1 00:00:02,250 --> 00:00:03,673 Barney is just a look. 2 00:00:03,708 --> 00:00:07,525 Three blonde drinking drinks of bad decisions to 8:00. 3 00:00:08,242 --> 00:00:11,624 Nice catch, radar. This is my wife. 4 00:00:11,842 --> 00:00:13,254 No, I will dispense. 5 00:00:13,289 --> 00:00:16,058 Really? But blondes are and are drunk. 6 00:00:16,093 --> 00:00:17,342 Not your type? 7 00:00:17,377 --> 00:00:20,174 Maybe I do not has a type, Lily. 8 00:00:20,209 --> 00:00:25,070 Wow, you think the mind men are simple is that? 9 00:00:25,105 --> 00:00:27,820 We have a preferred type? 10 00:00:27,855 --> 00:00:30,535 Credo ... Asian, with booby. 11 00:00:30,570 --> 00:00:32,299 I go to the bathroom and I have. 12 00:00:32,334 --> 00:00:36,792 Barney has noted how acted weird lately? 13 00:00:36,827 --> 00:00:37,965 I noticed it. 14 00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:40,122 Remember as Barney always says not buying flowers for women 15 00:00:40,157 --> 00:00:42,244 why make things remember the babies? 16 00:00:42,279 --> 00:00:44,481 - Yeah. - Well, these days 17 00:00:44,516 --> 00:00:47,135 I saw the flowers buying roses. 18 00:00:47,170 --> 00:00:49,719 - What? - Now that touched on the subject, 19 00:00:49,754 --> 00:00:52,764 Barney was the one thing strange at work yesterday. 20 00:00:52,799 --> 00:00:54,326 Okay, until Saturday. 21 00:00:54,361 --> 00:00:57,487 I'm planning a brunch, go to market and to an escalation. 22 00:00:57,765 --> 00:01:00,348 I love you too. Bye. 23 00:01:01,578 --> 00:01:03,077 I thought he was just chatting 24 00:01:03,112 --> 00:01:05,098 with some girl who were trying to take. 25 00:01:05,133 --> 00:01:08,948 Or with Ted, maybe. But now, you will know. 26 00:01:08,983 --> 00:01:12,764 Does Barney Stinson has a girlfriend? 27 00:01:13,454 --> 00:01:15,902 - That I will. - Wait Barney. 28 00:01:15,937 --> 00:01:17,702 - Where are you going? - The anywhere. 29 00:01:17,737 --> 00:01:21,369 To the beach. It is winter. Play laser sight. Home. 30 00:01:21,404 --> 00:01:23,951 Shut up, you is going somewhere. 31 00:01:23,986 --> 00:01:27,958 My God, he will meet with her. 32 00:01:31,391 --> 00:01:33,128 To where Barney is going? 33 00:01:33,163 --> 00:01:35,474 We are not More in Manhattan. 34 00:01:35,509 --> 00:01:36,882 Where this girl lives? 35 00:01:36,917 --> 00:01:40,383 We are talking about a girl who managed to tie Barney Stinson. 36 00:01:40,418 --> 00:01:42,344 Must be in Narnia. 37 00:01:43,266 --> 00:01:44,534 He is stopping. 38 00:01:57,054 --> 00:01:59,058 - What are you doing here? - Where is she? 39 00:01:59,093 --> 00:02:00,917 - Who? - Your girlfriend. 40 00:02:00,952 --> 00:02:03,147 Hello! 41 00:02:03,182 --> 00:02:06,372 You do not have a same type, huh? 42 00:02:07,137 --> 00:02:08,941 These are my friends. 43 00:02:08,976 --> 00:02:11,832 Ted, Marshall, Lily and Robin. 44 00:02:11,867 --> 00:02:14,688 People, this is Laurette. 45 00:02:14,723 --> 00:02:15,692 My mother. 46 00:02:15,727 --> 00:02:17,663 It is a pleasure to meet them. 47 00:02:17,698 --> 00:02:19,714 I feel like now you all know. 48 00:02:19,749 --> 00:02:22,885 Barney talks about you all the days that talk. 49 00:02:22,920 --> 00:02:25,596 You connect all days for his mother? 