00:00:46,710 --> 00:00:48,623 So now I can do it a billion times on it. 25 00:00:48,648 --> 00:00:49,326 Don't count that first one. 26 00:00:49,362 --> 00:00:50,728 - Don't count that first one. - Okay. Hey. 27 00:00:50,763 --> 00:00:52,163 Look at that. What a game, right? 28 00:00:52,198 --> 00:00:54,832 Screw the boss? Oh, wait. That's you. 29 00:00:54,867 --> 00:00:58,335 - It's up to you to take charge now. - Yeah, yeah, 'cause I'm the manager. 30 00:00:58,371 --> 00:01:00,371 What you need to do is set a meeting. 31 00:01:00,406 --> 00:01:03,074 Establish yourself as a leader. 32 00:01:03,647 --> 00:01:06,497 Within every man there is a man... ager. 33 00:01:06,930 --> 00:01:08,201 What's-what's going on there? 34 00:01:08,226 --> 00:01:08,967 What do you mean? 35 00:01:08,992 --> 00:01:10,715 Your ribcage has give. 36 00:01:10,750 --> 00:01:12,349 You know, KC still hasn't texted me back. 37 00:01:12,385 --> 00:01:14,418 I've been on five dates with her... five dates, 38 00:01:14,454 --> 00:01:15,586 and I still don't know where I stand. 39 00:01:15,621 --> 00:01:18,475 New relationships are so hard! 40 00:01:18,500 --> 00:01:19,690 They take so much work. 41 00:01:19,726 --> 00:01:21,425 So much work. It's like... 42 00:01:21,461 --> 00:01:24,662 it's like making a risotto; a risotto in your heart. 43 00:01:24,697 --> 00:01:26,564 - Mm. - Oh. 44 00:01:26,965 --> 00:01:29,107 Aw. What's that for? 45 00:01:29,562 --> 00:01:30,851 Just 'cause. 46 00:01:30,984 --> 00:01:34,205 - Aw. - Mmm. How great is that? 47 00:01:34,240 --> 00:01:37,100 - So great. - So comfy, so warm. 48 00:01:37,125 --> 00:01:38,568 Like a port in the storm. 49 00:01:38,593 --> 00:01:40,428 I just want to skip all the first dates, 50 00:01:40,453 --> 00:01:41,345 and just get to this. 51 00:01:41,380 --> 00:01:42,904 - Mm-hmm. - You're gonna get there, okay? 52 00:01:42,929 --> 00:01:45,500 You just got to... got to keep yourself open. 53 00:01:45,804 --> 00:01:47,664 Wasn't Sadie gonna hook you up with, uh, that guy? 54 00:01:47,689 --> 00:01:51,422 Oh, yeah, Fred. He invited me to watch a movie... at his house. 55 00:01:51,457 --> 00:01:52,757 During the day. 56 00:01:52,792 --> 00:01:54,062 Doesn't that make it sound like 57 00:01:54,087 --> 00:01:55,860 he's a boy who's allergic to everything? 58 00:01:55,895 --> 00:01:57,261 You're looking for something wrong. 59 00:01:57,296 --> 00:01:59,063 - I got to say, she's right. - Mm-hmm. 60 00:01:59,098 --> 00:02:01,932 And besides, what if he's got a dope-ass home theatre? 61 00:02:03,359 --> 00:02:05,035 Damn! 62 00:02:05,679 --> 00:02:07,671 This is a dope-ass home theatre. 63 00:02:08,908 --> 00:02:11,070 I'm gonna hit the bathroom real quick. 64 00:02:11,095 --> 00:02:13,544 Okay. Well, hurry back before previews begin. 65 00:02:14,265 --> 00:02:16,718 That was a joke, 'cause I feel like I'm in a real theatre here. 66 00:02:16,743 --> 00:02:20,211 I mean, this is amazing. Thank you. Thank you for inviting me. 67 00:02:23,203 --> 00:02:25,531 - Oh, that was fast. - Hi. Didn't mean to startle. 68 00:02:25,556 --> 00:02:28,123 Just wanted to know if you wanted some snacks during the movie. 69 00:02:28,148 --> 00:02:30,117 I've just made a fresh pot of coffee. 70 00:02:30,265 --> 00:02:32,703 We're Flip and Nancy. 71 00:02:32,992 --> 00:02:34,431 - Fred's parents. - Mm. 72 00:02:34,467 --> 00:02:37,101 Oh. 73 00:02:37,136 --> 00:02:39,236 Fred lives with his parents. 74 00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:41,929 Now I see where he gets his looks. 75 00:02:42,109 --> 00:02:43,974 And his house. 76 00:02:44,010 --> 00:02:47,745 Synced and corrected by Chitorafa www.addic7ed.com 77 00:02:47,780 --> 00:02:49,113 Guys, seriously. 78 00:02:49,148 --> 00:02:50,781 I'm not... I'm not hungry. 79 00:02:50,817 --> 00:02:52,835 You can't watch the movie on an empty stomach. 80 00:02:52,860 --> 00:02:55,709 Hey, cool your jets until you have some of our coffee. 81 00:02:55,734 --> 00:02:57,045 Beans are from Portland. 82 00:02:57,070 --> 00:02:59,089 Oh, that's funny. I'm from Portland. 83 00:02:59,125 --> 00:03:01,325 Do you know my last book signing was at Powell's Books? 84 00:03:01,360 --> 00:03:02,960 - Oh, no way. - You're-you're a writer? 85 00:03:02,995 --> 00:03:05,342 Well, I'm just a fool with a few stories. 86 00:03:05,367 --> 00:03:06,931 Oh, you're just being modest. 87 00:03:06,966 --> 00:03:09,233 - And you are being lovely. - Oh! 88 00:03:12,837 --> 00:03:15,021 You guys are so sweet together. 89 00:03:15,046 --> 00:03:17,041 That's because we're still on our honeymoon. 90 00:03:17,076 --> 00:03:19,006 35 wonderful years of marriage. 