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Did you remember to ask
for left-handed chopsticks?
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Oh, yeah. Here they are.
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Thanks.
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Oh, and where are we
on the left-handed toilet paper?
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Oh, I bought it. It's in
all the bathrooms now.
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Finally.
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Beloved family. Dave.
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Okay, don't freak out,
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but I have something to tell you.
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Is it the car? Is it grades?
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Did Tammy dye her hair?
I told her she shouldn't.
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It's nothing bad.
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Although Tammy did go blond,
and it is no bueno.
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(LAUGHING)
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See? I knew it'd wash her out.
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I told her to go chestnut,
maybe auburn. You know what?
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I'll go Snapchat her some color samples.
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No, you won't.
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What's going on, honey?
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Well, there's this guy, Sean, in my class.
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He's sweet, he's on the wrestling team,
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we really like each other...
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And last Friday, we took
it to the next level.
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Ew, gross! I don't want to hear about that.
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No, he asked me to be his girlfriend.
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(GROANS) Next time,
lead with that, all right, sweetie?
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Gross.
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Anyway, it's really important to
me that you guys to meet him.
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Seriously?
You're usually so private about that stuff.
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Well, you're the people
that matter most to me,
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and I wanted to make sure
you approved of him.
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Or...
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(SIGHS) There's a bonfire
at surfside next weekend,
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and I knew you wouldn't
let me go if you didn't meet him first.
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Molly, predictable as the sunrise.
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Okay, he'll be here soon.
Just please don't embarrass me.
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Don't worry, Mol.
I know your mom's a bit of a social sandbag,
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but I'll be the conversational rising tide
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that lifts all boats.
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Seriously, Mom. Handle your man.
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(DOORBELL RINGS)
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Okay, that's him. Mom, you look great.
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Dave, stop chewing. Dad, your fly.
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Hells yeah, I'm fly. I'm supah fly!
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(SIGHS) No, your fly is "supah" open!
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Hey.
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Hey.
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- Guys, this is Sean.
- Hi, everyone.
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It's a pleasure to meet you.
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A pleasure to meet you?
Where are we, Buckingham Palace?
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Get inside these love sticks, Sean.
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We hug in this house!
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- Can you just...
- Oh, okay.
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(DR. KEN GROANING)
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Ripped & Corrected By mstoll
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So, you're a wrestler, huh?
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If I had to pick my faves,
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I'd go with the undertaker
or junkyard dog. How about you?
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Well, actually,
I'm on the high school wrestling team, sir.
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I think those guys are
more like entertainers.
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Oh, really?
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Mmm.
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Hmm. Entertainment, huh?
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Well, let's see if you can handle the
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Iron claw! Ah!
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(GROANING)
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Ah. Impressive.
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(GRUNTS)
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You can let go of my hand now.
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(CHUCKLES)
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And the claw! (GRUNTS)
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(CHUCKLES) Okay. Well,
this kid's ring-ready.
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Oh, you're gonna love this.
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Molly, go get my Mexican wrestling mask.
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I will not.
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So, your family just
moved down from Seattle?
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How's the adjustment been?
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It's been pretty good, thanks.
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Question, in high school wrestling,
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what are the rules
about hitting each other with folding chairs?
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Again, that's a whole different thing.
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(CHUCKLING) Yeah, it's awesome.
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Sean, I noticed that your watch is
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on your right hand. Are you a lefty?
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- I am.
- So am I!
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Cool. Did you know that four
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out of the last seven
presidents were lefties?
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Of course I knew.
I just didn't think anyone else did.
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You're gonna love our toilet paper.
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(MOUTHING)
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And that's our cue.
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We should probably get going.
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It was really nice to meet you guys.
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Sean, wait.
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I just want to say
you seem like a really nice kid,
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and so I'm glad Molly found...
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Ha! Ahhh! (EXCLAIMS)
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Apricot! Apricot!
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That means let him go.
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(CHUCKLES) Well done, Sean.
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You guys have a safe word? Gross.
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Wow.
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Sweet kid, huh?
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We may have a bit of a problem.
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I think his mother is a patient of mine.
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Wait. Really?
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Yep. The last name,
the recent move, it all adds up.
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So his mom's in therapy with you?
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Yeah. This could be an issue.
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An issue-tunity.
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If we can get in the mom's head,
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we can get in his head.
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We can own that kid.
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I thought you liked him.
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I can like and own at the same time, Allison.
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I can do a lot of things at the same time.
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You've seen me dance-reading.
