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Okay, Mom, have a safe flight.
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(CHUCKLES)
Yes, I'll call and check in on Dad.
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Oh, no, no, no, no.
Please don't send us anything from Korea.
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Because we still have
three pounds of roasted silkworm
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from your last trip!
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Okay, no. Here.
The kids want to say goodbye.
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Aww, they're blowing kisses.
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Okay, safe flight. Love you, too.
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(CHUCKLES)
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Whew!
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For the next two weeks,
she's Korea's problem.
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Have fun, Korea!
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Well, she's a picnic next to your father.
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We're going on a picnic?
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(SCOFFS) Come on. My dad's not that bad.
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Oh, yeah. Tell us again about that
time when you were a kid
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and you thought you saw him smile.
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Look, my sister saw it,
too, so I'm not lying.
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He's got a good heart.
So he's a little gruff.
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A little gruff?
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At our wedding, he told my cousin Janice
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she was dressed like a tramp.
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Was he wrong?
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(KNOCKING AT DOOR)
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Dad?
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What are you doing here?
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Is that mom's suitcase? Did she forget it?
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No. Mom gone. I stay with you.
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Quality time.
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Um, D.K., did we
miss an e-mail from you about this?
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No e-mail. Quality time!
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Ripped & Corrected By mstoll
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Ugh.
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Hey, why'd you leave Lisa's party last night?
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Oh, I caught a cold.
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Now my head hurts,
I'm dehydrated, and kind of queasy.
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Did you drink too much?
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Not alcohol.
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I just had nine glasses of that punch
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with all the fruit in it.
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The sangria?
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I guess.
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Anyway, that virus hit me so hard,
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I barfed all over my Uber driver.
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And then I needed
to go home and make mac and cheese.
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And then I fell asleep on my kitchen counter.
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I never do that.
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Okay, couple of things. Um...
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There is alcohol in nine sangrias...
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And your mystery virus is a hangover.
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What?
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- I have a hangover?
- Mmm-hmm.
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Wow. I'm kind of a cool-ass bitch.
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Oh, you guys. I have a serious problem.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
easy on the volume, bro.
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I totally tied one off last night.
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Whew!
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Okay, look. After that party,
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- I did something real stupid dumb.
- JULIE: Oh, girl...
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We all does cray d's when
we're gettin' krunk.
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It's all good.
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That's got to stop right now.
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- Okay, so what happened?
- Yeah, what did you do?
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It's not what I did.
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Permission to come aboard...
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Again?
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(SCREAMS)
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Say something.
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Eww?
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Not that!
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- You slept with Pat?
- (SCOFFS)
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Our boss, Pat?
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Shh! Don't say it so loud!
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What? You and Pat?
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Man, did I pick the right day
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to come in late wearing quiet footwear.
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Oh, God.
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Oh, Damona and Pat! Whoo!
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I can't believe
I'm gonna ask this, but was it...
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Okay?
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Child, please. When I'm driving the train,
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it always gets to the station.
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To the station! (LAUGHS)
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Here's the thing.
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I don't like him like that,
86
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but I think it meant
more to him than it did to me.
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Wait, is the station an...
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Oh.
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To the station! (LAUGHS)
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(IMITATES TRAIN CHUGGING)
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Choo! Choo!
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(SIGHS)
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Okay, look, he told me I'm the first woman
he's been with since his wife left him,
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and I could tell last night was
kind of filling a void for him.
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Oh, my God, I have so many
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"filling the void" jokes
in my head right now.
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Really? I don't have any.
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You guys!
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Help me!
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Okay, okay. You just... You just, just...
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Got to get out in front of it, you know?
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Just tell Pat
that this was just a one-time thing.
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Ugh, that's gonna be so awkward.
He's my boss!
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You're right. Just quit, girl.
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Okay, fine.
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I'll just tell him it was a small mistake.
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Three small mistakes,
about 20 minutes apart.
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Eww!
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Stop saying "eww".
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- Ooh!
- Stop saying, "ooh!"
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(LAUGHS)
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To the station!
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Whoa. What's with that cozy blaze?
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Oh, your dad fixed the fireplace.
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It turns out having
a retired engineer around the house
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is pretty helpful.
