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Make way for your king Richard, swine!

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Thanks, Gareth.

3
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Hi, everyone. I'd like to swing now.

4
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Oh!

5
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Look, Gareth, no hands!

6
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Very impressive, My King.

7
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Isn't your king impressive?

8
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[Applause]

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♪

10
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Ta-da!

11
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Your king made a sand castle. Praise him!

12
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Greatest castle ever, My King.

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You're my hero, My King.

14
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Would you like me to write you
a theme song, My King?

15
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Shut up, Menken.

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Applause!

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[Applause]

18
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Enough!

19
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They cheer because I'm king

20
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and because they're scared,

21
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not because of anything I do.

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Your king had a realization.

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- Cheer his realization!
- Yay.

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I'm no hero.

25
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I'm a phony.

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♪

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♪ Will my day ever come? ♪

28
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♪ Will my moment arrive? ♪

29
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♪ Will I ever be more than
just some poor, fat loser? ♪

30
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♪ Do I ever become the hero? ♪

31
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♪ Will I wed the girl I love? ♪

32
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♪ Am I going to get to touch her boobs? ♪

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I'm not telling you. You're a child.

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- What? Who are you?
- I'm you... In the future.

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Cool.

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Oh, God.

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♪ Will I be a good king? ♪

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♪ Not really ♪

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♪ Loved by all that I rule? ♪

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♪ Nope, sorry ♪

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♪ Do I stand up and fight
for truth and right and good? ♪

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♪ Let's see now ♪

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♪ No, no, no ♪

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♪ Will I go on some grand adventures ♪

45
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♪ Well... ♪

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♪ With my closest, bestest chum? ♪

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♪ Not exactly ♪

48
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♪ When will that day come? ♪

49
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It's never gonna come, is it?

50
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♪ Is it hopeless? ♪

51
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♪ Am I useless? ♪

52
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♪ Are we doomed to be completely lame? ♪

53
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♪ Will my star ever rise? ♪

54
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♪ Will my life ever change? ♪

55
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♪ Am I destined to be
achievement-free forever? ♪

56
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♪ I don't need all my dreams to happen ♪

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♪ Or a bunch ♪

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♪ Or even some ♪

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♪ Will my day ♪

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♪ Ever come? ♪

61
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What?

62
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I'm singing a duet with my inner child.

63
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[Thudding]

64
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Oh, like I give a monkey's butt
what you think.

65
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A zombie army's about to break
through that door.

66
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We'll be dead in minutes anyway.

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[Shouting, bass thumping]

68
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What is that noise?

69
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Last time I heard that
was in the Enchanted Forest.

70
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Will wonders never cease?

71
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Another army approaches
and under a rainbow.

72
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I'm kind of digging this beat.

73
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Yes.

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♪

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Men and women of the second season!

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Attack!

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[Army shouting]

78
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If I pull this off,

79
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he's definitely giving me health insurance.

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[Screams]

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Galavant - S02E10 - Season Finale
The One True King (To Unite Them All)

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Sid: Hello?!

83
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Anyone in there?!

84
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That depends on who it is.

85
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'Tis I, Sid of Sidneyland!

86
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Sid?

87
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Why are you talking so weird?

88
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I was trying something, and it didn't work!

89
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Can you open up the gate?!
It's pretty intense out here!

90
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Oh, fine. Open the gate.

91
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Sid!

92
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We broke through their lines.

93
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We can't hold them forever.

94
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Sid, what are you doing here?

95
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After I ran off,
I went in search of an army

96
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so I could redeem myself
for accidentally killing you.

97
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Wait. What?

98
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You know, it's really hard to find one.

99
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- Oh, tell me about it.
- No kidding.

100
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But then I wandered
into the Enchanted Forest

101
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for a drink, not knowing it was a...

102
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- you knew.
- You knew.

103
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- He knew.
- Yeah, I knew.

104
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When they heard that Galavant needed help,

105
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they took up arms.

106
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And so did the pirates
and the Dwarves and Giants.

107
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And Princess Jubilee's entourage
did the same thing.

108
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And they didn't even know you. [Chuckles]

109
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I-is the pirate king with you?
I love that guy.

110
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Yeah, we... We couldn't afford him

111
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or the leader of the Giants or Jubilee

112
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or really anyone else recognizable.

113
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You saved us all.

114
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[Both laugh]

115
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Well done, Sid.

116
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Right. It's time to do this.

