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I'm here, I'm here.
Bob, you're late again.
It's not my fault I overslept.
It's Bree's.
What?! How is it my fault?
You keep showin' up in my dreams.
What's up with youse? Someone ask you to prom?
No.
But thanks for opening up old wounds.
After countless hours of research and development,
Douglas and I have finally perfected
the most amazing bionic operating system upgrade ever.
I woke up for this?
This upgrade is gonna be like going from motor scooters to jet engines.
It'll make all of your abilities ten times more powerful.
An upgrade, huh?
Well, I'm not sure you can make my leg any more powerful,
but go ahead; give it a go.
Ha!
Sorry, Leo, the upgrade only works on people with bionic chips.
Be grateful you have a bionic arm and a bionic leg.
That's all you're getting.
At least until your next horrific accident.
Mr. Davenport, are you sure that this new upgrade is safe?
I mean, some of our students haven't even mastered their bionics
at the current level.
Yeah, Mr. Davenport, I know you wanna give us like, the coolest thing ever,
but do you have to?
Don't worry.
I built in a skill app that allows the students
to master their amped-up abilities instantly.
Bottom line, this upgrade is the best thing
that Donnie and I have ever created together.
- I am so proud of you. - No, I'm proud of you.
I'm proud of you.
Hey, hey.
You know what'll make us all proud?
If you two go back to hating each other.
Stop, Bree.
You're embarrassing yourself.
Oh, sweet girl, you don't have to beg.
I'll allow you to kiss me.
Okay, I'll wake him up.
Nope. I got this.
Hm. They actually make a cute couple.
The world's first bionic superhumans.
They're stronger than us.
Faster. Smarter.
The next generation of the human race is...
living on a bionic island.
How's it going with the upgrade?
I'll let you be the judge.
Go ahead, Jenny. Show him how powerful you are now.
Wow!
That is powerful.
You just made an old man jump.
Well, that's the last of the students.
Oh, great. I'll do Adam, Bree and Chase.
Yeah, you do that, and the guy who really needs the upgrade
will just stand right over here wishing he was actually part of the family.
Don't worry, Leo.
I'm working on something very special just for you.
Really?
How would you like to be the proud owner of the world's first bionic nostril?
Bionic nostril?
You can't be serious.
I'm considering it; we'll talk.
Okay, Adam, we'll do you first.
That's weird. The upgrade's not taking.
It's probably searching for his brain.
Bree, let's try you.
Chase.
I don't get it.
Why isn't the upgrade working on any of them?
Probably because their bionics are first generation.
We built the upgrade for the students' infrastructure.
It must not be compatible with their older systems.
There has to be some way you can adapt it.
I can probably work something out,
but given how old your bionic architecture is,
I'll never be able to match the power the students have.
Who's old now?
So let me get this straight.
They all just became more powerful, and we're stuck like this forever?
Oh, my, that certainly is a shame.
If all the students are more advanced than we are,
then that means that Adam, Bree and I are... obsolete.
Here we go.
Douglas Davenport.
Officer Nichols.
I haven't seen you since I scaled that wall.
This your son?
Maybe. Can you tell me what he did first, and then I'll let you know?
He's been running all over town shooting fire from his eyes.
Yeah, I've never seen him before in my life.
He should be going to juvenile detention,
but that's the last place I want a punk with bionics,
so I'm giving him another chance,
as long as you promise to keep him under control.
Thank you, officer.
I can promise you this won't happen again.
Good. 'Cause I don't want to come back here again.
You machine people freak me out.
What were you thinking letting him leave this academy
with his bionics activated?
He promised me he wouldn't use 'em unless it was completely necessary.
Come on, you can't give me bionics and expect me not to use 'em.
He has a point. When I first got my...
Quiet, Leo.
All righty then.
Do your adopted parents know that you've been
causing trouble with your bionics?
No. They don't get this whole bionic thing.
That's why I asked the officer to bring me here.
What are you gonna do here, Douglas?
This is your first chance to really step up in this kid's life and be a dad.
You're right.
Daniel...
Meet your new dad.
Douglas.
Fine.
Look, since I can't trust you to be responsible with your bionics,
I guess we'll just have to teach you how to be responsible.
As long as your parents approve,
I'm enrolling you in the Davenport Bionic Academy.
Really? Awesome.
And, since Leo has been doing
such a great job as the academy's newest mentor, I think it's only fitting
that he train our newest student.