50 00:02:25,631 --> 00:02:27,813 No, mother! 51 00:02:27,848 --> 00:02:31,514 So this is your big secret? 52 00:02:31,549 --> 00:02:35,007 Not that I know which is the little boy's mom? 53 00:02:35,042 --> 00:02:38,221 Yeah, I got. I think I can go. 54 00:02:38,256 --> 00:02:41,418 - Hello! - Oi. 55 00:02:41,453 --> 00:02:44,619 Barney, who are these people? 56 00:02:44,654 --> 00:02:47,750 Ted, Marshall, Lily and Robin. 57 00:02:47,785 --> 00:02:50,939 I would submit them Betty, my wife. 58 00:02:53,528 --> 00:02:55,625 And my son, Tyler. 59 00:02:56,633 --> 00:03:00,730 - - = How I Met Your Mother - = - -- - - = S04E15 - The Stinsons = - -- 60 00:03:00,730 --> 00:03:03,545 Translation koe and Joker 62 00:03:16,858 --> 00:03:20,951 This reminds me that you can not steak, after which the doctor said 63 00:03:20,986 --> 00:03:22,175 on cholesterol. 64 00:03:22,210 --> 00:03:23,783 This woman wants I live forever. 65 00:03:23,818 --> 00:03:25,358 Guilty! 66 00:03:25,393 --> 00:03:27,273 - I love you. - I love you too. 67 00:03:27,308 --> 00:03:30,234 - I love you more! - Get out, pestinha! 68 00:03:32,811 --> 00:03:36,024 - So, I see you at the bar? - Barney, what the hell is that? 69 00:03:36,059 --> 00:03:38,419 All right, is a long history. 70 00:03:38,454 --> 00:03:40,744 As I know, my father had to 71 00:03:40,779 --> 00:03:42,821 leave my mother when I was a child 72 00:03:42,856 --> 00:03:44,992 for presenter of "The Price is Right!" 73 00:03:45,027 --> 00:03:46,729 - Oh, yeah! - Absolutely. 74 00:03:46,764 --> 00:03:47,738 He is your father! 75 00:03:47,773 --> 00:03:52,272 She had to create my brother and me alone. 76 00:03:52,307 --> 00:03:53,648 And the only dream she had, 77 00:03:53,683 --> 00:03:56,802 was that their children ended not alone 78 00:03:56,837 --> 00:03:58,301 as she was. 79 00:03:58,336 --> 00:04:00,903 So seven years ago, she was very sick. 80 00:04:01,647 --> 00:04:04,547 It seemed not could escape. 81 00:04:04,582 --> 00:04:08,274 Therefore decided realize the dream of her. 82 00:04:08,309 --> 00:04:11,931 Mom, this is Betty. We are engaged. 83 00:04:11,966 --> 00:04:16,306 I hired an actress to interpret my girlfriend Betty. 84 00:04:16,341 --> 00:04:18,077 The real name it is Margaret. 85 00:04:18,112 --> 00:04:19,885 It shows in the theater of Broadway one time or another. 86 00:04:19,920 --> 00:04:21,934 Wonderful actress. Was so to win a Tony. 87 00:04:21,969 --> 00:04:24,208 But as you know, there is much bureaucracy, then will not go into it. 88 00:04:24,464 --> 00:04:26,615 But has a problem. 89 00:04:26,650 --> 00:04:29,980 Betty has a small tendency to flee from the roadmap. 90 00:04:30,015 --> 00:04:33,151 See, Mom? I found someone who makes me happy. 91 00:04:33,186 --> 00:04:36,253 - Just like you wanted. - This is wonderful. 92 00:04:36,288 --> 00:04:40,921 I live just one more just to take my grandchildren. 93 00:04:40,956 --> 00:04:42,788 I'm pregnant! 94 00:04:47,387 --> 00:04:49,789 Then my mother improved. 95 00:04:49,824 --> 00:04:52,195 It was a miracle, but meant that 96 00:04:52,230 --> 00:04:54,531 I have to keep Betty around, 97 00:04:54,566 --> 00:04:56,985 and a child to climb interpret my son, Tyler. 98 00:04:57,155 --> 00:04:58,753 This is crazy. 