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QUILL: No. That is not
right. It's not right!
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GAMORA: There are things in life
we do because we must, Quill.
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Not because we want to.
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Right, Rocket?
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Ho-ho! I don't know what daddy
Thanos taught you, Gamora,
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but there's a line
decent beings don't cross.
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You can't make us! It's...
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DRAX: (IN SING-SONG) Ready!
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W'kerian slug-roach casserole.
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Ugh... The entrails have,
of course, been included.
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Now, who would like to break the crust?
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I am Groot.
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Groot's right. I mean, it...
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It's just too pretty to serve, Drax.
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We should probably just
enjoy it visually for a while.
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(INHALES)
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Perhaps.
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This dish was my wife's
greatest culinary work.
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She was truly a wonderful cook. Shh.
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And I will eviscerate anyone
who says otherwise. (GRUNTS)
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Eh, naturally.
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(EXPLOSION) (ALARM BLARING)
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Huh?
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Yes! I mean, oh, no time to
eat. Under attack. Gotta run.
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(GRUMBLES)
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(GRUNTS) I thought you said
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the CryptoCube's path took
us through empty space.
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Ha! Empty space is what's attacking us.
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Wait. How is empty space attacking us?
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Engines hit.
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We're losing power.
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On it.
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Quill, I think you're right.
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Empty space is attacking us.
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Thank you.
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What? Why do you think I'm right?
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Because those aren't meteors.
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They're ships... Crushed ships.
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(LAUGHS)
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Uh, what could crush a ship like that?
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The same thing that's crushing us.
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(GLASS CRACKING)
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(WHIMPERING)
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(BUCKLING)
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Hang on!
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ROCKET: Where'd your stupid
map lead us this time, Quill?
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QUILL: Hey, I'm under
a lot of pressure here.
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So is our krutakin' ship!
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(GRUNTING)
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We're in a gravity storm.
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These areas of super-dense space
are Nebula's favorite traps.
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Her ships can move through safely.
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Her victims' ships weren't so lucky.
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(GRUNTS) We gotta get out of here.
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What do you think I...
Whoa! (GLASS SHATTERS)
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(CHUCKLES) Aah!
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Rocket, squeeze yourself into the cockpit
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and fly us out of here.
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Drax, jettison the food.
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Why would that help?
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There's no time!
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(GLASS SHATTERING) Hang onto your hides!
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(ENGINE REVS)
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(GROWLS) Yeah.
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That the best you've got, gravity storm?
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Eh, the phrase you're looking for is,
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"You're an awesome pilot, Rocket."
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You're a small pilot.
It's not the same thing.
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Now, let's see how big this
gravity storm actually is.
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The cosmic seed energy reading is
on the other side of that storm.
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It'll take months to get around it.
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Years.
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It'd be like circling
around 1,000 solar systems.
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You said Nebula could
get through the storms.
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We'll just use whatever she did.
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Is your entire species this stupid?
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You need a repulsar field
generator to do that.
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The only place you could
even maybe get one is...
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Knowhere. Finest hideout/severed
head in the galaxy.
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QUILL: Hey, Cosmo, what's shaking?
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Besides your tail.
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(IN RUSSIAN ACCENT) Uh, is
good joke, as Cosmo is dog.
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But in serious,
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Cosmo knows Peter Quill,
who is also called Star-Lord,
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needs to get around gravity storm.
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But continuum cortex
teleportation system is still down.
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(GROWLS) Stop reading minds, you mutt.
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Nobody likes a psychic snoop.
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And yet Cosmo thinks Vermin
will like this snooping.
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Is one person in Knowhere
with repulsar generator.
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Only problem...
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That one person would be me.
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The Collector! Hey!
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You're not still mad at us, right?
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Old buddy? Old pal?
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Huh?
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(EXCLAIMS) Because you broke our agreement,
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stole my property, or destroyed
one of my most priceless archives?
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Now, come... Hey, we've all
said, done, and blown up things
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we wish we hadn't,
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but that doesn't mean we can't do business.
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How much for the generator?
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It is not for sale.
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However...
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QUILL: (GROANING) What reeks?
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(ANIMAL GURGLING)
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COLLECTOR: There is one task I
have been loathe to undertake.
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If you did it for me,
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I could loan you my generator.
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You want us to transport statues?
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Not statues. Moombas.
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(GROWLS)
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Huh? (GROWLS)
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(GRUNTING)
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I am Groot. I am Groot!
