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Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx
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(helicopter blades whirring)
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In your 20s, one minute you
can be in a comfortable groove
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with your friends...
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and then someone new comes into the mix.
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(helicopter blades whirring)
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Oh, I think that
helicopter's chasing us.
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You think?
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(grunting)
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My name is Cooper Barrett,
and I'm here to tell you
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that when a buddy finds love,
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things can come crashing down.
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- Oh!
- (yells)
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My name is Cooper Barrett.
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My friends and I are
here to mess up our lives
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so you don't have to.
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_
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- WOMAN: And you'll be all right, now.
- _
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- I know it's worked!
- (dramatic music plays)
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(woman screaming)
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NEAL: Oh, my God, that's so easy.
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- _
- I'd marry the girl from The Ring,
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kill the girl from The Exorcist,
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and sleep with the
twins from The Shining.
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Trick question. They're all underage.
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Damn it. Well, that's
how they got Jared Fogle.
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Where's Barry? He's
missing horror movie night.
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(door creaking open)
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Barry?
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- Aah!
- Aah!
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Just Ashley, y'all...
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my little sweetie pie.
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Mmm...
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- Oh!
- Aah!
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God. Come on, Barry,
you're missing the movie.
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Oh, he doesn't watch
horror movies anymore.
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That's right, because it
desensitizes us to violence
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and objectifies axe murderers.
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- Women.
- Women.
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By the way, guys, I can't
make our league tomorrow.
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Me and Ashley are renovating a park.
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Hold up, you're bailing
on the basketball game
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to do something we can get
convicts to do for free?
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Look, afterward we can come
back here and have a little...
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- (whistles)
- Oh, I'd love to,
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but I have, um, a thing at the library.
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Baby, you know (whistles)
means sex, right?
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Don't worry, I'll make it up to you.
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- Mm. Mm! Mm.
- Mm! Mm.
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- Ugh.
- Oh. Come on.
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And I thought watching
my parents (whistles)
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was disgusting.
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Totally.
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Wait, what?
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Ashley's the worst.
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She's got Barry wearing
all these nice clothes
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and eating vegan food,
volunteering for charity.
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What's next, a fulfilling sex life
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and years of romantic happiness?
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I think you guys don't
like Ashley because
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she reminds you that
you're both sad and alone.
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- What?
- What?
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We're just just looking
out for Barry, 'cause he has
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a history of rushing into
terrible relationships.
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Remember Rivka? She
made him learn Hebrew
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and then broke up with him
the day before his bris.
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I'm just saying there's
something sketchy about Ashley,
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all right? I mean,
earlier she blew him off
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to go to the library. And
we all know what that means.
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She's getting a book?
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Ah, "getting a book?"
Poor, simple Kelly.
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What is up, guys? Your are looking
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at new lawyer for the third-largest
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Persian real estate
developer in Los Angeles.
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Mm. It's weird that
you rank them by race.
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Which means that I can
finally fulfill my dream
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of getting everyone at the office
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to stop talking about
Gendelman's frigging Jet Ski.
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- Cheers.
- Cheers.
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- Who's Gendelman?
- Mm.
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Gendelman drives Josh nuts
'cause he's a better lawyer.
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Hey. He is not better a lawyer.
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He just wins more cases and brings in
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significantly more money into the firm.
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- That's wh...
- That narrative's about to change
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when I pull up to the office
in my brand-new sports car.
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Josh, don't you think that
money would be better spent
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on something that actually matters, like
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your kid's education
or gifts for your wife?
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- (engine revs)
- Poor, simple Kelly.
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Ah.
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- Gendelman.
- Barrett, nice car.
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I thought about getting
something in yellow
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but then I remembered I'm a dude.
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You got a second Jet Ski.
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Treated myself after
I signed the top two
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Persian real estate developers.
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He's such a good lawyer.
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Why'd you pick this place?
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Oh, you know, I had a hankering
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for Oaxacan food. Plus,
it's fun to watch Neal
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eat spicy things. How
many bites you had?
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- None. Shut up.
- I'm sorry if it seemed like
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I was taking Ashley's side before.
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I just wanted you guys
to give her a chance.
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No worries. You know, we
were wrong to be so skeptic...
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That's Ashley coming out of the library.
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- What are the odds?
- You didn't ask me to have lunch.
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You asked me to spy on Ashley.
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Yes, and the fact that we lied to you
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demonstrates what a mistake it is
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- to trust people.
- Okay, well, I hope
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you're happy, Cooper. You busted her,
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you did it. There she is,
coming out of the library,
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just like she said she'd
be doing, carrying books,
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greeting her handsome
Uber driver with a hug.
