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All right, everybody.
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Drop those patient charts.
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I have something important.
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Which tux should I wear
to Dr. Tuttle's wedding this weekend?
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Not to be rude,
but those look exactly the same.
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To be rude, I don't care.
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Come on, guys.
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I've been pumped for this wedding
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since the invitation came two months ago.
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Wait, you got
your invitation two months ago?
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Mine only came last week.
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Mine, too!
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You know what this means?
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We're on the B-team for Tuttle's wedding.
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(BOTH EXCLAIMING)
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Guys, I'm sure that's not the case.
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An invitation is an invitation.
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I don't know.
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Mine was addressed to "Dr. Julie Dobbs
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"or current resident."
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When I see Dr. Tuttle,
I'm gonna scream in his face.
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There he is! Hi, Dr. Tuttle!
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Ooh! Man of the hour!
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(SHOUTING) We can't wait for your wedding!
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Told you.
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Ah, come on, bro!
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Give me a little preview of the event.
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(CHUCKLES) What am I working with?
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Oh, it's gonna be amazing.
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We got the best deejay.
You know Deejay Jazzy Jeff?
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- (GASPS)
- We got his cousin...
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Alan Jazzy Jeff.
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Well, I hope he's as talented
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on the ones and twos as his cousin,
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'cause I's bring some serious
noise to the dance floor, yo.
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Here's a little taste.
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(EXCLAIMS)
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PAT: Tuttle!
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Hey, well,
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after tomorrow you no longer be a free man.
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Well, last call to get some
honey on the old stinger, eh?
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- Yeah, I'm good.
- All right, I'll see you.
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- I'll see y'all tomorrow.
- DAMONA: All right! Bye-bye.
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(SHOUTING) It's gonna be
a beautiful celebration!
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I've had it.
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Oh, Ken, swank formal wear.
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Yeah.
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I've been renting mine
since I lost it in a fire.
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Started by my wife,
while it was still on my body.
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Anyway, quick download
about this wedding...
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Now, out of respect for my desire
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to only socialize
with those at or above my status,
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I'm gonna request that the three of you...
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Don't talk to me directly.
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And I don't want any of your usual pushback.
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- You got it.
- Tough but fair.
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- Thy will be done.
- PAT: Ah!
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Good group. Very respectful.
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And, oh, good luck picking your tux.
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But, remember,
they all look the same when they're on fire.
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Ripped & Corrected By mstoll
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The food is gonna be awesome!
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Oh, and Will Smith's
deejay's cousin is spinning,
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so you know the tunes are gonna be dope!
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Yay!
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Look, I know you don't love weddings,
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but this one's gonna be de-luxe.
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Mom, you don't like weddings?
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They're fine.
I'm just not as into them as your father is.
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It's true. She wanted to elope,
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almost denied me my dream wedding.
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Well, what would have been
my dream wedding,
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which she almost ruined anyway.
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I accidentally saw him in
his tux before the ceremony.
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(GASPS)
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(CELLPHONE CHIMES)
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Oh, no. (GASPS)
Megan's got food poisoning!
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She can't babysit tonight.
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- What are we gonna do?
- (SIGHS)
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You know what? You go.
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I'll stay here with the kids.
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It's all your work people.
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You'll have a great time without me.
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No, I can't go without you.
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Who would I dance with?
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Oh, and that thing I do when I say,
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"Hi, I'm Ken Park
and this is my wife Jurassic."
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(LAUGHS) People love that.
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We can't just leave Dave alone.
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It'll be okay. I'll watch Home alone.
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It'll be a night of irony.
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Okay, Molly,
you're staying home with Dave tonight.
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What? No!
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I'm supposed to go
to the grove with my friends!
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Oh, really?
How long you been planning that?
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- A couple days.
- Oh, yeah?
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I've been planning this
for a couple of months, girl.
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I even got two haircuts for this.
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One to train my part, the
other to reinforce it.
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You will not take this night away from me.
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Okay, fine, I'll do it.
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- (CHUCKLES SMUGLY)
- For the record, I liked your hair before.
