1 00:00:07,800 --> 00:00:10,840 Hello, sir. Welcome to Saint Marie. 2 00:00:12,080 --> 00:00:15,239 - You're nervous. - Me? - Yeah! - Gosh, no way! 3 00:00:15,240 --> 00:00:16,799 I can't wait to see her. 4 00:00:16,800 --> 00:00:19,399 - Aunt Mary was always my most favourite aunt. - How come? 5 00:00:19,400 --> 00:00:21,359 Well, when I was growing up, and my parents had 6 00:00:21,360 --> 00:00:24,119 to take my brothers off to play rugby or cricket or some ball game 7 00:00:24,120 --> 00:00:26,279 or whatever, they'd always dump me with Aunt Mary. 8 00:00:26,280 --> 00:00:27,479 And what would you do? 9 00:00:27,480 --> 00:00:29,279 Oh, gosh. What wouldn't we do, Florence? 10 00:00:29,280 --> 00:00:31,479 But if it was raining we'd stay inside and do puzzles 11 00:00:31,480 --> 00:00:32,799 from the Puzzler Magazine 12 00:00:32,800 --> 00:00:36,039 or play Battleships or jigsaws, even. 13 00:00:36,040 --> 00:00:38,279 Aunt Mary would always let me do the edges. 14 00:00:38,280 --> 00:00:39,919 And that was... good? 15 00:00:39,920 --> 00:00:40,960 Ah, here they come! 16 00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:47,719 Aunt Mary! 17 00:00:47,720 --> 00:00:49,320 Over here! 18 00:00:55,600 --> 00:00:57,199 Humphrey! 19 00:00:57,200 --> 00:01:00,679 - Oh, how handsome you are. - Oh. 20 00:01:00,680 --> 00:01:04,079 Oh, let me take a good look at you. 21 00:01:04,080 --> 00:01:06,439 You don't look too bad yourself, Aunt Mary. 22 00:01:06,440 --> 00:01:08,919 Oh, you always say the right thing. 23 00:01:08,920 --> 00:01:10,439 Oh, oh, yes, of course, gosh. 24 00:01:10,440 --> 00:01:12,999 Er, Detective Sergeant Florence Cassell. 25 00:01:13,000 --> 00:01:15,239 Florence, this is Aunt Mary. 26 00:01:15,240 --> 00:01:17,679 - Lovely to meet you. - How do you do? 27 00:01:17,680 --> 00:01:19,080 Welcome to Saint Marie. 28 00:01:21,360 --> 00:01:24,039 So, Auntie, how was England when you left? 29 00:01:24,040 --> 00:01:27,399 Oh, freezing cold and dark as hell. 30 00:01:27,400 --> 00:01:29,999 Feel as if I haven't seen the sun for months. 31 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:32,480 I can tell you, this is far more like it! 32 00:01:35,840 --> 00:01:37,079 Here we are. 33 00:01:37,080 --> 00:01:40,719 Now, I've been planning what we can do tomorrow, 34 00:01:40,720 --> 00:01:45,679 starting with a boat trip to the coral reef. 35 00:01:45,680 --> 00:01:48,199 - Now, hang on, it's here somewhere. - Oh! 36 00:01:48,200 --> 00:01:49,919 Oh. Hang on. 37 00:01:49,920 --> 00:01:52,799 Oh, is this? Yes, here we... Oh, dear, that's not very good. 38 00:01:52,800 --> 00:01:54,439 Humphrey. 39 00:01:54,440 --> 00:01:56,079 I can, er... I just... 40 00:01:56,080 --> 00:01:58,399 Ah, it looks like this, 41 00:01:58,400 --> 00:02:00,119 but just less tomato-soupy. 42 00:02:01,160 --> 00:02:02,639 Or we can go to the rum museum, 43 00:02:02,640 --> 00:02:06,279 which is also less tomato-y in real life than it is in this photo. 44 00:02:07,800 --> 00:02:11,080 Oh, look, as long as you've got time, I want to do it all. 45 00:02:12,320 --> 00:02:13,640 Good. 46 00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:19,079 Yeah, can I order room service? 47 00:02:19,080 --> 00:02:22,039 Just a burger and chips and two bottles of beer. 48 00:02:22,040 --> 00:02:24,160 No, thank you. That's great. 49 00:03:18,880 --> 00:03:20,520 Oh. 50 00:03:22,640 --> 00:03:24,160 I'm on my way, madam. 51 00:03:31,240 --> 00:03:35,399 If there is anything there, then we will find it. 52 00:03:35,400 --> 00:03:38,519 Now, are you sure it was that room up there? 53 00:03:38,520 --> 00:03:40,479 Yes. I'm sure. 54 00:03:40,480 --> 00:03:43,719 I know you probably think I'm just a stupid old woman, 55 00:03:43,720 --> 00:03:46,439 but I'm sure I heard something. 56 00:03:46,440 --> 00:03:48,239 Oh, God. 57 00:03:48,240 --> 00:03:50,439 What? 58 00:03:50,440 --> 00:03:51,560 You're right. 59 00:03:52,720 --> 00:03:54,520 There is somebody there. 60 00:04:33,040 --> 00:04:36,159 Dwayne, JP, what's going on? 61 00:04:36,160 --> 00:04:38,639 I think he must've fallen from that top balcony, Chief. 62 00:04:38,640 --> 00:04:41,439 Body's bruised, trauma to the back of the head. 63 00:04:41,440 --> 00:04:43,079 All consistent with a fall. 64 00:04:43,080 --> 00:04:45,479 What about my aunt? Anyone know if she's OK? 65 00:04:45,480 --> 00:04:47,479 She's fine, sir. I've just been talking to her. 66 00:04:47,480 --> 00:04:49,639 - You have? - Yeah, but you should know, 67 00:04:49,640 --> 00:04:51,359 she witnessed the victim's death 68 00:04:51,360 --> 00:04:53,479 and she's saying it wasn't an accident. 69 00:04:53,480 --> 00:04:55,519 This is murder? 70 00:04:55,520 --> 00:04:56,799 Oh, great. 71 00:04:56,800 --> 00:04:58,919 Right, Dwayne, JP, process the scene 72 00:04:58,920 --> 00:05:01,319 and then get the paramedics to remove the body. 73 00:05:01,320 --> 00:05:03,319 I've got an aunt to interview. 74 00:05:03,320 --> 00:05:05,040 Gosh, well, that's a first. 75 00:05:08,680 --> 00:05:10,439 Oh, thank you, Freddie. 76 00:05:10,440 --> 00:05:11,759 Aunt Mary. 77 00:05:11,760 --> 00:05:13,039 Are you OK? 78 00:05:13,040 --> 00:05:15,719 I'm... I'm just a bit rattled. 79 00:05:15,720 --> 00:05:17,319 Freddie here's helping. 80 00:05:17,320 --> 00:05:20,519 This is my nephew. He's a detective inspector. 81 00:05:20,520 --> 00:05:22,559 Freddie Hamilton, hotel porter. 82 00:05:22,560 --> 00:05:25,639 DI Goodman. Thank you for looking after my aunt. 83 00:05:25,640 --> 00:05:27,279 Now, could I ask you, Mr Hamilton... 84 00:05:27,280 --> 00:05:30,039 Oh, please. Everybody calls me Freddie. 85 00:05:30,040 --> 00:05:33,639 Yes, Freddie. Er, was the deceased staying at the hotel? 86 00:05:33,640 --> 00:05:37,559 Yes, I've got his check-in details here. 87 00:05:37,560 --> 00:05:40,320 John Green, staying in room 33. 88 00:05:41,480 --> 00:05:44,799 It says he only arrived at the hotel today. 89 00:05:44,800 --> 00:05:47,759 Got a room booked in the name of John Green. 90 00:05:47,760 --> 00:05:50,079 You'll need to know what I saw, won't you? 91 00:05:50,080 --> 00:05:52,039 Yeah, yes, of course, if you're up to it. 92 00:05:52,040 --> 00:05:53,759 Oh, yes, of course. 93 00:05:53,760 --> 00:05:55,879 You see, I was asleep. 94 00:05:55,880 --> 00:05:59,599 I woke when I heard an altercation in the next room. 95 00:05:59,600 --> 00:06:03,319 So then I went downstairs into my sitting room 96 00:06:03,320 --> 00:06:07,119 and that's when I thought I heard what sounded like a scream 97 00:06:07,120 --> 00:06:09,679 as the poor man was pushed off his balcony. 98 00:06:09,680 --> 00:06:13,799 - Did you see who pushed him? - No, I didn't, but... 99 00:06:13,800 --> 00:06:16,399 straightaway afterwards I went to his room. 100 00:06:16,400 --> 00:06:18,159 You know, next to mine? 101 00:06:18,160 --> 00:06:21,479 I knocked on the door, but no answer. 102 00:06:21,480 --> 00:06:23,799 So I phoned down to reception and 103 00:06:23,800 --> 00:06:26,279 Freddie and I found the body together. 104 00:06:26,280 --> 00:06:27,599 Yes, er, what time was this? 105 00:06:27,600 --> 00:06:28,959 Ten past two. 106 00:06:28,960 --> 00:06:31,319 It had just gone two when you called me. 107 00:06:31,320 --> 00:06:33,120 Oh? Really? 108 00:06:34,480 --> 00:06:36,760 Sorry. Then it was two. 109 00:06:37,920 --> 00:06:39,959 Thank you, Auntie. 110 00:06:39,960 --> 00:06:42,079 Er, if you wouldn't mind bearing with us. 111 00:06:42,080 --> 00:06:45,720 Er, Freddie, we just have a couple more questions, if you would. 112 00:06:48,480 --> 00:06:52,159 OK. So, when did you know something was wrong? 113 00:06:52,160 --> 00:06:54,959 It had been a quiet shift, then the phone rang 114 00:06:54,960 --> 00:06:59,159 and that's when Miss Goodman said that she'd seen somebody fall. 115 00:06:59,160 --> 00:07:02,039 Then we found the body together. 116 00:07:02,040 --> 00:07:05,359 Did you see anyone leave or enter the hotel just before or 117 00:07:05,360 --> 00:07:07,759 - after Mr Green died? - No. 118 00:07:07,760 --> 00:07:10,559 Do you have any CCTV cameras at the hotel at all? 119 00:07:10,560 --> 00:07:13,119 We've got one CCTV camera in reception. 120 00:07:13,120 --> 00:07:14,479 I can get the disc for you. 121 00:07:14,480 --> 00:07:16,799 We'll want all the recordings since lunchtime today, 122 00:07:16,800 --> 00:07:19,759 when Mr Green checked in, if that's OK? - Of course. 123 00:07:19,760 --> 00:07:22,719 Did you interact with the deceased at all today? 124 00:07:22,720 --> 00:07:25,719 I brought him a room-service dinner, about eight o'clock tonight. 125 00:07:25,720 --> 00:07:27,039 He was in good spirits 126 00:07:27,040 --> 00:07:30,599 and he was on his balcony, having a drink, reading a book. 127 00:07:30,600 --> 00:07:33,439 He'd already got a tip ready for me, so... 128 00:07:33,440 --> 00:07:35,599 ..I wished him well and I left. 129 00:07:35,600 --> 00:07:38,119 He didn't seem troubled at all, or, I don't know, 130 00:07:38,120 --> 00:07:39,239 waiting for something? 131 00:07:39,240 --> 00:07:41,719 No, no. Not that I could see, no. 132 00:07:41,720 --> 00:07:42,839 Right. 133 00:07:42,840 --> 00:07:44,879 Do you know if Mr Green stayed here before? 134 00:07:44,880 --> 00:07:46,879 Not since I've been working here, no. 135 00:07:46,880 --> 00:07:48,199 How long's that? 136 00:07:48,200 --> 00:07:50,199 About 14 years. 137 00:07:50,200 --> 00:07:51,999 Right. 138 00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:53,719 So, what do you think, sir? 139 00:07:53,720 --> 00:07:55,999 That we're about to make ourselves very unpopular. 140 00:07:56,000 --> 00:07:58,639 - Mr Green's room here. - Thank you. 141 00:07:58,640 --> 00:08:01,639 OK, Dwayne, JP, I want you to wake up all the guests on this floor, 142 00:08:01,640 --> 00:08:03,439 ask who else saw or heard anything. 143 00:08:03,440 --> 00:08:04,639 Yes, sir! 144 00:08:04,640 --> 00:08:06,679 OK, Dwayne, how about you start at that end 145 00:08:06,680 --> 00:08:09,880 and I'll start that end and race each other back to the middle? 146 00:08:12,560 --> 00:08:14,479 Yes, you go to it, tiger. 147 00:08:14,480 --> 00:08:16,239 OK. 148 00:08:16,240 --> 00:08:19,199 So, no signs of break-in into the victim's room. 149 00:08:19,200 --> 00:08:21,959 We also need to dust the door handle and the door frame for prints. 150 00:08:21,960 --> 00:08:25,799 - Yes, sir. - Er, if you would, Freddie, thank you. 151 00:08:25,800 --> 00:08:27,359 Although, does the hotel record 152 00:08:27,360 --> 00:08:29,879 when the pass-keys are used to open the doors to the rooms? 153 00:08:29,880 --> 00:08:31,879 Yeah, I can print out the hotel key-card logs 154 00:08:31,880 --> 00:08:33,559 as soon as I get the CCTV discs. 