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And a kiss?
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God, Ashley's a cheating, lying liar.
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Thank you.
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(Barry laughing)
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- Hey, Barry.
- What?
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All right if we just, uh, talk
to you in private for a second?
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Anything you want to
say to me you can say
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to my chicken potpie
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with a mashed potato
and a rib-eyed steak.
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Okay, Barry's glucose
levels are dropping.
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- We need to get him real food.
- I got this.
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Ashley, I heard you went to the library.
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With anyone in particular?
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- No, I was alone.
- Really? Okay.
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Neal, show him the photo.
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That's Cooper sleeping.
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Oh, doesn't he look peaceful?
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- Show him the other one.
- Neal.
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Babe?
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- Yeah, try talking your way out of this one.
- Mm-hmm.
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That's my father.
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- Great job.
- He looks fantastic.
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- Does he moisturize?
- I didn't mention it because
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I wanted to surprise you.
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He was helping me pick out
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your two-week anniversary gift.
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What?
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No...
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God, Barry Sanders' rookie card?
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Are you kidding me?
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(giggling)
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Let's hear it for
Ashley, guys. Ashley...
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ALL: Ashley, Ashley, Ashley...
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Shut the hell up, okay? Why are
y'all spying on my girlfriend?
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- We were just having your back, man.
- If this is what
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you guys call having my back,
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I don't know if I want to be here.
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Let's crash at your place,
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my little bucket of wings.
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- Come... Whoa, Bar...
- Barry...
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Hey, Barry, don-don't leave
like this, Barry, come on.
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Gee, sometimes you do everything right
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and it still doesn't work out.
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Hey, Barry.
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Uh, just... checking in,
uh, to see how you're doing.
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Haven't heard from you in a while,
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and, uh, you know,
we're worried about you.
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You know, give us a holler,
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uh, when-when you have a sec.
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Love to Ashley. Big fan.
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- Anyway...
- (phone beeps off)
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I could show up Gendelman
by leasing a ski chalet,
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but I'd have to send
Gracie to an online college.
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Barry's been gone four days.
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One time, he didn't leave the
apartment for seven weeks, remember?
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Look, all you have to do
is just give Barry space
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and he'll come back.
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And in the meantime, I'll fill in.
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- No one can replace Barry.
- Sure you can.
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All you got to do is...
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(impersonating Barry):
talk like this, and say
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random stuff like,
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"Man, so much stuff rhymes
with orange: splorange,
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florange, blorange."
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- That's disturbing.
- So racist.
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You know what, guys,
enough around moping around.
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I have Ashley's address.
I say we go over there,
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we apologize and we bust
Barry out of whatever
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craphole dorm she's living in.
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- Yeah!
- Yeah!
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This can't be right.
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Barry's dating Mr. Burns?
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Maybe there's another,
smaller house inside this one?
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(classical music playing)
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Yes?
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- Uh, we're looking for...
- (laughter)
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Barry?
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It's all right, Sebastian.
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I'll receive them on the veranda.
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SEBASTIAN: Here you go, Master Sandel.
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A mix of every soda from the fountain.
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Mmm. Oh, Sebastian.
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Somehow you just always know
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how to put in the right
amount of root beer.
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When Ashley first introduced
me to Barry I thought to myself,
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"Who is this ravenous young man
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who uses these crazy
words like 'splorange'?"
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Hello?
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Well, then I saw
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how happy he made my daughter,
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and I was completely won over.
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Thank you, Frank. You
know, it feels really good
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to be supported as a couple.
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Only good news today, Dixon!
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Well, the building permits
were denied again, Mr. Mason.
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Darn it. You'd think
my lawyers would be able
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to push this stuff through considering
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how much money I'm paying them.
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Uh... (clears throat)
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Uh, I don't mean to pry, Frank,
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but I-I happen to be a lawyer,
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and pushing through
permits is my specialty.
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Are you familiar with
that hideous high-rise
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that just went up in
historic Venice? That was me.
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Oh, that place is a monstrosity.
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- Thank you.
- Let's talk.
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All right.
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I guess a veranda's
just like a big patio!
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- (whirring)
- KELLY: Yo. Why didn't you tell us
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- that Ashley was rich?
- I only realized it
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after being here for a couple days.
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Barry, I just wanted to
apologize for the way we behaved.
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We told ourselves we were acting
out of concern, but the truth is
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- we just missed you.
- It's all good, man.
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You know, Ashley's no
Rivka. Baruch Hashem.