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Don't go there.
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Okay, problem solved.
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(CELLPHONE DINGS)
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Oh! And our Uber driver Varis is here!
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(CHUCKLES) Varis!
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Varis! We're coming, buddy!
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Now, remember, Uber passengers
are rated, too, so just be cool.
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Last time I pulled a two-star
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after a pretty serious directional dispute.
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- Yeah. I remember.
- How do you not take Cahuenga?
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(MUSIC PLAYING)
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Hey, guys, I don't see my name.
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Is there a world where they
think my name is "Cliff?"
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Because there's a "Cliff."
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Man, we don't have any seats!
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Classic B-team.
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Oh, I don't where,
but I'm sitting down at some point.
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I can't just stand up all night,
not in these heels,
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not in this dress, not in this wig.
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(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
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Oh, hey, Pat. What are you doing over here?
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Oh, I'm just trying to avoid the others.
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- Who?
- Oh, you know, the ones from work.
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You know, the one with the
Wanda Sykes-style attitude,
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the guy who always sounds
like he's greeting people
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at a renaissance fair,
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and the gal with the, uh, the voice of a...
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Of a helium addict.
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I've been looking for you.
Why aren't you dancing?
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Ah, well,
I recently tore my ACL in a conga line.
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But, with that said,
when the music calls, I must answer.
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See you out there.
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(CHUCKLES)
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Ah.
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(GRUNTS) Come on, girl.
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You want me to call your mama
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and tell her you refuse
to shake what she gave you?
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Okay, fine. Let's go.
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That girl is poison
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Never trust a big butt and smile
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That girl is poison
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If I were you, I'd take precaution
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Before I start to meet my girl
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You know
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'Cause in some motion
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You'll think she's the
best thing in the world
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She's so fly
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She'd drive you right out of your mind
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Steal your heart when you're blind
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(SCREAMING)
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(DOORBELL RINGING)
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Did we order pizza already?
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Bless you, child. I am starving!
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Hi, Mrs. Pancake.
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Thanks for coming on such short notice.
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It's a pleasure to sit for little Dave again.
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So, has he been changed?
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Well, it couldn't hurt to check.
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Molly, a word.
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Why is she here?
She hasn't sat for us in years.
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I called Mrs. P out of retirement
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so I can go to the grove with my friends.
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That's not fair. Why do you get to go
out and I have to stay here?
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(SCOFFS) Where would you even go?
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There's a Magic: The gathering gathering
at gamer's paradise.
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I'm sure one of the nerds will blog about it.
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Yeah, that nerd could have been me.
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I'll tell Mom and Dad.
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(GROANS) Fine.
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You can order pizza and pick
whatever toppings you want.
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Yes!
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Hello, cheese pizza topped
with mini cheese pizzas.
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Okay. He's in bed by 10:30,
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he can have all the pizza he wants,
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but try to limit his sugar consumption.
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Make sure he flosses, brushes,
and wears his night guard.
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Make sure you tarp his pillow,
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because the mouth guard makes him drool.
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And make sure you turn his fan on high,
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because the tarp makes him sweat.
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I remember the drill!
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Ooh.
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What I would do to that guy after 12 dates.
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Julie, just give it up.
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Finding love at a wedding isn't real.
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You know what is real?
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That raw bar.
I'm gonna go post up. You coming?
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No. Your oyster etiquette
leaves a lot to be desired.
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I slurp how I slurp.
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- Oh, sorry.
- No. No, please.
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No, no, no. I'm just grabbing a beer.
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You like beer?
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I love beer.
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(LAUGHS) I love beer!
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- Oh!
- That's so crazy!
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It's so crazy. I've never met
anybody else who likes beer.
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Don't tell me you also like food.
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I'm obsessed with it.
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(LAUGHS)
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Literally eat it three times a day,
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could not survive without it.
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Okay. On the count of three,
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name your favorite TV show, all right?
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- One, two, three. House of Cards.
- Whatever yours is!
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Oh, my God. What are the chances, huh?
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(ALL LAUGHING)
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Hello, fellow table mates.