99 00:04:58,788 --> 00:05:01,098 Did you even test to choose your child? 100 00:05:01,133 --> 00:05:04,944 For a while I was the nanny the children of my neighbors. 101 00:05:04,979 --> 00:05:07,830 In one Christmas when my mother was drunk with Eggnog, 102 00:05:07,865 --> 00:05:10,681 I cheated with a bag of flowers and a mask of Chuck. 103 00:05:11,633 --> 00:05:14,751 But there came a day that I had to do tests on cast. 104 00:05:15,539 --> 00:05:22,401 4, 8, and 13 can stay. The rest is not required. 105 00:05:24,767 --> 00:05:27,523 He said that if I sleep with you, my son would take the role. 106 00:05:27,558 --> 00:05:30,481 It seems that I am better actor than his son. 107 00:05:30,516 --> 00:05:32,346 Bring them to 11hs. 108 00:05:32,988 --> 00:05:38,401 So that the role Tyler went to the Grant. 109 00:05:39,513 --> 00:05:41,422 What is the Grant me looks good actor. 110 00:05:41,457 --> 00:05:46,136 Really? Look at this. 111 00:05:46,171 --> 00:05:50,816 Hey Tyler! Tyler! Tyler! 112 00:05:52,888 --> 00:05:55,076 - Grant. - You? 113 00:05:55,234 --> 00:05:58,594 See? It is an amateur sitting there. You can call me crazy, 114 00:05:58,629 --> 00:06:01,954 but the actors were children much better in the 80s. 115 00:06:05,730 --> 00:06:07,827 Barney, it seems that their Mom kept the room 116 00:06:07,862 --> 00:06:09,889 of his childhood in the same the way they left. 117 00:06:09,924 --> 00:06:13,024 Yes, and by the way, beautiful poster of Karate Kid. 118 00:06:13,059 --> 00:06:14,748 Karate Kid is a great movie. 119 00:06:14,783 --> 00:06:18,589 It is the story of a young man the karate wonder, whose dream 120 00:06:18,624 --> 00:06:22,361 led him across the road to Karate Championship. 121 00:06:22,396 --> 00:06:26,051 Of course, unfortunately, it loses in the final round for that nerd. 122 00:06:26,795 --> 00:06:29,923 But he learns the beautiful lesson to accept defeat. 123 00:06:29,958 --> 00:06:33,615 Wait, when you watch Karate Kid, 124 00:06:33,650 --> 00:06:36,484 fan for that blonde boring? 125 00:06:36,519 --> 00:06:39,993 No, I hope for that loser of New Jersey 126 00:06:40,028 --> 00:06:41,950 you hardly know what karate. 127 00:06:41,985 --> 00:06:46,198 When I watch Karate Kid I hope for the real karate kid. 128 00:06:46,233 --> 00:06:51,064 Johnny Lawrence. Connects, Lily. 129 00:06:53,779 --> 00:06:56,578 I just find where you know. 130 00:06:56,965 --> 00:07:03,208 I saw you showing Misdirection in the theater, 131 00:07:03,243 --> 00:07:07,077 last fall. You were a revelation. 132 00:07:08,003 --> 00:07:09,474 - Really? - Absolutely. 133 00:07:09,509 --> 00:07:12,039 Thank you, not was sure. 134 00:07:12,074 --> 00:07:16,298 The objective of Braxford, is alienating the public, of course. 135 00:07:16,333 --> 00:07:19,483 Sorry, here is a fan of him. 136 00:07:20,684 --> 00:07:22,834 You know even the theater that attends. 137 00:07:22,869 --> 00:07:26,788 The Miss. Theater grabbed my heart and never released. 138 00:07:26,823 --> 00:07:32,064 Every year I put up a piece for parents with other children. 139 00:07:32,099 --> 00:07:35,742 Wow, Santa, think we can leave this snow? 140 00:07:35,833 --> 00:07:38,496 Cut, cut and cut! 141 00:07:38,531 --> 00:07:41,142 Ricky, Grandma and Grandpa come here in half an hour 142 00:07:41,177 --> 00:07:43,170 and is still using my words. 