117
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With the extra numbers,
we should be able to turn the tide.

118
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Gareth, you and I
are gonna go through the center

119
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and try and draw Wormwood
and Madalena's attention.

120
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Isabella, take Richard
on horseback and flank them.

121
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Then we'll meet you on the hillside.

122
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And I promise... After this,

123
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I'll never leave your side again.

124
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Ah, someone's daughter's gonna
get a little woop-woop tonight.

125
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What the hell is wrong with you?

126
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I honestly have no idea.

127
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Everybody...

128
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Let's move out!

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♪

130
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Looks like they want to make a game of it.

131
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Ha! Fine by me.

132
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♪ Doo d'doo doo doo ♪

133
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Please stop. We already sang that one.

134
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Sorry. It's just ridiculously catchy.

135
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And I don't care about anyone else.

136
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Gareth does not get hurt.

137
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Very well, My Queen.

138
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Random thought... There's some
very vicious-looking weapons in the armory.

139
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Now that you're the dark queen,
why don't you go and pick on out?

140
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Give you that... iconic look.

141
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And do you promise
that Gareth will be fine?

142
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Ooh, pinkie swear.

143
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[Ominous music plays]

144
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Yes.

145
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[Grunts]

146
00:06:09,469 --> 00:06:11,476
Hey, guys, I found a way out!

147
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Whoa! Really.

148
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Sorry, that exit is closed.

149
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Come on! This way!

150
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Shoop-ah!

151
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[Zombies hissing]

152
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Hmm. What to choose.

153
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Ooh, queenie likey.

154
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Remember me?

155
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Oh, don't be so rhetorical.

156
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♪

157
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And that hooky thing is mine.

158
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I've been locked in a dungeon
and a jewelry box.

159
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I've been engaged to my 11-year-old cousin.

160
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I spent the better part
of two years in the same outfit.

161
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I am getting my happy ending.

162
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Okay, then.

163
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♪

164
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[Bones cracks]

165
00:07:01,330 --> 00:07:02,534
Bring it.

166
00:07:02,535 --> 00:07:03,471
Boom.

167
00:07:05,382 --> 00:07:07,187
There's too many of them!

168
00:07:08,193 --> 00:07:09,967
[Chuckles evilly]

169
00:07:09,968 --> 00:07:13,316
You must be the Mr. Wormwood
I've heard so much about.

170
00:07:13,317 --> 00:07:16,931
Oh, King Richard, I presume.

171
00:07:16,932 --> 00:07:18,739
You know when you presume,

172
00:07:18,740 --> 00:07:20,983
you make a "pres" out of "u" and "me."

173
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- Sorry, what... What does that mean?
- Not sure.

174
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Care to dance?

175
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- Love to.
- Excellent.

176
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Let's be clear, right?

177
00:07:29,052 --> 00:07:32,232
When you say "dance," you mean "fight."
You don't really want to dance.

178
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- Correct... fight, not dance.
- Yeah.

179
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Sorry, d-did you want to dance?

180
00:07:35,848 --> 00:07:37,990
No. Ri... Come on, kind of weird.

181
00:07:37,991 --> 00:07:39,564
You know, sorry.
This face-off isn't going great.

182
00:07:39,565 --> 00:07:40,635
Would mind if we started over?

183
00:07:40,636 --> 00:07:41,505
Yeah, sure.

184
00:07:41,506 --> 00:07:43,414
[Clears throat]

185
00:07:43,415 --> 00:07:45,690
Well, well, well.

186
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If it isn't the soon-to-be-dead
Mr. Wormwood.

187
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Oh, much better.

188
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♪

189
00:08:07,989 --> 00:08:08,859
Are you done?

190
00:08:08,860 --> 00:08:11,403
[Both grunting]

191
00:08:28,981 --> 00:08:30,553
[Whip cracks]

192
00:08:31,526 --> 00:08:32,697
[Sighs]

193
00:08:32,698 --> 00:08:34,974
I just had these done.

194
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[Screams]

195
00:08:36,180 --> 00:08:37,418
[Crackling]

196
00:08:37,419 --> 00:08:40,565
You know, you have no idea
what that sword makes you do.

197
00:08:40,566 --> 00:08:41,904
Of course I do...

198
00:08:41,905 --> 00:08:42,874
Not.

199
00:08:42,875 --> 00:08:44,081
No, I don't.

200
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Well, it makes you the one
true king to unite them all.

