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So, in closing I'd like to say

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thank you to you all
for being here today

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to share this momentous occasion
with us.

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OK, everyone, could you just
turn and face me, please,

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and we'll just get a few snaps
of the visit.

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Good, OK. Lots of smiles.
You're all very happy.

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You've just done a great deal
for the community.

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OK, uh, could you just look
a little more casual for me,

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just a little more casual?

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Good. Good. Just think of
Charlie Perkins. That's the way.

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Good. Good. Good.

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OK, I want you to imagine
that you're Greg Inglis,

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you've just taken the Bunnies
to the Premiership, OK?

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You're Archie Roach, David Gulpilil.

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OK, guys, could you just
be a little bit more, um...

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...a little bit more Aboriginal
for me?

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Excuse me?

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More... more Aboriginal.
They know what I'm saying, right?

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Am I speaking Yiddish?
Can we get a lap-lap happening here?

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I'm looking at you, Walkabout.

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Aunty... Aunty,
could you to just squeeze up for me.

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What the fuck did he just call me?

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Can we get some lateral violence
up the back there as well.

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Good, yes. Good, good, good.

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OK. Make sure you get your leg up.
Leg up, that's it.

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Now, I'm seeing a young mother
up the front here

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with no kids to fight for.

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Good. Get the kids in.

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Oh, hold on, hold on.
Just remove one.

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Perfect. Perfect. OK, everyone,
say 'sovereignty' on three.

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1-2-3.

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♪ Theme music

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Cricket coach Darren Lehmann

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blames his players and not the pitch
for the loss to Pakistan...

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(Smash!)

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Ow! Mum!

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No-one's gonna put a dot
on a boomerang without my approval.

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A grass basket gets sold
in the Botanical Gardens - I want in.

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- Understood?
- Understood.

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As far back as I can remember,
I wanted to be an elder.

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For me, being an elder
was better than being

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seven Adam Goodeses
or three Greg Ingli-i.

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At the luncheon, you never
had to wait for the sandwiches,

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at bingo,
you always got your cards first,

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you always got a seat
at the funeral -

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that's if it wasn't your own -

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but above everything else,
you were respected.

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I once saw a man get up
and out of his barber chair

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halfway through his haircut
for Uncle Sid,

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and he walked around with that
fucked-up haircut for two weeks.

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I used to wash up Uncle Sid's car,

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and now those kids in the community,
they wash mine.

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And that's because
I drive Aunty Mary.

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Aunty Mary moves at her own pace

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because she don't gotta be
anywhere for anyone.

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Aunty Mary has a kind heart
but a hot head,

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and there's one person who knows
how to press her buttons -

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Aunty Joycie.

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Aunty Mary and Aunty Joycie
run the Welcome to Country.

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And competition is fierce.

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Welcome to Country
is charged by the syllable.

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You wanted the smoking ceremony?
That's extra.

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You want the gum leaves?
That'll cost ya.

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Per leaf!

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And in competition,
there's got to be a No.1.

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This was our thing,
and once you're in...

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Aunty Joycie wants to see Aunty Mary

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at the restaurant after the wake.

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Alright, I'll let her know.

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...you're in.

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Dad?

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Yes, son?

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You know how a coconut is a black
person who's dark on the outside

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and white on the inside?

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Yes, son.

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And is also a nut that's dark on
the outside and white on the inside?

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Yes, son.

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Well, which one
was named after which?

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I guess we'll never know, son.

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Yeah.

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Welcome to Black On Track.
This is Jessie, how can I help you?

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Uh, yeah, I'm looking for Donna.

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We're supposed to be having
a phone interview.

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Oh. I'll just try her for you.

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I'm sorry,
but she's not answering right now.

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What do you mean,
she's not answering?

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Um, she's not answering, and judging
by the time, I'd say she's gone home.

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What?!

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I'm supposed to be having
a phone interview with her.

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Oh, this is so typical
of you office blacks.

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What's that supposed to mean?

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It means that you're meant to be
helping us blacks get a job,

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but instead you pricks
are only worried about yourselves!

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Well, let me see if I can find
someone else for you,

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but judging by the time,
I'd say everybody's gone home.

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Oh, see? Bunch of useless bastards -
taking off before it's even 5:00.

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Don't even know
why I bothered calling.

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Well, what time was your interview?

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2pm.
2pm?!