91 00:03:19,031 --> 00:03:20,211 - Feels like two to me. - Oh. 92 00:03:20,246 --> 00:03:22,379 - Feels like one. - Like we just met. 93 00:03:22,415 --> 00:03:24,048 Nick, what are we doing here? 94 00:03:24,083 --> 00:03:25,883 Yeah. 95 00:03:27,587 --> 00:03:29,053 Each-each of you know me. 96 00:03:29,088 --> 00:03:30,321 Yeah. 97 00:03:30,356 --> 00:03:31,445 If you don't, 98 00:03:31,470 --> 00:03:33,000 my name is Nicholas Miller. 99 00:03:33,192 --> 00:03:34,953 I'm an American from Chicago. 100 00:03:35,234 --> 00:03:36,227 I'm your new boss, 101 00:03:36,262 --> 00:03:37,632 so, you'll do what I say. 102 00:03:39,484 --> 00:03:41,201 When the cave people went to the cave bar, 103 00:03:41,226 --> 00:03:42,833 and they asked for a drink on the rocks, 104 00:03:42,869 --> 00:03:45,162 they actually meant it. 105 00:03:45,187 --> 00:03:47,404 Now that we're all laughing... 106 00:03:51,296 --> 00:03:52,965 It says, "Wait for laughs." 107 00:03:55,531 --> 00:03:56,647 I... 108 00:03:57,851 --> 00:03:59,039 Anybody have any questions? 109 00:03:59,210 --> 00:04:00,068 I have a question. 110 00:04:00,093 --> 00:04:01,264 Please. Anything. 111 00:04:01,289 --> 00:04:02,404 Your mother. 112 00:04:04,924 --> 00:04:06,757 Your mother. I love it. 113 00:04:06,792 --> 00:04:08,125 Thank you for breaking the ice. 114 00:04:08,160 --> 00:04:09,493 I know! 115 00:04:09,528 --> 00:04:11,873 I must look so stupid. 116 00:04:11,898 --> 00:04:14,342 "Hey, get over here. I got a meeting." 117 00:04:14,367 --> 00:04:16,453 What an idiot, huh? 118 00:04:17,484 --> 00:04:18,535 It was that bad, huh? 119 00:04:18,571 --> 00:04:19,937 No, Birdman was bad. 120 00:04:19,972 --> 00:04:22,039 This... this was a disaster. 121 00:04:22,074 --> 00:04:24,675 I'm here to help you, okay? Look, I have over nearly 122 00:04:24,710 --> 00:04:26,406 ten years of experience in the corporate world. 123 00:04:26,430 --> 00:04:27,580 What's "over nearly ten"? 124 00:04:27,580 --> 00:04:29,213 "Nearly ten" would be eight or nine years. 125 00:04:29,248 --> 00:04:31,531 I have... I have over nine years. 126 00:04:31,671 --> 00:04:32,850 That's different, yeah. 127 00:04:33,233 --> 00:04:35,100 Got you a tie. Corporate 101. 128 00:04:35,125 --> 00:04:36,954 Dress better than your employees. 129 00:04:36,989 --> 00:04:38,555 Reminds them that they're inferior. 130 00:04:38,591 --> 00:04:41,015 I'd wear a tie, but only on my butt, 131 00:04:41,053 --> 00:04:42,419 like it were a tail. 132 00:04:42,507 --> 00:04:44,428 A tail tie. 133 00:04:44,463 --> 00:04:46,730 Furguson, you have a knot! 134 00:04:47,234 --> 00:04:48,299 Is that salt water in here? 135 00:04:48,334 --> 00:04:50,234 You been hanging down at the wharf again? 136 00:04:50,687 --> 00:04:55,045 Guess what? I took a chance with that guy Fred, and I'm in love. 137 00:04:55,070 --> 00:04:58,053 - That's incredible. - With his parents, but I'm in love! 138 00:04:59,218 --> 00:05:01,545 Furguson, clear my schedule. 139 00:05:01,580 --> 00:05:03,687 I need a word with your sister. 140 00:05:07,102 --> 00:05:09,732 When Nancy was in Zimbabwe building clean water systems, 141 00:05:09,757 --> 00:05:11,732 Flip dropped everything to go over there and be with her, 142 00:05:11,757 --> 00:05:14,334 - and they put Fred in Tribal School. - You seem like you're on cocaine. 143 00:05:14,359 --> 00:05:16,482 Yeah, right. Flip and Nancy and I hate drugs. 144 00:05:16,507 --> 00:05:19,077 Okay, yeah, great. What do you like about Fred? 145 00:05:19,102 --> 00:05:20,835 Well, I didn't really get any time with him, 146 00:05:20,870 --> 00:05:22,764 'cause Flip and Nancy wanted to watch the sunset. 147 00:05:22,789 --> 00:05:24,589 Hey, do not talk to me like I'm some bastard 148 00:05:24,624 --> 00:05:26,389 who doesn't enjoy a good sunset. 149 00:05:26,414 --> 00:05:28,793 But if you really want to be in a relationship... 150 00:05:29,554 --> 00:05:32,428 Then I have to get to know Fred. Ha! You know what? 151 00:05:32,453 --> 00:05:34,932 Tomorrow, I'm gonna just crack him open like a cold beer. 152 00:05:34,968 --> 00:05:36,400 - You know what's a good date? - Hmm? 153 00:05:36,436 --> 00:05:38,182 Errands and a smoothie. 154 00:05:39,606 --> 00:05:41,506 Okay, everyone, listen up. 155 00:05:43,551 --> 00:05:44,942 Here are your new uniforms. 156 00:05:44,978 --> 00:05:46,744 Oh, you got to be kidding. 157 00:05:46,780 --> 00:05:49,117 - Aah. - Save your groans for Birdman! 158 00:05:49,571 --> 00:05:51,616 From now on, we will measure drinks. 159 00:05:51,651 --> 00:05:54,585 - Oh, man. - And we have a new one-napkin policy. 160 00:05:54,621 --> 00:05:57,273 - Just one napkin? - Questions at the end, please. 