201
00:08:47,731 --> 00:08:48,567
It is?

202
00:08:48,568 --> 00:08:51,312
Yes. Pity, you're going to die.

203
00:08:51,313 --> 00:08:53,287
Well, we'll see about that.

204
00:08:53,288 --> 00:08:54,425
Aah!

205
00:08:55,900 --> 00:08:58,008
[Chuckles evilly]

206
00:08:58,009 --> 00:09:00,620
So, any last words?

207
00:09:00,621 --> 00:09:02,628
Just four.

208
00:09:02,629 --> 00:09:06,211
I have a dragon!

209
00:09:06,212 --> 00:09:09,224
Come on now, Tad Cooper.
I super believe in you.

210
00:09:09,225 --> 00:09:11,633
Rain fire!

211
00:09:13,242 --> 00:09:14,882
No!

212
00:09:14,883 --> 00:09:17,494
Tad Cooper!

213
00:09:17,495 --> 00:09:20,205
Oh, no.

214
00:09:20,206 --> 00:09:21,980
Just open your eyes.

215
00:09:21,981 --> 00:09:23,218
You're okay!

216
00:09:23,219 --> 00:09:25,696
Tad Cooper?

217
00:09:25,697 --> 00:09:28,642
♪

218
00:09:35,372 --> 00:09:37,045
[Grunting]

219
00:09:45,719 --> 00:09:48,864
You may have killed one dragon,

220
00:09:48,865 --> 00:09:51,676
but you've awoken another.

221
00:09:56,211 --> 00:09:57,916
You killed my dragon.

222
00:09:57,918 --> 00:10:00,361
[Zombies hissing]

223
00:10:01,452 --> 00:10:03,056
[Crackling]

224
00:10:04,580 --> 00:10:05,348
No!

225
00:10:07,793 --> 00:10:09,064
They've stopped.

226
00:10:10,706 --> 00:10:11,643
Let's go.

227
00:10:11,644 --> 00:10:14,656
♪

228
00:10:20,617 --> 00:10:22,255
[Both shout]

229
00:10:25,103 --> 00:10:26,641
Look.

230
00:10:28,116 --> 00:10:29,756
I can't believe that's the same guy

231
00:10:29,757 --> 00:10:32,200
who cried when he got jelly
on his fancy pants.

232
00:10:32,201 --> 00:10:34,108
Good man! Get him!

233
00:10:38,160 --> 00:10:40,068
You killed my dragon.

234
00:10:40,069 --> 00:10:42,043
Look, dude, I was there. I know.

235
00:10:42,044 --> 00:10:43,349
Don't keep saying it.

236
00:10:43,350 --> 00:10:45,926
And it wasn't a dragon. It was a lizard.

237
00:10:47,501 --> 00:10:48,672
Oh, nuggets.

238
00:10:48,673 --> 00:10:49,643
Aah!

239
00:10:49,644 --> 00:10:51,115
[Screams]

240
00:10:53,427 --> 00:10:56,038
It's the one true king!

241
00:10:56,039 --> 00:10:57,143
Crazy.

242
00:10:57,144 --> 00:11:00,056
That's the same guy who cried
when he got jelly on his fancy pants.

243
00:11:00,057 --> 00:11:02,131
I just said that. I said that exact thing.

244
00:11:02,132 --> 00:11:04,575
Sure, 'cause that's
what's amazing right now.

245
00:11:04,576 --> 00:11:06,852
He was the one all along?

246
00:11:06,853 --> 00:11:09,396
You got to be [Bleep] kidding me.

247
00:11:09,397 --> 00:11:10,636
[Body thuds]

248
00:11:10,637 --> 00:11:12,577
I think I'll be taking that crown back now.

249
00:11:12,578 --> 00:11:15,221
♪

250
00:11:19,742 --> 00:11:21,048
Tad Cooper?

251
00:11:21,049 --> 00:11:23,123
Buddy, you're alive?

252
00:11:23,124 --> 00:11:25,299
You had me so scared.

253
00:11:25,300 --> 00:11:28,212
You're not gonna believe
what just happened.

254
00:11:28,213 --> 00:11:31,929
So, you're the one true king
to unite them all.

255
00:11:31,930 --> 00:11:34,137
I guess I am.

256
00:11:34,876 --> 00:11:37,150
I mean, who else could do this?

257
00:11:38,458 --> 00:11:39,160
Huh?