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And to think, you're the one who wanted him
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out in the street with paper bags for shoes.
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Ah, yes, my exact words.
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But I'm glad you talked some sense into me,
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because he also re-caulked the kids' bathtub,
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- and he fixed the ice maker.
- Why?
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'Cause it didn't make ice.
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Well, sounds like Dad
got ahold of my to-do list.
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Yeah, we dug it out of the family archives.
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Mmm, mmm, ooh, good one.
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The first thing on it was
"assemble Molly's crib."
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Ha-ha.
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I'm digging your stand-up routine
about how I don't do stuff.
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Look, I'm a very busy man, Al,
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but it just so happens I plan on doing
a lot of those things this week.
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Oh, good.
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So, you're gonna go back
and hang those curtains in our old house?
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Oh, keep them coming, Al. Comedy gold.
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Whoo! Whoo!
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Whoo! What are you doing?
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D. K: Organizing junk drawer.
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Why is there picture
of me and your mother in here?
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We gave you as gift!
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Oh, there it is.
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I've been looking all over for it.
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Yeah, why'd you stick it in there, Allison?
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Okay, I'll see you guys later.
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DR. KEN: Where are you going?
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To Sadie's house to watch Mockingjay.
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On a school night?
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- (DISHWASHER WHIRRING LOUDLY)
- I said it was okay
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if it had a strong female lead!
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What's wrong with dishwasher?
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It's old!
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Why can't I watch a movie on a school night?
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Because you're 10!
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I'm 11!
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You know what I mean!
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This dishwasher so loud.
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Eh, the rinse cycle's a little wonky.
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We're used to it.
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It's the soundtrack of my youth.
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You need new one.
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Yeah, I know. It's on my to-do list, okay?
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Allison told me about your to-do list.
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You write fiction?
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(ALL LAUGH)
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Oh, so, I guess
you were the opening act for him, huh?
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Anyone else going up tonight?
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So what time will you be home?
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Mol?
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Your mom's talking to you.
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Put down phone. It's rude.
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Oh, sorry. I didn't realize I was doing that.
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When will you be home?
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I don't know. 11:00?
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No. School night. You be home by 10:00.
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Okay, Dad. We got this. Her curfew's 11:00.
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Last night, she stayed up late.
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This morning, she was very tired.
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You know, I was dragging today.
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See? Listen to your body.
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Nature's curfew.
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Okay. Thanks, Grandpa. See you at 10:00.
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Can you believe that?
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I know! He even fixed Molly!
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Hey. How'd your talk go with Pat yesterday?
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It didn't. He never came in.
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- And he didn't call or text?
- Nope.
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Oh, sorry. Force of habit.
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I haven't heard from him at all.
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Maybe you're off the hook.
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I hope so.
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The last thing I want
is an awkward conversation.
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Listen up, people.
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I have an announcement to make
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about an exciting development
in my personal life.
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Oh. Please.
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Please, no.
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We all know
how rumors spread around the office...
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And that's why nobody should
talk about anything to anybody.
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Back to work, people.
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Damona... I want do this.
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I want to get out ahead
of the gossip mill and let you all know
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that I will be getting back together
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with my ex-wife, Tiffany.
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That's right.
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We're in the process of mending fences...
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Like the one in her front yard
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that I drove through in a rage last month.
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But seriously,
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I'd like to thank you all
for your unspoken congratulations.
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- Well, hey!
- (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
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Lucky you. You get to skip
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00:09:05,545 --> 00:09:07,672
that awkward conversation after all.
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00:09:07,747 --> 00:09:09,715
Yeah, it looks like that night with you
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meant absolutely nothing to him.
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You must be so relieved.
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Oh, I am so relieved!
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(ALL CHUCKLE)
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Great, 'cause it just meant nothing.
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I mean, less than nothing. Like, nothing.
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00:09:22,395 --> 00:09:24,056
- Damona...
- Oh.
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I feel I owe you an explanation.
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00:09:26,632 --> 00:09:28,497
Oh, no. You don't owe me a thing
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except maybe, at some point, my bra.
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Ah, already in the mail.
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Book rate,
should arrive in eight to 10 business days.
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But I want to thank you.
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For what?
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Well, helping me
to put things into perspective.
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- Hmm.
