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First of all,
I'd like to say I-I personally
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didn't think any of us
would be standing
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in front of you here today.
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No, no, I mean...
Shit, no.
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I thought we were going
straight to hell. Yeah.
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Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Right, well...
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But that being said-- I mean,
we're good people. Oh, yeah.
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I did what I did.
You don't like it,
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you can kiss my ass.
Oh, oh.
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Easy, easy. Hey, could we
be judged individually?
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'Cause I don't want
to be lumped in with him.
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Look, I know
you're gonna judge us.
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But before that
cruise ship went down,
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we prayed. Yeah. Oh, yeah.
Yes. Yeah.
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I mean, like, sure, we've
done some bad things,
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you know, but-but we've
changed, I promise.
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I'm gonna walk you through how.
Mm-hmm.
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So please just reserve
your judgment, okay?
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Because once we're finished,
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I'm sure you will
judge us accordingly.
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Mm-hmm.
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Sync & corrections by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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Goddamn, this ship is the tits!
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Frank, Frank, watch
your language. You know?
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This is a Christian cruise.
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Yeah, and I got to say, winning
raffles, going on cruises--
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I like this new church
of yours, Mac.
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I think you found the right one.
Yeah.
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Oh, I didn't find them.
They found me. Ah.
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And it's all, of course,
a part of God's plan.
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It's also a part of God's plan
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that we all get closer
to him through fellowship.
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Hey, Mac, is God
gonna be able to protect
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against the ship sinking?
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God protects all things,
Charlie. He is an awesome god.
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The only way this ship is gonna
sink is if the captain's drunk.
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Guys, we don't have to worry
about drunk captains,
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'cause this is the
dry cruise, remember?
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Yeah. Yeah, I do.
And about that, um,
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where exactly does God stand
on that dry thing?
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Is that a hard, fast rule
or is there some wiggle room?
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Look, this cruise is an
opportunity for us to get away
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from the sins of everyday life.
That being said,
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we will each have to have a half
a cap of mouthwash every day.
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You know, just to stave off
the shakes.
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Smart, smart. Don't want to get sick.
Yeah. Oh, thank God.
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Okay, guys, I am gonna head up
to Bible study right now. Oh.
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Oh, right now. Uh, this is our suite.
Yeah, you guys can check in or whatever.
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But the... Do you want
to meet me there?
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Do we?
Yeah, yeah,
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we'll, we'll...
We got to...
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set our bags down
and then, uh...
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Yeah, we... I have to
unpack, I always do.
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All right. Peace
be with you.
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All right. Okay. Yeah, yeah.
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Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh...
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You're supposed to say,
"And also with you."
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Why is that?
Would you say...
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I'm not gonna say that. Uh,
you know what, I'll say it,
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if it's gonna help you
get out of here
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and go to your Bible study.
But I'm not gonna mean it.
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Oh, you don't have to mean it.
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Yeah, you just have to say it.
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Okay. And also with you. Bye.
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Guys, this is gonna be the best
cruise ever. And also with you.
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Yeah.
I'm not saying it.
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Take care.
I'm not saying that.
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Oh, my. Oh, my. Oh.
You don't have to mean it.
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Mmm.
Yeah.
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Oh, shit.
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Yeah.
I needed that.
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Man, and the beer calms
my nerves, too, you know
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what I mean? I feel like I could
drink that whole suitcase. Oh, God,
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me, too. But let's not, okay?
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'Cause this is the only
alcohol on the entire ship.
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Ooh, yeah.
Yeah. All right, okay.
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That'd be bad.
But it's time to suit up now,
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so we can get into some nonsense.
What do you mean, suit up?
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Did you bring costumes?
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Yeah. Yeah.
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I'm gonna be the captain.
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Charlie's gonna be
the first mate.
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No, no, no, I-I'm putting
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a stop to this right now.
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No costumes, no high jinks.
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Okay? Can we just... Guys,
can we take a vacation
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from our usual bullshit?
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You know, I'm not saying
we got to do the God stuff,
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but let's not--
let's not do a bunch
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of anti-God stuff either, okay?
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So don't be gluttonous.
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Okay? You--
no wrath.
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No lust for me. You know,
which is gonna be difficult,
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given the implications
of being on a boat.
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All right, well, I'm taking
a vacation from you guys, okay?
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I'm tired of getting shit on.
All right.
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That's what I'm talking about,
Dee. Nobody's gonna shit on you.
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Nobody's gonna call you a bird.
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I agree. But first, I got to
take the cross off Oh, yeah.
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that Mac gave us. This thing is
burning me to shit. Yeah, yeah.
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- There. Look at that. Oh!
- Oh.
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Oh! Goddamn, Frank.
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Oh, my God.
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You might actually be the devil.
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Jesus, I'm gonna
take mine off, too.
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I could be Satan.
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Screw God!
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Whoa, whoa, what-what was that?
Did-did God do that?
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No, no, no. Don't go crazy
on the God stuff, all right?
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That being said, the timing
of that big boat noise was...
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pretty suspect, so, Frank,
maybe don't push his buttons?
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Yeah. I get that. Yeah.
