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Okay. Mr. Richman's
flu has been vanquished.
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Who's next in line to be
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♪ a-feelin' my healin'? ♪
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Okay. Get ready.
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Oh, no.
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Just please tell me it
doesn't involve a hernia exam.
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At the risk of sounding unprofessional,
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I hate tugging plums before lunch.
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No. Much better...
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Dicky Wexler!
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[Squeals]
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Who's Dicky Wexler?
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Dr. Ken's favorite patient.
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He's hilarious... old-school comedian.
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I've loved him since I was a kid.
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I did one of his routines word for word
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in my fourth grade
talent show. [Chuckles]
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It did not go well, but in my defense,
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I thought he actually
went motorboating with Charo.
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Blb-blb-blb-blb!
Blb-blb-blb!
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Ta-da! [Laughs]
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Dicky!
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How's my favorite pint-sized doc, huh?
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Look at this guy.
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He's so small, he could
model for trophies.
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[Laughs]
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Oh, I am not tall!
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Clarky, Clarky, if that
dome gets any shinier,
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you can get a job as lighthouse.
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[Laughter]
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Damona, Damona, you
look younger every year.
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Oh!
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Then again, I'm legally
blind, so you do the math.
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[Laughter]
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. Who
Who... Who is this?
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Hi, Dicky. I'm Dr. Julie Dobbs.
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What do we say we go
down to the courthouse
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and change your name
to Wife Number Five?
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[Laughter]
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Oh, hey, hey, hey, listen.
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I got this for you...
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my show at the Tropicana, 1978.
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Thanks, Dicky.
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I listen to these
whenever I'm in a bad mood.
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So, always?
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[Chuckles]
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People, a lot of you were late
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with your time cards
this week, so...
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Where'd you get this
guy, Bureaucrats "R" Us?
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[Chuckling] Okay, okay, Dicky.
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Let's get you to an exam room.
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Seriously. If red tape
and boredom had a kid,
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it would be that guy.
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[Laughs]
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Because you're boring!
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[Laughter]
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So, what brings you in today?
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There's a benefit show at
the Friars Club next week,
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but they won't let me do it
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unless I get cleared by a doctor.
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I guess Charlene makes them nervous.
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I'm sorry. Charlene?
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Dicky's had myeloma for a few years.
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Cancer is such an ugly word.
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So I named it Charlene,
after my ex-wife.
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They're each about as much fun,
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and they've had similar effects on me.
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Well, Dicky, I'm sure your
oncologist went over this,
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but Charlene is kind of making
herself at home in there.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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I-I know, but listen. I feel great.
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I'm doing my thing. I'm taking walks.
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Look, I'm no athlete,
but neither are you.
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Looks like the only pull-ups
you do are at the drive-through.
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[Laughs]
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I do get winded on escalators.
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So, what do you say?
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Will you give me a doctor's
note so I can do this thing?
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- All right.
- All right.
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All right, I'll make it happen.
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Okay.
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But... you better
save me a seat...
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and not a booster seat like last time.
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You didn't.
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You got to admit it was funny.
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[Laughs]
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[Chuckling] It was.
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And it really did help me
see the stage better, so...
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Okay, Dicky, I'll see you at the show.
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Thanks again, Doc.
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Good luck with that
lawsuit against your barber.
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[Both laugh]
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This is not Supercuts' best work.
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Hey, sweetheart, let me take
you out for a romantic dinner.
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What are you doing tomorrow at 4:00?
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[Laughter]
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All right, all right, all right,
I'll see you when I see you.
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[Chuckles]
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Ah, he always says that.
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Dr. Park, are you sure
that Dicky is healthy enough
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to do that show?
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His platelets and
hemoglobin are both very low.
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Trust me. The guy's
been performing forever.
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He survived two
tours in Vietnam...
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USO tours, but still.
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Those guys are not an easy laugh.
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Okay. It's just, you've always told me
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not to get too close to my patients
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because it could cloud my judgment.
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My judgment's fine.
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Dicky's strong as an ox, and
I know what he can handle.