- I mean, sure. We had fun.
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Raw, animalistic...
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Boundary-pushing fun.
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But it was empty.
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I mean, it was devoid
of any real romance or feeling.
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00:10:00,366 --> 00:10:01,458
Uh-huh.
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00:10:03,402 --> 00:10:05,336
But if it wasn't for you
235
00:10:05,404 --> 00:10:07,463
and that hollow experience
236
00:10:07,540 --> 00:10:09,804
- that we stumbled upon together...
- (CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
237
00:10:09,875 --> 00:10:11,365
...I might never have appreciated
238
00:10:11,444 --> 00:10:12,706
the depth of what I have with Tiffany.
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00:10:13,112 --> 00:10:14,477
(SMACKS LIPS)
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00:10:14,547 --> 00:10:16,242
- Glad I could help.
- Aw.
241
00:10:16,315 --> 00:10:18,943
Oh, and I wanted you to have this.
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00:10:19,452 --> 00:10:20,578
Oh.
243
00:10:20,653 --> 00:10:22,678
(CHUCKLES) What is this?
244
00:10:22,755 --> 00:10:25,280
That's the tracking number
for your brassiere.
245
00:10:31,397 --> 00:10:35,527
Guess which baller hit a fancy appliance
store on his way home from work
246
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and walked out with a floor model.
247
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Holla!
248
00:10:40,406 --> 00:10:42,840
Actually, you don't have to holler.
The baller was me.
249
00:10:43,376 --> 00:10:45,310
A floor model dishwasher?
250
00:10:45,478 --> 00:10:47,412
Yeah, it's just got a
tiny scratch on the door.
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You really have to look for it, though.
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Found it.
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00:10:50,616 --> 00:10:52,208
Oh, here's another.
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00:10:52,618 --> 00:10:54,245
Okay, the point is,
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00:10:54,320 --> 00:10:57,016
I'm pretty good at taking
care of my nest, yo.
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00:10:57,089 --> 00:11:00,183
Your dad bought us
a dishwasher this afternoon, yo.
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00:11:01,894 --> 00:11:04,055
European, new. In box.
258
00:11:04,864 --> 00:11:06,422
Oh, no dings.
259
00:11:07,733 --> 00:11:10,031
Remember our frosted drinking glasses?
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00:11:10,102 --> 00:11:11,831
Turns out they were just dirty.
261
00:11:12,471 --> 00:11:14,234
And grandpa installed it himself.
262
00:11:16,108 --> 00:11:18,076
(SIGHS) No bigs, you know.
263
00:11:18,144 --> 00:11:19,805
I was gonna install this one myself.
264
00:11:19,879 --> 00:11:23,042
According to this,
you paid an extra $200 for me to install it.
265
00:11:23,115 --> 00:11:25,208
Well, that, that's obviously a typo.
266
00:11:25,317 --> 00:11:28,844
Well, you signed it
and initialed it in four places, so I...
267
00:11:28,921 --> 00:11:32,288
Okay, thank you,
delivery guy/memory expert.
268
00:11:33,259 --> 00:11:35,227
Now, can you start
uninstalling this one, please?
269
00:11:35,728 --> 00:11:38,094
Ken, are you crazy?
We're not taking this one out.
270
00:11:38,164 --> 00:11:40,029
It has smart washing technology!
271
00:11:40,099 --> 00:11:41,430
And Wi-Fi.
272
00:11:41,534 --> 00:11:43,058
You can turn it on from your car.
273
00:11:43,135 --> 00:11:44,625
Which mom just let me do.
274
00:11:44,704 --> 00:11:47,002
Wait, wait, wait. It's on?
275
00:11:47,606 --> 00:11:49,631
Yeah, it's super quiet.
276
00:11:49,709 --> 00:11:52,940
It's like our dishes
are being licked clean by angels.
277
00:11:55,047 --> 00:11:57,538
Beautifully put. I'd keep that one.
278
00:11:57,650 --> 00:11:58,878
That thing's cherry.
279
00:11:59,185 --> 00:12:00,675
Fine. You know what?
280
00:12:00,753 --> 00:12:02,186
Take your stupid dishwasher
281
00:12:02,254 --> 00:12:03,312
and your clipboard of lies
282
00:12:03,389 --> 00:12:04,913
and go back to Appliance World, okay, pal?