Thanks, Douglas.
No problem, buddy.
See, this way, if it doesn't work out, we can all blame you.
We've dedicated our entire lives to being bionic heroes.
Now, we don't even matter.
Yeah. When you think about it,
it's like we've been training our own replacements.
Guys, what's with the doom and gloom?
I'm actually okay with it.
In fact, I've been checking out some retirement communities,
and they're awesome. Look.
This one has railings on the toilets.
Retirement? No way. I'm a teenager.
I haven't even got my driver's license yet.
Oh, don't worry, you won't need it.
Most of these old folks' homes don't even let you drive.
But get this.
There's a van that'll take you to the market twice a week.
We're not retiring.
I'm gonna figure out a way to give us an upgrade.
And not only that.
I'm gonna make sure it's even better than everyone else's.
After all, I am the smartest man in the world.
Not anymore, you has-been.
Whoa!
This place comes with people who will change your pants.
Now that's easy living.
Okay, Daniel, since you have bionic ability replication,
we'll start you off by touching one of these students,
so that you can take on their ability.
Okay.
Wait a minute.
This kid can just touch me, and he'll be able to do
- everything I can do? - That's right.
Well, here's my class schedule, my chores, have at it.
I'm gonna go sleep until I'm 20.
- Bob! - It was worth a shot.
Okay, Daniel, go ahead.
Great. Now you have his bionic thunderclap.
Cool.
Not so hard.
Sorry.
Well, I can see this is going well.
Daniel, you have to focus.
I am focusing.
But how am I supposed to master my abilities
when I get a new one every five minutes?
He does have a point.
Yeah. Too bad you can't upgrade him like everyone else.
Then a skill app would bring him up to speed instantly.
I can give him the upgrade, but I'm not gonna.
Not till he shows me he can be responsible with his bionics.
- But, Dad... - End of discussion.
Now get back to your training.
I gotta be honest, Douglas.
This whole "you being a dad" thing is a little weird.
I know. It's freakin' me out.
Okay, Daniel. Touch Bob's arm.
But be careful.
I'm a fragile flower.
Great. Now let's see how you do with super strength.
Okay.
- Bob! - I know.
I can throw him much farther. Let me try again.
Got it. If I reconfigure the operator precedence,
that should fix the upgrade.
You stupid hunk of junk!
You're useless!
Useless! Useless!
Do you mind?
This is a private moment between a man and his computer.
Chase, have you seen my students?
- Nope. - Huh.
We were supposed to start training an hour ago.
Today's lesson is very important.
It's called "You're not better than me."
Hey, has anybody seen Bob?
Leo said he was training a little while ago, but hasn't seen him since.
Now that I'm retiring, I need to know
if he can play golf with me on Thursdays.
Wait, no. First, my students are missing, and now Bob?
Something weird is going on.
I'm gonna go look for everyone.
Speaking of weird, why are you wearing that?
The hat? 'Cause I'm a golfer.
The kilt.
Oh. Because somebody changing my pants is easy living.
This is what I call breezy living.
Ugh!
Come on, Daniel.
Make your force field bigger.
- I'm trying. - Concentrate.
It's kinda hard to concentrate when you keep yelling "Concentrate." Ah!
You know, this would be a whole lot easier if you just gave me that upgrade.
No. You heard your dad.
He wants you to master your bionics the old-fashioned way.
Okay.
But if my training's not going well,
doesn't that say more about you as a mentor than me as a student?
Oh, please, Danny boy.
I invented that trick.
You play on a person's insecurities and get what you want.
It's not going to work on me.
You're right.
I guess I'm just not ready to be a bionic student.
Kinda like you're not ready to be a bionic mentor.
All right, Daniel, let's see how this upgrade works.
Well, that proves it.
I am a great mentor.
Hey, if you thought that was cool, watch this.
How did you do that?
I didn't.
Then how did they all just disappear?
I don't know.
But if anyone asks, I'm blaming it on you.
Mr. Davenport, we have a problem.
I can't find my students anywhere.
Are you sure they're not just avoiding your training session?
I mean, I've sat through your class.
We all think you could use a little pizzazz.
Big D., all the students in the training area
- just vanished. - What?
Bob's gone, too.
And I can't lose my Bob.
We have an 8:00 a.m. tee time.
All right, everybody calm down.
There has to be a logical explanation.
Or not.
Daniel!
Everybody's gone.