143 00:07:43,205 --> 00:07:46,382 Looks like I will have to manage and operate this thing. 144 00:07:46,417 --> 00:07:48,317 Give me the hat and go sit down. 145 00:07:49,200 --> 00:07:51,408 I always wanted to be actor, secretly. 146 00:07:51,443 --> 00:07:54,428 One of those dreams that flee from the hands, I think. 147 00:07:54,463 --> 00:07:57,414 If you like, you can give some tips of performance. 148 00:07:57,449 --> 00:07:59,087 - Really? - I love. 149 00:07:59,122 --> 00:08:02,608 Okay. Rule of Practice 1. 150 00:08:02,902 --> 00:08:03,656 Do not be afraid of ... 151 00:08:03,691 --> 00:08:06,265 At least someone is encouraged to act. 152 00:08:07,117 --> 00:08:08,279 I miss it. 153 00:08:08,314 --> 00:08:10,506 So you do not like interpret the son of Barney? 154 00:08:10,541 --> 00:08:13,005 I hate. But the What can I do? 155 00:08:13,504 --> 00:08:16,186 - I find another role. - I know what you mean. 156 00:08:16,221 --> 00:08:17,588 I am a news presenter. 157 00:08:17,623 --> 00:08:18,921 But I had to accept a job 158 00:08:18,956 --> 00:08:20,560 the presenter of a morning program 159 00:08:20,595 --> 00:08:22,746 which goes to air at 4:30 in the morning. 160 00:08:23,735 --> 00:08:26,693 I should be very well applicable to that time, you know? 161 00:08:26,728 --> 00:08:28,416 I am almost 30 years. 162 00:08:28,451 --> 00:08:30,806 Ah, speaking seriously. You is still very beautiful. 163 00:08:31,646 --> 00:08:33,792 I love the plastic that made the nose. 164 00:08:33,827 --> 00:08:35,571 Never did the plastic nose. 165 00:08:35,606 --> 00:08:38,650 Yeah, me neither. 166 00:08:40,720 --> 00:08:43,235 I do not believe that not before we know it. 167 00:08:43,270 --> 00:08:45,722 I wish that Barney had a mother so sweet. 168 00:08:45,757 --> 00:08:47,186 Thank you, honey. 169 00:08:47,221 --> 00:08:50,716 The truth is I never went the best mother when he was young. 170 00:08:50,751 --> 00:08:54,069 Do not say that I have sure was great. 171 00:08:54,104 --> 00:08:56,185 No, I was half bitch. 172 00:08:56,900 --> 00:08:59,363 - Excuse me? - Bitch, baby. 173 00:08:59,398 --> 00:09:01,530 A dirty whore. 174 00:09:01,565 --> 00:09:03,602 I am not proud of it. 175 00:09:04,169 --> 00:09:06,906 Although I had my fun. 176 00:09:08,454 --> 00:09:13,529 There is no greater pleasure than looking in the eyes of a man thinking 177 00:09:13,564 --> 00:09:16,196 "I do not know your name, or you know my, " 178 00:09:17,793 --> 00:09:23,213 but in the next 8 minutes we will put you break. 179 00:09:24,276 --> 00:09:27,748 Then go in opposite directions. 180 00:09:29,970 --> 00:09:32,066 Continue driving. 181 00:09:34,313 --> 00:09:37,141 Mother of Barney? Laurette? 182 00:09:38,680 --> 00:09:41,833 Anyway, this is everything in the past now. 183 00:09:41,868 --> 00:09:46,383 I did the best I could, but sometimes I wonder 184 00:09:46,418 --> 00:09:48,920 Barney is as came out so perfect. 185 00:09:50,139 --> 00:09:52,248 You must tell the truth to your mother, understand? 186 00:09:52,283 --> 00:09:54,775 She is a sweet woman, sweet, caring, 187 00:09:54,810 --> 00:09:57,764 way too detailed, you deserve something better. 