283
00:12:04,990 --> 00:12:06,753
You can't return floor models,
284
00:12:06,826 --> 00:12:08,384
so I'll just leave it in your driveway.
285
00:12:08,461 --> 00:12:09,951
No, it's gonna get all dinged up.
286
00:12:10,062 --> 00:12:12,724
Don't worry, Dad.
A few more won't make a difference.
287
00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:15,257
Look, there's another one.
288
00:12:15,835 --> 00:12:17,769
Oh, and Maytag Is spelled wrong.
289
00:12:21,874 --> 00:12:22,966
(KNOCK ON DOOR)
290
00:12:24,009 --> 00:12:25,271
Hey. Um...
291
00:12:26,846 --> 00:12:29,041
I kind of think we should talk
292
00:12:29,115 --> 00:12:31,049
about what happened between us.
293
00:12:31,584 --> 00:12:32,846
Oh, good.
294
00:12:33,419 --> 00:12:35,080
Yeah, it's been on my mind, too.
295
00:12:36,288 --> 00:12:37,619
- Please.
- Oh.
296
00:12:40,226 --> 00:12:41,523
Damona...
297
00:12:42,561 --> 00:12:44,893
I'm sorry I mailed your bra book rate.
298
00:12:47,566 --> 00:12:50,160
Wait. Are we talking about my bra?
299
00:12:50,636 --> 00:12:52,126
No.
300
00:12:52,204 --> 00:12:54,434
No, we're talking about my behavior,
301
00:12:54,507 --> 00:12:56,202
which was unacceptable.
302
00:12:57,476 --> 00:12:59,410
But I realized there was something behind it.
303
00:13:00,913 --> 00:13:02,278
Oh. Mmm-kay.
304
00:13:03,482 --> 00:13:04,847
It's just...
305
00:13:06,285 --> 00:13:07,877
I've been burned before.
306
00:13:09,021 --> 00:13:11,216
I mean, priority mail costs twice as much,
307
00:13:11,290 --> 00:13:13,815
and sometimes
the difference is only like a day.
308
00:13:15,861 --> 00:13:17,488
Are you serious right now?
309
00:13:17,563 --> 00:13:19,724
Yeah, and express mail,
well, that's a total sham.
310
00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:22,131
- Don't even get me st...
- Okay, okay, okay!
311
00:13:22,201 --> 00:13:24,692
Will you stop it with the postal rates?
312
00:13:24,770 --> 00:13:25,896
- Well...
- You are acting
313
00:13:26,005 --> 00:13:27,836
like nothing happened between us.
314
00:13:27,907 --> 00:13:29,704
(CHUCKLES)
315
00:13:29,775 --> 00:13:31,003
I'm sexy.
316
00:13:31,710 --> 00:13:33,541
Men don't sleep with me
317
00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:35,671
and then go running back to their ex-wives.
318
00:13:35,748 --> 00:13:37,613
They come back wanting more.
319
00:13:37,950 --> 00:13:39,110
Well, I'm sorry if your feelings were hurt...
320
00:13:39,185 --> 00:13:41,881
I don't get my feelings hurt.
321
00:13:42,488 --> 00:13:44,080
I hurt feelings.
322
00:13:46,025 --> 00:13:47,652
Your boat smells like cheese!
323
00:13:51,897 --> 00:13:53,387
Hey, what's going on?
324
00:13:53,732 --> 00:13:55,962
I helped Grandpa
replace the broken shingles
325
00:13:56,035 --> 00:13:57,332
before El Nino comes.
326
00:13:57,670 --> 00:13:59,160
I thought
you were afraid of climbing ladders.
327
00:13:59,238 --> 00:14:01,331
I thought I was, too,
but Grandpa said I wasn't.
328
00:14:01,407 --> 00:14:02,601
You're not.
329
00:14:02,708 --> 00:14:04,232
See? I'm not!
330
00:14:06,178 --> 00:14:07,475
I told you that you weren't.
331
00:14:07,546 --> 00:14:09,673
Yeah, but Grandpa's more believable.
332
00:14:13,152 --> 00:14:15,950
And look! He even gave me my own tool belt.
