1 00:00:00,830 --> 00:00:02,095 Pop? Pop? 2 00:00:02,097 --> 00:00:03,829 Are you okay? 3 00:00:03,831 --> 00:00:04,630 He fainted. 4 00:00:04,632 --> 00:00:06,939 - With his eyes open? - Shock, probably. 5 00:00:07,020 --> 00:00:07,918 Poor little guy. 6 00:00:07,920 --> 00:00:09,552 He must have been overcome with grief. 7 00:00:09,749 --> 00:00:12,115 Why is he smiling like that? 8 00:00:13,270 --> 00:00:14,663 "Last will and testament"? 9 00:00:14,737 --> 00:00:16,903 (singsong voice) Wakey, wakey, Mr. Venture. 10 00:00:16,905 --> 00:00:20,028 (normal voice) You're about to be a very rich man. 11 00:00:20,975 --> 00:00:24,075 Sync & corrections: dwigt & kalkar Addic7ed.com 12 00:00:24,077 --> 00:00:25,876 ♪ Hit it ♪ 13 00:00:28,679 --> 00:00:30,512 ♪ Hit it ♪ 14 00:00:32,915 --> 00:00:34,847 ♪ Hit it ♪ 15 00:00:36,783 --> 00:00:39,383 ♪ Rusty's back on top now ♪ 16 00:00:39,385 --> 00:00:41,352 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 17 00:00:41,354 --> 00:00:44,419 ♪ Rusty's back on top now ♪ 18 00:00:46,956 --> 00:00:50,690 ♪ Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh, whoa, whoa ♪ 19 00:00:50,692 --> 00:00:52,091 ♪ Rusty's back ♪ 20 00:00:52,093 --> 00:00:53,559 ♪ But you already knew that ♪ 21 00:00:53,561 --> 00:00:55,627 ♪ He's back, and he's subtle as a heart attack ♪ 22 00:00:55,629 --> 00:00:58,061 ♪ Hank and Dean coming up Fifth Avenue ♪ 23 00:00:58,063 --> 00:00:59,795 ♪ Say their name, Ventures with attitude ♪ 24 00:00:59,797 --> 00:01:01,997 ♪ Their crib is ill, it'll send you to dementia ♪ 25 00:01:01,999 --> 00:01:04,598 ♪ Now gather 'round and give a "Go Team Venture" ♪ 26 00:01:04,600 --> 00:01:06,367 ♪ Archenemies stay off their back ♪ 27 00:01:06,369 --> 00:01:07,667 ♪ 'cause they've got skills ♪ 28 00:01:07,669 --> 00:01:11,036 ♪ And Rusty don't play that ♪ 29 00:01:11,038 --> 00:01:14,771 ♪ Yeah, ah, oh ♪ 30 00:01:14,773 --> 00:01:18,507 (jBot) Is everything to your satisfaction, Dr. Venture? 31 00:01:18,509 --> 00:01:20,542 Ah, yes. Thank you, jBot. 32 00:01:20,544 --> 00:01:21,576 Everything is delicious. 33 00:01:21,578 --> 00:01:24,377 It is my pleasure to serve you. 34 00:01:24,379 --> 00:01:25,811 So, what's everyone got planned 35 00:01:25,813 --> 00:01:27,379 for their first day in the big city? 36 00:01:27,381 --> 00:01:30,314 I got to run a thorough security check of the premises. 37 00:01:30,316 --> 00:01:33,316 That monkey-business crew calls itself a security team? 38 00:01:33,318 --> 00:01:36,451 They wouldn't pass muster at a boy scout jamboree. 39 00:01:36,453 --> 00:01:37,418 Well, you would know. 40 00:01:37,420 --> 00:01:40,687 Just try not to burn the place down while you're at it, hmm? 41 00:01:40,689 --> 00:01:41,654 How about you, boys? 42 00:01:41,656 --> 00:01:43,022 Eh, I'm gonna take it easy, 43 00:01:43,024 --> 00:01:45,590 enjoy the life of the idle, rich playboy. 44 00:01:45,592 --> 00:01:48,525 I'm gonna visit the Stuyvesant University campus uptown. 45 00:01:48,527 --> 00:01:51,327 Thinking of applying for the fall semester. 46 00:01:51,329 --> 00:01:51,960 (coughing) Nerd. 47 00:01:51,962 --> 00:01:55,095 jPhone, subway directions to Stuyvesant University. 48 00:01:55,097 --> 00:01:58,598 (J.J.'s voice) Retrieving subway directions 49 00:01:58,600 --> 00:02:00,532 to Stuyvesant University. 50 00:02:00,534 --> 00:02:01,466 Too soon, Dean. 51 00:02:01,468 --> 00:02:02,700 Maybe I'll just call a cab. 52 00:02:02,702 --> 00:02:05,669 Would you like me to call you a cab? 53 00:02:05,671 --> 00:02:06,570 (whimpers) 54 00:02:06,572 --> 00:02:07,436 (Hank) Hey, Pop? 55 00:02:07,438 --> 00:02:11,005 Pretty much the Avengers are on our porch. 56 00:02:11,007 --> 00:02:12,839 Whoa. 57 00:02:12,841 --> 00:02:13,941 Good morning, citizen Venture. 58 00:02:13,943 --> 00:02:15,041 Welcome to the neighborhood. 59 00:02:15,043 --> 00:02:17,642 (Dr. Venture) All right. Who are you, and what are you selling? 60 00:02:17,644 --> 00:02:19,443 If it's cookies, I'll take two boxes of thin mints. 61 00:02:19,445 --> 00:02:22,045 If it's religion, you can leave the way you came. 62 00:02:22,047 --> 00:02:23,046 (chuckles) 63 00:02:23,048 --> 00:02:25,480 No, we represent the Crusaders' Action League. 64 00:02:25,482 --> 00:02:27,381 And all we're selling is peace of mind. 65 00:02:27,383 --> 00:02:29,083 (flatly) Are you tired of feeling afraid? 66 00:02:29,085 --> 00:02:31,917 C.A.L. is here to protect you and your property 67 00:02:31,919 --> 00:02:32,985 from all costumed menace, 68 00:02:32,987 --> 00:02:34,819 be it terrestrial, extraterrestrial, 69 00:02:34,821 --> 00:02:35,887 or supernatural in origin. 