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Hey.
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Dave got invited to a birthday party.
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Legit or entire class?
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Does it matter?
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No, it does not. Hmm.
Let's savor the victory.
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Okay, I need to be
picked up at 3:00 sharp today.
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And bring a snack,
'cause you'll be driving me to yoga
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and waiting in the car, and I know you get
grumpy when you don't eat,
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and that'll harsh my Zen.
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Thanks, Mom. Bye.
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Yoga, huh? Maybe I should try that.
I've been so stressed out.
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Okay, Molly! Have a great day!
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What's that, sweet pea?
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Okay! I'll have a great day, too.
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Oh, a hug? You got it! Get over here!
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Man, it's like
she doesn't even acknowledge that I exist.
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She used to be all about me.
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Remember when she was a baby?
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We used to hear her
on the monitor saying, "Dada. Dada."
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Yeah. And then you
would wake me up and make me go in?
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Oh, I'm sorry, Al.
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I guess I should have breastfed her.
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I just miss how close we used to be.
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It's just a phase. She's a teenager.
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Her brain's telling her
to only think about herself.
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So, she gets to pretend I don't exist,
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and I just have to deal with it?
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That doesn't sound very me.
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Well, why don't you try
and do more things with her?
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It's hard.
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When she was, like, 13,
I used to take her shopping at Forever 21,
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but now she never wants to go with me.
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I don't blame her.
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Nobody wants to spend
four hours watching you try on overalls.
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Look, if it really bugs you,
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you could make more of an effort.
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Or I could just double down on Dave.
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Can boys wear wedges?
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I thought it'd be cool
if I showed up to the party taller.
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Yeah, I'll figure something out with Molly.
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Yo!
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- 'Sup?
- Holla.
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What it do.
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So, my friend Joanne is trying to unload
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some tickets to a boy band concert tomorrow
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'cause her daughter called her a bitch.
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So, you guys heard
of a group called Emblem3?
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Molly loves them!
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I remember
when they were first on The X Factor.
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It was like... "Oh, my God!
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"You got to get in here and see this now!"
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And Molly was like, "What is it, Dad?"
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E3 is the best.
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Wesley and Keaton and Drew are amazing.
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And, fun fan fact,
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Drew's favorite color is glitter.
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What?
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I'm lonely. You know this.
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Who wants the tickets?
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Ooh! Ooh! Me!
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Ha! Seniority! In your face!
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I'm gonna take Molly and her friends.
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I've been looking to do more stuff with her,
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and this is stuff!
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So, how much?
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$50 each.
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Damn, Gina!
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Kidding. It's fine. I'm a doctor.
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Damona. I got you a chai latte.
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Ah. This says, "Carlos."
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Don't worry about it.
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So, I know it's not going great for Carlos,
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but how are things with you and Pat?
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I don't know.
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At first, it was exciting,
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but now it feels like the
wind has kind of died
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and the anchor is dragging
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and I think I've been spending too much time
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on his damn boat.
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I got to end this.
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Okay. Here's what you do.
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Give him a reason to break up with you.
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Like fake your grandmother's death
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and then subtly hint
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that you are
the police's number-one suspect.
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Or... You could just rip the Band-Aid off
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and end it for good.
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That's what
Topher and I do every time we break up.
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- Yeah, I think you're right.
- Okay.
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Three reasons why my way is better
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Joe, Nando, and Nando T.
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They all believe I killed my grandmother,
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and they all dumped me because of it.
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So... Who is the relationship expert now?
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Girls, boom.
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Ripped & Corrected By mstoll
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Well, the race
for Father of the Year is heating up,
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and I'm the early favorite
to bring home a Daddy.
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You know, that's what they would
call it if they had an award show.
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Anyone mind if I take another run at this?
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Thank you. Okay. Great.
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Hey, Mol. Guess what?
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Tomorrow afternoon,
you're gonna see Emblem3!
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What?
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Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh!
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That's right.
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I'm taking you and your besties to see
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what Tiger Beat and I call
"California's most kissable band."
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Wait. You're taking me?
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Yeah, totally.
It's gonna be stupid.
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Me, you, and our entire squad.
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Our squad?
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Mom, can't you take us?
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I'm taking Dave to a birthday party.
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Legit or entire class?
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Does it matter? Let's just savor the victory.
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Okay. I guess Dad'll take us.
Beggars can't be choosers.
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No, they cannot.
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Tammy. Guess what.
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We're gonna go see Emblem3!
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Dad, please!