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Don't eat my friends.
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Disgusting. Get back in the
cargo bay where you belong.
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Oh, gross, it got in my mouth. Ew.
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Little help, Drax.
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(MOOMBAS PASSING GAS) Drax?
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Why did it have to be moombas?
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Thanks for nothing, Drax.
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What, big, bad destroyer
scared of livestock?
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I am not scared.
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I am appropriately cautious
around dangerous beasts.
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As a young warrior,
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I was attacked by a moomba herd.
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They came out of nowhere.
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And it is my intention
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to remove them from Knowhere.
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They are a present for my brother.
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I need them brought to
Conjunction in two days.
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Conjunction? (CHUCKLES)
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We ain't exactly welcome back on
that neon-lit gaming planetoid.
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But if it means getting a repulsar
generator, we will gladly do it.
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It is such a garish
little world. Is it not?
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But with a name like the Grandmaster,
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my brother is a little garish himself.
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Your brother is the Grandmaster?
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Ridiculous title, I know,
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but family is family.
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Just drop the moombas in
front of that statue of his,
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and I will take care of the rest.
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Oh, and do not feed the
moombas anything but grass.
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Things can get a bit...
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Messy.
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BOTH: Messy?
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ROCKET: (OVER VIDEO)
Great job, Quill.
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You just signed us up for
the smelliest, grossest,
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most boring job in the galaxy,
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and all so one guy
who tried to kill us
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can get a present from his
brother, who also tried to kill us.
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Yeah, but the Collector
threw in this cowboy hat,
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so yee-ha!
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DRAX: That hat resembles
neither a cow nor a boy.
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And repeating that phrase
does not change the fact that
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moombas cannot be trusted.
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I am Groot. I am Groot!
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Whoa, guys, get down here.
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Now!
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GAMORA: Actually, we have a bigger problem.
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MAN: Okay, Quill, pull it over.
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Relax. It's just Nova Corps.
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We're not doing anything illegal.
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Everybody just stay cool.
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What purpose will it serve
to lower the temperature?
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Rhomann Dey?
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Oh, man, you know, I haven't seen you
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since I saved your family
and your entire planet.
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Which is why I was confused
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when the Corps got a tip that
you'd stolen a dozen moombas
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from a local sanctuary.
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Care to explain, Quill?
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Moombas?
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(MOOMBAS GRUMBLING) What are moombas?
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That would be the animals currently
flying alongside your ship.
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Hey, how did they get off the ship?
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Not that they were ever on.
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That's what I was trying to tell you.
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Sorry, Quill, but I'm gonna
have to put you all under arrest
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for trafficking in endangered animals.
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DRAX: It is we who are in
danger. Observe the moombas.
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GAMORA: What's so dangerous
about a light show?
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ROCKET: Oh, I don't know.
Maybe when it turns into this?
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Quill, what's happening?
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QUILL: Offhand, I'd say we're being
sucked into a weird portal thingy.
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(BEEPING)
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(ENGINE POWERS DOWN)
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I told you moombas cannot be trusted.
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They will destroy us all.
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QUILL: You know what, Drax?
I'm starting to believe you.
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Huh?
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Milano, correct your course.
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Do not enter that portal.
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QUILL: You think I want to go in there?
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ROCKET: I don't think
we've got much of a choice.
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(ALL SCREAM)
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Okay, what just happened?
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I warned you moombas can
appear out of nowhere.
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Moombas have always been
said to travel vast distances.
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I think we just found out how they do it.
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(BEEPING)
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You got that right.
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We're 1,000 light years
closer to Conjunction.
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Looks like the moombas are
headed down to that moon.
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Two words,
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cook-out.
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(MOOMBAS GRUMBLING)
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QUILL: Yeah, sitting in dirt
near a lame-o heat source
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is everyone's dream.
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Uh, just think.
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All my life I dreamed of being a cowboy,
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and all I had to do was
get abducted by aliens.
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(GROANS)
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And now we shall feast
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as the warriors of old did.
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That's not moomba, is it?
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(LAUGHS) I would never ingest
such treacherous animals.
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They'd likely poison their own
flesh just to spite their predators.
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I am on to your tactics.
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(BELCHING, PASSING GAS)
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QUILL: How about an old Earth tradition?
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Singing round the campfire.
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Uh, where did you... Came with the hat.
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(OUT OF TUNE) Now, this song
is a ritual among my people,
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passed down during mass gatherings
of youth during the warmer climates.