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Look, it's not the end of the world.
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I'll just tell Sean's mom
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and maybe refer her to another therapist.
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Yeah, makes sense.
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So, does she talk about him?
Something wrong with him?
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Compulsive? Narcissistic? Asian fetish?
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No, that's you.
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What can I say? I likes what I likes.
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(CHUCKLES)
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Damn!
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Mmm!
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Ken.
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I feel that you and I are friends.
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Really? We're gonna have
that argument again?
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I just found out that once a year,
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all managers at Welltopia get an evaluation
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based on the collective
feedback of their subordinates.
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(LAUGHING) Oh, man,
they're gonna crush you.
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They do not like you at all.
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I know, and this evaluation
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could determine my bonus
or whether I get a promotion.
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(CHUCKLES) Spoiler alert!
You're not getting those.
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All right.
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I know I may have been
a little hard on some people
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since I got here,
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but in my defense,
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I did not know I'd be held accountable.
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Now, these evaluations are due in two days.
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Well, I think you know what you have to do.
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Yeah.
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I know exactly what I have to do.
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I know where you live,
and I have all your social security numbers.
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I can hurt you.
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Solid threats, but I meant
you have to be nice to them.
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All right, fine. I'll try it.
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Hey, everyone.
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You look like you've lost some weight.
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I don't know, about two pounds...
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Each.
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And have you done something
with your hair?
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Okay, they don't all
have to be group compliments, Pat.
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Well, this is gonna take forever.
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So, listen, before we start today's session,
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there's something I need to tell you.
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It seems that your son, Sean,
is dating my daughter.
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Oh, my God, small world.
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I had no idea you were Chloe's mom.
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Sean's cheating on Molly?
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Apparently, he's dating
some girl named Chloe.
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That bastard. I trusted him.
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I even ordered these!
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I can't believe it.
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Molly's so into that kid,
and he's cheating on her.
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I swear to God, I'd like to get him in a
wrestling ring and just crush him!
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- Please.
- Oh, you don't think I could?
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You give me his address and a folding chair.
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I'll go over there right now.
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No DQ! In a cage!
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God, poor Molly. I wish we could tell her.
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Wait. What? Why can't we?
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Ken, the mom told me during therapy.
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It's a confidentiality issue.
You know I can't violate that.
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Why? Everybody violates that.
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My patient Raymond Boyd has gout.
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Ooh! There, I said it.
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Well, actually, that's a bad example.
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He wrote that memoir, "Boyd meets gout,"
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But the point is,
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this is our daughter we're talking about.
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I know!
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And believe me, I'd also
like to get into a ring
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and smash him with a frying pan.
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A frying pan?
Allison, it's a sport, not a cartoon.
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Bottom line,
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if we tell Molly about this,
I could lose my job.
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(SIGHS) Okay, fine.
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Besides, they're 16.
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This thing could be over tomorrow.
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And if we told her,
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we could be breaking her heart for no reason.
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You're right. Molly does go through boys
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like she goes through spring rompers.
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You need more male friends.
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I mean, because of Allison's
stupid "professional ethics,"
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We can't even tell our own daughter
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she's dating Cheater Pan.
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(IMITATES PETER PAN) Look! I can lie!
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Okay, you can't say "Cheater Pan"
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and expect me not to do that.
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So... Julie, is it?
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I see you enjoy putting miniature succulents
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into old cans.
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I do!
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I like how each of them has a story.
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- This one, for instance...
- Great story!
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Left me wanting more.
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- There is more.
- Good-bye.
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So, Clark...
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That whole gay marriage thing
seems to be taking off.
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That must be good news
for a fella like you who...
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Enjoys the... comforts of other fellas.
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Okay, somehow you have just
ruined being gay for me.
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You're a delight! Good-bye.
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Damona, let me take those.
You do enough around here.
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Get the hell off of me, grandpa.
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I love our rapport. Good-bye.
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This is easier than I thought.
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Good-bye.
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'Sup, bae? How's it hangin'?
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Molly and Dave are in the living room
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with Cheatwood Mac.
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Hey, Al, you know
how you said this might end tomorrow?
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Well, it's tomorrow, and it didn't.
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I'm going proactive.
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Ken, we can't say anything.
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Okay, fine. Fine.
I'll just hint at it until he folds.
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Like the chair I'll hit
him with if he doesn't.
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No, no, no. We can't. Mmm!
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Hey, guys, what's the haps?
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Oh, hello, Sean.
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Hi, Dr. Park. We're playing Risk.