I'm trying to have a conversation.
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Keaton just Insta'd himself
with his shirt off.
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I am dead.
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No way. Screen shot and text it to me.
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Did you see his girlfriend?
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Basic.
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Lol!
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He means LOL.
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Um, so, have you seen Emblem's new video?
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- Yes. Oh, my God. It's so great.
- Um, like 100 times.
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Am I wrong or does Wesley have,
like, a Gosling quality?
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Dad, seriously stop.
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Just put on Emblem3.
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What? Why would you
want to listen to a band we're about to see?
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It's gonna ruin the magic.
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If you order steak for your entree,
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would you also
order steak for your appetizer?
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I wouldn't know. I'm a pescatarian.
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Oh, so fish are just
garbage animals you can slaughter at will?
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Come on, Tammy.
Let's be honest with ourselves.
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Okay, who's ready to crack open
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those pressed juices I got at the juicery
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where all the cool, healthy teens hang out?
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'Cause that place is my jam.
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Ohmga!
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He means OMG.
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Oh, no! What happened?
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Dave was chasing a butterfly
at a birthday party,
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and he stepped on a rusty nail.
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It wouldn't have gone through my shoe
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if you'd let me wear the wedges.
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Ken's at a concert
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and the emergency room
is always packed, so I brought him here.
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Good thinking. Around these parts,
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you will always be a V.I.P.
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That's a Very Important Park.
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Ken would have loved that,
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not because it's funny
but because it's all about him.
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Come on, sir. Let's get you cleaned up.
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So, hey, does your dad
ever talk about me at home?
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- Nope.
- Okay.
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Okay. Here's the deal.
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I know Dave needs a tetanus booster,
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but he's deathly afraid of needles.
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Oh, don't worry. I'm great with kids.
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I was one.
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That's what I tell them. They love it.
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Okay, just one more thing.
Have you had your tetanus shot?
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- Yeah. Why?
- He will bite if he feels cornered.
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If you don't believe me,
ask our neighbor's dog. He knows.
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Okay, okay.
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I'm gonna get us some snacks,
so stay in your seats.
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I don't want you getting into trouble.
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I mean, of course, YOLO and everything,
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but stay aware
of your surroundings because, again, YOLO.
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I'll go with you.
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Yeah, you will. My girl. YOLO!
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Dad, if your behavior doesn't change,
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you are no longer my father.
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Wow. Cold as ice.
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But hanging with our squad is my jam.
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Stop saying everything is your jam.
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- Geez. Anything else?
- Yeah.
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Here's a list of other things
you need to never do again.
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"No using terms like 'YOLO.'
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"No asking questions
about boyfriends. No interacting?"
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Why don't I just go wait in the car?
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Scroll down.
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"Go wait in the car." Oh, okay.
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I'll text you during the encore
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so you can put the seat warmers on.
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Make sure you turn Tammy's on high.
Her butt runs cold.
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First concert with your daughter?
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How could you tell?
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We overheard her giving you the list.
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We've all gotten the list.
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My daughter laminated mine.
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My daughter made mine
the wallpaper on my iPhone.
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Yeah.
I don't know how to change it.
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But you don't have to stand here and take it.
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Where else am I gonna go?
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A parents' lounge?
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Hells, yeah!
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Who needs my self-absorbed
she-devil of a daughter
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when I could be absorbing
some of that SauvyB?
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That's my jam!
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"My jam." What a fresh expression.
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Ah, Damona. My professional coworker.
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Hang on.
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M'lady.
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Pat, listen.
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I've been having a lot of fun with you...
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Okay.
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I think I know where you're headed with this.
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Oh, that is such a relief.
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- We need to take a break...
- Exactly.
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...from this place, and maybe head up north
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to wine country for a romantic weekend
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a B&B, air or regular. It's up to you.
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Pat... Here's the thing.
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My grandmother just died,
and I'm the police's number-one suspect.
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Not a big deal.
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I can provide you with an airtight alibi.
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So...
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Dave, I get being scared of shots.
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I know a lot about kids. I was one.
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Okay.
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Look, this will just feel
like a minor bee sting.
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Oh, I got stung once.
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See? Not so bad, right?
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I was allergic, and my throat closed up.
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It was the most painful
and terrifying experience of my young life.
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Okay. Ixnay on the eestingbay.
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I speak pig Latin.
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A meeting of the minds.
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This'll be quick. I promise.
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Fine.
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Can I get a glass of water first?
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Sure, kiddo.