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(shouting)
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Dude, we're just really
happy to have you back.
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Yeah, we need to talk about that, man.
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Me and Ashley, we got a
whole floor to ourselves,
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I got a robot croquet bag,
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and Frank, he just offered me
a job with the family business.
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- What are you saying?
- This is gonna be hard,
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so bear with me.
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But effective immediately,
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I'll be stepping down as both roommate
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and CEO of Barry's
Grandma's Hangover Cure.
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- I'm CEO.
- Big shoes to fill.
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No, I mean I've-I've
always been... Never mind.
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Dude, I can't believe you're leaving.
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Barry, are you sure about this?
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Yeah. It might be months
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before I find another gorgeous
woman who lives in a mansion
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that can give me a six-figure income.
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I don't know what to say. I
can't believe this is happening.
251
00:09:39,413 --> 00:09:41,145
We're really gonna miss you, buddy.
252
00:09:41,178 --> 00:09:43,456
Me, too. Physical contact?
253
00:09:43,492 --> 00:09:45,358
- Physical contact.
- Physical contact.
254
00:09:46,662 --> 00:09:49,062
(sniffles, exhales)
255
00:09:50,332 --> 00:09:52,299
Topnotch work, Sebastian.
256
00:09:52,334 --> 00:09:54,567
(blows nose)
257
00:09:56,238 --> 00:09:57,938
Topnotch.
258
00:10:03,078 --> 00:10:05,045
I can't believe Barry's gone.
259
00:10:05,080 --> 00:10:07,881
I've lived with him since
the first day of college.
260
00:10:07,916 --> 00:10:10,847
It's gonna be so weird
not having him here.
261
00:10:10,872 --> 00:10:12,597
(impersonating Barry): Man,
but there are other people
262
00:10:12,622 --> 00:10:14,721
who are just as much fun.
263
00:10:14,756 --> 00:10:17,023
(chuckles) It's like
Barry's in the room.
264
00:10:17,059 --> 00:10:18,825
I got to hand it to him though. I mean,
265
00:10:18,860 --> 00:10:21,094
he landed himself in
the perfect situation.
266
00:10:21,152 --> 00:10:23,146
(whirring)
267
00:10:23,506 --> 00:10:25,699
How do you turn this thing off?
268
00:10:25,734 --> 00:10:29,334
Never mind that. Barry, Ashley
tells me you're a hard worker,
269
00:10:29,359 --> 00:10:30,766
so we're gonna start you at the bottom
270
00:10:30,791 --> 00:10:32,687
- so you get the hang of things.
- That's great.
271
00:10:32,712 --> 00:10:35,795
- Uh, what exactly do you do?
- (chuckles) It's complicated.
272
00:10:35,820 --> 00:10:37,576
Just know I'm grooming
you to replace Dixon.
273
00:10:37,601 --> 00:10:39,186
Really? Why? Is he leaving?
274
00:10:39,211 --> 00:10:40,522
You could say that.
275
00:10:40,547 --> 00:10:42,948
We have some trust issues.
276
00:10:46,321 --> 00:10:49,161
- Admit you're a rat, Dixon!
- (panting) No more! No more!
277
00:10:49,186 --> 00:10:50,590
(shouts)
278
00:10:51,489 --> 00:10:53,348
Welcome to the family.
279
00:10:53,373 --> 00:10:55,723
- Dixon, admit you're a rat!
- No! No! No!
280
00:10:55,748 --> 00:10:57,163
Dunk him again.
281
00:10:59,038 --> 00:11:01,361
- I miss Barry's big laugh.
- (laughs loudly)
282
00:11:03,131 --> 00:11:05,850
Yeah. And his ridiculous comments.
283
00:11:05,891 --> 00:11:08,795
(impersonating Barry): Hey, yo, check it
out. This potato skin looks exactly like
284
00:11:08,820 --> 00:11:12,467
my uncle JJ. (chuckles) I mean...
285
00:11:12,624 --> 00:11:14,857
Look, Kelly, I know you mean well,
286
00:11:14,892 --> 00:11:17,489
but your Barry impression is terrible.
287
00:11:17,514 --> 00:11:21,269
- Hey, Cooper, Neal.
- It's actually getting worse. Hey!
288
00:11:21,294 --> 00:11:22,832
Big trouble at the mansion.
289
00:11:22,918 --> 00:11:24,718
Ashley's dad is a murdering gangster.
290
00:11:24,753 --> 00:11:26,553
Hey, that look like JJ.
291
00:11:26,589 --> 00:11:27,955
What are you talking about?