333
00:14:16,021 --> 00:14:17,488
Time to make him a man.
334
00:14:18,357 --> 00:14:20,257
Somebody's got to do it, huh?
335
00:14:20,326 --> 00:14:21,350
(BOTH LAUGH)
336
00:14:22,027 --> 00:14:23,790
I know it's time to make him a man.
337
00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:25,831
I have a reminder on my phone.
338
00:14:29,668 --> 00:14:31,533
(IMITATING D.K.) Time to make him a man.
339
00:14:31,604 --> 00:14:33,128
Somebody's got to do it.
340
00:14:33,205 --> 00:14:34,467
(LAUGHS)
341
00:14:39,812 --> 00:14:41,507
Ooh, Wi-Fi.
342
00:14:41,580 --> 00:14:43,571
You can turn it on from the car.
343
00:14:43,649 --> 00:14:45,014
Ooh, yes.
344
00:14:59,632 --> 00:15:00,997
(DISHWASHER POWERS DOWN)
345
00:15:02,501 --> 00:15:04,901
Let's see you start it from the car now.
346
00:15:07,573 --> 00:15:08,870
(CHUCKLING)
347
00:15:12,411 --> 00:15:13,844
(LAUGHS MANIACALLY)
348
00:15:22,121 --> 00:15:24,180
Dad, Grandpa just sold
the driveway dishwasher
349
00:15:24,256 --> 00:15:26,747
for a hundred bucks
more than you paid for it.
350
00:15:26,859 --> 00:15:29,487
And that's what you call a Park negotiation.
351
00:15:29,962 --> 00:15:31,190
Yeah, great technique.
352
00:15:31,263 --> 00:15:32,753
You just keep glaring at them
353
00:15:32,831 --> 00:15:34,662
until they're so uncomfortable, they cave.
354
00:15:34,733 --> 00:15:36,394
It worked on your mother.
355
00:15:36,468 --> 00:15:38,231
Proposal took 17 minutes.
356
00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:45,137
(SOFTLY) Okay, please stop.
357
00:15:45,411 --> 00:15:46,708
(CELLPHONE CHIMES)
358
00:15:47,379 --> 00:15:50,109
- Huh? I just got a text from the dishwasher.
- (CELLPHONE CHIMES)
359
00:15:51,216 --> 00:15:53,844
Me too. There's some kind of error.
360
00:15:55,254 --> 00:15:57,347
Well, you know
what they say about European appliances.
361
00:15:57,423 --> 00:15:58,754
That they're the best in the world?
362
00:15:58,824 --> 00:16:00,451
They raise the value of your home?
363
00:16:00,526 --> 00:16:02,619
They combine elegance and efficiency?
364
00:16:03,862 --> 00:16:05,489
Hmm. Makes no sense.
365
00:16:05,564 --> 00:16:06,588
Should work.
366
00:16:06,999 --> 00:16:09,661
Well, it doesn't.
So much for the value of our home.
367
00:16:11,003 --> 00:16:13,403
I'm gonna text its friends,
see if they know anything.
368
00:16:15,074 --> 00:16:17,338
Anyone have contact info
for the wine fridge?
369
00:16:17,409 --> 00:16:18,671
That's not how it works, honey.
370
00:16:18,744 --> 00:16:20,439
You're right. I'll just call it.
371
00:16:22,848 --> 00:16:24,042
It's ringing.
372
00:16:31,590 --> 00:16:34,525
Well, your father pulled
the entire dishwasher out from the wall,
373
00:16:34,660 --> 00:16:36,457
and he's re-checking every wire and hose.
374
00:16:36,528 --> 00:16:38,519
Boy, what is it with him and that thing?
375
00:16:38,597 --> 00:16:40,622
He's like the Moby Dick of dishwashers.
376
00:16:42,134 --> 00:16:44,602
Or maybe the dishwasher is Moby Dick?
377
00:16:44,703 --> 00:16:46,364
I'll be honest, I never read it.
378
00:16:46,438 --> 00:16:48,235
Not a huge Michael Crichton guy.
379
00:16:49,775 --> 00:16:51,333
Okay.
380
00:16:52,144 --> 00:16:53,372
What's going on with you?
381
00:16:53,912 --> 00:16:55,243
- Nothing.