188 00:09:58,432 --> 00:10:00,933 No, no way. The fact kill her. 189 00:10:00,968 --> 00:10:05,426 I do not think lying to a a lady so loving. 190 00:10:06,412 --> 00:10:08,160 She reminds me my own mother. 191 00:10:08,195 --> 00:10:09,285 Okay ... 192 00:10:09,659 --> 00:10:11,866 - What? - Baby? 193 00:10:11,901 --> 00:10:15,898 Remember our votes when I said that we would be forever? 194 00:10:15,933 --> 00:10:21,633 On the way back, she said, not forever, baby. 195 00:10:21,668 --> 00:10:23,798 The Marshall goes to heaven. 196 00:10:23,833 --> 00:10:26,892 - She was making a joke. - She hates me, Marshall. 197 00:10:26,927 --> 00:10:30,012 But okay, because ... Whatever. 198 00:10:30,546 --> 00:10:33,176 What? What say? 199 00:10:33,211 --> 00:10:36,654 Nothing, do what you want in the room of Barney's New? 200 00:10:36,689 --> 00:10:40,002 - In my carpet? - The feeling is great, man. 201 00:10:40,037 --> 00:10:43,651 Hey Lily, is now learned something, 202 00:10:43,686 --> 00:10:47,151 is that sincerity is important when it comes to family. 203 00:10:47,186 --> 00:10:50,046 Whatever it is you feel for my mother, 204 00:10:51,006 --> 00:10:56,008 are together for 12 years, I think I can handle. 205 00:10:56,043 --> 00:10:58,022 - Really? - Sure. 206 00:10:58,057 --> 00:11:01,520 Okay. I hate his mother. 207 00:11:02,716 --> 00:11:04,363 Guess what? 208 00:11:04,398 --> 00:11:06,241 I hate you! 209 00:11:09,175 --> 00:11:11,255 Two minutes for the cookies get ready meat! 210 00:11:11,290 --> 00:11:15,455 Meat cake? Tyler does not like! 211 00:11:16,389 --> 00:11:19,395 Grant, we talked about that millions of times. 212 00:11:19,430 --> 00:11:21,717 You can not have a stick. 213 00:11:21,752 --> 00:11:23,524 But it is funny. 214 00:11:23,559 --> 00:11:26,718 Grant, not afraid to climb another actor. 215 00:11:26,753 --> 00:11:29,877 Go decorate their speeches to the scene of the dinner. 216 00:11:31,190 --> 00:11:34,055 Wait. You wrote we have dinner? 217 00:11:34,090 --> 00:11:35,619 Just a short script. 218 00:11:35,654 --> 00:11:37,856 Things will my mother happy. 219 00:11:37,891 --> 00:11:39,206 For example? 220 00:11:39,241 --> 00:11:41,289 And I really thought 221 00:11:41,324 --> 00:11:43,695 Barney had forgotten that our anniversary. 222 00:11:43,730 --> 00:11:47,758 So I went to the backyard spitting fire ... 223 00:11:47,793 --> 00:11:51,097 Huge flames, when she is angry, which I love. 224 00:11:51,132 --> 00:11:54,200 See them there. Look them up! 225 00:11:54,235 --> 00:11:56,228 You can stop, good guy. 226 00:11:56,263 --> 00:11:59,296 Sure. Sorry. Continue. 227 00:11:59,331 --> 00:12:02,057 What is really a good relationship. 228 00:12:02,092 --> 00:12:05,170 So I left to the yard ... 229 00:12:05,205 --> 00:12:09,816 and had candles around corner. And a string quartet. 230 00:12:10,882 --> 00:12:14,072 - Believe that? - Not a bit. 231 00:12:14,107 --> 00:12:17,262 And my little Ty-ty, you have done? 232 00:12:17,297 --> 00:12:18,691 Funny story. 233 00:12:18,726 --> 00:12:22,104 Another night, that silly had a nightmare. 234 00:12:22,139 --> 00:12:25,894 And when he was telling us about which was, remember what I said? 235 00:12:30,365 --> 00:12:32,053 Page four. 236 00:12:33,740 --> 00:12:39,094 Bones of dinosaur won life and came chasing me? 237 00:12:39,129 --> 00:12:42,098 Thanks, man, I do not needed to sleep today. 