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Indeed you are, Sean. Indeed you are.
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Dave, you just rolled with your right hand.
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Yeah, I'm a righty in athletics.
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Ooh, Sean, did you really roll a six?
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Because if you didn't,
that would be dishonest.
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Ken.
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- Dad, what are you doing?
- Oh, don't listen to him.
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Why don't you go into the kitchen
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and get more lemon cookies?
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Oh, I would, but if anyone is dieting,
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then eating those would be
unfaithful to their diet.
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Eh, they're only 40 calories each.
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I know. It seems too good to be true.
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Because if someone was being unfaithful,
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I would hope they would have
the decency to come clean.
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What are you doing?
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Because guilt is a very powerful thing.
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And if you hold onto it for too long,
257
00:11:18,511 --> 00:11:20,809
it'll burn and burn,
258
00:11:20,880 --> 00:11:22,711
hotter and hotter and hotter...
259
00:11:23,883 --> 00:11:25,407
- Dad!
- I'm building to something.
260
00:11:25,484 --> 00:11:26,781
And hotter.
261
00:11:28,921 --> 00:11:30,252
I'm done.
262
00:11:31,524 --> 00:11:34,015
- Is there something wrong here?
- Sean, let's get out of here.
263
00:11:34,126 --> 00:11:35,616
Cheater! You're a cheater! (GASPS)
264
00:11:38,464 --> 00:11:40,125
Wow, went right at it.
265
00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:42,189
I didn't mean to...
266
00:11:42,334 --> 00:11:44,063
Okay, fine. I admit it!
267
00:11:44,136 --> 00:11:45,933
- I cheated on you.
- What?
268
00:11:46,205 --> 00:11:47,797
- What?
- What?
269
00:11:49,842 --> 00:11:51,332
I don't know how my parents knew,
270
00:11:51,410 --> 00:11:52,638
but I cheated on you with Brayden
271
00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:54,737
because I thought you were
still going out with Chloe.
272
00:11:55,614 --> 00:11:58,515
- I'm so sorry, Sean.
- No, I can't believe you would do that!
273
00:12:01,220 --> 00:12:02,209
Sean, wait!
274
00:12:02,388 --> 00:12:04,447
DAVE: Wait, Sean! We can talk about this!
275
00:12:06,692 --> 00:12:07,989
We're in a fight.
276
00:12:10,963 --> 00:12:12,021
Honey, I'm sorry. We thought that...
277
00:12:12,098 --> 00:12:13,759
No, I don't care what you thought!
278
00:12:13,833 --> 00:12:15,528
I don't know how I'm gonna
retaliate for this,
279
00:12:15,601 --> 00:12:17,228
but it's probably gonna be older,
280
00:12:17,303 --> 00:12:19,635
and it's probably gonna drive a motorcycle.
281
00:12:25,311 --> 00:12:26,972
Well, that took a turn.
282
00:12:33,119 --> 00:12:36,748
Okay, it's actually not as bad as we thought.
283
00:12:36,956 --> 00:12:39,857
I talked to Molly. It turns
out she didn't cheat.
284
00:12:40,559 --> 00:12:42,993
It was just a slight overlap.
285
00:12:43,095 --> 00:12:44,221
Overlap?
286
00:12:44,330 --> 00:12:45,627
She was dating Brayden,
287
00:12:45,698 --> 00:12:47,131
then she met Sean.
288
00:12:47,199 --> 00:12:49,258
There was a little overlap
while she made up her mind.
289
00:12:49,568 --> 00:12:50,967
Okay, that's still cheating.
290
00:12:51,036 --> 00:12:52,628
I mean, how does this not bother you?
291
00:12:52,705 --> 00:12:53,797
It's wrong.
292
00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:57,204
I mean, we never would've
done that to each other.
293
00:12:58,043 --> 00:12:59,135
Right.
294
00:13:05,217 --> 00:13:07,947
Allison, did you overlap me?
295
00:13:08,320 --> 00:13:10,220
What? That's crazy.
296
00:13:12,324 --> 00:13:15,384
I mean, when I met you,
I was dating Billy Tanaka,
297
00:13:15,461 --> 00:13:17,895
but I dumped him because you were so great.
298
00:13:21,267 --> 00:13:25,897
Was... there... over... lap?
299
00:13:28,374 --> 00:13:29,841
I don't know. Maybe a week.
300
00:13:29,909 --> 00:13:31,900
It was so long ago. Who remembers?
301
00:13:35,347 --> 00:13:37,577
Thank you for finally admitting that.