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I've been his doctor since
you were a little girl
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doing pretend
vaccinations on your dolls.
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I told you that in confidence!
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Damona...
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is the old man gone?
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I'm having a puffy day,
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and I don't feel like
enduring any more of his barbs.
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He's gone.
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Oh, good.
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All right, quick announcement, people.
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Due to some cockroach
eggs in the pancake batter,
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the commissary will be closed tomorrow.
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But today it's business as usual.
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And they're doing
all-you-can-eat pancakes.
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Ooh, let's get tacos for lunch tomorrow.
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Ohh, actually, I hate to
be a Johnny-Asserts-Himself
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instead of a Little-Timmy-Goes-Along,
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but I believe it's my turn
to choose the restaurant,
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and this new vegan place just opened.
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Ohh! I would, but I had
yard trimmings for breakfast.
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Just try it, Pat.
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Jared Leto's a vegan, and you love him.
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Oh, Leto.
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Well, I guess if he can put
it in his beautiful mouth,
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I can put it in mine.
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Sorry about the cavities, Molly.
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You got to take care of your teeth.
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They're the white picket
fence of your face house.
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[Lisping] Shut up, Dave.
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Dave, don't rub it in.
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You just had one good checkup.
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"Good"? It was perfect.
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My teeth are so amazing,
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you should be on guard for
poachers coming after me.
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Ding!
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Okay. See you Tuesday at 11:00.
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Dr. Park.
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Kate! How are you?
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Great. [Chuckles]
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Well... bye.
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Have a day.
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What was that about?
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Just a former patient of mine.
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It's no big deal.
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Five years I spent treating Kate.
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She told me she didn't
need therapy anymore,
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but there she was,
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waltzing out of another
therapist's office
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like she owned the place...
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Literally, as if she had
the deed in her back pocket.
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I thought you said it was no big deal.
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And aren't deeds just for ranches?
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[Cellphone vibrating]
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Dr. Park.
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When?
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Mm-hmm.
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- Okay. On my way.
- What is it?
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Dicky Wexler's in the hospital.
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[Lisping] Who's Dicky Wexler?
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I'm fine, Doc.
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I got a little tired,
so I took a load off.
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You collapsed in a busy intersection.
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Everybody's so touchy about
where you lie down these days.
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You told Dr. Marabi you've
been feeling really tired
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and you're having trouble
getting up the stairs.
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But you told me you felt great.
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Okay. So I lied. I want to do the show.
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Even if you're getting sicker?
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Especially if I'm getting sicker.
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Look, Doc, I don't know
how much time I got left.
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I want to spend it doing what I love.
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I know, Dicky, but...
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Onstage, a drink in my
hand, making people laugh.
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That's who I am.
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It's all I got.
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[Sighs]
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Okay. I'll let you do it.
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Attaboy, Doc. Thanks.
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All right, Dicky, get some rest...
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Here, not on Ventura and Woodman.
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All right.
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Hey, I'll see you when I see you.
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[Clicks tongue]
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Mom, have you seen my pink top?
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Okay. So I'm not fine with Kate
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leaving me for another therapist.
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There. I admit it.
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So, that's a "no" on the top?
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I just wish I knew what
I did wrong with her.
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Just play it cool.
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If you're aloof, they always come back.
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Molly, she's a patient,
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not a sophomore boy with saggy pants
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and ethnically inappropriate dreadlocks.
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Mock if you will, but Xander came back.
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[Slurping]
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Dave, how many bowls of that
blue cereal have you had?
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At least three.
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And last night, he took a bag
of Snickers to bed with him.
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I can have as much sugar as I want.
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I've got enamel for days, son!
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[Slurping]
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Vegan chili, kale ravioli... jealous...
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garden burger,
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and tofu banh mi...
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which will soon be in me.
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[Chuckles]
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That's a little food joke I tell, so...
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[Sniffs] Mmm. Yeah. Smells terrific.
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And there's no meat in this?
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Nope.
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Well, mine tastes fantastic, Clark.
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Thank you, Damona.