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(SILENCE)
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(EXCITEDLY) So...
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Where do you all know
the happy couple from?
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We all went to college with Beth.
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Did you go to Dartmouth?
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Never heard of it.
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(MURMURING)
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There you are.
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Oh, why do you keep ghosting me
on the dance floor?
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Oh. I thought you were ghosting me.
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This place must be
pretty haunted, huh? (LAUGHS)
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Okay, Alli, you know what?
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I've held this in for a while,
but I'm just gonna say it.
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Your whole "I don't like weddings" thing,
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- it's a real bummer.
- It's a bummer?
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Yeah! I'm trying to have fun with you,
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and it's like you don't even want to be here.
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Bum-mer.
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You know what, Ken?
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As long as we're being honest,
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the truth is, I love weddings.
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- No, you don't.
- Yeah, I do.
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The only thing I don't like about weddings
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is dancing with you.
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(GASPS)
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I'm an amazing dancer!
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No. Actually, Ken, you know what you are?
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You're a selfish dancer.
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(GASPS)
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You don't dance with me.
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Occasionally you dance at me,
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but mostly you're all about you.
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That's ridiculous!
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We danced for six straight songs together.
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Ken, I left the dance floor
five and a half songs ago,
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and you didn't even notice.
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Really? Before Who Let The Dogs Out?
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Nobody had even noticed
the dogs were missing yet.
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Selfish dancer.
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I'm not a selfish dancer!
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You're clearly just not ready for this jelly.
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Mrs. Pancake, your lips look dusty.
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Would you care for something to drink?
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You sweet boy. I'd love a milk, please.
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How about I turn this on for you?
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- (MUSIC PLAYING ON TV)
- Oh!
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ANNOUNCER ON TV:
Today's contestants are...
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Thanks for coming on such short notice.
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Were you followed?
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From next door? No.
260
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Good. Her name is Mrs. Pancake,
like the food.
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- Copy.
- Pizza's on the way, so enjoy that.
262
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I already ate.
263
00:10:55,688 --> 00:10:56,712
This isn't about you.
264
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- And bedtime is 10:30. Go willingly.
- Of course.
265
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Here's some milk.
266
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Oh, and I would not
engage her on immigration.
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(TV CHATTER)
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Here you go, Mrs. Pancake.
269
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There he is!
Good to see you, bud. Having fun?
270
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Actually, I'm not having fun.
271
00:11:36,629 --> 00:11:38,028
Okay, great, got to run, pictures.
272
00:11:38,197 --> 00:11:39,255
Mmm-hmm.
273
00:11:39,331 --> 00:11:41,265
You got a lot of guts signing up for this,
274
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'cause, man, let me tell you,
a marriage can be a-brutal.
275
00:11:47,173 --> 00:11:49,300
Okay. Thanks for the heads up.
276
00:11:49,375 --> 00:11:50,865
I should really get going to...
277
00:11:51,043 --> 00:11:53,136
Just when you think
you're in a good place, bam!
278
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She ups and calls you a selfish dancer!
Can you believe that?
279
00:11:56,348 --> 00:11:57,645
You know, this is something
you should probably
280
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discuss with your wife.
281
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I'm not selfish!
282
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I'm a massively gifted dancer, Allison!
283
00:12:04,356 --> 00:12:05,983
I've been electrifying audiences
284
00:12:06,058 --> 00:12:08,526
from the moment my feet
first graced the dance floor!
285
00:12:08,728 --> 00:12:10,059
Good for you. Can I just...
286
00:12:10,129 --> 00:12:11,960
The year was 1982.
287
00:12:12,298 --> 00:12:13,663
Please, no...
288
00:12:15,401 --> 00:12:16,891
KEN: A 12-year-old Ken Park,
289
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still a decade and a half from puberty,
290
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took to the dance floor for the first time
291
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with moves only his mirror had seen.
292
00:12:26,345 --> 00:12:28,779
That night was a huge turning point for me,
293
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because before that... Oh, my God.
294
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I've been an idiot.