- Really?
382
00:16:55,314 --> 00:16:57,942
I was the one
who was so against your father's visit,
383
00:16:58,017 --> 00:17:00,247
but everything he's done
since he got here has upset you.
384
00:17:00,319 --> 00:17:02,253
I don't have any issues with my dad, okay?
385
00:17:02,321 --> 00:17:03,618
What the hell is this?
386
00:17:04,723 --> 00:17:06,213
You broke dishwasher on purpose?
387
00:17:06,291 --> 00:17:08,725
Oh, look, an issue. I'll be upstairs.
388
00:17:11,096 --> 00:17:12,586
Oh. Where'd you find that?
389
00:17:12,664 --> 00:17:15,497
You know where. In junk drawer I organized!
390
00:17:16,835 --> 00:17:18,063
I went looking for a wrench
391
00:17:18,137 --> 00:17:19,866
and I find lies!
392
00:17:21,807 --> 00:17:23,069
What's wrong with you?
393
00:17:23,142 --> 00:17:25,542
What's wrong with me?
What's wrong with you?
394
00:17:25,611 --> 00:17:27,169
Look, ever since you got here,
all you've done is
395
00:17:27,246 --> 00:17:28,372
fix everything!
396
00:17:28,447 --> 00:17:29,607
So? What's wrong with that?
397
00:17:29,681 --> 00:17:31,410
You made me look bad in front of my family!
398
00:17:31,483 --> 00:17:32,848
It's like you think I'm not man enough
399
00:17:32,918 --> 00:17:35,216
to take care of things on my own.
It's like I'm soft.
400
00:17:35,287 --> 00:17:38,051
Oh, yeah. You're soft.
You're soft like marshmallow.
401
00:17:38,123 --> 00:17:40,990
Aha! So you're not gonna deny it.
402
00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:43,790
You're so soft, if I ever
fall out of building,
403
00:17:43,862 --> 00:17:45,193
I hope I land on you.
404
00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:48,423
Okay. Kind of doubling down.
405
00:17:49,568 --> 00:17:51,126
Ken...
406
00:17:51,203 --> 00:17:53,228
I had to learn how to fix things
407
00:17:53,305 --> 00:17:54,897
because we had no money.
408
00:17:55,307 --> 00:17:57,400
But you, you're a doctor.
409
00:17:57,476 --> 00:17:58,602
- (SCOFFS) Oh.
- Much better.
410
00:17:58,944 --> 00:18:00,070
Because I have money?
411
00:18:00,145 --> 00:18:03,080
No. Because you fix people.
412
00:18:03,148 --> 00:18:05,616
Much better than fixing dishwasher
413
00:18:05,684 --> 00:18:08,209
or bathtub or roof tiles
414
00:18:08,287 --> 00:18:09,311
or ceiling fan or...
415
00:18:09,388 --> 00:18:11,913
Okay, can we get back
to how I'm better than you?
416
00:18:12,958 --> 00:18:14,949
I didn't mean to make you feel bad.
417
00:18:15,561 --> 00:18:18,121
But you're a very important, busy man.
418
00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:20,865
I'm trying to do what I could to help you.
419
00:18:23,702 --> 00:18:25,033
I'm proud of you, son.
420
00:18:29,274 --> 00:18:30,332
Thanks, Dad.
421
00:18:32,010 --> 00:18:33,807
Should we hug?
422
00:18:33,879 --> 00:18:34,937
Nah.
423
00:18:36,582 --> 00:18:37,776
We hugged at Thanksgiving.
424
00:18:37,850 --> 00:18:39,078
Oh, yeah. That's right.
425
00:18:40,552 --> 00:18:42,281
- Hey, where are you going?
- To fix dishwasher.
426
00:18:42,354 --> 00:18:43,548
Oh, come on, Dad.
427
00:18:43,622 --> 00:18:45,954
I took it off. I'll put it back on.
428
00:18:46,024 --> 00:18:48,515
So what do you think?
Super glue or duct tape?
429
00:18:48,927 --> 00:18:50,360
Hand it over, cotton ball.
430
00:18:50,429 --> 00:18:51,691
(CHUCKLES)
431
00:18:53,065 --> 00:18:54,498
Oh, also, if you have a minute,
432
00:18:54,566 --> 00:18:56,625
the vacuum's blowing out, not in, so...