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And you know what's so
cool about this place
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is that the takeout menu
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is actually printed
on rice-based paper,
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so you can eat it.
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Yeah. No. I am thinking
of a different place.
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And make sure there's some
bourbon in the ambulance.
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'Cause that's what he
likes before a show.
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Well, just swing by a liquor store.
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A cool paramedic would do it.
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Dr. Park, are you sure
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that taking Dicky out of
the hospital is a good idea?
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Hmm, let me check.
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Uh, yeah, I am.
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I'm just worried that your feelings
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might be clouding your judgment.
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And I'm just worried...
[mumbling] loser says, "What?"
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What?
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Aha!
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Every time!
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Wait. Just answer me one thing...
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If Dicky's chart belonged
to another patient,
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would you really let
him leave the hospital?
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[Sighs]
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No. I wouldn't.
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I'm sorry. I know this
must be really hard.
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How am I gonna tell him?
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Just be honest. That's always best.
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Oh, God, that vegan chili
smells like Satan's diaper.
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Okay, honesty is usually best.
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[Whimpers]
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Liaress!
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You said you liked my vegan food,
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but then you threw it in the
trash after barely one bite?!
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Look, I'm sorry, Clark,
but it was just so nasty!
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[Gasps]
261
00:10:43,864 --> 00:10:45,363
I had to gargle with hamburger
262
00:10:45,381 --> 00:10:47,367
just to get the taste out of my mouth.
263
00:10:48,312 --> 00:10:50,253
What, and you didn't feel
like you could tell me this?
264
00:10:50,291 --> 00:10:51,663
You wanted us to like it so bad.
265
00:10:51,686 --> 00:10:52,999
And please don't take
this the wrong way,
266
00:10:53,021 --> 00:10:55,076
but you tend to be a
little over-dramatic.
267
00:10:55,121 --> 00:10:56,593
[Gasps]
268
00:11:09,240 --> 00:11:14,410
Ah. Hey, Doc, I got my
penguin suit for the show.
269
00:11:14,445 --> 00:11:16,062
That tux has been through a lot.
270
00:11:16,113 --> 00:11:17,880
Y-You see those stitches?
271
00:11:17,915 --> 00:11:20,350
That's where Don Rickles
stabbed me with a fork.
272
00:11:20,401 --> 00:11:23,953
Truth be told, I had recently
stabbed him with two forks.
273
00:11:26,190 --> 00:11:28,324
Listen, Dicky...
274
00:11:28,358 --> 00:11:30,727
there's not gonna be a show.
275
00:11:30,761 --> 00:11:32,261
What the hell are you talking about?
276
00:11:32,312 --> 00:11:33,846
It's Charlene.
277
00:11:33,897 --> 00:11:35,665
She's bad.
278
00:11:35,699 --> 00:11:38,334
Charlene's always bad. Come on...
279
00:11:38,336 --> 00:11:40,019
She got you, Dicky.
280
00:11:40,070 --> 00:11:42,238
This time, she got you.
281
00:11:48,545 --> 00:11:51,547
In that case, I got to do the show.
282
00:11:51,582 --> 00:11:52,765
I got to do it.
283
00:11:52,816 --> 00:11:54,767
I'm sorry.
284
00:11:54,818 --> 00:11:59,121
The medically responsible
thing to do is to keep you here,
285
00:11:59,123 --> 00:12:00,823
monitored, comfortable...
286
00:12:00,857 --> 00:12:03,759
Hey! I'm not comfortable, okay?
287
00:12:03,794 --> 00:12:05,211
This place stinks.
288
00:12:05,245 --> 00:12:08,214
And the only alcohol they got
is the kind you can't drink.
289
00:12:10,017 --> 00:12:14,537
Look, Doc, the club is my home.
290
00:12:14,571 --> 00:12:16,555
Let me go home.
291
00:12:16,590 --> 00:12:19,041
I can't.
292
00:12:19,076 --> 00:12:21,343
I thought you were my friend.
293
00:12:21,395 --> 00:12:23,679
I am, but I'm also your doctor.
