Okay, gonna do a card trick now.
(IMITATES SHUFFLING SOUND)
Pick a card.
No, no, no, don't show me. Just look at it and put it back.
Now, do you remember what was on it? Good. Right.
Hocus pocus, stick it up your chocus!
Abracadabracaphooey! Just like that.
This was your card.
All right, I knew that. It's part of the trick.
So this was your card.
Are you sure? All right. This one!
Are you sure you remember which card it was? Was it this one?
Was it this one?
This one?
Was it this one?
This one?
Was it these? What, what?
(LAUGHING LIKE TOMMY COOPER)