161 00:05:57,986 --> 00:06:01,185 Should somebody ask you for a second napkin, 162 00:06:01,210 --> 00:06:02,627 you just say, "Are you sure?" 163 00:06:02,662 --> 00:06:05,496 Nine times out of ten, they'll just back off and say "Thanks." 164 00:06:05,532 --> 00:06:07,465 Now please go try on your new polos. 165 00:06:10,367 --> 00:06:11,435 Can I have a word with you? 166 00:06:11,471 --> 00:06:12,870 Hey, Schmidt, everything you just said 167 00:06:12,906 --> 00:06:14,972 makes me want to give you a wedgie in front of the others. 168 00:06:15,008 --> 00:06:18,810 You need to rule with an iron fist. No mercy. 169 00:06:18,845 --> 00:06:21,695 You're not suggesting Cobra Kai rules? 170 00:06:22,250 --> 00:06:24,348 I'm not doing it! They're my friends! 171 00:06:24,384 --> 00:06:26,784 Your friends are gonna lose their jobs 172 00:06:26,820 --> 00:06:28,586 if this bar goes under. 173 00:06:31,929 --> 00:06:36,027 Ooh! I never thought I would say this, but, give me the tie. 174 00:06:37,539 --> 00:06:38,563 Now we're talking. 175 00:06:39,187 --> 00:06:42,033 - No mercy. - A corporate leader is born. 176 00:06:43,536 --> 00:06:45,536 Don't-don't put it around your head. 177 00:06:46,351 --> 00:06:48,673 - Well, hello to you. - Hi. - Hi! 178 00:06:48,708 --> 00:06:50,664 Fred'll be right down. You know, Nan and I are just 179 00:06:50,689 --> 00:06:53,044 packing up some books and paints for a park day! 180 00:06:53,079 --> 00:06:57,006 - A park day?! - Yes, it's from when we used to live in Paris. 181 00:06:57,031 --> 00:06:58,534 You should come! 182 00:06:58,559 --> 00:07:00,818 Well, look, um, I would love to, uh, 183 00:07:00,854 --> 00:07:03,087 but, um, I have to, uh, 184 00:07:03,122 --> 00:07:05,590 spend a little one-on-one time with, uh, this one. 185 00:07:05,625 --> 00:07:07,725 - When can chill with my parents. - Okay. 186 00:07:07,760 --> 00:07:09,093 - Yes! - Great! 187 00:07:09,128 --> 00:07:10,937 - Here's some paint. - Coffee? 188 00:07:11,698 --> 00:07:13,731 I feel like I'm a car rental agent. 189 00:07:13,766 --> 00:07:16,033 Yeah, well, you look like a prince. 190 00:07:16,069 --> 00:07:18,796 Now, go. Go be a boss. 191 00:07:18,873 --> 00:07:19,905 Hey, Cece. 192 00:07:20,523 --> 00:07:23,107 Um, we measure our drinks now. 193 00:07:23,687 --> 00:07:24,498 Am I right? 194 00:07:24,523 --> 00:07:26,878 So, uh, do as I say. 195 00:07:26,913 --> 00:07:29,513 Of course. Use the thing. 196 00:07:29,549 --> 00:07:31,215 Sorry, but, just, you know, it's important. 197 00:07:31,251 --> 00:07:34,484 You know, with the... consist... 198 00:07:35,093 --> 00:07:37,221 Is this the exact thing that you wanted to have happen? 199 00:07:37,257 --> 00:07:40,091 I wouldn't want to get anything on my new uniform. 200 00:07:42,061 --> 00:07:43,561 That's, like, six shots. 201 00:07:43,596 --> 00:07:45,429 So you have to charge... 202 00:07:45,465 --> 00:07:49,092 That was some sass. You're at a real crossroads, 203 00:07:49,117 --> 00:07:50,850 so, you know, this is a big moment for you. 204 00:07:50,875 --> 00:07:53,471 There is no fear in this dojo! 205 00:07:54,465 --> 00:07:55,740 Hey, Javier? 206 00:07:56,117 --> 00:07:57,074 Where's-where's your shirt? 207 00:07:57,110 --> 00:07:58,959 Oh, it's so crazy, Nick. 208 00:07:58,984 --> 00:08:00,711 Someone broke into my house last night 209 00:08:00,747 --> 00:08:02,546 and stole that ugly shirt. 210 00:08:02,582 --> 00:08:03,848 Yeah... 211 00:08:06,789 --> 00:08:07,818 I don't believe that. 212 00:08:07,854 --> 00:08:09,320 Oh, it's boxy on me, dude. 213 00:08:09,355 --> 00:08:11,365 As your boss... Javier, 214 00:08:11,390 --> 00:08:12,957 I need you to put your shirt on. 215 00:08:12,992 --> 00:08:15,928 I need you to put it on... your mother. 216 00:08:16,796 --> 00:08:18,062 Hey, no mother jokes. 217 00:08:18,097 --> 00:08:20,164 Javier, do not slide that right now, okay? 218 00:08:20,199 --> 00:08:21,766 I mean it. Do not... 219 00:08:23,544 --> 00:08:24,802 You're fired. 220 00:08:25,638 --> 00:08:27,638 - What? - Wha-What? 221 00:08:30,651 --> 00:08:32,084 You changed, man. 222 00:08:32,109 --> 00:08:35,764 That is some Jeffrey Tambor stuff, dude. 223 00:08:35,789 --> 00:08:36,781 Javier, wait. 224 00:08:36,816 --> 00:08:38,349 I-It's... Look, I wouldn't get... 225 00:08:38,384 --> 00:08:39,684 Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa. 226 00:08:40,374 --> 00:08:42,687 You just fired Javier? 227 00:08:42,722 --> 00:08:44,188 You are out of control, Miller. 228 00:08:44,223 --> 00:08:45,423 I'm not gonna take it anymore, 229 00:08:45,458 --> 00:08:46,424 and you guys shouldn't, either. 