302
00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:39,618
Oh, come on. You're not really...
303
00:13:39,952 --> 00:13:41,510
Don't touch me.
304
00:13:44,456 --> 00:13:45,923
Apricot.
305
00:13:56,702 --> 00:13:58,761
- Remember this?
- What?
306
00:13:58,838 --> 00:14:01,739
Our third date at the Santa Monica pier.
307
00:14:01,807 --> 00:14:04,571
I won you a framed poster
of Penny Hardaway
308
00:14:04,643 --> 00:14:05,735
at the pop-a-shot.
309
00:14:07,146 --> 00:14:08,807
I kissed you on the Ferris wheel,
310
00:14:08,881 --> 00:14:10,872
and we heard fireworks.
311
00:14:11,417 --> 00:14:13,612
Well, it turned out
to be gang violence in the parking lot,
312
00:14:13,686 --> 00:14:16,086
but still, what a night.
313
00:14:17,389 --> 00:14:19,084
Yes, Ken. It was a great night.
314
00:14:19,558 --> 00:14:23,221
But little did I know,
I was your side piece, Allison.
315
00:14:26,532 --> 00:14:27,726
I can't believe you're this upset
316
00:14:27,800 --> 00:14:30,860
about something so small
that happened so long ago.
317
00:14:31,770 --> 00:14:32,998
All right, I have to go to work now.
318
00:14:33,739 --> 00:14:35,263
And when I get home,
319
00:14:35,341 --> 00:14:38,242
it'd be really convenient
if you were no longer seven.
320
00:14:39,378 --> 00:14:41,346
Oh, I'm being immature?
321
00:14:41,413 --> 00:14:43,176
You tarnished our origin story.
322
00:14:44,550 --> 00:14:46,609
Look, when I first met you, it was magical.
323
00:14:46,685 --> 00:14:49,051
And I always thought you felt the same way.
324
00:14:49,121 --> 00:14:51,248
But now I know... You didn't.
325
00:14:53,225 --> 00:14:55,125
Did Sean call? Did he text?
326
00:14:55,928 --> 00:14:56,917
No, honey.
327
00:14:56,996 --> 00:14:59,123
Everyone says breakups are hard,
328
00:14:59,198 --> 00:15:01,496
but I had no idea.
329
00:15:06,739 --> 00:15:07,831
I'll be in bed.
330
00:15:08,040 --> 00:15:09,735
- Need a spoon, buddy?
- Nope.
331
00:15:16,382 --> 00:15:18,942
Why is there a little man
making eggs up in here?
332
00:15:19,785 --> 00:15:20,877
They're omelets,
333
00:15:20,953 --> 00:15:23,922
as in "om-letting you know
how much I appreciate you."
334
00:15:25,457 --> 00:15:29,450
Enjoy, because my gratitude
is without limits.
335
00:15:29,662 --> 00:15:31,994
Mr. Pat says only two ingredients per omelet.
336
00:15:32,064 --> 00:15:33,258
And go light on the cheese.
337
00:15:33,632 --> 00:15:34,894
Juan-Julio,
338
00:15:34,967 --> 00:15:37,458
the cheese thing that was between us.
339
00:15:38,237 --> 00:15:39,795
My mistake.
340
00:15:39,872 --> 00:15:41,464
Guys, the cheese thing was between us.
341
00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:45,501
It's weird you're being so generous.
342
00:15:45,978 --> 00:15:48,845
Last week, you stuck a box
of floss in the break room
343
00:15:48,914 --> 00:15:51,542
and said, "Here's your new dental plan."
344
00:15:53,452 --> 00:15:55,579
And when I asked for toilet-seat covers,
345
00:15:55,654 --> 00:15:58,646
you said, "No! Live on the edge."
346
00:15:59,358 --> 00:16:01,258
Yes, well, that was the past.
347
00:16:01,327 --> 00:16:02,453
Oh, but this morning,
348
00:16:02,528 --> 00:16:04,155
when I asked
if you would pay me to make omelets,
349
00:16:04,363 --> 00:16:06,490
you said, "You're a valet.
350
00:16:06,565 --> 00:16:10,126
"Why would I pay you
to make omelets, Juan-Julio?"
351
00:16:13,305 --> 00:16:15,364
I think what we're missing here
352
00:16:16,275 --> 00:16:18,835
is that I have
become a thoughtful and generous boss
353
00:16:18,911 --> 00:16:20,902
who cares deeply about
the welfare of his employees.