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♪ Well...
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♪ A-great green gobs of
greasy grimy gopher guts
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♪ Mutilated monkey meat
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♪ Little birdy's bloody feet ♪
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(MOOMBAS GRUMBLE)
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Are you comparing my food
to this inedible dish?
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(MOOMBA FARTS) What? No.
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Everyone loves your food.
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(GRUMBLES)
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(SLURPS)
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(PASSES GAS) (SWALLOWS)
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I just remembered another Earth tradition.
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(VOMITING)
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(COUGHS)
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(VOMITING CONTINUES)
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Oh, it tastes worse on the way out.
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Hmm, unusual custom.
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Look over there!
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Well, I'm stuffed.
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Rocket, they're not supposed
to eat anything but grass.
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No, no! Ugh! No!
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(SNORTS)
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Moombas have been plotting
against us this entire time,
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and you mock me.
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(STOMACH GURGLES, GAGS)
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(SIGHS)
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(BELCHES)
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Huh?
257
00:11:24,016 --> 00:11:25,216
Check this out.
258
00:11:25,217 --> 00:11:27,952
The moombas have been injected
with an explosive compound,
259
00:11:27,953 --> 00:11:30,355
but it only reacts to a
certain kind of protein.
260
00:11:30,356 --> 00:11:32,190
Don't eat meat, no problem.
261
00:11:32,191 --> 00:11:33,358
But if they do...
262
00:11:33,359 --> 00:11:36,294
Then the moombas are boombas!
263
00:11:36,295 --> 00:11:38,263
Ha! I can't believe I
didn't think of it myself.
264
00:11:38,264 --> 00:11:40,265
These things could take out a small moon.
265
00:11:40,266 --> 00:11:43,268
Or an artificial
planetoid, like Conjunction.
266
00:11:43,269 --> 00:11:45,070
Got this off the alpha moomba.
267
00:11:47,339 --> 00:11:49,240
Greetings, dear brother...
268
00:11:49,241 --> 00:11:52,043
Or what is left of you.
269
00:11:52,044 --> 00:11:53,945
And, oh, yes...
270
00:11:53,946 --> 00:11:55,346
(SING-SONG) I win.
271
00:11:56,415 --> 00:11:58,983
The Collector was playing us.
272
00:11:58,984 --> 00:12:01,119
He was going to blow up his brother
even if it meant taking us with him.
273
00:12:01,120 --> 00:12:03,221
And you're surprised?
274
00:12:03,222 --> 00:12:06,324
Let's get out of here while we still
only have one boomba to deal with.
275
00:12:06,325 --> 00:12:11,262
(INHALES DEEPLY) Yeah. About that.
276
00:12:11,263 --> 00:12:13,098
GAMORA: We need to drive
the herd into space,
277
00:12:13,099 --> 00:12:16,167
where they won't do so much damage.
278
00:12:16,168 --> 00:12:19,070
I will continue to monitor
the perimeter from the ship.
279
00:12:19,071 --> 00:12:21,940
YONDU: Ha-ha! Ravagers, come on!
280
00:12:21,941 --> 00:12:24,075
QUILL: (YELLS) Hey!
281
00:12:24,076 --> 00:12:27,078
YONDU: (CHUCKLES) Well,
nice hat you got there.
282
00:12:29,148 --> 00:12:31,182
Yondu? What are you doing here?
283
00:12:35,354 --> 00:12:37,188
What's it look like, boy-o?
284
00:12:37,189 --> 00:12:39,290
We're taking your moombas.
285
00:12:39,291 --> 00:12:41,993
(WHISTLES)
286
00:12:41,994 --> 00:12:45,997
QUILL: Yeah, lots of luck getting these
things to go where they don't want to.
287
00:12:45,998 --> 00:12:48,166
YONDU: Already got that
one figured out, boy-o.
288
00:12:56,308 --> 00:13:00,979
Yondu, wait. The moombas,
they're gonna explode.
289
00:13:00,980 --> 00:13:03,181
YONDU: (CHUCKLES) Why
else would we want them?
290
00:13:03,182 --> 00:13:05,016
The Collector and the Grandmaster
291
00:13:05,017 --> 00:13:07,285
have been trying to off
each other for years.
292
00:13:07,286 --> 00:13:10,188
That's why Grandmaster's
got us taking these moombas
293
00:13:10,189 --> 00:13:12,123
back to his brother on Knowhere,
294
00:13:12,124 --> 00:13:14,959
to blow him up instead.