295
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I'm gonna go talk to my wife.
296
00:12:38,157 --> 00:12:39,624
Mmm-hmm.
297
00:12:40,259 --> 00:12:42,090
Oh, and you should go talk to your wife.
298
00:12:42,161 --> 00:12:43,526
She looks cranky.
299
00:12:44,263 --> 00:12:45,628
You know, I never understood
300
00:12:45,698 --> 00:12:47,825
why it's called Super Mario brothers, either.
301
00:12:48,033 --> 00:12:49,933
I mean, their names are Mario and Luigi.
302
00:12:50,136 --> 00:12:51,535
Right? I mean, is their last name Mario?
303
00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:52,901
So, what, is it Luigi...
304
00:12:53,038 --> 00:12:54,335
BOTH: And Mario Mario?
305
00:12:54,406 --> 00:12:55,600
- That's mental.
- That's mental.
306
00:12:55,674 --> 00:12:57,904
That's mental. So mental.
307
00:12:58,811 --> 00:13:00,176
Uh, I'm gonna head to the men's.
308
00:13:00,246 --> 00:13:02,806
These Michelob ultras
are going right through me.
309
00:13:02,882 --> 00:13:03,974
Promise me you won't move?
310
00:13:04,049 --> 00:13:05,482
I'm not going anywhere.
311
00:13:09,021 --> 00:13:10,249
Come on!
312
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You guys are not gonna believe it.
313
00:13:11,891 --> 00:13:13,825
I met someone and he is amazing!
314
00:13:14,059 --> 00:13:16,050
Okay, good for you, Clarky,
but we got to bounce.
315
00:13:16,128 --> 00:13:17,152
We're at the wrong wedding.
316
00:13:17,229 --> 00:13:18,321
What are you talking about?
317
00:13:18,397 --> 00:13:20,194
That's why we didn't have any place cards
318
00:13:20,266 --> 00:13:23,099
and why the cocktail napkins
say "Mr. And Mrs. Tutupu."
319
00:13:25,171 --> 00:13:27,298
And when I went to congratulate Dr. Tuttle,
320
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he was a foot taller than usual
321
00:13:29,141 --> 00:13:31,336
and significantly more Samoan.
322
00:13:33,345 --> 00:13:34,869
We're in the terrace ballroom.
323
00:13:34,947 --> 00:13:36,710
The Tuttle wedding's in the garden ballroom.
324
00:13:36,982 --> 00:13:39,450
But Connor and I haven't exchanged info.
325
00:13:39,518 --> 00:13:40,849
I'll never see him again.
326
00:13:40,920 --> 00:13:43,150
Sorry, not leaving, not sorry.
327
00:13:43,222 --> 00:13:44,382
Okay, I'll go!
328
00:13:44,723 --> 00:13:46,953
Connor, if you are listening,
329
00:13:47,026 --> 00:13:48,550
write down my e-mail address!
330
00:13:48,627 --> 00:13:52,688
It's leaveittoClarkbeavers@aol.com.
331
00:13:54,433 --> 00:13:56,162
That's aol.com!
332
00:14:09,281 --> 00:14:11,078
Allison, you were right.
333
00:14:11,183 --> 00:14:12,650
I am a selfish dancer.
334
00:14:12,718 --> 00:14:14,083
But there's a reason.
335
00:14:14,220 --> 00:14:16,279
The year was 1982.
336
00:14:16,355 --> 00:14:17,447
Please, no.
337
00:14:17,990 --> 00:14:19,184
(DISCO MUSIC PLAYING)
338
00:14:19,258 --> 00:14:22,193
That night I had asked
every girl to dance with me,
339
00:14:22,261 --> 00:14:24,195
and I got shut down by all of them.
340
00:14:25,731 --> 00:14:28,222
So, faced with the prospect
of eternal loneliness
341
00:14:28,300 --> 00:14:30,564
and no one to dance with, I took action.
342
00:14:34,073 --> 00:14:35,404
(SCREAMING)
343
00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:41,040
I realized my filthy moves
were just a way for me to fit in
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00:14:41,113 --> 00:14:42,808
because I didn't have a partner.