258
00:11:39,161 --> 00:11:40,232
Wait, what?!

259
00:11:40,233 --> 00:11:41,537
What?!

260
00:11:41,538 --> 00:11:42,810
Oh, my...

261
00:11:42,811 --> 00:11:44,852
Pretty freakin' cool, huh?

262
00:11:44,853 --> 00:11:46,090
Yeah!

263
00:11:47,665 --> 00:11:50,309
Listen, I need you to take care
of Tad Cooper for me.

264
00:11:50,310 --> 00:11:51,381
What?

265
00:11:51,382 --> 00:11:52,786
There's something I need to do.

266
00:11:52,787 --> 00:11:53,925
No, no, no, hang on.

267
00:11:53,926 --> 00:11:55,867
I'm not looking after the lizard.

268
00:11:55,868 --> 00:11:58,210
He's a dragon! Hyah!

269
00:12:00,823 --> 00:12:02,262
[Sighs]

270
00:12:02,263 --> 00:12:03,399
Come on.

271
00:12:03,400 --> 00:12:05,944
Oh, I don't need your help!

272
00:12:05,945 --> 00:12:07,215
Maddie, stop.

273
00:12:08,322 --> 00:12:10,532
Let's just put it all behind us
and move on.

274
00:12:10,533 --> 00:12:11,569
I can't.

275
00:12:11,570 --> 00:12:12,909
Yes, you can.

276
00:12:12,910 --> 00:12:14,683
Because I love you.

277
00:12:14,684 --> 00:12:18,332
And I promise you we can spend the rest
of our lives together being terrible,

278
00:12:18,333 --> 00:12:20,810
even if we're not
as totally terrible as you want.

279
00:12:20,811 --> 00:12:23,655
It's too late for me.

280
00:12:23,656 --> 00:12:27,137
I've tasted ultimate power,
and I want more.

281
00:12:27,138 --> 00:12:28,778
[Sighs]

282
00:12:28,779 --> 00:12:32,561
Gareth, I love you.

283
00:12:32,562 --> 00:12:35,106
More than you'll ever know.

284
00:12:35,107 --> 00:12:37,784
But this is who I am.

285
00:12:37,785 --> 00:12:39,625
I'm sorry.

286
00:12:39,626 --> 00:12:40,697
D'Dew!

287
00:12:40,698 --> 00:12:44,077
♪

288
00:12:47,896 --> 00:12:49,804
I mean, I don't mean to sound
like a jerk, Tad Cooper,

289
00:12:49,805 --> 00:12:52,650
but I really thought I was gonna be
the one king to unite them all.

290
00:12:52,651 --> 00:12:55,629
If memory serves, you said
something about a wedding.

291
00:12:55,630 --> 00:12:57,672
I mean, not that I need a wedding.

292
00:12:57,673 --> 00:13:00,484
I'm all about the deconstruction
of the princess myth,

293
00:13:00,485 --> 00:13:02,526
but, uh, well, it's been a long year.

294
00:13:02,527 --> 00:13:04,300
And you said it, so what's up?

295
00:13:04,301 --> 00:13:08,017
♪ I'm finished with adventure ♪

296
00:13:08,018 --> 00:13:10,226
♪ Tired of my sword ♪

297
00:13:10,227 --> 00:13:13,206
♪ Those songs about my exploits ♪

298
00:13:13,207 --> 00:13:15,684
♪ Leave me kind of bored ♪

299
00:13:15,685 --> 00:13:18,396
♪ At last, I've seen the sunset ♪

300
00:13:18,397 --> 00:13:21,141
♪ I've been riding toward ♪

301
00:13:21,142 --> 00:13:26,765
♪ A real-life happily ever after ♪

302
00:13:26,766 --> 00:13:29,645
♪ I'm done with all the intrigue ♪

303
00:13:29,646 --> 00:13:31,520
♪ Sick of kicking ass ♪

304
00:13:31,521 --> 00:13:34,499
♪ As far as seeking vengeance ♪

305
00:13:34,500 --> 00:13:36,475
♪ Frankly, I can pass ♪

306
00:13:36,476 --> 00:13:42,502
♪ I'm ready now for something
of a different class ♪

307
00:13:42,503 --> 00:13:46,753
♪ A real-life happily ever after ♪

308
00:13:46,754 --> 00:13:51,742
♪ Screw the zombies
and wizards and dragons ♪

309
00:13:51,743 --> 00:13:57,367
♪ All the magic I need is you ♪

310
00:13:57,368 --> 00:13:59,041
[Sighs]

311
00:13:59,042 --> 00:14:01,719
I wanted to do a real proposal
with a proper ring,

312
00:14:01,720 --> 00:14:04,029
but, well, seeing as we're here...