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All right, I'll leave him alone.
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Hey, Mac.
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We are about ready to get
started. You feeling okay?
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Yeah, David. It's good.
I-I just, uh,
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was waiting on my friends.
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They said they were gonna be
here and they're not here yet.
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I should have taken on
a missionary position with them.
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You know?
They need salvation.
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Especially my one friend, Frank.
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I even started putting
battery acid on the back
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of his cross necklace
to burn through his skin.
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Why?
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Oh, to subtly send the message
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that he might be a demon.
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Oh, well, yikes.
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Uh, listen, when your friends
are ready, they'll come.
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Right, yeah. You know, we
should just get started.
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Scott, you ready to go?
Yup, yup. All right,
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everybody, why don't
we gather around.
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Why don't we, uh...
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Well, let's just...
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We'll sing through it once
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and we'll get it on its feet.
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Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
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guys...
what's that song?
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I-I'm not familiar
with that hymn.
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Uh, the song's "Sit Down,
You're Rockin' the Boat"
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from Guys and Dolls.
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It's for the talent show.
We do it every year
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on this cruise.
It's fun.
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Fun? No, no, the songs
aren't supposed to be fun,
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they're supposed to
be bleak and dreary,
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so we can focus on
how bad we are.
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Yeah. We need to
punish our ears
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to pay for the original
sin of being born.
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Mac, look, uh, I know
it can be difficult
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transitioning into a new church.
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All we ask is that
you try to keep an open mind.
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Okay, I... Maybe
I can do that.
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I... But, guys, I can
almost guarantee you
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that I'm not gonna like this.
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♪ Said to myself sit down ♪
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♪ Sit down,
you're rockin' the boat ♪
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♪ And the devil
will drag you under ♪
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♪ With a soul so heavy
you wouldn't float ♪
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♪ Sit down, sit down, sit down,
sit down, sit down ♪
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♪ You're rockin' the boat! ♪
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Yes!
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Yes!
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Yes! Yes!
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I feel like I've been waiting
for this my entire life.
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Good.
We're glad you had fun.
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Yes, yeah.
I'm ready to go again.
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Well, you've already gone twice.
We're sort of
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taking turns...
We're gonna go
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from the top. Five,
six, seven, eight...
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These winter coats were a good
idea-- it is chilly. Yeah.
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Come in handy.
You don't want...
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They're cranking
the air conditioning.
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Yeah, you don't want
to be sick on a boat.
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Whoa, look at this place.
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I think we died
and went to heaven, Frank.
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Oh. Dude.
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I thought you said they
didn't have alcohol.
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Look, they-they
got screwdrivers.
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Oh, no, Charlie.
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That's just orange juice.
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There's no alcohol. Just
orange juice, like the mixer?
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Yeah.
Yeah, people drink it.
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People drink it. Yeah.
That's crazy to me.
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When was the last time
you drank straight mixer?
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Oh, I had a diet cola mixer
a while ago.
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Oh, did you?
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Was it any good?
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- Yeah, oh, yeah.
- Whoa.
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What?
Dude.
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You drinking a beer right now?
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What? Get out of town.
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You can lie, but that burp
told me the whole story.
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You holding?
What you got?
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You smell the beer?
You holding beer?
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Come on, man.
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Bingo!
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Excuse me.
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You can't have alcohol
on the ship.
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Oh, this, uh, this is an empty.
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That-that was
an empty can.
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A pelican dropped it and we...
Yeah, we picked it up.
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Yeah, it was, like...
Do you have
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any more on you, sir?
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No, not a bit.
Yeah.
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What's going on here?
Uh, uh, Captain.
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Do you have any more
alcohol on you?
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Uh, not a bit.
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If you'll excuse me. Yup.
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Whoa!
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What the hell is that, Frank?
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Well, I don't want
to run back and forth
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to the cabin all the time,
it's so far away.
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Son of a bitch!
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And you--
you have any beer on you?
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Aah!
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Charlie, you lied to me.
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Uh, well, you lied first, man!
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Is that the rest of it?
Yeah, that's all of it.
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We have to confiscate all
these beers from you. Okay.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, got it.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
No, no, no, no.
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That's my seat, bitch.
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Excuse me.
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Sorry. Got a little worked up.
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Uh, not quite
in vacation mode yet.
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Let me try again.
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Um, please get your shit
off my seat.
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I don't see your magazine
or towel on it,
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and I got here first,
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so I don't feel like
it's really your seat.
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I'm sitting with you. Thought you
were taking a vacation from us.
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Yeah, I was trying,
but this is the only seat open,
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so can you try not to shit on me
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for, like, the next hour
or so, please?
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I'm trying to relax.
Dee, relax.
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I'm not gonna shit on you.
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Okay? Nobody's
shitting on you.
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How's it going
with the wrath thing?
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You, uh, staying away from that?
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Well, yeah, you know,
I was trying,
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but there are certain
"see you next Tuesdays"
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on this ship that are making it
very difficult.
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Well, yeah, I
feel you. I'm...
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00:07:58,211 --> 00:07:59,727
I'm already struggling
with the lust thing.