292
00:11:27,990 --> 00:11:29,723
Look, I saw two of his
dudes carrying Dixon
293
00:11:29,758 --> 00:11:31,992
to the pool and dunking
him in the water.
294
00:11:32,027 --> 00:11:33,727
They was like, "Frank
knows you're a rat!"
295
00:11:33,762 --> 00:11:36,730
I was like, "Yo, he's about
to die tonight." I freak out.
296
00:11:36,765 --> 00:11:38,465
I kicked open a closet
that turned out to be
297
00:11:38,501 --> 00:11:40,968
a private movie theater.
By the way, Speed,
298
00:11:41,003 --> 00:11:42,469
that movie hold up.
299
00:11:42,505 --> 00:11:45,468
This article says Frank's the
head of the Mason crime family.
300
00:11:45,493 --> 00:11:47,874
They're-they're into money
laundering, racketeering,
301
00:11:47,899 --> 00:11:49,009
and murder.
302
00:11:49,044 --> 00:11:50,310
Oh, my God.
303
00:11:50,346 --> 00:11:52,312
- Barry, what you want to do?
- I don't know, man.
304
00:11:52,348 --> 00:11:54,948
I like Ashley a lot but not that much.
305
00:11:54,984 --> 00:11:57,477
I'd like to break up with her,
but if I hurt her in any way,
306
00:11:57,502 --> 00:11:58,852
Frank is gonna kill me.
307
00:11:58,888 --> 00:12:01,232
You know what, there
may be another way out.
308
00:12:01,257 --> 00:12:03,023
(doorbell rings)
309
00:12:03,058 --> 00:12:05,459
Cooper, Neal.
310
00:12:05,494 --> 00:12:06,994
What's going on?
311
00:12:07,029 --> 00:12:09,429
Hey, Ashley, uh,
312
00:12:09,465 --> 00:12:11,765
I'm afraid we have some terrible news.
313
00:12:11,800 --> 00:12:13,167
See, Barry was
314
00:12:13,247 --> 00:12:16,089
driving home from,
uh, Buffalo Wild Wings,
315
00:12:16,114 --> 00:12:17,849
and, uh...
316
00:12:18,068 --> 00:12:19,934
he didn't make it.
317
00:12:19,970 --> 00:12:22,871
- What?
- We told him not to eat and drive!
318
00:12:22,906 --> 00:12:24,539
- That's impossible.
- I know.
319
00:12:24,574 --> 00:12:26,207
He was so full of life.
320
00:12:26,461 --> 00:12:28,427
Oh, hey, guys!
321
00:12:29,537 --> 00:12:31,720
It's a miracle! He's alive!
322
00:12:31,745 --> 00:12:33,281
Oh! (chuckles)
323
00:12:33,316 --> 00:12:34,916
Y'all doing that today?
324
00:12:34,951 --> 00:12:36,384
Yeah, that was today.
325
00:12:36,420 --> 00:12:37,552
What's going on?
326
00:12:37,578 --> 00:12:39,931
Uh, A-Ashley, that-that was a...
327
00:12:39,964 --> 00:12:40,900
that was a drill.
328
00:12:40,925 --> 00:12:42,557
We're going door-to-door
to stress the importance
329
00:12:42,592 --> 00:12:45,080
of life insurance. What
kind of coverage do you have?
330
00:12:45,105 --> 00:12:48,463
Baby, we need to talk.
331
00:12:51,092 --> 00:12:53,693
That life insurance idea
was actually really good.
332
00:12:53,718 --> 00:12:55,370
- We should totally do that to some people.
- Yeah.
333
00:12:55,405 --> 00:12:57,238
You think Barry's
gonna break up with her?
334
00:12:57,274 --> 00:12:59,073
What choice does he have?
Working for a mobster
335
00:12:59,109 --> 00:13:00,742
is pure insanity.
336
00:13:00,777 --> 00:13:03,645
So excited to be working for you, Frank.
337
00:13:03,680 --> 00:13:06,481
Uh-huh. Oh, that is sweet of you to say.
338
00:13:06,516 --> 00:13:08,583
I will consider myself
part of the family.
339
00:13:08,618 --> 00:13:10,985
Okay. Nice guy.
340
00:13:11,021 --> 00:13:13,621
Suck it, Gendelman.
341
00:13:13,657 --> 00:13:16,491
(alarm chirps)
342
00:13:21,131 --> 00:13:24,098
If Barry broke up with Ashley
343
00:13:24,134 --> 00:13:26,032
and Frank killed him...
