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Ok, Mom. Have a safe flight.
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Yes, I'll call and check in on Dad.
3
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Oh, no, no, no, no.
4
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Please don't send us anything from Korea.
5
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Because we still have three
pounds of roasted silkworm
6
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from your last trip!
7
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Okay, no. Here. The
kids want to say goodbye.
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Aww, they're blowing kisses.
9
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Okay, safe flight. Love you, too.
10
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Whew!
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For the next two weeks,
she's Korea's problem.
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Have fun, Korea!
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Well, she's a picnic next to your father.
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We're going on a picnic?
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Come on. My dad's not that bad.
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Oh, yeah. Tell us again about
that time when you were a kid
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and you thought you saw him smile.
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Look, my sister saw it,
too, so I'm not lying.
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He's got a good heart.
So he's a little gruff.
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A little gruff?
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At our wedding, he told my cousin Janice
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she was dressed like a tramp.
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Was he wrong?
24
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[Knock at door]
25
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Dad? What are you doing here?
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Is that Mom's suitcase? Did she forget it?
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No. Mom gone. I stay with you.
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Quality time.
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Um, D.K., did we miss an
e-mail from you about this?
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No e-mail. Quality time!
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Ugh.
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Hey, why'd you leave
Lisa's party last night?
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Oh, I caught a cold.
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Now my head hurts,
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I'm dehydrated, and kind of queasy.
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Did you drink too much?
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Not alcohol.
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I just had nine glasses of that punch
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with all the fruit in it.
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The sangria?
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I guess.
42
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Anyway, that virus hit me so hard,
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I barfed all over my Uber driver.
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And then I needed to go
home and make mac and cheese.
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And then I fell asleep
on my kitchen counter.
46
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I never do that.
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Okay, couple of things. Um...
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there is alcohol in nine sangrias...
49
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and your mystery virus is a hangover.
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What? I have a hangover?
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Mm-hmm.
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Wow. I'm kind of a cool-ass bitch.
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Oh, you guys. I have a serious problem.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
easy on the volume, bro.
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I totally tied one off last night.
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Whew!
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Okay, look.
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After that party,
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I did something real stupid dumb.
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Oh, girl...
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We all does cray d's
when we're gettin' krunk.
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It's all good.
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That's got to stop right now.
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Okay, so what happened?
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Yeah, what did you do?
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It's not what I did...
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Permission to come aboard...
68
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Again?
69
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[Screams]
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Say something.
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Eww?
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Not that!
73
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- You slept with Pat?
- [Scoffs]
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Our boss, Pat?
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Shh! Don't say it so loud!
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What?! You and Pat?!
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Man, did I pick the right day
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to come in late wearing quiet footwear.
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Oh, God.
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Oh, Damona and Pat! Whoo!
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I can't believe I'm gonna ask this,
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but was it...
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okay?
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Child, please.
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When I'm driving the train,
it always gets to the station.
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To the station!
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[Laughs]
88
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Here's the thing.
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I don't like him like that,
90
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but I think it meant more
to him than it did to me.
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Wait, is the station an...
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Oh.
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To the station!
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[Laughs]
95
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[Imitates train chugging]
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Choo! Choo!
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[Sighs]
98
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Okay, look, he told me
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I'm the first woman he's been
with since his wife left him,
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and I could tell
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last night was kind of
filling a void for him.
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Oh, my God, I have so many
"filling the void" jokes
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in my head right now.
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Really? I don't have any.
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You guys!
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Help me!
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Okay, okay. You just...
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you just... just got to get
out in front of it, you know?
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Just tell Pat that this
was just a one-time thing.
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Ugh, that's gonna be so
awkward. He's my boss!
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You're right. Just quit, girl.
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Okay, fine.
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I'll just tell him it was a small mistake.
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Three small mistakes,
about 20 minutes apart.
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Eww!
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Stop saying "eww!"
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- Ooooh!
- Stop saying "ooooh!"
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[Laughs]
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To the station!
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Whoa. What's with that cozy blaze?
121
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Oh, your dad fixed the fireplace.
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It turns out having a retired
engineer around the house
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is pretty helpful.
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And to think, you're the one
who wanted him out in the street
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with paper bags for shoes.
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Ah, yes, my exact words.
