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♪ The plot is gaining steam ♪

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♪ So back to this old theme ♪

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♪ Here's what's been happening
on "Galavant" ♪

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♪ When we saw Izzy last ♪

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♪ This guy had been outcast ♪

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♪ He vowed revenge and fled to Madalena ♪

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♪ He brought to her palais ♪

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♪ The dark, dark evil way... ♪

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♪ Gareth's against it,
but the queen's insaner ♪

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♪ Will she use it and go overboard? ♪

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♪ Not if the man who wields
this sword stands tall ♪

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♪ The hero that they call
the one true king of all ♪

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♪ Which brings us back to Galavant ♪

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♪ And our hero plows ahead,
his army's kinda dead ♪

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♪ And yet, his energy
is far from flaggin' ♪

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♪ King Richard rides with Gal ♪

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♪ Bringing his lizard pal ♪

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♪ Which may or may not be
a real, live dragon ♪

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♪ Plus, he's got the sword ♪

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♪ Which you'll recall means ♪

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♪ He's the king who'll rule them all ♪

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And so!

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♪ To war three armies go ♪

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♪ One evil, one so-so ♪

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♪ One dead and led by Galava-a-a-nt ♪

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♪ Will Richard kill
his former best friend ♪

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♪ Who stole queen and crown
and made him look buffoony? ♪

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♪ Can Gal still win back
the princess again? ♪

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True... they're more than likely through.

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♪ Unless he can re-do that
really awful smooch-a-roony ♪

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♪ And Sid is who-knows-where ♪

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♪ Him and his awesome hair ♪

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♪ Seeking redemption for a little while ♪

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♪ And Roberta's said goodbye ♪

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♪ Since Richard's sure to die ♪

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♪ And now she's on her way
to Spinster Island ♪

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♪ Gosh, so much to dump upon your doormat ♪

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♪ In our half-hour sitcom format ♪

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♪ Still, there's plot holes we must fill ♪

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♪ And though I doubt we will ♪

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♪ We're gonna try on "Galava-a-a-a-a-nt" ♪

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Oh, thank you.

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Oh, thank you. Thank you very much.

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Here all week... Unless I die.
Thank you. Thank you very much.

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I got to admit... The boy can sing.

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Galavant - S02E09
Battle of the Three Armies

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Okay, cut it.

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The recap song's over.

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It's time for war!

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- Yeah! Yeah!
- Yeah! Yeah!

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Yes. War indeed.

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Shall we retire to the royal viewing area?

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It's up the hill a pace,
safe from the fighting.

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And they've got cookies.

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Oh! Yes, please.

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Hold on a minute. What...
What do you mean, viewing area?

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I thought we were gonna fight!

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I know, but Mr. Wormwood
had that cool skybox made,

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and we are king and queen,
which means technically we should...

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Your eyes are doing that thing again.

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- What? Don't be crazy. No, they're not.
- I didn't see anything. Did you?

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Let's go.

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Wow.

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There's a lot of them.

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Yeah, as a former king
who once led armies into battle,

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I must officially say

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we are knee-deep in poopie-ka-ka.

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Thanks, dad. That's helpful.

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No problem.

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Actually, I think I've come up with a plan

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that could turn this whole thing
in our favor.

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Well, tell me what it is, Jester.

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We beat them to the punch.

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We kill ourselves before they kill us.

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It's sure to ruin their morale.

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If only I were alive
to see the looks on their faces.

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Good people of Hortensia,

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it is true the Valencians
have three to our every one.

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And you are right to worry

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because how can so few of us

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dig the graves of so many of them?!

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She twisted it.

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If you want to leave, leave now.

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I will not mind,

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for it will leave more glory
for the rest of us!

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She twisted it again!

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Arise, Hortensia!

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Today, we fight!

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Pots shall be broken,
pans shall be splintered!

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Whisks shall be...

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Actually, let's not use whisks.

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It'll be a sore day, a red day,

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but a day for victory!

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Victory!

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Stand strong! Stand strong!

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Stand strong and fight!

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Oy.

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We are completely screwed.

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Oh, I haven't been in a proper
battle in a long time.

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I'm gonna ride up just at the perfect moment
in front of Isabella and save the day.

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Mwah!

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Yeah.