344
00:13:27,759 --> 00:13:30,572
which, God forbid, didn't
happen... but if it did,
345
00:13:30,607 --> 00:13:33,408
at least we know that there
are people who could step in
346
00:13:33,443 --> 00:13:35,844
and fill the void
left by his friendship.
347
00:13:36,523 --> 00:13:38,280
Me. That'd be me.
348
00:13:38,305 --> 00:13:40,873
No! You just can't replace Barry by...
349
00:13:40,898 --> 00:13:42,677
(impersonating Barry):
talking like this, okay?
350
00:13:42,702 --> 00:13:45,253
- That is spot-on.
- You're just saying that to hurt me.
351
00:13:45,288 --> 00:13:46,665
(sighs): Hey, guys.
352
00:13:46,690 --> 00:13:48,656
- Hey!
- My God, you're alive!
353
00:13:48,692 --> 00:13:51,361
- We were just imagining you dead, but...
- Oh, man.
354
00:13:51,386 --> 00:13:53,546
- How's Ashley?
- Yeah, so I told her I liked her a lot
355
00:13:53,853 --> 00:13:55,086
but we were moving too fast.
356
00:13:55,111 --> 00:13:57,557
She agreed. So we had sex on the helipad
357
00:13:57,582 --> 00:13:59,987
and we decided that we're
gonna hold off on me moving in
358
00:14:00,012 --> 00:14:01,657
and working for her dad
but we'll keep dating.
359
00:14:01,681 --> 00:14:03,321
- Oh, that's-that's fantastic.
- That's great, dude.
360
00:14:03,345 --> 00:14:04,471
Frank has a helipad?
361
00:14:04,496 --> 00:14:06,784
And at the end of the day, I'm
still alive. He's not gonna kill me.
362
00:14:06,809 --> 00:14:08,476
- Good.
- That's great.
363
00:14:10,013 --> 00:14:11,813
Whoa. Guys, guys, guys, guys. One sec.
364
00:14:11,848 --> 00:14:14,148
Where have I seen the
guy at the bar before?
365
00:14:14,184 --> 00:14:15,416
D-Don't look.
366
00:14:17,087 --> 00:14:18,705
COOPER: Oh, my God, look.
367
00:14:18,730 --> 00:14:21,055
Here's a photo of
Ashley from the library.
368
00:14:21,503 --> 00:14:22,738
Yeah.
369
00:14:22,763 --> 00:14:25,128
- He's one of Frank's men.
- Who, the Ray Liotta guy?
370
00:14:25,153 --> 00:14:25,814
Yeah.
371
00:14:25,839 --> 00:14:27,643
BARRY: Yeah, I guess me
and Ashley aren't cool.
372
00:14:27,668 --> 00:14:29,542
- All right, let's get the hell out of here.
- Yeah.
373
00:14:29,567 --> 00:14:30,114
Back door?
374
00:14:30,138 --> 00:14:31,123
- Yeah, back door.
- Neal.
375
00:14:31,148 --> 00:14:32,548
- Back door!
- Neal, back door.
376
00:14:36,207 --> 00:14:37,505
We good?
377
00:14:38,421 --> 00:14:39,507
Not good!
378
00:14:41,202 --> 00:14:42,777
Dark street was a bad idea.
379
00:14:42,812 --> 00:14:44,178
BARRY: There'another guy.
380
00:14:44,214 --> 00:14:46,548
On a count of three, we split. Ready?
381
00:14:46,575 --> 00:14:47,760
- One, two...
- See ya.
382
00:14:48,652 --> 00:14:51,920
(helicopter blades whirring)
383
00:14:55,027 --> 00:14:57,625
Oh, I think that
helicopter's chasing us.
384
00:14:57,661 --> 00:14:59,269
You think?
385
00:15:01,865 --> 00:15:04,265
(grunting)
386
00:15:05,635 --> 00:15:07,368
- (groaning)
- Oh!
387
00:15:07,404 --> 00:15:09,103
(groaning)
388
00:15:09,139 --> 00:15:10,538
(groans)
389
00:15:10,574 --> 00:15:12,006
- We made it.
- (siren whoops)
390
00:15:12,042 --> 00:15:13,488
Freeze!
391
00:15:15,493 --> 00:15:16,828
FBI!
392
00:15:24,118 --> 00:15:26,485
Barry. What are you doing here?
393
00:15:26,520 --> 00:15:29,221
Apologizing. I really
messed up yesterday.
394
00:15:29,257 --> 00:15:31,316
Oh, no. Did Dad see us on the helipad?