313
00:14:06,776 --> 00:14:08,348
this will have to do.

314
00:14:08,349 --> 00:14:11,862
Will you, Princess Isabella Maria Lucia...

315
00:14:12,903 --> 00:14:13,671
Elisabetta!

316
00:14:13,672 --> 00:14:16,216
Elisabetta of Valencia,

317
00:14:16,217 --> 00:14:20,267
do me the greatest honor
of becoming Mrs. Gary Galavant?

318
00:14:20,268 --> 00:14:21,907
Gary?

319
00:14:21,908 --> 00:14:23,414
Is that short for something?

320
00:14:23,415 --> 00:14:24,820
No.

321
00:14:24,821 --> 00:14:27,298
Huh. I guess I always thought
your first name was Galavant.

322
00:14:27,299 --> 00:14:30,546
Um... I'm still kneeling here.

323
00:14:30,547 --> 00:14:31,517
Oh!

324
00:14:31,518 --> 00:14:33,023
Oh, of course. I'm sorry.

325
00:14:33,024 --> 00:14:36,807
And...Oh, yes, I will marry you.

326
00:14:36,808 --> 00:14:38,380
[Laughs]

327
00:14:38,381 --> 00:14:41,694
♪ A cottage by the seaside ♪

328
00:14:41,695 --> 00:14:43,502
♪ With a beach to comb ♪

329
00:14:43,503 --> 00:14:46,047
♪ I can tend the garden ♪

330
00:14:46,048 --> 00:14:48,390
♪ I can write my poem ♪

331
00:14:48,391 --> 00:14:50,065
- ♪ With seven ♪
-♪ Three ♪

332
00:14:50,066 --> 00:14:51,772
♪ Small children ♪

333
00:14:51,773 --> 00:14:54,618
♪ Journey done, we're home ♪

334
00:14:54,619 --> 00:14:59,673
♪ As epic endings go, it's rather small ♪

335
00:14:59,674 --> 00:15:07,340
♪ But it's real-life happily ever after ♪

336
00:15:07,341 --> 00:15:15,308
♪ After all ♪

337
00:15:15,309 --> 00:15:17,953
[Shouts]

338
00:15:17,954 --> 00:15:20,062
I'm terribly sorry.

339
00:15:20,063 --> 00:15:21,803
But if you're planning a wedding,

340
00:15:21,804 --> 00:15:24,415
make sure you book the venue in soon

341
00:15:24,416 --> 00:15:26,893
because it's the very busy season.

342
00:15:26,894 --> 00:15:28,297
[Groans]

343
00:15:33,458 --> 00:15:35,533
[Horse whinnies]

344
00:15:35,534 --> 00:15:38,646
♪

345
00:15:39,651 --> 00:15:43,086
Officer, I had no idea
I was going that fast.

346
00:15:43,167 --> 00:15:44,974
Thank you. Really?

347
00:15:44,975 --> 00:15:46,983
♪

348
00:15:46,984 --> 00:15:48,857
[Chimes play]

349
00:15:48,858 --> 00:15:51,536
Now boarding "B" passengers only.

350
00:15:51,537 --> 00:15:54,682
"B" passengers to the Island of Spinster.

351
00:15:55,655 --> 00:15:57,763
Here's a cat and some chocolate.

352
00:15:57,764 --> 00:15:59,738
- [Cat meows]
- Enjoy the trip.

353
00:15:59,739 --> 00:16:01,312
Thanks.

354
00:16:01,313 --> 00:16:02,585
Thank you.

355
00:16:02,586 --> 00:16:03,689
[Cat meows]

356
00:16:03,690 --> 00:16:06,802
♪

357
00:16:09,817 --> 00:16:11,390
Hyah!

358
00:16:11,391 --> 00:16:13,096
Hyah!

359
00:16:14,706 --> 00:16:16,378
You can't park here. It's a red zone.

360
00:16:16,379 --> 00:16:17,450
Keep it!

361
00:16:17,451 --> 00:16:20,194
♪

362
00:16:22,573 --> 00:16:24,614
Roberta, wait!