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This is gonna be super fun.

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You're gonna be fine.

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Oh, totally.

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I know.

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I'm feeling great and confident.

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I-I'm just worried about Tad Cooper.

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I mean, the little fellow is terrified.

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Just look at him.

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Richard, you can do this.

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Over the last months,
I've watched you transform

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from a boob into a real man.

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And today, you're gonna
transform into a warrior.

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You said "boob."

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Please focus.

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Sorry.

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All right, my friend.

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If ever there was a moment

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for you to become
the dragon that I know you are,

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this is it.

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Breathe fire!

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Okay, I'll check in with you later.

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Oh, why do we need these?

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Are we not doing our own stunts?

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What? Of course we are.

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Just to preserve the dramatic reveal.

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Ah. That's a good idea.

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You've obviously done this before.

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♪

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Okay, are we gonna start this war or not?

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I say we wait.

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In an hour, the sun
will be at the perfect angle

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to highlight the color
of the spilling blood

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against the golden sand.

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It'll be spectacular for the royal painter.

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Brilliant. Then we wait.

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Okay. What's going on here?

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- Hmm?
- This war was my birthday present.

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It was supposed to be me and you
down there killing people,

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not sitting in some luxury box
eating humongous raisins.

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Actually, I-it's figs.

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I feel something's changed.

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Nothing's changed, Gareth.

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Well, then, let's go down there,
hack up a few folk,

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and go on our vacation
just like we talked about.

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Yeah, um, about that.

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Look, Gareth, um...

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Let's put off the vacation.

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Just for a bit.

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I mean, we would have
just conquered a new kingdom,

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and it would be impolite

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to leave Mr. Wormwood all by himself

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after he was kind enough
to bring us this conflict.

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Has this got something to do
with that dew-dew dark magic stuff?

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Actually, it's D'Dew.

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Two darks... Dark-dark evil way.

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- Back off!
- Of course not, Gareth.

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I swear.

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Hold the crow.

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A second army approaches.

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Yes, being led by some
devilishly handsome hero type.

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Let me see that.

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Oh, God. It's Galavant!

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With a weirdly large beard.

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Right, that's it.

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I'm gonna go down there and cause havoc

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just like we planned.

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I hope you're gonna join me.

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Right.

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Okay, you dogs!

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To battle!

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♪

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♪ It's a good day to die ♪

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♪ To stand and fight until we're dead ♪

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♪ A good day to die ♪

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♪ Though if somebody
ever said, "for what?" ♪

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♪ We forgot ♪

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♪ So on reflection, perhaps maybe not ♪

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Who is that?

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Looks like they're advancing
on the Valencians.

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I can't tell, but they missed my song.

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Maybe we ask them to wait
so I can run out and sing it again.

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Oh, we'll run out there, Jester.

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But to fight.

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Hortensians, this is our chance!

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Yeah, let's do this.

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I'm just gonna go and check
things are locked up.

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Move out!

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♪ It's a good day to die ♪

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♪ Though not as good as other days ♪

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♪ A good day to die ♪

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♪ But if there's one a little ways away ♪

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♪ Well, then, hey ♪

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♪ We can reschedule ♪

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♪ It's more than okay ♪

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Another beautiful day in the country.

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Here's some potatoes for you, bae.

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These have bugs. Yay! Extra protein.

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♪

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♪ This is a day,
just a day like every other ♪

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Is everything okay?

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♪ We've lived as best we could ♪

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Looks like we have guests.

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♪ And I must say,
though we may not get another ♪

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♪ If I'm with you ♪

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♪ Then our last will at least be good ♪

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Well, at least we made it to 25.

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♪ It's a good day to die ♪

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♪ To spurt our blood and spill our guts ♪

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♪ A good day to die ♪

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- ♪ Good day to die ♪
- ♪ Out loud, it sounds completely nuts ♪

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♪ But still ♪

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♪ Blood will spill ♪

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♪ After that, it will all go downhill ♪

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She doesn't want to go on vacation!

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We were supposed to go zip-lining.

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Who doesn't like zip-lining?

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Huh?

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♪ We will try not to die, but we will ♪

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Aah!

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To victory!

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♪ In the meantime, I guess we can kill ♪

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Richard, have you seen Isabella?