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We are a go for the shot,
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thanks to Dr. Julie Dobbs, child whisperer.
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Dave?
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What are you doing?
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No one's jamming a needle in me!
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See you on the flip side, fools!
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He's not supposed to use
that type of language.
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This isn't gouda. This is greata.
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See? Isn't this so much more fun
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than being shunned by your daughter?
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- Ugh. Completely.
- Oh.
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It's like one day she woke up in
a bad mood and it never went away.
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And that was three years ago.
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Oh. That's nothing.
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Amy stopped calling me "Mom"
and started calling me "Sheryl."
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My name is Lynda.
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Well, on the bright side,
they'll be off to college soon,
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00:11:26,786 --> 00:11:29,516
and we can turn their rooms into home gyms.
258
00:11:29,588 --> 00:11:31,522
We're turning Kara's into an extra bedroom.
259
00:11:31,590 --> 00:11:33,285
Because she wrecked our marriage.
260
00:11:35,461 --> 00:11:38,225
All I know is it's gotten
a lot easier with Amy
261
00:11:38,297 --> 00:11:39,594
since I've given up.
262
00:11:39,665 --> 00:11:41,860
Okay, wait. You've given up?
263
00:11:41,934 --> 00:11:44,198
Oh, God, yeah. We all have. More wine?
264
00:11:44,270 --> 00:11:46,830
No, wait. It's just temporary, right?
265
00:11:46,906 --> 00:11:48,430
Come on. They're teenagers.
266
00:11:50,142 --> 00:11:53,543
Okay, no.
I know I'm hilarious, but I'm being serious.
267
00:11:53,612 --> 00:11:54,909
She's going through a phase.
268
00:11:54,980 --> 00:11:57,175
A phase? Adorable!
269
00:11:58,851 --> 00:12:00,443
Oh, face it, Ken.
270
00:12:00,519 --> 00:12:03,852
In their eyes, we're just chauffeurs,
maids, and ATMs.
271
00:12:03,923 --> 00:12:05,151
- Amen.
- Mmm-hmm.
272
00:12:05,224 --> 00:12:06,418
Okay, you know what?
273
00:12:06,525 --> 00:12:09,824
You guys may have given up,
but that's not gonna be me.
274
00:12:09,895 --> 00:12:12,796
Because I love my daughter,
and I'm gonna go be with her.
275
00:12:12,865 --> 00:12:15,129
And there is nothing
that's gonna stand in the way
276
00:12:15,201 --> 00:12:17,396
of us always having a lifetime bond.
277
00:12:20,272 --> 00:12:21,762
Little gouda for the road.
278
00:12:23,476 --> 00:12:26,104
Dave, come out.
279
00:12:26,212 --> 00:12:27,873
There's pizza.
280
00:12:28,581 --> 00:12:29,809
Please, Mother.
281
00:12:29,882 --> 00:12:32,510
Pizza is the last thing you should lie about.
282
00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:35,110
I have the nose of an Italian Bloodhound.
283
00:12:36,188 --> 00:12:37,416
He does.
284
00:12:37,723 --> 00:12:39,418
Okay. I've got this.
285
00:12:39,492 --> 00:12:41,255
I know kids. I was one.
286
00:12:43,496 --> 00:12:44,986
Sorry, it must have been the way he said it.
287
00:12:46,098 --> 00:12:47,895
He was a kid.
288
00:12:49,502 --> 00:12:52,232
Dave, this is Clark.
289
00:12:52,538 --> 00:12:54,005
I will pay you...
290
00:12:54,907 --> 00:12:56,932
$51 to open this door.
291
00:12:57,009 --> 00:12:59,569
No, thanks. Mo' money, mo' problems.
292
00:13:01,380 --> 00:13:06,181
Caught up in those pretty city lights
293
00:13:06,986 --> 00:13:09,147
Wishing on a star
294
00:13:09,221 --> 00:13:12,486
For your direction
295
00:13:12,558 --> 00:13:14,788
Thinking of a new
296
00:13:14,860 --> 00:13:17,829
And different life
297
00:13:17,897 --> 00:13:20,058
'Cause, babe, I know this world...
298
00:13:20,132 --> 00:13:21,861
Molly! Listen to me!
299
00:13:21,934 --> 00:13:24,596
I definitely don't want
to turn your room into a gym.
300
00:13:24,670 --> 00:13:26,035
I don't even work out.
301
00:13:26,105 --> 00:13:28,266
I'm naturally toned. It's crazy.