363
00:16:24,615 --> 00:16:28,431
Put down that cat.

364
00:16:28,432 --> 00:16:30,506
Wha...

365
00:16:32,417 --> 00:16:36,031
Richard, you're... You're alive?

366
00:16:36,032 --> 00:16:37,471
You didn't go to war?

367
00:16:37,472 --> 00:16:39,915
No, I did. But I didn't die.

368
00:16:39,916 --> 00:16:41,589
Quite the opposite, actually.

369
00:16:41,590 --> 00:16:44,033
I killed the bad guy and everything.

370
00:16:44,034 --> 00:16:45,773
Do you know what I discovered?

371
00:16:47,081 --> 00:16:51,198
I may have accomplished
everything I've ever dreamed of,

372
00:16:51,199 --> 00:16:55,550
but without you,
it means absolutely nothing.

373
00:16:55,551 --> 00:16:56,856
[Crowd awws]

374
00:16:56,857 --> 00:16:59,367
Please don't get on that lonely
ship to day-drink chablis.

375
00:16:59,368 --> 00:17:01,945
- Come live your li...
- No, stop talking and kiss me.

376
00:17:01,946 --> 00:17:03,786
♪

377
00:17:03,787 --> 00:17:04,757
Aww! Aww! Aww!

378
00:17:06,567 --> 00:17:07,971
Wow.

379
00:17:07,972 --> 00:17:10,483
There's more where that came from.

380
00:17:10,484 --> 00:17:12,056
- Ew!
- Ew!

381
00:17:12,057 --> 00:17:13,395
I love you so much.

382
00:17:13,396 --> 00:17:15,070
Enough already!

383
00:17:15,071 --> 00:17:16,308
Show-off.

384
00:17:16,309 --> 00:17:17,947
Yeah, this could get ugly. We should go.

385
00:17:20,729 --> 00:17:24,277
♪ Do you, your highness,
take this male model ♪

386
00:17:24,278 --> 00:17:26,922
- ♪ To be your wedded sp... ♪
- I do.

387
00:17:26,923 --> 00:17:30,437
♪ Do you, good sir,
take your social superior ♪

388
00:17:30,438 --> 00:17:33,350
- ♪ To be your wedded sp... ♪
- Yes. I do.

389
00:17:33,351 --> 00:17:34,823
♪ For richer, for poorer ♪

390
00:17:34,824 --> 00:17:36,195
♪ In sickness and health ♪

391
00:17:36,196 --> 00:17:39,175
♪ Through rampaging vikings
and cannibal elves ♪

392
00:17:39,176 --> 00:17:42,557
♪ Through hobbits and bikers
and dolphins with lasers ♪

393
00:17:42,558 --> 00:17:44,264
♪ And mutants and lawyers and... ♪

394
00:17:44,265 --> 00:17:45,702
Oh, my God, just kiss the bride!

395
00:17:48,550 --> 00:17:49,855
Not yeasty.

396
00:17:49,856 --> 00:17:50,826
Or musty.

397
00:17:50,827 --> 00:17:54,341
♪

398
00:17:57,657 --> 00:17:59,932
[Applause]

399
00:18:05,324 --> 00:18:08,236
♪ So, there's the ever after,
as promised all along ♪

400
00:18:08,237 --> 00:18:11,014
♪ Who better now to wrap it up
and seal it with a song ♪

401
00:18:11,015 --> 00:18:12,689
♪ Except the monks? ♪

402
00:18:12,690 --> 00:18:15,267
♪ And, hey, we're the monks ♪

403
00:18:15,268 --> 00:18:16,974
- ♪ We're the monks♪
- ♪ That's right ♪

404
00:18:16,975 --> 00:18:19,050
♪ We're the genre-bending,
Twitter-trending ♪

405
00:18:19,051 --> 00:18:22,063
♪ Bring-you-the-happy-ending monks ♪

406
00:18:22,064 --> 00:18:26,415
♪ And a new season
burst all over the land ♪

407
00:18:26,416 --> 00:18:27,755
♪ With new hope ♪

408
00:18:27,756 --> 00:18:31,170
♪ Despite the whole feudal system ♪

409
00:18:31,171 --> 00:18:34,618
♪ The true rulers reassume their command ♪

410
00:18:34,619 --> 00:18:39,540
♪ The old tyrants,
frankly nobody missed 'em ♪

411
00:18:39,541 --> 00:18:41,348
♪ The winners, they took all ♪

412
00:18:41,349 --> 00:18:43,558
♪ And all the losers, they got squat ♪

413
00:18:43,559 --> 00:18:44,763
Hey, friend.

