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Make way for your king Richard, swine!

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Thanks, Gareth.

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Hi, everyone. I'd like to swing now.

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Oh!

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Look, Gareth, no hands!

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Very impressive, My King.

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Isn't your king impressive?

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♪

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Ta-da!

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Your king made a sand castle. Praise him!

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Greatest castle ever, My King.

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You're my hero, My King.

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Would you like me to write you
a theme song, My King?

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Shut up, Menken.

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Applause!

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Enough!

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They cheer because I'm king

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and because they're scared,

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not because of anything I do.

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Your king had a realization.

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- Cheer his realization!
- Yay.

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I'm no hero.

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I'm a phony.

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♪

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♪ Will my day ever come? ♪

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♪ Will my moment arrive? ♪

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♪ Will I ever be more than
just some poor, fat loser? ♪

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♪ Do I ever become the hero? ♪

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♪ Will I wed the girl I love? ♪

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♪ Am I going to get to touch her boobs? ♪

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I'm not telling you. You're a child.

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- What? Who are you?
- I'm you... In the future.

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Cool.

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Oh, God.

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♪ Will I be a good king? ♪

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♪ Not really ♪

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♪ Loved by all that I rule? ♪

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♪ Nope, sorry ♪

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♪ Do I stand up and fight
for truth and right and good? ♪

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♪ Let's see now ♪

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♪ No, no, no ♪

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♪ Will I go on some grand adventures ♪

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♪ Well... ♪

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♪ With my closest, bestest chum? ♪

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♪ Not exactly ♪

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♪ When will that day come? ♪

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It's never gonna come, is it?

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♪ Is it hopeless? ♪

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♪ Am I useless? ♪

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♪ Are we doomed to be completely lame? ♪

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♪ Will my star ever rise? ♪

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♪ Will my life ever change? ♪

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♪ Am I destined to be
achievement-free forever? ♪

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♪ I don't need all my dreams to happen ♪

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♪ Or a bunch ♪

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♪ Or even some ♪

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♪ Will my day ♪

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♪ Ever come? ♪

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What?

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I'm singing a duet with my inner child.

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Oh, like I give a monkey's butt
what you think.

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A zombie army's about to break
through that door.

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We'll be dead in minutes anyway.

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What is that noise?

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Last time I heard that
was in the Enchanted Forest.

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Will wonders never cease?

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Another army approaches
and under a rainbow.

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I'm kind of digging this beat.

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Yes.

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♪

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Men and women of the second season!

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Attack!

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If I pull this off,

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he's definitely giving me health insurance.

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Galavant - S02E10 - Season Finale
The One True King

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Hello?!

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Anyone in there?!

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That depends on who it is.

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'Tis I, Sid of Sidneyland!

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Sid?

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Why are you talking so weird?

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I was trying something, and it didn't work!

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Can you open up the gate?!
It's pretty intense out here!

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Oh, fine. Open the gate.

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Sid!

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We broke through their lines.

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We can't hold them forever.

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Sid, what are you doing here?

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After I ran off,
I went in search of an army

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so I could redeem myself
for accidentally killing you.

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Wait. What?

92
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You know, it's really hard to find one.

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- Oh, tell me about it.
- No kidding.

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But then I wandered
into the Enchanted Forest

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for a drink, not knowing it was a...

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- you knew.
- You knew.

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- He knew.
- Yeah, I knew.

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When they heard that Galavant needed help,

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they took up arms.

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And so did the pirates
and the Dwarves and Giants.

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And Princess Jubilee's entourage
did the same thing.

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And they didn't even know you.

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I-is the pirate king with you?
I love that guy.

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Yeah, we... We couldn't afford him

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or the leader of the Giants or Jubilee

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or really anyone else recognizable.

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You saved us all.

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Well done, Sid.

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Right. It's time to do this.

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With the extra numbers,
we should be able to turn the tide.

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Gareth, you and I
are gonna go through the center

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and try and draw Wormwood
and Madalena's attention.

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Isabella, take Richard
on horseback and flank them.

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Then we'll meet you on the hillside.

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And I promise... After this,

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I'll never leave your side again.

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Ah, someone's daughter's gonna
get a little woop-woop tonight.

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What the hell is wrong with you?