238 00:12:42,133 --> 00:12:46,073 No. Tyler said: "My nightmare was 239 00:12:46,108 --> 00:12:50,020 you and Mom did not knew how much I loved those. 240 00:12:50,055 --> 00:12:53,933 So I came here to say it was this big. " 241 00:12:53,968 --> 00:12:57,289 - How cute! - How happy family and baby. 242 00:12:57,324 --> 00:13:00,611 I'll get ice cream downstairs in the fridge 243 00:13:00,646 --> 00:13:03,126 and comeremos sundae in the kitchen. 244 00:13:05,795 --> 00:13:08,732 Wow, no error in that scene. 245 00:13:08,767 --> 00:13:11,635 - Bravo! - No fills, Barney. 246 00:13:11,670 --> 00:13:15,827 You do not know how hard work for you. 247 00:13:15,862 --> 00:13:19,682 Grant, I love your story on the bones of dinosaur. 248 00:13:19,717 --> 00:13:21,717 Can you stop to talk about it? 249 00:13:23,253 --> 00:13:26,721 - Go eat your sundae. - I can not. 250 00:13:26,756 --> 00:13:29,791 I am intolerant to lactose. 251 00:13:29,826 --> 00:13:32,791 Guess who is not? Tyler! 252 00:13:32,826 --> 00:13:37,786 Tyler is in there and enjoy each bite. 253 00:13:37,821 --> 00:13:40,941 - Time of the ice cream! - Yummy! 254 00:13:42,975 --> 00:13:44,937 My God! 255 00:13:44,972 --> 00:13:47,920 - Ted! - Tyler does not like. 256 00:13:47,955 --> 00:13:50,868 You will not have a stick. 257 00:13:56,400 --> 00:13:59,492 - I understand. - I understand. 258 00:14:02,718 --> 00:14:05,161 I follow. I. .. 259 00:14:05,196 --> 00:14:09,123 I was betrayed by my best friend. 260 00:14:09,158 --> 00:14:11,602 How could you do that, Ted? 261 00:14:11,637 --> 00:14:14,011 Think of the poor of Tyler ... 262 00:14:14,046 --> 00:14:17,032 trying bravely hold the tears. 263 00:14:17,067 --> 00:14:20,429 All right, son. You can cry. 264 00:14:21,646 --> 00:14:23,035 Weep. 265 00:14:24,071 --> 00:14:27,121 I do not want Mom and Dad divorced. 266 00:14:31,721 --> 00:14:35,943 What has to say in his defense? 267 00:14:37,032 --> 00:14:39,221 1 rule of action. 268 00:14:39,256 --> 00:14:40,957 Do not be afraid to improvise. 269 00:14:42,432 --> 00:14:45,378 It was I who betrayed you ... 270 00:14:45,413 --> 00:14:48,324 and you betrayed me? 271 00:14:48,359 --> 00:14:49,740 How? 272 00:14:50,534 --> 00:14:52,667 Rule of action 5. 273 00:14:52,702 --> 00:14:55,740 Make a good story for your character. 274 00:14:56,294 --> 00:14:59,314 14 November 1998. 275 00:14:59,349 --> 00:15:02,483 The night train to Monte Carlo. 276 00:15:03,343 --> 00:15:05,601 I was in the car, 277 00:15:05,636 --> 00:15:09,020 taking a few thousand of the Algerian dinar. 278 00:15:09,055 --> 00:15:13,303 When you seduced my bride, 279 00:15:13,338 --> 00:15:17,026 who is blind and found you were me. 280 00:15:17,061 --> 00:15:18,510 Good! 281 00:15:18,545 --> 00:15:21,142 What are you talking about? 282 00:15:21,716 --> 00:15:23,615 Rule of action number eight: 283 00:15:23,650 --> 00:15:25,395 Do not be afraid to be aggressive. 284 00:15:27,867 --> 00:15:29,773 You know very well what I'm talking about. 285 00:15:29,808 --> 00:15:31,135 No, I do not know. 286 00:15:31,769 --> 00:15:33,103 You know, yes! 287 00:15:33,138 --> 00:15:35,417 And, by God, hear you say: 288 00:15:37,645 --> 00:15:40,002 Mom, can you excuse us? 289 00:15:40,037 --> 00:15:41,669 Sure. 290 00:15:41,704 --> 00:15:44,988 Have chocolate and butterscotch. 