414
00:18:44,764 --> 00:18:47,808
I've decided to go and rescue
Madalena from herself.

415
00:18:48,714 --> 00:18:50,421
Are you up for an adventure?

416
00:18:50,422 --> 00:18:51,760
Definitely.

417
00:18:51,761 --> 00:18:53,834
I was wondering when I was
gonna break this armor in.

418
00:18:56,716 --> 00:18:58,858
♪ And those who had redeemed themselves ♪

419
00:18:58,859 --> 00:19:00,498
♪ All got a second shot ♪

420
00:19:00,499 --> 00:19:02,072
I got a line in the song. They fi...

421
00:19:02,073 --> 00:19:05,620
♪ And two heroes
got to hang up their swords ♪

422
00:19:05,621 --> 00:19:09,036
♪ To live life enjoying simple rewards ♪

423
00:19:09,036 --> 00:19:11,747
Monk: ♪ And true evil disappeared ♪

424
00:19:11,749 --> 00:19:14,560
♪ Within a cloud of minor chords ♪

425
00:19:14,561 --> 00:19:17,405
[Laughs evilly]

426
00:19:24,504 --> 00:19:28,855
I'm here to see the Del...
The Dark Evil Lord.

427
00:19:31,101 --> 00:19:32,639
And he's been waiting for you.

428
00:19:32,640 --> 00:19:34,682
[Gasps] What is this?

429
00:19:34,683 --> 00:19:37,528
Does it hold
the dark powers of the universe?

430
00:19:37,529 --> 00:19:40,641
Oh, sorry, no.
I can see why you thought that.

431
00:19:40,642 --> 00:19:42,282
No, he just thinks you need to accessorize.

432
00:19:42,283 --> 00:19:44,122
He's also a fashion consultant.

433
00:19:45,163 --> 00:19:47,940
Now come in,
and he will begin your training

434
00:19:47,941 --> 00:19:53,197
to make you the most powerful
force in the seven realms.

435
00:19:53,198 --> 00:19:56,879
Nothing will stop me now.

436
00:19:56,880 --> 00:20:00,126
[Thunder crashes]

437
00:20:00,127 --> 00:20:02,503
♪ And now we're almost done ♪

438
00:20:02,504 --> 00:20:04,379
♪ Our tale completely spun ♪

439
00:20:04,380 --> 00:20:07,660
♪ As buffed and polished as a royal jewel ♪

440
00:20:07,661 --> 00:20:09,534
♪ There's not much left to tell ♪

441
00:20:09,535 --> 00:20:11,276
♪ And, hey, that's just as well ♪

442
00:20:11,277 --> 00:20:14,390
♪ Unless we get one more surprise renewal ♪

443
00:20:14,391 --> 00:20:17,837
♪ Now we'll probably have to go
and get work ♪

444
00:20:17,838 --> 00:20:21,353
♪ On some cheap-ass cable network ♪

445
00:20:21,354 --> 00:20:23,530
♪ But the door is not quite shut ♪

446
00:20:23,531 --> 00:20:25,371
♪ So if we make the cut ♪

447
00:20:25,372 --> 00:20:31,564
♪ Here's what you'll see on "Galavant" ♪

448
00:20:36,922 --> 00:20:38,629
Time to feed Tad Cooper.

449
00:20:38,630 --> 00:20:40,705
You know he only eats if you feed him.

450
00:20:40,706 --> 00:20:42,881
He's such a finicky little fellow.

451
00:20:42,882 --> 00:20:44,353
[Both chuckle]

452
00:20:46,565 --> 00:20:48,807
♪

453
00:20:48,808 --> 00:20:52,189
[Sheep bleats]

454
00:20:52,190 --> 00:20:54,800
There we go.

455
00:20:54,801 --> 00:20:56,641
[Whistles]

456
00:20:56,642 --> 00:20:58,349
Oh, Tad Cooper!

457
00:20:58,350 --> 00:21:00,425
Dinnertime!

458
00:21:00,426 --> 00:21:04,610
[Tad roars, fire crackles]

459
00:21:04,611 --> 00:21:06,684
I have a dragon.

460
00:21:06,685 --> 00:21:08,692
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