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It's nearly 5:00!
So?

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Sister, that's not even Murri time.

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That's just lazy, get-your-
unorganised-shit-together time.

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When you're supposed
to be open till 5:00,

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someone should still be there.

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And when you make an appointment,
you're supposed to keep it.

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Well, I had things to do.

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Yeah, well, you're not the only one.

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Eyah, don't get smart with me, boy.

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Eyah, you don't want
to get smart with me.

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Ringing up here complaining,
calling me 'office black',

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when it's your gammin,
can't-even-keep-track-of-time arse

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that's ringing up three hours later
for an appointment.

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What kind of hairy-arse woman
thinks she's gonna get a job

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when her no good, demanding,
who-the-hell-she-think-he-is

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slut of an attitude
gonna be blamin' everybody else

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for her
can't-even-keep-track-of-time shit?

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How about if you wanna
get your impatient arse a job,

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then you ring up
when you're supposed to -

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not one hour later,
not two hours later

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and definitely not three

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who-the-bloody-hell-still-rings-up
bullshit hours later?

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Now, was that smart enough for you?

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Welcome to Black On Track.
This is Jessie, how can I help you?

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Joycie, Mary, I'm pleased to see
you can put your differences aside,

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so we could talk today.

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Now, the Welcome to Country
income stream

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has been a lucrative venture
for the elders,

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but with all this in-fighting,

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we're gonna be running ourselves
out of business.

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Sabotaging welcomes?
Waterlogging gum leaves?

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This has to stop!

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Well, Sid, thank you,
and I just wanna to say welcome

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from the tops of trees...
Oi, Joyce, knock it off.

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You know very well
you stole that line from me.

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Oh, Mary, why would I want anything
of yours?

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'Cause you're a sneaky bitch.
Mary!

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If we're gonna get anywhere today,
there can be no name-calling.

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Now, if you two can't agree on
what's a fair divide in events...

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She wants the AFL Grand Final
and the Australian Open.

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That's spring AND summer.
She wants it all.

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What's left for me?

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Mary, they all want me.

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They want YOU
because YOU undercut ME.

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This is all beside the point.
We can only do what's fair.

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NAIDOC week is nearly here
and these events need elders.

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What I and the uncles have decided

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is that there's
two separate territories -

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one for Aunty Joyce,
one for Aunty Mary...

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...divided by a natural border...

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...Punt Road.

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She gets the sports precinct!

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We live in Melbourne, Sid.
Did you forget that?

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What and who the fuck
am I supposed to welcome

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to the east side of Punt Road?

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There's fuck-all there
and you know that.

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Mary, the commission breeds
have ruled.

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Oh, mate.

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Nah. Good. You wait.

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Fuck this, fuck that
and fuck the both of you.

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Nephew, coat, car.

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Oh, Joycie, you sneaky old gin.
This ain't over.

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'Cause I warn you, I'm watching you.

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Eyah, slut!
What, slut?

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You enjoying our first date?

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Can't even take me somewhere flash.

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Oh! Well, what's this, then, slut?

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You lucky slut!

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So, what can I get you boys?

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Big budhoo.

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Troy! What is he doing here?

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Obviously serving... big sausage.

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Are you ready to order?

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I'm ready to be a big slut!

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This is supposed to be OUR date.

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Sorry, baby.

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I promise to focus on you
and not to be a big... slut.

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See?! But it's Big Budhoo Troy!
German sausage.

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Well, you better figure out if you
want German sausage

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or the sweet, sweet taste
of this sun-kissed blackberry,

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'cause I'm not putting up
with my man being a slut.

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Unless he's a slut for me.
A big one.

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A big dirty slut.

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Eyah, baby, come back!
I promise I won't do it again!

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Please come back.

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Ooh.

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We've been called to this residence
by a family member.

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It's not an uncommon occurrence,

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family members worried about
the blackness of their loved ones.

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So, let's go see
what she's got to say.

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She says there's a family barbecue
out the back -

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there's a lad
that's undercooking his meat.

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Is that true? Youse mob go
and have a look for yourself -

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all the evidence is spread out there
on the back table.

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Nobody's eatin'.

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Call for backup.

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Delta 7, this is VK1.

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Delta 7,we need a
Tactical Blakforce Team.

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We've got an undercooker.

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Ma'am, we're going in.