294
00:12:23,730 --> 00:12:25,181
Yeah, well, doctors are
supposed to help people.
295
00:12:25,232 --> 00:12:26,315
I am helping you.
296
00:12:26,349 --> 00:12:27,316
No, you're not.
297
00:12:27,350 --> 00:12:29,068
You're worse than Charlene.
298
00:12:29,102 --> 00:12:30,352
Goodbye.
299
00:12:34,858 --> 00:12:37,159
Oh, for goodness' sake.
300
00:12:37,194 --> 00:12:38,527
Okay, well... well,
they sometimes jam.
301
00:12:38,529 --> 00:12:39,745
You just press and I'll pull.
302
00:12:39,779 --> 00:12:40,746
I'm pressing. I'm pressing.
303
00:12:40,780 --> 00:12:41,697
You pressed the wrong button.
304
00:12:41,699 --> 00:12:42,581
Just press the other button.
305
00:12:42,616 --> 00:12:43,699
I'm pressing the other one.
306
00:12:43,701 --> 00:12:45,701
Okay, well, now you
just turned on the TV.
307
00:12:45,752 --> 00:12:47,670
Oh, get hell out of here.
308
00:12:57,280 --> 00:12:59,395
I just wish I could help
Dicky do one last show.
309
00:12:59,529 --> 00:13:01,013
I know.
310
00:13:01,048 --> 00:13:02,264
But try to remember how much
311
00:13:02,299 --> 00:13:03,749
you have helped him through the years.
312
00:13:03,784 --> 00:13:04,867
True.
313
00:13:04,918 --> 00:13:06,335
I treated his hypertension,
314
00:13:06,370 --> 00:13:08,637
his cholesterol, his adulterer's knee.
315
00:13:10,563 --> 00:13:12,108
Don't beat yourself up over it.
316
00:13:12,228 --> 00:13:13,959
That's what I realized
about my thing with Kate...
317
00:13:14,337 --> 00:13:16,579
at some point, you just
have to let go and move on.
318
00:13:16,913 --> 00:13:18,547
Good for you, Mom. You've moved on.
319
00:13:18,549 --> 00:13:21,581
I haven't moved on.
I just said I should.
320
00:13:21,701 --> 00:13:23,102
Wait. What did you say?
321
00:13:23,136 --> 00:13:24,153
I should move on.
322
00:13:24,187 --> 00:13:26,005
"Move." That's it!
323
00:13:26,039 --> 00:13:26,789
Where are you going?
324
00:13:26,840 --> 00:13:27,990
I've got an idea,
325
00:13:28,024 --> 00:13:30,826
and it's so crazy that
it just might work!
326
00:13:30,861 --> 00:13:35,264
Actually, it's not that
crazy, but it just might work!
327
00:13:37,200 --> 00:13:39,285
Dave, you've barely touched your dinner.
328
00:13:39,319 --> 00:13:40,803
I ate too many sweets.
329
00:13:40,837 --> 00:13:44,406
Now my tummy and my butt
aren't friends anymore.
330
00:13:44,408 --> 00:13:46,475
Serves you right, show-off.
331
00:13:46,509 --> 00:13:49,078
That's what you get for
brushing your teeth with pudding.
332
00:13:49,129 --> 00:13:52,264
My mistake was hubris.
333
00:13:53,533 --> 00:13:56,385
This all happened because you
took us to the dentist together.
334
00:13:56,436 --> 00:13:58,287
I want to go to my
next appointment alone.
335
00:13:58,321 --> 00:13:59,922
Wait. What did you just say?
336
00:13:59,956 --> 00:14:02,324
I want to go to my
next appointment alone?
337
00:14:02,375 --> 00:14:05,144
"Appointment." That's it!
338
00:14:05,178 --> 00:14:06,729
I have to rearrange
my schedule tomorrow.
339
00:14:06,780 --> 00:14:07,946
I'm gonna get to the bottom
340
00:14:07,997 --> 00:14:09,448
of this Kate thing once and for all.
341
00:14:10,717 --> 00:14:12,534
Why is everyone having
sudden realizations
342
00:14:12,569 --> 00:14:14,253
based on what other people are saying?