295
00:13:14,960 --> 00:13:16,327
If you want to blow up Knowhere, Yondu,
296
00:13:16,328 --> 00:13:18,196
then you'll have to blow me up with it.
297
00:13:20,933 --> 00:13:22,233
(GRUNTS)
298
00:13:22,234 --> 00:13:24,035
(YONDU LAUGHING)
299
00:13:24,036 --> 00:13:26,004
Gonna miss you, boy-o.
300
00:13:26,005 --> 00:13:27,005
QUILL: Yondu...
301
00:13:27,406 --> 00:13:29,207
I'm serious. Yondu!
302
00:13:35,214 --> 00:13:36,281
I am Groot.
303
00:13:36,282 --> 00:13:37,949
GAMORA AND ROCKET: Quill!
304
00:13:41,971 --> 00:13:44,205
Curse you, foul moombas!
305
00:13:44,206 --> 00:13:47,876
I swear to you, Peter
Quill will be avenged.
306
00:13:47,877 --> 00:13:50,044
Save the speech. Quill's alive.
307
00:13:50,045 --> 00:13:53,114
But not for much longer, with those
moombas set to blow up Knowhere.
308
00:13:55,918 --> 00:13:57,085
(GRUNTING)
309
00:13:57,086 --> 00:13:58,987
Fall back. He means to attack.
310
00:14:00,856 --> 00:14:03,958
Ech, of course, the friendly ones stay.
311
00:14:03,959 --> 00:14:05,159
No, this is good.
312
00:14:05,160 --> 00:14:06,928
We can use this one to generate a portal
313
00:14:06,929 --> 00:14:08,763
and catch up with the rest of the herd.
314
00:14:08,764 --> 00:14:10,698
(MOOMBA BELLOWS)
315
00:14:10,699 --> 00:14:11,799
Aah!
316
00:14:12,835 --> 00:14:14,736
(BELCHES)
317
00:14:14,737 --> 00:14:16,170
I am not in favor of this plan.
318
00:14:16,171 --> 00:14:17,872
I am Groot.
319
00:14:17,873 --> 00:14:19,774
What do you mean, make an antidote?
320
00:14:19,775 --> 00:14:21,075
Antidotes don't grow on trees.
321
00:14:22,044 --> 00:14:24,112
Or do they?
322
00:14:24,113 --> 00:14:27,982
Drax, keep Bessie corralled while
we cook up a cure for the booms.
323
00:14:27,983 --> 00:14:29,884
(MOOMBA GRUNTING)
324
00:14:29,885 --> 00:14:32,086
I'm less in favor of this plan...
325
00:14:36,926 --> 00:14:38,192
(GURGLING)
326
00:14:46,035 --> 00:14:47,869
(GRUMBLES)
327
00:14:53,075 --> 00:14:54,108
Ha!
328
00:14:57,079 --> 00:14:58,079
(GROANS)
329
00:15:01,083 --> 00:15:02,750
(GRUNTS)
330
00:15:03,786 --> 00:15:04,886
(YELLS)
331
00:15:04,887 --> 00:15:06,921
(GROOT RUSTLING)
332
00:15:06,922 --> 00:15:08,723
(DRAX SCREAMS) Huh?
333
00:15:11,727 --> 00:15:13,027
I lived. I lived!
334
00:15:13,028 --> 00:15:14,963
Nice job, Drax.
335
00:15:14,964 --> 00:15:18,700
Now, let's see if we can't do the
same for the folks on Knowhere.
336
00:15:18,701 --> 00:15:19,968
Take cover! (GROWLS)
337
00:15:20,836 --> 00:15:21,869
(SCREAMS)
338
00:15:22,738 --> 00:15:25,907
Ew. Disgusting.
339
00:15:25,908 --> 00:15:28,710
But, and I never thought
I'd be happy to say this,
340
00:15:28,711 --> 00:15:29,911
it didn't blow up.
341
00:15:29,912 --> 00:15:31,746
Now, let's ride!
342
00:15:33,148 --> 00:15:34,949
Hyah.
343
00:15:34,950 --> 00:15:37,719
Hey, I said let's ride. Go.
344
00:15:37,720 --> 00:15:40,121
Come on, you krutakin' flarg!