230 00:08:46,459 --> 00:08:47,925 So let's show management 231 00:08:47,961 --> 00:08:51,389 exactly what we think of their policies. Let's walk! 232 00:08:51,414 --> 00:08:53,130 I'm sorry, bae, you're gonna have to keep it separate. 233 00:08:53,166 --> 00:08:54,358 Totally get it. Love you, bae. 234 00:08:54,383 --> 00:08:55,967 All right. Let's go. 235 00:08:59,382 --> 00:09:00,664 That was bad. 236 00:09:01,452 --> 00:09:04,692 But can we just take a moment to appreciate Cece? 237 00:09:04,717 --> 00:09:06,844 I mean, the effect that she has on people... it's really incredible. 238 00:09:06,879 --> 00:09:09,113 I can't believe... she's marrying me. 239 00:09:09,148 --> 00:09:12,483 I mean... like, what? 240 00:09:12,518 --> 00:09:14,685 Oh, boy, Furguson, this knot is getting worse. 241 00:09:15,855 --> 00:09:17,388 We are in a hairy situation, my friend. 242 00:09:20,393 --> 00:09:21,892 I know! Really! 243 00:09:21,928 --> 00:09:23,127 Oh, it's just, it's just you! 244 00:09:24,730 --> 00:09:25,997 Hey, Winston. 245 00:09:26,032 --> 00:09:27,498 - This is Nancy and Flip and, um... - Hi! 246 00:09:27,525 --> 00:09:30,213 and, uh, we just went to the park, and we had 247 00:09:30,238 --> 00:09:31,969 - a great park day, and we're gonna have - Nice to see you. 248 00:09:32,005 --> 00:09:33,471 some, uh, wine before dinner. 249 00:09:33,506 --> 00:09:35,349 - Oh. - And it's gonna be awesome. 250 00:09:35,374 --> 00:09:37,008 - Oh, you should join us. - Yeah, come on! 251 00:09:37,043 --> 00:09:38,476 - You should join us. - A little sip. 252 00:09:38,511 --> 00:09:39,844 - You should. - Oh, yeah, for sure. 253 00:09:39,879 --> 00:09:40,911 - Definitely join us. - Join us. 254 00:09:40,947 --> 00:09:42,913 Jess, a moment? 255 00:09:42,949 --> 00:09:44,215 Jess, what the hell are you doing? 256 00:09:44,250 --> 00:09:46,050 They're just the most amazing people I've ever met. 257 00:09:46,085 --> 00:09:48,170 What happened to the one-on-one with Fred? 258 00:09:48,195 --> 00:09:50,154 He's just so quiet... I can't get a read on him. 259 00:09:50,189 --> 00:09:52,795 Jess... if you want a comfy, old relationship, 260 00:09:52,820 --> 00:09:54,342 you got to start somewhere. 261 00:09:54,367 --> 00:09:56,107 All right? Go spend five minutes alone 262 00:09:56,132 --> 00:09:57,742 with him, now. 263 00:09:58,117 --> 00:09:59,717 Go get some cheese for the wine. 264 00:09:59,742 --> 00:10:00,731 Chevre is always nice. 265 00:10:00,767 --> 00:10:03,537 But I wouldn't dare tell you how to buy cheese. 266 00:10:03,562 --> 00:10:05,669 You're being so assertive right now... it's almost attractive. 267 00:10:05,705 --> 00:10:08,372 Hey, not now. Not the time. 268 00:10:13,781 --> 00:10:15,012 You know... 269 00:10:15,048 --> 00:10:17,895 I can be shy sometimes, too. 270 00:10:18,885 --> 00:10:20,718 You don't have to be shy. 271 00:10:21,609 --> 00:10:24,360 Seriously, I-I-I'd really like to get to know you. 272 00:10:27,060 --> 00:10:28,449 Really? 273 00:10:29,562 --> 00:10:31,796 Here's something that I learned from our relationship. 274 00:10:32,035 --> 00:10:33,564 When you feel 275 00:10:33,599 --> 00:10:34,932 a knot... 276 00:10:35,856 --> 00:10:37,136 you take a deep breath 277 00:10:37,161 --> 00:10:39,865 and you stare at it and face it 278 00:10:39,890 --> 00:10:42,652 without fear or judgment. 279 00:10:42,677 --> 00:10:46,607 I don't think that it's Furgy's knot that's bothering you. 280 00:10:46,632 --> 00:10:48,800 - Ooh. - I think that the knot that's bothering you 281 00:10:48,825 --> 00:10:49,914 is right there. 282 00:10:52,139 --> 00:10:53,918 Uh, wow, I, um... 283 00:10:54,719 --> 00:10:56,320 I don't know where I stand with my girl, 284 00:10:56,355 --> 00:10:59,090 and I can't talk to her, because I am ashamed. 285 00:10:59,125 --> 00:11:00,324 - Aw... - Did he just say "ashamed"? 286 00:11:00,359 --> 00:11:02,330 - Yeah, that's what I said. - Ashamed... 287 00:11:02,355 --> 00:11:04,545 of being beautiful? Of being a man? 288 00:11:04,570 --> 00:11:06,045 Of being passionate? 289 00:11:06,070 --> 00:11:08,466 Hah! Then I'm ashamed, too. 290 00:11:08,852 --> 00:11:10,251 I say to you... 291 00:11:10,539 --> 00:11:11,412 let her in. 292 00:11:11,437 --> 00:11:12,136 Yes. 293 00:11:12,171 --> 00:11:13,571 All together now. 294 00:11:13,606 --> 00:11:16,407 - On the count of three? Oh. - Let her in. 295 00:11:16,442 --> 00:11:17,576 - No counting. - Let her in. 296 00:11:17,601 --> 00:11:18,506 Okay, just go. 297 00:11:18,531 --> 00:11:19,677 What a wonderful cheese store. 298 00:11:19,712 --> 00:11:21,178 They had so many options. 299 00:11:21,214 --> 00:11:22,847 That's good, 'cause I love cheese. 