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Hey.

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Dave got invited to a birthday party.

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Legit or entire class?

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Does it matter?

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No, it does not. Hmm.

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Let's savor the victory.

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Okay, I need to be picked
up at 3:00 sharp today.

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And bring a snack,

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'cause you'll be driving me
to yoga and waiting in the car,

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and I know you get
grumpy when you don't eat,

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and that'll harsh my zen.

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- Thanks, Mom. Bye.
- Yoga, huh?

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Maybe I should try that.
I've been so stressed out.

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Okay, Molly! Have a great day!

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What's that, sweet pea?

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Okay! I'll have a great day, too.

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Oh, a hug? You got it! Get over here!

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Man, it's like she doesn't
even acknowledge that I exist.

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She used to be all about me.

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Remember when she was a baby?

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We used to hear her on the
monitor saying, "Dada. Dada."

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Yeah.

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And then you would wake
me up and make me go in?

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Oh, I'm sorry, Al.

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I guess I should have breastfed her.

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I just miss how close we used to be.

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It's just a phase. She's a teenager.

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Her brain's telling her to
only think about herself.

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So, she gets to pretend I don't exist,

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and I just have to deal with it?

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That doesn't sound very me.

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Well, why don't you try
and do more things with her?

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It's hard.

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When she was, like, 13,

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I used to take her
shopping at Forever 21,

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but now she never wants to go with me.

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I don't blame her.

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Nobody wants to spend four hours
watching you try on overalls.

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Look, if it really bugs you,

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you could make more of an effort.

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Or I could just double down on Dave.

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Can boys wear wedges?

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I thought it'd be cool

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if I showed up to the party taller.

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Yeah, I'll figure
something out with Molly.

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Yo!

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- 'Sup?
- Holla.

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What it do.

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So, my friend Joanne is trying to unload

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some tickets to a
boy-band concert tomorrow

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'cause her daughter called her a bitch.

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So, you guys heard of
a group called Emblem3?

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E3?!

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Molly loves them!

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I remember when they were
first on "The X Factor."

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It was like, "Oh, my God!

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You got to get in
here and see this now!"

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And Molly was like, "What is it, Dad?"

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E3 is the best.

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Wesley and Keaton and Drew are amazing.

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And, fun fan fact,

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Drew's favorite color is glitter.

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What?

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I'm lonely. You know this.

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Who wants the tickets?

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Ooh! Ooh! Me!

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Ha! Seniority! In your face!

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I'm gonna take Molly and her friends.

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I've been looking to
do more stuff with her,

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and this is stuff!

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- So, how much?
- $50 each.

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Damn, Gina!

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Kidding. It's fine. I'm a doctor.

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Damona. I got you a chai latte.

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Ah. This says, "Carlos."

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Don't worry about it.

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So, I know it's not
going great for Carlos,

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but how are things with you and Pat?

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I don't know.

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At first, it was exciting,

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but now it feels like
the wind has kind of died

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and the anchor is dragging

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and I think I've been spending
too much time on his damn boat.

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I got to end this.

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Okay. Here's what you do.

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Give him a reason to break up with you.

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Like fake your grandmother's death

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and then subtly hint

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that you are the police's
number-one suspect.

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Or... you could just
rip the band-aid off

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and end it for good.

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That's what Topher and I
do every time we break up.

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- Yeah, I think you're right.
- Okay.

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Three reasons why my is better...

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Joe, Nando, and Nando T.

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They all believe I
killed my grandmother,

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and they all dumped me because of it.

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So... who is the
relationship expert now?

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Girls, boom.

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Well, the race for Father of the Year

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is heating up,

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and I'm the early favorite
to bring home a daddy.

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You know, that's what they would call it

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if they had an award show.

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Anyone mind if I take
another run at this?

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Thank you. Okay. Great.

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Hey, Mol. Guess what?

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Tomorrow afternoon,
you're gonna see Emblem3!

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What?!

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Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

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Oh!

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That's right.

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I'm taking you and your besties

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to see what Tiger Beat and I call

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"California's most kissable band."

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Wait. You're taking me?

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Yeah, totally.

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It's gonna be stupid.

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Me, you, and our entire squad.

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Our squad?