244
00:07:59,796 --> 00:08:02,446
See this, uh,
flaxen-haired seductress
245
00:08:02,532 --> 00:08:03,998
across the pool over here?
246
00:08:04,083 --> 00:08:06,000
Dennis, she looks like
she's 12 years old.
247
00:08:06,069 --> 00:08:08,035
No, she's of age.
I checked.
248
00:08:08,071 --> 00:08:10,838
Well, she's gallivanting
around, you know,
249
00:08:10,873 --> 00:08:12,373
flaunting it for me,
and she knows how easy
250
00:08:12,458 --> 00:08:14,058
it would be for me
to have her, too,
251
00:08:14,143 --> 00:08:15,493
because of the implication.
252
00:08:15,578 --> 00:08:16,877
Not that you would understand.
253
00:08:16,946 --> 00:08:18,546
It's not what you think it is.
254
00:08:18,631 --> 00:08:20,348
No, I think I get it. We're out
in the middle of the ocean.
255
00:08:20,400 --> 00:08:22,116
She's stuck on a boat.
She couldn't possibly say no,
256
00:08:22,151 --> 00:08:25,086
'cause something might go wrong
for her if she did.
257
00:08:25,138 --> 00:08:26,637
That's... that's
exactly what it is.
258
00:08:26,723 --> 00:08:28,322
How did you get that so fast?
259
00:08:28,358 --> 00:08:31,626
It's like
when I'm alone with a guy,
260
00:08:31,678 --> 00:08:34,528
and we're messing around, and he
gets all skittish about banging.
261
00:08:34,564 --> 00:08:37,965
So then I insinuate
that it would be a shame
262
00:08:38,034 --> 00:08:40,768
if my account of what happened
was different from his
263
00:08:40,837 --> 00:08:42,570
and then he ended up getting
a call from the sheriff.
264
00:08:42,622 --> 00:08:44,171
You know what I mean?
265
00:08:44,207 --> 00:08:46,724
And then, boom. We plow.
266
00:08:46,809 --> 00:08:50,077
Okay. Yeah. No,
I-I think I get it.
267
00:08:50,129 --> 00:08:51,796
Yeah, right? Right, yeah.
Yeah. Yeah.
268
00:08:51,881 --> 00:08:53,247
Oh, my God!
269
00:08:53,316 --> 00:08:55,182
Oh, a bird shit on me!
Oh.
270
00:08:55,268 --> 00:08:56,317
A bird shit in my mouth!
271
00:08:56,386 --> 00:08:57,702
A bird shit inside of my mouth!
272
00:08:59,122 --> 00:09:00,554
I'm literally getting shit on.
273
00:09:00,590 --> 00:09:02,273
I'm literally getting shit on!
274
00:09:02,358 --> 00:09:04,759
Hit it! Hit it! Hit it! Whoa!
275
00:09:04,827 --> 00:09:07,428
Oh, yeah!
Hey.
276
00:09:07,513 --> 00:09:09,280
Hey, fellowship was fun.
Yeah, see?
277
00:09:09,365 --> 00:09:11,499
It doesn't have to be all dour
and penitent to praise God.
278
00:09:11,584 --> 00:09:12,967
Is it my turn? Absolutely.
Step up.
279
00:09:13,052 --> 00:09:14,468
Okay.
280
00:09:14,554 --> 00:09:17,121
Aah! No!
281
00:09:17,206 --> 00:09:19,173
I failed!
It's okay.
282
00:09:19,208 --> 00:09:20,508
I failed. I failed you. Nah.
283
00:09:20,543 --> 00:09:21,976
No.
I failed God.
284
00:09:22,061 --> 00:09:25,079
All right, get me good.
Whoa.
285
00:09:25,131 --> 00:09:26,547
Hello.
What is...?
286
00:09:26,582 --> 00:09:28,082
I brought my cat-o'-nine-tails.
Yeah.
287
00:09:28,134 --> 00:09:29,567
You know, so, flagellate me.
Three-three lashes for missing.
288
00:09:29,652 --> 00:09:32,236
Why would you want me
to do that?
289
00:09:32,322 --> 00:09:34,255
So I could be a better boy.
290
00:09:34,340 --> 00:09:36,090
Mac, it isn't a sin to miss,
okay? That's...
291
00:09:36,175 --> 00:09:37,535
We don't punish ourselves
for that.
292
00:09:37,577 --> 00:09:39,276
You don't punish yourselves?
293
00:09:39,362 --> 00:09:41,345
Then how do you become
closer to God?
294
00:09:41,431 --> 00:09:45,116
By just appreciating the game
and the wonderful day.
295
00:09:45,201 --> 00:09:46,817
Well, sure, yeah,
it's a wonderful day now,
296
00:09:46,903 --> 00:09:48,636
but look at that storm coming.
297
00:09:48,671 --> 00:09:50,137
That's
impending doom right there.
298
00:09:50,189 --> 00:09:52,907
He-he probably sent that storm
because I keep failing him.