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I honestly have no idea.

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Everybody...

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Let's move out!

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♪

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Looks like they want to make a game of it.

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Ha! Fine by me.

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♪ Doo d'doo doo doo ♪

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Please stop. We already sang that one.

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Sorry. It's just ridiculously catchy.

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And I don't care about anyone else.

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Gareth does not get hurt.

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Very well, My Queen.

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Random thought... There's some
very vicious-looking weapons in the armory.

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Now that you're the dark queen,
why don't you go and pick on out?

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Give you that... iconic look.

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And do you promise
that Gareth will be fine?

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Ooh, pinkie swear.

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Yes.

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Hey, guys, I found a way out!

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Whoa! Really.

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Sorry, that exit is closed.

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Come on! This way!

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Shoop-ah!

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Hmm. What to choose.

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Ooh, queenie likey.

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Remember me?

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Oh, don't be so rhetorical.

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♪

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And that hooky thing is mine.

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I've been locked in a dungeon
and a jewelry box.

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I've been engaged to my 11-year-old cousin.

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I spent the better part
of two years in the same outfit.

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I am getting my happy ending.

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Okay, then.

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♪

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Bring it.

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Boom.

156
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There's too many of them!

157
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You must be the Mr. Wormwood
I've heard so much about.

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Oh, King Richard, I presume.

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You know when you presume,

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you make a "pres" out of "u" and "me."

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- Sorry, what... What does that mean?
- Not sure.

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Care to dance?

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- Love to.
- Excellent.

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Let's be clear, right?

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When you say "dance," you mean "fight."
You don't really want to dance.

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- Correct... fight, not dance.
- Yeah.

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Sorry, d-did you want to dance?

168
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No. Ri... Come on, kind of weird.

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You know, sorry.
This face-off isn't going great.

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Would mind if we started over?

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Yeah, sure.

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Well, well, well.

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If it isn't the soon-to-be-dead
Mr. Wormwood.

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Oh, much better.

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♪

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Are you done?

177
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I just had these done.

178
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You know, you have no idea
what that sword makes you do.

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Of course I do...

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Not.

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No, I don't.

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Well, it makes you the one
true king to unite them all.

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It is?

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Yes. Pity, you're going to die.

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Well, we'll see about that.

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Aah!

187
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So, any last words?

188
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Just four.

189
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I have a dragon!

190
00:09:03,574 --> 00:09:06,576
Come on now, Tad Cooper.
I super believe in you.

191
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Rain fire!

192
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No!

193
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Tad Cooper!

194
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Oh, no.

195
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Just open your eyes.

196
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You're okay!

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Tad Cooper?

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♪

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You may have killed one dragon,

200
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but you've awoken another.

201
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You killed my dragon.

202
00:10:01,744 --> 00:10:02,510
No!

203
00:10:04,947 --> 00:10:06,213
They've stopped.

204
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Let's go.

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♪

206
00:10:22,198 --> 00:10:23,731
Look.

207
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I can't believe that's the same guy

208
00:10:26,836 --> 00:10:29,271
who cried when he got jelly
on his fancy pants.

209
00:10:29,272 --> 00:10:31,172
Good man! Get him!

210
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You killed my dragon.

211
00:10:37,113 --> 00:10:39,080
Look, dude, I was there. I know.

212
00:10:39,081 --> 00:10:40,382
Don't keep saying it.

213
00:10:40,383 --> 00:10:42,950
And it wasn't a dragon. It was a lizard.

214
00:10:44,520 --> 00:10:45,687
Oh, nuggets.

215
00:10:45,688 --> 00:10:46,655
Aah!

216
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It's the one true king!

217
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Crazy.

218
00:10:54,130 --> 00:10:57,032
That's the same guy who cried
when he got jelly on his fancy pants.

219
00:10:57,033 --> 00:10:59,100
I just said that. I said that exact thing.

220
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Sure, 'cause that's
what's amazing right now.

221
00:11:01,537 --> 00:11:03,805
He was the one all along?

222
00:11:03,806 --> 00:11:06,341
You got to be [Bleep] kidding me.

223
00:11:07,577 --> 00:11:09,511
I think I'll be taking that crown back now.