70 00:02:35,889 --> 00:02:37,754 C.A.L. offers convenient monthly payments 71 00:02:37,756 --> 00:02:38,889 and a plan to fit any budget, 72 00:02:38,891 --> 00:02:40,456 so let's go ahead and get you started 73 00:02:40,458 --> 00:02:41,590 with your gold plan today, okay? 74 00:02:41,592 --> 00:02:46,060 And...Why would I need the cast of "Godspell" for protection? 75 00:02:46,062 --> 00:02:48,628 Take a good, hard look over there, mortal. 76 00:02:48,630 --> 00:02:49,995 See that looming black phallus? 77 00:02:49,997 --> 00:02:53,331 It's turgid with the city's nastiest super-villains, 78 00:02:53,333 --> 00:02:57,099 and it's got a rape-on for super-scientists like you. 79 00:02:57,101 --> 00:02:58,033 I thought superheroes 80 00:02:58,035 --> 00:02:59,667 were just supposed to help people for free. 81 00:02:59,669 --> 00:03:02,402 Ha, yeah. Amateur superheroes. 82 00:03:02,404 --> 00:03:03,770 Yeah, well, this building's 83 00:03:03,772 --> 00:03:07,205 already got professional protection ... mine. 84 00:03:07,207 --> 00:03:10,574 Ohh... O.S.I. 85 00:03:10,576 --> 00:03:13,509 Way to do your homework, Tosh. 86 00:03:15,879 --> 00:03:17,511 (Monarch sighs) 87 00:03:17,513 --> 00:03:19,813 Oh, hey. T-there's coffee. 88 00:03:19,815 --> 00:03:22,982 (sighs) Thank God. Where is doctor-my-wife? 89 00:03:22,984 --> 00:03:25,049 Oh, she had to leave at dawn for some Guild thing. 90 00:03:25,051 --> 00:03:29,051 Señor Gary, las nuevas puertas ya llegaron. Donde las ponemos? 91 00:03:29,053 --> 00:03:32,153 Oh, uh... Deje las en la entrada. 92 00:03:32,155 --> 00:03:33,622 Uh, gracias, Manolo. 93 00:03:33,624 --> 00:03:35,990 Since when do you speak whatever that was? 94 00:03:35,992 --> 00:03:37,690 Oh, long time. 95 00:03:38,460 --> 00:03:39,658 What? I got Rosetta Stone. 96 00:03:39,660 --> 00:03:42,994 Why are you hiding that newspaper? 97 00:03:42,996 --> 00:03:44,160 What, this? Wait, wait, wait. 98 00:03:44,162 --> 00:03:46,629 I was gonna show it to you after you had your coffee! 99 00:03:46,631 --> 00:03:48,097 I just didn't want you to flip out. 100 00:03:48,099 --> 00:03:50,632 Why would I flip out over the cubs beating the mets? 101 00:03:50,634 --> 00:03:53,600 I don't even follow baseb... oh, wait. 102 00:03:53,602 --> 00:03:54,667 You meant flip out because 103 00:03:54,669 --> 00:03:57,035 while I'm stuck being the slumlord king 104 00:03:57,037 --> 00:03:57,969 of Craphole county, 105 00:03:57,971 --> 00:04:01,604 my enemy's basking in his ivory [bleep] tower?! 106 00:04:01,606 --> 00:04:02,939 Yeah. That. 107 00:04:02,941 --> 00:04:04,573 We're going there. Today. 108 00:04:04,575 --> 00:04:06,574 No, dude, we are not set up for arching yet. 109 00:04:06,576 --> 00:04:10,744 Who's talking about arching? We shall merely reconnoiter! 110 00:04:11,309 --> 00:04:12,727 That's a weird word, huh? 111 00:04:13,343 --> 00:04:15,404 (Phantom Limb) This meeting of the Council of 13 112 00:04:15,404 --> 00:04:16,915 will now come to order. 113 00:04:16,915 --> 00:04:18,548 Is everyone present? 114 00:04:18,550 --> 00:04:19,482 All seven of us. 115 00:04:19,484 --> 00:04:21,716 Six. We only count as one. 116 00:04:21,718 --> 00:04:23,618 Hey, where's the Sovereign at? 117 00:04:23,620 --> 00:04:24,184 I'll call him. 118 00:04:24,186 --> 00:04:25,986 Killinger! Killinger! Killinger! 119 00:04:25,988 --> 00:04:27,720 What on earth are you doing? 120 00:04:27,722 --> 00:04:29,254 He's not Betelgeuse, you lunatic. 121 00:04:29,256 --> 00:04:31,822 (Watch) He's not your new Sovereign, either. 122 00:04:31,824 --> 00:04:32,757 He left you this book. 123 00:04:32,759 --> 00:04:35,125 Said it contained everything you need to know 124 00:04:35,127 --> 00:04:36,226 to run the Guild yourselves. 125 00:04:36,228 --> 00:04:38,727 Well, did he say anything else? Don't sit. 126 00:04:38,729 --> 00:04:41,595 Um... The only other thing he said was 127 00:04:41,597 --> 00:04:43,797 (German accent) "My work here is done." 128 00:04:43,799 --> 00:04:45,197 And then he just... disappeared. 129 00:04:45,199 --> 00:04:47,766 Well, who is to be our new Sovereign, then? 130 00:04:47,768 --> 00:04:49,833 You know, in its earliest iteration, 131 00:04:49,835 --> 00:04:51,768 the guild didn't even have a sovereign. 132 00:04:51,770 --> 00:04:55,871 The council of 13 were all equals who ruled by committee. 133 00:04:55,873 --> 00:04:56,837 Preposterous! 134 00:04:56,839 --> 00:04:59,539 Without a strong leader, the membership would revolt. 135 00:04:59,541 --> 00:05:01,552 Oh, they're all about to revolt anyway. 136 00:05:01,614 --> 00:05:03,804 Our last "strong leader" 137 00:05:03,882 --> 00:05:06,042 left a huge mess after Gargantua-2. 