299
00:09:52,992 --> 00:09:55,409
Look, just relax, try it again,
300
00:09:55,461 --> 00:09:58,012
and this time, hey, no guilt.
301
00:09:58,064 --> 00:09:59,947
No guilt?
302
00:09:59,982 --> 00:10:01,666
Okay.
303
00:10:02,919 --> 00:10:04,218
Oh, my.
Yes!
304
00:10:04,303 --> 00:10:06,103
I did it! I did it!
All right.
305
00:10:06,189 --> 00:10:07,722
In your face!
I beat your asses.
306
00:10:07,807 --> 00:10:09,990
Whoa. Gay. Gay.
307
00:10:10,043 --> 00:10:11,409
Gay, gay, gay, gay.
308
00:10:11,494 --> 00:10:13,144
What are you doing?
Why are you two kissing?
309
00:10:13,229 --> 00:10:15,963
Uh, because he's my husband,
and we love each other.
310
00:10:16,032 --> 00:10:17,665
What's going on?
311
00:10:17,700 --> 00:10:19,083
What-what about God?
You-you heard him.
312
00:10:19,168 --> 00:10:22,803
He clapped and said, "No! Boom!"
313
00:10:22,889 --> 00:10:25,573
You think thunder
is God clapping?
314
00:10:25,658 --> 00:10:27,258
Oh, no.
315
00:10:27,343 --> 00:10:30,238
Oh, no.
316
00:10:33,573 --> 00:10:35,723
You think there's gonna
be anybody here with talent?
317
00:10:35,809 --> 00:10:37,008
I mean,
this is a Christian cruise.
318
00:10:37,093 --> 00:10:38,643
This is gonna be boring as shit.
319
00:10:38,695 --> 00:10:40,745
I'm anticipating a boring show.
320
00:10:40,830 --> 00:10:42,080
Yeah, yeah.
321
00:10:42,165 --> 00:10:43,581
Oh, there she is.
Hmm.
322
00:10:43,633 --> 00:10:45,266
Sitting by me again, huh?
Shut up.
323
00:10:45,352 --> 00:10:47,235
I need something to wash the
bird shit taste out of my mouth.
324
00:10:47,320 --> 00:10:48,753
Oh, yeah. I saw you guys.
Where are the beers?
325
00:10:48,788 --> 00:10:50,421
In the captain's stomach.
326
00:10:50,507 --> 00:10:51,606
- Yeah.
- Yeah, it's, uh...
327
00:10:51,691 --> 00:10:52,807
We kind of got, like,
328
00:10:52,892 --> 00:10:54,025
you know, caught with them.
329
00:10:54,110 --> 00:10:55,243
All of them?
330
00:10:55,328 --> 00:10:56,627
Yup.
Pretty much, yeah.
331
00:10:56,713 --> 00:10:58,730
I knew you couldn't stop
from being gluttonous.
332
00:10:58,765 --> 00:11:00,114
Oh, you guys. Uh, all right, fine...
It was a mistake, man.
333
00:11:00,200 --> 00:11:02,500
Give me the mouthwash.
I need the mouthwash then.
334
00:11:02,585 --> 00:11:04,252
That's gone, too. I kind of drank...
all of it.
335
00:11:04,337 --> 00:11:06,020
Charlie drank it. He needed to calm down.
You serious?
336
00:11:06,106 --> 00:11:08,156
Goddamn it!
337
00:11:08,241 --> 00:11:09,540
It doesn't do... Oh.
338
00:11:09,626 --> 00:11:11,008
Whoa. Whoa. See. Oh!
339
00:11:11,044 --> 00:11:12,610
See, I don't like
the storm, man.
340
00:11:12,679 --> 00:11:14,362
The storm's starting to freak
me out. You know what I mean?
341
00:11:14,447 --> 00:11:16,364
Yeah, WTF? Yes, yes, the
storm is intensifying.
342
00:11:16,449 --> 00:11:18,766
And yet I remain calm
in spite of the fact that this
343
00:11:18,852 --> 00:11:20,385
one here is dressed like this.
344
00:11:20,470 --> 00:11:21,903
Uh... That's just crazy.
Yeah, it is weird.
345
00:11:21,988 --> 00:11:23,955
This girl in the sweater?
He's been doing it all day.
346
00:11:24,007 --> 00:11:25,540
You think that's...? Can you just...
can you just drop it?
347
00:11:25,625 --> 00:11:26,858
Well, I would if she wouldn't
always be sitting in my eyeline.
348
00:11:26,893 --> 00:11:29,277
Then again, that
is what she does.
349
00:11:29,362 --> 00:11:30,862
She wants me
looking at her at all times.
350
00:11:30,914 --> 00:11:33,014
She's driving me nuts,
I'll tell you.
351
00:11:33,099 --> 00:11:34,932
Maybe I'll send her
a drink or something.
352
00:11:34,984 --> 00:11:37,424
- A virgin daiquiri for the virgin?
- Guys, guys, guys, guys,
353
00:11:37,504 --> 00:11:40,021
guys, guys, guys, guys, I've got
news, I've got terrible news.
354
00:11:40,106 --> 00:11:42,490
- Oh, see this is exactly what I wanted a
vacation from. - Of course you do.
