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Did you remember to ask for
left-handed chopsticks?
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Oh, yeah. Here they are.
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Thanks.
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Oh, and where are we on the
left-handed toilet paper?
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Oh, I bought it. It's
in all the bathrooms now.
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Finally.
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Beloved family, Dave.
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Okay, don't freak out,
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but I have something to tell you.
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Is it the car? Is it grades?
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Did Tammy dye her hair?
I told her she shouldn't.
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It's nothing bad...
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although Tammy did go
blond, and it is no bueno.
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[Laughs]
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See? I knew it'd wash her out.
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I told her to go
chestnut... maybe auburn.
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You know what?
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I'll go Snapchat her some color samples.
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No, you won't.
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What's going on, honey?
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Well, there's this
guy, Sean, in my class.
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He's sweet, he's on the wrestling team,
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we really like each other...
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and last Friday, we took
it to the next level.
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Eww, gross! I don't
want to hear about that.
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No, he asked me to be his girlfriend.
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Whew! Next time, lead with
that, all right, sweetie?
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Gross.
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Anyway, it's really important to me
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that you guys to meet him.
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Seriously?
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You're usually so
private about that stuff.
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Well, you're the people
that matter most to me,
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and I wanted to make
sure you approved of him.
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Or...
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[Sighs]
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There's a bonfire at
Surfside next weekend,
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and I knew you wouldn't let me
go if you didn't meet him first.
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Molly... predictable
as the sunrise.
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Okay, he'll be here soon.
Just please don't embarrass me.
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Don't worry, Mol.
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I know your mom's a
bit of a social sandbag,
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but I'll be the
conversational rising tide
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that lifts all boats.
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Seriously, Mom. Handle your man.
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[Doorbell rings]
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Okay, that's him. Mom, you look great.
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Dave, stop chewing. Dad, your fly.
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Hells yeah, I'm fly. I'm supah fly!
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No, your fly is "supah" open!
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Hey.
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Hey.
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Guys, this is Sean.
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Hi, everyone.
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It's a pleasure to meet you.
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A pleasure to meet you? Where
are we, Buckingham Palace?
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Get inside these love sticks, Sean
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we hug in this house!
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So, you're a wrestler, huh?
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If I had to pick my faves,
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I'd go with the undertaker
or junkyard dog.
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How about you?
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Well, actually,
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I'm on the high school
wrestling team, sir.
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I think those guys are
more like entertainers.
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Oh, really?
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Mmm.
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Hmm. Entertainment, huh?
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Well, let's see if you can handle the...
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Iron Claw! Ah!
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Ahh. Impressive.
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[Grunts]
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You can let go of my hand now.
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[Chuckles]
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And the claw! [Grunts]
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[Chuckles]
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Okay. Well, this kid's ring-ready.
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Oh, you're gonna love this.
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Molly, go get my Mexican wrestling mask.
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I will not.
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So, your family just
moved down from Seattle?
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How's the adjustment been?
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It's been pretty good, thanks.
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Question... in high
school wrestling,
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what are the rules about hitting
each other with folding chairs?
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Again, that's a whole different thing.
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[Chuckling] Yeah, it's awesome.
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Sean, I noticed that your
watch is on your right hand.
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Are you a lefty?
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- I am.
- So am I!
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Cool. Did you know that four
out of the last seven presidents
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were lefties?
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Of course I knew.
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I just didn't think
anyone else did.
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You're gonna love our toilet paper.
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And that's our cue.
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We should probably get going.
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It was really nice to meet you guys.
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Sean, wait.
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I just want to say you
seem like a really nice kid,
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and so I'm glad Molly found...
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Ha! Aah!
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Apricot! Apricot!
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That means let him go.
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[Chuckles] Well done, Sean.
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You guys have a safe word? Gross.
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Wow.
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Sweet kid, huh?
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We may have a bit of a problem.
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I think his mother is a patient of mine.
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Wait. Really?
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Yep. The last name, the
recent move, it all adds up.