395
00:15:31,341 --> 00:15:33,511
Listen, okay, I know I messed up
396
00:15:33,536 --> 00:15:35,630
when I said I felt like
we were moving too fast.
397
00:15:35,655 --> 00:15:37,396
The truth is, I was just afraid.
398
00:15:37,431 --> 00:15:38,473
I want to do this, okay?
399
00:15:38,498 --> 00:15:41,036
Living here, working for
your father, the whole nine.
400
00:15:41,061 --> 00:15:43,036
Oh! Barry!
401
00:15:44,560 --> 00:15:45,504
Mm.
402
00:15:45,539 --> 00:15:47,919
(laughing)
403
00:15:48,676 --> 00:15:50,676
Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm.
404
00:15:50,711 --> 00:15:52,203
MAN: Your friend was smart to cooperate.
405
00:15:52,228 --> 00:15:53,313
We could have given him ten years
406
00:15:53,329 --> 00:15:55,062
for accepting a job in
Frank's organization.
407
00:15:55,090 --> 00:15:57,577
Yeah, Barry would have wired up
to get out of a parking ticket.
408
00:15:57,798 --> 00:16:00,093
Poor girl doesn't even know
what her dad's involved in.
409
00:16:00,118 --> 00:16:02,423
What is racketeering exactly?
410
00:16:02,448 --> 00:16:04,345
Oh, I've always wondered
the exact same thing.
411
00:16:04,370 --> 00:16:06,017
Hey, hey, you know, we don't have time
412
00:16:06,042 --> 00:16:07,863
to answer stupid questions.
413
00:16:09,482 --> 00:16:10,583
What is it again?
414
00:16:10,608 --> 00:16:11,854
Really, McClintock?
415
00:16:12,240 --> 00:16:14,931
- Honestly, you just need to relax.
- No, don't minimize this, Frank.
416
00:16:14,956 --> 00:16:15,798
- This is important.
- I'm not minimizing. I'm...
417
00:16:15,823 --> 00:16:18,525
- Hey, Daddy.
- Hi, angel. Barry.
418
00:16:18,550 --> 00:16:20,613
Let me introduce...
419
00:16:20,648 --> 00:16:21,922
Diego Marcon.
420
00:16:21,947 --> 00:16:23,683
Diego Marcon?
421
00:16:23,718 --> 00:16:25,358
He's one of the most
powerful arms dealers
422
00:16:25,386 --> 00:16:26,703
in North America.
423
00:16:26,728 --> 00:16:30,623
Okay, so racketeering is
"any activity performed
424
00:16:30,658 --> 00:16:33,313
to benefit a criminal organization."
425
00:16:33,507 --> 00:16:34,468
Huh.
426
00:16:34,493 --> 00:16:36,547
Okay, well, now I'm just more
confused than when we started.
427
00:16:36,572 --> 00:16:38,606
A major deal's about to go down.
428
00:16:38,833 --> 00:16:42,034
Your buddy has to find a way
to sit in on this meeting.
429
00:16:42,076 --> 00:16:43,993
Sweetheart, why don't you
go get us some ice cream?
430
00:16:44,018 --> 00:16:45,212
I think that'd be nice.
431
00:16:45,428 --> 00:16:46,462
(makes kissing sound)
432
00:16:46,487 --> 00:16:47,540
Thank you.
433
00:16:47,575 --> 00:16:48,682
Uh, Barry? Barry?
434
00:16:48,707 --> 00:16:50,476
You should stay and
sit in on this meeting.
435
00:16:50,511 --> 00:16:51,978
Uh, I'd like to, Frank, but, baby,
436
00:16:52,013 --> 00:16:53,746
what kind of ice cream
are you gonna go get?
437
00:16:53,781 --> 00:16:56,072
Is your friend playing it
cool, or is he a total idiot?
438
00:16:56,097 --> 00:16:57,173
- He's playing it cool.
- He's a total idiot.
439
00:16:57,198 --> 00:16:58,484
I actually do a perfect impression.
440
00:16:58,519 --> 00:17:01,120
(sighs) Look,
441
00:17:01,155 --> 00:17:03,723
Frank, last time I let
her go get some ice cream,
442
00:17:03,758 --> 00:17:05,591
she brought back rice pudding.
443
00:17:05,627 --> 00:17:08,594
Stay... for the meeting, Barry.
444
00:17:09,697 --> 00:17:11,163
Got it.
445
00:17:11,199 --> 00:17:13,132
Frank, half my inventory
is sitting in some warehouse
446
00:17:13,167 --> 00:17:14,567
tied up in legal red tape.