302
00:13:29,408 --> 00:13:31,399
You're not making any sense.
303
00:13:31,477 --> 00:13:33,741
You didn't eat any food
from a stranger, did you?
304
00:13:34,547 --> 00:13:36,037
Just some cheese.
305
00:13:37,149 --> 00:13:39,709
What I'm trying to say is I'm not gonna...
306
00:13:40,152 --> 00:13:43,485
All I ask is you don't throw us away
307
00:13:44,757 --> 00:13:46,725
- Throw us away
- That's it, Molly!
308
00:13:46,792 --> 00:13:48,191
Don't throw us away!
309
00:13:48,894 --> 00:13:52,762
Look at the sky
when you're alone every night
310
00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:55,926
I'll leave my light so you can see
311
00:13:56,001 --> 00:13:58,094
Your way home...
312
00:13:58,270 --> 00:14:01,433
Dad! I am trying
to watch a concert with my friends!
313
00:14:01,507 --> 00:14:03,099
Just leave me alone!
314
00:14:04,643 --> 00:14:06,543
Wishing on a star
315
00:14:06,612 --> 00:14:09,911
For your direction
316
00:14:09,982 --> 00:14:12,280
Thinking of a new
317
00:14:12,351 --> 00:14:15,411
And different life
318
00:14:15,487 --> 00:14:20,652
'Cause, babe, I know this one
ain't what you've been dreaming
319
00:14:26,198 --> 00:14:27,995
Dave still in there? Where's his mama?
320
00:14:28,067 --> 00:14:31,264
She went to get Juan Julio.
He has the master key.
321
00:14:31,337 --> 00:14:33,737
So you can't hide in there much longer!
322
00:14:35,307 --> 00:14:37,104
I wish I had a hiding place of my own.
323
00:14:37,176 --> 00:14:38,438
- Still avoiding Pat?
- No.
324
00:14:38,510 --> 00:14:41,445
I tried to break up with him,
but before I could get it out,
325
00:14:41,513 --> 00:14:42,878
he asked me away for the weekend.
326
00:14:42,948 --> 00:14:44,939
I don't know what's more annoying
327
00:14:45,017 --> 00:14:46,348
that he can't take a hint
328
00:14:46,418 --> 00:14:49,114
or that he thinks that
I'd like a bed and breakfast.
329
00:14:49,188 --> 00:14:51,156
I don't want some creepy-ass old people
330
00:14:51,223 --> 00:14:53,054
watching me sign a guest book.
331
00:14:54,827 --> 00:14:57,318
Okay. Have no fear. Juan Julio is aqui.
332
00:14:58,130 --> 00:15:00,121
Dave, honey.
333
00:15:00,199 --> 00:15:03,225
I know you're scared,
but everything's gonna be okay.
334
00:15:03,302 --> 00:15:05,827
Breach the door. We go in hard and fast.
335
00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:07,497
I'll take him down. You give him the shot.
336
00:15:07,573 --> 00:15:09,939
There's gonna be tears,
but nobody goes soft.
337
00:15:11,510 --> 00:15:13,478
So, this red key goes to Mr. Pat's office,
338
00:15:13,545 --> 00:15:15,672
'cause it's the color of El Diablo.
339
00:15:15,748 --> 00:15:18,376
And this green key goes
to Mr. Dr. Ken's office,
340
00:15:18,450 --> 00:15:20,884
because he's jealous
that Mr. Pat got the red key.
341
00:15:20,953 --> 00:15:22,944
And this key goes to a locker at the airport
342
00:15:23,022 --> 00:15:24,614
that my cousin Ron Julio gave to me
343
00:15:24,690 --> 00:15:26,715
before the men in suits took him sailing.
344
00:15:28,494 --> 00:15:30,052
Which one opens the exam room?
345
00:15:30,129 --> 00:15:32,097
Oh, this room? You don't need a key for that.
346
00:15:32,164 --> 00:15:34,564
You just pull, twist, and push.
347
00:15:36,268 --> 00:15:38,828
Oh, my God. He's in the vents.
348
00:15:46,178 --> 00:15:47,975
We're gonna have to smoke him out.
349
00:15:56,989 --> 00:15:58,616
You're Ken's kid, right?
350
00:15:58,691 --> 00:16:00,454
Yeah. I'm Dave.
351
00:16:00,526 --> 00:16:02,016
Your father's a nuisance.
352
00:16:02,094 --> 00:16:03,493
Have a seat.