355
00:11:42,575 --> 00:11:44,242
- There are two guys in this church...
- Yeah.
356
00:11:44,310 --> 00:11:45,593
...that are gay.
357
00:11:45,678 --> 00:11:46,844
Who's the other guy?
358
00:11:50,166 --> 00:11:53,134
I don't get the joke.
359
00:11:53,219 --> 00:11:56,587
What's wrong with that? So what? Well,
guys, being gay is not Christian.
360
00:11:56,623 --> 00:11:58,306
Oh!
361
00:11:58,391 --> 00:12:00,558
Oh, see? That's...
that's freaking me out.
362
00:12:00,643 --> 00:12:02,243
That's the big man! That's the big man.
I don't know what it is,
363
00:12:02,328 --> 00:12:04,846
but I don't like it.
Let's go find our beer, man.
364
00:12:04,931 --> 00:12:07,298
We're gonna go snoop around, see if we can
find our beer. Let's look for some alcohol.
365
00:12:07,383 --> 00:12:08,933
Recover that beer
and bring some back.
366
00:12:09,018 --> 00:12:10,868
Yeah. Don't take 'em all.
And why is...?
367
00:12:10,954 --> 00:12:12,503
Ladies and gents,
368
00:12:12,539 --> 00:12:14,388
it's talent show time.
Please welcome
369
00:12:14,474 --> 00:12:16,858
Marlene, the magician.
370
00:12:16,943 --> 00:12:19,510
That's the bitch
who stole my chair!
371
00:12:19,546 --> 00:12:22,513
Magic? The dark arts?
Are you guys serious?
372
00:12:22,565 --> 00:12:25,149
First the queers.
Then sorcery?
373
00:12:25,235 --> 00:12:27,251
This cruise is going
straight to hell. Okay.
374
00:12:27,337 --> 00:12:29,687
I'm out of here!
All right. See ya.
375
00:12:29,773 --> 00:12:30,855
Peace be with you.
376
00:12:30,940 --> 00:12:32,190
We're not saying that other bit.
No.
377
00:12:32,275 --> 00:12:33,708
Aah!
378
00:12:33,793 --> 00:12:35,092
For my first trick tonight,
379
00:12:35,128 --> 00:12:36,427
I'm going to need a volunteer.
380
00:12:36,513 --> 00:12:41,466
Hmm. Hey, you, bird girl.
381
00:12:41,551 --> 00:12:44,118
Come on up. Can you
believe this bitch?
382
00:12:44,204 --> 00:12:45,453
Go. Go up.
383
00:12:45,538 --> 00:12:47,121
I don't...
Bird girl.
384
00:12:47,207 --> 00:12:49,841
Yes, we call her bird.
We also call her a bird.
385
00:12:51,945 --> 00:12:55,196
Oh, baby. See? These costumes
are a great idea, Frank.
386
00:12:55,281 --> 00:12:56,714
So we can go anywhere
we want on the ship now.
387
00:12:56,749 --> 00:12:58,633
Anywhere we want.
And nobody's gonna know.
388
00:12:58,718 --> 00:13:00,768
That's not exactly the first
mate's costume I had in mind.
389
00:13:00,854 --> 00:13:02,386
Hey, man, you said "first
mate." That's gonna do.
390
00:13:02,438 --> 00:13:04,322
I was, like, Gilligan.
That's the only guy I know.
391
00:13:04,390 --> 00:13:05,656
Yeah, no.
It's good. It's good.
392
00:13:05,692 --> 00:13:07,158
All right, so what do you think?
393
00:13:07,193 --> 00:13:08,693
We find the captain's quarters,
394
00:13:08,778 --> 00:13:10,161
kick down the door, find our beer.
Oh, no.
395
00:13:10,213 --> 00:13:11,496
Strangle the guy or something.
Oh, no, no.
396
00:13:11,581 --> 00:13:13,247
That beer? That beer
is long gone.
397
00:13:13,333 --> 00:13:14,632
No, we don't want to do that.
Drank it, huh?
398
00:13:14,717 --> 00:13:16,217
Oh, the party is
right down here.
399
00:13:16,302 --> 00:13:17,635
And right down here below deck.
This is the party?
400
00:13:17,687 --> 00:13:18,853
That's right. This is it.
I don't hear anything.
401
00:13:18,938 --> 00:13:20,354
All I see is a bunch of pipes.
402
00:13:20,440 --> 00:13:21,572
How is this a party?
The pipes are the party.
403
00:13:21,624 --> 00:13:23,808
The pipes are the party?
Yeah.
404
00:13:23,843 --> 00:13:24,892
What are you talking about? Well, all
the booze we're ever gonna need is
405
00:13:24,978 --> 00:13:26,661
running through these pipes.
406
00:13:26,746 --> 00:13:29,080
So, what? Wait, wait. We're just
gonna drink straight boat fuel?
407
00:13:29,132 --> 00:13:31,566
No. We're gonna cut it.
408
00:13:31,651 --> 00:13:32,651
With what?
409
00:13:32,685 --> 00:13:34,185
Mixers.