224
00:11:09,512 --> 00:11:12,146
♪

225
00:11:16,652 --> 00:11:17,953
Tad Cooper?

226
00:11:17,954 --> 00:11:20,021
Buddy, you're alive?

227
00:11:20,022 --> 00:11:22,190
You had me so scared.

228
00:11:22,191 --> 00:11:25,093
You're not gonna believe
what just happened.

229
00:11:25,094 --> 00:11:28,797
So, you're the one true king
to unite them all.

230
00:11:28,798 --> 00:11:30,998
I guess I am.

231
00:11:31,734 --> 00:11:34,001
I mean, who else could do this?

232
00:11:35,304 --> 00:11:36,004
Huh?

233
00:11:36,005 --> 00:11:37,072
Wait, what?!

234
00:11:37,073 --> 00:11:38,373
What?!

235
00:11:38,374 --> 00:11:39,641
Oh, my...

236
00:11:39,642 --> 00:11:41,676
Pretty freakin' cool, huh?

237
00:11:41,677 --> 00:11:42,910
Yeah!

238
00:11:44,480 --> 00:11:47,115
Listen, I need you to take care
of Tad Cooper for me.

239
00:11:47,116 --> 00:11:48,183
What?

240
00:11:48,184 --> 00:11:49,584
There's something I need to do.

241
00:11:49,585 --> 00:11:50,719
No, no, no, hang on.

242
00:11:50,720 --> 00:11:52,654
I'm not looking after the lizard.

243
00:11:52,655 --> 00:11:54,989
He's a dragon! Hyah!

244
00:11:59,028 --> 00:12:00,161
Come on.

245
00:12:00,162 --> 00:12:02,697
Oh, I don't need your help!

246
00:12:02,698 --> 00:12:03,964
Maddie, stop.

247
00:12:05,067 --> 00:12:07,269
Let's just put it all behind us
and move on.

248
00:12:07,270 --> 00:12:08,303
I can't.

249
00:12:08,304 --> 00:12:09,638
Yes, you can.

250
00:12:09,639 --> 00:12:11,406
Because I love you.

251
00:12:11,407 --> 00:12:15,043
And I promise you we can spend the rest
of our lives together being terrible,

252
00:12:15,044 --> 00:12:17,512
even if we're not
as totally terrible as you want.

253
00:12:17,513 --> 00:12:20,348
It's too late for me.

254
00:12:20,349 --> 00:12:23,818
I've tasted ultimate power,
and I want more.

255
00:12:25,454 --> 00:12:29,224
Gareth, I love you.

256
00:12:29,225 --> 00:12:31,760
More than you'll ever know.

257
00:12:31,761 --> 00:12:34,429
But this is who I am.

258
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I'm sorry.

259
00:12:36,265 --> 00:12:37,332
D'Dew!

260
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♪

261
00:12:44,507 --> 00:12:46,408
I mean, I don't mean to sound
like a jerk, Tad Cooper,

262
00:12:46,409 --> 00:12:49,244
but I really thought I was gonna be
the one king to unite them all.

263
00:12:49,245 --> 00:12:52,213
If memory serves, you said
something about a wedding.

264
00:12:52,214 --> 00:12:54,249
I mean, not that I need a wedding.

265
00:12:54,250 --> 00:12:57,052
I'm all about the deconstruction
of the princess myth,

266
00:12:57,053 --> 00:12:59,087
but, uh, well, it's been a long year.

267
00:12:59,088 --> 00:13:00,855
And you said it, so what's up?

268
00:13:00,856 --> 00:13:04,559
♪ I'm finished with adventure ♪

269
00:13:04,560 --> 00:13:06,761
♪ Tired of my sword ♪

270
00:13:06,762 --> 00:13:09,731
♪ Those songs about my exploits ♪

271
00:13:09,732 --> 00:13:12,200
♪ Leave me kind of bored ♪

272
00:13:12,201 --> 00:13:14,903
♪ At last, I've seen the sunset ♪

273
00:13:14,904 --> 00:13:17,639
♪ I've been riding toward ♪

274
00:13:17,640 --> 00:13:23,244
♪ A real-life happily ever after ♪

275
00:13:23,245 --> 00:13:26,114
♪ I'm done with all the intrigue ♪

276
00:13:26,115 --> 00:13:27,983
♪ Sick of kicking ass ♪

277
00:13:27,984 --> 00:13:30,952
♪ As far as seeking vengeance ♪

278
00:13:30,953 --> 00:13:32,921
♪ Frankly, I can pass ♪

279
00:13:32,922 --> 00:13:38,927
♪ I'm ready now for something
of a different class ♪