138 00:05:06,279 --> 00:05:08,711 We got to put these people at ease. 139 00:05:08,713 --> 00:05:11,613 Indeed. The rumor mill runs rampant 140 00:05:11,615 --> 00:05:12,680 amongst the rank and file. 141 00:05:12,682 --> 00:05:17,483 I suggest we hold a town-hall meeting to address said rumors. 142 00:05:17,485 --> 00:05:19,684 - (grunts) Seconded. - Agreed. 143 00:05:19,686 --> 00:05:20,785 But they must never know 144 00:05:20,787 --> 00:05:23,220 how close we came to losing this Guild. 145 00:05:23,222 --> 00:05:27,109 For now, we need to assure them it's business as usual. 146 00:05:28,292 --> 00:05:29,857 (breathing heavily) 147 00:05:29,859 --> 00:05:31,858 (applause) (Brown Widow) No, no, please. 148 00:05:31,860 --> 00:05:33,360 It's you who deserve the applause. 149 00:05:33,362 --> 00:05:34,665 You've been a great audience, 150 00:05:34,695 --> 00:05:37,355 and I hope to see all of you when the semester starts. 151 00:05:38,195 --> 00:05:39,260 D-did I miss the tour? 152 00:05:39,332 --> 00:05:41,698 The subways are really confusing. 153 00:05:41,700 --> 00:05:42,832 'fraid so, kid. Wait. 154 00:05:42,834 --> 00:05:45,334 You're the Venture boy, aren't you? 155 00:05:45,336 --> 00:05:46,467 Wh... how did you know that? 156 00:05:46,469 --> 00:05:49,069 We used to be neighbors! Don't you remember me? 157 00:05:49,071 --> 00:05:51,670 ♪ Who's Rusty? ♪ 158 00:05:51,672 --> 00:05:52,471 Uh... 159 00:05:52,473 --> 00:05:53,405 ♪ I'm Rusty! ♪ 160 00:05:53,407 --> 00:05:55,573 No? Okay, well, while you think about it, 161 00:05:55,575 --> 00:05:56,740 how about I show you around? 162 00:05:56,742 --> 00:05:59,509 I'm something of a big man on campus around here, and ... 163 00:05:59,511 --> 00:06:00,643 (chuckles) Hey, lover boy! 164 00:06:00,645 --> 00:06:02,777 Um, I think that guy's trying to ... 165 00:06:02,779 --> 00:06:03,578 just ignore him. 166 00:06:03,580 --> 00:06:05,446 What, are you working for the weekend? 167 00:06:05,448 --> 00:06:08,680 Here, maybe you could use a little pick-me-up! 168 00:06:08,682 --> 00:06:09,381 Uh-oh! 169 00:06:09,383 --> 00:06:11,583 My campus tour guide sense is telling me Tosh Tompkins 170 00:06:11,652 --> 00:06:13,317 is fixing to throw his energy drink at me. 171 00:06:13,325 --> 00:06:14,891 With my incredible spider-esque reflexes, 172 00:06:15,587 --> 00:06:16,585 I could easily dodge it. 173 00:06:16,587 --> 00:06:19,579 Or I could spin a web, pretty much any size, to catch it. 174 00:06:19,789 --> 00:06:22,589 But then the whole campus would learn my secret identity. 175 00:06:22,591 --> 00:06:23,390 Are you okay? 176 00:06:23,392 --> 00:06:25,458 And that could put my poor old aunt ... 177 00:06:25,460 --> 00:06:26,358 (grunts) Oh. 178 00:06:26,360 --> 00:06:29,660 Mark Knoepfler crapped his pants! Again! 179 00:06:29,662 --> 00:06:32,729 That guy goes here? He's like 40. 180 00:06:32,731 --> 00:06:34,596 Yeah, he's a teacher. 181 00:06:34,598 --> 00:06:36,664 I didn't, you know, crap my pants. 182 00:06:36,666 --> 00:06:38,932 Yeah I-I know. I remember you now. 183 00:06:38,934 --> 00:06:40,000 (camera shutters clicking) 184 00:06:40,002 --> 00:06:41,634 Tell me that's the last of these. 185 00:06:41,636 --> 00:06:44,302 Nope. You still got St. Abernathy's, 186 00:06:44,304 --> 00:06:45,003 the, ah, Can-do Club, 187 00:06:45,005 --> 00:06:47,037 and the Friends of Fox-Fordyce disease. 188 00:06:47,039 --> 00:06:50,506 Ugh. It's a wonder my brother had any money left. 189 00:06:50,508 --> 00:06:51,640 Can't you do this? 190 00:06:51,642 --> 00:06:52,440 No can do. 191 00:06:52,442 --> 00:06:54,875 Already late for me appointment at our queens facility. 192 00:06:54,877 --> 00:06:56,843 'course, I wouldn't have to go 193 00:06:56,845 --> 00:06:58,810 if in ya didn't fire everyone else. 194 00:06:58,812 --> 00:07:03,381 Give me regards to the Sebaceous Cyst Society. 195 00:07:03,383 --> 00:07:05,682 ♪♪ 196 00:07:08,652 --> 00:07:11,652 Arr! Taxi! 197 00:07:11,654 --> 00:07:15,454 ♪ Okay, there's four guards in the lobby ♪ 198 00:07:15,456 --> 00:07:19,657 ♪ Checkin' everyone's I.D. cards ♪ 199 00:07:19,659 --> 00:07:23,692 ♪ But I happened to steal one a them cards ♪ 200 00:07:23,694 --> 00:07:28,062 ♪ When a very nice guard gave me a quarter ♪ 201 00:07:28,064 --> 00:07:30,897 Oy! Where'd you get that?! 202 00:07:30,899 --> 00:07:32,932 (screams) 203 00:07:32,934 --> 00:07:34,766 Hey! Hey! 204 00:07:34,768 --> 00:07:35,500 Ah! Run! 205 00:07:35,502 --> 00:07:36,867 (Policeman) I'm in pursuit! 206 00:07:36,869 --> 00:07:38,801 Suspect is fleeing on foot! 207 00:07:38,803 --> 00:07:40,403 Youse okay, sir? 208 00:07:40,405 --> 00:07:41,703 (Groans) Oh, ooh! 209 00:07:41,705 --> 00:07:44,004 I feel fantastic! 210 00:07:44,006 --> 00:07:44,939 (Crowd murmuring) 211 00:07:44,941 --> 00:07:46,706 (Dr. Girlfriend) Okay, people, please. 