155 00:08:33,560 --> 00:08:34,720 Thank you, Freddie. 156 00:08:38,200 --> 00:08:39,280 Right. 157 00:08:43,080 --> 00:08:44,120 OK. 158 00:08:45,400 --> 00:08:47,280 Let's see what happened here. 159 00:09:07,960 --> 00:09:09,919 How are you getting on, sir? 160 00:09:09,920 --> 00:09:13,719 Er, yes, well, Freddie just brought me the CCTV discs 161 00:09:13,720 --> 00:09:18,319 and the log, and if we look at room number 33... 162 00:09:18,320 --> 00:09:20,159 Oh, yes, wouldn't you know it? 163 00:09:20,160 --> 00:09:23,719 No key-card was used to access the room after 8pm tonight. 164 00:09:23,720 --> 00:09:26,119 So, John Green opened the door to the killer himself? 165 00:09:26,120 --> 00:09:27,559 Mm. 166 00:09:27,560 --> 00:09:29,199 How about you? How are you getting on? 167 00:09:29,200 --> 00:09:30,359 Oh, not much, sir. 168 00:09:30,360 --> 00:09:33,799 Although the victim works for a company based in Colchester 169 00:09:33,800 --> 00:09:36,799 called East Anglian Conservatories. 170 00:09:36,800 --> 00:09:39,479 OK, Chief, so we've spoken to all the other guests on the floor 171 00:09:39,480 --> 00:09:42,799 and we couldn't find anyone who heard or saw anything. 172 00:09:42,800 --> 00:09:44,199 They were all asleep. 173 00:09:44,200 --> 00:09:46,359 Although, sir, there was a woman five doors down 174 00:09:46,360 --> 00:09:48,439 who was on the same flight as Mr Green. 175 00:09:48,440 --> 00:09:50,799 She said she had a chat with him and liked him. 176 00:09:50,800 --> 00:09:52,759 He told her that he hadn't had a proper holiday 177 00:09:52,760 --> 00:09:55,159 for years and was looking forward to getting some sun, 178 00:09:55,160 --> 00:09:56,639 seeing some sights. 179 00:09:56,640 --> 00:09:59,239 I don't know, maybe it was a robbery. 180 00:09:59,240 --> 00:10:01,599 His money's still in his wallet. 181 00:10:01,600 --> 00:10:04,799 Whatever happened here, it looks like the victim was asleep 182 00:10:04,800 --> 00:10:06,479 or at least reading in bed 183 00:10:06,480 --> 00:10:08,639 and then something made him get up. 184 00:10:08,640 --> 00:10:10,399 Yes, a knock on the door, perhaps? 185 00:10:10,400 --> 00:10:14,439 Er, which made John Green come down here to let this person in 186 00:10:14,440 --> 00:10:19,279 and then this person pushed Mr Green off the balcony to his death 187 00:10:19,280 --> 00:10:21,479 and then made his or her escape 188 00:10:21,480 --> 00:10:23,119 without, as far as I can tell, 189 00:10:23,120 --> 00:10:25,799 leaving any indication as to who our killer is 190 00:10:25,800 --> 00:10:28,879 or, indeed, why John Green had to die. 191 00:10:28,880 --> 00:10:30,919 Hmm. 192 00:10:30,920 --> 00:10:33,840 This is not really adding up to a pile of very much. 193 00:10:42,720 --> 00:10:44,159 Aunt Mary. 194 00:10:44,160 --> 00:10:45,920 - You all right? - Yeah. 195 00:10:47,320 --> 00:10:49,519 I was just thinking about that poor man. 196 00:10:49,520 --> 00:10:51,839 Yes, yes, I know. 197 00:10:51,840 --> 00:10:53,559 Only, what with the case, 198 00:10:53,560 --> 00:10:55,759 I'm afraid I won't be able to spend much time with you 199 00:10:55,760 --> 00:10:57,239 over the next few days. 200 00:10:57,240 --> 00:10:59,839 Oh, don't worry about me. I'll be fine. 201 00:10:59,840 --> 00:11:02,359 - Are you sure? - Of course. 202 00:11:02,360 --> 00:11:04,680 Now you go and catch whoever did this. 203 00:11:08,440 --> 00:11:10,760 - I'll see you tomorrow. - Yeah. 204 00:11:32,480 --> 00:11:33,719 What's that, old chap? 205 00:11:33,720 --> 00:11:35,040 Someone coming? 206 00:11:36,120 --> 00:11:37,199 There is? 207 00:11:38,760 --> 00:11:41,119 Gosh, well, this is a development in our relationship. 208 00:11:41,120 --> 00:11:43,359 My very own guard lizard. 209 00:11:43,360 --> 00:11:46,040 Ah, who disappears at the first sign of danger. 210 00:11:47,120 --> 00:11:48,319 Ah, Florence! 211 00:11:48,320 --> 00:11:49,760 - Good morning, sir. - Morning. 212 00:11:51,360 --> 00:11:53,039 Are you OK? 213 00:11:53,040 --> 00:11:55,079 Yes, couldn't be better. 214 00:11:55,080 --> 00:11:56,679 Er, although I've been checking, 215 00:11:56,680 --> 00:12:00,399 and John Green's got no criminal record or criminal associates 216 00:12:00,400 --> 00:12:02,959 on the UK Police database or Interpol. 217 00:12:02,960 --> 00:12:05,079 Oh, and I've spoken to immigration, as well, 218 00:12:05,080 --> 00:12:07,799 and he's never been on Saint Marie before, either. 219 00:12:07,800 --> 00:12:11,519 - He hasn't? - No. This was his first visit to the island. 220 00:12:11,520 --> 00:12:15,840 Then how come he was murdered within hours of arriving here? 221 00:12:18,480 --> 00:12:20,159 Yes, well, if I hear anything further, 222 00:12:20,160 --> 00:12:22,559 I'll be the first to let you know, of course. 223 00:12:22,560 --> 00:12:24,079 Yes. 224 00:12:24,080 --> 00:12:26,559 All right, thank you, goodbye. 225 00:12:26,560 --> 00:12:29,119 Mr Green's boss, sir? 226 00:12:29,120 --> 00:12:32,239 Yes. He was rather shocked to hear the news. 227 00:12:32,240 --> 00:12:34,679 What did he have to say about the victim? 228 00:12:34,680 --> 00:12:38,999 Well, it's all rather sad, really, Dwayne. 229 00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:40,999 He said Mr Green was hard-working, 230 00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:43,999 honest, popular with staff and customers alike. 231 00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:47,679 Said he runs the office pub quiz team 232 00:12:47,680 --> 00:12:51,839 and last year he was a brilliant Secret Santa at the office Christmas party. 233 00:12:51,840 --> 00:12:54,639 So, Florence, tell me we've got something from the fingerprints 234 00:12:54,640 --> 00:12:56,039 we took from the victim's room. 235 00:12:56,040 --> 00:12:59,359 I'm sorry, but the only fingerprints I've been able to identify 236 00:12:59,360 --> 00:13:01,159 all belong to the victim, 237 00:13:01,160 --> 00:13:03,439 although you should know, the door handle to the room 238 00:13:03,440 --> 00:13:06,959 didn't have any prints on it at all. It had been completely wiped clean. 239 00:13:06,960 --> 00:13:09,199 Which suggests our killer knew what they were doing. 240 00:13:09,200 --> 00:13:12,199 Dwayne, how you getting on with the hotel's CCTV discs? 241 00:13:12,200 --> 00:13:13,839 Well, Chief, we've got two discs - 242 00:13:13,840 --> 00:13:17,199 one covering yesterday from 2pm to 2am 243 00:13:17,200 --> 00:13:19,359 and the other one from 2am onwards. 244 00:13:19,360 --> 00:13:21,119 This is the one I started with. 245 00:13:21,120 --> 00:13:25,039 And you can see here, your aunt Mary calls down to report the murder. 246 00:13:25,040 --> 00:13:27,239 Freddie goes off to find the body. 247 00:13:27,240 --> 00:13:28,999 And if we keep moving, 248 00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:30,279 it's later... 249 00:13:30,280 --> 00:13:31,319 There. 250 00:13:31,320 --> 00:13:33,119 We arrive to inspect the body. 251 00:13:33,120 --> 00:13:35,599 There is no evidence of the killer making their escape, 252 00:13:35,600 --> 00:13:38,319 but, then again, they could've left by another route. 253 00:13:38,320 --> 00:13:39,799 Good morning, everybody! 254 00:13:39,800 --> 00:13:41,039 Ah, JP! 255 00:13:41,040 --> 00:13:44,359 - How you doing, Chief? - Yes, I'm quite well, thank you. - Good. 256 00:13:44,360 --> 00:13:47,439 OK, so I've been back to the hotel, talking to staff, 257 00:13:47,440 --> 00:13:49,639 and a few people who spoke to Mr Green yesterday said 258 00:13:49,640 --> 00:13:53,519 that he was a really nice guy, friendly, typical holiday-maker, 259 00:13:53,520 --> 00:13:55,119 but I do have one lead. 260 00:13:55,120 --> 00:13:57,559 - You have? - Yes, I spoke to a receptionist 261 00:13:57,560 --> 00:14:00,799 and she says she organised a taxi for Mr Green at about 4pm. 262 00:14:00,800 --> 00:14:01,919 She did? 263 00:14:01,920 --> 00:14:03,039 Where did he go? 264 00:14:03,040 --> 00:14:05,399 From the hotel to the botanical gardens. 265 00:14:05,400 --> 00:14:06,879 He was gone for about an hour 266 00:14:06,880 --> 00:14:09,599 - and then another taxi brought him back again. - Well done, JP. 267 00:14:09,600 --> 00:14:10,999 Whatever I can do to help, Chief. 268 00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:13,039 And you know what? Maybe that's where John Green 269 00:14:13,040 --> 00:14:14,639 met the person who later killed him. 270 00:14:14,640 --> 00:14:16,639 I think we should go and check it out, Florence, 271 00:14:16,640 --> 00:14:19,839 although I'd like to pop in on the hotel on the way. I want to see how my aunt is. 272 00:14:19,840 --> 00:14:21,839 Good idea. 273 00:14:21,840 --> 00:14:24,959 Ah, Mr and Mrs Bachman, how have you been this past year? 274 00:14:24,960 --> 00:14:26,959 - Hello! - Oh! 275 00:14:26,960 --> 00:14:29,159 Oh, thank you. 276 00:14:29,160 --> 00:14:32,319 Good morning, Freddie. I wonder, have you seen my aunt today? 277 00:14:32,320 --> 00:14:34,959 She's at the beach-side bar with her friend. 278 00:14:34,960 --> 00:14:36,919 - Her friend? - Miss Lewis. - I'm sorry... 279 00:14:36,920 --> 00:14:38,799 Hello, Freddie. 280 00:14:38,800 --> 00:14:41,080 - Let me help you. - She has a friend? 281 00:14:53,240 --> 00:14:55,319 Auntie. 282 00:14:55,320 --> 00:14:57,119 Sir? 283 00:14:57,120 --> 00:14:58,519 Morning, Inspector. 284 00:14:58,520 --> 00:15:00,439 Detective Sergeant. 285 00:15:00,440 --> 00:15:03,439 The Commissioner came to find me. Check I was OK. 286 00:15:03,440 --> 00:15:04,999 Isn't that kind of him? 287 00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:06,239 You did, sir? 288 00:15:06,240 --> 00:15:08,599 And he's had the most brilliant idea. 289 00:15:08,600 --> 00:15:12,319 Because it's important you focus on the case now, 290 00:15:12,320 --> 00:15:16,719 and yet it would be terrible if your aunt's first day on the island 291 00:15:16,720 --> 00:15:18,679 should tarnish the rest of her stay here. 292 00:15:18,680 --> 00:15:20,999 So, the Commissioner's cleared his diary 293 00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:23,319 and he says he's going to show me the sights himself. 294 00:15:23,320 --> 00:15:25,159 Wow! 295 00:15:25,160 --> 00:15:27,239 Wow. 296 00:15:27,240 --> 00:15:31,559 And you're sure you can, er, spare the time, sir? 297 00:15:31,560 --> 00:15:34,160 It's a sacrifice I'm prepared to make... 298 00:15:38,240 --> 00:15:39,960 ...for the case. 299 00:15:43,280 --> 00:15:44,600 Wonderful. 300 00:15:45,680 --> 00:15:47,080 Can I ask you a question? 301 00:15:48,440 --> 00:15:51,199 Did you see this man here yesterday? 