410
00:13:34,254 --> 00:13:36,287
Hmm?
Mmm.
411
00:13:36,372 --> 00:13:40,074
Oh, good. Yeah,
you got one of those.
412
00:13:40,159 --> 00:13:43,794
Lord, hear my prayer!
413
00:13:43,847 --> 00:13:46,180
The only reason I went to
this church in the first place
414
00:13:46,266 --> 00:13:49,033
was to become closer to you!
415
00:13:49,102 --> 00:13:53,304
Well, that and the other church
was getting super Vietnamese.
416
00:13:53,356 --> 00:13:56,240
I just need to know my purpose!
417
00:13:56,309 --> 00:13:59,293
I-I used to think it was worship
418
00:13:59,379 --> 00:14:01,479
and then song and dance!
419
00:14:01,514 --> 00:14:03,814
I got to be honest,
I've really taken to it,
420
00:14:03,900 --> 00:14:05,416
and I think musicals
are gonna become
421
00:14:05,485 --> 00:14:08,135
a huge part of my life
moving forward!
422
00:14:08,221 --> 00:14:09,887
But now
with these gay Christians,
423
00:14:09,973 --> 00:14:12,240
I don't know!
424
00:14:12,325 --> 00:14:14,375
I need you to show me a sign
425
00:14:14,460 --> 00:14:16,344
to tell me my purpose here!
426
00:14:16,429 --> 00:14:17,762
Maybe some lightning!
427
00:14:17,830 --> 00:14:20,531
Maybe some thunder?
428
00:14:20,583 --> 00:14:23,100
No?
429
00:14:23,136 --> 00:14:25,670
Should I have stuck
with the Vietnamese?
430
00:14:25,738 --> 00:14:27,705
Is this your card?
431
00:14:30,727 --> 00:14:32,367
Can I... can I
have the deck, please?
432
00:14:32,412 --> 00:14:34,712
I-I got a trick that'll blow
you guys out of the water.
433
00:14:34,764 --> 00:14:37,181
Wait, I'm confused. Is that a
challenge or a terrorist threat
434
00:14:37,233 --> 00:14:38,649
to the ship?
435
00:14:39,619 --> 00:14:41,252
Give me the goddamn deck.
436
00:14:41,337 --> 00:14:42,770
By all means.
437
00:14:42,855 --> 00:14:45,156
Pick a card, any card.
438
00:14:45,224 --> 00:14:47,124
Hmm...
439
00:14:47,176 --> 00:14:50,061
Now take a good look
at that card, please.
440
00:14:50,113 --> 00:14:52,029
You might want to bring
it a little bit closer,
441
00:14:52,065 --> 00:14:54,365
just so you can see it well.
A little bit closer. Great.
442
00:14:54,450 --> 00:14:57,568
Now, tell me, what
suit is your card?
443
00:14:57,604 --> 00:15:00,705
Spades.
Spades. Ooh. All right.
444
00:15:00,790 --> 00:15:03,474
Now watch while I turn
445
00:15:03,509 --> 00:15:06,494
these spades into stars.
Oh!
446
00:15:06,579 --> 00:15:07,878
Oh, shit!
447
00:15:07,914 --> 00:15:09,630
Who's getting shit on now,
bitch?
448
00:15:09,716 --> 00:15:10,731
What is wrong with you?
449
00:15:10,817 --> 00:15:13,234
You knocked out my tooth!
450
00:15:13,319 --> 00:15:16,304
Did I? That wasn't the plan.
I didn't mean to-- I-I'm sorry.
451
00:15:16,389 --> 00:15:17,688
I didn't mean to do that.
452
00:15:17,724 --> 00:15:19,457
Get off the stage, bird girl!
453
00:15:19,492 --> 00:15:21,876
She stole my chair at the pool,
and I got so hot about it.
454
00:15:21,961 --> 00:15:23,928
Hey, hey. What?
No, no, no, no, no!
455
00:15:24,013 --> 00:15:26,530
Yeah!
456
00:15:26,566 --> 00:15:29,166
What? No. Aw, no, come on!
457
00:15:29,202 --> 00:15:32,136
Well, what is this, boat jail?
458
00:15:32,221 --> 00:15:35,206
I'm not
a goddamn Somali pirate, okay?
459
00:15:35,291 --> 00:15:36,924
No, wait, wait! Ah...
460
00:15:37,010 --> 00:15:39,438
Goddamn it.
461
00:15:42,529 --> 00:15:45,489
...thunderstorms,
capable of producing gale-force winds...
462
00:15:45,516 --> 00:15:47,617
The storm's worsening,
Captain. What should we do?
463
00:15:47,737 --> 00:15:49,036
Fire the torpedoes!
464
00:15:49,122 --> 00:15:51,883
What?
Full steam ahead!
465
00:15:52,003 --> 00:15:54,992
- Christ, not you again!
- Frank, I think I found
466
00:15:55,028 --> 00:15:56,827
where he's hiding the beer!
What do you got, Charlie?
467
00:15:56,913 --> 00:16:00,064
No, no, it's just, like, wires and stuff. Yeah.