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Mom, can't you take us?

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I'm taking Dave to a birthday party.

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Legit or entire class?

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Does it matter? Let's
just savor the victory.

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Okay. I guess Dad'll take us.

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Beggars can't be choosers.

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No, they cannot.

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Tammy. Guess what.

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We're gonna go see Emblem3!

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Dad, please!

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I'm trying to have a conversation.

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Keaton just Insta'd
himself with his shirt off.

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I am dead.

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No way. Screen shot and text it to me.

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Did you see his girlfriend?

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Basic.

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Lol!

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He means L-O-L.

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Um, so, have you seen
Emblem's new video?

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Yes. Oh, my God. It's so great.

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Um, like 100 times.

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Am I wrong or does Wesley
have, like, a Gosling quality?

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Dad, seriously stop.

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Just put on Emblem3.

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What?

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Why would you want to listen
to a band we're about to see?

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It's gonna ruin the magic.

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If you order steak for your entrée,

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would you also order
steak for your appetizer?

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I wouldn't know. I'm a pescatarian.

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Oh, so fish are just garbage animals

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you can slaughter at will?

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Come on, Tammy. Let's
be honest with ourselves.

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Okay, who's ready to crack open

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those pressed juices
I got at the juicery

156
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where all the cool,
healthy teens hang out?

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'Cause that place is my jam.

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Ohmga!

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He means O-M-G.

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Oh, no! What happened?

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Dave was chasing a butterfly
at a birthday party,

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and he stepped on a rusty nail.

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It wouldn't have gone through my shoe

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if you'd let me wear the wedges.

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Ken's at a concert

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and the emergency room is always packed,

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so I brought him here.

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Good thinking.

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Around these parts, you
will always be a V.I.P.

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That's a very important Park.

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Ken would have loved that,

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not because it's funny but
because it's all about him.

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Come on, sir. Let's get you cleaned up.

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So, hey, does your dad
ever talk about me at home?

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- Nope.
- Okay.

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Okay. Here's the deal.

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I know Dave needs a tetanus booster,

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but he's deathly afraid of needles.

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Oh, don't worry. I'm great with kids.

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I was one.

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That's what I tell them. They love it.

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Okay, just one more thing.
Have you had your tetanus shot?

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Yeah. Why?

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He will bite if he feels cornered.

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If you don't believe me,
ask our neighbor's dog.

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He knows.

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Okay, okay.

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I'm gonna get us some
snacks, so stay in your seats.

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I don't want you getting into trouble.

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I mean, of course, YOLO and everything,

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but stay aware of your surroundings

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because, again, YOLO.

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I'll go with you.

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Yeah, you will. My dawg. YOLO!

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Dad, if your behavior doesn't change,

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you are no longer my father.

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Wow. Cold as ice.

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But hanging with our squad is my jam.

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Stop saying everything is your jam.

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- Geez. Anything else?
- Yeah.

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Here's a list of other things
you need to never do again.

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"No using terms like 'YOLO.'

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no asking questions about boyfriends.

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No interacting?"

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Why don't I just go wait in the car?

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Scroll down.

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"Go wait in the car." Oh, okay.

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I'll text you during the encore

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so you can put the seat warmers on.

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Make sure you turn Tammy's on high.

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Her butt runs cold.

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First concert with your daughter?

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How could you tell?

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We overheard her giving you the list.

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We've all gotten the list.

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My daughter laminated mine.

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My daughter made mine the
wallpaper on my iPhone.

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Yeah. I don't know how to change it.

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But you don't have to
stand here and take it.

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Where else am I gonna go?

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A parents' lounge?!

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Hells, yeah!

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Who needs my self-absorbed
she-devil of a daughter

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when I could be absorbing
some of that sauvy-b?

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That's my jam!

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"My jam." What a fresh expression.

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Ah, Damona. My professional co-worker.

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Hang on.

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M'lady.

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Pat, listen.

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I've been having a
lot of fun with you...

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Okay. I think I know where
you're headed with this.

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Oh, that is such a relief.

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- We need to take a break...
- Exactly.

235
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from this place, and maybe head up north

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to wine country for
a romantic weekend...

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A B&B, air or regular.