447
00:17:14,602 --> 00:17:17,015
I told you it is not gonna be a problem.
448
00:17:17,040 --> 00:17:20,023
My attorney has it
handled, all right? Relax.
449
00:17:20,048 --> 00:17:21,941
Speak of the devil.
450
00:17:21,976 --> 00:17:24,677
Ah, hello.
451
00:17:26,381 --> 00:17:27,780
My name is Joshua Barrett.
452
00:17:27,815 --> 00:17:30,449
That... is Frank's
453
00:17:30,485 --> 00:17:31,894
- new crooked lawyer.
- JOSH: Frank and I...
454
00:17:31,918 --> 00:17:33,628
That guy is rolling in dirty money.
455
00:17:33,653 --> 00:17:35,849
He's got a brand-new
sports car and a fancy boat.
456
00:17:35,957 --> 00:17:37,708
Oh, my God.
457
00:17:38,382 --> 00:17:41,694
Anything you gentlemen need
me to do, I am willing to do.
458
00:17:41,729 --> 00:17:43,162
And I mean anything.
459
00:17:43,197 --> 00:17:45,865
Listen, Diego,
460
00:17:45,907 --> 00:17:48,370
it's in both of our best
interests to work this out,
461
00:17:48,371 --> 00:17:49,702
- all right, so, I suggest...
- Oh.
462
00:17:49,747 --> 00:17:51,781
- Was you gonna sit here?
- (sighs)
463
00:17:51,806 --> 00:17:53,706
- I just...
- Ooh, ooh.
464
00:17:53,741 --> 00:17:56,142
- (static crackles)
- Damn it, we're losing the feed!
465
00:17:56,177 --> 00:17:58,711
Oh, well, great effort, everyone.
466
00:17:58,746 --> 00:18:00,780
Uh, let's regroup in the morning.
467
00:18:00,815 --> 00:18:02,556
We need to get another wire in there.
468
00:18:03,626 --> 00:18:04,950
I...
469
00:18:06,828 --> 00:18:09,532
Hey, everyone, uh...
Sorry to bother you.
470
00:18:09,557 --> 00:18:11,657
We just wanted to drop off some
of... some of Barry's stuff.
471
00:18:11,693 --> 00:18:14,026
- Socks. (clears his throat)
- Toiletries and whatnot.
472
00:18:14,062 --> 00:18:16,195
- That's not my bag.
- Uh, yes, it is, Barry.
473
00:18:16,230 --> 00:18:17,194
No, it's not.
474
00:18:17,218 --> 00:18:18,948
- It's your bag, Barry.
- That's not my bag!
475
00:18:18,973 --> 00:18:20,934
What's going on here, Frank?
476
00:18:21,336 --> 00:18:23,035
Want me to make these guys disappear?
477
00:18:23,071 --> 00:18:24,170
Josh, please stop talking.
478
00:18:24,205 --> 00:18:25,805
Why is this one so sweaty?
479
00:18:25,840 --> 00:18:28,150
A lot of steps in this house.
You know, at least four levels
480
00:18:28,175 --> 00:18:29,815
of steps that we had
to go up to get here.
481
00:18:29,844 --> 00:18:31,128
Give me the bag.
482
00:18:34,549 --> 00:18:36,916
- Give me the bag!
- Yeah, sure.
483
00:18:42,234 --> 00:18:43,437
Are you setting me up, Frank?
484
00:18:43,462 --> 00:18:45,023
- Hey, hey. Oh! Oh!
- Whoa, whoa.
485
00:18:45,048 --> 00:18:46,945
What the hell is going on, Barry? Huh?
486
00:18:46,970 --> 00:18:49,528
- Why does everyone have guns?
- Frank!
487
00:18:49,564 --> 00:18:51,554
You should have killed
me when you had a chance.
488
00:18:51,577 --> 00:18:52,607
Dixon.
489
00:18:53,025 --> 00:18:54,536
Who's up for a swim break right now?
490
00:18:54,570 --> 00:18:56,102
I know I am. That sounds refreshing.
491
00:18:56,137 --> 00:18:58,771
- This is the FBI! Drop 'em!
- (whimpering)
492
00:19:00,041 --> 00:19:01,507
(panting)
493
00:19:01,542 --> 00:19:02,675
Master Sandel,
494
00:19:02,710 --> 00:19:05,611
I have your mix of every
soda from the fountain.
495
00:19:05,646 --> 00:19:08,068
The hell out of here,
Sebastian! It's about to go down!
496
00:19:08,093 --> 00:19:10,549
- McCLINTOCK: Give it up, Diego.