Oh, yeah?
468
00:16:00,099 --> 00:16:01,732
Put these men in the brig.
469
00:16:01,818 --> 00:16:04,919
Charlie. Wait, wait.
Ah, get your hands off...
470
00:16:05,004 --> 00:16:07,221
I'll dispose of those.
471
00:16:07,306 --> 00:16:09,407
Oh, yeah, yeah, I know where...
No, no, don't let him drink that!
472
00:16:09,492 --> 00:16:11,592
Don't let him drink
our torpedo juice!
473
00:16:14,647 --> 00:16:17,031
Dee?
474
00:16:17,116 --> 00:16:18,999
What'd you get thrown in for?
475
00:16:19,085 --> 00:16:22,069
I couldn't control my wrath.
You? Yeah.
476
00:16:22,155 --> 00:16:24,155
Gluttony.
Yeah.
477
00:16:24,190 --> 00:16:26,791
Been drinking boat fuel and shit.
Oh, sure.
478
00:16:26,843 --> 00:16:28,642
Sure.
Yeah.
479
00:16:28,728 --> 00:16:30,811
Oh... hello.
480
00:16:32,715 --> 00:16:36,067
Wow. I'm sorry.
Didn't mean to scare you there.
481
00:16:38,071 --> 00:16:41,972
Anyway, I, um... I should have
introduced myself earlier.
482
00:16:42,008 --> 00:16:43,974
I'm the daiquiri man,
483
00:16:44,026 --> 00:16:46,277
but I suspect you already knew
that, didn't you?
484
00:16:47,630 --> 00:16:50,014
Was it good? Was it sweet?
485
00:16:50,049 --> 00:16:51,682
I guess.
486
00:16:51,734 --> 00:16:54,285
Well, it either was
or it wasn't.
487
00:16:54,370 --> 00:16:56,287
Yeah.
Yeah. Of course.
488
00:16:56,339 --> 00:16:58,522
Yeah. No, I had one, too.
It was... it was sweet.
489
00:16:58,558 --> 00:17:00,191
You seem sweet.
490
00:17:01,411 --> 00:17:03,077
I've been watching you
491
00:17:03,162 --> 00:17:05,146
and following you, of sorts.
492
00:17:05,231 --> 00:17:07,231
You know, in a good way.
493
00:17:07,316 --> 00:17:10,301
So how'd you like
that magic show?
494
00:17:10,336 --> 00:17:11,836
Do you enjoy magic?
495
00:17:11,888 --> 00:17:15,239
You know, I-I can
do magic. Whoop.
496
00:17:15,274 --> 00:17:17,291
Uh, how did you get that?
Get your license?
497
00:17:17,376 --> 00:17:18,909
Don't worry about it.
498
00:17:18,995 --> 00:17:22,029
1996, though. That's good.
That makes the cutoff.
499
00:17:22,115 --> 00:17:24,782
There you go. I wasn't
gonna steal it.
500
00:17:24,867 --> 00:17:26,667
Um...
501
00:17:26,752 --> 00:17:29,720
So, how about this storm, huh?
502
00:17:29,806 --> 00:17:31,605
I think it's kind
of cool, you know?
503
00:17:31,691 --> 00:17:33,891
Here we are on a boat, you know,
out in the middle of...
504
00:17:33,960 --> 00:17:36,510
out in the middle of nowhere,
and nobody would ever hear
505
00:17:36,596 --> 00:17:38,696
our screams in this wind,
you know.
506
00:17:38,764 --> 00:17:40,865
Oh.
507
00:17:40,950 --> 00:17:43,701
The thunder's really... It's
throwing this whole thing off.
508
00:17:43,769 --> 00:17:45,669
It's making everything
I say seem sinister,
509
00:17:45,721 --> 00:17:47,938
which it's not intended to
be, you know what I mean?
510
00:17:48,024 --> 00:17:49,990
What's up?
I-I'm sorry. I have to go.
511
00:17:50,076 --> 00:17:52,476
No, no, no, no,
no. No. Sorry, no.
512
00:17:52,512 --> 00:17:54,728
It's... There's nowhere to go.
513
00:17:56,415 --> 00:17:57,575
There's really nowhere to go.
514
00:17:57,617 --> 00:17:59,083
You know? So...
515
00:17:59,135 --> 00:18:02,019
why don't I, uh,
come in your room?
516
00:18:02,071 --> 00:18:05,339
"Come in your room."
That's not what I meant.
517
00:18:05,424 --> 00:18:08,259
I would like to go in your room.
518
00:18:08,344 --> 00:18:11,095
Um, and I suspect that maybe...
519
00:18:11,164 --> 00:18:12,780
you might say no, and yet...
520
00:18:12,865 --> 00:18:15,332
I also feel like maybe...
521
00:18:15,401 --> 00:18:18,018
you wouldn't dare.
522
00:18:20,189 --> 00:18:24,458
Well, that's not supposed
to happen.
523
00:18:24,544 --> 00:18:26,504
Guys, come on, come on!
It was a misunderstanding!