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- Aah! Aah!
- ♪ And we'll fight, who knows why ♪

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♪ Till we say with a sigh ♪

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♪ It's a go-o-o-o-o-od ♪

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♪ Day to ♪

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♪ Di-i-i-i-i-i-e ♪

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Time out! Can we call a time out?!

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Isn't this amazing?

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We sit here while they do
our dirty work for us.

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Isn't it crazy what you can talk
people into doing?

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Well, I thank God
for the class system every day.

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Mm-hmm. Me too.

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Oh, no.

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This isn't good.

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Ohh.

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The sword of the one true king.

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And he's down there.

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And he's a god.

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This is madness!

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Aah! Aah!

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Mm. Isabella wasn't lying.

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He's on their side.

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It's time... for D'Dew.

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Actually, I've been having second thoughts

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- about the dark, evil way.
- Two darks... dark-dark.

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Why is it so hard for people to remember?

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It's just I care about Gareth,
and I promised I wouldn't use it.

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And he seemed super upset
about the vacation.

252
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Maybe I'll... I'll go down
and help him fight.

253
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Look. May I be blunt?

254
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You want power. I offer it.

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You want control.
It's yours for the taking.

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You want the whole enchilada.

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It's magic hour, baby.

258
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May I be even blunter?

259
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Screw Gareth. He's weak.

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Losers vacation. Closers use magic.

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00:12:26,984 --> 00:12:29,318
Shall we finish this thing?

262
00:12:31,489 --> 00:12:32,756
Should have stayed with Roberta.

263
00:12:32,757 --> 00:12:34,458
Why do I always have to be so damn heroic?

264
00:12:34,459 --> 00:12:36,159
You've got a lifetime to be with Roberta!

265
00:12:36,160 --> 00:12:37,693
You've got one day to be immortal.

266
00:12:39,597 --> 00:12:41,365
Today, you can be...

267
00:12:41,366 --> 00:12:42,566
Aah!

268
00:12:42,567 --> 00:12:43,700
Isabella!

269
00:12:43,701 --> 00:12:45,267
I don't want to be Isabella!
I want to be me!

270
00:12:46,437 --> 00:12:47,803
Where the hell are you going?!

271
00:12:51,943 --> 00:12:54,378
That's one hell of a sword.

272
00:12:54,379 --> 00:12:55,879
Aah! Yah!

273
00:12:55,880 --> 00:12:57,313
Isabella.

274
00:12:58,316 --> 00:12:59,583
I've come for you.

275
00:12:59,584 --> 00:13:00,784
Galavant?

276
00:13:00,785 --> 00:13:02,351
My love.

277
00:13:07,859 --> 00:13:09,393
Gareth?

278
00:13:09,394 --> 00:13:10,426
Richard?

279
00:13:11,796 --> 00:13:13,997
Look. I know you're upset.

280
00:13:13,998 --> 00:13:15,265
Okay?

281
00:13:15,266 --> 00:13:17,167
I'll give you that one
'cause it's been upsetting.

282
00:13:17,168 --> 00:13:19,136
Izzy, please.
Can we just be done with this?

283
00:13:19,137 --> 00:13:20,837
Isabella. Look.

284
00:13:20,838 --> 00:13:22,572
I didn't tell you to die in a brown fart.

285
00:13:22,573 --> 00:13:25,242
The truth is, all I've wanted
is to come back to you.

286
00:13:25,243 --> 00:13:26,810
You're the love of my life.

287
00:13:26,811 --> 00:13:29,246
And if we survive this,
I want to marry you.

288
00:13:29,247 --> 00:13:31,348
And I want to live by the sea...

289
00:13:31,349 --> 00:13:33,149
You had me at "brown fart."

290
00:13:37,288 --> 00:13:39,122
Still sort of yeasty.

291
00:13:39,123 --> 00:13:40,390
And a little bit musty.

292
00:13:40,391 --> 00:13:42,558
But we've got a lifetime to work on it.

293
00:13:43,694 --> 00:13:45,896
I know I've got a lot
to apologize to you for.

294
00:13:45,897 --> 00:13:47,864
Don't be ridiculous.

295
00:13:47,865 --> 00:13:50,400
It's just good to see you again,
my old friend.