291 00:15:45,023 --> 00:15:48,392 Has several types of sprinkler and marshmallows. 292 00:15:50,083 --> 00:15:52,638 You lost your mind? 293 00:15:52,673 --> 00:15:55,179 You were great! 294 00:15:55,214 --> 00:15:57,927 Almost become in character. 295 00:15:57,962 --> 00:16:00,135 Not trying interpret the Ted, 296 00:16:00,170 --> 00:16:02,621 but leaving the way of it. 297 00:16:02,656 --> 00:16:04,628 What with? 298 00:16:04,663 --> 00:16:07,281 As I will explain this to my mother? 299 00:16:07,316 --> 00:16:10,319 Perhaps it is time to count the truth, Barney. 300 00:16:10,354 --> 00:16:12,506 I do not know, no. Sometimes, honesty 301 00:16:12,541 --> 00:16:14,623 leads people to say bad things 302 00:16:14,658 --> 00:16:17,398 about a woman who always cared about me. 303 00:16:17,433 --> 00:16:19,822 Because I was the dwarf family. 304 00:16:19,857 --> 00:16:22,834 For the love of God, I only have 1.93. 305 00:16:25,539 --> 00:16:28,486 - I said well you? - He very well. 306 00:16:28,521 --> 00:16:30,448 See? Even in a job you hate, 307 00:16:30,483 --> 00:16:33,275 you still like of what it does. 308 00:16:33,310 --> 00:16:36,312 Maybe so for you in his new job. 309 00:16:36,347 --> 00:16:39,194 - You think? - I'm sure. 310 00:16:39,229 --> 00:16:40,879 Thanks, Grant. 311 00:16:40,914 --> 00:16:43,622 You are very intelligent, you know? 312 00:16:48,142 --> 00:16:51,663 Sorry, sorry. I thought I was rolling a climate. 313 00:16:53,434 --> 00:16:56,723 - Honey, you okay? - Look, Mom ... 314 00:16:56,758 --> 00:16:58,928 must tell you something. 315 00:16:58,963 --> 00:17:02,245 Something I should have counted for a long time. 316 00:17:06,651 --> 00:17:08,854 Tyler is dying. 317 00:17:08,889 --> 00:17:11,815 And Betty said that when it is, 318 00:17:11,850 --> 00:17:13,445 it will depart. 319 00:17:13,480 --> 00:17:16,099 And that everything must happen soon. 320 00:17:16,134 --> 00:17:19,336 - My God! - Okay, no, no. 321 00:17:19,371 --> 00:17:21,768 None of this is true. 322 00:17:21,803 --> 00:17:24,165 The truth is ... 323 00:17:26,414 --> 00:17:29,947 The truth is that Tyler and Betty are actors, 324 00:17:29,982 --> 00:17:33,047 I hired to pretend to be my family. 325 00:17:33,082 --> 00:17:34,510 What? 326 00:17:34,545 --> 00:17:38,393 I thought that I had the life you want. 327 00:17:38,428 --> 00:17:41,255 I wanted it proud of me. 328 00:17:41,290 --> 00:17:44,371 I know that sounds crazy, and sorry for everything. 329 00:17:44,406 --> 00:17:48,237 - So, Betty is not your wife? - No. 330 00:17:48,272 --> 00:17:50,365 Thank God! 331 00:17:50,400 --> 00:17:53,140 I do not like that woman. 332 00:17:53,175 --> 00:17:55,455 - Really? - Yes 333 00:17:55,490 --> 00:17:57,985 And Tyler ... 334 00:17:58,020 --> 00:18:01,567 I know that his grandmother and should love him, 335 00:18:01,602 --> 00:18:04,686 but hate that kid. "Tyler does not like." 336 00:18:04,721 --> 00:18:06,461 - What is this drug? - Not? 337 00:18:06,496 --> 00:18:10,925 And those false friends give me will die. 338 00:18:11,593 --> 00:18:14,399 I know! They are not horrible? 