302 00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:52,879 Thank you. 303 00:15:52,880 --> 00:15:54,079 Any progress, sir? 304 00:15:54,080 --> 00:15:55,599 I've spoken to reception 305 00:15:55,600 --> 00:15:58,119 and they don't remember seeing John Green here yesterday. 306 00:15:58,120 --> 00:16:00,439 And I can't find anyone who saw him, either. 307 00:16:00,440 --> 00:16:02,919 Although it is a big place. 308 00:16:02,920 --> 00:16:05,319 And there are hundreds of tourists here every day. 309 00:16:05,320 --> 00:16:08,880 I mean, what if they just didn't notice him? 310 00:16:13,200 --> 00:16:14,400 Still nothing. 311 00:16:18,240 --> 00:16:21,119 - Hey. You got to tell me what's going on. - Mm? 312 00:16:21,120 --> 00:16:22,840 You keep smiling to yourself. 313 00:16:24,960 --> 00:16:26,199 There's something up. 314 00:16:26,200 --> 00:16:27,879 Well, er, 315 00:16:27,880 --> 00:16:30,159 you're right, Dwayne, um... 316 00:16:30,160 --> 00:16:32,839 but you're not allowed to tell anyone, you know, because... 317 00:16:32,840 --> 00:16:35,319 Well, I don't really know how to put this, er... 318 00:16:35,320 --> 00:16:36,680 Whoa. 319 00:16:38,160 --> 00:16:39,320 I think... 320 00:16:40,640 --> 00:16:42,559 ...I'm in love. 321 00:16:42,560 --> 00:16:44,319 You? In love? 322 00:16:44,320 --> 00:16:46,439 Yes it's... It's... It's Rosey. 323 00:16:46,440 --> 00:16:48,519 - Rosey? - Yes, I love her. 324 00:16:48,520 --> 00:16:51,719 And, you know, I keep on forgetting that that's how I feel, you know? 325 00:16:51,720 --> 00:16:54,599 So, I just find myself doing something like... 326 00:16:54,600 --> 00:16:57,279 like going through the immigration lists and then 327 00:16:57,280 --> 00:17:00,599 I suddenly remember and I just start to smile. 328 00:17:00,600 --> 00:17:03,119 I can't wait to tell her. 329 00:17:03,120 --> 00:17:05,399 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 330 00:17:05,400 --> 00:17:07,439 You're going to do what? 331 00:17:07,440 --> 00:17:09,359 Tell Rosey I love her. 332 00:17:09,360 --> 00:17:10,520 Are you crazy? 333 00:17:11,600 --> 00:17:14,319 You can't ever tell a woman you love her. 334 00:17:14,320 --> 00:17:15,680 - I can't? - No! 335 00:17:16,960 --> 00:17:18,879 Because once you tell a woman that, 336 00:17:18,880 --> 00:17:19,920 they own you. 337 00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:23,679 And the next thing you know, you'll be telling your friends you 338 00:17:23,680 --> 00:17:26,199 can't see them tonight because you fancy a "quiet night in". 339 00:17:26,200 --> 00:17:28,039 So I... 340 00:17:28,040 --> 00:17:30,399 I don't tell her I love her? 341 00:17:30,400 --> 00:17:32,759 No! 342 00:17:32,760 --> 00:17:34,999 Listen, JP. 343 00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:37,399 You want a healthy relationship with a woman, right? 344 00:17:37,400 --> 00:17:40,079 Yes, yes. That's... That's exactly what I want, Dwayne. 345 00:17:40,080 --> 00:17:41,720 Then never tell her the truth. 346 00:17:53,120 --> 00:17:54,799 How were the botanical gardens, sir? 347 00:17:54,800 --> 00:17:56,320 Not a thing. How about you? 348 00:17:57,640 --> 00:17:59,999 - I think I may be onto something, you know? - Really? 349 00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:02,719 - You are? - I said maybe. 350 00:18:02,720 --> 00:18:04,119 You see, 351 00:18:04,120 --> 00:18:06,799 I started on the other CCTV disc, you know, 352 00:18:06,800 --> 00:18:08,919 the one from the afternoon? 353 00:18:08,920 --> 00:18:11,159 And there's John Green checking in. 354 00:18:11,160 --> 00:18:13,959 He looks just like any other tourist, right, Chief? 355 00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:17,039 And here's you checking in your aunt Mary just moments later. 356 00:18:17,040 --> 00:18:18,839 Gosh, does my hair really look like that? 357 00:18:18,840 --> 00:18:21,599 OK, but if you go forward ten minutes 358 00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:23,199 this guy turns up. 359 00:18:23,200 --> 00:18:25,359 - And who is he? - His name's Neil Jenkins. 360 00:18:25,360 --> 00:18:27,439 He's a career criminal from the UK, 361 00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:29,199 who came to the island nine years ago. 362 00:18:29,200 --> 00:18:32,239 The police back in the UK asked us to keep an eye on him. 363 00:18:32,240 --> 00:18:34,279 He's done time for ABH - twice. 364 00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:36,679 - And you recognised him? - You better believe it. 365 00:18:36,680 --> 00:18:39,679 When he came here, I made sure I introduced myself to him. 366 00:18:39,680 --> 00:18:41,479 Is there any footage of him 367 00:18:41,480 --> 00:18:43,439 talking to John Green or interacting at all? 368 00:18:43,440 --> 00:18:47,079 - No, Chief. - Or anything else incriminating Mr Jenkins 369 00:18:47,080 --> 00:18:48,559 in Mr Green's murder? 370 00:18:48,560 --> 00:18:50,559 Yes. He's a known criminal 371 00:18:50,560 --> 00:18:54,079 and he was in the same hotel as the victim that afternoon. 372 00:18:54,080 --> 00:18:56,039 That's pretty tenuous, Dwayne, 373 00:18:56,040 --> 00:19:00,120 but if that's all we've got, let's go and pay Mr Jenkins a visit. 374 00:19:02,920 --> 00:19:05,119 Thanks so much for agreeing to see us. 375 00:19:05,120 --> 00:19:08,879 Always a pleasure to assist the local constabulary. 376 00:19:08,880 --> 00:19:10,639 How can we help? 377 00:19:10,640 --> 00:19:12,759 Well, it's, er... It's just that... 378 00:19:12,760 --> 00:19:14,559 Oh, wow! 379 00:19:14,560 --> 00:19:16,599 Um, it's er, 380 00:19:16,600 --> 00:19:19,399 just that your name came up as part of our enquiries. 381 00:19:19,400 --> 00:19:20,799 Really? 382 00:19:20,800 --> 00:19:21,840 Hello. 383 00:19:23,440 --> 00:19:25,759 Would you rather we had this conversation elsewhere? 384 00:19:25,760 --> 00:19:26,999 No. 385 00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:30,279 I haven't got any secrets from my wife. Ask away. 386 00:19:30,280 --> 00:19:31,320 OK. 387 00:19:32,760 --> 00:19:35,359 Were you at La Toubana Hotel yesterday? 388 00:19:35,360 --> 00:19:37,439 Yeah. Yeah. 389 00:19:37,440 --> 00:19:38,839 I'm a member of the gym there. 390 00:19:38,840 --> 00:19:41,320 What time did you arrive and leave? 391 00:19:44,280 --> 00:19:45,599 Got there about half past two. 392 00:19:45,600 --> 00:19:47,039 Went to the gym, came out, 393 00:19:47,040 --> 00:19:48,879 sat about in the sun for an hour. 394 00:19:48,880 --> 00:19:50,599 Got home about four o'clock. 395 00:19:50,600 --> 00:19:53,199 Does the name John Green mean anything to you? 396 00:19:53,200 --> 00:19:54,640 No. Don't think so. Ella? 397 00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:58,479 - What's that, sorry? - Do you know a John Green, love? 398 00:19:58,480 --> 00:20:00,560 No. Why? 399 00:20:01,760 --> 00:20:03,839 This is him. 400 00:20:03,840 --> 00:20:05,679 Please have a good look. 401 00:20:05,680 --> 00:20:08,959 Do you recognise him at all? 402 00:20:08,960 --> 00:20:11,519 No. Never seen him. 403 00:20:11,520 --> 00:20:14,759 And where were you both last night around, er, 2am? 404 00:20:14,760 --> 00:20:17,040 Well, I was in bed with my wife. 405 00:20:18,120 --> 00:20:19,239 What is all this? 406 00:20:19,240 --> 00:20:20,359 Can you prove that? 407 00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:23,279 No, darling. 408 00:20:23,280 --> 00:20:27,559 I was in bed with my wife, Ella. She'll alibi me. 409 00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:30,319 Oh, and I should tell you that I'm on sleeping pills, 410 00:20:30,320 --> 00:20:33,439 so come about midnight I was out for the count. 411 00:20:33,440 --> 00:20:34,959 - Isn't that right, dear? - Yeah. 412 00:20:34,960 --> 00:20:38,199 When I went to bed at midnight, Neil had been asleep for over an hour. 413 00:20:38,200 --> 00:20:40,319 Anyway, what's it matter where we were at 2am? 414 00:20:40,320 --> 00:20:42,959 - It's when this man was murdered at La Toubana Hotel. - No! 415 00:20:42,960 --> 00:20:46,319 All right, love. All right. And you think 416 00:20:46,320 --> 00:20:48,439 because I was in the area earlier in the day, 417 00:20:48,440 --> 00:20:51,719 that that man's death might have something to do with me? Eh? 418 00:20:51,720 --> 00:20:53,920 Well, unless you got any more questions, get out. 419 00:20:55,160 --> 00:20:56,880 Thanks for your help. 420 00:20:59,440 --> 00:21:00,999 Is it just a coincidence? I mean, 421 00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:03,599 the man had to be somewhere on the day of the murder 422 00:21:03,600 --> 00:21:06,319 and both he and his wife say he's got an alibi for the time 423 00:21:06,320 --> 00:21:08,639 John Green was killed. 424 00:21:08,640 --> 00:21:12,039 And I can't find any link to Neil Jenkins on Mr Green's phone, sir. 425 00:21:12,040 --> 00:21:13,639 That's hardly surprising. 426 00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:16,319 Neil Jenkins hasn't been back to the UK in the last nine years. 427 00:21:16,320 --> 00:21:18,679 And John Green has never been to Saint Marie before. 428 00:21:18,680 --> 00:21:21,399 Yeah, so how could the two men possibly have known each other? 429 00:21:21,400 --> 00:21:23,639 It's a very good point. 430 00:21:23,640 --> 00:21:26,439 Yes, but how about the other Brits currently on the island? 431 00:21:26,440 --> 00:21:28,959 JP, have you been through the list immigration sent over? 432 00:21:28,960 --> 00:21:32,359 I have, and I compared the names on the list to Mr Green's contacts 433 00:21:32,360 --> 00:21:36,119 on his phone and no-one he knows has arrived on the island. 434 00:21:36,120 --> 00:21:39,479 Also, sir, I've gone through Mr Green's e-mails 435 00:21:39,480 --> 00:21:41,559 and he was just a regular, normal guy. 436 00:21:41,560 --> 00:21:44,559 MOBILE PHONE RINGS Oh, er... 437 00:21:44,560 --> 00:21:47,559 Oh, gosh. Sorry, I'd better get this. 438 00:21:47,560 --> 00:21:49,199 Auntie! 439 00:21:49,200 --> 00:21:50,959 How are you? 440 00:21:50,960 --> 00:21:52,999 Oh, you're at Catherine's bar? 441 00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:56,039 How very clever of the Commissioner. 442 00:21:56,040 --> 00:21:59,519 Yes, we've actually got to finish up here, anyway. 443 00:21:59,520 --> 00:22:01,479 All right, see you then. 444 00:22:01,480 --> 00:22:02,879 OK, everyone, 445 00:22:02,880 --> 00:22:04,359 that's all we can do today. 446 00:22:04,360 --> 00:22:07,559 Er, but everything we've learnt about John Green tells us 447 00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:10,879 he was hard-working, honest... 448 00:22:10,880 --> 00:22:12,639 A good egg, no less. 449 00:22:12,640 --> 00:22:15,559 A bon oeuf, Florence. 