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It's up to you.

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Pat here's the thing...

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my grandmother just died,

241
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and I'm the police's
number-one suspect.

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Not a big deal.

243
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I can provide you
with an airtight alibi.

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So...

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Dave, I get being scared of shots.

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I know a lot about kids. I was one.

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Okay.

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Look, this will just feel

249
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like a minor bee sting.

250
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Oh, I got stung once.

251
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See? Not so bad, right?

252
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I was allergic, and my throat closed up.

253
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It was the most painful

254
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and terrifying experience
of my young life.

255
00:10:01,866 --> 00:10:02,783
Okay.

256
00:10:02,834 --> 00:10:05,002
Ex-nay on the eesting-bay.

257
00:10:05,237 --> 00:10:06,945
I speak pig Latin.

258
00:10:08,124 --> 00:10:09,806
A meeting of the minds.

259
00:10:11,609 --> 00:10:13,243
This'll be quick. I promise.

260
00:10:13,857 --> 00:10:14,494
Fine.

261
00:10:15,011 --> 00:10:16,694
Can I get a glass of water first?

262
00:10:17,001 --> 00:10:18,045
Sure, kiddo.

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We are a go for the shot,

264
00:10:21,586 --> 00:10:24,288
thanks to Dr. Julie
Dobbs, child whisperer.

265
00:10:26,597 --> 00:10:27,537
Dave?

266
00:10:28,109 --> 00:10:28,923
What are you doing?

267
00:10:29,043 --> 00:10:31,075
No one's jamming a needle in me!

268
00:10:31,345 --> 00:10:33,552
See you on the flip side, fools!

269
00:10:35,983 --> 00:10:37,684
He's not supposed to use
that type of language.

270
00:10:41,656 --> 00:10:44,975
This isn't Gouda. This is great-a.

271
00:10:46,110 --> 00:10:47,527
See? Isn't this so much more fun

272
00:10:47,578 --> 00:10:49,129
than being shunned by your daughter?

273
00:10:49,180 --> 00:10:50,847
- Ugh.
- Oh, completely.

274
00:10:50,882 --> 00:10:52,749
It's like one day she
woke up in a bad mood

275
00:10:52,784 --> 00:10:53,950
and it never went away.

276
00:10:54,001 --> 00:10:55,519
And that was three years ago.

277
00:10:57,673 --> 00:10:58,707
That's nothing.

278
00:10:58,827 --> 00:11:02,392
Amy stopped calling me "Mom"
and started calling me "Sheryl."

279
00:11:02,426 --> 00:11:04,361
My name is Lynda.

280
00:11:05,880 --> 00:11:08,765
Well, on the bright side,
they'll be off to college soon,

281
00:11:08,767 --> 00:11:11,535
and we can turn their
rooms into home gyms.

282
00:11:11,569 --> 00:11:13,470
We're turning Kara's
into an extra bedroom.

283
00:11:13,504 --> 00:11:15,460
Because she wrecked our marriage.

284
00:11:17,168 --> 00:11:18,267
All I know is

285
00:11:18,302 --> 00:11:19,960
it's gotten a lot easier with Amy

286
00:11:20,011 --> 00:11:21,311
since I've given up.

287
00:11:21,345 --> 00:11:23,413
Okay, wait. You've given up?

288
00:11:23,447 --> 00:11:25,137
Oh, God. Yeah. We all have.

289
00:11:25,353 --> 00:11:25,916
More wine?

290
00:11:25,967 --> 00:11:28,351
No, wait. It's just temporary, right?

291
00:11:28,402 --> 00:11:30,120
Come on. They're teenagers.

292
00:11:31,195 --> 00:11:35,025
Okay, no. I know I'm hilarious,
but I'm being serious.

293
00:11:35,059 --> 00:11:36,359
She's going through a phase.

294
00:11:36,410 --> 00:11:38,712
A phase? Adorable!

295
00:11:40,147 --> 00:11:41,765
Oh, face it, Ken.

296
00:11:41,767 --> 00:11:43,917
In their eyes, we're
just chauffeurs, maids,

297
00:11:43,951 --> 00:11:44,896
and ATMs.