339 00:18:14,434 --> 00:18:17,205 So, seriously, is not mad? 340 00:18:17,240 --> 00:18:18,874 No, I'm just confused. 341 00:18:18,909 --> 00:18:21,214 Why think you should do that? 342 00:18:21,249 --> 00:18:24,513 Barney, I love him with or no perfect family. 343 00:18:24,548 --> 00:18:26,923 I love you, no matter what happens. 344 00:18:26,958 --> 00:18:29,288 - Really? - Really. 345 00:18:34,475 --> 00:18:37,108 I am so relieved! 346 00:18:37,143 --> 00:18:40,695 Because the truth is that I am as far away from marriage 347 00:18:40,730 --> 00:18:45,824 possible. My history with women to leave shocked. 348 00:18:45,859 --> 00:18:47,805 No matter. Still love him. 349 00:18:47,840 --> 00:18:50,619 Seriously, can not imagine things I did. 350 00:18:50,654 --> 00:18:53,487 When you had three years, I left with the babysitter 351 00:18:53,522 --> 00:18:58,340 I spent 3 weeks with round like a ball. 352 00:18:58,375 --> 00:19:00,490 Mom! 353 00:19:00,525 --> 00:19:02,573 Just do me a favor. 354 00:19:02,608 --> 00:19:04,742 If you know someone special, 355 00:19:04,777 --> 00:19:07,353 not go as I did. 356 00:19:07,388 --> 00:19:09,807 Take a chance. 357 00:19:09,842 --> 00:19:12,414 Barney, the taxi arrived. 358 00:19:15,957 --> 00:19:17,762 I will try. 359 00:19:18,390 --> 00:19:22,781 And so ended one of the evenings more alien to our lives. 360 00:19:22,816 --> 00:19:27,809 I just wanted to say that if some day seem cold 361 00:19:27,844 --> 00:19:30,882 or hostile, sorry. 362 00:19:30,917 --> 00:19:33,773 - Who is she talking about? - With my mother. 363 00:19:33,808 --> 00:19:37,980 Mean much to me if we could be closer. 364 00:19:38,015 --> 00:19:42,153 Take a deep breath, as if that will say now is difficult. 365 00:19:45,315 --> 00:19:48,428 - I love you. - I love you ... 366 00:19:48,463 --> 00:19:50,749 - Mother - Yes! 367 00:19:50,784 --> 00:19:52,268 Mother 368 00:19:53,240 --> 00:19:57,446 - Pretend that told me something. - Pretend that told me something. 369 00:19:57,481 --> 00:20:02,993 I mean, its really cool Party say that, Judy. 370 00:20:03,028 --> 00:20:06,796 You, too. Bye. 371 00:20:15,012 --> 00:20:16,414 Let me get this straight. 372 00:20:16,449 --> 00:20:19,547 You are telling me when you see "Karate Kid", 373 00:20:19,582 --> 00:20:22,203 - No fan for Daniel Son? - No. 374 00:20:22,238 --> 00:20:24,789 For those twists in "Hard to Kill"? 375 00:20:24,824 --> 00:20:28,130 Hans Gruber. International charming bandit. 376 00:20:28,165 --> 00:20:32,142 In the end, it is hard to kill. It is the character of the title. 377 00:20:32,177 --> 00:20:35,125 Sure. "Club of the five"? 378 00:20:35,160 --> 00:20:37,883 The teacher who takes care of the arrest. 379 00:20:37,918 --> 00:20:40,498 He is the one guy USA movie that suit. 380 00:20:40,533 --> 00:20:43,416 I know. "Terminator of the Future"? 381 00:20:43,451 --> 00:20:46,265 What is the name the film, Robin? 382 00:20:46,300 --> 00:20:49,257 Who among us has not shed a tear 383 00:20:49,292 --> 00:20:54,100 when the red olhinho it he did not kill people? 384 00:20:55,870 --> 00:20:58,713 Sorry, this movie ... 385 00:20:58,748 --> 00:21:01,659 Never watch movie with you. 386 00:21:01,694 --> 00:21:04,325 Not trying to help him. 387 00:00:00,500 --> 00:00:02,000 www.tvsubtitles.net