212 00:07:46,708 --> 00:07:49,408 Calm down. One at a time. 213 00:07:49,410 --> 00:07:51,009 My arch died six months ago, 214 00:07:51,011 --> 00:07:53,110 and I'm still waiting for a new one. 215 00:07:53,112 --> 00:07:55,879 (Russian accent) My disability checks stop coming! 216 00:07:55,881 --> 00:07:58,447 This is not growing back. I am not real gecko. 217 00:07:58,449 --> 00:08:00,415 The website is a total disaster! Epic fail. 218 00:08:00,417 --> 00:08:03,950 (Dr. Girlfriend) Okay, these are valid complaints, people, 219 00:08:03,952 --> 00:08:05,451 but we called this meeting to ... 220 00:08:05,453 --> 00:08:09,587 well, why don't I just let the Sovereign tell you himself? 221 00:08:09,589 --> 00:08:11,521 Greetings, my loyal constituents. 222 00:08:11,523 --> 00:08:15,924 It is I, your Sovereign, making a rare public appearance 223 00:08:15,926 --> 00:08:19,826 to assure you that the guild is as strong as ever. 224 00:08:19,828 --> 00:08:22,728 I call bullpoo! That's not the Sovereign. 225 00:08:22,730 --> 00:08:24,596 The real Sovereign went ape-o 226 00:08:24,598 --> 00:08:27,030 and tried to kill the Council of 13. 227 00:08:27,032 --> 00:08:29,665 I was there! And so was she! 228 00:08:29,667 --> 00:08:32,968 (Sighs) All right, the jig is up, Hamilton. 229 00:08:32,970 --> 00:08:36,736 Turn it off and come on out. 230 00:08:36,738 --> 00:08:37,670 (Scoffs) No way! 231 00:08:37,672 --> 00:08:39,771 If Phantom Limb is the Sovereign, 232 00:08:39,773 --> 00:08:40,706 I'm moving to Canada. 233 00:08:40,708 --> 00:08:42,873 No, no, no. He's not the Sovereign. 234 00:08:42,875 --> 00:08:44,808 The Sovereign... 235 00:08:47,845 --> 00:08:49,043 The Sovereign is dead. 236 00:08:49,045 --> 00:08:51,545 (crowd gasping, murmuring) But the Guild isn't, people! 237 00:08:51,547 --> 00:08:54,880 From now on, the Council of 13 will lead us all. 238 00:08:54,882 --> 00:08:58,450 Oh, great. More anonymous heads in charge. 239 00:08:58,452 --> 00:08:59,516 And where are they? 240 00:08:59,518 --> 00:09:01,618 Uh, you're looking at 'em. 241 00:09:01,620 --> 00:09:02,652 (crowd murmuring) 242 00:09:02,654 --> 00:09:04,987 Um, shouldn't there be 13 of you? 243 00:09:04,989 --> 00:09:05,954 Excellent question. 244 00:09:05,956 --> 00:09:07,755 Uh, we'll be screening candidates 245 00:09:07,757 --> 00:09:09,656 to fill the empty seats very soon. 246 00:09:09,658 --> 00:09:11,724 Uh, will the council be more diverse, because, 247 00:09:11,726 --> 00:09:13,625 I, for one, would like to see more women 248 00:09:13,627 --> 00:09:15,024 in positions of authority. 249 00:09:15,134 --> 00:09:17,993 - And more people of color. - And more people of color! 250 00:09:18,046 --> 00:09:21,387 Maybe? Look, we don't have all the answers right now, 251 00:09:21,413 --> 00:09:23,413 but we promise you this... 252 00:09:23,439 --> 00:09:26,025 ... the Guild will be great once more, 253 00:09:26,068 --> 00:09:28,967 and your Council of 13 is here for you. 254 00:09:28,969 --> 00:09:31,202 (elevator bell dings) (yawns) 255 00:09:31,204 --> 00:09:33,037 What? No. Why would I want those? 256 00:09:33,039 --> 00:09:35,505 Red moco cooler for the Doctor? 257 00:09:35,507 --> 00:09:38,374 Ah, don't mind if I do. 258 00:09:39,476 --> 00:09:40,775 Ahh. 259 00:09:40,777 --> 00:09:43,076 What ... What is all this? 260 00:09:43,078 --> 00:09:45,711 Hey, Pop! Welcome to the Hank cave! 261 00:09:45,713 --> 00:09:46,711 Hup! 262 00:09:46,713 --> 00:09:48,380 Hank, what did you do? 263 00:09:48,382 --> 00:09:51,481 Did you know you can buy pretty much anything online? 264 00:09:51,483 --> 00:09:52,448 Who is this person? 265 00:09:52,450 --> 00:09:55,083 The Amazing Flippo. He's teaching me trapeze. 266 00:09:55,085 --> 00:09:56,651 Yeah, well, Flippo has to go. 267 00:09:56,653 --> 00:09:59,552 In fact, all of this stuff has to go ... the video games, 268 00:09:59,554 --> 00:10:03,788 the massage chair, the gigantic stuffed giraffe. 269 00:10:03,790 --> 00:10:05,056 Oh, my God! 270 00:10:05,058 --> 00:10:06,923 Yeah, I got that one for Dean. 271 00:10:06,925 --> 00:10:08,624 Get it out of my house! 272 00:10:08,626 --> 00:10:09,759 No, not Mr. Reachmore! 273 00:10:09,761 --> 00:10:11,793 Boys, just because we're billionaires 274 00:10:11,795 --> 00:10:12,861 doesn't mean you can spend 275 00:10:12,863 --> 00:10:14,561 my hard-inherited money willy-nilly! 276 00:10:14,563 --> 00:10:16,462 - Pbht! Why not? - Because ... 277 00:10:16,464 --> 00:10:17,463 (elevator bell dings) 278 00:10:17,465 --> 00:10:19,898 Just hand over your damn credit card, Hank. 279 00:10:19,900 --> 00:10:22,166 Hey, Doc. You expecting company? 