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♪ Blakforce, Blak-Blakforce. ♪

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It's so much better this way!

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Don't you know
that charcoal's carcinogenic?!

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It's still bleeding,
you sick (Bleep)!

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It's called medium-rare!

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Put the tongs down, mate.
What the (Bleep)? Who called them?

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I did.
You're bloody trying to kill us!

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Put the (Bleep) tongs down!

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We put it to you, you've been
undercooking meat - namely chops.

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00:13:29,980 --> 00:13:31,579
Well, you know the rules -

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if you can't eat it, you have
to be able to draw with it.

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What's this?

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It's roast pumpkin
and pine nut salad.

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What?! Why?

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I seen it on MasterChef.
Oh, that's it!

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Look, I promise...

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I promise this time I'll put 'em
back on the barbecue

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and I'll burn 'em - I'll burn 'em!

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Sarge, he doesn't even
have any bread here!

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00:13:50,580 --> 00:13:52,619
Oh! You're a piece of work, cuz.

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You can answer all this down
at the station. Come on, let's go!

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Let's get 'em back on the barbie,
eh, aunt?

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You gotta keep an eye out
for these fellas. Enjoy.

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♪ Blakforce, Blak-Blakforce

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♪ Ooh, whoa. ♪

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Oh, help, hey!
Oh, my God!

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Someone's getting eaten by a shark.

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00:14:29,820 --> 00:14:33,939
Well... now you know
how Aboriginal people feel.

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Are you looking for naked natives?

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You want some big-budhoo black men?

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We bring you Boys Gone Wild.

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Wassup?

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00:14:51,980 --> 00:14:57,499
We've got everything - candid Kooris,
naughty Nyoongars and big budhoos.

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Go on, baby,
massage my message stick.

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Go on, ladies,
get a lap-lap in your lap lap.

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Boys Gone Wild.

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Sign up now
for a one-month free trial.

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This boy's gone wild. I'm waiting.

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Better not be talking about me.

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There's three ways to do things -

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the right way, the wrong way
and the black way.

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And black way is pretty much
the wrong way

242
00:16:13,100 --> 00:16:16,219
but it's a bit more of a laugh.

243
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When you're the best,
you can afford the best.

244
00:16:18,860 --> 00:16:21,699
And in our business,
it's all about the leaves.

245
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The gum leaves.

246
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From the tops of the trees
to the bottom of the sea,

247
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I welcome you to Country today
in recognition and honour

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of the original owners,
of our elders, past and present...

249
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Welcome, everybody.

250
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Welcome to the Healing Place ramp.

251
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I'd like to acknowledge
its lovely craftsmanship.

252
00:16:47,180 --> 00:16:48,219
It's beautiful.

253
00:16:48,220 --> 00:16:51,499
...and of their spirit
that runs through our hearts today,

254
00:16:51,500 --> 00:16:54,980
welcome, welcome, welcome.

255
00:17:08,060 --> 00:17:10,499
Hm.

256
00:17:21,340 --> 00:17:25,379
When I ask you do something,
I expect you to do it proper.

257
00:17:25,380 --> 00:17:29,940
Remember, always was,
always will be, Aunty Mary's.

258
00:17:40,180 --> 00:17:43,019
This was turf war.

259
00:17:43,020 --> 00:17:46,860
Aunty Mary was not happy
and she was letting it be known.

260
00:17:50,660 --> 00:17:52,460
Now make it happen.

261
00:18:05,700 --> 00:18:09,780
Things were getting out of hand,
so Uncle Sid stepped in.

262
00:18:10,780 --> 00:18:13,059
Your two old aunties
are out of control.

263
00:18:13,060 --> 00:18:19,060
It's up to you two to bring 'em
into line. Understood?

264
00:18:21,380 --> 00:18:22,780
Easy, bruz.

265
00:18:24,340 --> 00:18:25,979
I just need to go jillawa.

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From the tops of the trees
to the bottom of the seas,

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I welcome you to country today
as we unite in heart and spirit

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with celebration and recognition
of the original owners,

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of our elders past and present

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and of their spirit
that beats in our heart here today.

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Welcome, welcome, welcome.

272
00:18:59,180 --> 00:19:03,579
See, it seems some smart-arse doused
Joycie's prized leaves in kerosene.

273
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Bless her.

274
00:19:10,580 --> 00:19:11,699
Ow!

275
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She's dead.