354
00:16:21,180 --> 00:16:22,738
I see what's going on here.
355
00:16:22,815 --> 00:16:25,477
You're trying to bribe us
to get better evaluations.
356
00:16:25,617 --> 00:16:27,380
Oh, thank God. Now that
it's all out in the open,
357
00:16:27,453 --> 00:16:28,818
it should go a lot more smoothly.
358
00:16:30,022 --> 00:16:33,014
So what's it gonna take,
people? Money? Time off? Pudding?
359
00:16:33,525 --> 00:16:34,719
But wait.
360
00:16:34,793 --> 00:16:37,057
We all handed those forms in two weeks ago.
361
00:16:37,229 --> 00:16:38,856
Everyone at Welltopia...
362
00:16:39,098 --> 00:16:40,793
Is time off still on the table?
363
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:43,127
Because I would like to get out of here.
364
00:16:44,503 --> 00:16:47,233
So, you mean to say
I've been treating you all kindly
365
00:16:47,306 --> 00:16:48,466
for no good reason?
366
00:16:48,741 --> 00:16:50,766
Oh, no, Pat. Kindness has its own...
367
00:16:50,909 --> 00:16:52,069
Cram it, gorgeous.
368
00:16:53,979 --> 00:16:55,276
Pack it up, Juan-Julio.
369
00:16:59,151 --> 00:17:00,448
(DOORBELL RINGING)
370
00:17:05,557 --> 00:17:06,615
Hi, Dr. Park.
371
00:17:06,892 --> 00:17:09,520
Sean, my overlap brother.
372
00:17:09,595 --> 00:17:11,392
Get inside these comfort sticks.
373
00:17:13,799 --> 00:17:15,596
I feel your pain.
374
00:17:16,168 --> 00:17:18,762
Look, I know you're here
to tell Molly off and that's fair,
375
00:17:18,837 --> 00:17:21,169
but just remember, she can't help it.
376
00:17:21,240 --> 00:17:23,140
Turns out cheating is genetic.
377
00:17:24,443 --> 00:17:27,276
Oh, no, no, no.
I'm here to pick her up. We got back together.
378
00:17:27,679 --> 00:17:30,239
Even though she tarnished
your origin story?
379
00:17:30,983 --> 00:17:32,883
I mean, maybe a few years ago,
I would have felt like that,
380
00:17:32,951 --> 00:17:34,714
but I'm 17 now.
381
00:17:34,787 --> 00:17:36,084
I'm not a child.
382
00:17:38,123 --> 00:17:39,715
Yeah, totally.
383
00:17:40,459 --> 00:17:42,552
Anyways, I had, like, this "a-ha" moment.
384
00:17:42,628 --> 00:17:44,892
I mean, was it a bummer that she was
with someone else when we met?
385
00:17:44,963 --> 00:17:46,123
Absolutely.
386
00:17:46,198 --> 00:17:47,426
But she gave him up,
387
00:17:47,499 --> 00:17:48,761
which proves how much she likes me.
388
00:17:50,702 --> 00:17:51,862
Huh.
389
00:17:52,371 --> 00:17:53,633
Can you, you know?
390
00:17:56,208 --> 00:17:58,540
So anyway, I had, like, this "a-ha" moment.
391
00:17:58,877 --> 00:18:00,242
I mean, was it a bummer
392
00:18:00,312 --> 00:18:01,779
that you were with
someone else when we met?
393
00:18:01,847 --> 00:18:03,178
Absolutely.
394
00:18:03,248 --> 00:18:04,579
But you gave him up,
395
00:18:04,650 --> 00:18:05,844
which proves how much she likes me.
396
00:18:06,251 --> 00:18:07,582
- Who's she?
- You!
397
00:18:09,421 --> 00:18:10,945
Wow. You know what?
398
00:18:11,023 --> 00:18:12,650
That's the sweetest thing you've ever said.
399
00:18:13,192 --> 00:18:15,251
Hey, when it's from the heart, it's easy.
400
00:18:15,761 --> 00:18:16,853
I wonder if it was easy
401
00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:18,794
when Sean said those exact words to Molly.
402
00:18:21,066 --> 00:18:22,090
(SIGHS)
403
00:18:22,167 --> 00:18:23,225
You got me.
404
00:18:23,302 --> 00:18:26,237
The kid's a poet trapped
in a wrestler's body.
405
00:18:26,305 --> 00:18:28,830
Just like Greg "The Hammer" Valentine.
406
00:18:30,209 --> 00:18:31,267
I want to show you something.