345
00:15:40,122 --> 00:15:42,023
I am Drax the destroyer,
346
00:15:42,024 --> 00:15:44,058
and I will not let innocents perish
347
00:15:44,059 --> 00:15:45,159
because of my fear.
348
00:15:46,128 --> 00:15:48,930
Okay, fine. You drive.
349
00:15:48,931 --> 00:15:50,798
DRAX: Hi-yo, moomba.
350
00:15:55,237 --> 00:15:56,804
Element blaster.
351
00:15:56,805 --> 00:15:58,840
(STRING TWANGS) Okay, that's embarrassing.
352
00:16:01,110 --> 00:16:02,810
(GROWLS)
353
00:16:02,811 --> 00:16:03,978
DRAX: Ah!
354
00:16:03,979 --> 00:16:06,014
Oh, I was totally going to say that.
355
00:16:06,982 --> 00:16:09,117
Ravagers, get that moomba.
356
00:16:14,923 --> 00:16:17,058
First you must catch that moomba.
357
00:16:17,059 --> 00:16:19,060
Who's going to catch me?
358
00:16:21,096 --> 00:16:22,830
Thanks, bud.
359
00:16:22,831 --> 00:16:25,733
Uh, much as I hate to say
it, let's diffuse some bombs.
360
00:16:25,734 --> 00:16:26,834
(GROWLS)
361
00:16:39,748 --> 00:16:41,983
QUILL: It's all right. Totally
got this one under control.
362
00:16:44,853 --> 00:16:45,887
(QUILL SCREAMING)
363
00:16:47,923 --> 00:16:49,023
Forget something?
364
00:16:49,024 --> 00:16:50,858
I also had a hat.
365
00:16:50,859 --> 00:16:52,827
And you'll have to fight Drax for it.
366
00:16:53,195 --> 00:16:54,762
(GROWLS)
367
00:17:05,774 --> 00:17:06,908
(CLICKS)
368
00:17:12,014 --> 00:17:13,915
Howdy,
part-en-er.
369
00:17:13,916 --> 00:17:17,051
How you say, "Cavalry has arrived"?
370
00:17:17,052 --> 00:17:20,822
Since when does one telepathic
fleabag count as cavalry?
371
00:17:24,927 --> 00:17:26,828
Eh, show off.
372
00:17:29,898 --> 00:17:30,932
Freeze!
373
00:17:35,003 --> 00:17:37,705
The first person to move or whistle
374
00:17:37,706 --> 00:17:41,008
gets blasted back to
their home planet. Got it?
375
00:17:41,009 --> 00:17:45,012
Well, who says you can't find
a corpsman when you need one?
376
00:17:45,013 --> 00:17:48,983
Me and my Ravagers were just
returning these here stolen animals
377
00:17:48,984 --> 00:17:50,785
back to their rightful owner
378
00:17:50,786 --> 00:17:53,955
when these scruffy
ne'er-do-wells attacked.
379
00:17:53,956 --> 00:17:56,057
Hey, you attacked first.
380
00:17:56,058 --> 00:17:57,892
And I am not scruffy.
381
00:17:57,893 --> 00:17:59,894
Is true, Colonel. Quill was...
382
00:17:59,895 --> 00:18:01,763
Transporting moombas,
383
00:18:01,764 --> 00:18:04,832
which are illegal to
own in the first place.
384
00:18:04,833 --> 00:18:06,834
Why do none of you remember that?
385
00:18:06,835 --> 00:18:09,871
Who did you say these
animals belonged to again?
386
00:18:11,774 --> 00:18:13,741
ALL: The Collector.
387
00:18:13,742 --> 00:18:18,146
Mr. Collector, it would appear that I
have some of your very illegal property,
388
00:18:18,147 --> 00:18:20,748
as in one dozen moombas.
389
00:18:20,749 --> 00:18:22,016
Moombas?
390
00:18:22,017 --> 00:18:23,851
I am sorry, corpsman,
391
00:18:23,852 --> 00:18:25,820
but while moombas are rare,
392
00:18:25,821 --> 00:18:28,156
they are hardly rare enough for me.
393
00:18:28,157 --> 00:18:29,991
QUILL: He hired us to
take them to Conjunction
394
00:18:29,992 --> 00:18:32,160
so he could blow up his brother
with their explosive cud.
395
00:18:36,098 --> 00:18:40,034
Uh, Quill, explosive
spitballs heading your way.
396
00:18:40,035 --> 00:18:41,169
Say what?