280 00:10:22,168 --> 00:10:23,034 I don't know. 281 00:10:23,036 --> 00:10:26,568 Is Flippo's flying family circus bringing lions over? 282 00:10:27,266 --> 00:10:29,899 (elevator bell dings) 283 00:10:29,901 --> 00:10:30,866 (gun cocks) 284 00:10:30,868 --> 00:10:32,166 Stand down, Sergeant. 285 00:10:32,168 --> 00:10:33,268 -Brock! -Brock! 286 00:10:33,270 --> 00:10:34,201 Agent Brock Samson, 287 00:10:34,203 --> 00:10:37,937 Office of Secret Intelligence, reporting for duty. 288 00:10:38,229 --> 00:10:39,876 (Hatred) What do you mean "re-assigned"?! 289 00:10:40,030 --> 00:10:42,286 The Ventures were like a family to me! 290 00:10:42,414 --> 00:10:45,951 O.S.I. agents have no family but the O.S.I., Sergeant Sappy. 291 00:10:46,034 --> 00:10:46,966 The game's changed. 292 00:10:47,050 --> 00:10:48,582 Venture's back in the big leagues now, 293 00:10:48,584 --> 00:10:51,184 and I need my star player to take the ball. 294 00:10:51,186 --> 00:10:52,984 So, I'm stuck warming the bench? 295 00:10:52,986 --> 00:10:55,386 I'm not built for a desk job, General. 296 00:10:55,388 --> 00:10:56,620 Give me a new client. 297 00:10:56,622 --> 00:10:57,321 No dice. 298 00:10:57,323 --> 00:10:59,189 The only unassigned scientist we got right now 299 00:10:59,191 --> 00:11:02,291 is, eh, Jimmy Jigowatt out of Deer Park, Texas. 300 00:11:02,293 --> 00:11:03,558 Fine. Put me on him, then. 301 00:11:03,560 --> 00:11:05,193 He's a 9-year-old boy genius, 302 00:11:05,195 --> 00:11:06,893 and he's cute as a damn button. 303 00:11:06,895 --> 00:11:09,128 You are the last thing I am putting on him. 304 00:11:09,130 --> 00:11:13,363 Choice is yours, Sergeant ... desk or the door. 305 00:11:13,365 --> 00:11:15,065 (Dr. Venture) I'm waiting! 306 00:11:15,067 --> 00:11:16,933 Will you hang on a minute, Doc? 307 00:11:16,935 --> 00:11:18,066 I just got to grab my ... Hey! 308 00:11:18,068 --> 00:11:19,467 What the hell are you doing in my room?! 309 00:11:19,469 --> 00:11:23,102 Oh, I, uh ... say, this ain't me treasure chest at all! 310 00:11:23,104 --> 00:11:25,171 Uh, my mistake, Brock. I'll be shovin' off now! 311 00:11:25,173 --> 00:11:29,273 Oh, captain, I won't be coming into the office today. 312 00:11:29,275 --> 00:11:31,041 I have a ... 313 00:11:31,043 --> 00:11:32,975 guess we're taking the stairs. 314 00:11:32,977 --> 00:11:34,109 Oh, yeah. 315 00:11:34,111 --> 00:11:37,345 Give it up for me, you beautiful, black bitch. 316 00:11:37,347 --> 00:11:40,147 Whisper sweet nothings in me ear. 317 00:11:40,149 --> 00:11:42,782 (Grunts, sighs) 318 00:11:44,718 --> 00:11:47,518 ♪♪ 319 00:11:59,360 --> 00:12:00,692 So, where we headed? 320 00:12:00,694 --> 00:12:05,028 To settle an old score with the Italian. 321 00:12:05,030 --> 00:12:06,028 (bell rings) 322 00:12:06,030 --> 00:12:09,097 Little Italy? We could have taken the car, Doc. 323 00:12:09,099 --> 00:12:11,065 Cars are for millionaires, Brock. 324 00:12:11,067 --> 00:12:13,099 My God, it hasn't changed a bit. 325 00:12:13,101 --> 00:12:14,000 Is that the same cat? 326 00:12:14,002 --> 00:12:18,102 Buon giorno, signore. How can I ... (gasps) 327 00:12:18,104 --> 00:12:19,670 You. 328 00:12:19,672 --> 00:12:21,638 Hello again, Enzo. 329 00:12:21,640 --> 00:12:22,439 Excuse me. 330 00:12:22,441 --> 00:12:24,673 Does this one come in green chain mail? 331 00:12:24,675 --> 00:12:26,808 You, out. Andiamo. 332 00:12:28,477 --> 00:12:30,277 You got a lot of a-nerve 333 00:12:30,279 --> 00:12:32,645 a-showing your faccia in here. 334 00:12:32,647 --> 00:12:35,113 I'm here to make things right, Enzo. 335 00:12:35,115 --> 00:12:37,914 I wish to see the Ambassador. 336 00:12:39,084 --> 00:12:39,649 (Spits) 337 00:12:39,651 --> 00:12:43,551 No, Brock. It's a Sicilian thing. 338 00:12:49,223 --> 00:12:52,523 Let no money come between brothers. 339 00:12:52,525 --> 00:12:53,423 He's forgiven me. 340 00:12:53,425 --> 00:12:56,392 (Laughs) Dottore the Rusty, eh? 341 00:12:56,394 --> 00:12:58,326 Oh, you look exactly the same! 342 00:12:58,328 --> 00:13:01,428 Except-a for no hair and a-very much older. 343 00:13:01,430 --> 00:13:04,264 I will fetch the Ambasciatore. 344 00:13:04,566 --> 00:13:06,331 What the [bleep] was that all about? 345 00:13:06,333 --> 00:13:08,899 20 years ago, after inheriting my father's fortune, 346 00:13:08,901 --> 00:13:13,036 I placed an order for one of Enzo's "specialty items." 347 00:13:13,038 --> 00:13:14,336 I never came back for it. 348 00:13:14,338 --> 00:13:16,435 So, who's this ambassador? His boss? 349 00:13:16,473 --> 00:13:17,338 It is time. 350 00:13:17,340 --> 00:13:20,607 Presento the Ambasciatore. 351 00:13:20,609 --> 00:13:22,230 My God, Enzo. 352 00:13:22,477 --> 00:13:24,576 It's even more beautiful than I remembered. 