343
00:14:14,287 --> 00:14:17,206
"Based on." That's it!
344
00:14:17,240 --> 00:14:20,008
Seriously? What did you realize?
345
00:14:20,043 --> 00:14:22,311
Nothing. I just want to be included.
346
00:14:29,202 --> 00:14:32,337
Good morning, Pat, Julie...
347
00:14:33,556 --> 00:14:36,325
person whose pants are on
fire because she's a liar, liar.
348
00:14:38,561 --> 00:14:41,530
Clark, I know you had
no way to know this,
349
00:14:41,532 --> 00:14:44,533
but my Uncle Howard
died in a pants fire.
350
00:14:48,121 --> 00:14:50,305
It's just lunch, Clark.
351
00:14:50,356 --> 00:14:52,157
Is this about the
mulch and cave scrapings
352
00:14:52,208 --> 00:14:53,709
you made everyone eat yesterday?
353
00:14:54,927 --> 00:14:57,145
How long are you gonna
stay mad at me about this?
354
00:14:57,147 --> 00:14:58,747
23 days.
355
00:14:58,781 --> 00:14:59,881
[Scoffs]
356
00:14:59,916 --> 00:15:04,286
No. 23 business days.
357
00:15:05,655 --> 00:15:07,973
Morning, Mr. Clark.
358
00:15:08,007 --> 00:15:09,591
Here's a veggie breakfast burrito
359
00:15:09,625 --> 00:15:12,160
to repay you for giving
me your lunch yesterday.
360
00:15:16,532 --> 00:15:19,768
[Chuckling nervously] I don't
know what you're talking about.
361
00:15:19,819 --> 00:15:21,136
Remember?
362
00:15:21,170 --> 00:15:23,338
You said it was a banh mi, but
soon it would be in me.
363
00:15:25,858 --> 00:15:28,126
You gave Juan-Julio
your lunch yesterday?
364
00:15:28,177 --> 00:15:30,578
It's just...
365
00:15:30,613 --> 00:15:32,447
I didn't like it.
366
00:15:34,800 --> 00:15:36,051
I-I-I couldn't admit it
367
00:15:36,085 --> 00:15:38,270
because I had talked
up vegan food so much,
368
00:15:38,321 --> 00:15:40,155
but I guess vegan restaurants
369
00:15:40,189 --> 00:15:41,469
are just like other restaurants.
370
00:15:41,507 --> 00:15:43,491
Sometimes they suck.
371
00:15:43,526 --> 00:15:46,961
Always they suck.
372
00:15:46,963 --> 00:15:50,565
I'm just... I'm so sorry, Damona.
373
00:15:50,567 --> 00:15:53,985
Please, can we never let
food come between us again?
374
00:15:54,019 --> 00:15:55,954
Okay.
375
00:15:55,988 --> 00:15:56,738
Okay.
376
00:15:56,740 --> 00:15:57,622
[Chuckles]
377
00:15:57,673 --> 00:15:59,357
Except for ice cream cake.
378
00:15:59,392 --> 00:16:01,776
Where there's ice cream
cake, there are no friends.
379
00:16:01,827 --> 00:16:04,763
I will blind a bitch
for some ice cream cake.
380
00:16:07,149 --> 00:16:08,283
[Gags]
381
00:16:08,285 --> 00:16:11,469
Oh, I'm sorry, Juan-Julio.
382
00:16:11,520 --> 00:16:12,887
It's just, this burrito tastes...
383
00:16:12,922 --> 00:16:14,339
Gross. I know.
384
00:16:14,373 --> 00:16:16,391
It's payback for giving
me your nasty lunch.
385
00:16:20,129 --> 00:16:21,980
So we understand each other.
386
00:16:25,484 --> 00:16:28,369
Have a wonderful day
of smiles, everybody!
387
00:16:43,819 --> 00:16:45,286
Kate!
388
00:16:45,337 --> 00:16:47,555
Wow! Twice in one week.
389
00:16:47,557 --> 00:16:50,124
Yeah. What are you doing here?