345
00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:44,611
That's why I became a selfish dancer.
346
00:14:44,850 --> 00:14:46,545
Hey, you have a partner now.
347
00:14:46,719 --> 00:14:49,711
I know, and you're
the best partner in the world.
348
00:14:49,788 --> 00:14:52,552
Honestly, I wouldn't even
want a young hot one
349
00:14:52,625 --> 00:14:54,024
like Tuttle just scored.
350
00:14:56,262 --> 00:14:58,662
Point is, will you dance with me?
351
00:14:59,064 --> 00:15:00,827
(ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING)
352
00:15:14,713 --> 00:15:17,511
You know, you people
have been showing each other
353
00:15:17,583 --> 00:15:20,051
pictures of your kids for...
354
00:15:20,119 --> 00:15:22,144
For a real long time now.
355
00:15:25,291 --> 00:15:27,122
Oh! Thank God!
356
00:15:27,693 --> 00:15:29,251
- Oh!
- (SIGHS) Oh!
357
00:15:29,495 --> 00:15:32,225
I was wrong to impose
such harsh social restrictions
358
00:15:32,298 --> 00:15:33,356
on you people.
359
00:15:33,499 --> 00:15:35,660
Ah, tonight has just been horrible.
360
00:15:35,734 --> 00:15:37,702
I would have had a much
better time with you.
361
00:15:38,070 --> 00:15:41,062
So, please, join me.
362
00:15:41,373 --> 00:15:45,469
Because tonight I'm not only your employer,
363
00:15:45,544 --> 00:15:48,138
I am also your boss.
364
00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:51,439
Sorry, Pat. Your rules are your rules.
365
00:15:51,517 --> 00:15:52,677
You seemed pretty adamant before.
366
00:15:52,751 --> 00:15:54,844
All I have is my word, so...
367
00:15:55,020 --> 00:15:56,282
Pat, bye!
368
00:15:56,822 --> 00:15:58,221
(DAMONA EXCLAIMING)
369
00:15:58,290 --> 00:15:59,621
Did you see what I said to Pat?
370
00:15:59,692 --> 00:16:01,057
I said, "Pat, bye."
371
00:16:01,160 --> 00:16:02,491
(ALL LAUGHING)
372
00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:07,026
(LAUGHS SADLY)
373
00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:10,325
Clark, are you bummed about Connor?
374
00:16:10,469 --> 00:16:13,836
Of course.
I meet the perfect guy at the wrong wedding.
375
00:16:13,939 --> 00:16:15,531
And when I do show up at the right one,
376
00:16:15,607 --> 00:16:18,235
the photo booth is broken
so I can't document my misery.
377
00:16:19,411 --> 00:16:21,470
Excuse me, I think I'm at the wrong wedding.
378
00:16:21,780 --> 00:16:22,940
(LAUGHS)
379
00:16:23,082 --> 00:16:24,208
(GASPS) Hi!
380
00:16:24,850 --> 00:16:26,078
I was looking all over for you,
381
00:16:26,151 --> 00:16:27,345
and then I overheard somebody talking about
382
00:16:27,419 --> 00:16:28,943
three misfits who crashed the wedding.
383
00:16:29,021 --> 00:16:31,080
And how one of them
more or less cleaned out the raw bar.
384
00:16:31,323 --> 00:16:33,052
That crab was for real.
385
00:16:35,260 --> 00:16:37,490
And I had a feeling
one of those misfits was you.
386
00:16:38,163 --> 00:16:40,961
You know what? I don't think
you're at the wrong wedding.
387
00:16:41,033 --> 00:16:45,595
I think that you are in
exactly the right place.
388
00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:47,499
(DAMONA AND JULIE EXCLAIMING)
389
00:16:48,273 --> 00:16:49,638
- Aw!
- (CHANTING) Go, Clark!
390
00:16:49,742 --> 00:16:51,107
BOTH: Go, Clark!
391
00:16:51,176 --> 00:16:53,269
Go, go, go, Clark!