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But I'm glad you talked some sense into me,
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because he also re-caulked
the kids' bathtub,
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and he fixed the ice maker.
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- Why?
- 'Cause it didn't make ice.
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Well, sounds like Dad got
ahold of my to-do list.
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Yeah, we dug it out of the family archives.
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Mm, ooh, good one.
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The first thing on it was
"assemble Molly's crib."
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Ha ha.
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I'm digging your stand-up routine
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about how I don't do stuff.
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I'm a very busy man, Al,
but it just so happens
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I plan on doing a lot of
those things this week.
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Oh, good.
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So, you're gonna go back
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and hang those curtains in our old house?
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Oh, keep them coming, Al. Comedy gold.
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Whoo! Whoo!
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Whoo!
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What are you doing?
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Organizing junk drawer.
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Why is there picture of
me and your mother in here?
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We gave you as gift!
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Oh, there it is.
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I've been looking all over for it.
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Yeah, why'd you stick it in there, Allison?
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Okay, I'll see you guys later.
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Where are you going?
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To Sadie's house to watch "Mockingjay."
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On a school night?
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[Dishwasher whirring loudly]
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I said it was okay if it
had a strong female lead!
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What's wrong with dishwasher?!
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It's old!
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Why can't I watch a
movie on a school night?!
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Because you're 10!
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I'm 11!
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You know what I mean!
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This dishwasher so loud.
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Eh, the rinse cycle's a little wonky.
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We're used to it.
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It's the soundtrack of my youth.
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You need new one.
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Yeah, I know. It's on my to-do list, okay?
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Allison told me about your to-do list.
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You write fiction?
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[Laughter]
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Oh, so, I guess you were
the opening act for him, huh?
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Anyone else going up tonight?
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So what time will you be home?
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Mol?
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Your mom's talking to you.
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Put down phone. It's rude.
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Oh, sorry.
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I didn't realize I was doing that.
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When will you be home?
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I don't know, 11:00?
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No. School night. You be home by 10:00.
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Okay, Dad. We got this. Her curfew's 11:00.
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Last night, she stayed up late.
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This morning, she was very tired.
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You know, I was dragging today.
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See? Listen to your body.
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Nature's curfew.
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Okay. Thanks, Grandpa.
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See you at 10:00.
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Can you believe that?
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I know! He even fixed Molly!
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Hey. How'd your talk go with Pat yesterday?
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It didn't. He never came in.
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And he didn't call or text?
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Nope.
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Oh, sorry. Force of habit.
200
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I haven't heard from him at all.
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00:08:02,099 --> 00:08:02,887
Maybe you're off the hook.
202
00:08:03,080 --> 00:08:03,806
I hope so.
203
00:08:03,842 --> 00:08:06,483
The last thing I want is
an awkward conversation.
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Listen up, people.
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I have an announcement to make
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about an exciting development
in my personal life.
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Oh. Please.
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Please, no.
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We all know how rumors
spread around the office...
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And that's why nobody should
talk about anything to anybody.
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Back to work, people.
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Damona... I want do this.
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I want to get out ahead of the gossip mill
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and let you all know
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that I will be getting back together
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with my ex-wife, Tiffany.
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That's right.
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We're in the process of mending fences...
219
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Like the one in her front yard
220
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that I drove through in a rage last month.
221
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But seriously, I'd like to thank you all
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for your unspoken congratulations.
223
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Well, hey, lucky you.
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You get to skip that awkward
conversation after all.
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Yeah, it looks like that night with you
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meant absolutely nothing to him.
227
00:09:02,604 --> 00:09:04,221
You must be so relieved.
228
00:09:04,256 --> 00:09:06,356
Oh, I am so relieved!
229
00:09:06,392 --> 00:09:07,119
[Chuckles]
230
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Great, 'cause it just meant nothing.
231
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I mean, less than nothing.
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Like, nothing.
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00:09:11,697 --> 00:09:13,194
- Damona...
- Ohh.
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I feel I owe you an explanation.
235
00:09:15,432 --> 00:09:17,694
Oh, no. You don't owe me a thing
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except maybe, at some point, my bra.
237
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Ah, already in the mail.
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Book rate... should arrive
in 8 to 10 business days.
239
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But I want to thank you.