296
00:13:56,874 --> 00:13:59,543
What was that?

297
00:14:00,778 --> 00:14:01,812
Whoa!

298
00:14:01,813 --> 00:14:04,314
Whoa, whoa. We're on the same team.

299
00:14:04,315 --> 00:14:05,449
I'm with Galavant,

300
00:14:05,450 --> 00:14:06,750
fighting for true love and all that?

301
00:14:06,751 --> 00:14:10,287
Galavant, the undead army is turning on us!

302
00:14:10,288 --> 00:14:12,122
I know. They're doing it here, too!

303
00:14:12,123 --> 00:14:13,590
- You can control the dead?
- Oh, yes.

304
00:14:13,591 --> 00:14:15,625
Not only control, but make them stronger.

305
00:14:15,626 --> 00:14:16,893
Ha!

306
00:14:16,894 --> 00:14:20,764
Seems Galavant has brought the wrong
covered dish to the potluck dinner.

307
00:14:20,765 --> 00:14:22,165
Ha!

308
00:14:22,166 --> 00:14:24,801
They're kind of attacking
everyone, our men included.

309
00:14:24,802 --> 00:14:27,204
Well, you make a cake,
you break a few eggs.

310
00:14:27,205 --> 00:14:29,139
So, how do we do this?

311
00:14:29,140 --> 00:14:31,308
Simple.

312
00:14:31,309 --> 00:14:32,476
♪

313
00:14:32,477 --> 00:14:34,478
♪ When you need a lift ♪

314
00:14:34,479 --> 00:14:36,213
♪ When you're feeling low ♪

315
00:14:36,214 --> 00:14:40,116
♪ When you think that things
will go your way ♪

316
00:14:40,117 --> 00:14:44,354
♪ Oh, there's a little gift
everyone should know ♪

317
00:14:44,355 --> 00:14:47,858
♪ Try it, and it's sure to make your day ♪

318
00:14:47,859 --> 00:14:50,093
♪ It's called D'Dew, D'Dew, D'Dew ♪

319
00:14:50,094 --> 00:14:52,696
♪ Doo D'Doo doo doo ♪

320
00:14:52,697 --> 00:14:56,066
♪ It's the kind of voodoo
that we few who do D'Dew do ♪

321
00:14:56,067 --> 00:14:58,034
♪ It is evil? Sure, it's true ♪

322
00:14:58,035 --> 00:15:00,103
♪ Still, good things ensue ♪

323
00:15:00,104 --> 00:15:02,772
♪ When you do D'Dew D'Dew, D'Dew ♪

324
00:15:02,773 --> 00:15:04,374
This is amazing! I want a turn!

325
00:15:04,375 --> 00:15:05,375
Show me! Show me!

326
00:15:05,376 --> 00:15:08,478
Ooh, relax.

327
00:15:08,479 --> 00:15:10,714
- ♪ Keep your shoulders straight ♪
- Like this?

328
00:15:10,715 --> 00:15:12,549
- ♪ Lift your chin up high ♪
- I'll try.

329
00:15:12,550 --> 00:15:14,851
♪ Think of all
the happy thoughts you know ♪

330
00:15:14,852 --> 00:15:16,486
♪ Okay, just don't let go ♪

331
00:15:16,487 --> 00:15:18,522
- ♪ Picture those you hate ♪
- Yep.

332
00:15:18,523 --> 00:15:20,490
- ♪ Shrieking as they die ♪
- Got it.

333
00:15:20,491 --> 00:15:21,858
♪ Then just snap your fingers ♪

334
00:15:21,859 --> 00:15:23,560
- ♪ And hello ♪
- Whoa.

335
00:15:23,561 --> 00:15:26,029
♪ And that's the D'Dew, D'Dew, D'Dew ♪

336
00:15:26,030 --> 00:15:27,163
♪ Doo, D'Doo doo doo ♪

337
00:15:27,164 --> 00:15:28,465
She betrayed me.

338
00:15:28,466 --> 00:15:29,933
Gareth.

339
00:15:29,934 --> 00:15:31,468
Yah!

340
00:15:31,469 --> 00:15:32,903
You've got to move! Come on!

341
00:15:32,904 --> 00:15:35,405
- ♪ well, whoop-Dee-doo ♪
- Fall back, men!