353
00:16:04,530 --> 00:16:06,964
So, what are you doing in my office?
354
00:16:07,032 --> 00:16:09,057
I'm hiding. I stepped on a nail,
355
00:16:09,134 --> 00:16:12,194
and now those sadistic
monsters are trying to give me a shot.
356
00:16:12,638 --> 00:16:15,630
Yeah, well,
sometimes a shot can be important.
357
00:16:15,708 --> 00:16:17,141
When I got back from Bangkok,
358
00:16:17,209 --> 00:16:20,042
I got a shot that saved me from going blind.
359
00:16:21,880 --> 00:16:23,472
But I'm afraid of shots.
360
00:16:23,549 --> 00:16:24,914
Please don't turn me in.
361
00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:27,111
Sorry. No can do, kid.
362
00:16:28,687 --> 00:16:30,746
Wait. What if we made a trade?
363
00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:33,553
What could you possibly have
that I would want?
364
00:16:33,625 --> 00:16:36,560
Except for maybe
that smart cardigan or a kidney.
365
00:16:38,597 --> 00:16:40,155
I think I have something.
366
00:16:40,866 --> 00:16:41,992
All right.
367
00:16:42,067 --> 00:16:43,432
You got my attention, Park.
368
00:16:43,502 --> 00:16:45,026
Oh. But you lost it. Pigeon.
369
00:16:47,973 --> 00:16:49,565
Okay. You got it back, but be quick.
370
00:16:50,175 --> 00:16:51,870
That pigeon's up to something.
371
00:16:53,345 --> 00:16:56,610
In the stars, yeah
372
00:16:56,882 --> 00:16:58,941
And they're never coming down
373
00:16:59,284 --> 00:17:00,444
Oh, whoa, oh
374
00:17:00,519 --> 00:17:01,884
No one can stop us now...
375
00:17:01,954 --> 00:17:03,216
Where's your dad?
376
00:17:08,093 --> 00:17:10,823
Molly! I'm never gonna give up.
377
00:17:10,896 --> 00:17:12,659
I'm not one of those quitter moms.
378
00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:17,860
I'm your father, and no matter what,
379
00:17:17,936 --> 00:17:19,961
you may not always be my little girl,
380
00:17:20,506 --> 00:17:22,303
but you'll always be my daughter.
381
00:17:22,374 --> 00:17:23,773
And I love you so much.
382
00:17:27,746 --> 00:17:29,008
Aww.
383
00:17:29,081 --> 00:17:30,139
That's so sweet.
384
00:17:41,260 --> 00:17:43,091
Damona, do you have a second?
385
00:17:44,196 --> 00:17:46,255
Well, I'm waiting for the DA
to call me about my grandmother,
386
00:17:46,331 --> 00:17:47,855
but I guess I have a minute.
387
00:17:48,934 --> 00:17:50,458
Look.
388
00:17:50,736 --> 00:17:52,431
I think you're terrific.
389
00:17:52,504 --> 00:17:54,563
And I've really enjoyed
all the time we've been spending together,
390
00:17:54,640 --> 00:17:56,938
you know, outside the office.
391
00:17:57,776 --> 00:17:59,607
Oh, and that one time on Ken's desk.
392
00:18:01,647 --> 00:18:03,410
But I don't think we should do this anymore.
393
00:18:03,482 --> 00:18:05,347
- Really?
- Yeah.
394
00:18:05,417 --> 00:18:07,248
Our fling has flung.
395
00:18:07,319 --> 00:18:08,911
I think we both know that on some level,
396
00:18:08,987 --> 00:18:10,386
and a trip to a B&B
397
00:18:10,456 --> 00:18:12,151
would just be a Band-Aid.
398
00:18:12,224 --> 00:18:14,419
A very expensive Band-Aid,
399
00:18:14,793 --> 00:18:16,920
even if we'd split it,
which I would have insisted on.
400
00:18:18,464 --> 00:18:20,898
I guess you're right.
401
00:18:21,266 --> 00:18:23,826
You're a really good guy, Pat.
402
00:18:23,902 --> 00:18:25,563
It was fun while it lasted.
403
00:18:25,971 --> 00:18:27,302
Well...
404
00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:30,841
We'll always have Ken's desk.
405
00:18:32,344 --> 00:18:33,811
And Ken's chair.
406
00:18:33,879 --> 00:18:35,574
Right.
407
00:18:35,647 --> 00:18:37,171
I forgot about that.
408
00:18:44,022 --> 00:18:45,649
Thanks, pal.