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So his mom's in therapy with you?
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Yeah. This could be an issue.
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An issue-tunity.
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If we can get in the mom's head,
we can get in his head.
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We can own that kid.
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I thought you liked him.
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I can like and own at
the same time, Allison.
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I can do a lot of
things at the same time.
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You've seen me dance-reading.
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Look, it's not the end of the world.
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I'll just tell Sean's mom
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and maybe refer her
to another therapist.
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Yeah, makes sense.
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So, does she talk about him?
Something wrong with him?
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Compulsive? Narcissistic? Asian fetish?
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No, that's you.
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What can I say? I likes what I likes.
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[Chuckles]
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Damn!
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Mm!
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Ken, I feel that you and I are friends.
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Really? We're gonna
have that argument again?
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I just found out that once a year,
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all managers at Welltopia
get an evaluation
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based on the collective
feedback of their subordinates.
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[Laughing] Oh, man,
they're gonna crush you.
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They do not like you at all.
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I know, and this evaluation
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could determine my bonus or
whether I get a promotion.
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[Chuckles]
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Spoiler alert... you're
not getting those.
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All right.
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I know I may have been a
little hard on some people
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since I got here,
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but in my defense,
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I did not know I'd be held accountable.
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Now, these evaluations
are due in two days.
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Well, I think you know
what you have to do.
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Yeah.
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I know exactly what I have to do.
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I know where you live,
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and I have all your
social security numbers.
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I can hurt you.
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Solid threats, but I meant
you have to be nice to them.
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All right, fine. I'll try it.
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Hey, everyone.
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You look like you've lost some weight.
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I don't know, about two pounds...
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each.
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And have you done
something with your hair?
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Okay, they don't all have
to be group compliments, Pat.
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Well, this is gonna take forever.
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So, listen, before we
start today's session,
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there's something I need to tell you.
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It seems that your son,
Sean, is dating my daughter.
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Oh, my God, small world.
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I had no idea you were Chloe's mom.
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Sean's cheating on Molly?
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Apparently, he's dating
some girl named Chloe.
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That bastard. I trusted him.
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I even ordered these!
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I can't believe it.
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Molly's so into that kid,
and he's cheating on her.
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I swear to God, I'd like to
get him in a wrestling ring
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and just crush him!
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Please.
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Oh, you don't think I could?
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You give me his address
and a folding chair.
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I'll go over there right now.
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No D.Q.! In a cage!
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God, poor Molly.
I wish we could tell her.
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Wait. What? Why can't we?
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Ken, the mom told me during therapy.
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It's a confidentiality issue.
You know I can't violate that.
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Why? Everybody violates that.
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My patient Raymond Boyd has gout.
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Ooh! There, I said it.
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Well, actually, that's a bad example.
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He wrote that memoir, "Boyd Meets Gout,"
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but the point is,
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this is our daughter
we're talking about.
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I know!
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And believe me, I'd also
like to get into a ring
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and smash him with a frying pan.
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A frying pan?
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Allison, it's a sport, not a cartoon.
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Bottom line...
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if we tell Molly about
this, I could lose my job.
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Okay, fine.
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Besides, they're 16.
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This thing could be over tomorrow.
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And if we told her,
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we could be breaking
her heart for no reason.
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You're right.
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Molly does go through boys
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like she goes through spring rompers.
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You need more male friends.
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I mean, because of Allison's
stupid "professional ethics,"
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we can't even tell our own daughter
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she's dating Cheater Pan.
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Look! I can lie!
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Okay, you can't say "Cheater Pan"
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and expect me not to do that.
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So... Julie, is it?
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I see you enjoy putting
miniature succulents
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into old cans.
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I do!
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I like how each of them has a story.
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- This one, for instance...
- Great story!
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Left me wanting more.
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There is more.
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Goodbye.
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So, Clark...
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that whole gay marriage
thing seems to be taking off.
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That must be good news
for a fella like you who...
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Enjoys the... comforts of other fellas.