407
00:18:36,348 --> 00:18:37,337
(GASPS)
408
00:18:37,549 --> 00:18:40,712
Oh, my God!
Penny Hardaway! You still have this.
409
00:18:40,986 --> 00:18:42,647
Yeah, I saved everything from that night.
410
00:18:42,721 --> 00:18:44,245
The wristband to go on the rides,
411
00:18:44,323 --> 00:18:45,620
the rose you bought me,
412
00:18:45,691 --> 00:18:48,387
the statement
we gave to police about the gang shooting.
413
00:18:48,594 --> 00:18:51,529
Aw. Double homicide.
414
00:18:53,999 --> 00:18:56,593
We have the same origin story, Ken,
415
00:18:56,668 --> 00:18:57,862
and it's a great story.
416
00:18:58,203 --> 00:19:00,000
- Yeah.
- (GIGGLES)
417
00:19:00,873 --> 00:19:03,637
And the only one who didn't
live happily ever after?
418
00:19:03,709 --> 00:19:04,698
Billy Tanaka.
419
00:19:04,877 --> 00:19:06,037
Actually, he just sold his company
420
00:19:06,111 --> 00:19:07,237
for $100 million.
421
00:19:07,312 --> 00:19:08,438
And he's still single,
422
00:19:08,514 --> 00:19:10,004
and he's, like, this crossfit maniac.
423
00:19:10,082 --> 00:19:11,379
Okay. You're off Facebook.
424
00:19:13,051 --> 00:19:14,075
(KNOCK ON DOOR)
425
00:19:15,721 --> 00:19:17,916
Hey. Sean and I
are headed out to the movies.
426
00:19:18,123 --> 00:19:20,353
I don't know if you heard,
but we're back together.
427
00:19:20,559 --> 00:19:22,322
Yes, I did, and I'm really happy for you.
428
00:19:22,394 --> 00:19:23,383
Thanks, Dad.
429
00:19:24,530 --> 00:19:27,522
I'm happy, too, but I've got to be honest.
430
00:19:27,599 --> 00:19:29,590
I think I'm gonna focus on me for a while.
431
00:19:39,411 --> 00:19:42,346
Ken, I got my evaluation,
432
00:19:43,348 --> 00:19:45,612
and I'm a little too
nervous to read it alone. Do you mind?
433
00:19:45,951 --> 00:19:47,782
Nervous? You should be terrified.
434
00:19:47,853 --> 00:19:49,548
(LAUGHS)
435
00:19:49,621 --> 00:19:51,088
This is gonna be a bloodbath.
436
00:19:51,523 --> 00:19:53,423
You're a good friend, Ken.
437
00:19:53,492 --> 00:19:55,357
Well, here goes.
438
00:19:58,864 --> 00:20:02,163
"Employees find him barely tolerable.
439
00:20:03,468 --> 00:20:05,993
"Communication skills
need significant improvement.
440
00:20:07,773 --> 00:20:12,107
"Overall behavior
leaves much to be desired."
441
00:20:14,680 --> 00:20:15,908
Well, maybe next year, you'll try harder...
442
00:20:16,081 --> 00:20:18,242
This is so much better than I expected!
443
00:20:19,117 --> 00:20:21,950
- Really?
- Hell, yeah. Look at this.
444
00:20:22,020 --> 00:20:23,044
"As a leader,
445
00:20:23,121 --> 00:20:26,113
"he is wildly out of touch
with his employees."
446
00:20:26,491 --> 00:20:27,651
They love me!
447
00:20:29,928 --> 00:20:31,395
Pat, that is a terrible eval...
448
00:20:31,630 --> 00:20:32,722
Good-bye.
449
00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:43,902
Dr. Park, we really don't need to do this.
450
00:20:44,176 --> 00:20:45,734
(CLUCKING)
451
00:20:56,955 --> 00:20:58,081
Want some?
452
00:20:59,458 --> 00:21:01,892
This is literally my house!
453
00:21:04,463 --> 00:21:06,192
I got one question for you.
454
00:21:06,565 --> 00:21:08,760
Can you smell what the doc is cooking?
455
00:21:13,872 --> 00:21:14,896
Hyah! (GRUNTS)
456
00:21:23,215 --> 00:21:24,546
(DR. KEN GROANING)
457
00:21:25,183 --> 00:21:26,673
DR. KEN: Ahhh!
458
00:21:26,752 --> 00:21:28,310
Apricot! Apricot!
459
00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:34,000
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