298
00:11:45,016 --> 00:11:46,536
- Amen.
- Mm-hmm.

299
00:11:46,570 --> 00:11:47,470
Okay, you know what?

300
00:11:47,590 --> 00:11:50,707
You guys may have given up,
but that's not gonna be me.

301
00:11:50,741 --> 00:11:53,710
Because I love my daughter,
and I'm gonna go be with her.

302
00:11:53,712 --> 00:11:56,112
And there is nothing that's
gonna stand in the way

303
00:11:56,146 --> 00:11:58,235
of us always having a lifetime bond.

304
00:12:01,213 --> 00:12:02,293
Little Gouda for the road.

305
00:12:04,955 --> 00:12:06,856
Dave, come out.

306
00:12:06,891 --> 00:12:08,758
There's... pizza.

307
00:12:08,792 --> 00:12:10,393
Please, Mother.

308
00:12:10,427 --> 00:12:13,029
Pizza is the last thing
you should lie about.

309
00:12:13,063 --> 00:12:16,599
I have the nose of
an Italian bloodhound.

310
00:12:16,814 --> 00:12:17,634
He does.

311
00:12:17,685 --> 00:12:19,602
Okay. I've got this.

312
00:12:19,923 --> 00:12:21,704
I know kids. I was one.

313
00:12:23,861 --> 00:12:25,391
Sorry, it must have
been the way he said it.

314
00:12:26,360 --> 00:12:27,660
He was a kid.

315
00:12:30,683 --> 00:12:32,515
Dave, this is Clark.

316
00:12:32,566 --> 00:12:33,839
I will pay you...

317
00:12:35,107 --> 00:12:37,086
$51 to open this door.

318
00:12:37,121 --> 00:12:39,605
No, thanks. Mo' money, mo' problems.

319
00:12:41,408 --> 00:12:46,362
♪ Caught up in those
pretty city lights ♪

320
00:12:46,396 --> 00:12:52,468
♪ Wishing on a star
for your direction ♪

321
00:12:52,470 --> 00:12:57,540
♪ Thinking of a new
and different life ♪

322
00:12:57,591 --> 00:12:59,759
♪ 'Cause, babe, I
know this world... ♪

323
00:12:59,793 --> 00:13:01,454
Molly! Listen to me!

324
00:13:01,493 --> 00:13:03,980
I definitely don't want to
turn your room into a gym.

325
00:13:04,168 --> 00:13:05,381
I don't even work out.

326
00:13:05,575 --> 00:13:08,567
I'm naturally toned. It's crazy.

327
00:13:08,807 --> 00:13:10,460
You're not making any sense.

328
00:13:11,084 --> 00:13:13,172
You didn't eat any food
from a stranger, did you?

329
00:13:14,032 --> 00:13:15,591
Just some cheese.

330
00:13:16,565 --> 00:13:19,245
What I'm trying to
say is I'm not gonna...

331
00:13:19,279 --> 00:13:23,049
♪ All I ask is you
don't throw us away ♪

332
00:13:23,083 --> 00:13:24,667
♪ Throw us away ♪

333
00:13:24,669 --> 00:13:26,085
That's it, Molly!

334
00:13:26,136 --> 00:13:27,386
Don't throw us away!

335
00:13:27,421 --> 00:13:32,091
♪ Look at the sky when
you're alone every night ♪

336
00:13:32,142 --> 00:13:37,429
♪ I'll leave my light so
you can see your way home ♪

337
00:13:37,481 --> 00:13:38,257
Dad!

338
00:13:38,274 --> 00:13:40,799
I am trying to watch a
concert with my friends!

339
00:13:40,855 --> 00:13:42,659
Just leave me alone!

340
00:13:43,236 --> 00:13:49,408
♪ Wishing on a star
for your direction ♪

341
00:13:49,442 --> 00:13:54,530
♪ Thinking of a new
and different life ♪

342
00:13:54,532 --> 00:13:58,200
♪ 'Cause, babe, I
know this world... ♪

343
00:14:03,485 --> 00:14:05,027
Dave still in there? Where's his mama?

344
00:14:05,061 --> 00:14:06,743
She went to get Juan-Julio.

345
00:14:06,750 --> 00:14:08,130
He has the master key.