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Okay, somehow you have just
ruined being gay for me.
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You're a delight! Goodbye.
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Damona, let me take those.
You do enough around here.
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Get the hell off of me, Grandpa.
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I love our rapport. Goodbye.
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This is easier than I thought.
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Goodbye.
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'Sup, bae? How's it hangin'?
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Molly and Dave are in the living room
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with Cheatwood Mac.
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Hey, Al, you know how you
said this might end tomorrow?
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Well, it's tomorrow, and it didn't.
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I'm going proactive.
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Ken, we can't say anything.
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Okay, fine. Fine.
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I'll just hint at it until he folds...
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like the chair I'll hit
him with if he doesn't.
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00:10:05,185 --> 00:10:06,972
No, no, no. We can't... mm.
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Hey, guys, what's the haps?
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Oh, hello, Sean.
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Hi, Dr. Park. We're playing Risk.
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Indeed you are, Sean. Indeed you are.
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Dave, you just rolled
with your right hand.
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Yeah, I'm a righty in athletics.
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Ooh, Sean, did you really roll a six?
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Because if you didn't,
that would be dishonest.
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Ken.
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Dad, what are you doing?
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Oh, don't listen to him.
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Why don't you go into the kitchen
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and get more lemon cookies?
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Oh, I would, but if anyone is dieting,
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then eating those would be
unfaithful to their diet.
262
00:10:41,942 --> 00:10:44,176
Eh, they're only 40 calories each.
263
00:10:44,296 --> 00:10:46,645
I know. It seems too good to be true.
264
00:10:50,544 --> 00:10:53,729
Because if someone
was being unfaithful,
265
00:10:53,966 --> 00:10:57,022
I would hope they would have
the decency to come clean.
266
00:10:57,057 --> 00:10:57,808
What are you doing?
267
00:10:58,337 --> 00:11:01,493
Because guilt is a very powerful thing.
268
00:11:01,724 --> 00:11:04,029
And if you hold onto it for too long,
269
00:11:04,064 --> 00:11:08,418
it'll burn and burn, hotter
and hotter and hotter...
270
00:11:09,322 --> 00:11:09,751
Dad!
271
00:11:09,787 --> 00:11:10,900
I'm building to something.
272
00:11:10,946 --> 00:11:11,822
And hotter.
273
00:11:14,222 --> 00:11:14,962
I'm done.
274
00:11:16,662 --> 00:11:17,723
Is there something wrong here?
275
00:11:17,734 --> 00:11:19,211
Sean, let's get out of here.
276
00:11:19,246 --> 00:11:20,345
Cheater! You're a cheater!
277
00:11:20,381 --> 00:11:21,447
[Gasps]
278
00:11:23,454 --> 00:11:24,778
Wow, went right at it.
279
00:11:26,249 --> 00:11:27,286
I didn't mean to...
280
00:11:27,321 --> 00:11:28,820
Okay, fine. I admit it!
281
00:11:29,147 --> 00:11:30,222
I cheated on you.
282
00:11:30,257 --> 00:11:30,923
What?
283
00:11:30,958 --> 00:11:31,590
- What?
- What?
284
00:11:31,625 --> 00:11:32,480
What?!
285
00:11:34,633 --> 00:11:36,102
I don't know how my parents knew,
286
00:11:36,130 --> 00:11:37,362
but I cheated on you with Brayden
287
00:11:37,398 --> 00:11:39,255
because I thought you were
still going out with Chloe.
288
00:11:40,201 --> 00:11:41,199
I'm so sorry, Sean.
289
00:11:41,235 --> 00:11:42,513
No, I can't believe you would do that!
290
00:11:45,625 --> 00:11:46,387
Sean, wait!
291
00:11:46,419 --> 00:11:48,407
Wait, Sean! We can talk about this!
292
00:11:51,154 --> 00:11:52,083
We're in a fight.
293
00:11:55,349 --> 00:11:56,448
Honey, I'm sorry.
We thought that...