390
00:16:50,159 --> 00:16:53,494
I was about to see my...
391
00:16:53,529 --> 00:16:55,530
lactation consultant.
392
00:16:56,632 --> 00:16:58,433
I haven't breastfed in over a decade.
393
00:16:58,467 --> 00:16:59,984
Just want to make sure everything works
394
00:17:00,035 --> 00:17:01,936
in case I go back to it.
395
00:17:01,970 --> 00:17:04,522
You know, the kids eat so much junk.
396
00:17:06,091 --> 00:17:08,693
Right.
397
00:17:08,727 --> 00:17:11,712
So, uh, I-I see you've
got a new therapist.
398
00:17:11,747 --> 00:17:13,648
Look, Dr.
Park...
399
00:17:13,682 --> 00:17:15,233
No need to explain. [Chuckles]
400
00:17:15,267 --> 00:17:16,667
I'm a professional.
401
00:17:16,702 --> 00:17:18,936
I'm sure you had your reasons
for ending our sessions.
402
00:17:18,971 --> 00:17:20,354
Oh, thank you. I appreciate that.
403
00:17:20,405 --> 00:17:21,405
So, what were they?
404
00:17:22,624 --> 00:17:24,392
Kate. Is everything okay?
405
00:17:24,426 --> 00:17:25,760
Uh, nope.
406
00:17:25,762 --> 00:17:28,529
Dr. Humes, this is Dr. Park.
407
00:17:28,563 --> 00:17:30,464
She used to be my therapist.
408
00:17:30,515 --> 00:17:32,266
- Mm.
- Hi Oh. Yep.
409
00:17:35,404 --> 00:17:37,471
You guys seem really good together.
410
00:17:37,522 --> 00:17:39,240
Kate is a pleasure to treat.
411
00:17:39,291 --> 00:17:40,925
She communicates very well.
412
00:17:40,959 --> 00:17:43,377
Yeah, well, I kind of
taught her how to do that,
413
00:17:43,412 --> 00:17:46,380
so [chuckles] you're welcome.
414
00:17:46,415 --> 00:17:47,982
Dr. Park, is something wrong?
415
00:17:48,033 --> 00:17:49,900
No... actually, yes.
416
00:17:49,951 --> 00:17:51,719
Kate left me and lied about it.
417
00:17:53,105 --> 00:17:55,239
Now she's out gallivanting
around with her hot new piece
418
00:17:55,290 --> 00:17:56,991
while I'm stuck at home with the kids.
419
00:17:58,260 --> 00:18:01,495
Dr. Park, I'm sorry if
I hurt your feelings.
420
00:18:01,546 --> 00:18:03,564
I just wanted to see
what else was out there.
421
00:18:03,598 --> 00:18:05,432
Oh.
422
00:18:05,467 --> 00:18:08,469
So, it was nothing I did?
423
00:18:08,520 --> 00:18:09,603
No.
424
00:18:09,638 --> 00:18:11,372
In fact, you're the one who taught me
425
00:18:11,406 --> 00:18:13,207
to venture out and explore new options.
426
00:18:13,258 --> 00:18:16,076
Oh, right. [Chuckles] I did do that.
427
00:18:18,079 --> 00:18:21,682
Anyway, uh, it was nice to
see you... slash meet you.
428
00:18:21,684 --> 00:18:23,217
[Laughs] Okay.
429
00:18:23,251 --> 00:18:24,685
Oh, what about your appointment?
430
00:18:24,719 --> 00:18:26,670
Oh, right, yes. This whole...
431
00:18:26,721 --> 00:18:27,721
Yeah.
432
00:18:30,458 --> 00:18:32,926
So, can you come at 10:00
next week instead of 11:00?
433
00:18:32,944 --> 00:18:34,028
Oh, I think so.
434
00:18:34,062 --> 00:18:35,062
Good.
435
00:18:38,266 --> 00:18:39,700
Yeah.
436
00:18:39,734 --> 00:18:41,168
Okay. Yep.
437
00:18:48,043 --> 00:18:50,944
Are you ready?