346
00:14:08,181 --> 00:14:10,888
So you can't hide in there much longer!

347
00:14:12,062 --> 00:14:13,769
I wish I had a hiding place of my own.

348
00:14:13,820 --> 00:14:15,286
- Still avoiding Pat?
- No.

349
00:14:15,326 --> 00:14:17,773
I tried to break up with him,
but before I could get it out,

350
00:14:18,397 --> 00:14:19,374
he asked me away for the weekend.

351
00:14:19,750 --> 00:14:21,376
I don't know what's more annoying...

352
00:14:21,411 --> 00:14:22,744
that he can't take a hint

353
00:14:22,779 --> 00:14:25,414
or that he thinks that I'd
like a bed and breakfast.

354
00:14:25,811 --> 00:14:27,552
I don't want some creepy-ass old people

355
00:14:27,570 --> 00:14:29,081
watching me sign a guest book.

356
00:14:31,019 --> 00:14:33,403
Okay. Have no fear. Juan-Julio is aquí.

357
00:14:34,999 --> 00:14:36,057
Dave, honey.

358
00:14:36,244 --> 00:14:37,223
I know you're scared,

359
00:14:37,249 --> 00:14:39,327
but everything's gonna be okay.

360
00:14:39,635 --> 00:14:41,796
Breach the door. We go in hard and fast.

361
00:14:41,798 --> 00:14:43,438
I'll take him down.
You give him the shot.

362
00:14:43,498 --> 00:14:46,001
There's gonna be tears,
but nobody goes soft.

363
00:14:47,270 --> 00:14:49,269
So, this red key goes
to Mr. Pat's office,

364
00:14:49,324 --> 00:14:51,339
'cause it's the color of El Diablo.

365
00:14:51,374 --> 00:14:53,959
And this green key goes
to Mr. Dr. Ken's office,

366
00:14:53,993 --> 00:14:56,344
because he's jealous that
Mr. Pat got the red key.

367
00:14:56,395 --> 00:14:58,380
And this key goes to
a locker at the airport

368
00:14:58,414 --> 00:14:59,965
that my cousin Ron-Julio gave to me

369
00:15:00,015 --> 00:15:01,866
before the men in
suits took him sailing.

370
00:15:03,639 --> 00:15:05,253
Which one opens the exam room?

371
00:15:05,304 --> 00:15:07,238
Oh, this room? You don't
need a key for that.

372
00:15:07,584 --> 00:15:09,841
You just pull, twist, and push.

373
00:15:11,212 --> 00:15:13,890
Oh, my God. He's in the vents.

374
00:15:21,024 --> 00:15:22,703
We're gonna have to smoke him out.

375
00:15:31,363 --> 00:15:33,014
You're Ken's kid, right?

376
00:15:33,271 --> 00:15:34,516
Yeah. I'm Dave.

377
00:15:34,636 --> 00:15:36,818
Your father's a nuisance.

378
00:15:36,852 --> 00:15:37,752
Have a seat.

379
00:15:38,618 --> 00:15:41,105
So... what are you doing in my office?

380
00:15:41,156 --> 00:15:41,964
I'm hiding.

381
00:15:41,988 --> 00:15:44,885
I stepped on a nail, and
now those sadistic monsters

382
00:15:44,935 --> 00:15:46,177
are trying to give me a shot.

383
00:15:46,352 --> 00:15:49,230
Yeah, well, sometimes
a shot can be important.

384
00:15:49,513 --> 00:15:50,782
When I got back from Bangkok,

385
00:15:50,824 --> 00:15:53,768
I got a shot that saved
me from going blind.

386
00:15:55,608 --> 00:15:56,991
But I'm afraid of shots.

387
00:15:57,111 --> 00:15:58,420
Please don't turn me in.

388
00:15:58,463 --> 00:16:00,416
Sorry. No can do, kid.

389
00:16:02,226 --> 00:16:04,295
Wait. What if we made a trade?

390
00:16:04,329 --> 00:16:07,014
What could you possibly
have that I would want?

391
00:16:07,066 --> 00:16:09,975
Except for maybe that smart
cardigan or... a kidney.