294
00:11:56,463 --> 00:11:57,742
No, I don't care what you thought!
295
00:11:58,105 --> 00:11:59,818
I don't know how I'm
gonna retaliate for this,
296
00:11:59,853 --> 00:12:01,285
but it's probably gonna be older,
297
00:12:01,302 --> 00:12:03,294
and it's probably gonna
drive a motorcycle.
298
00:12:09,335 --> 00:12:10,696
Well, that took a turn.
299
00:12:17,013 --> 00:12:20,354
Okay, it's actually not
as bad as we thought.
300
00:12:20,681 --> 00:12:23,463
I talked to Molly.
It turns out she didn't cheat.
301
00:12:24,244 --> 00:12:26,449
It was just a slight overlap.
302
00:12:26,887 --> 00:12:27,385
Overlap?
303
00:12:27,838 --> 00:12:29,134
She was dating Brayden,
304
00:12:29,254 --> 00:12:30,382
then she met Sean.
305
00:12:30,773 --> 00:12:32,918
There was a little overlap
while she made up her mind.
306
00:12:33,038 --> 00:12:34,386
Okay, that's still cheating.
307
00:12:34,421 --> 00:12:36,061
I mean, how does this not bother you?
308
00:12:36,181 --> 00:12:37,356
It's wrong.
309
00:12:37,828 --> 00:12:40,659
I mean, we never would've
done that to each other.
310
00:12:41,608 --> 00:12:42,160
Right.
311
00:12:48,298 --> 00:12:51,169
Allison, did you overlap me?
312
00:12:51,357 --> 00:12:53,505
What?! That's crazy.
313
00:12:55,252 --> 00:12:58,210
I mean, when I met you,
I was dating Billy Tanaka,
314
00:12:58,245 --> 00:13:00,701
but I dumped him because
you were so great.
315
00:13:04,168 --> 00:13:08,711
Was... there... over... lap?
316
00:13:11,179 --> 00:13:12,691
I don't know. Maybe a week.
317
00:13:12,726 --> 00:13:14,966
It was so long ago. Who remembers?
318
00:13:18,018 --> 00:13:19,507
Thank you for finally admitting that.
319
00:13:20,376 --> 00:13:22,567
Oh, come on.
You're not really...
320
00:13:22,596 --> 00:13:23,385
Don't touch me.
321
00:13:27,131 --> 00:13:28,146
Apricot.
322
00:13:37,393 --> 00:13:38,193
Remember this?
323
00:13:38,339 --> 00:13:38,905
What?
324
00:13:39,474 --> 00:13:41,752
Our third date at the Santa Monica pier.
325
00:13:42,311 --> 00:13:45,010
I won you a framed
poster of Penny Hardaway
326
00:13:45,046 --> 00:13:46,098
at the Pop-A-Shot.
327
00:13:47,489 --> 00:13:49,018
I kissed you on the Ferris wheel,
328
00:13:49,041 --> 00:13:50,679
and we heard fireworks.
329
00:13:51,500 --> 00:13:53,753
Well, it turned out to be gang
violence in the parking lot,
330
00:13:53,788 --> 00:13:55,892
but still, what a night.
331
00:13:57,329 --> 00:13:58,958
Yes, Ken. It was a great night.
332
00:13:58,993 --> 00:14:02,488
But little did I know, I
was your side piece, Allison.
333
00:14:06,138 --> 00:14:07,644
I can't believe you're this upset
334
00:14:07,667 --> 00:14:10,393
about something so small
that happened so long ago.
335
00:14:11,489 --> 00:14:12,738
All right, I have to go to work now.
336
00:14:13,394 --> 00:14:14,373
And when I get home,
337
00:14:14,865 --> 00:14:17,592
it'd be really convenient
if you were no longer 7.
338
00:14:18,824 --> 00:14:22,848
Oh, I'm being immature?
You tarnished our origin story.
339
00:14:23,422 --> 00:14:25,584
Look, when I first met
you, it was magical.