409
00:18:45,724 --> 00:18:47,453
You really helped me to save some face.
410
00:18:47,926 --> 00:18:50,861
And you're gonna
get me out of here without a shot, right?
411
00:18:50,929 --> 00:18:51,953
No, I lied.
412
00:18:53,665 --> 00:18:55,462
Yeah, you still got to take it.
413
00:18:55,534 --> 00:18:57,559
Sometimes we all
have to take our medicine, Dave,
414
00:18:57,636 --> 00:19:00,662
be it a booster shot to help ward off tetanus
415
00:19:00,739 --> 00:19:02,673
or a gallon of Kahlua to help you get over
416
00:19:02,741 --> 00:19:05,767
a torrid yet emotionally unrequited romance.
417
00:19:07,579 --> 00:19:09,809
The one thing I do know is I've got
418
00:19:09,882 --> 00:19:12,146
a giant bag of candy here
419
00:19:12,217 --> 00:19:13,878
that's sure to soften the blow.
420
00:19:13,986 --> 00:19:15,453
Really? Thanks.
421
00:19:15,521 --> 00:19:17,489
No, this is for me.
422
00:19:17,556 --> 00:19:18,955
Oh, okay.
423
00:19:19,625 --> 00:19:21,058
Damn it.
424
00:19:24,863 --> 00:19:26,592
Yeah, I got all day.
425
00:19:35,774 --> 00:19:38,072
So, how'd it go last night?
426
00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:40,008
I was asleep when you got home.
427
00:19:40,078 --> 00:19:42,478
No, you weren't.
You were hopped up on sleep meds.
428
00:19:42,548 --> 00:19:45,039
Your feet were muddy,
and you were buying a kayak online.
429
00:19:46,885 --> 00:19:48,250
Huh.
430
00:19:48,320 --> 00:19:50,151
I got to check that prescription.
431
00:19:50,889 --> 00:19:52,516
So, how was it?
432
00:19:52,624 --> 00:19:53,784
Not good.
433
00:19:53,859 --> 00:19:55,622
Oh, I'm sorry.
434
00:19:55,894 --> 00:19:59,057
I mean, at one point,
we did have a moment when I was onstage
435
00:19:59,131 --> 00:20:00,758
and Molly and I did
the heart thing to each other.
436
00:20:00,832 --> 00:20:02,629
Wait. You were onstage?
437
00:20:02,701 --> 00:20:03,963
For a bit.
438
00:20:04,036 --> 00:20:05,901
Until I got pancaked
by a giant security guard.
439
00:20:05,971 --> 00:20:07,233
Also tased me.
440
00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:09,405
Anyway, on the ride home,
441
00:20:09,474 --> 00:20:11,738
the only thing she said
to me was that I was embarrassing.
442
00:20:11,810 --> 00:20:14,210
Embarrassing is not terrible.
443
00:20:14,279 --> 00:20:16,577
It's not like she said
she never wants to see you again.
444
00:20:16,648 --> 00:20:18,115
Or she put Post-its on your sweaters
445
00:20:18,183 --> 00:20:19,241
saying, "Don't wear me."
446
00:20:19,318 --> 00:20:21,878
Oh, yeah.
Those Post-its were totally from Molly.
447
00:20:23,755 --> 00:20:25,780
Hey, Dave. Spoke to Clark.
448
00:20:25,857 --> 00:20:28,849
I heard you created
quite a stir at the hamo yesterday.
449
00:20:31,597 --> 00:20:33,997
Yes. I don't know
how you work with that Julie.
450
00:20:34,066 --> 00:20:35,829
She sucks you in with the cartoony voice,
451
00:20:35,901 --> 00:20:37,926
but she is quick to the needle.
452
00:20:39,404 --> 00:20:40,530
Mom, I'm taking the car
453
00:20:40,606 --> 00:20:42,574
to meet Tammy at Yogurtland then Drybar.
454
00:20:42,641 --> 00:20:44,165
We're doing a froyo and blow.
455
00:20:44,876 --> 00:20:46,275
Have a great day, Dad.
456
00:20:47,546 --> 00:20:48,877
Cool. You, too, Mol.
457
00:20:52,217 --> 00:20:54,276
Kiss on the cheek!
458
00:20:54,353 --> 00:20:55,945
That is my jam!
459
00:20:56,321 --> 00:20:58,755
Daddy's gonna have a good day.
460
00:20:58,824 --> 00:21:00,815
Kiss on the cheek
461
00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:06,000
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