280
00:13:38,928 --> 00:13:43,164
♪ A real-life happily ever after ♪

281
00:13:43,165 --> 00:13:48,136
♪ Screw the zombies
and wizards and dragons ♪

282
00:13:48,137 --> 00:13:53,742
♪ All the magic I need is you ♪

283
00:13:55,411 --> 00:13:58,079
I wanted to do a real proposal
with a proper ring,

284
00:13:58,080 --> 00:14:00,381
but, well, seeing as we're here...

285
00:14:03,119 --> 00:14:04,686
this will have to do.

286
00:14:04,687 --> 00:14:08,188
Will you, Princess Isabella Maria Lucia...

287
00:14:09,225 --> 00:14:09,991
Elisabetta!

288
00:14:09,992 --> 00:14:12,527
Elisabetta of Valencia,

289
00:14:12,528 --> 00:14:16,564
do me the greatest honor
of becoming Mrs. Gary Galavant?

290
00:14:16,565 --> 00:14:18,199
Gary?

291
00:14:18,200 --> 00:14:19,701
Is that short for something?

292
00:14:19,702 --> 00:14:21,102
No.

293
00:14:21,103 --> 00:14:23,571
Huh. I guess I always thought
your first name was Galavant.

294
00:14:23,572 --> 00:14:26,808
Um... I'm still kneeling here.

295
00:14:26,809 --> 00:14:27,776
Oh!

296
00:14:27,777 --> 00:14:29,277
Oh, of course. I'm sorry.

297
00:14:29,278 --> 00:14:33,048
And...Oh, yes, I will marry you.

298
00:14:34,617 --> 00:14:37,919
♪ A cottage by the seaside ♪

299
00:14:37,920 --> 00:14:39,721
♪ With a beach to comb ♪

300
00:14:39,722 --> 00:14:42,257
♪ I can tend the garden ♪

301
00:14:42,258 --> 00:14:44,592
♪ I can write my poem ♪

302
00:14:44,593 --> 00:14:46,261
- ♪ With seven ♪
-♪ Three ♪

303
00:14:46,262 --> 00:14:47,962
♪ Small children ♪

304
00:14:47,963 --> 00:14:50,799
♪ Journey done, we're home ♪

305
00:14:50,800 --> 00:14:55,837
♪ As epic endings go, it's rather small ♪

306
00:14:55,838 --> 00:15:03,478
♪ But it's real-life happily ever after ♪

307
00:15:03,479 --> 00:15:11,419
♪ After all ♪

308
00:15:14,056 --> 00:15:16,157
I'm terribly sorry.

309
00:15:16,158 --> 00:15:17,892
But if you're planning a wedding,

310
00:15:17,893 --> 00:15:20,495
make sure you book the venue in soon

311
00:15:20,496 --> 00:15:22,964
because it's the very busy season.

312
00:15:31,576 --> 00:15:34,678
♪

313
00:15:35,679 --> 00:15:39,102
Officer, I had no idea
I was going that fast.

314
00:15:39,183 --> 00:15:40,984
Thank you. Really?

315
00:15:40,985 --> 00:15:42,986
♪

316
00:15:44,855 --> 00:15:47,524
Now boarding "B" passengers only.

317
00:15:47,525 --> 00:15:50,659
"B" passengers to the Island of Spinster.

318
00:15:51,629 --> 00:15:53,730
Here's a cat and some chocolate.

319
00:15:53,731 --> 00:15:55,698
Enjoy the trip.

320
00:15:55,699 --> 00:15:57,267
Thanks.

321
00:15:57,268 --> 00:15:58,535
Thank you.

322
00:15:59,637 --> 00:16:02,738
♪

323
00:16:05,743 --> 00:16:07,310
Hyah!

324
00:16:07,311 --> 00:16:09,011
Hyah!