276
00:19:55,460 --> 00:19:58,899
And upon hearing the news
of Aunty Joycie's demise,

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Aunty Mary laughed so hard,
she sent herself into cardiac arrest,

278
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bless her.

279
00:20:15,060 --> 00:20:16,540
Dad?

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00:20:18,580 --> 00:20:19,900
Yes, son?

281
00:20:21,740 --> 00:20:24,499
You know how we're called
'Aboriginals'

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because we come from here?

283
00:20:27,140 --> 00:20:31,459
Well, does that mean
white people are Aboriginals

284
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from wherever they come from?

285
00:20:36,060 --> 00:20:38,860
Yes. Yes, it does.

286
00:20:40,340 --> 00:20:44,340
Wow. White Aboriginals.

287
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Yeah.

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Welcome to day three

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of the Pan Aboriginal Nations
One Language Summit.

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It's been a long and tiring road -
one we're still on -

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but we are closer to having one
language that we can use and share

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upon each other's country.

293
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Aaaah!

294
00:21:15,060 --> 00:21:17,299
I don't know why people
just can't learn my language

295
00:21:17,300 --> 00:21:19,619
when they bin come MY country.

296
00:21:19,620 --> 00:21:22,259
Well, what should happen
if you go upon their country?

297
00:21:22,260 --> 00:21:25,459
True, eh?
I never bin think about that.

298
00:21:25,460 --> 00:21:28,099
Louise? Minutes from yesterday.

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We agreed on the national use
of 'deadly', 'mob', 'solid',

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and that on the east coast,
the use of 'tiddas'

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will only apply to Aboriginal women.

302
00:21:35,100 --> 00:21:37,939
That is some bullshit.
I just want to state my hob-jection.

303
00:21:37,940 --> 00:21:41,459
This isn't court.
Whatever, you're gammin.

304
00:21:41,460 --> 00:21:46,499
That brings us to the next item
on today's agenda - 'gammin'.

305
00:21:46,500 --> 00:21:50,259
Do we want to spell that
with an 'I' or with an 'O'?

306
00:21:50,260 --> 00:21:52,939
Western Australia would like to see
how that looks first.

307
00:21:54,940 --> 00:21:57,059
Gammin with an 'I'.

308
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With a 'hi'.

309
00:21:58,860 --> 00:22:00,899
Gammon with an 'O'.

310
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Gammon with a 'ho'.

311
00:22:02,540 --> 00:22:06,459
Victoria likes 'O'.
Ah, 'ho' is gammin. You're gammin.

312
00:22:06,460 --> 00:22:08,819
Ah, well, at least it's better
than being gamm-on.

313
00:22:08,820 --> 00:22:13,819
Victoria and Queensland will
please refrain from name-calling.

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Everyone in favour of 'I'.

315
00:22:15,740 --> 00:22:18,099
Aye.

316
00:22:18,100 --> 00:22:22,659
South Australia would like to know
if we're saying 'I' or 'hi'?

317
00:22:22,660 --> 00:22:24,899
I said 'hi'.
Say 'I'.

318
00:22:24,900 --> 00:22:28,059
Hi.
'I'.

319
00:22:28,060 --> 00:22:30,379
Hi.
'I'!

320
00:22:30,380 --> 00:22:32,659
Hi-hi-hi! Stop hi-balling me!

321
00:22:32,660 --> 00:22:34,300
Order!

322
00:22:35,380 --> 00:22:37,299
Stop looking at me
with your hi-balls. Order!

323
00:22:37,300 --> 00:22:39,419
Hey, I'm sick of being
hordered around!

324
00:22:39,420 --> 00:22:44,339
Ah, that brings us to the next item
on today's agenda - haitches.

325
00:22:44,340 --> 00:22:46,419
Do we want to drop them?

326
00:22:46,420 --> 00:22:48,020
I think should hadd 'em.

327
00:22:49,780 --> 00:22:51,899
Add.
Hadd.

328
00:22:51,900 --> 00:22:54,379
Add.
Hadd, hadd, hadd!

329
00:22:54,380 --> 00:22:56,739
Had! That remind me, you never bin
hadd me on Facebook yet.

330
00:22:56,740 --> 00:22:59,899
Horder! I mean, 'order'!

331
00:22:59,900 --> 00:23:03,699
See? That's your blackness
comin' out.