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For what?
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Well, helping me to put
things into perspective.
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I mean, sure. We had fun.
243
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Raw, animalistic... boundary-pushing fun.
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But it was empty.
245
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I mean, it was devoid of
any real romance or feeling.
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Uh-huh.
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But if it wasn't for you
248
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and that hollow experience
that we stumbled upon together,
249
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I might never have appreciated
250
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the depth of what I have with Tiffany.
251
00:10:02,243 --> 00:10:03,263
Glad I could help.
252
00:10:03,309 --> 00:10:06,883
Oh, and I wanted you to have this.
253
00:10:07,117 --> 00:10:08,034
Oh.
254
00:10:08,387 --> 00:10:09,353
[Chuckles]
255
00:10:09,543 --> 00:10:10,244
What is this?
256
00:10:10,292 --> 00:10:12,258
That's the tracking
number for your brassiere.
257
00:10:18,618 --> 00:10:20,129
Guess which baller
258
00:10:20,152 --> 00:10:22,580
hit a fancy appliance store
on his way home from work
259
00:10:22,614 --> 00:10:24,755
and walked out with a floor model.
260
00:10:25,156 --> 00:10:26,107
Holla!
261
00:10:27,556 --> 00:10:28,610
Actually, you don't have to holler.
262
00:10:28,638 --> 00:10:29,446
The baller was me.
263
00:10:30,209 --> 00:10:32,233
A floor model dishwasher?
264
00:10:32,422 --> 00:10:34,288
Yeah, it's just got a
tiny scratch on the door.
265
00:10:34,546 --> 00:10:36,221
You really have to look for it, though.
266
00:10:36,233 --> 00:10:36,588
Found it.
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00:10:37,449 --> 00:10:38,870
Oh, here's another.
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Okay, the point is,
269
00:10:40,934 --> 00:10:43,578
I'm pretty good at taking
care of my nest, yo.
270
00:10:43,845 --> 00:10:46,773
Your dad bought us a
dishwasher this afternoon, yo.
271
00:10:48,426 --> 00:10:50,496
European, new. In box.
272
00:10:51,338 --> 00:10:52,758
Oh, no dings.
273
00:10:54,123 --> 00:10:56,030
Remember our frosted drinking glasses?
274
00:10:56,276 --> 00:10:57,954
Turns out they were just dirty.
275
00:10:58,570 --> 00:11:00,254
And Grandpa installed it himself.
276
00:11:02,894 --> 00:11:04,257
No bigs, you know.
277
00:11:04,274 --> 00:11:05,819
I was gonna install this one myself.
278
00:11:06,111 --> 00:11:06,941
According to this,
279
00:11:06,975 --> 00:11:08,899
you paid an extra $200
for me to install it.
280
00:11:09,019 --> 00:11:10,770
Well, that... that's obviously a typo.
281
00:11:11,176 --> 00:11:14,102
Well, you signed it and
initialed it in four places,
282
00:11:14,320 --> 00:11:14,851
so I...
283
00:11:14,887 --> 00:11:18,105
Okay, thank you, delivery
guy/memory expert.
284
00:11:18,824 --> 00:11:20,888
Now, can you start
uninstalling this one, please?
285
00:11:21,329 --> 00:11:23,515
Ken, are you crazy? We're
not taking this one out.
286
00:11:23,635 --> 00:11:25,571
It has smart washing technology!
287
00:11:25,691 --> 00:11:26,763
And WiFi.
288
00:11:26,799 --> 00:11:28,408
You can turn it on from your car.
289
00:11:28,528 --> 00:11:29,782
Which Mom just let me do.
290
00:11:30,132 --> 00:11:32,342
Wait, wait. It's on?
291
00:11:32,737 --> 00:11:34,671
Yeah, it's super quiet.
292
00:11:34,706 --> 00:11:37,898
It's like our dishes are
being licked clean by angels.
293
00:11:40,072 --> 00:11:42,612
Beautifully put. I'd keep that one.
294
00:11:42,901 --> 00:11:43,783
That thing's cherry.
295
00:11:44,035 --> 00:11:45,382
Fine. You know what?
296
00:11:45,417 --> 00:11:48,018
Take your stupid dishwasher
and your clipboard of lies
297
00:11:48,053 --> 00:11:49,687
and go back to appliance world, okay, pal?