433
00:18:57,469 --> 00:18:58,959
- I'll look at it.
- (CHUCKLES)
434
00:19:01,573 --> 00:19:04,235
Ah... Dishwasher, vacuum.
435
00:19:04,309 --> 00:19:06,869
(CHUCKLING)
Man, I am really getting stuff done.
436
00:19:20,559 --> 00:19:21,753
Damona.
437
00:19:23,862 --> 00:19:27,389
I've been thinking a lot
about what you said today in my office,
438
00:19:27,466 --> 00:19:30,094
and, uh, I, I just want
you to know that, uh...
439
00:19:31,770 --> 00:19:33,431
What happened between us...
440
00:19:34,406 --> 00:19:35,998
You know, the sex stuff...
441
00:19:37,676 --> 00:19:41,442
Well, not only was it great, but it...
442
00:19:41,847 --> 00:19:43,508
It did mean something to me.
443
00:19:44,616 --> 00:19:46,140
- But you said...
- I know I...
444
00:19:46,218 --> 00:19:48,743
That was just because
I didn't think you cared.
445
00:19:48,887 --> 00:19:50,752
But what you
showed me today is that you do.
446
00:19:51,757 --> 00:19:53,952
Well, I was, you know, just being emotional,
447
00:19:54,026 --> 00:19:56,051
'cause you know
how I get about postal rates.
448
00:19:56,128 --> 00:19:57,152
Oh, yeah.
449
00:19:59,464 --> 00:20:01,125
And you should probably also know
450
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:05,136
that when I announced that I was getting
back together with my ex-wife,
451
00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:07,263
I may have spoken a little too soon.
452
00:20:07,339 --> 00:20:08,806
How much too soon?
453
00:20:08,874 --> 00:20:10,569
Before I actually spoke to her.
454
00:20:12,244 --> 00:20:16,271
Yeah, seems she does not share
my enthusiasm for the idea.
455
00:20:16,348 --> 00:20:20,011
Or for old-fashioned
serenades in her place of work.
456
00:20:20,085 --> 00:20:21,279
(CHUCKLES)
457
00:20:21,353 --> 00:20:22,945
I guess air-traffic controllers
458
00:20:23,021 --> 00:20:24,852
have to "stay focused."
459
00:20:25,557 --> 00:20:26,922
(LAUGHS)
460
00:20:28,260 --> 00:20:31,491
So I'm back on the boat in every sense.
461
00:20:32,030 --> 00:20:35,727
Meaning, the gangplank is extended.
462
00:20:37,102 --> 00:20:38,399
The mast is up.
463
00:20:38,470 --> 00:20:39,994
I get the metaphor.
464
00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:41,266
Ah.
465
00:20:42,674 --> 00:20:45,165
Anyway, I'm sorry to hear about your wife.
466
00:20:45,244 --> 00:20:47,405
Ah, well, thank you. Thanks.
467
00:20:48,213 --> 00:20:49,703
(BOTH CLEAR THROATS)
468
00:20:57,089 --> 00:20:58,716
(SCOFFS) So, I hurt your feelings, huh?
469
00:20:58,790 --> 00:21:00,587
(SCOFFS) I didn't say all that.
470
00:21:00,659 --> 00:21:02,923
(CHUCKLES) No, no. Ah, totally, totally.
471
00:21:02,995 --> 00:21:04,553
Yeah, yeah.
472
00:21:04,963 --> 00:21:06,362
So, uh...
473
00:21:07,065 --> 00:21:08,532
Feel like maybe...
474
00:21:10,068 --> 00:21:11,330
Grabbing some dinner?
475
00:21:13,238 --> 00:21:14,830
Sure. Let's go.
476
00:21:14,906 --> 00:21:16,100
BOTH: Okay.
477
00:21:16,174 --> 00:21:18,005
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
478
00:21:18,076 --> 00:21:19,304
Hey, now, just to be clear,
479
00:21:19,378 --> 00:21:21,141
when I say "grab some dinner,"
I meant go back to my boat...
480
00:21:21,213 --> 00:21:22,612
- It's clear.
- Oh, okay.
481
00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:28,000
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