What are we gonna do?
What do you mean, we?
I'm retired.
I double-checked the whole academy.
All the students are gone.
The new upgrade must've caused a glitch that made them geo-leap away.
Daniel disappeared, and we didn't give him the upgrade.
Technically, that is correct.
You did not give him the upgrade.
Leo!
That kid was impossible to train.
And trust me, I happen to know a thing or two about slow learners.
I specifically told you not to give him that upgrade.
Don't blame me.
You built the software that made everyone disappear.
For the record, Donnie had just as much to do with this as I did.
If not more. A lot more.
In fact, this whole thing was his idea.
- It was not! - Was too.
No, it wasn't.
Stop arguing.
We have to find them.
Although with them gone, we are top dog again.
Do something!
Okay. I'll pull up their GPS locators, and find out where they are.
Nothing's coming up. Their signals must have been deactivated.
Great. So now our brother and the entire student body are missing,
and we have no idea where they are.
They could be anywhere in the world.
Where are we?
In a dark room with metal walls.
I can see that, Bob.
Then why'd you ask?
Wait. Maybe this is another dream.
If I squint, with your moppy hair, you could easily pass for Bree.
It's okay, everyone. I'm gonna get you outta here.
Daniel, they don't even know you.
Let me give the pep talk.
Ignore what he said, guys. We're hosed.
We gotta do something.
Bob, use your super strength to try to break us out.
Okay.
Well, I'm a man of my word.
We're hosed.
Ooh, I know.
What if I replicate your strength, and we try together?
Aw, that's cute when you get all feisty.
I'm afraid your bionics are useless here.
These walls block your pathetic little chips.
Who are you?
I'm the woman who's going to take out
all bionic superhumans and replace them
with my android technology.
But you can call me Giselle.
Oh, thanks.
I never would've remembered that first part.
How'd we get here?
I was finally able to hack in to your chips remotely
and geo-leap you here.
Wait. Where are Adam, Bree and Chase?
Probably still at the academy.
See, there was this whole thing about how our bionics are newer than theirs,
and they couldn't get the upgrade, and boy, were they upset. Chase was like...
Stop talking.
What are you gonna do with us?
I'm gonna destroy you.
But first, I'm gonna use you as bait.
Bob, we have to get everyone out of here.
How?
Don't worry. I have an idea.
I have tried every way possible to remotely reactivate their GPS locators,
and nothing is working.
Then we'll have to find them the old-fashioned way.
Chase, map out an urban search and rescue.
We'll go mile by mile, state by state if we have to.
Mr. Davenport, what if we're too late?
That glitch could've geo-leaped them anywhere.
They could be at the bottom of the ocean or inside an active volcano.
They may already be gone.
We're not giving up.
Hello?
Daniel, where are you?
Listen, I don't have much time.
The lady hacked into our chips and geo-leaped us here.
She had us trapped, but I busted out.
Place looks familiar.
That's Giselle's lab.
Hey, what do you think you're doing?
How did you escape?
Dad, hurry!
Say good-bye to your son, Douglas.
Everybody suit up.
Adam, Bree, Chase and I will go this way.
Douglas, you and Leo take the other side.
- Guys! - Daniel, you're okay.
Where are the students?
Hiding in the other room.
Come on.
Wow! Man.
This place is fancy.
Don't worry. I have the name of her decorator.
- Really? - No!
Where are they?
The doors are locking.
What's going on?
Well, well, well.
So nice to see the family all together.
Giselle, you got five seconds to tell me
where the rest of the kids are before I blast you.
One thousand one.
One thousand two.
One thousand three, one thousand four.
There they are.
How is Daniel in there and out here?
This is just like the last time we were here with the two Chases.
This lady and her magic tricks.
She gets me every time.
It's a trap.
That's not my son.
That's where you're wrong.
I am your son, just not the one you think.
Marcus?
Good to see ya...
Dad.
How's your plan coming along?
I'm trying to calm them down with small talk,
but every time I ask where they grew up,
they all say "I don't know, I don't remember."
Where did you grow up, Bob?
I don't know. I don't remember.
There. When I touch these two wires together,
the force of the charge should be enough to blast a hole in the wall.
Sounds good. You sure it'll work?
- Nope. - I like those odds.
Daniel! Are you okay?
Talk to me. What do you see?
I see an open field.
Blue skies.
He's outside.
He escaped.
He's a genius.