392
00:16:11,827 --> 00:16:13,408
I think I have something.

393
00:16:13,774 --> 00:16:14,394
All right.

394
00:16:14,953 --> 00:16:16,441
You got my attention, Park.

395
00:16:16,475 --> 00:16:18,041
Oh. But you lost it. Pigeon.

396
00:16:21,146 --> 00:16:22,613
Okay. You got it back, but be quick.

397
00:16:23,140 --> 00:16:24,739
That pigeon's up to something.

398
00:16:25,791 --> 00:16:29,704
♪ In the stars, yeah ♪

399
00:16:29,738 --> 00:16:31,606
♪ And they're never coming down ♪

400
00:16:31,640 --> 00:16:32,857
♪ Oh, whoa, oh ♪

401
00:16:32,908 --> 00:16:34,208
♪ No one can stop us now ♪

402
00:16:34,428 --> 00:16:35,459
Where's your dad?

403
00:16:40,477 --> 00:16:43,013
Molly! I'm never gonna give up.

404
00:16:43,133 --> 00:16:45,002
I'm not one of those quitter moms.

405
00:16:46,935 --> 00:16:50,024
I'm your father, and no matter what,

406
00:16:50,075 --> 00:16:52,068
you may not always be my little girl,

407
00:16:52,627 --> 00:16:54,395
but you'll always be my daughter.

408
00:16:54,515 --> 00:16:55,930
And I love you so much.

409
00:16:59,278 --> 00:17:00,771
Aww!

410
00:17:00,802 --> 00:17:02,034
That's so sweet.

411
00:17:12,714 --> 00:17:14,849
Damona, do you have a second?

412
00:17:15,676 --> 00:17:17,622
Well, I'm waiting for the D.A.
to call me about my grandmother,

413
00:17:17,645 --> 00:17:18,930
but I guess I have a minute.

414
00:17:19,838 --> 00:17:21,074
Look.

415
00:17:22,044 --> 00:17:23,043
I think you're terrific.

416
00:17:23,658 --> 00:17:24,331
And I've really enjoyed

417
00:17:24,343 --> 00:17:25,723
all the time we've
been spending together,

418
00:17:25,751 --> 00:17:27,912
you know, outside the office.

419
00:17:29,010 --> 00:17:30,931
Oh, and that one time on Ken's desk.

420
00:17:32,603 --> 00:17:34,268
But I don't think we
should do this anymore.

421
00:17:34,547 --> 00:17:35,768
- Really?
- Yeah.

422
00:17:36,321 --> 00:17:37,750
Our fling has flung.

423
00:17:37,870 --> 00:17:39,943
I think we both know that on some level,

424
00:17:39,971 --> 00:17:42,726
and a trip to a B&B would
just be a band-aid...

425
00:17:42,846 --> 00:17:44,884
A very expensive band-aid,

426
00:17:45,560 --> 00:17:47,617
even if we'd split it, which
I would have insisted on.

427
00:17:49,110 --> 00:17:51,585
I guess you're right.

428
00:17:52,774 --> 00:17:54,173
You're a really good guy, Pat.

429
00:17:54,540 --> 00:17:56,373
It was fun while it lasted.

430
00:17:56,424 --> 00:18:01,278
Well, we'll always have Ken's desk.

431
00:18:02,490 --> 00:18:03,683
And Ken's chair.

432
00:18:03,723 --> 00:18:05,747
Right.

433
00:18:05,779 --> 00:18:07,390
I forgot about that.

434
00:18:14,144 --> 00:18:15,130
Thanks, pal.

435
00:18:15,526 --> 00:18:17,402
You really helped me to save some face.

436
00:18:17,799 --> 00:18:20,699
And you're gonna get me out
of here without a shot, right?

437
00:18:20,949 --> 00:18:21,949
No, I lied.

438
00:18:23,513 --> 00:18:25,052
Yeah, you still got to take it.

439
00:18:25,054 --> 00:18:27,097
Sometimes we all have to
take our medicine, Dave,

440
00:18:27,614 --> 00:18:30,123
be it a booster shot
to help ward off tetanus

441
00:18:30,174 --> 00:18:32,351
or a gallon of Kahlúa
to help you get over

442
00:18:32,399 --> 00:18:34,956
a torrid yet emotionally
unrequited romance.