300 00:11:22,882 --> 00:11:25,483 All kinds of cheese. Orange cheese, 301 00:11:25,518 --> 00:11:29,567 pizza cheese... I love all parts of pizzas, especially the dough. 302 00:11:29,592 --> 00:11:32,155 Once I asked for a ball of dough, and they gave it to me 303 00:11:32,180 --> 00:11:34,024 and I took it to a park and ate it. 304 00:11:34,060 --> 00:11:35,493 I'm so glad you opened up. 305 00:11:35,528 --> 00:11:37,795 But then I realized I needed some sauce... 306 00:11:40,695 --> 00:11:41,832 People always make fun of my eyes, 307 00:11:41,868 --> 00:11:43,834 - but I guess they're... - Oh-ho! Good! 308 00:11:43,870 --> 00:11:45,687 Winston, can I have a moment? 309 00:11:46,023 --> 00:11:47,004 Uh, yeah. 310 00:11:49,054 --> 00:11:51,261 - I love Flip and Nan. - I hate Fred. 311 00:11:51,286 --> 00:11:53,322 - No! - I know! 312 00:11:55,703 --> 00:11:58,373 So Fred's not shy, he just sucks. 313 00:11:58,398 --> 00:12:00,482 When I asked him what his favorite hobby was, 314 00:12:00,507 --> 00:12:02,133 he said, "Towels." 315 00:12:02,406 --> 00:12:05,125 I've got to break up with that human pile of saltine dust. 316 00:12:05,150 --> 00:12:06,872 I love Flip! I mean, Flip taught me 317 00:12:06,908 --> 00:12:08,910 how to be vulnerable with KC, you know? 318 00:12:08,935 --> 00:12:10,170 - Yeah. - Nancy ear-candled me. 319 00:12:10,195 --> 00:12:11,468 I can hear for miles. 320 00:12:11,493 --> 00:12:13,379 Their relationship's just such an inspiration, 321 00:12:13,414 --> 00:12:15,648 and I want to be around it, but what can we do? 322 00:12:15,683 --> 00:12:17,283 We ditch Fred. Forget about that dude. 323 00:12:17,318 --> 00:12:18,784 We establish our own relationships 324 00:12:18,820 --> 00:12:20,252 with Flip and Nancy. 325 00:12:20,288 --> 00:12:22,788 Boom! Make future plans with just them. 326 00:12:23,257 --> 00:12:24,256 "Future plans" is redundant, 327 00:12:24,292 --> 00:12:26,392 - but other than that, I am on board! - Okay. 328 00:12:26,427 --> 00:12:28,761 Now, I'm gonna need some alone time with Flip and Nancy. 329 00:12:28,796 --> 00:12:29,962 Can you stall Fred? 330 00:12:29,997 --> 00:12:31,097 Can I stall Fred? 331 00:12:31,132 --> 00:12:32,932 Of course I can stall Fred. 332 00:12:32,967 --> 00:12:35,368 I would do anything. I love Flip and Nancy. 333 00:12:35,403 --> 00:12:37,370 Me, too! Are we totally crazy? 334 00:12:37,405 --> 00:12:38,562 Maybe! I don't even care! 335 00:12:38,587 --> 00:12:40,029 - I don't even care, either. - Hm! 336 00:12:40,918 --> 00:12:43,919 That's a vodka soda, I think. Uh, it's close enough. 337 00:12:43,930 --> 00:12:46,230 I hear you! I'm getting to you! Stop yelling at me! 338 00:12:46,265 --> 00:12:48,199 - Shut up! - I don't understand what Cece's doing here. 339 00:12:48,233 --> 00:12:49,966 She led the walk-out. If she's gonna be here, 340 00:12:50,001 --> 00:12:51,167 can she at least help us? 341 00:12:51,203 --> 00:12:52,702 I am not gonna scab. 342 00:12:52,737 --> 00:12:54,037 Sorry, bae, I cannot scab, 343 00:12:54,072 --> 00:12:56,039 but I'm here for you as your fiancé. 344 00:12:56,074 --> 00:12:58,241 You are my rock right now. Do you need anything? 345 00:12:58,276 --> 00:12:59,742 No, I'm good, babe. Okay, just let me know 346 00:12:59,778 --> 00:13:01,377 if you do. We are screwed! 347 00:13:01,413 --> 00:13:03,846 Hey! Shut up! I'm trying my hardest! 348 00:13:03,882 --> 00:13:05,315 I shouldn't have fired Javier. 349 00:13:05,350 --> 00:13:07,016 I got to apologize. This is all my fault. 350 00:13:07,052 --> 00:13:09,052 Obviously, this is your fault... everybody knows that... 351 00:13:09,087 --> 00:13:11,521 but a boss never apologizes; it shows weakness. 352 00:13:11,556 --> 00:13:13,056 I feel like if Javier came back, 353 00:13:13,091 --> 00:13:14,824 the rest of the staff would come back. 354 00:13:14,859 --> 00:13:16,726 - That's a great idea. - I just said that. 355 00:13:16,761 --> 00:13:18,228 Such a great idea. 356 00:13:19,065 --> 00:13:21,130 Well, then give me one, because I said it first. 357 00:13:21,166 --> 00:13:23,099 If you're giving it for that idea, 358 00:13:23,134 --> 00:13:25,435 if it's about that idea, then I deserve one. 359 00:13:25,470 --> 00:13:27,136 But I don't want one. 360 00:13:27,172 --> 00:13:28,204 And I felt left out. 361 00:13:29,241 --> 00:13:30,974 Shut up! 362 00:13:31,009 --> 00:13:33,042 Well, I wonder what's taking them. 363 00:13:33,078 --> 00:13:35,678 Probably just the traff. You know, the old 'ic. 364 00:13:37,048 --> 00:13:38,748 "The old 'ic." 365 00:13:38,783 --> 00:13:40,283 Anyway, I was thinking, um, is there 366 00:13:40,318 --> 00:13:42,252 anything you guys like to do that Fred doesn't like to do? 367 00:13:42,287 --> 00:13:45,688 'Cause, like, I kind of just want to hang out with you guys and not Fred. 368 00:13:48,540 --> 00:13:49,392 Hm. 369 00:13:49,427 --> 00:13:51,828 Thank you for doing this, by the way. This is great. 