340
00:14:25,829 --> 00:14:28,220
And I always thought
you felt the same way.
341
00:14:28,256 --> 00:14:29,011
But now I know...
342
00:14:29,764 --> 00:14:30,523
you didn't.
343
00:14:32,156 --> 00:14:34,960
Did Sean call? Did he text?
344
00:14:34,996 --> 00:14:35,861
No, honey.
345
00:14:35,897 --> 00:14:38,030
Everyone says breakups are hard,
346
00:14:38,065 --> 00:14:40,132
but I had no idea.
347
00:14:45,440 --> 00:14:46,672
I'll be in bed.
348
00:14:46,707 --> 00:14:48,314
- Need a spoon, buddy?
- Nope.
349
00:14:54,770 --> 00:14:57,314
Why is there a little man
making eggs up in here?
350
00:14:58,272 --> 00:14:59,285
They're omelets,
351
00:14:59,320 --> 00:15:02,421
as in "om-letting you know
how much I appreciate you."
352
00:15:03,617 --> 00:15:07,370
Enjoy, because my
gratitude is without limits.
353
00:15:07,490 --> 00:15:09,962
Mr. Pat says only two
ingredients per omelet...
354
00:15:09,997 --> 00:15:11,263
and go light on the cheese.
355
00:15:11,522 --> 00:15:15,351
Juan-Julio, the cheese thing...
that was between us.
356
00:15:15,937 --> 00:15:16,754
My mistake.
357
00:15:17,638 --> 00:15:19,471
Guys, the cheese thing was between us.
358
00:15:21,591 --> 00:15:23,421
It's weird you're being so generous.
359
00:15:23,541 --> 00:15:26,278
Last week, you stuck a box
of floss in the break room
360
00:15:26,314 --> 00:15:29,001
and said, "Here's your new dental plan."
361
00:15:30,852 --> 00:15:32,985
And when I asked for
toilet-seat covers,
362
00:15:33,020 --> 00:15:35,838
you said, "No! Live on the edge."
363
00:15:36,534 --> 00:15:38,424
Yes, well, that was the past.
364
00:15:38,544 --> 00:15:39,641
Oh, but this morning,
365
00:15:39,678 --> 00:15:41,411
when I asked if you would
pay me to make omelets,
366
00:15:41,450 --> 00:15:43,429
you said, "You're a valet.
367
00:15:43,683 --> 00:15:47,433
Why would I pay you to
make omelets, Juan-Julio?"
368
00:15:50,187 --> 00:15:51,793
I think what we're missing here
369
00:15:53,046 --> 00:15:55,382
is that I have become a
thoughtful and generous boss
370
00:15:55,409 --> 00:15:57,858
who cares deeply about the
welfare of his employees.
371
00:15:57,879 --> 00:15:59,445
I see what's going on here.
372
00:15:59,480 --> 00:16:01,983
You're trying to bribe us
to get better evaluations.
373
00:16:02,034 --> 00:16:03,903
Oh, thank God.
Now that it's all out in the open,
374
00:16:03,932 --> 00:16:05,451
it should go a lot more smoothly.
375
00:16:06,093 --> 00:16:07,419
So what's it gonna take, people?
376
00:16:07,455 --> 00:16:09,455
Money? Time off? Pudding?
377
00:16:10,054 --> 00:16:10,589
But wait.
378
00:16:10,709 --> 00:16:12,958
We all handed those
forms in two weeks ago.
379
00:16:12,994 --> 00:16:15,160
Everyone at Welltopia a...
380
00:16:15,280 --> 00:16:17,062
Is time off still on the table?
381
00:16:17,164 --> 00:16:18,821
Because I would like to get out of here.
382
00:16:20,641 --> 00:16:23,269
So, you mean to say I've
been treating you all kindly
383
00:16:23,304 --> 00:16:24,536
for no good reason?
384
00:16:24,572 --> 00:16:26,818
Oh, no, Pat.
Kindness has its own...
385
00:16:26,858 --> 00:16:28,140
Cram it, gorgeous.