443
00:18:37,265 --> 00:18:39,014
The one thing I do know is

444
00:18:39,404 --> 00:18:41,718
I've got a giant bag of candy here

445
00:18:41,769 --> 00:18:43,520
that's sure to soften the blow.

446
00:18:43,554 --> 00:18:44,921
Really? Thanks.

447
00:18:44,974 --> 00:18:46,093
No, this is for me.

448
00:18:47,141 --> 00:18:48,809
Oh, okay.

449
00:18:49,259 --> 00:18:50,536
Damn it.

450
00:18:54,384 --> 00:18:55,639
Yeah, I got all day.

451
00:19:03,280 --> 00:19:05,447
So, how'd it go last night?

452
00:19:05,678 --> 00:19:06,999
I was asleep when you got home.

453
00:19:07,510 --> 00:19:08,085
No, you weren't.

454
00:19:08,123 --> 00:19:09,761
You were hopped up on sleep meds.

455
00:19:09,881 --> 00:19:10,719
Your feet were muddy,

456
00:19:10,728 --> 00:19:12,635
and you were buying a kayak online.

457
00:19:14,749 --> 00:19:15,329
Huh.

458
00:19:15,697 --> 00:19:17,163
I got to check that prescription.

459
00:19:18,253 --> 00:19:20,084
So, how was it?

460
00:19:20,292 --> 00:19:21,137
Not good.

461
00:19:21,257 --> 00:19:23,175
Oh, I'm sorry.

462
00:19:23,295 --> 00:19:24,218
I mean, at one point,

463
00:19:24,237 --> 00:19:26,493
we did have a moment when I was onstage

464
00:19:26,506 --> 00:19:28,592
and Molly and I did the
heart thing to each other.

465
00:19:28,864 --> 00:19:30,309
Wait. You were onstage?

466
00:19:30,370 --> 00:19:31,107
For a bit.

467
00:19:31,396 --> 00:19:33,997
Until I got pancaked by
a giant security guard.

468
00:19:34,117 --> 00:19:35,094
Also tased me.

469
00:19:35,585 --> 00:19:36,810
Anyway, on the ride home,

470
00:19:36,930 --> 00:19:39,319
the only thing she said to me
was that I was embarrassing.

471
00:19:39,321 --> 00:19:41,334
Embarrassing is not terrible.

472
00:19:41,649 --> 00:19:43,688
It's not like she said she
never wants to see you again.

473
00:19:44,109 --> 00:19:45,742
Or she put post-its on your sweaters

474
00:19:45,744 --> 00:19:46,596
saying, "Don't wear me."

475
00:19:46,829 --> 00:19:48,695
Oh, yeah. Those post-its
were totally from Molly.

476
00:19:51,410 --> 00:19:53,580
Hey, Dave. Spoke to Clark.

477
00:19:53,700 --> 00:19:56,787
I heard you created quite a
stir at the ha-mo yesterday.

478
00:19:56,789 --> 00:19:57,675
H-M-O.

479
00:19:59,094 --> 00:20:01,397
Yes. I don't know how
you work with that Julie.

480
00:20:01,517 --> 00:20:03,343
She sucks you in with
the cartoony voice,

481
00:20:03,345 --> 00:20:05,325
but she is quick to the needle.

482
00:20:06,697 --> 00:20:08,131
Mom, I'm taking the car

483
00:20:08,133 --> 00:20:10,041
to meet Tammy at Yogurtland then Drybar.

484
00:20:10,161 --> 00:20:11,850
We're doing a fro-yo and blow.

485
00:20:12,439 --> 00:20:13,425
Have a great day, Dad.

486
00:20:14,985 --> 00:20:16,640
Cool. You, too, Mol.

487
00:20:19,728 --> 00:20:21,077
Kiss on the cheek!

488
00:20:22,098 --> 00:20:23,780
That is my jam!

489
00:20:24,026 --> 00:20:26,055
Daddy's gonna have a good day.

490
00:20:26,318 --> 00:20:28,249
♪ Kiss on the cheek ♪

491
00:20:28,773 --> 00:20:33,273
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