342
00:15:35,406 --> 00:15:38,274
♪

343
00:15:47,518 --> 00:15:49,386
♪ And that's it, D'Dew, D'Dew, D'Dew ♪

344
00:15:49,387 --> 00:15:50,654
♪ Do d'doo doo doo ♪

345
00:15:50,655 --> 00:15:52,489
- ♪ Do d'doo doo doo ♪
- ♪ Do d'doo doo doo ♪

346
00:15:52,490 --> 00:15:55,692
♪ You can say adieu to those
you own an I.O.U. to ♪

347
00:15:55,693 --> 00:15:58,595
♪ Any dude who you'd undo ♪

348
00:15:58,596 --> 00:16:00,430
♪ Bid him toodle-oo ♪

349
00:16:00,431 --> 00:16:04,034
♪ When you do D'Dew, D'Dew, D'Dew ♪

350
00:16:04,035 --> 00:16:06,336
♪ Your highness, that's your cue ♪

351
00:16:06,337 --> 00:16:08,204
♪ You know what to do ♪

352
00:16:08,205 --> 00:16:12,108
♪ Time to use my new D'Dew doo doo ♪

353
00:16:14,045 --> 00:16:16,179
Oh, my God. I can do magic!

354
00:16:16,180 --> 00:16:17,513
Big day.

355
00:16:20,832 --> 00:16:22,366
Yah! This way!

356
00:16:23,535 --> 00:16:25,635
Wait for me!

357
00:16:34,346 --> 00:16:36,981
Let loose the leafy greens!

358
00:16:36,982 --> 00:16:39,250
Get my pointy potato!

359
00:16:47,259 --> 00:16:49,560
Oh, hey, guys. Did we win?

360
00:16:49,561 --> 00:16:52,463
Madalena turned the kinda
dead army against everyone.

361
00:16:52,464 --> 00:16:53,597
Okay, so we're cool

362
00:16:53,598 --> 00:16:55,299
with all the Valencians
and Gareth, then, yeah?

363
00:16:55,300 --> 00:16:56,300
What's up, clown?

364
00:16:56,301 --> 00:16:57,901
Hiya.

365
00:17:03,542 --> 00:17:04,542
They've stopped.

366
00:17:08,213 --> 00:17:09,313
Who is it?

367
00:17:09,314 --> 00:17:10,548
It's me.

368
00:17:10,549 --> 00:17:12,716
Madalena?

369
00:17:12,717 --> 00:17:14,918
Don't be so dramatic. I just want to talk.

370
00:17:16,321 --> 00:17:17,420
Open the gate.

371
00:17:24,029 --> 00:17:26,263
Stay!

372
00:17:27,999 --> 00:17:31,202
Well, what do we have here?

373
00:17:31,203 --> 00:17:32,303
Galavant.

374
00:17:32,304 --> 00:17:34,805
Richard.

375
00:17:34,806 --> 00:17:35,839
You.

376
00:17:37,342 --> 00:17:38,475
Looks like we're all together again.

377
00:17:38,476 --> 00:17:39,944
How lovely.

378
00:17:39,945 --> 00:17:43,280
Our story lines
have been far too separated.

379
00:17:43,281 --> 00:17:44,949
Come on, babe. Let's go.

380
00:17:44,950 --> 00:17:46,716
You lied to me.

381
00:17:48,954 --> 00:17:50,187
No, but now I've come for you

382
00:17:50,188 --> 00:17:51,755
so you're not killed
like the rest of these losers.

383
00:17:51,756 --> 00:17:53,657
You promised no magic.

384
00:17:53,658 --> 00:17:56,861
I know, but don't you see?

385
00:17:56,862 --> 00:17:59,196
With it, we're unstoppable.

386
00:17:59,197 --> 00:18:02,433
We'll rule the seven realms mercilessly!

387
00:18:02,434 --> 00:18:03,534
But I don't...

388
00:18:03,535 --> 00:18:05,870
I don't care what you want.

389
00:18:05,871 --> 00:18:08,204
- Oh, my goodness.
- [Bleep] is cray-cray.

390
00:18:11,643 --> 00:18:13,476
I won't leave my friend.

391
00:18:15,146 --> 00:18:17,648
It's one thing
being a horrible human being.