298
00:11:49,745 --> 00:11:51,083
You can't return floor models,
299
00:11:51,312 --> 00:11:52,910
so I'll just leave it in your driveway.
300
00:11:53,122 --> 00:11:54,530
No, it's gonna get all dinged up.
301
00:11:54,650 --> 00:11:55,464
Don't worry, Dad.
302
00:11:55,498 --> 00:11:57,290
A few more won't make a difference.
303
00:11:58,278 --> 00:11:59,631
Look, there's another one.
304
00:12:00,302 --> 00:12:02,466
Oh, and "Maytag" is spelled wrong.
305
00:12:06,207 --> 00:12:07,437
[Knock on door]
306
00:12:08,088 --> 00:12:09,474
Hey. Um...
307
00:12:10,951 --> 00:12:15,022
I kind of think we should talk
about what happened between us.
308
00:12:15,558 --> 00:12:16,179
Oh.
309
00:12:17,116 --> 00:12:18,928
Yeah, it's been on my mind, too.
310
00:12:20,186 --> 00:12:21,284
Please.
311
00:12:23,933 --> 00:12:24,771
Damona...
312
00:12:26,239 --> 00:12:28,825
I'm sorry I mailed your bra book rate.
313
00:12:30,973 --> 00:12:33,615
Wait. Are we talking about my bra?
314
00:12:34,006 --> 00:12:34,901
No.
315
00:12:35,446 --> 00:12:37,459
No, we're talking about my behavior,
316
00:12:37,977 --> 00:12:39,361
which was unacceptable.
317
00:12:40,647 --> 00:12:42,672
But I realized there
was something behind it.
318
00:12:44,072 --> 00:12:45,232
Oh. Mm-kay.
319
00:12:46,504 --> 00:12:47,315
It's just...
320
00:12:49,281 --> 00:12:50,864
I've been burned before.
321
00:12:51,917 --> 00:12:54,351
I mean, priority mail costs twice as much,
322
00:12:54,386 --> 00:12:56,214
and sometimes the difference
is only like a day.
323
00:12:58,723 --> 00:13:00,292
Are you serious right now?
324
00:13:00,412 --> 00:13:02,551
Yeah, and express mail,
well, that's a total sham.
325
00:13:02,568 --> 00:13:04,595
- Don't even get me st...
- Okay, okay, okay!
326
00:13:04,875 --> 00:13:07,413
Will you stop it with the postal rates?!
327
00:13:07,439 --> 00:13:07,773
Well.
328
00:13:07,893 --> 00:13:10,206
You are acting like
nothing happened between us.
329
00:13:10,286 --> 00:13:11,835
[Chuckles]
330
00:13:12,177 --> 00:13:13,082
I'm sexy.
331
00:13:14,306 --> 00:13:15,909
Men don't sleep with me
332
00:13:15,935 --> 00:13:17,917
and then go running back to their ex-wives.
333
00:13:17,950 --> 00:13:19,753
They come back wanting more.
334
00:13:20,244 --> 00:13:21,688
Well, I'm sorry if your
feelings were hurt...
335
00:13:21,739 --> 00:13:24,103
I don't get my feelings hurt.
336
00:13:24,697 --> 00:13:26,341
I hurt feelings.
337
00:13:28,225 --> 00:13:29,530
Your boat smells like cheese!
338
00:13:33,792 --> 00:13:35,625
Hey, what's going on?
339
00:13:35,661 --> 00:13:37,666
I helped Grandpa replace
the broken shingles
340
00:13:37,689 --> 00:13:39,064
before El Niņo comes.
341
00:13:39,364 --> 00:13:40,910
I thought you were afraid
of climbing ladders.
342
00:13:41,030 --> 00:13:43,333
I thought I was, too,
but grandpa said I wasn't.
343
00:13:43,368 --> 00:13:43,984
You're not.
344
00:13:44,327 --> 00:13:45,344
See? I'm not!
345
00:13:47,707 --> 00:13:49,094
I told you that you weren't.
346
00:13:49,374 --> 00:13:51,641
Yeah, but Grandpa's more believable.
347
00:13:54,613 --> 00:13:56,967
And look! He even gave me my own tool belt.