353 00:13:24,578 --> 00:13:27,277 -A [bleep] jumpsuit? -(gasps) Santa Maria! 354 00:13:27,279 --> 00:13:29,846 Bespoke speedsuit, Brock! 355 00:13:29,848 --> 00:13:31,713 Forgive him, Enzo. 356 00:13:31,715 --> 00:13:32,481 (spits) 357 00:13:32,483 --> 00:13:34,348 Well, I thought it went pretty well. 358 00:13:34,350 --> 00:13:35,515 (Phantom Limb) Oh, yay for you. 359 00:13:35,517 --> 00:13:37,517 You managed to impress a pathetic rabble 360 00:13:37,519 --> 00:13:39,385 of third-rate has-beens and never-wases. 361 00:13:39,387 --> 00:13:42,353 Lovely way to talk about your constituents, Hamilton. 362 00:13:42,355 --> 00:13:44,688 He do got a point, though, Madam Monarch. 363 00:13:44,690 --> 00:13:47,189 There wasn't anybody there above a level six. 364 00:13:47,191 --> 00:13:50,591 Well, that's because no one from the New York chapter 365 00:13:50,593 --> 00:13:51,425 bothered to show up. 366 00:13:51,427 --> 00:13:53,259 New York has always been aloof, 367 00:13:53,261 --> 00:13:54,927 constantly threatening to secede. 368 00:13:54,929 --> 00:13:56,762 If New York secedes, we're done for. 369 00:13:56,764 --> 00:13:59,597 We must reach out to their leadership personally, 370 00:13:59,599 --> 00:14:01,364 perhaps offer them a seat on the council. 371 00:14:01,366 --> 00:14:05,234 Exactly. If we can just land one big fish, 372 00:14:05,236 --> 00:14:06,701 the rest will swim along. 373 00:14:06,703 --> 00:14:08,869 I'm glad you agree, because tonight, 374 00:14:08,871 --> 00:14:14,539 you've got a date with their biggest fish of all. 375 00:14:14,541 --> 00:14:16,306 Go fish. 376 00:14:16,308 --> 00:14:18,374 -Hey, honey? -Hey, pookums. 377 00:14:18,376 --> 00:14:21,610 Look ... we found an old deck of cards inside a wall. 378 00:14:21,612 --> 00:14:23,611 I've ... I've got to go into the city. 379 00:14:23,613 --> 00:14:24,779 Work just sprung this on me. 380 00:14:24,781 --> 00:14:27,447 It's a whole classified thing. I'm sorry. 381 00:14:27,449 --> 00:14:30,648 No, no, no, that's okay, my little breadwinner. 382 00:14:30,650 --> 00:14:34,217 The Monarch understands. Mwah! 383 00:14:34,219 --> 00:14:36,485 O-kay. 384 00:14:36,487 --> 00:14:38,520 (door creaks shut) 385 00:14:38,522 --> 00:14:39,554 All right. Let's do this. 386 00:14:39,556 --> 00:14:41,822 If we hurry, we can catch the 6:00 path train to the ... 387 00:14:41,824 --> 00:14:43,189 oh, man. That commute is brutal. 388 00:14:43,191 --> 00:14:45,457 Can't arching wait till we get a new cocoon? 389 00:14:45,459 --> 00:14:46,658 We don't even have henchmen yet. 390 00:14:46,660 --> 00:14:49,660 Disculpeme señor Gary? Ya termine por el dia. 391 00:14:49,662 --> 00:14:52,660 Uh, gracias, Manolo. Uh, lo veo mañana. 392 00:14:55,232 --> 00:14:58,432 -Manolo! Wait! Wait! -Manolo! Manolo! Manolo! 393 00:14:59,247 --> 00:15:01,312 (knock on door) Yeah? 394 00:15:01,379 --> 00:15:03,401 Heya, Brock. Can I borrow your binoculars 395 00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:05,702 to look for naked ladies off the roof? 396 00:15:05,704 --> 00:15:06,770 (chuckles) Sure. 397 00:15:06,772 --> 00:15:09,572 Oh, god damn, Hank. Those outfits are killing me. 398 00:15:09,574 --> 00:15:12,907 Every time I see you, I want to wring your neck. 399 00:15:12,909 --> 00:15:13,707 Gosh, Brock. 400 00:15:13,709 --> 00:15:15,742 It's great to have you back, too. 401 00:15:15,744 --> 00:15:16,643 Look, I'm sorry. 402 00:15:16,645 --> 00:15:19,411 I just ... I can't stand that Bieber kid. 403 00:15:19,413 --> 00:15:20,378 He's such a punk. 404 00:15:20,380 --> 00:15:21,612 Yeah, but chicks dig him. 405 00:15:21,614 --> 00:15:23,613 Nah, Hank. What chicks really dig 406 00:15:23,615 --> 00:15:25,381 is a guy who's confident enough 407 00:15:25,383 --> 00:15:28,149 to be himself, like Steve McQueen. 408 00:15:28,151 --> 00:15:28,917 Who? 409 00:15:28,919 --> 00:15:31,285 (Sighs) Google him. 410 00:15:32,921 --> 00:15:35,887 Ha! Excellent work, Henchman Uno. 411 00:15:35,889 --> 00:15:37,556 Dejelo corriendo, Manolo. 412 00:15:37,558 --> 00:15:40,890 (Hatred) (scoffs) Lookit these two slobs. 413 00:15:40,892 --> 00:15:44,126 Just as I thought. 414 00:15:45,228 --> 00:15:45,960 Tuck that shirt in. 415 00:15:45,962 --> 00:15:48,328 (Badhul) please make yourself comfortable, 416 00:15:48,330 --> 00:15:49,196 Dr. Mrs. the Monarch. 417 00:15:49,198 --> 00:15:51,831 I shall inform our host that you have arrived. 418 00:15:51,833 --> 00:15:55,599 He is... most excited to meet you. 419 00:15:59,537 --> 00:16:02,571 (breathing heavily) Welcome, councilwoman. 420 00:16:02,573 --> 00:16:05,338 You're even lovelier than I'd heard. 