325
00:16:10,615 --> 00:16:12,282
You can't park here. It's a red zone.

326
00:16:12,283 --> 00:16:13,350
Keep it!

327
00:16:13,351 --> 00:16:16,085
♪

328
00:16:18,456 --> 00:16:20,490
Roberta, wait!

329
00:16:20,491 --> 00:16:24,294
Put down that cat.

330
00:16:24,295 --> 00:16:26,362
Wha...

331
00:16:28,266 --> 00:16:31,868
Richard, you're... You're alive?

332
00:16:31,869 --> 00:16:33,303
You didn't go to war?

333
00:16:33,304 --> 00:16:35,739
No, I did. But I didn't die.

334
00:16:35,740 --> 00:16:37,407
Quite the opposite, actually.

335
00:16:37,408 --> 00:16:39,843
I killed the bad guy and everything.

336
00:16:39,844 --> 00:16:41,577
Do you know what I discovered?

337
00:16:42,880 --> 00:16:46,983
I may have accomplished
everything I've ever dreamed of,

338
00:16:46,984 --> 00:16:51,321
but without you,
it means absolutely nothing.

339
00:16:52,623 --> 00:16:55,125
Please don't get on that lonely
ship to day-drink chablis.

340
00:16:55,126 --> 00:16:57,694
- Come live your li...
- No, stop talking and kiss me.

341
00:16:57,695 --> 00:16:59,529
♪

342
00:16:59,530 --> 00:17:00,496
Aww! Aww! Aww!

343
00:17:02,300 --> 00:17:03,700
Wow.

344
00:17:03,701 --> 00:17:06,203
There's more where that came from.

345
00:17:06,204 --> 00:17:07,771
- Ew!
- Ew!

346
00:17:07,772 --> 00:17:09,105
I love you so much.

347
00:17:09,106 --> 00:17:10,774
Enough already!

348
00:17:10,775 --> 00:17:12,008
Show-off.

349
00:17:12,009 --> 00:17:13,642
Yeah, this could get ugly. We should go.

350
00:17:16,414 --> 00:17:19,950
♪ Do you, your highness,
take this male model ♪

351
00:17:19,951 --> 00:17:22,586
- ♪ To be your wedded sp... ♪
- I do.

352
00:17:22,587 --> 00:17:26,089
♪ Do you, good sir,
take your social superior ♪

353
00:17:26,090 --> 00:17:28,992
- ♪ To be your wedded sp... ♪
- Yes. I do.

354
00:17:28,993 --> 00:17:30,460
♪ For richer, for poorer ♪

355
00:17:30,461 --> 00:17:31,828
♪ In sickness and health ♪

356
00:17:31,829 --> 00:17:34,798
♪ Through rampaging vikings
and cannibal elves ♪

357
00:17:34,799 --> 00:17:38,168
♪ Through hobbits and bikers
and dolphins with lasers ♪

358
00:17:38,169 --> 00:17:39,869
♪ And mutants and lawyers and... ♪

359
00:17:39,870 --> 00:17:41,303
Oh, my God, just kiss the bride!

360
00:17:44,141 --> 00:17:45,442
Not yeasty.

361
00:17:45,443 --> 00:17:46,409
Or musty.

362
00:17:46,410 --> 00:17:49,912
♪

363
00:18:00,858 --> 00:18:03,760
♪ So, there's the ever after,
as promised all along ♪

364
00:18:03,761 --> 00:18:06,529
♪ Who better now to wrap it up
and seal it with a song ♪

365
00:18:06,530 --> 00:18:08,198
♪ Except the monks? ♪

366
00:18:08,199 --> 00:18:10,767
♪ And, hey, we're the monks ♪

367
00:18:10,768 --> 00:18:12,469
- ♪ We're the monks♪ 
- ♪ That's right ♪

368
00:18:12,470 --> 00:18:14,537
♪ We're the genre-bending,
Twitter-trending ♪

369
00:18:14,538 --> 00:18:17,540
♪ Bring-you-the-happy-ending monks ♪

370
00:18:17,541 --> 00:18:21,878
♪ And a new season
burst all over the land ♪

371
00:18:21,879 --> 00:18:23,213
♪ With new hope ♪

372
00:18:23,214 --> 00:18:26,616
♪ Despite the whole feudal system ♪

373
00:18:26,617 --> 00:18:30,053
♪ The true rulers reassume their command ♪

374
00:18:30,054 --> 00:18:34,958
♪ The old tyrants,
frankly nobody missed 'em ♪

375
00:18:34,959 --> 00:18:36,760
♪ The winners, they took all ♪

376
00:18:36,761 --> 00:18:38,962
♪ And all the losers, they got squat ♪

377
00:18:38,963 --> 00:18:40,163
Hey, friend.