450 00:22:15,560 --> 00:22:17,839 So, how come within hours of arriving on holiday, 451 00:22:17,840 --> 00:22:19,879 visiting an island he'd never been to before 452 00:22:19,880 --> 00:22:22,039 and travelling on his own, no less, 453 00:22:22,040 --> 00:22:24,919 someone got into this honest and well-liked man's room 454 00:22:24,920 --> 00:22:27,080 and brutally threw him to his death? 455 00:22:29,080 --> 00:22:31,679 Well, we had a lovely day, didn't we, Selwyn? 456 00:22:31,680 --> 00:22:32,919 Oh, yes. 457 00:22:32,920 --> 00:22:37,079 And it's so nice to hear the old stories about you, Inspector. 458 00:22:37,080 --> 00:22:38,639 What stories would these be? 459 00:22:38,640 --> 00:22:41,279 Well, I had no idea you had a family nickname. 460 00:22:41,280 --> 00:22:42,879 I... I don't. 461 00:22:42,880 --> 00:22:45,119 Oh, come on, Humphrey, you remember. 462 00:22:45,120 --> 00:22:46,199 I don't! 463 00:22:46,200 --> 00:22:48,679 You were about eight or nine years old. 464 00:22:48,680 --> 00:22:51,559 Back then, Humphrey had a quite a little tummy on him. In fact... 465 00:22:51,560 --> 00:22:54,239 In fact, he was almost entirely spherical. 466 00:22:54,240 --> 00:22:56,399 Auntie, you are not telling this story. 467 00:22:56,400 --> 00:22:59,559 And, er, we went to the local museum 468 00:22:59,560 --> 00:23:03,199 and they had this old gaol that we loved looking at. 469 00:23:03,200 --> 00:23:05,239 You ARE telling this story. 470 00:23:05,240 --> 00:23:08,279 And Humphrey was sitting on the wall outside. 471 00:23:08,280 --> 00:23:10,919 Only he fell off it and banged his head 472 00:23:10,920 --> 00:23:13,079 and that's when he got his family nickname. 473 00:23:13,080 --> 00:23:14,399 What was it? 474 00:23:14,400 --> 00:23:16,359 Humpty Dumpty! 475 00:23:23,680 --> 00:23:25,799 Are you all right, JP? 476 00:23:25,800 --> 00:23:28,400 Oh, er, yes. Yes, I'm totally fine. 477 00:23:29,800 --> 00:23:30,920 Thanks for asking. 478 00:23:33,080 --> 00:23:34,880 You look a bit confused. 479 00:23:37,040 --> 00:23:38,639 Well, 480 00:23:38,640 --> 00:23:41,039 to be honest with you, er... 481 00:23:41,040 --> 00:23:42,999 I am a bit confused. 482 00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:44,360 But why? 483 00:23:46,200 --> 00:23:47,879 Is it girl trouble? 484 00:23:47,880 --> 00:23:51,599 Well, no. No, it's the opposite, in fact. 485 00:23:51,600 --> 00:23:53,799 Or if you put it another way, 486 00:23:53,800 --> 00:23:55,799 yes. 487 00:23:55,800 --> 00:23:57,000 Yes, it is. 488 00:23:58,440 --> 00:23:59,879 No way, Chief?! 489 00:23:59,880 --> 00:24:02,799 Yes, I'm sorry, Dwayne, but it's true. 490 00:24:02,800 --> 00:24:05,879 It is my deepest and darkest secret. 491 00:24:05,880 --> 00:24:08,679 You used to perform magic shows? 492 00:24:08,680 --> 00:24:10,319 You should've seen them! 493 00:24:10,320 --> 00:24:11,719 He'd make a poster. 494 00:24:11,720 --> 00:24:14,200 "Humphrey's Marvellous Magic Show!" 495 00:24:15,320 --> 00:24:17,279 And he'd come out in a little bow tie 496 00:24:17,280 --> 00:24:19,439 and do all these wonderful card tricks. 497 00:24:19,440 --> 00:24:21,319 A little bow tie? 498 00:24:21,320 --> 00:24:23,639 Well, yes, I was only ten years old at the time, 499 00:24:23,640 --> 00:24:26,279 so it had to be quite small. 500 00:24:26,280 --> 00:24:28,040 Anyway, it's been a long day. 501 00:24:29,360 --> 00:24:32,639 Er, Humphrey, perhaps you'd escort me back to the hotel? 502 00:24:32,640 --> 00:24:33,800 Yes, of course, Auntie. 503 00:24:36,240 --> 00:24:37,799 Please. 504 00:24:37,800 --> 00:24:39,799 Thank you for a wonderful day. 505 00:24:39,800 --> 00:24:41,920 The pleasure was all mine, Aunt Mary. 506 00:24:44,320 --> 00:24:45,999 Thank you. 507 00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:47,239 I'll see you all soon. 508 00:24:47,240 --> 00:24:50,480 Bye-bye. Au revoir. Bye-bye. 509 00:24:51,640 --> 00:24:52,879 Same again, everyone? 510 00:24:52,880 --> 00:24:54,880 I'll give you a hand, Commissioner. 511 00:24:56,240 --> 00:24:59,799 - Dwayne, what have you done? - What? - The advice you gave JP! 512 00:24:59,800 --> 00:25:01,199 And what advice would that be? 513 00:25:01,200 --> 00:25:04,879 That JP must never tell Rosey that he's fallen in love with her. 514 00:25:04,880 --> 00:25:07,799 - Oh. - What did you do? - I... 515 00:25:07,800 --> 00:25:09,919 But... It's... It's... 516 00:25:09,920 --> 00:25:12,719 It's because... You know how it is, ladies - 517 00:25:12,720 --> 00:25:15,199 when men get too clingy... 518 00:25:15,200 --> 00:25:17,119 it puts you right off. 519 00:25:17,120 --> 00:25:19,519 If he loves her, he has to tell her. 520 00:25:19,520 --> 00:25:22,119 It's you he looks up to. 521 00:25:22,120 --> 00:25:25,640 You need to get him to tell Rosey how he feels about her. 522 00:25:26,760 --> 00:25:27,800 Ah! 523 00:25:36,720 --> 00:25:40,239 I'm sorry I didn't get to spend any time with you today. 524 00:25:40,240 --> 00:25:42,119 Oh, don't worry about it. 525 00:25:42,120 --> 00:25:43,679 I had a wonderful time. 526 00:25:43,680 --> 00:25:45,359 Yes. 527 00:25:45,360 --> 00:25:48,640 Although there was something I wanted to say, and, er... 528 00:25:49,720 --> 00:25:52,119 ...I thought maybe I'd find the right time to say it, 529 00:25:52,120 --> 00:25:54,159 but maybe there never is a right time. 530 00:25:54,160 --> 00:25:55,999 What is it? 531 00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:57,879 Humphrey, look! 532 00:25:57,880 --> 00:25:59,400 That's John Green's room. 533 00:26:00,600 --> 00:26:02,520 My God, there's someone in there! 534 00:26:10,400 --> 00:26:12,320 This is the police! Who's there?! 535 00:26:38,480 --> 00:26:40,719 Aaargh! 536 00:26:40,720 --> 00:26:43,400 Argh! Oh! Ohh! 537 00:26:57,840 --> 00:26:59,079 Sir! 538 00:26:59,080 --> 00:27:00,719 - Oh, Florence. - Are you all right? 539 00:27:00,720 --> 00:27:04,199 He has a cut to his head and suspected concussion. 540 00:27:04,200 --> 00:27:06,439 They've got to take him in for observation, 541 00:27:06,440 --> 00:27:08,199 but he's going to be all right. 542 00:27:08,200 --> 00:27:10,879 I... I'm just a bit woozy and... 543 00:27:10,880 --> 00:27:13,439 a little bit hurty up there. 544 00:27:13,440 --> 00:27:15,279 What happened? 545 00:27:15,280 --> 00:27:17,799 Someone broke into John Green's hotel room. 546 00:27:17,800 --> 00:27:19,519 They were looking for something. 547 00:27:19,520 --> 00:27:22,799 But Humphrey didn't see who it was, or what they were looking for. 548 00:27:22,800 --> 00:27:24,999 You know, it's got to be our killer, Florence. 549 00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:26,759 OK, don't worry, sir. 550 00:27:26,760 --> 00:27:30,159 I'll get JP to work the scene and we'll discover who did this. 551 00:27:30,160 --> 00:27:32,159 Yes, I know you will. Thank you. 552 00:27:32,160 --> 00:27:35,479 But please, first, would you escort Mary to her room? 553 00:27:35,480 --> 00:27:38,999 No way - I'm not leaving your side after what happened. 554 00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:41,039 No, I'm coming to the hospital with you. 555 00:27:41,040 --> 00:27:42,440 OK, you can take him now. 556 00:28:04,760 --> 00:28:07,320 I've got some water and some grapes. 557 00:28:09,320 --> 00:28:11,399 Where did you get grapes from? 558 00:28:11,400 --> 00:28:14,879 Ah... A woman has to have her mystery. 559 00:28:14,880 --> 00:28:16,999 Before, you know... 560 00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:18,040 I got tonked... 561 00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:22,959 ...you were trying to tell me something. 562 00:28:22,960 --> 00:28:25,200 So your memory's not affected. 563 00:28:27,600 --> 00:28:28,640 Unlike mine. 564 00:28:30,480 --> 00:28:32,599 I'm losing my marbles. 565 00:28:32,600 --> 00:28:33,999 What? 566 00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:36,839 Though some people would say I never had any in the first place, 567 00:28:36,840 --> 00:28:37,999 but, er... 568 00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:39,040 Well... 569 00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:43,079 ...I went to the doctor, and he did some tests. 570 00:28:43,080 --> 00:28:44,479 You're not losing your marbles. 571 00:28:44,480 --> 00:28:45,879 Oh, I am, Humphrey. 572 00:28:45,880 --> 00:28:47,039 I forget things. 573 00:28:47,040 --> 00:28:49,399 We all forget things. 574 00:28:49,400 --> 00:28:51,319 I can't remember what day it is half the time. 575 00:28:51,320 --> 00:28:52,760 I know. But... 576 00:28:55,440 --> 00:28:59,159 ...I forget recipes that I've been making my whole life, and... 577 00:28:59,160 --> 00:29:01,200 the names of friends. 578 00:29:03,280 --> 00:29:06,439 You know, I can't do logic puzzles any more. 579 00:29:06,440 --> 00:29:07,840 That's what you do. 580 00:29:08,960 --> 00:29:10,000 Puzzles. 581 00:29:11,920 --> 00:29:13,359 That's what we do. 582 00:29:13,360 --> 00:29:14,800 It's scary. 583 00:29:16,600 --> 00:29:18,800 I've had a wonderful life... 584 00:29:20,440 --> 00:29:22,520 ...and now I'm going to forget it all. 585 00:29:25,120 --> 00:29:29,119 Well, that was my reason for this trip. 586 00:29:29,120 --> 00:29:34,720 I wanted to spend some time with you while I can still remember. 587 00:29:36,400 --> 00:29:39,000 And I wanted to be the one who told you. 588 00:29:41,680 --> 00:29:43,160 And now I have. 589 00:29:56,240 --> 00:29:58,199 So you reckon the chief will be OK, Sarge? 590 00:29:58,200 --> 00:29:59,240 He should be fine. 591 00:30:00,760 --> 00:30:02,159 Oh, JP... 592 00:30:02,160 --> 00:30:04,559 Did you discover what the intruder was looking for? 593 00:30:04,560 --> 00:30:05,959 Er... I'm sorry. 594 00:30:05,960 --> 00:30:09,359 I mean, the drawers were open, the victim's luggage was pulled apart... 595 00:30:09,360 --> 00:30:12,039 I mean, the intruder was definitely looking for something, 596 00:30:12,040 --> 00:30:13,359 but I have no idea what it was, 597 00:30:13,360 --> 00:30:15,079 or if he even found it before he ran away. 598 00:30:15,080 --> 00:30:16,799 Then what about fingerprints? 599 00:30:16,800 --> 00:30:19,239 No new prints on any other surfaces I could find. 600 00:30:19,240 --> 00:30:21,159 So the intruder was wearing gloves. 601 00:30:21,160 --> 00:30:23,439 - Almost certainly. - Like he was the first time. 602 00:30:23,440 --> 00:30:24,959 What have you got on your side? 603 00:30:24,960 --> 00:30:27,759 I'm trying to run background checks on Mr Green's contacts, 604 00:30:27,760 --> 00:30:29,079 but I'm struggling. 605 00:30:29,080 --> 00:30:30,639 He only knows about 30 people, 606 00:30:30,640 --> 00:30:33,439 and they're all from his home town, Colchester. 