392
00:18:17,649 --> 00:18:19,350
It's another thing to be evil.

393
00:18:19,351 --> 00:18:22,785
And I would rather die
than join the dark forces.

394
00:18:23,989 --> 00:18:25,623
Me too.

395
00:18:25,624 --> 00:18:27,391
- And me.
- And me.

396
00:18:27,392 --> 00:18:30,961
Right, well, no one invited you lot,
but whatever.

397
00:18:30,962 --> 00:18:32,730
Right.

398
00:18:32,731 --> 00:18:35,532
Well, I wasn't going to get
all sappy, but, um...

399
00:18:35,533 --> 00:18:37,067
Thanks for the adventure.

400
00:18:37,068 --> 00:18:38,569
Thanks for the power.

401
00:18:38,570 --> 00:18:40,403
Thanks for the crown.

402
00:18:44,476 --> 00:18:46,142
Thanks for the love.

403
00:18:49,481 --> 00:18:51,515
And since we're all such good friends,

404
00:18:51,516 --> 00:18:54,218
I will give you exactly 10 seconds.

405
00:18:54,219 --> 00:18:56,787
I suggest focusing
all your attention on sealing

406
00:18:56,788 --> 00:18:58,988
That door.

407
00:19:01,259 --> 00:19:03,159
Gareth...

408
00:19:04,362 --> 00:19:06,296
this is your last chance.

409
00:19:14,239 --> 00:19:16,439
No.

410
00:19:19,911 --> 00:19:22,545
Suit yourself.

411
00:19:24,582 --> 00:19:25,950
Out the way!

412
00:19:38,463 --> 00:19:41,098
This is it.

413
00:19:41,099 --> 00:19:42,399
We're going to die.

414
00:19:42,400 --> 00:19:44,401
Richard, stand behind me.

415
00:19:44,402 --> 00:19:45,402
I will not.

416
00:19:45,403 --> 00:19:47,871
I will stand beside you.

417
00:19:47,872 --> 00:19:49,573
♪

418
00:19:49,574 --> 00:19:52,076
♪ It's a good day to die ♪

419
00:19:52,077 --> 00:19:54,378
♪ We won't, there's one more episode ♪

420
00:19:54,379 --> 00:19:56,981
♪ But still, we could die ♪

421
00:19:56,982 --> 00:19:59,083
♪ We all know that's a massive load of... ♪

422
00:19:59,084 --> 00:20:00,484
Right.

423
00:20:00,485 --> 00:20:02,753
♪ Still, we might ♪

424
00:20:02,754 --> 00:20:07,324
♪ And if we did,
we will never live ever after ♪

425
00:20:07,325 --> 00:20:10,761
♪ Cozy at home by the sea ♪

426
00:20:10,762 --> 00:20:15,733
♪ You writing poems
for our seven children ♪

427
00:20:15,734 --> 00:20:18,469
♪ Frankly, I thought maybe three ♪

428
00:20:18,470 --> 00:20:22,940
♪ I'll never marry Roberta
and rule the kingdom ♪

429
00:20:22,941 --> 00:20:26,143
♪ Loved and respected and cheered ♪

430
00:20:26,144 --> 00:20:30,848
♪ Known for my fair-minded ways
and my full-grown dragon ♪

431
00:20:30,849 --> 00:20:34,283
♪ Also my full, flowing beard ♪

432
00:20:36,588 --> 00:20:38,856
♪ It's a good day to die ♪

433
00:20:38,857 --> 00:20:41,458
♪ Oh, please,
this isn't "Game of Thrones" ♪

434
00:20:41,459 --> 00:20:43,360
♪ We're not gonna die ♪

435
00:20:43,361 --> 00:20:47,064
♪ Let's end the song
and grow some stones and fight ♪

436
00:20:47,065 --> 00:20:49,666
♪ Or will we leave all our viewers ♪

437
00:20:49,667 --> 00:20:51,969
♪ With pain and anger ♪

438
00:20:51,970 --> 00:20:55,739
♪ Just like we left them last year? ♪

439
00:20:55,740 --> 00:21:00,510
♪ Could we just stop once again
on a huge cliffhanger? ♪

440
00:21:00,511 --> 00:21:02,511
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