370 00:13:51,863 --> 00:13:54,430 Slow night. Just been... driving around, 371 00:13:54,466 --> 00:13:56,299 mouthing along to hip-hop songs. 372 00:13:56,334 --> 00:13:59,248 Miss Officer, can we go? I'm very hungry, 373 00:13:59,273 --> 00:14:00,631 and my possible girlfriend and parents 374 00:14:00,656 --> 00:14:02,338 are waiting for us to order, and it feels like 375 00:14:02,374 --> 00:14:03,673 you've done over a million tests. 376 00:14:03,708 --> 00:14:05,475 That's what I been saying! 377 00:14:05,510 --> 00:14:06,909 Where is the justice? 378 00:14:06,945 --> 00:14:08,845 You can go when I tell you to go. 379 00:14:08,880 --> 00:14:10,980 Now, for your next test... 380 00:14:11,016 --> 00:14:13,416 I want you to pretend you're about to break-dance, 381 00:14:13,451 --> 00:14:15,685 but do not actually break-dance. 382 00:14:17,889 --> 00:14:18,855 I didn't mean... 383 00:14:18,890 --> 00:14:20,456 Buddy, I'm talk... 384 00:14:20,492 --> 00:14:22,959 - Why would he take that upon him... - Don't ask. 385 00:14:22,994 --> 00:14:24,494 I mean, whatever. 386 00:14:28,366 --> 00:14:29,766 Man, he's dumb! 387 00:14:30,468 --> 00:14:32,035 Give us more hands. 388 00:14:33,672 --> 00:14:35,104 Do it more animated. 389 00:14:36,077 --> 00:14:37,507 But less alive. 390 00:14:38,376 --> 00:14:39,609 That's pretty good. 391 00:14:39,644 --> 00:14:41,010 Keep all of that but pretend 392 00:14:41,046 --> 00:14:42,600 you're underwater. 393 00:14:44,173 --> 00:14:46,974 Deeper. Deeper. 394 00:14:48,353 --> 00:14:51,396 - Okay, Jess, uh, what's going on here? - Spill it. 395 00:14:52,140 --> 00:14:53,873 Well... 396 00:14:53,898 --> 00:14:55,892 it's just you guys are so amazing. 397 00:14:55,927 --> 00:14:57,527 And it's really rough out there, 398 00:14:57,562 --> 00:14:59,295 and it's nice to be around something so great. 399 00:14:59,331 --> 00:15:02,803 And I-I'm not really a love match with your son, 400 00:15:02,828 --> 00:15:08,037 but I think I might be in love with you guys. 401 00:15:08,073 --> 00:15:11,908 Jess, we-we are glad that you think that 402 00:15:11,943 --> 00:15:14,043 - we're amazing. And we think - Yes, we are. 403 00:15:14,079 --> 00:15:17,046 - That you're amazing. - Yes, we do. 404 00:15:17,937 --> 00:15:22,523 And, um... we know that Fred isn't the best. 405 00:15:23,552 --> 00:15:25,029 We live with him. 406 00:15:25,054 --> 00:15:27,414 You know, he can be so boring. 407 00:15:27,599 --> 00:15:30,059 I-It's like the apple fell so far from the tree 408 00:15:30,095 --> 00:15:33,429 - Oh, God... - it fell in a truck and then disappeared across state lines. 409 00:15:33,465 --> 00:15:35,832 You guys are very honest. 410 00:15:35,867 --> 00:15:39,459 Did Fred ever tell you that he loves model trains? 411 00:15:39,484 --> 00:15:42,105 Oh, those model trains. 412 00:15:42,140 --> 00:15:43,373 But he's your son. 413 00:15:43,408 --> 00:15:45,274 - And we love him. - Deeply. 414 00:15:45,625 --> 00:15:50,113 And that's why we want to make a deal with you. 415 00:15:50,148 --> 00:15:53,716 You and Fred equals you and us. 416 00:15:57,414 --> 00:16:00,998 Wow. Lo-Lovely home. 417 00:16:01,022 --> 00:16:02,140 Look, Javier, 418 00:16:02,335 --> 00:16:04,701 we've-we've come to give you an incredible opportunity: 419 00:16:04,726 --> 00:16:07,455 for you to apologize and get your job back. 420 00:16:07,480 --> 00:16:09,599 So, what do you say? 421 00:16:10,609 --> 00:16:12,202 Okay, uh, well, Javier, 422 00:16:12,227 --> 00:16:14,193 let me tell you something. Uh, I've been 423 00:16:14,229 --> 00:16:16,015 in the business world for just shy of half of two decades, 424 00:16:16,040 --> 00:16:17,710 and I can tell you that an opportunity like this 425 00:16:17,735 --> 00:16:19,944 does not come along often. So... 426 00:16:21,289 --> 00:16:22,489 Your boss is extending his hand. 427 00:16:22,524 --> 00:16:24,424 Schmidt, stop. Look, Javier, 428 00:16:24,459 --> 00:16:25,992 I'm sorry. I messed up. 429 00:16:26,027 --> 00:16:26,993 - Nick, don't apologize. - I've never been 430 00:16:27,028 --> 00:16:28,328 a boss before, 431 00:16:28,363 --> 00:16:29,992 and it's weird, man. 432 00:16:30,289 --> 00:16:32,098 You're my friend, Javier. 433 00:16:32,134 --> 00:16:33,967 Remember when your cousin was in town 434 00:16:34,002 --> 00:16:35,969 and-and my cousin was in town and we kissed 435 00:16:36,004 --> 00:16:37,951 each other's cousins and... 436 00:16:37,976 --> 00:16:39,739 then we peed on the ice maker? 