607 00:30:33,440 --> 00:30:34,999 It's just not much to go on. 608 00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:37,159 It's just like his credit report, Sarge. 609 00:30:37,160 --> 00:30:40,479 It's all above board, but where it lists previous residences, 610 00:30:40,480 --> 00:30:42,279 it's only got his Colchester address, 611 00:30:42,280 --> 00:30:44,359 which he moved into five years ago. 612 00:30:44,360 --> 00:30:46,719 There are no other addresses listed before then. 613 00:30:46,720 --> 00:30:49,479 But he must have lived somewhere before then. 614 00:30:49,480 --> 00:30:51,199 You know what? 615 00:30:51,200 --> 00:30:54,600 I think his passport was only issued five years ago. 616 00:30:57,120 --> 00:30:58,440 Yeah, it was. 617 00:31:00,480 --> 00:31:01,519 OK, everyone. 618 00:31:01,520 --> 00:31:04,279 I think we need to find out what John Green was up to 619 00:31:04,280 --> 00:31:05,600 before five years ago. 620 00:31:17,080 --> 00:31:18,439 What is it? 621 00:31:18,440 --> 00:31:19,559 Chicken soup. 622 00:31:19,560 --> 00:31:20,599 Mmm. 623 00:31:20,600 --> 00:31:22,959 Everyone needs chicken soup when they're ill. 624 00:31:22,960 --> 00:31:23,999 Yes, quite. 625 00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:25,920 Ahem... 626 00:31:29,400 --> 00:31:31,680 - What do you think? - Er, well, it's, er... 627 00:31:32,640 --> 00:31:33,999 It's delicious. 628 00:31:36,520 --> 00:31:38,199 Now... 629 00:31:38,200 --> 00:31:40,359 No over-exciting him. 630 00:31:40,360 --> 00:31:41,839 I've spoken to the doctor, 631 00:31:41,840 --> 00:31:45,919 and he needs complete bed rest for at least another day. 632 00:31:45,920 --> 00:31:47,359 OK? 633 00:31:47,360 --> 00:31:48,760 - Of course. - Yes. 634 00:31:59,560 --> 00:32:02,159 Nuts to that. You've made a breakthrough, haven't you? 635 00:32:02,160 --> 00:32:04,159 Yes, what she said. 636 00:32:04,160 --> 00:32:07,759 Well, sir, we finally realised we didn't have a single record 637 00:32:07,760 --> 00:32:09,759 for John Green from more than five years ago. 638 00:32:09,760 --> 00:32:13,079 It was like he didn't exist before 2011. 639 00:32:13,080 --> 00:32:16,119 That's when Sarge came up with her genius idea. 640 00:32:16,120 --> 00:32:18,599 What if he DIDN'T exist before 2011? 641 00:32:18,600 --> 00:32:20,239 Ah, that's not possible! 642 00:32:20,240 --> 00:32:21,999 It's not his real identity, is it? 643 00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:24,119 I got onto the police back in Essex, 644 00:32:24,120 --> 00:32:26,599 but at the right level this time - the superintendent - 645 00:32:26,600 --> 00:32:29,119 and she was able to confirm my suspicions 646 00:32:29,120 --> 00:32:30,959 and put me onto John Green's handler. 647 00:32:30,960 --> 00:32:32,959 John Green is not his real name, Chief. 648 00:32:32,960 --> 00:32:35,199 It's Marcus Knight. He was a crooked accountant 649 00:32:35,200 --> 00:32:37,199 who worked with a number of criminal families, 650 00:32:37,200 --> 00:32:39,719 and a load of diamond merchants from the East End of London. 651 00:32:39,720 --> 00:32:40,919 Oh, this is wonderful! 652 00:32:40,920 --> 00:32:43,879 But six years ago, he knew the police were closing in on him, 653 00:32:43,880 --> 00:32:45,599 so he turned his files over to them 654 00:32:45,600 --> 00:32:47,999 in return for a reduced sentence and a new identity. 655 00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:50,639 Yes, his evidence put seven other criminals in prison. 656 00:32:50,640 --> 00:32:53,639 Although the police still suspected Mr Knight had stolen the best part 657 00:32:53,640 --> 00:32:56,879 of a quarter of a million pounds from his clients before he went to the police. 658 00:32:56,880 --> 00:32:59,239 Not that they were able to prove it or recover the money. 659 00:32:59,240 --> 00:33:01,439 But once he'd served his time for false accounting, 660 00:33:01,440 --> 00:33:03,159 the Government gave Mr Knight a new name 661 00:33:03,160 --> 00:33:04,679 and put him in witness protection. 662 00:33:04,680 --> 00:33:07,759 - Brilliant! Well done, everyone. - We've already been onto immigration, 663 00:33:07,760 --> 00:33:10,999 and they say Marcus Knight visited the island six years ago. 664 00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:13,879 Just before he turned himself in to the UK police. 665 00:33:13,880 --> 00:33:15,639 He's been to the island before? 666 00:33:15,640 --> 00:33:18,599 In which case, Florence, you need to compile a list of all 667 00:33:18,600 --> 00:33:21,319 Marcus Knight's known associates before he went to prison, 668 00:33:21,320 --> 00:33:24,719 starting with those criminals he turned Queen's evidence against. 669 00:33:24,720 --> 00:33:26,039 Yes, sir. 670 00:33:26,040 --> 00:33:28,239 Ah... yes, well, well done, well done, everyone. 671 00:33:28,240 --> 00:33:29,559 Perhaps I'd better... 672 00:33:29,560 --> 00:33:30,920 - HE SIGHS - ..rest. 673 00:33:50,400 --> 00:33:52,639 - MACHINERY BLEEPS - Hmm! 674 00:33:52,640 --> 00:33:55,439 - Don't worry, Aunt Mary, er... just a moment... 675 00:33:55,440 --> 00:33:56,479 Ah hello, hello. 676 00:33:56,480 --> 00:33:58,679 Sorry, er, don't know how that happened, but, er... 677 00:33:58,680 --> 00:34:01,319 now I've got you here, I wonder if you could help me. 678 00:34:01,320 --> 00:34:03,559 Because we're going to need a large whiteboard 679 00:34:03,560 --> 00:34:05,919 and some marker pens in varying colours. 680 00:34:05,920 --> 00:34:06,960 Thank you. 681 00:34:09,240 --> 00:34:11,039 I mean, after all, Auntie... 682 00:34:11,040 --> 00:34:13,479 what else do we do when we're confined indoors, 683 00:34:13,480 --> 00:34:17,040 if not solve some puzzles? 684 00:34:19,760 --> 00:34:21,759 You know what I can't help thinking, Auntie? 685 00:34:21,760 --> 00:34:24,799 That Marcus Knight is the Cretan from the riddle. 686 00:34:24,800 --> 00:34:26,399 Who? 687 00:34:26,400 --> 00:34:29,999 The man from Crete who says that all men from Crete are liars. 688 00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:31,359 I don't know that one. 689 00:34:31,360 --> 00:34:34,600 Yes, you do, the Epimenides Paradox - you taught it to me. 690 00:34:35,640 --> 00:34:37,719 You know, if he's from Crete, he's lying, 691 00:34:37,720 --> 00:34:41,000 and if he's telling the truth, then he can't be from Crete. 692 00:34:42,640 --> 00:34:45,119 I can't... can't remember it. 693 00:34:45,120 --> 00:34:48,279 Sorry, I told you, it's not what it was. 694 00:34:48,280 --> 00:34:49,959 Don't worry. 695 00:34:49,960 --> 00:34:51,479 All I'm saying is 696 00:34:51,480 --> 00:34:55,839 that nothing we know about Marcus Knight can be presumed to be true. 697 00:34:55,840 --> 00:34:57,919 So what I keep coming back to is, 698 00:34:57,920 --> 00:35:02,279 what if he never actually went to the botanical gardens at all? 699 00:35:02,280 --> 00:35:03,759 I see. 700 00:35:03,760 --> 00:35:05,320 Well, where do you think he went? 701 00:35:08,120 --> 00:35:09,160 No idea. 702 00:35:10,200 --> 00:35:11,399 Hmm. 703 00:35:11,400 --> 00:35:15,639 Although Dwayne said Marcus Knight stole a quarter of a million pounds 704 00:35:15,640 --> 00:35:17,919 before he went to prison six years ago. 705 00:35:17,920 --> 00:35:20,439 Yes, and Dwayne also said that Marcus came out to the island 706 00:35:20,440 --> 00:35:21,479 six years ago, as well. 707 00:35:21,480 --> 00:35:23,719 Shortly before he turned himself in to the police. 708 00:35:23,720 --> 00:35:27,879 So maybe he's been hiding his money on the island all this time! 709 00:35:27,880 --> 00:35:29,839 Good grief, Auntie, I wonder if you're right. 710 00:35:29,840 --> 00:35:34,119 So if he DIDN'T go to the botanical gardens, I wonder where he did go. 711 00:35:34,120 --> 00:35:36,959 Well, where else is there nearby? 712 00:35:36,960 --> 00:35:40,479 Somewhere he could have kept a quarter of a million pounds safe 713 00:35:40,480 --> 00:35:43,039 - for six years. - Well, gosh, I don't really know. 714 00:35:43,040 --> 00:35:45,599 I mean, there's just a few shops up there. There's a... 715 00:35:45,600 --> 00:35:48,039 a chemist, and... and a laundry, I think, and... 716 00:35:48,040 --> 00:35:49,560 And then there's just a... 717 00:35:51,640 --> 00:35:53,359 Good grief! 718 00:35:53,360 --> 00:35:54,599 There's also a bank! 719 00:35:54,600 --> 00:35:57,319 Do you want to ring Florence, or shall I? 720 00:35:57,320 --> 00:35:59,279 I can confirm that a Marcus Knight 721 00:35:59,280 --> 00:36:03,159 took out a safety deposit box with us in February of 2010. 722 00:36:03,160 --> 00:36:04,239 Six years ago? 723 00:36:04,240 --> 00:36:07,239 Yes, and three days ago, he presented himself and his key 724 00:36:07,240 --> 00:36:10,199 to the branch, emptied his box, closed down the account, 725 00:36:10,200 --> 00:36:11,439 and handed back his key. 726 00:36:11,440 --> 00:36:14,479 Do you know what he'd been keeping here in those six years? 727 00:36:14,480 --> 00:36:17,920 I don't. But I know it fitted inside a brown holdall. 728 00:36:19,800 --> 00:36:22,480 But we never found no brown holdall in his room. 729 00:36:24,120 --> 00:36:28,279 OK, so the killer took the bag of money when he killed Marcus Knight. 730 00:36:28,280 --> 00:36:31,279 Yes, because it was full of a quarter of a million pounds. 731 00:36:31,280 --> 00:36:32,479 And just imagine, Sarge, 732 00:36:32,480 --> 00:36:34,999 the money's been sitting in that bank all this time. 733 00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:38,399 All you'd need is a key, and all of the cash is yours. 734 00:36:38,400 --> 00:36:39,759 You're right. 735 00:36:39,760 --> 00:36:40,839 About what? 736 00:36:40,840 --> 00:36:42,759 Where was the key all this time? 737 00:36:42,760 --> 00:36:44,199 - How do you mean? - OK... 738 00:36:44,200 --> 00:36:46,319 Imagine - you're Marcus Knight. 739 00:36:46,320 --> 00:36:49,079 You've put a load of money in a safety deposit box, 740 00:36:49,080 --> 00:36:51,119 and you know you're going to prison. 741 00:36:51,120 --> 00:36:53,159 What are you going to do with the key? 742 00:36:53,160 --> 00:36:55,400 - Give it to someone for safekeeping. - But who? 743 00:36:56,360 --> 00:36:58,239 OK, Dwayne, go back to the bank 744 00:36:58,240 --> 00:37:01,559 and get the key Mr Knight used to open his safety deposit box. 745 00:37:01,560 --> 00:37:03,879 I think we need to test it for fingerprints. 746 00:37:03,880 --> 00:37:06,400 Ah-ha-ha! 747 00:37:10,600 --> 00:37:12,039 Find anything yet, JP? 748 00:37:12,040 --> 00:37:15,279 Seven points of comparison. That's admissible in court. 749 00:37:15,280 --> 00:37:17,039 Who does the fingerprint belong to? 750 00:37:18,240 --> 00:37:19,720 Neil Jenkins. 