378
00:18:40,164 --> 00:18:43,198
I've decided to go and rescue
Madalena from herself.

379
00:18:44,101 --> 00:18:45,802
Are you up for an adventure?

380
00:18:45,803 --> 00:18:47,137
Definitely.

381
00:18:47,138 --> 00:18:49,204
I was wondering when I was
gonna break this armor in.

382
00:18:52,076 --> 00:18:54,210
♪ And those who had redeemed themselves ♪

383
00:18:54,211 --> 00:18:55,845
♪ All got a second shot ♪

384
00:18:55,846 --> 00:18:57,414
I got a line in the song. They fi...

385
00:18:57,415 --> 00:19:00,950
♪ And two heroes
got to hang up their swords ♪

386
00:19:00,951 --> 00:19:04,354
♪ To live life enjoying simple rewards ♪

387
00:19:04,354 --> 00:19:07,056
♪ And true evil disappeared ♪

388
00:19:07,058 --> 00:19:09,859
♪ Within a cloud of minor chords ♪

389
00:19:19,770 --> 00:19:24,106
I'm here to see the Del...
The Dark Evil Lord.

390
00:19:26,344 --> 00:19:27,877
And he's been waiting for you.

391
00:19:27,878 --> 00:19:29,913
What is this?

392
00:19:29,914 --> 00:19:32,749
Does it hold
the dark powers of the universe?

393
00:19:32,750 --> 00:19:35,852
Oh, sorry, no.
I can see why you thought that.

394
00:19:35,853 --> 00:19:37,487
No, he just thinks you need to accessorize.

395
00:19:37,488 --> 00:19:39,321
He's also a fashion consultant.

396
00:19:40,358 --> 00:19:43,126
Now come in,
and he will begin your training

397
00:19:43,127 --> 00:19:48,365
to make you the most powerful
force in the seven realms.

398
00:19:48,366 --> 00:19:52,035
Nothing will stop me now.

399
00:19:55,272 --> 00:19:57,640
♪ And now we're almost done ♪

400
00:19:57,641 --> 00:19:59,509
♪ Our tale completely spun ♪

401
00:19:59,510 --> 00:20:02,779
♪ As buffed and polished as a royal jewel ♪

402
00:20:02,780 --> 00:20:04,647
♪ There's not much left to tell ♪

403
00:20:04,648 --> 00:20:06,383
♪ And, hey, that's just as well ♪

404
00:20:06,384 --> 00:20:09,486
♪ Unless we get one more surprise renewal ♪

405
00:20:09,487 --> 00:20:12,922
♪ Now we'll probably have to go
and get work ♪

406
00:20:12,923 --> 00:20:16,426
♪ On some cheap-ass cable network ♪

407
00:20:16,427 --> 00:20:18,595
♪ But the door is not quite shut ♪

408
00:20:18,596 --> 00:20:20,430
♪ So if we make the cut ♪

409
00:20:20,431 --> 00:20:26,602
♪ Here's what you'll see on "Galavant" ♪

410
00:20:31,942 --> 00:20:33,643
Time to feed Tad Cooper.

411
00:20:33,644 --> 00:20:35,712
You know he only eats if you feed him.

412
00:20:35,713 --> 00:20:37,881
He's such a finicky little fellow.

413
00:20:41,552 --> 00:20:43,787
♪

414
00:20:47,158 --> 00:20:49,759
There we go.

415
00:20:51,595 --> 00:20:53,296
Oh, Tad Cooper!

416
00:20:53,297 --> 00:20:55,365
Dinnertime!

417
00:20:59,537 --> 00:21:01,603
I have a dragon.

418
00:21:01,604 --> 00:21:03,604
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