437 00:16:39,775 --> 00:16:41,441 Yes. I remember that fondly. 438 00:16:41,476 --> 00:16:42,776 So rough. 439 00:16:42,811 --> 00:16:45,412 Look, we both chose the bar over other stuff. 440 00:16:45,447 --> 00:16:48,848 I-I could've been a lawyer, and-and you were a dentist. 441 00:16:48,884 --> 00:16:50,116 Were you, really? You were gonna be a dentist? 442 00:16:50,152 --> 00:16:51,584 - Endodontist. - Look, 443 00:16:51,620 --> 00:16:53,186 it's my job to keep the bar open, 444 00:16:53,221 --> 00:16:56,189 but I still want it to be a great place to work. 445 00:16:56,617 --> 00:16:59,615 If you come back, that'll be my top priority. 446 00:16:59,640 --> 00:17:00,360 That and getting 447 00:17:00,395 --> 00:17:01,861 your old skanky cousin back in town, 448 00:17:01,897 --> 00:17:03,863 so I could make out with her. 449 00:17:04,211 --> 00:17:06,778 And my skanky cousin back in town 450 00:17:06,875 --> 00:17:08,802 so you could make out with her. 451 00:17:08,837 --> 00:17:10,036 So what do you say? 452 00:17:11,127 --> 00:17:12,223 I say... 453 00:17:14,710 --> 00:17:16,109 your mother. 454 00:17:16,144 --> 00:17:18,144 - Your mother. - Your mother. 455 00:17:18,180 --> 00:17:19,312 - Your mother! - Your mother! 456 00:17:19,347 --> 00:17:21,147 No, your mother! 457 00:17:21,183 --> 00:17:22,849 - Ah, you son of a bitch. - I love you, man. Oh. 458 00:17:22,884 --> 00:17:24,317 You're the best. Yeah, 459 00:17:24,352 --> 00:17:25,952 you guys! Let's do it! My h... 460 00:17:25,987 --> 00:17:28,822 Next hand in, right? N... 461 00:17:28,857 --> 00:17:30,857 Okay, so you're saying that if I date Fred 462 00:17:30,882 --> 00:17:32,892 that we can all keep hanging out together. 463 00:17:33,312 --> 00:17:37,897 Yes. We don't want you to lose us or for us to lose you. 464 00:17:37,933 --> 00:17:41,834 You're the child that we always wanted to have. 465 00:17:41,859 --> 00:17:44,370 Imagine us as grandparents. 466 00:17:44,406 --> 00:17:45,738 You think I haven't already? 467 00:17:45,774 --> 00:17:47,678 You'll learn to love Fred. 468 00:17:47,703 --> 00:17:48,808 And even better, 469 00:17:48,844 --> 00:17:51,412 you'll never have to go on a first date again. 470 00:17:51,437 --> 00:17:53,209 Yeah. That sounds really good. 471 00:17:53,234 --> 00:17:54,914 There's no rush. I mean, why don't 472 00:17:54,950 --> 00:17:57,975 we go up to the Vermont house in the next few weeks 473 00:17:58,000 --> 00:18:00,053 and all be together? 474 00:18:00,078 --> 00:18:01,389 - Vermont house? - Oh, yeah. 475 00:18:01,414 --> 00:18:02,422 It's an 18th century farmhouse 476 00:18:02,457 --> 00:18:03,890 that we kind of refurbished. 477 00:18:03,925 --> 00:18:05,425 - Gah. Oh. - We send 478 00:18:05,460 --> 00:18:08,561 romantic notes on the clothesline. 479 00:18:08,597 --> 00:18:09,531 Oh, my geez. 480 00:18:09,556 --> 00:18:12,724 And a loom in the barn. 481 00:18:12,934 --> 00:18:14,367 Poof. 482 00:18:15,257 --> 00:18:16,402 - Hey, there! - Hi! 483 00:18:16,438 --> 00:18:19,506 Right over here, buddy. 484 00:18:19,541 --> 00:18:21,374 I am terribly sorry, you guys. 485 00:18:21,409 --> 00:18:23,376 - We got held up by an overzealous cop. - You know, 486 00:18:23,411 --> 00:18:25,378 Fred, uh, Jess was just saying 487 00:18:25,413 --> 00:18:28,381 how much she likes model trains, right, Jess? 488 00:18:28,406 --> 00:18:29,682 I didn't know you were 489 00:18:29,718 --> 00:18:32,452 a railie. That's so great. 490 00:18:32,487 --> 00:18:34,721 What's your gauge? Are you a G gauge? Uh, 491 00:18:34,756 --> 00:18:38,057 G scale, Gauge one? HO scale? TT scale? 492 00:18:38,093 --> 00:18:40,193 Probably not a tabletop girl, right? 493 00:18:40,228 --> 00:18:43,096 Do you do it costumed? Or do you just do it leisurely? 494 00:18:43,131 --> 00:18:44,864 I deal mostly with the, uh, 495 00:18:44,900 --> 00:18:47,300 transitional era, post-Industrial Revolution. 496 00:18:47,335 --> 00:18:49,435 I collect a lot of open-air 497 00:18:49,471 --> 00:18:51,318 coal engines. I'm the president 498 00:18:51,343 --> 00:18:53,540 of my module group, actually. 499 00:18:53,575 --> 00:18:55,642 We use horn hook couplers, so I'm kind of one 500 00:18:55,677 --> 00:18:58,044 of the best at scenery building. Uh, 501 00:18:58,079 --> 00:19:01,414 just finished this beautiful sanitation depot, 502 00:19:01,449 --> 00:19:02,982 made completely out of balsa. 503 00:19:03,018 --> 00:19:05,585 I also was the first to implement 504 00:19:05,620 --> 00:19:09,326 wire-framed humans so that the people are poseable. 505 00:19:09,351 --> 00:19:10,557 Station agent 506 00:19:10,592 --> 00:19:12,559 is now... Now he can bend his arm 507 00:19:12,594 --> 00:19:15,328 to say hello as the train passes. 