386
00:16:29,777 --> 00:16:31,103
Pack it up, Juan-Julio.
387
00:16:35,002 --> 00:16:36,248
[Doorbell rings]
388
00:16:41,429 --> 00:16:42,181
Hi, Dr. Park.
389
00:16:42,619 --> 00:16:44,924
Sean, my overlap brother.
390
00:16:44,959 --> 00:16:46,959
Get inside these comfort sticks.
391
00:16:49,162 --> 00:16:50,842
I feel your pain.
392
00:16:51,470 --> 00:16:53,894
Look, I know you're here to
tell Molly off and that's fair,
393
00:16:54,014 --> 00:16:55,974
but just remember,
she can't help it...
394
00:16:56,288 --> 00:16:58,392
turns out cheating is genetic.
395
00:16:59,567 --> 00:17:01,107
Oh, no, no, no. I'm here to pick her up.
396
00:17:01,342 --> 00:17:02,259
We got back together.
397
00:17:02,669 --> 00:17:04,711
Even though she tarnished
your origin story?
398
00:17:05,879 --> 00:17:08,380
I mean, maybe a few years ago,
I would have felt like that,
399
00:17:08,416 --> 00:17:09,481
but I'm 17 now.
400
00:17:09,517 --> 00:17:10,487
I'm not a child.
401
00:17:12,746 --> 00:17:13,932
Yeah, totally.
402
00:17:15,189 --> 00:17:17,047
Anyways, I had, like, this a-ha moment.
403
00:17:17,401 --> 00:17:18,259
I mean, was it a bummer
404
00:17:18,287 --> 00:17:19,482
that she was with
someone else when we met?
405
00:17:19,500 --> 00:17:20,011
Absolutely.
406
00:17:20,732 --> 00:17:21,526
But she gave him up,
407
00:17:21,973 --> 00:17:23,333
which proves how much she likes me.
408
00:17:25,036 --> 00:17:25,564
Huh.
409
00:17:30,374 --> 00:17:33,138
So anyway, I had,
like, this a-ha moment.
410
00:17:33,174 --> 00:17:34,504
I mean, was it a bummer
411
00:17:34,530 --> 00:17:36,008
that you were with
someone else when we met?
412
00:17:36,128 --> 00:17:36,910
Absolutely.
413
00:17:37,299 --> 00:17:38,154
But you gave him up,
414
00:17:38,701 --> 00:17:40,030
which proves how much she likes me.
415
00:17:40,387 --> 00:17:41,585
- Who's she?
- You!
416
00:17:43,509 --> 00:17:44,509
Wow. You know what?
417
00:17:45,078 --> 00:17:46,885
That's the sweetest
thing you've ever said.
418
00:17:47,188 --> 00:17:49,588
Hey, when it's from
the heart, it's easy.
419
00:17:49,708 --> 00:17:50,638
I wonder if it was easy
420
00:17:50,653 --> 00:17:52,858
when Sean said those
exact words to Molly.
421
00:17:55,810 --> 00:17:56,693
You got me.
422
00:17:57,138 --> 00:17:59,453
The kid's a poet trapped
in a wrestler's body.
423
00:18:00,029 --> 00:18:02,618
Just like Greg "the Hammer" Valentine.
424
00:18:04,006 --> 00:18:04,937
I want to show you something.
425
00:18:10,947 --> 00:18:13,218
Oh, my God! Penny Hardaway!
426
00:18:13,247 --> 00:18:14,246
You still have this.
427
00:18:14,281 --> 00:18:15,938
Yeah, I saved everything
from that night.
428
00:18:15,960 --> 00:18:17,632
The wristband to go on the rides,
429
00:18:17,679 --> 00:18:18,818
the rose you bought me,
430
00:18:18,938 --> 00:18:21,622
the statement we gave to
police about the gang shooting.
431
00:18:21,742 --> 00:18:24,892
Aww. Double homicide.