438
00:18:50,979 --> 00:18:53,147
Ready as I'll ever be.
439
00:18:53,198 --> 00:18:55,616
[Heart monitor beeping steadily]
440
00:18:55,618 --> 00:18:57,751
Ladies and gentlemen,
441
00:18:57,802 --> 00:18:59,697
live from Welltopia's East Tower,
442
00:18:59,726 --> 00:19:02,856
the one and only Dicky Wexler!
443
00:19:02,907 --> 00:19:06,276
[Cheers and applause]
444
00:19:06,327 --> 00:19:07,494
Good to see you.
445
00:19:07,545 --> 00:19:09,630
Ta-da!
446
00:19:09,681 --> 00:19:11,481
[Cheering]
447
00:19:12,011 --> 00:19:13,438
Hey, great intro, Doc.
448
00:19:13,558 --> 00:19:15,325
If only you were that
good at curing cancer,
449
00:19:15,445 --> 00:19:16,649
I'd be on a beach right now.
450
00:19:16,769 --> 00:19:18,739
[Laughter]
451
00:19:19,253 --> 00:19:20,974
My future ex-wife is here.
452
00:19:21,094 --> 00:19:22,843
Hey, dollface, how about a sponge bath?
453
00:19:22,963 --> 00:19:24,511
And if that goes well,
you can give me one.
454
00:19:24,545 --> 00:19:26,713
[Laughter]
455
00:19:26,833 --> 00:19:29,265
What happens when you take
a blob of cookie dough,
456
00:19:29,385 --> 00:19:31,685
you put it in a cheap suit,
and you give it chlamydia?
457
00:19:32,377 --> 00:19:34,170
I don't know. Ask this
guy. It's his life story.
458
00:19:34,210 --> 00:19:36,473
[Laughter]
459
00:19:37,082 --> 00:19:40,977
Very funny, but, seriously,
I-I do not have any STDs.
460
00:19:41,029 --> 00:19:43,696
Bug-free since '93.
461
00:19:43,724 --> 00:19:44,564
Ah.
462
00:19:46,834 --> 00:19:48,869
Hey, hey, hey, hey,
y-you're a great audience...
463
00:19:49,260 --> 00:19:50,070
Not great-looking.
464
00:19:50,317 --> 00:19:51,872
I mean, come on. Look at you people.
465
00:19:51,906 --> 00:19:55,208
A truck-stop gift shop doesn't
have this many ugly mugs.
466
00:19:55,243 --> 00:19:56,243
[Laughter]
467
00:19:56,294 --> 00:19:57,911
We are not attractive.
468
00:20:05,235 --> 00:20:08,535
_
469
00:20:09,387 --> 00:20:11,152
Dicky: Man, it's great to be
back at the Tropicana.
470
00:20:11,530 --> 00:20:13,031
I lost my bag at the airport.
471
00:20:13,547 --> 00:20:15,566
To be honest, she was ready
to leave me anyway.
472
00:20:15,601 --> 00:20:16,935
[Laughter]
473
00:20:16,969 --> 00:20:18,853
I tell you, Vegas sure is
different than New York.
474
00:20:19,240 --> 00:20:20,795
Here, you ask for
a corned beef sandwich,
475
00:20:20,818 --> 00:20:22,807
a hooker takes you up to your
hotel room and robs you.
476
00:20:22,858 --> 00:20:23,617
[Laughter]
477
00:20:23,633 --> 00:20:25,059
Hey, don't tell my wife.
478
00:20:25,110 --> 00:20:26,060
I'm not supposed to
eat corned beef.
479
00:20:26,111 --> 00:20:27,812
[Laughs]
480
00:20:27,814 --> 00:20:30,448
I joke about my wife, but to be
honest, I love my mistress.
481
00:20:30,482 --> 00:20:31,733
[Chuckles]
482
00:20:34,452 --> 00:20:35,987
See you when I see you, pal.
483
00:20:39,154 --> 00:20:40,458
[Breathes deeply]
484
00:20:40,482 --> 00:20:43,482
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