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Previously on The Last Man on Earth...

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Maybe you should both
go by your middle names.

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- No, no, no, no, no.
- Phil, what's your middle name?

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- Tandy.
- Phil, what's your middle name?

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- I don't have a middle name.
- Can you believe that guy?!

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He beats me up, he
tries to steal my wife

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while he's got a bun in Erica's oven.

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Hey, Tandy. You want to go get a drink?

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I'd love to!

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I wish I was a lot more like you.

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Todd, will you marry me?

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Phil!

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Phil? Oh, my God.

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No, no, no,

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something's wrong!

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♪ I get knocked down ♪

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♪ But I get up again ♪

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♪ Ain't never gonna keep me down ♪

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♪ I get knocked down ♪

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♪ But I get up again ♪

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♪ Never gonna... ♪

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♪ Keep me down. ♪

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Thank you, Todd, Gail,

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for that beautiful rendition

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of what I can only imagine

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is one of Phil's favorite songs.

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Phil Miller got knocked down,

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and this time, he did not get up again.

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We raise a whiskey drink,

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we raise a vodka drink.

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What a hero.

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That is why today, we send him off

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the only way that truly makes sense...

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a Viking funeral.

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Tandy, I told you,

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Phil wouldn't have wanted this.

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No, this is not what he would've wanted,

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but this is what he deserves.

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I'm sorry that I couldn't save you.

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You did your best, Gail.

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Good-bye, Phil.

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We'll miss you.

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I know.

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I know.

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Buck up, bub.

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You can do it.

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And now, I would like to say

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my own personal good-bye to Phil.

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And now we send him to the sea.

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♪ He belongs to the sea ♪

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♪ He belongs to the ocean ♪

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♪ Phil belongs... ♪

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Tandy, you need a hand, bud?

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No, I would like to do this, Todd.

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I got this.

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♪ He belongs to the sea ♪

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♪ He belongs to the ocean ♪

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♪ Ocean ♪

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♪ Whenever we rely on ourselves ♪

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♪ For worse or for better... ♪

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Peace, bud.

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Hero.

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Honor.

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Burn, casket, burn!

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I honor you!

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Peace!

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Honor!

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Damn it!

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Hero.

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Honor and...

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Damn it!

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And, according to ancient law,

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the requirements of the
Viking funeral have been met.

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Uh, Valhalla!

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Uh, honor, hero!

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Amen.

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Sync and corrections by peterbrito
www.addic7ed.com

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I still can't believe
I beefed the finale.

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I mean, Phil deserved a bull's-eye.

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Hey, your speech was a bull's-eye.

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Well, Carol,

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the heart's aim is always true

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when it's dancing
like no one's watching.

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I mean,

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Phil was like a brother to me.

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I don't know about that.

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He was.

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I mean, sure,

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we had some ups and downs,

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but we ended it on a real high.

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You wouldn't understand,

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'cause you never had a brother.

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Okay, you didn't get a
chance to say good-bye

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to your own brother,

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so now you're projecting this onto Phil.

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Okay, this has nothing to
do with my brother, okay?

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I mean, except for the fact
that Phil was like my brother,

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and I never got a chance
to say good-bye to him.

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It's just too bad, because I think

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if his body had successfully
gone up in flames,

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it would've lifted everyone's spirits.

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Well, you know what would've
raised everyone's spirits?

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Todd saying yes to Melissa's proposal.

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Well, you know Toddler.

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You know, dude's a lifelong bachelor.

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I'm gonna go talk some
sense into that moron.

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Okay, but wait, Carol, Carol.

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There's something I have to tell you.

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This is gonna be hard to hear.

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Then I'll move in closer.

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Todd and Gail are boning.

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Cheese and rice!

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Todd didn't do anything wrong.

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He and Melissa had already broken up.

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I have to tell Melissa.

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Carol, you can't. Todd
swore me to secrecy.

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Well, Melissa's my best friend,

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and she is getting boned against.

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And I'm your husband.

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Okay? So promise me
you won't say anything.

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Okay, I promise.

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Let me see those hands.

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Good catch.

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Hey, hon bun.

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Hey, bub.

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Aw, come on, Gail.

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I'm sorry about all that...

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buck up stuff at the funeral.

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I...

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I was just a little freaked out

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'cause I think Melissa noticed us.

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Well, so what?

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Isn't it about time
she found out anyway?

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Well, today's probably
not the best day, you know?

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And what is the best day

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to find out that your ex-boyfriend's

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doing the devil's work
with the lady down the hall?

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Well, have you told Gordon

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about us yet?

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Oh, Todd, I know you're probably right.

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Everybody's dealing with as much
as they can deal with right now.

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Just take all the time you need.

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Thank you, Gail.

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Well, I should probably head out.

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Well, thanks again, Gail.

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I will start wearing more hats.

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See you later, bub.

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Good cover.

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Carol!