392
00:16:53,746 --> 00:16:55,179
JULIE: Aw!
393
00:16:55,247 --> 00:16:57,545
That sweet morning dew
394
00:16:57,616 --> 00:16:59,607
I took one look at you
395
00:16:59,685 --> 00:17:03,587
And it was plain to see you were my destiny
396
00:17:03,989 --> 00:17:05,149
You're all
397
00:17:05,224 --> 00:17:07,419
With arms open wide
398
00:17:07,493 --> 00:17:09,461
I threw away my pride
399
00:17:09,828 --> 00:17:12,058
I sacrifice for you
400
00:17:12,131 --> 00:17:13,598
Dedicate my life to you
401
00:17:13,665 --> 00:17:14,962
Oh-ho
402
00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:16,467
I will go where you lead
403
00:17:16,535 --> 00:17:17,661
Come on, babe
404
00:17:17,736 --> 00:17:19,567
You're always there in time of need
405
00:17:19,638 --> 00:17:21,731
And when I lose my will
406
00:17:21,807 --> 00:17:24,241
You'll be there to push me up the hill
407
00:17:24,309 --> 00:17:28,211
There's no, no looking back for us
408
00:17:29,181 --> 00:17:33,481
We got love, sure 'nough that's enough
409
00:17:33,585 --> 00:17:35,177
You're all
410
00:17:35,254 --> 00:17:37,950
You're all I need
411
00:17:38,023 --> 00:17:39,991
To get by
412
00:17:42,461 --> 00:17:43,723
(WOMAN SCREAMING)
413
00:17:51,336 --> 00:17:52,530
Whew!
414
00:17:52,604 --> 00:17:54,629
That was close!
415
00:17:57,609 --> 00:17:59,372
They were right to kick us out.
416
00:17:59,445 --> 00:18:00,503
Oh, absolutely.
417
00:18:00,846 --> 00:18:03,144
- Even the use of force was justified.
- Mmm.
418
00:18:03,749 --> 00:18:06,616
But before it all went down,
kind of fun, right?
419
00:18:06,985 --> 00:18:08,509
I had a great time dancing with you.
420
00:18:08,587 --> 00:18:10,020
- Really?
- And you know what?
421
00:18:10,289 --> 00:18:11,586
I'm actually looking forward
422
00:18:11,657 --> 00:18:13,386
to the next wedding we go to together.
423
00:18:13,625 --> 00:18:14,887
Me, too.
424
00:18:17,429 --> 00:18:19,260
Um, Gevork, what are you doing?
425
00:18:19,531 --> 00:18:21,431
I said, "Take Cahuenga!"
426
00:18:24,002 --> 00:18:25,629
You still haven't answered the question.
427
00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:27,337
"Even if you could build that wall,
428
00:18:27,406 --> 00:18:28,930
"who's gonna pay for it?"
429
00:18:30,976 --> 00:18:32,637
(TELEPHONE RINGING)
430
00:18:35,180 --> 00:18:36,807
Go for Mrs. Pancake.
431
00:18:36,882 --> 00:18:38,281
Hi, Mrs. Pancake. It's Molly.
432
00:18:38,350 --> 00:18:39,408
Just calling to check on Dave.
433
00:18:39,585 --> 00:18:41,610
Oh, he's fine. We ordered pizza,
434
00:18:41,687 --> 00:18:43,621
and he gobbled down an entire slice.
435
00:18:43,789 --> 00:18:45,814
Dave only ate one slice?
436
00:18:45,891 --> 00:18:47,222
Can I speak with him, please?
437
00:18:50,095 --> 00:18:51,255
Go for Dave Park.
438
00:18:51,597 --> 00:18:53,963
- Henry?
- Hi, my older sister Molly.
439
00:18:56,802 --> 00:18:58,929
(PHONE RINGING)
440
00:18:59,338 --> 00:19:00,737
Go for Dave Park.
441
00:19:00,806 --> 00:19:01,966
I can't believe you snuck out!