508 00:19:15,363 --> 00:19:17,931 There's one little girl I use... I call her Sally. 509 00:19:17,966 --> 00:19:20,928 I'm also quite good at flocking snow, 510 00:19:20,953 --> 00:19:23,236 so I'm very popular around the holidays. 511 00:19:23,271 --> 00:19:26,506 Aah! Stop! Please stop. I just, uh... I ca... I can't do this. 512 00:19:26,541 --> 00:19:28,508 I can't believe I was even considering doing this. 513 00:19:28,543 --> 00:19:30,276 I can't just settle down to settle down. 514 00:19:30,312 --> 00:19:33,404 I really, really want you to consider what you're giving up. 515 00:19:33,429 --> 00:19:36,749 Yeah, Terry Gross owns the house next to us in Vermont. 516 00:19:36,785 --> 00:19:38,952 Oh, my God. Do you run into her at syrup festivals? 517 00:19:38,987 --> 00:19:40,486 We had a horse. 518 00:19:40,522 --> 00:19:42,021 Until it ran away. 519 00:19:42,406 --> 00:19:43,600 Its name was Daniel. 520 00:19:43,625 --> 00:19:45,091 Daniel Boulevard. 521 00:19:45,126 --> 00:19:46,826 I got to pick the last name, 522 00:19:46,861 --> 00:19:48,661 and I named him while we were in the car. 523 00:19:48,697 --> 00:19:49,662 I have to go! 524 00:19:49,698 --> 00:19:50,964 - Let's go. - Hey, listen, 525 00:19:50,999 --> 00:19:52,365 Jess and I really aren't that close. 526 00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:54,194 - I'm all about horses. - We're going! 527 00:19:55,609 --> 00:19:57,170 You know what, Nick, you were right. 528 00:19:57,195 --> 00:19:58,638 A bar isn't just a place of business. 529 00:19:58,673 --> 00:20:00,773 - It's a place for people. - Mm. 530 00:20:00,809 --> 00:20:02,342 Which is something I truly hate about it. 531 00:20:03,101 --> 00:20:04,344 A bunch of bottom-feeders here. 532 00:20:04,379 --> 00:20:06,946 Chum at the bottom of the ocean. Yuck. 533 00:20:07,539 --> 00:20:09,490 I know. And that's why, as a manager, 534 00:20:09,515 --> 00:20:10,883 I'm thinking I have to fire you. 535 00:20:10,919 --> 00:20:14,014 Maybe you should fire me. What do you think? 536 00:20:14,039 --> 00:20:16,287 You save enough money, buy me out one day, 537 00:20:16,312 --> 00:20:18,222 you run this place on your own. 538 00:20:18,560 --> 00:20:21,394 - You really think I could? - Yeah, definitely. 539 00:20:21,429 --> 00:20:23,830 - I mean, your dumb bitch of a mother sure could. - What? 540 00:20:24,894 --> 00:20:27,053 Your-your mother, who, uh, 541 00:20:27,078 --> 00:20:29,889 we're referring to in this circumstance as a dumb bitch. 542 00:20:29,914 --> 00:20:31,337 - I think she could probably... - Wait, what? 543 00:20:31,373 --> 00:20:32,805 Come on. That's what you and Javier do, right? 544 00:20:32,841 --> 00:20:34,709 C... Your... Uh, your mother, 545 00:20:34,734 --> 00:20:36,142 who, uh, you know, is a dumb... is a dumb... 546 00:20:36,177 --> 00:20:37,977 Is that not... is that not how the joke goes? 547 00:20:38,013 --> 00:20:38,811 I know. 548 00:20:38,847 --> 00:20:40,146 - Thanks, man. - Thank you. 549 00:20:40,181 --> 00:20:41,481 Um, can I have another napkin? 550 00:20:41,516 --> 00:20:43,983 - Are you sure? - Uh, yeah, I don't need one. 551 00:20:45,117 --> 00:20:45,904 You know what, 552 00:20:45,929 --> 00:20:48,154 I know they turned out super weird and kind of like 553 00:20:48,189 --> 00:20:51,057 rich pimps, but... I just kind of miss 'em, you know? 554 00:20:51,092 --> 00:20:53,860 I'm glad they were weird. Kind of snapped me out of it. 555 00:20:53,895 --> 00:20:55,161 I was about one park day away 556 00:20:55,196 --> 00:20:58,164 from a Vermont model train-themed wedding. 557 00:20:58,199 --> 00:21:00,166 Yo, Nick, you like my shirt? 558 00:21:00,201 --> 00:21:01,601 It look like I'm naked. 559 00:21:01,636 --> 00:21:02,735 Very cool, man. 560 00:21:02,771 --> 00:21:04,273 - Right. - Come here, man. 561 00:21:04,298 --> 00:21:06,740 Hey! Get out of here. I'll catch up later. Boss man's got 562 00:21:06,765 --> 00:21:08,367 - to go over the books. - Okay. 563 00:21:08,796 --> 00:21:10,796 Good to have you back, man. 564 00:21:13,581 --> 00:21:14,850 Oh, this is very terrible. 565 00:21:17,786 --> 00:21:19,152 I don't believe you. 566 00:21:22,671 --> 00:21:24,357 Can you put, like, a jazz spin on that? 567 00:21:28,085 --> 00:21:29,789 Look like an ***. 568 00:21:29,991 --> 00:21:31,085 Start spinning. 569 00:21:32,382 --> 00:21:33,593 That's actually pretty good. 570 00:21:33,618 --> 00:21:35,618 I just feel really bad for Flip and Nancy. 571 00:21:35,642 --> 00:21:37,796 Shut up about Flip and Nancy. 572 00:21:37,821 --> 00:21:39,821 Synced and corrected by Chitorafa www.addic7ed.com