432
00:18:27,015 --> 00:18:29,310
We have the same origin story, Ken,
433
00:18:29,702 --> 00:18:30,934
and it's a great story.
434
00:18:31,165 --> 00:18:31,775
Yeah.
435
00:18:32,049 --> 00:18:32,499
[Giggles]
436
00:18:33,834 --> 00:18:35,973
And the only one who didn't
live happily ever after?
437
00:18:36,512 --> 00:18:37,524
Billy Tanaka.
438
00:18:37,644 --> 00:18:38,886
Actually, he just sold his company
439
00:18:38,907 --> 00:18:40,024
for a hundred million dollars...
440
00:18:40,061 --> 00:18:41,017
and he's still single...
441
00:18:41,316 --> 00:18:42,841
and he's, like, this crossfit maniac.
442
00:18:42,877 --> 00:18:44,243
Okay. You're off Facebook.
443
00:18:45,981 --> 00:18:46,845
[Knock on door]
444
00:18:48,303 --> 00:18:50,508
Hey. Sean and I are headed out
to the movies.
445
00:18:50,628 --> 00:18:52,867
I don't know if you heard, but
we're back together.
446
00:18:52,987 --> 00:18:54,987
Yes, I did, and I'm
really happy for you.
447
00:18:55,022 --> 00:18:55,637
Thanks, Dad.
448
00:18:56,824 --> 00:18:59,725
I'm happy, too, but
I've got to be honest.
449
00:18:59,760 --> 00:19:02,094
I think I'm gonna
focus on me for a while.
450
00:19:11,439 --> 00:19:14,629
Ken, I got my evaluation, and...
451
00:19:15,456 --> 00:19:16,890
I'm a little too
nervous to read it alone.
452
00:19:17,010 --> 00:19:17,810
Do you mind?
453
00:19:17,845 --> 00:19:19,645
Nervous? You should be terrified.
454
00:19:19,680 --> 00:19:20,946
[Laughs]
455
00:19:21,630 --> 00:19:23,097
This is gonna be a bloodbath.
456
00:19:23,384 --> 00:19:24,909
You're a good friend, Ken.
457
00:19:25,266 --> 00:19:27,119
Well, here goes.
458
00:19:30,570 --> 00:19:33,907
"Employees find him barely tolerable.
459
00:19:35,136 --> 00:19:38,501
Communication skills need
significant improvement.
460
00:19:39,342 --> 00:19:44,005
Overall behavior leaves
much to be desired."
461
00:19:46,357 --> 00:19:47,906
Well, maybe next year you'll try harder.
462
00:19:47,942 --> 00:19:50,014
This is so much better then I expected.
463
00:19:50,798 --> 00:19:51,777
Really?
464
00:19:51,812 --> 00:19:53,745
Hell yeah. Look at this.
465
00:19:53,781 --> 00:19:54,847
"As a leader,
466
00:19:54,882 --> 00:19:57,628
he is wildly out of
touch with his employees."
467
00:19:58,284 --> 00:19:59,551
They love me!
468
00:20:01,671 --> 00:20:03,388
Pat, that is a terrible eval...
469
00:20:03,424 --> 00:20:04,523
Goodbye.
470
00:20:12,083 --> 00:20:13,950
Dr. Park, we really
don't need to do this.
471
00:20:13,985 --> 00:20:16,085
[Clucks like a chicken]
472
00:20:27,109 --> 00:20:29,109
You want some?
473
00:20:29,134 --> 00:20:31,834
This is literally... my house!
474
00:20:33,438 --> 00:20:36,072
I got one question for you.
475
00:20:36,107 --> 00:20:39,108
Can you smell what the doc is cooking?!
476
00:20:43,705 --> 00:20:45,415
Hyah! [Grunts]
477
00:20:53,005 --> 00:20:54,226
Aah! Aah!
478
00:20:54,346 --> 00:20:55,070
Aah!
479
00:20:56,450 --> 00:20:57,727
Apricot! Apricot!
480
00:20:58,551 --> 00:21:03,551
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