442
00:19:02,107 --> 00:19:03,267
(CELLPHONE BEEPING)
443
00:19:03,342 --> 00:19:05,401
Hold on, I'm getting another call.
444
00:19:07,012 --> 00:19:08,172
Hi, Mom.
445
00:19:08,247 --> 00:19:09,714
Hey, sweetie. How's it going?
446
00:19:09,882 --> 00:19:11,315
Perfectly. Why would you ask that?
447
00:19:11,450 --> 00:19:13,384
Just checking in. Can we say hi to Dave?
448
00:19:13,652 --> 00:19:15,051
No. He's pooping.
449
00:19:17,022 --> 00:19:18,353
Attaboy.
450
00:19:20,259 --> 00:19:22,489
Anyway, your mom and I
were deemed too cool
451
00:19:22,561 --> 00:19:24,859
for the wedding, so we'll be home in 20.
452
00:19:25,030 --> 00:19:26,429
20? That's perfect!
453
00:19:26,498 --> 00:19:28,728
(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)
Okay, see you soon, bye!
454
00:19:38,076 --> 00:19:39,509
(CHUCKLES)
455
00:19:44,449 --> 00:19:46,610
Mrs. Pancake?
456
00:19:46,685 --> 00:19:47,811
Henry?
457
00:19:47,886 --> 00:19:50,320
Who's Henry? This is Dave.
458
00:19:50,389 --> 00:19:53,119
And he didn't even need to be changed.
459
00:19:55,427 --> 00:19:56,917
Where are the kids?
460
00:19:58,297 --> 00:20:00,094
Oh, hey, guys. 'Sup?
461
00:20:00,566 --> 00:20:01,692
What's going on?
462
00:20:01,767 --> 00:20:03,598
Oh! This little 'sitch?
463
00:20:03,669 --> 00:20:05,364
Yeah, Dave and I were hanging out together,
464
00:20:05,437 --> 00:20:06,597
having a great time.
465
00:20:06,672 --> 00:20:08,537
And Henry called to see if I was available,
466
00:20:08,607 --> 00:20:10,074
which I'm never not.
467
00:20:10,142 --> 00:20:12,110
So, Henry comes over,
468
00:20:12,177 --> 00:20:13,508
and I'm like, "Who wants ice cream?"
469
00:20:13,579 --> 00:20:15,012
And, you know, Dave was in,
470
00:20:15,080 --> 00:20:18,447
but poor Henry had just
come from a creamery tour.
471
00:20:21,119 --> 00:20:23,986
And, of course Molly
couldn't leave him here alone.
472
00:20:24,056 --> 00:20:26,490
So I rang up Mrs. Pancake
to watch him while we were gone.
473
00:20:26,558 --> 00:20:27,957
Then Molly and I got ice cream,
474
00:20:28,026 --> 00:20:29,186
ate it, and here we are.
475
00:20:29,261 --> 00:20:30,558
The end.
476
00:20:32,531 --> 00:20:35,329
Thanks, Mrs. P. Awesome stuff tonight.
477
00:20:35,901 --> 00:20:38,233
Thanks, Henry. Solid hang.
478
00:20:42,641 --> 00:20:46,077
Come on, Henry. I'll give you a ride home.
479
00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:48,611
Ever been in a sidecar before?
480
00:20:52,584 --> 00:20:53,846
So sweet.
481
00:20:54,119 --> 00:20:56,246
It's nice to see the kids
doing something together.
482
00:20:56,321 --> 00:20:59,154
Yeah, even if that something is lying to us.
483
00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:04,696
So you're saying... Oh!
484
00:21:04,763 --> 00:21:07,027
And that's why... Ah.
485
00:21:07,099 --> 00:21:08,361
(LAUGHS)
486
00:21:08,433 --> 00:21:11,027
Which explains... Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm.
487
00:21:12,371 --> 00:21:14,999
Yeah, I have no idea
what happened here tonight.
488
00:21:15,240 --> 00:21:17,071
Arthur, I'm home!
489
00:21:17,943 --> 00:21:19,843
And I had quite a night.
490
00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:25,000
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