751 00:37:20,880 --> 00:37:24,839 - I don't know what you're talking about. - Marcus Knight is the real name of John Green, 752 00:37:24,840 --> 00:37:29,639 the man who was murdered only hours after you were seen at his hotel. 753 00:37:29,640 --> 00:37:31,239 The man you told us you didn't know. 754 00:37:31,240 --> 00:37:33,439 Even though he visited you six years ago. 755 00:37:33,440 --> 00:37:37,519 Which is when he left his safety deposit key with you, didn't he? 756 00:37:37,520 --> 00:37:41,519 A safety deposit key we just retrieved from the bank, 757 00:37:41,520 --> 00:37:44,159 and we were able to lift a clean fingerprint belonging to you 758 00:37:44,160 --> 00:37:45,719 off the key fob. 759 00:37:45,720 --> 00:37:48,239 Which implicates you in his murder, 760 00:37:48,240 --> 00:37:51,559 unless you can explain how your fingerprint got there. 761 00:37:51,560 --> 00:37:53,439 All right. 762 00:37:53,440 --> 00:37:54,680 All right, I admit... 763 00:37:56,240 --> 00:37:59,559 ...that I knew that John was really Marcus. 764 00:37:59,560 --> 00:38:00,799 Yeah. 765 00:38:00,800 --> 00:38:03,359 He used to be my company accountant years ago. 766 00:38:03,360 --> 00:38:05,599 So why did you lie to us? 767 00:38:05,600 --> 00:38:07,479 Because I wanted to protect his secret. 768 00:38:07,480 --> 00:38:09,479 - Which was...? - Look... 769 00:38:09,480 --> 00:38:11,959 before Marcus handed himself over to the Old Bill, 770 00:38:11,960 --> 00:38:15,359 he siphoned off a lot of cash for himself, 771 00:38:15,360 --> 00:38:18,439 and he was going to store it in the bank for when he came out. 772 00:38:18,440 --> 00:38:21,280 Now, he asked me to look after the key. 773 00:38:22,320 --> 00:38:25,039 The day that he came back, we arranged a meeting. 774 00:38:25,040 --> 00:38:27,759 We went to the hotel, sat out on the balcony, had a few beers, 775 00:38:27,760 --> 00:38:31,559 talked about old times, you know, compared war wounds, it was lovely. 776 00:38:31,560 --> 00:38:35,719 And then I gave him the key so that he could go to the bank. 777 00:38:35,720 --> 00:38:38,159 And you got on after all this time? 778 00:38:38,160 --> 00:38:39,479 Yeah, of course we got on. 779 00:38:39,480 --> 00:38:41,839 I mean, everyone loved Marcus, didn't they? 780 00:38:41,840 --> 00:38:43,519 I mean, I actually said to him 781 00:38:43,520 --> 00:38:45,799 that he ought to cancel his reservation at the hotel, 782 00:38:45,800 --> 00:38:49,399 and he should spend the rest of his holidays with us. Didn't I, darling? 783 00:38:49,400 --> 00:38:51,159 - What was that? - I said that he could spend 784 00:38:51,160 --> 00:38:53,159 the rest of the holidays with us. 785 00:38:53,160 --> 00:38:54,799 Yes! 786 00:38:54,800 --> 00:38:58,599 - And he would have done if he hadn't died, the poor man. - So you knew Marcus Knight, as well? 787 00:38:58,600 --> 00:39:01,959 He was Neil's accountant, so I suppose I knew him to say hello to. 788 00:39:01,960 --> 00:39:03,839 And you both admit you knew about the money 789 00:39:03,840 --> 00:39:06,519 Mr Knight had been keeping at the bank all this time? 790 00:39:06,520 --> 00:39:10,119 - I didn't know about any money. - Look, all right, all right... All right, that's true. 791 00:39:10,120 --> 00:39:11,879 Ella didn't know about the money. 792 00:39:11,880 --> 00:39:13,799 It wasn't my secret to share - simple as that. 793 00:39:13,800 --> 00:39:15,279 Even though last time I was here, 794 00:39:15,280 --> 00:39:18,519 you told me you had no secrets from your wife. 795 00:39:18,520 --> 00:39:22,439 You see, this is the problem we've got, Mr Jenkins. 796 00:39:22,440 --> 00:39:25,439 We know you couldn't have got Mr Knight's money out of the bank 797 00:39:25,440 --> 00:39:26,919 while he was in prison. 798 00:39:26,920 --> 00:39:29,919 Because Mr Knight was the only one who could get it out. 799 00:39:29,920 --> 00:39:32,119 So this is what we're thinking. 800 00:39:32,120 --> 00:39:35,719 Once you were sure Mr Knight had his money, you went to his room 801 00:39:35,720 --> 00:39:39,760 in the middle of the night, killed him, and stole it for yourself. 802 00:39:41,440 --> 00:39:42,560 Listen... 803 00:39:44,280 --> 00:39:46,600 You're forgetting one thing, all right? 804 00:39:49,200 --> 00:39:52,559 I had an alibi for the night that he was murdered. 805 00:39:52,560 --> 00:39:54,999 So where were you last night just before midnight? 806 00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:56,559 I was asleep. Why? 807 00:39:56,560 --> 00:39:59,399 - Can you prove that? - I've done nothing wrong here, all right? 808 00:39:59,400 --> 00:40:01,559 All I did was look after a key for an old friend. 809 00:40:01,560 --> 00:40:04,279 So unless you have got a warrant or you're going to charge me, 810 00:40:04,280 --> 00:40:07,119 then I've finished helping the police with their enquiries, 811 00:40:07,120 --> 00:40:08,440 so out! 812 00:40:14,800 --> 00:40:17,439 I'm telling you, Neil Jenkins is our killer! 813 00:40:17,440 --> 00:40:20,399 He's a known criminal, he's been looking after the key, 814 00:40:20,400 --> 00:40:22,799 and he knows the bag contained money. 815 00:40:22,800 --> 00:40:25,679 But, Dwayne, he's already a rich man. 816 00:40:25,680 --> 00:40:28,079 Why would he need to kill for money? 817 00:40:28,080 --> 00:40:29,400 We need the inspector. 818 00:40:30,840 --> 00:40:32,599 If Neil Jenkins killed Marcus, 819 00:40:32,600 --> 00:40:35,639 he'll have taken the bag of money and hidden the cash somewhere. 820 00:40:35,640 --> 00:40:38,439 So, JP, how's your research going? 821 00:40:38,440 --> 00:40:41,719 Well, we already know a lot about Neil Jenkins, 822 00:40:41,720 --> 00:40:44,839 so I decided to do a few background checks on his wife. 823 00:40:44,840 --> 00:40:48,039 And I've discovered she was on the police computer 824 00:40:48,040 --> 00:40:51,119 under her maiden name, Ella Thomas. 825 00:40:51,120 --> 00:40:55,039 15 years ago - about a year or so before she married Neil - 826 00:40:55,040 --> 00:40:57,559 she was cautioned for running a fake perfume stall 827 00:40:57,560 --> 00:40:59,719 in London on Oxford Street. 828 00:40:59,720 --> 00:41:03,399 She also has a serious amount of debts on her credit cards. 829 00:41:03,400 --> 00:41:06,399 Oh, so she's not as innocent as she pretends to be. 830 00:41:06,400 --> 00:41:09,919 But how did she know that Marcus was collecting the money that day, mm? 831 00:41:09,920 --> 00:41:13,079 Her husband said he never told Ella about the bag of money. 832 00:41:13,080 --> 00:41:14,759 You know what? 833 00:41:14,760 --> 00:41:18,720 We still don't know why the killer returned to the scene of the crime. 834 00:41:19,720 --> 00:41:21,799 I think we should find out, don't you? 835 00:41:21,800 --> 00:41:24,519 No, sir, sir! The doctors said you had to stay in bed. 836 00:41:24,520 --> 00:41:26,199 Yes, I know, but what do doctors know? 837 00:41:27,440 --> 00:41:28,999 Oh... hold on! 838 00:41:31,040 --> 00:41:33,439 Oh... Don't worry, I'm fine. 839 00:41:33,440 --> 00:41:36,599 Ah! And I hope you don't mind, but for the remainder of the case, 840 00:41:36,600 --> 00:41:39,360 I am co-opting the help of a civilian expert. 841 00:41:40,480 --> 00:41:42,440 Aunt Mary. 842 00:41:43,400 --> 00:41:46,439 So, the killer gets back in here, 843 00:41:46,440 --> 00:41:48,160 but what are they looking for? 844 00:41:49,720 --> 00:41:51,319 And did they find it? 845 00:41:51,320 --> 00:41:53,079 Almost certainly not, sir. 846 00:41:53,080 --> 00:41:54,839 I mean, seeing as you interrupted them. 847 00:41:54,840 --> 00:41:56,039 Yes, but it was down here 848 00:41:56,040 --> 00:41:58,999 that the original fight for the money must have been, 849 00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:00,279 because... 850 00:42:00,280 --> 00:42:04,599 Mr Knight was thrown over this balcony here. 851 00:42:04,600 --> 00:42:06,759 Sir, it has to be Neil Jenkins. 852 00:42:06,760 --> 00:42:08,919 He's the only person on the whole island 853 00:42:08,920 --> 00:42:10,519 who knew there was a bag full of money. 854 00:42:10,520 --> 00:42:14,479 - Well, yes, we keep saying that, but, you know, I wonder if that's true. - How do you mean? 855 00:42:14,480 --> 00:42:17,799 Well, this whole case has been the wrong way round from the start, hasn't it? 856 00:42:17,800 --> 00:42:20,200 I mean, John Green wasn't even John Green. 857 00:42:22,840 --> 00:42:26,920 So what if the one proven crook in this case... 858 00:42:28,120 --> 00:42:29,760 ...isn't the crook after all? 859 00:42:31,480 --> 00:42:33,919 I mean, Neil's already rich, 860 00:42:33,920 --> 00:42:35,759 so why would he need to kill for money? 861 00:42:35,760 --> 00:42:38,519 And yes, in fact, what if the secret of the money... 862 00:42:38,520 --> 00:42:39,559 wasn't... 863 00:42:39,560 --> 00:42:40,999 even... 864 00:42:41,000 --> 00:42:42,039 a secret? 865 00:42:43,960 --> 00:42:45,279 Yes, but why kill that night? 866 00:42:49,320 --> 00:42:50,680 Singing! 867 00:42:54,200 --> 00:42:55,559 Well, I'll be blowed. 868 00:42:55,560 --> 00:42:58,319 'We went to the hotel, sat out on the balcony, had a few beers, 869 00:42:58,320 --> 00:42:59,599 'talked about old times.' 870 00:42:59,600 --> 00:43:02,479 I said, "Look, why don't you cancel your reservation at the hotel, 871 00:43:02,480 --> 00:43:04,839 "come and spend the rest of your holidays with us?" 872 00:43:04,840 --> 00:43:07,240 - Yes, er... what time was this? - Ten past two. 873 00:43:11,560 --> 00:43:14,159 THAT'S why you'd kill that night... 874 00:43:14,160 --> 00:43:16,240 and why the secret's not a secret! 875 00:43:17,480 --> 00:43:19,360 But, wait, that's not possible. 876 00:43:21,080 --> 00:43:22,800 (Maybe that's not impossible.) 877 00:43:30,320 --> 00:43:32,159 Good grief! 878 00:43:32,160 --> 00:43:33,959 You know who killed Marcus Knight? 879 00:43:33,960 --> 00:43:35,479 Aunt Mary... 880 00:43:35,480 --> 00:43:37,879 - That's your room next door, isn't it? - That's right. 881 00:43:37,880 --> 00:43:40,839 Then I need the log of who opened what doors that afternoon. 882 00:43:40,840 --> 00:43:42,840 I need to know who was in Room 32! 883 00:43:46,120 --> 00:43:47,559 Mr and Mrs Jenkins. 884 00:43:47,560 --> 00:43:49,439 Why do you want to meet us up here? 885 00:43:49,440 --> 00:43:53,120 Well, you want to know who killed your good friend, Marcus Knight, don't you? 886 00:43:55,200 --> 00:43:56,359 Of course. 887 00:43:56,360 --> 00:43:58,119 Please... 888 00:43:58,120 --> 00:44:00,839 Now, Neil... 889 00:44:00,840 --> 00:44:04,239 You and Marcus went to his room the afternoon he was killed, didn't you? 890 00:44:04,240 --> 00:44:06,159 What of it? 891 00:44:06,160 --> 00:44:08,919 Freddie, if you would, please. 