348
00:13:57,382 --> 00:13:58,470
Time to make him a man.
349
00:13:59,615 --> 00:14:01,585
Somebody's got to do it.
350
00:14:01,620 --> 00:14:03,086
[Both laugh]
351
00:14:03,121 --> 00:14:05,222
I know it's time to make him a man.
352
00:14:05,257 --> 00:14:06,857
I have a reminder on my phone.
353
00:14:10,395 --> 00:14:11,957
[Imitating D.K.] Time to make him a man.
354
00:14:12,898 --> 00:14:14,431
Somebody's got to do it.
355
00:14:14,466 --> 00:14:16,032
[Laughs]
356
00:14:20,671 --> 00:14:22,307
Ooh, WiFi.
357
00:14:22,324 --> 00:14:24,608
You can turn it on from the car.
358
00:14:24,643 --> 00:14:26,147
Ooh, yes.
359
00:14:40,592 --> 00:14:42,859
[Dishwasher powers down]
360
00:14:43,346 --> 00:14:45,332
Let's see you start it from the car now.
361
00:14:48,567 --> 00:14:52,936
[Chuckling]
362
00:14:52,971 --> 00:14:55,171
[Laughs maniacally]
363
00:15:01,199 --> 00:15:03,390
Dad, Grandpa just sold
the driveway dishwasher
364
00:15:03,409 --> 00:15:05,200
for a hundred bucks more
than you paid for it.
365
00:15:05,704 --> 00:15:08,594
And that's what you
call a Park negotiation.
366
00:15:08,714 --> 00:15:09,929
Yeah, great technique.
367
00:15:09,964 --> 00:15:12,653
You just keep glaring at them
until they're so uncomfortable,
368
00:15:12,687 --> 00:15:13,392
they cave.
369
00:15:13,512 --> 00:15:16,734
It worked on your mother.
Proposal took 17 minutes.
370
00:15:22,651 --> 00:15:23,506
Okay, please stop.
371
00:15:24,062 --> 00:15:24,772
[Cellphone chimes]
372
00:15:25,688 --> 00:15:27,813
Huh? I just got a text from the dishwasher.
373
00:15:27,853 --> 00:15:28,265
[Cellphone chimes]
374
00:15:29,473 --> 00:15:32,151
Me too. There's some kind of error.
375
00:15:33,257 --> 00:15:35,488
Well, you know what they
say about European appliances.
376
00:15:35,674 --> 00:15:36,848
That they're the best in the world?
377
00:15:36,968 --> 00:15:38,062
They raise the value of your home?
378
00:15:38,263 --> 00:15:40,233
They combine elegance and efficiency?
379
00:15:41,429 --> 00:15:44,516
Hmm. Makes no sense. Should work.
380
00:15:44,750 --> 00:15:45,913
Well, it doesn't.
381
00:15:45,931 --> 00:15:47,279
So much for the value of our home.
382
00:15:48,710 --> 00:15:51,103
I'm gonna text its friends,
see if they know anything.
383
00:15:52,617 --> 00:15:54,798
Anyone have contact
info for the wine fridge?
384
00:15:55,041 --> 00:15:56,275
That's not how it works, honey.
385
00:15:56,310 --> 00:15:57,480
You're right. I'll just call it.
386
00:16:00,181 --> 00:16:00,973
It's ringing.
387
00:16:08,666 --> 00:16:11,033
Well, your father pulled
the entire dishwasher
388
00:16:11,084 --> 00:16:11,557
out from the wall,
389
00:16:11,606 --> 00:16:13,592
and he's re-checking every wire and hose.
390
00:16:13,628 --> 00:16:15,205
Boy, what is it with him and that thing?
391
00:16:15,486 --> 00:16:17,753
He's like the Moby Dick of dishwashers.
392
00:16:18,981 --> 00:16:21,081
Or maybe the dishwasher is Moby Dick?
393
00:16:21,518 --> 00:16:22,803
I'll be honest, never read it.
394
00:16:23,172 --> 00:16:24,937
Not a huge Michael Crichton guy.
395
00:16:26,541 --> 00:16:27,820
Okay.
396
00:16:29,148 --> 00:16:30,142
What's going on with you?