421 00:16:05,340 --> 00:16:07,773 Lice, some privacy, please. 422 00:16:07,775 --> 00:16:10,575 (Dr. Girlfriend) i just really want to thank you 423 00:16:10,577 --> 00:16:11,609 for seeing me, Wide Wale. 424 00:16:11,611 --> 00:16:13,210 It's no secret that New York is where 425 00:16:13,212 --> 00:16:16,812 a lot of the guild's top-tier villains hang their helmets. 426 00:16:16,814 --> 00:16:18,646 Uh, can ... can you even hear me? 427 00:16:18,648 --> 00:16:21,915 Yes, and you needn't give me the hard sell. 428 00:16:21,917 --> 00:16:22,815 Your Phantom Limb 429 00:16:22,817 --> 00:16:24,951 already offered me a seat on the council. 430 00:16:24,953 --> 00:16:26,885 Oh. Then why am I here? 431 00:16:26,887 --> 00:16:29,787 Because that's not gonna be enough to sway me. 432 00:16:29,789 --> 00:16:34,590 I wish to discuss a deal of a more, uh, personal nature. 433 00:16:34,592 --> 00:16:37,592 Just how far are you willing to go 434 00:16:37,594 --> 00:16:40,626 to serve your guild, councilwoman? 435 00:16:40,628 --> 00:16:44,562 Hey, I know her! (sighs) 436 00:16:44,564 --> 00:16:45,562 All right, New York. 437 00:16:45,564 --> 00:16:47,763 Show me something I haven't seen. 438 00:16:47,765 --> 00:16:51,566 Hmm? Well, hello there. 439 00:16:58,772 --> 00:16:59,505 (gasps) 440 00:16:59,507 --> 00:17:01,839 Hey, you guys are early. 441 00:17:01,841 --> 00:17:04,174 Shift doesn't start till ... 442 00:17:05,776 --> 00:17:07,742 (elevator bell dings) 443 00:17:08,378 --> 00:17:09,644 Retina scan, please. 444 00:17:09,646 --> 00:17:11,411 Crap. I didn't know they had one of these. 445 00:17:11,413 --> 00:17:12,945 (sighs) Out of the way. 446 00:17:12,947 --> 00:17:15,180 Yeah, that's not gonna work. 447 00:17:15,883 --> 00:17:19,016 - Unauthorized entry. - Nice one, genius. 448 00:17:19,018 --> 00:17:20,483 -(screams) -Oh! 449 00:17:20,485 --> 00:17:21,863 Welcome to hell, fellas! 450 00:17:21,932 --> 00:17:22,731 Oh, my God! 451 00:17:22,765 --> 00:17:24,650 We're locked in an elevator with the devil! 452 00:17:24,822 --> 00:17:27,288 Just like that movie... "Devil!" 453 00:17:27,290 --> 00:17:29,489 Hey, Brock, can I borrow your O.S.I. 454 00:17:29,491 --> 00:17:31,790 gas-powered tactical grapple gun? 455 00:17:31,792 --> 00:17:32,724 - Thanks! - Huh? 456 00:17:32,726 --> 00:17:35,492 (breathing heavily) 457 00:17:38,563 --> 00:17:39,662 Oh, my stars and garters! 458 00:17:39,664 --> 00:17:42,397 I have shots fired near Columbus Circle! 459 00:17:42,399 --> 00:17:43,864 They came from Ven-Tech Tower! 460 00:17:43,866 --> 00:17:45,865 Oh, all right. Never mind, then. 461 00:17:45,867 --> 00:17:48,600 Hank! No! 462 00:17:49,870 --> 00:17:51,869 Some ape threw a kid off the roof! 463 00:17:51,871 --> 00:17:54,938 Take him, Archer! I'll save the man-spawn! 464 00:17:54,940 --> 00:17:58,740 Warriana, no! Paying customers only. 465 00:18:05,546 --> 00:18:07,546 Holy crap. Whoever this villain is, 466 00:18:07,547 --> 00:18:10,413 he's powerful enough to take out Warriana! 467 00:18:10,415 --> 00:18:12,515 Crusaders, convene! 468 00:18:12,517 --> 00:18:14,983 Hank! Just hang on! I'm coming! 469 00:18:14,985 --> 00:18:18,051 Ow! Ah! Who the [bleep] are you? 470 00:18:18,053 --> 00:18:20,953 You're dancing with the fallen Archer now, big man! 471 00:18:20,955 --> 00:18:23,922 Too bad you've got two left feet. 472 00:18:29,494 --> 00:18:31,960 No, no. Don't ... 473 00:18:31,962 --> 00:18:33,294 oh, oh, God. 474 00:18:33,296 --> 00:18:34,862 (Roars) 475 00:18:34,864 --> 00:18:36,262 Shit! 476 00:18:37,731 --> 00:18:40,198 Don't even try it, big stuff. 477 00:18:44,903 --> 00:18:46,502 Huh? 478 00:18:46,504 --> 00:18:48,136 Pop, I think Brock's in trouble. 479 00:18:48,138 --> 00:18:50,971 Oh, just ... hello? Hold on, son. 480 00:18:50,973 --> 00:18:52,005 Either I just sent you a text, 481 00:18:52,007 --> 00:18:53,606 or I accidentally took a picture of my ... 482 00:18:53,608 --> 00:18:54,473 Ew! You did both. 483 00:18:54,475 --> 00:18:58,676 Emergency! Please proceed to the panic room, Dr. Venture. 484 00:18:58,678 --> 00:19:00,944 I will subdue the intruders. 485 00:19:05,014 --> 00:19:06,614 (beeps) 486 00:19:18,923 --> 00:19:22,656 Come on, lady, wake up! 487 00:19:23,993 --> 00:19:27,492 Huh? 488 00:19:27,494 --> 00:19:30,828 Hi. (screams) 489 00:19:30,830 --> 00:19:33,697 (Night Dick) Hang on, kid. I've got you. 490 00:19:33,697 --> 00:19:34,746 Who are you? 491 00:19:34,746 --> 00:19:37,421 Detective Richard Knight was just an ordinary cop 492 00:19:37,453 --> 00:19:39,834 until the night the mob gunned him down 493 00:19:39,836 --> 00:19:41,101 and left him for dead. 494 00:19:41,103 --> 00:19:43,936 That was the night he took the law into his own hands. 