524
00:18:26,546 --> 00:18:29,113
The storm made it seem
way worse than it is.
525
00:18:29,148 --> 00:18:32,783
She was never in any danger.
526
00:18:32,835 --> 00:18:33,751
Lust?
527
00:18:33,803 --> 00:18:36,687
Yeah.
528
00:18:41,961 --> 00:18:43,294
Oh, my God, Mac.
529
00:18:43,379 --> 00:18:44,812
You're soaking wet.
Are you okay?
530
00:18:44,897 --> 00:18:46,313
Yeah.
I was out in the rain
531
00:18:46,399 --> 00:18:47,765
looking for a sign from God.
532
00:18:47,817 --> 00:18:49,083
I never got the timing right,
533
00:18:49,168 --> 00:18:50,501
but doesn't matter.
534
00:18:50,536 --> 00:18:51,869
The point is,
I thought I was here
535
00:18:51,954 --> 00:18:53,837
for you guys to open my mind.
536
00:18:53,923 --> 00:18:57,191
But now I realized
I'm here to close yours!
537
00:18:57,276 --> 00:18:58,626
I'm sorry, what?
538
00:18:58,711 --> 00:19:01,328
Guys, I'm here to convert you.
539
00:19:01,414 --> 00:19:03,898
From being gay.
540
00:19:03,983 --> 00:19:06,317
You want to convert us?
Yeah!
541
00:19:06,402 --> 00:19:08,702
You realize
how insulting that is?
542
00:19:08,788 --> 00:19:11,171
How would you like it
if I tried to convert you?
543
00:19:11,257 --> 00:19:12,389
Uh... I wouldn't care.
544
00:19:12,425 --> 00:19:14,475
'Cause that's, like, impossible.
545
00:19:14,560 --> 00:19:16,560
There's no way you guys could
convert me to your lifestyle.
546
00:19:16,646 --> 00:19:18,796
Let's give it a shot.
547
00:19:21,534 --> 00:19:23,500
Well...
548
00:19:23,536 --> 00:19:25,669
I'm gay.
549
00:19:25,755 --> 00:19:27,254
Yeah.
No shit.
550
00:19:27,340 --> 00:19:29,423
Oh, you guys knew this already?
551
00:19:29,508 --> 00:19:30,891
That you were gay?
From the day we met.
552
00:19:30,977 --> 00:19:32,176
Oh, my God, I've been trying...
Yeah, always.
553
00:19:32,261 --> 00:19:33,310
Whoa, really?
But what's going on?
554
00:19:33,346 --> 00:19:35,312
Did you just get tossed in here?
555
00:19:35,348 --> 00:19:37,648
Or, like, why are you in here? Oh,
no, I just walked in on my own.
556
00:19:37,683 --> 00:19:39,683
What?! You let the door
close behind you?!
557
00:19:39,769 --> 00:19:41,018
I couldn't find you guys.
I wanted to hang out.
558
00:19:41,103 --> 00:19:42,519
I had something
important to tell you.
559
00:19:42,605 --> 00:19:45,022
What is it?
There is no God.
560
00:19:45,074 --> 00:19:46,774
Well, what?! What is
happening right now?
561
00:19:46,859 --> 00:19:47,858
Why, where are you getting this from?
Yeah, why...
562
00:19:47,944 --> 00:19:49,360
I was like...
Okay.
563
00:19:49,412 --> 00:19:50,744
If there was a God,
there's no way
564
00:19:50,830 --> 00:19:52,196
that he would make me queer,
right?
565
00:19:52,248 --> 00:19:54,081
I can't, I can't
listen to this anymore.
566
00:19:54,166 --> 00:19:55,366
I got to get out of here.
I can't be around you.
567
00:19:55,418 --> 00:19:57,167
I've got to get out of here!
568
00:19:57,203 --> 00:19:58,452
Got to get out of here!
569
00:19:58,537 --> 00:19:59,453
What are you squawking about?
570
00:19:59,538 --> 00:20:01,455
Let me out of here!
571
00:20:01,540 --> 00:20:02,423
Honestly,
what's the point anyway?
572
00:20:02,508 --> 00:20:03,874
There's no meaning to any of it.
573
00:20:03,960 --> 00:20:05,292
There's no God,
there's no heaven,
574
00:20:05,378 --> 00:20:06,627
there's no hell.
Wrong!
575
00:20:06,712 --> 00:20:08,212
Oh, I just wanted
a couple of days.
576
00:20:08,264 --> 00:20:09,430
Just a couple of days
away from you guys.
577
00:20:09,515 --> 00:20:10,798
But I can't escape you!
578
00:20:10,883 --> 00:20:12,349
You know where hell is, Mac?
579
00:20:12,385 --> 00:20:13,267
You know where hell is?
It's right here.
580
00:20:13,352 --> 00:20:14,885
It's right now.
581
00:20:14,971 --> 00:20:17,688
We are in hell!
582
00:20:17,723 --> 00:20:20,107
Oh, Jesus.
583
00:20:21,644 --> 00:20:23,777
What the shit was that?
584
00:20:23,863 --> 00:20:29,511
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