- MARCON: I'm not going back to prison.
497
00:19:10,585 --> 00:19:13,753
(gunfire, groaning)
498
00:19:13,788 --> 00:19:15,755
If we make it out of here alive,
499
00:19:15,790 --> 00:19:18,224
let's make a pact to not
have girlfriends for a while.
500
00:19:18,259 --> 00:19:20,025
What if one of us meets
someone really great?
501
00:19:20,061 --> 00:19:22,027
That's a good point.
That's hard to enforce.
502
00:19:22,063 --> 00:19:23,729
- (yelling)
- JOSH: No, honey, of course
503
00:19:23,765 --> 00:19:26,101
I didn't buy a boat.
We can't afford a boat!
504
00:19:26,126 --> 00:19:28,063
I don't know who parked
it in the driveway.
505
00:19:28,088 --> 00:19:30,619
- I'll have 'em move it!
- (groans)
506
00:19:31,439 --> 00:19:34,306
So how was your mom's?
507
00:19:34,348 --> 00:19:36,245
- (gunfire stops)
- McCLINTOCK: We're clear!
508
00:19:36,988 --> 00:19:40,546
- (grunting)
- ASHLEY: Instead of ice cream,
509
00:19:40,581 --> 00:19:43,282
I got rice pu... Barry?
510
00:19:43,317 --> 00:19:46,385
Babe. I think we need to break up.
511
00:19:46,412 --> 00:19:48,435
(camera shutter clicking,
indistinct radio transmission)
512
00:19:48,468 --> 00:19:51,316
- So, what are our takeaways? Thanks.
- You got it.
513
00:19:51,341 --> 00:19:53,340
Well, to begin with,
there are no winners
514
00:19:53,365 --> 00:19:55,795
in a Mexican standoff, right, Dixon?
515
00:19:55,830 --> 00:19:56,964
(groans)
516
00:19:56,989 --> 00:19:58,589
And never get into
business with somebody
517
00:19:58,614 --> 00:20:00,628
when you're not quite
sure what that business is.
518
00:20:00,653 --> 00:20:03,169
I am telling you, Officer,
it was all a misunderstanding.
519
00:20:03,204 --> 00:20:04,924
The car, the boat... I was just trying
520
00:20:04,949 --> 00:20:06,949
to keep up with this guy
at my office... Gendelman.
521
00:20:06,974 --> 00:20:08,574
Danny Gendelman?
522
00:20:08,609 --> 00:20:10,309
That guy is the greatest!
523
00:20:10,344 --> 00:20:11,811
We jet-ski together.
524
00:20:11,846 --> 00:20:13,345
(indistinct radio transmission)
525
00:20:13,381 --> 00:20:16,277
Also, if a good friend introduces you
526
00:20:16,302 --> 00:20:17,583
to their boyfriend or girlfriend,
527
00:20:17,618 --> 00:20:18,880
try to be supportive,
528
00:20:18,905 --> 00:20:21,153
rather than worry about
getting left behind.
529
00:20:21,556 --> 00:20:24,592
'Cause we're all that
one special someone away
530
00:20:25,526 --> 00:20:27,827
from an entirely different life.
531
00:20:27,862 --> 00:20:29,862
To settle your nerves, sir.
532
00:20:29,897 --> 00:20:32,750
Oh, Sebastian, I'm
gonna miss you the most.
533
00:20:32,914 --> 00:20:34,633
Mm.
534
00:20:34,669 --> 00:20:37,269
(sighs) What a paradise.
535
00:20:37,305 --> 00:20:38,805
Three people were just shot here.
536
00:20:38,830 --> 00:20:40,203
(slurping)
537
00:20:40,820 --> 00:20:42,233
Solid point.
538
00:20:42,577 --> 00:20:44,458
(two loud knocks)
539
00:20:46,547 --> 00:20:48,180
(sighs)
540
00:20:48,216 --> 00:20:49,943
I knew you'd be back.
541
00:20:51,611 --> 00:20:53,018
Come in.
542
00:20:54,275 --> 00:20:55,988
- (whirring)
- (sighs)
543
00:20:56,023 --> 00:20:57,656
Damn. Man, man, man.
544
00:20:57,692 --> 00:20:59,603
You know what your problem is?
545
00:20:59,628 --> 00:21:02,294
- You got low self-esteem.
- (whirs)
546
00:21:02,321 --> 00:21:04,188
Okay, you got to keep your mind open.
547
00:21:04,221 --> 00:21:05,998
You got to open up your brain.
548
00:21:06,033 --> 00:21:11,033
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