397
00:16:30,408 --> 00:16:31,449
- Nothing.
- Really?
398
00:16:31,913 --> 00:16:34,313
I was the one who was so
against your father's visit,
399
00:16:34,348 --> 00:16:36,749
but everything he's done since
he got here has upset you.
400
00:16:36,784 --> 00:16:38,918
I don't have any issues with my dad, okay?
401
00:16:38,953 --> 00:16:39,938
What the hell is this?!
402
00:16:40,988 --> 00:16:42,555
You broke dishwasher on purpose?
403
00:16:42,675 --> 00:16:45,157
Oh, look, an issue. I'll be upstairs.
404
00:16:47,213 --> 00:16:48,827
Oh. Where'd you find that?
405
00:16:48,863 --> 00:16:51,664
You know where. In junk drawer I organized!
406
00:16:52,833 --> 00:16:56,669
I went looking for a
wrench, and I found lies!
407
00:16:57,976 --> 00:16:58,971
What's wrong with you?
408
00:16:59,006 --> 00:16:59,983
What's wrong with me?!
409
00:17:00,103 --> 00:17:01,119
What's wrong with you?!
410
00:17:01,380 --> 00:17:02,455
Look, ever since you got here,
411
00:17:02,471 --> 00:17:04,025
all you've done is fix everything!
412
00:17:04,077 --> 00:17:05,268
So? What's wrong with that?
413
00:17:05,319 --> 00:17:07,050
You made me look bad in front of my family!
414
00:17:07,068 --> 00:17:08,406
It's like you think I'm not man enough
415
00:17:08,438 --> 00:17:09,682
to take care of things on my own.
416
00:17:09,954 --> 00:17:10,898
It's like I'm soft.
417
00:17:10,958 --> 00:17:13,427
Oh, yeah. You're soft.
You're soft like marshmallow.
418
00:17:13,688 --> 00:17:16,522
Aha! So you're not gonna deny it.
419
00:17:16,557 --> 00:17:19,119
You're so soft, if I
ever fall out of building,
420
00:17:19,239 --> 00:17:20,429
I hope I land on you.
421
00:17:22,227 --> 00:17:23,444
Okay. Kind of doubling down.
422
00:17:24,777 --> 00:17:28,133
Ken, I had to learn how to fix things
423
00:17:28,492 --> 00:17:29,655
because we had no money.
424
00:17:30,460 --> 00:17:33,872
But you, you're a doctor. Much better.
425
00:17:34,182 --> 00:17:35,095
Because I have money?
426
00:17:35,363 --> 00:17:37,643
No. Because you fix people.
427
00:17:38,134 --> 00:17:40,579
Much better than fixing dishwasher
428
00:17:40,615 --> 00:17:43,171
or bathtub or roof tiles
429
00:17:43,377 --> 00:17:44,316
or ceiling fan or...
430
00:17:44,352 --> 00:17:46,289
Okay, can we get back to
how I'm better than you?
431
00:17:47,720 --> 00:17:49,268
I didn't mean to make you feel bad.
432
00:17:50,297 --> 00:17:52,775
But you're a very important, busy man.
433
00:17:53,634 --> 00:17:55,728
I'm trying to do what I could to help you.
434
00:17:58,525 --> 00:17:59,751
I'm proud of you, son.
435
00:18:04,254 --> 00:18:05,291
Thanks, Dad.
436
00:18:06,311 --> 00:18:08,389
Should we... hug?
437
00:18:08,423 --> 00:18:09,174
Nah.
438
00:18:10,999 --> 00:18:12,177
We hugged at Thanksgiving.
439
00:18:12,213 --> 00:18:13,679
Oh, yeah. That's right.
440
00:18:14,989 --> 00:18:16,849
- Hey, where are you going?
- To fix dishwasher.
441
00:18:16,884 --> 00:18:17,883
Oh, come on, Dad.
442
00:18:17,946 --> 00:18:19,773
I took it off. I'll put it back on.
443
00:18:20,414 --> 00:18:22,368
So what do you think?
Super glue or duct tape?
444
00:18:23,364 --> 00:18:24,693
Hand it over, Cotton Ball.
445
00:18:27,664 --> 00:18:28,866
Oh, also, if you have a minute,
446
00:18:28,900 --> 00:18:31,230
the vacuum's blowing out, not in, so...