892 00:44:10,120 --> 00:44:13,479 That's not Marcus's room. It was that one over there. 893 00:44:13,480 --> 00:44:16,040 Don't worry, all will become clear. Please. 894 00:44:19,200 --> 00:44:22,359 You see, all along, you had to be our killer, Neil. 895 00:44:22,360 --> 00:44:25,039 Only you knew about Marcus's bag of money. 896 00:44:25,040 --> 00:44:26,799 And yet... 897 00:44:26,800 --> 00:44:29,199 Marcus was your one-time company secretary. 898 00:44:29,200 --> 00:44:31,919 You'd even, er... looked after the key to his safe deposit box 899 00:44:31,920 --> 00:44:34,159 for the last six years. 900 00:44:34,160 --> 00:44:37,640 This is not the behaviour of someone who has hate in his heart. 901 00:44:40,720 --> 00:44:43,199 - You didn't kill him. - Too damn right I didn't. 902 00:44:43,200 --> 00:44:45,679 But it made me realise - excuse me, Aunt Mary - 903 00:44:45,680 --> 00:44:48,519 that there was someone else on the island 904 00:44:48,520 --> 00:44:51,159 who could have known about that money. 905 00:44:51,160 --> 00:44:53,119 And that was you, Ella. 906 00:44:53,120 --> 00:44:56,839 Because even if you didn't tell your wife about the bag of money, well... 907 00:44:56,840 --> 00:44:58,639 I mean, Ella was still here six years ago 908 00:44:58,640 --> 00:45:01,359 when Marcus dropped that money off. 909 00:45:01,360 --> 00:45:03,239 He could have told her all about it then. 910 00:45:03,240 --> 00:45:04,999 You already have a criminal past. 911 00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:06,319 Selling fake perfume. 912 00:45:06,320 --> 00:45:08,719 And you're maxed out on your credit cards. 913 00:45:08,720 --> 00:45:10,079 You need the money. 914 00:45:10,080 --> 00:45:11,200 It's not that bad. 915 00:45:13,120 --> 00:45:14,839 I didn't kill him! 916 00:45:14,840 --> 00:45:15,880 No. 917 00:45:17,360 --> 00:45:19,519 Because that honour belongs to you, Freddie. 918 00:45:19,520 --> 00:45:21,279 What? 919 00:45:21,280 --> 00:45:22,800 You killed Marcus Knight. 920 00:45:23,920 --> 00:45:25,999 What? I don't understand. Why would I do that? 921 00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:28,599 I know! I mean... 922 00:45:28,600 --> 00:45:32,000 how did you even know there was a bag of cash to steal in the first place? 923 00:45:33,160 --> 00:45:34,279 Well, let's see. 924 00:45:34,280 --> 00:45:36,319 Because, as a porter... 925 00:45:36,320 --> 00:45:38,239 you have one particular skill, don't you? 926 00:45:38,240 --> 00:45:41,639 And that is remembering names and faces. 927 00:45:41,640 --> 00:45:44,959 Ah, Mr and Mrs Bachmann, how have you been this past year? 928 00:45:47,720 --> 00:45:50,479 So I think your suspicions were raised 929 00:45:50,480 --> 00:45:54,439 the moment Mr Knight returned to the hotel after a gap of six years, 930 00:45:54,440 --> 00:45:56,279 saying his name was now Mr Green. 931 00:45:56,280 --> 00:45:59,759 Afternoon! I've got a room booked in the name John Green. 932 00:45:59,760 --> 00:46:02,679 When a well-known island crook arrived soon after, 933 00:46:02,680 --> 00:46:06,360 we think you decided to find out what was going on. 934 00:46:08,040 --> 00:46:10,039 Because although you never used your pass-key 935 00:46:10,040 --> 00:46:14,519 to enter Marcus's room that night - I mean, you'd never be so stupid - 936 00:46:14,520 --> 00:46:18,039 the hotel records do show that you were in this room 937 00:46:18,040 --> 00:46:20,719 for 25 minutes that afternoon - 938 00:46:20,720 --> 00:46:22,800 the room next door to Mr Knight's. 939 00:46:24,200 --> 00:46:26,919 Even though there were no guests staying here. 940 00:46:26,920 --> 00:46:28,839 So why is that, Freddie? 941 00:46:28,840 --> 00:46:31,359 It was when you heard the story of a bag of cash 942 00:46:31,360 --> 00:46:34,559 containing a quarter of a million pounds. 943 00:46:34,560 --> 00:46:36,200 You know what the tragedy is? 944 00:46:37,480 --> 00:46:39,479 Marcus would possibly still be alive 945 00:46:39,480 --> 00:46:41,559 if you hadn't invited him to move into your house 946 00:46:41,560 --> 00:46:43,279 for the rest of the holiday. 947 00:46:43,280 --> 00:46:45,119 Because it made Freddie realise, 948 00:46:45,120 --> 00:46:50,279 if he wanted his bag of money for himself, he'd have to act fast. 949 00:46:50,280 --> 00:46:52,879 When you got to deliver room service to Marcus that night, 950 00:46:52,880 --> 00:46:55,159 I mean, I think you checked for the bag of money - 951 00:46:55,160 --> 00:46:56,319 of course you did - 952 00:46:56,320 --> 00:46:59,199 but you also made sure that you left the door on the latch, 953 00:46:59,200 --> 00:47:02,119 so you wouldn't need to use your pass-key later on, didn't you? 954 00:47:02,120 --> 00:47:06,359 As you knew the hotel logged every time a key is used. 955 00:47:06,360 --> 00:47:09,399 I... I was downstairs on reception when he was killed. 956 00:47:09,400 --> 00:47:11,599 Oh, yeah, that's right, you were, weren't you? 957 00:47:11,600 --> 00:47:14,879 Yes, the CCTV footage proves it. 958 00:47:14,880 --> 00:47:16,519 If you would, please, JP? 959 00:47:16,520 --> 00:47:17,920 Yes, Chief. 960 00:47:20,760 --> 00:47:23,279 Because you're right, Freddie. 961 00:47:23,280 --> 00:47:26,720 Here you are, just after 2am, minding your own business. 962 00:47:28,480 --> 00:47:30,599 And here's the phone call from Aunt Mary, er... 963 00:47:30,600 --> 00:47:31,919 phoning down to reception, 964 00:47:31,920 --> 00:47:34,319 telling you that someone's fallen from their balcony. 965 00:47:34,320 --> 00:47:37,239 Oh, and there you are, getting your torch and going to help. 966 00:47:37,240 --> 00:47:40,879 So how on earth could you possibly be the killer? 967 00:47:40,880 --> 00:47:42,800 I mean, you never left reception. 968 00:47:44,920 --> 00:47:46,360 But then I remembered... 969 00:47:47,840 --> 00:47:49,639 ...when we first interviewed you, 970 00:47:49,640 --> 00:47:53,200 Aunt Mary said she phoned down to reception at 2:10am. 971 00:47:54,200 --> 00:47:57,439 But you corrected her, and said it was more like two. 972 00:47:57,440 --> 00:47:59,519 It had just gone two when you called me. 973 00:47:59,520 --> 00:48:02,479 It was only a difference of ten minutes. What did it matter? 974 00:48:02,480 --> 00:48:05,200 Well, as it happens, quite a lot. 975 00:48:07,320 --> 00:48:09,039 So, thank you, Mary. 976 00:48:09,040 --> 00:48:11,399 You weren't confused that night. 977 00:48:11,400 --> 00:48:13,319 Or forgetful in any way. 978 00:48:13,320 --> 00:48:16,199 It was ten past two when you rang down. 979 00:48:16,200 --> 00:48:18,399 And it was in this missing ten minutes 980 00:48:18,400 --> 00:48:20,079 that Freddie committed murder. 981 00:48:20,080 --> 00:48:21,519 First... 982 00:48:21,520 --> 00:48:24,919 he waited until he had to swap the CCTV discs over at 2am, 983 00:48:24,920 --> 00:48:25,959 as we know. 984 00:48:25,960 --> 00:48:27,799 Well, Chief, we've got two discs. 985 00:48:27,800 --> 00:48:30,359 One covering from 2pm yesterday to 2am, 986 00:48:30,360 --> 00:48:32,319 and the other one from 2am onwards. 987 00:48:32,320 --> 00:48:34,799 But he didn't put in the new disc. Not yet, anyway. 988 00:48:34,800 --> 00:48:36,079 You see, at this stage, 989 00:48:36,080 --> 00:48:38,319 he was just planning to carry out a quick robbery, 990 00:48:38,320 --> 00:48:40,959 get back to reception and then put the new disc in 991 00:48:40,960 --> 00:48:43,439 before anyone noticed his absence. 992 00:48:43,440 --> 00:48:45,479 Which is what he did - go into Marcus' room, 993 00:48:45,480 --> 00:48:48,039 letting himself in without using his key. 994 00:48:48,040 --> 00:48:49,320 And then? 995 00:48:50,880 --> 00:48:52,679 Well, we can't know for sure. 996 00:48:52,680 --> 00:48:54,320 But we do know Marcus woke up. 997 00:48:59,160 --> 00:49:01,720 Did he threaten to call the police, Freddie? 998 00:49:03,560 --> 00:49:06,079 Or were you always prepared to kill for that money? 999 00:49:06,080 --> 00:49:08,279 I mean, either way, you knew you couldn't back down. 1000 00:49:08,280 --> 00:49:10,160 You had to get that money at all costs! 1001 00:49:17,840 --> 00:49:19,559 And when you got back down to reception, 1002 00:49:19,560 --> 00:49:21,999 I imagine you were just in... in a desperate panic, 1003 00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:24,359 wishing you could have your time over again. 1004 00:49:24,360 --> 00:49:26,080 And that's when you realised. 1005 00:49:27,080 --> 00:49:28,680 The disc wasn't recording! 1006 00:49:30,080 --> 00:49:31,879 You COULD have your time over again! 1007 00:49:31,880 --> 00:49:35,799 All you needed to do was set the wall clock back to 2am 1008 00:49:35,800 --> 00:49:38,159 before starting the next DVD. 1009 00:49:38,160 --> 00:49:41,159 So that when Aunt Mary rang down a few minutes later 1010 00:49:41,160 --> 00:49:44,439 to report the murder, you now appeared to have an alibi 1011 00:49:44,440 --> 00:49:46,760 for the moments leading up to the murder. 1012 00:49:47,760 --> 00:49:50,479 It was like you never left reception. 1013 00:49:50,480 --> 00:49:52,199 Except when you look closely, 1014 00:49:52,200 --> 00:49:55,000 you can see the brown holdall at your feet. 1015 00:49:56,120 --> 00:49:58,799 All you then needed to do was return the wall clock 1016 00:49:58,800 --> 00:50:00,239 to the real time later on 1017 00:50:00,240 --> 00:50:02,799 after you'd taken the disc out to give to us. 1018 00:50:02,800 --> 00:50:05,079 I mean, it was only ever a few minutes out, anyway. 1019 00:50:05,080 --> 00:50:07,760 - But why? - Why? I know. 1020 00:50:09,000 --> 00:50:11,359 I mean, after all, Freddie's got no criminal record. 1021 00:50:11,360 --> 00:50:14,359 There's been no hint he's stolen from guests before. 1022 00:50:14,360 --> 00:50:16,319 But then, I imagine no-one's brought in 1023 00:50:16,320 --> 00:50:19,120 a quarter of a million pounds in hard cash before. 1024 00:50:20,520 --> 00:50:21,919 So why? 1025 00:50:21,920 --> 00:50:25,599 I mean, in a world where you get by on dollar tips here and there... 1026 00:50:25,600 --> 00:50:28,319 I imagine that amount of money was just a bit too hard to resist, 1027 00:50:28,320 --> 00:50:29,599 eh, Freddie? 1028 00:50:29,600 --> 00:50:30,959 I mean, plus, it's stolen. 1029 00:50:30,960 --> 00:50:32,039 So if someone took it, 1030 00:50:32,040 --> 00:50:34,839 Marcus would never be able to report its theft to the police. 1031 00:50:34,840 --> 00:50:36,000 Easy money, really. 1032 00:50:37,480 --> 00:50:39,479 I imagine the temptation was just too great, 1033 00:50:39,480 --> 00:50:40,519 eh, Freddie? 1034 00:50:40,520 --> 00:50:41,640 Chief! 