397
00:18:41,170 --> 00:18:44,872
Is true. Cosmo read Collector's mind.
398
00:18:44,873 --> 00:18:47,041
These two terrans
are obviously lying
399
00:18:47,042 --> 00:18:48,876
to protect one another.
400
00:18:49,978 --> 00:18:51,179
Well...
401
00:18:57,920 --> 00:19:01,088
Well, I ain't one to look
a gift getaway in the mouth.
402
00:19:01,089 --> 00:19:02,990
Ravagers, let's ride.
403
00:19:08,063 --> 00:19:09,964
I am, uh...
404
00:19:09,965 --> 00:19:14,869
I am sorry, corpsman. I seem
to be experiencing... (GARBLED)
405
00:19:14,870 --> 00:19:16,971
Corpsmen, get the Ravagers!
406
00:19:16,972 --> 00:19:17,972
Go!
407
00:19:21,143 --> 00:19:23,010
Dey, we have an antidote.
408
00:19:23,011 --> 00:19:26,047
Come on, Dey. We're the
Guardians of the Galaxy.
409
00:19:26,048 --> 00:19:27,882
I am Groot.
410
00:19:27,883 --> 00:19:30,718
QUILL: We can find some space
cow statue thingies a good home.
411
00:19:35,057 --> 00:19:36,958
That isn't exactly procedure.
412
00:19:36,959 --> 00:19:38,793
COMPUTER: Shields at 40%.
413
00:19:38,794 --> 00:19:41,762
Look, give me your word they'll be safe,
414
00:19:41,763 --> 00:19:42,830
and you can go.
415
00:19:42,831 --> 00:19:44,866
You got it, partner.
416
00:19:49,204 --> 00:19:51,906
What exactly do you have in mind?
417
00:19:51,907 --> 00:19:53,007
You'll see...
418
00:19:53,008 --> 00:19:54,942
As soon as I get my hat back.
419
00:19:56,812 --> 00:19:58,079
You got it, partner.
420
00:20:02,818 --> 00:20:04,919
GAMORA: Approaching the gravity storm.
421
00:20:04,920 --> 00:20:06,787
Drax, it's up to you.
422
00:20:07,890 --> 00:20:09,824
It is up to us. (GROWLS)
423
00:20:11,093 --> 00:20:12,727
Now, my new friends,
424
00:20:12,728 --> 00:20:15,029
Drax the destroyer bids
you to lead the way.
425
00:20:26,108 --> 00:20:30,011
Huh, using the moombas to get
us through the gravity storm.
426
00:20:30,012 --> 00:20:33,014
You actually had a good idea, partner.
427
00:20:33,015 --> 00:20:35,149
Now, assuming this treasure map X
428
00:20:35,150 --> 00:20:37,184
is finally marking the spot,
429
00:20:37,185 --> 00:20:39,153
let's go find us a cosmic seed.
430
00:20:40,856 --> 00:20:42,089
Oh, Drax.
431
00:20:42,090 --> 00:20:43,925
Dude, you got a really big head.
432
00:20:50,832 --> 00:20:53,234
Of course, it's not here.
433
00:20:53,235 --> 00:20:55,836
At least we know where we head next.
434
00:20:55,837 --> 00:20:58,239
Plus the moombas found
themselves an isolated planet,
435
00:20:58,240 --> 00:21:01,842
with plenty of cosmic
seed-grown grazing land.
436
00:21:01,843 --> 00:21:03,144
They will be safe here.
437
00:21:03,145 --> 00:21:04,912
You saved a noble species.
438
00:21:04,913 --> 00:21:07,949
Noble ain't the word
that's springing to mind.
439
00:21:07,950 --> 00:21:10,785
Go on. Get off. Go!
440
00:21:10,786 --> 00:21:12,753
Or I'll... I'll blow you up myself.
441
00:21:15,090 --> 00:21:16,724
(SNIFFLING)
442
00:21:17,125 --> 00:21:18,826
I am Groot?
443
00:21:18,827 --> 00:21:21,929
(SNIFFLES) I was not crying.
444
00:21:21,930 --> 00:21:24,932
DRAX: (SNIFFLES) Nor was I.
445
00:21:24,933 --> 00:21:27,001
Now, who is ready to eat?
446
00:21:28,103 --> 00:21:29,136
ALL: Not me!
447
00:21:30,806 --> 00:21:31,973
(GRUMBLES)
448
00:21:31,974 --> 00:21:36,973
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