447
00:18:31,906 --> 00:18:33,465
- I'll look at it.
- [Chuckles]
448
00:18:35,803 --> 00:18:38,737
Ah... dishwasher, vacuum.
449
00:18:38,773 --> 00:18:41,674
[Chuckling] Man, I am
really getting stuff done.
450
00:18:53,771 --> 00:18:54,498
Damona...
451
00:18:56,156 --> 00:18:57,250
I've been thinking a lot
452
00:18:57,268 --> 00:18:59,806
about what you said today in my office,
453
00:18:59,825 --> 00:19:02,402
and, uh, I-I just want
you to know that, uh...
454
00:19:04,299 --> 00:19:05,842
what happened between us...
455
00:19:06,866 --> 00:19:07,850
you know, the sex stuff...
456
00:19:10,058 --> 00:19:14,233
well, not only was it great, but it...
457
00:19:14,860 --> 00:19:16,195
it did mean something to me.
458
00:19:17,303 --> 00:19:18,485
- But you said
- I know I...
459
00:19:18,655 --> 00:19:20,650
That was just because I
didn't think you cared.
460
00:19:21,315 --> 00:19:23,381
But what you showed me
today is that you do.
461
00:19:24,172 --> 00:19:26,517
Well, I was, you know,
just being emotional,
462
00:19:26,553 --> 00:19:28,586
'cause you know how I
get about postal rates.
463
00:19:28,779 --> 00:19:29,821
Oh, yeah.
464
00:19:31,929 --> 00:19:33,688
And you should probably also know
465
00:19:33,739 --> 00:19:34,524
that when I announced
466
00:19:34,593 --> 00:19:37,009
that I was getting back
together with my ex-wife,
467
00:19:37,713 --> 00:19:39,497
I may have spoken a little too soon.
468
00:19:40,230 --> 00:19:41,141
How much too soon?
469
00:19:41,330 --> 00:19:42,803
Before I actually spoke to her.
470
00:19:44,668 --> 00:19:48,873
Yeah, seems she does not share
my enthusiasm for the idea...
471
00:19:48,908 --> 00:19:52,572
or for old-fashioned
serenades in her place of work.
472
00:19:52,615 --> 00:19:53,676
[Chuckles]
473
00:19:53,712 --> 00:19:55,480
I guess air-traffic controllers
474
00:19:55,515 --> 00:19:57,269
have to "stay focused."
475
00:19:58,051 --> 00:19:59,851
[Laughs]
476
00:20:00,604 --> 00:20:03,940
So I'm back on the boat in every sense.
477
00:20:04,455 --> 00:20:08,382
Meaning, the gangplank is extended.
478
00:20:09,606 --> 00:20:10,887
The mast is up.
479
00:20:10,923 --> 00:20:12,563
I get the metaphor.
480
00:20:12,599 --> 00:20:13,252
Ah.
481
00:20:15,229 --> 00:20:17,742
Anyway, I'm sorry to hear about your wife.
482
00:20:17,805 --> 00:20:19,019
Ah, well, thank you.
483
00:20:20,622 --> 00:20:22,440
[Both clear throats]
484
00:20:29,580 --> 00:20:31,006
So, I hurt your feelings, huh?
485
00:20:31,183 --> 00:20:32,918
[Scoffs] I didn't say all that.
486
00:20:33,101 --> 00:20:35,368
[Chuckles] No, no. Ah, totally, totally.
487
00:20:35,395 --> 00:20:36,196
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
488
00:20:37,330 --> 00:20:38,345
So, uh...
489
00:20:39,559 --> 00:20:44,128
feel like maybe... grabbing some dinner?
490
00:20:45,819 --> 00:20:47,126
Sure. Let's go.
491
00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:48,633
- Okay.
- Okay.
492
00:20:48,668 --> 00:20:50,101
[Both chuckle]
493
00:20:50,554 --> 00:20:51,575
Hey, now, just to be clear,
494
00:20:51,598 --> 00:20:53,430
when I say "grab some dinner,"
I meant go back to my boat...
495
00:20:53,446 --> 00:20:54,282
- It's clear.
- Oh, okay.
496
00:20:55,163 --> 00:21:00,163
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