1035 00:50:43,360 --> 00:50:46,719 You were right. I searched Freddie's house and found it. But... 1036 00:50:46,720 --> 00:50:47,959 Thank you, Dwayne. 1037 00:50:47,960 --> 00:50:49,439 Finally, the bag of money! 1038 00:50:49,440 --> 00:50:52,919 - Chief, I really think you should... - One moment, Dwayne. 1039 00:50:52,920 --> 00:50:55,879 All along, we've been trying to work out who killed Marcus Knight. 1040 00:50:55,880 --> 00:50:57,319 And the answer is... 1041 00:50:57,320 --> 00:51:01,240 anyone who wanted to get their hands on a quarter of a million pounds. 1042 00:51:05,280 --> 00:51:06,520 I did try. 1043 00:51:09,680 --> 00:51:10,720 Where's the money? 1044 00:51:11,840 --> 00:51:13,719 There wasn't any. 1045 00:51:13,720 --> 00:51:16,720 When I opened the bag it was just... 1046 00:51:17,920 --> 00:51:19,639 ...that. 1047 00:51:19,640 --> 00:51:20,680 Yes, of course. 1048 00:51:22,240 --> 00:51:24,839 That's why you broke back into the room the following night. 1049 00:51:24,840 --> 00:51:27,239 Because you were still searching for the money. 1050 00:51:27,240 --> 00:51:30,319 You didn't find it that time, either, did you? Not with me interrupting. 1051 00:51:30,320 --> 00:51:31,360 Argh! 1052 00:51:41,120 --> 00:51:44,079 There never was any money. 1053 00:51:44,080 --> 00:51:45,640 What a waste of a life. 1054 00:51:48,680 --> 00:51:50,000 Take him away, Dwayne. 1055 00:51:54,120 --> 00:51:58,559 OK, well, I think this calls for a celebration, 1056 00:51:58,560 --> 00:52:00,359 don't you think, Auntie Mary? 1057 00:52:00,360 --> 00:52:02,839 Oh, yes, I think so, Dwayne. 1058 00:52:02,840 --> 00:52:05,279 JP? Sarge? A celebratory drink? 1059 00:52:05,280 --> 00:52:06,639 Yes? Let's go. 1060 00:52:06,640 --> 00:52:08,719 - Sir? - Mmm? 1061 00:52:08,720 --> 00:52:10,519 We're going for a drink. 1062 00:52:10,520 --> 00:52:11,919 No. 1063 00:52:11,920 --> 00:52:14,399 - Yes, of course. - What is it, Humphrey? 1064 00:52:14,400 --> 00:52:16,919 Well, I'm sorry, Auntie, it's just, er... 1065 00:52:16,920 --> 00:52:20,639 Why would you put a load of old mementoes into a safety deposit box? 1066 00:52:20,640 --> 00:52:22,759 Cos it's his old identity, sir. 1067 00:52:22,760 --> 00:52:24,239 I mean, he'd want to keep it safe. 1068 00:52:24,240 --> 00:52:26,359 Yes, no, I get that, JP, it's just... 1069 00:52:26,360 --> 00:52:28,839 ..why keep it safe in the Caribbean? 1070 00:52:28,840 --> 00:52:31,359 I mean, why not just put it into storage in the UK? 1071 00:52:31,360 --> 00:52:33,079 And... 1072 00:52:33,080 --> 00:52:36,119 if his possessions are worthy of a safety deposit box... 1073 00:52:37,800 --> 00:52:39,879 ...then why not the money? 1074 00:52:39,880 --> 00:52:41,119 Sir... 1075 00:52:41,120 --> 00:52:43,319 We've looked. There's no money in that bag. 1076 00:52:43,320 --> 00:52:44,839 So where did he put the cash? 1077 00:52:44,840 --> 00:52:46,959 Maybe there never was any cash. 1078 00:52:46,960 --> 00:52:50,880 Yeah, but he told Neil Jenkins he was here to collect his money. 1079 00:52:52,200 --> 00:52:57,799 Then what if the bag itself is the money? 1080 00:52:57,800 --> 00:53:02,159 With all due respect, Auntie Mary, the bag's not even worth 20. 1081 00:53:02,160 --> 00:53:03,480 Yes, but what if it was? 1082 00:53:04,960 --> 00:53:08,880 Yes, because, erm... What was Marcus's job again? He... 1083 00:53:09,880 --> 00:53:12,399 ...wasn't just an accountant to Neil Jenkins, was he? 1084 00:53:12,400 --> 00:53:15,759 That's right, he worked for a diamond merchants'. 1085 00:53:15,760 --> 00:53:16,799 Chief... 1086 00:53:16,800 --> 00:53:19,799 We looked inside and out - there's nowhere to hide anything. 1087 00:53:19,800 --> 00:53:21,519 And yet... 1088 00:53:21,520 --> 00:53:23,279 in the world of logic puzzles... 1089 00:53:23,280 --> 00:53:26,239 It's always your assumptions that lead you astray. 1090 00:53:26,240 --> 00:53:28,279 Ha... 1091 00:53:28,280 --> 00:53:29,440 Yes, it is, isn't it? 1092 00:53:31,280 --> 00:53:32,639 No way! 1093 00:53:32,640 --> 00:53:34,840 He knows where the money is. 1094 00:53:48,600 --> 00:53:52,520 Now THAT'S how I'd hide a quarter of a million pounds. 1095 00:53:54,840 --> 00:53:56,319 Ahem... 1096 00:53:56,320 --> 00:53:57,479 JP... 1097 00:53:57,480 --> 00:54:01,319 Oh, Dwayne, don't worry. I haven't told Rosey how I feel. 1098 00:54:01,320 --> 00:54:04,439 I've followed your advice down to the letter. 1099 00:54:04,440 --> 00:54:07,399 Ah, good, but possibly it wasn't quite the best advice. 1100 00:54:07,400 --> 00:54:09,359 Mmm? It wasn't? 1101 00:54:09,360 --> 00:54:11,759 You see, JP, I've got a friend. 1102 00:54:11,760 --> 00:54:13,759 - Yes, I... I know. - No, no, no, I mean... 1103 00:54:13,760 --> 00:54:15,439 I've got a FRIEND. 1104 00:54:15,440 --> 00:54:19,279 - Oh, you've got a FRIEND? - That's what I said - I've got a FRIEND. 1105 00:54:19,280 --> 00:54:21,039 - It isn't me, by the way. - No. 1106 00:54:21,040 --> 00:54:23,839 But this friend of mine, he sort of nearly, kind of, 1107 00:54:23,840 --> 00:54:25,999 fell for this girl real bad. 1108 00:54:26,000 --> 00:54:28,639 And the one thing I sometimes wonder... 1109 00:54:28,640 --> 00:54:29,679 - Your friend. - Huh? 1110 00:54:29,680 --> 00:54:32,279 The one thing your friend sometimes wonders... 1111 00:54:32,280 --> 00:54:36,319 Oh, of course, the one thing my friend sometimes wonders is... 1112 00:54:36,320 --> 00:54:40,200 what if he had told her how really serious he was about her? 1113 00:54:42,120 --> 00:54:44,119 You think that might have... 1114 00:54:44,120 --> 00:54:46,960 - turned out a bit different? - No. 1115 00:54:48,160 --> 00:54:50,159 But your advice... 1116 00:54:50,160 --> 00:54:52,479 - Your friend's advice... - Mm? 1117 00:54:52,480 --> 00:54:55,399 I should tell Rosey I love her. 1118 00:54:55,400 --> 00:54:57,639 Yes, and soon! 1119 00:54:57,640 --> 00:55:00,199 Because this friend of mine, he's got two female friends 1120 00:55:00,200 --> 00:55:02,720 who are waiting to beat him up really bad if you don't. 1121 00:55:03,880 --> 00:55:05,879 - Mmm? - OK. 1122 00:55:05,880 --> 00:55:07,679 OK! 1123 00:55:07,680 --> 00:55:08,720 Ah... 1124 00:55:17,560 --> 00:55:19,879 Ah, JP! Everything OK? 1125 00:55:19,880 --> 00:55:21,519 Everything's just fine, Dwayne. 1126 00:55:21,520 --> 00:55:23,439 You see, everything's just fine. 1127 00:55:23,440 --> 00:55:27,480 Ah, and you both look like you need a little Ti' Punch, eh? 1128 00:55:29,200 --> 00:55:30,719 I need at least two! 1129 00:55:30,720 --> 00:55:32,519 Dwayne! 1130 00:55:32,520 --> 00:55:36,159 So you know... we couldn't have done it without you, Auntie. 1131 00:55:36,160 --> 00:55:37,799 It was quite an adventure! 1132 00:55:37,800 --> 00:55:38,840 Yes, I'll say! 1133 00:55:40,800 --> 00:55:44,159 So, your, er... memory was tip-top. 1134 00:55:44,160 --> 00:55:47,559 And your puzzle-solving abilities were even... 1135 00:55:47,560 --> 00:55:49,039 tip-top-erer. 1136 00:55:54,120 --> 00:55:55,879 You know, this has been... 1137 00:55:55,880 --> 00:55:57,759 one rocking-chair moment. 1138 00:55:57,760 --> 00:55:59,959 What's one of those? 1139 00:55:59,960 --> 00:56:04,160 When I'm sitting in my rocking chair and everything starts to go... 1140 00:56:05,600 --> 00:56:10,399 ...I think there are some things I won't be able to forget. 1141 00:56:10,400 --> 00:56:13,719 Like... this. 1142 00:56:13,720 --> 00:56:15,239 Like... 1143 00:56:15,240 --> 00:56:16,920 you, Humpty. 1144 00:56:19,200 --> 00:56:21,119 So, Inspector. 1145 00:56:21,120 --> 00:56:25,239 I just found this pack of cards by the backgammon set. 1146 00:56:25,240 --> 00:56:26,399 Oh, gosh. 1147 00:56:26,400 --> 00:56:27,640 Mary... 1148 00:56:29,000 --> 00:56:31,119 ...do you think we should ask your nephew 1149 00:56:31,120 --> 00:56:35,399 to perform one of his famous magic tricks, hmm? 1150 00:56:35,400 --> 00:56:37,239 Oh, absolutely, Selwyn. 1151 00:56:37,240 --> 00:56:40,079 No, look, really, gosh, I mean, it's been so long. 1152 00:56:40,080 --> 00:56:42,199 - I just don't... - Come on, Humphrey! 1153 00:56:42,200 --> 00:56:44,080 - HUMPHREY SIGHS - Come on, Chief. 1154 00:56:45,120 --> 00:56:47,039 All right, then, JP. 1155 00:56:47,040 --> 00:56:48,599 Pick a card, any card. 1156 00:56:48,600 --> 00:56:50,239 OK. 1157 00:56:50,240 --> 00:56:53,639 Now, don't let me see it. Show it to your friends... 1158 00:56:53,640 --> 00:56:55,880 and then place it back in the pack. 1159 00:56:58,080 --> 00:56:59,999 Don't let me see it! 1160 00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:02,999 Now, I can't possibly know what your card is. 1161 00:57:03,000 --> 00:57:07,439 And by shuffling this pack, I can't possibly know WHERE your card is. 1162 00:57:07,440 --> 00:57:08,479 Ah... 1163 00:57:08,480 --> 00:57:09,680 But... 1164 00:57:10,840 --> 00:57:12,359 Tell me... 1165 00:57:12,360 --> 00:57:14,199 did you choose a red card? 1166 00:57:14,200 --> 00:57:16,039 Yes. 1167 00:57:16,040 --> 00:57:17,679 Was it a diamond? 1168 00:57:17,680 --> 00:57:19,119 No. 1169 00:57:19,120 --> 00:57:21,359 It wasn't? Are you sure? 1170 00:57:21,360 --> 00:57:22,959 Er, yes, sir. 1171 00:57:22,960 --> 00:57:24,919 And that's exactly what I expected you to say, 1172 00:57:24,920 --> 00:57:27,480 because the card you chose was two of hearts! 1173 00:57:29,000 --> 00:57:31,719 Oh, er, sorry, it's been a while. Ahem... 1174 00:57:31,720 --> 00:57:33,519 Ladies and gentlemen... 1175 00:57:33,520 --> 00:57:34,560 two of hearts! 1176 00:57:36,920 --> 00:57:39,399 Ahem. Right, just bear with me. Wait, wait, here we go. 1177 00:57:39,400 --> 00:57:40,440 Two of hearts! 1178 00:57:42,280 --> 00:57:43,599 It was, erm... 1179 00:57:43,600 --> 00:57:45,559 - Queen of hearts. - Two of hearts! 1180 00:57:45,560 --> 00:57:47,719 Oh... 1181 00:57:47,720 --> 00:57:50,519 Ah... it's got to be here somewhere. Wait, wait, wait, one second, 1182 00:57:50,520 --> 00:57:51,559 it's coming... 1183 00:57:51,560 --> 00:57:52,679 Two of hearts... 1184 00:57:52,680 --> 00:57:55,439 The two of hearts... 1185 00:57:55,440 --> 00:57:56,479 Catherine... 1186 00:57:56,480 --> 00:57:58,999 There isn't even a two of hearts in this pack! 1187 00:57:59,000 --> 00:58:00,200 Oh(!) 1188 00:58:04,000 --> 00:58:06,399 Welcome to Le Calmar Saint Marie. 1189 00:58:06,400 --> 00:58:08,799 Let the food do the talking. 1190 00:58:08,800 --> 00:58:10,559 In here! 1191 00:58:10,560 --> 00:58:13,640 Definitely attacked from behind, turn round and then booph! 1192 00:58:15,840 --> 00:58:17,600 Hey! You little bl... 1193 00:58:19,320 --> 00:58:22,319 Out of breath, Grandad? 1194 00:58:22,320 --> 00:58:24,559 My next lesson in the art of courtship. 1195 00:58:24,560 --> 00:58:27,000 We want to have the full experience.