495 00:19:43,938 --> 00:19:48,105 That was the night he became... Night Dick. 496 00:19:48,107 --> 00:19:49,973 -(chuckles) -What? 497 00:19:49,975 --> 00:19:54,076 So, if I do this, the New York chapter 498 00:19:54,078 --> 00:19:57,044 will put its full support behind the new Guild? 499 00:19:57,046 --> 00:19:59,945 That's the deal. Not much to ask. 500 00:19:59,947 --> 00:20:02,806 (sighs) I-I don't know. It's just my husband ... 501 00:20:02,908 --> 00:20:05,306 Is a mere level 6, 502 00:20:05,531 --> 00:20:08,718 whereas I am a full 10. 503 00:20:08,720 --> 00:20:10,652 I was gonna say "jealous" actually. 504 00:20:10,654 --> 00:20:11,753 Emotions have no place here. 505 00:20:11,755 --> 00:20:16,089 This thing of ours ... this is, uh, purely business. 506 00:20:16,091 --> 00:20:18,123 (grunts) Hit me again! 507 00:20:18,125 --> 00:20:20,424 The dart monkey's still on me back, 508 00:20:20,426 --> 00:20:22,425 and he's screamin' bloody murder! 509 00:20:22,427 --> 00:20:24,194 That's it. I'm empty, you freak. 510 00:20:24,196 --> 00:20:26,629 Why are you [bleep] holdin' out on me?! 511 00:20:26,631 --> 00:20:29,864 Man, screw this. This is not our night. 512 00:20:29,866 --> 00:20:31,698 And that guy needs help. 513 00:20:31,700 --> 00:20:32,999 Whatever. You can call Dr. Drew 514 00:20:33,001 --> 00:20:35,634 after you use your claw to gouge out his eye. 515 00:20:35,636 --> 00:20:37,701 Wh... What are you, a monster?! 516 00:20:37,703 --> 00:20:39,603 Wh... For the retina... thing. 517 00:20:39,605 --> 00:20:40,603 Just pick him up! 518 00:20:40,605 --> 00:20:43,071 (grunting) Oh, take it! 519 00:20:43,073 --> 00:20:45,873 You're one hot mama! I like a big gal! 520 00:20:45,875 --> 00:20:48,475 (engine revs) 521 00:20:48,477 --> 00:20:51,043 Dr. Venture: What the hell is going on out here? 522 00:20:51,045 --> 00:20:53,845 Didn't I tell you people to buzz off yesterday? 523 00:20:53,847 --> 00:20:56,947 Eh, just a little pro bono super-work, 524 00:20:56,949 --> 00:20:58,114 courtesy of the C.A.L.! 525 00:20:58,116 --> 00:21:00,682 Saved your boy there from this blond bruiser 526 00:21:00,684 --> 00:21:01,683 and his killer karate-bot. 527 00:21:01,685 --> 00:21:04,051 They're my bodyguards, Miss Firecracker. 528 00:21:04,053 --> 00:21:04,852 Let them go! 529 00:21:04,854 --> 00:21:05,985 They're ... they're what now? 530 00:21:05,987 --> 00:21:08,920 I don't even care about the breast thing. 531 00:21:08,922 --> 00:21:09,788 I want to do you. 532 00:21:09,790 --> 00:21:11,722 'Anna, untie your truth lasso. 533 00:21:11,724 --> 00:21:14,524 (sighs) What was I saying? 534 00:21:15,760 --> 00:21:17,859 - Aah! - Ow! 535 00:21:17,861 --> 00:21:20,527 I've been waiting to do that for weeks! 536 00:21:20,529 --> 00:21:21,161 That was painful. 537 00:21:21,163 --> 00:21:22,862 I'll take it from here, Sergeant. 538 00:21:22,864 --> 00:21:25,563 Honey? What are you doing here? 539 00:21:25,565 --> 00:21:26,164 Get in the car. 540 00:21:26,166 --> 00:21:27,898 Sergeant, these men are poaching 541 00:21:27,900 --> 00:21:29,866 on Wide Wale's exclusive arching claim 542 00:21:29,868 --> 00:21:32,035 on Dr. Venture without proper permission. 543 00:21:32,037 --> 00:21:35,136 This is an internal matter for the Guild. 544 00:21:35,138 --> 00:21:39,806 Well, I don't like it, but, all right. 545 00:21:41,409 --> 00:21:42,074 (tires screech) 546 00:21:42,076 --> 00:21:43,541 Wait a minute. There's still a guild? 547 00:21:43,543 --> 00:21:45,942 (chuckles) Nice bluff, sweetie. 548 00:21:45,944 --> 00:21:51,680 Uh, honey? I have some... bad news. 549 00:21:51,682 --> 00:21:56,049 (Up-tempo music plays) 550 00:22:02,912 --> 00:22:05,893 Sync & corrections: dwigt & kalkar Addic7ed.com 551 00:22:06,082 --> 00:22:08,082 07x01 "Hostile Makeover" 552 00:22:18,631 --> 00:22:20,997 (Stars & Garters) Sorry again about the mix-up, citizen. 553 00:22:20,999 --> 00:22:23,845 We'll, uh, just get out of your hair now. 554 00:22:23,881 --> 00:22:24,680 Wait a minute. 555 00:22:24,682 --> 00:22:26,547 You're just gonna leave this mess? 556 00:22:26,549 --> 00:22:28,749 You don't have a Captain Spackle? 557 00:22:28,751 --> 00:22:30,549 Only on the gold plan. 558 00:22:30,551 --> 00:22:33,118 Crusaders, de-convene! 559 00:22:33,120 --> 00:22:34,452 He laughed at the name. 560 00:22:34,454 --> 00:22:36,587 Keep telling you, man. 561 00:22:38,590 --> 00:22:41,757 I'll see you around, Gargarean. 562 00:22:41,759 --> 00:22:42,557 Hyah! 563 00:22:42,559 --> 00:22:43,678 (geese honking) 564 00:22:43,708 --> 00:22:45,629 (sighs) Welcome to New York. 565 00:22:45,696 --> 00:22:46,595 You okay, Hank? 566 00:22:46,597 --> 00:22:50,130 Yeah. I think I might have met a girl.