332
00:23:03,700 --> 00:23:06,699
Ah, forget it,
everyone in favour of 'hi' say...

333
00:23:06,700 --> 00:23:08,579
...say 'aye'.

334
00:23:08,580 --> 00:23:09,779
Aye.

335
00:23:09,780 --> 00:23:12,059
Oh! That's deadly-la!

336
00:23:12,060 --> 00:23:15,299
What do you mean 'la'?
You can't stop me from saying 'la'.

337
00:23:15,300 --> 00:23:17,219
La-la-la-la-la!

338
00:23:17,220 --> 00:23:18,539
La.

339
00:23:18,540 --> 00:23:21,539
Queensland will refrain
from singing to the other states.

340
00:23:21,540 --> 00:23:23,859
Queensland... I'm warning you.

341
00:23:23,860 --> 00:23:27,019
Louise,
add 'la' to tomorrow's agenda,

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00:23:27,020 --> 00:23:29,579
where we will also be discussing

343
00:23:29,580 --> 00:23:33,179
'ooh-ah', 'look out'
and 'wonga' versus 'womba'.

344
00:23:34,500 --> 00:23:36,099
Meeting adjourned.

345
00:23:36,100 --> 00:23:38,859
There'll be drinks and snacks
in the foyer on your way out.

346
00:23:38,860 --> 00:23:43,019
HAY-CT wanna know...
drink and snack for free, or what?

347
00:23:43,020 --> 00:23:44,499
Yeah, of course.

348
00:23:44,500 --> 00:23:46,219
Ho!
Oh!

349
00:23:46,220 --> 00:23:47,340
Deadly.

350
00:24:03,300 --> 00:24:05,940
You see, family always comes first.

351
00:24:07,220 --> 00:24:09,260
But what keeps a family happy?

352
00:24:10,940 --> 00:24:12,460
This here.

353
00:24:15,300 --> 00:24:18,620
A dual funeral -
they would've hated that.

354
00:24:20,620 --> 00:24:22,620
Deliver the eulogy, Frank.

355
00:24:29,500 --> 00:24:31,299
Now the uncles watch the aunties,

356
00:24:31,300 --> 00:24:33,819
the aunties
watch the nieces and nephews,

357
00:24:33,820 --> 00:24:37,819
the nieces and nephews
watch the kids,

358
00:24:37,820 --> 00:24:39,860
and they all watch me.

359
00:24:42,420 --> 00:24:45,900
And just like that,
the Punt Road divide was no more.

360
00:24:50,060 --> 00:24:53,539
Always was, always will be...

361
00:24:53,540 --> 00:24:54,940
...Frank's land.

362
00:25:12,060 --> 00:25:14,419
Sarge, I got something to tell you -
I got the call up.

363
00:25:14,420 --> 00:25:17,299
You got it?
Yep.

364
00:25:17,300 --> 00:25:20,619
I got accepted
to the Special Coconut Unit.

365
00:25:20,620 --> 00:25:23,460
They want me to start ASAP.
Big case.

366
00:25:25,220 --> 00:25:26,859
But it means I'm leavin'.

367
00:25:26,860 --> 00:25:30,259
Good on you, bruz.
I'm happy for you.

368
00:25:30,260 --> 00:25:33,419
Yeah, but I'm shitting myself,
though.

369
00:25:33,420 --> 00:25:39,019
Oi, don't let them flash bastards
up at SCU intimidate ya.

370
00:25:39,020 --> 00:25:41,659
You were born to crack coconuts.

371
00:25:41,660 --> 00:25:45,739
You don't just crack coconuts
because it's your job -

372
00:25:45,740 --> 00:25:48,219
you crack coconuts
because you love it.

373
00:25:48,220 --> 00:25:52,580
You know, that's the deadliest thing
anyone has ever said to me.

374
00:25:53,820 --> 00:25:56,819
I love you, brother.
Love you too, brother.

375
00:25:56,820 --> 00:25:58,899
Now make us proud.

376
00:25:58,900 --> 00:26:04,339
And show that mob up at SCU
how us Blakforce boys roll.

377
00:26:04,340 --> 00:26:07,660
I will, brother. I will.

378
00:26:10,220 --> 00:26:12,419
Let's roll.

379
00:26:20,180 --> 00:26:24,220
♪ Blakforce, Blak-Blakforce
Uh-huh. ♪