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Oh, hi!

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Sorry, I didn't see you there!

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I'm breaking all your ornaments!

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Oh.

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'Kay.

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Yeah, I promise I'll get you some more.

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I just needed to break
all these real quick.

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Yeah, I'd love to talk, hon,

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but I'm just, I can't.

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You know the drill.

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What would I want to talk about?

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You know,

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Phil dying.

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The other thing.

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Todd's rejection of my proposal?

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Goldang it, Melissa!

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I said I can't talk right now,

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and I'd love for you to honor that!

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It's all good, Carol.

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Okay, talk soon.

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Yeah, hell, yeah.

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Phil and I had a bumpy ride,

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uh, but I wouldn't change
a cottonpickin' thing

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'cause it led us to our destination:

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brotherhood.

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You know, for any of you

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who might be struggling with closure,

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unresolved feelings,

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and shoulda, woulda, coulda's,

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uh, I wrote a song that, uh,

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tells you how great I feel.

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Oh, you guys are gonna love it.

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He's been practicing.

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This is called "The Story of Us."

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♪ Have you ever had a
shoulda, coulda, woulda ♪

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♪ Sittin' right on your face ♪

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♪ And you think about the did that ♪

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♪ Done that, finished that ♪

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♪ That coulda been in its place ♪

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♪ Well, the second one's
what happened to me ♪

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♪ I finished all my business ♪

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♪ Gotta say good-bye to your friends ♪

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♪ 'Cause you never know
when their life's gonna end ♪

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♪ I'm over you ♪

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♪ I miss you, but I'm over you... ♪

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Get it together.

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♪ Closure, closure ♪

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♪ Closure, closure, closure ♪

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♪ Closure in my bones ♪

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♪ And my skin ♪

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♪ Closure, closure... ♪

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♪ Closure, closure, closure ♪

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♪ Put them hands together ♪

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♪ For closure. ♪

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Thank you. I have to leave.

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We-we're working on an ending,

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but I'm just so happy
he's found closure.

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♪ Closure, closure,
closure, closure, closure ♪

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♪ Closure, closure ♪

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♪ Closure, mm... ♪

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Hey, Melissa.

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Chewing on your boots there?

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Yeah, I'm just un-bedazzling
Carol's boots with my teeth.

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These are the boots I was wearing

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when I proposed to you.

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I'm doing great.

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- You okay?
- Yeah.

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What part of "I'm doing
great" do you not understand?

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Uh, you-you-you got some, uh, glitter

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on, in your face there.

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What?!

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God, that's good news.

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Okay, well, I'm gonna,
I'll leave you to it.

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- Todd?
- Yeah?

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Would you maybe want to
watch TV with me later?

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Just as friends.

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Uh...

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I'm great,

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so it doesn't matter either way.

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Regardless of what
you decide, it's fine,

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'cause even if you have
plans, I'm doing great.

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Ah, I got no plans.

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I mean, come on, what
plans would I have?

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All right, so it's a date, well, date...

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Not a date, an appointment.

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Great!

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You want this open or closed?

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Open.

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Okay.

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Ah, Phil, your room seems
so empty without you.

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I miss you so much, my brother.

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I just wish there was some way
that I could feel closer to you.

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I remember when I first met you.

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"Does this guy belong to you?"

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"Gas goes bad.

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Doesn't anybody remember
me telling you that?"

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"No, I just don't want
you to be president."

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"He poops in the ocean
in front of our house

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every damn day."

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"Tandy, go away."

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"It's appendicitis."

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"Tandy. Tandy.

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You want to go get a drink?"

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I'd like that, Phil.

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Nice hair, George Jefferson.

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Oh, if you were here right now,

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I'd be busting your Cs so hard,

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"Philip Stacy Miller."

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Wait a minute...

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Stacy?

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Hey, there, hon bun.

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Hey, shoog.

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Would you mind closing
that door behind you

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'cause things are about
to get real physical.

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How you doing?

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Well, I'm feeling pretty
guilty about Phil's death

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and for some reason I can't explain,

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that is just making me feel really horny

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and then I feel like, "Uh, I'm so wrong,

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I'm so bad," and that just amps up

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my horniness and I just feel like

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the dog is just chasing
its tail on this one,

272
00:11:51,294 --> 00:11:53,329
it's just a vicious,
vicious cycle, so...

273
00:11:53,363 --> 00:11:54,964
get those pants off.

274
00:11:54,998 --> 00:11:57,066
Oh. Oh, man, yeah, that sounds great.

275
00:11:57,100 --> 00:11:58,534
Man, yeah.

276
00:11:58,568 --> 00:12:00,202
I don't hear any buttons popping, Todd.

277
00:12:00,236 --> 00:12:01,337
Well, you know, here's the thing,

278
00:12:01,371 --> 00:12:03,005
it's just, I kind of...

279
00:12:03,039 --> 00:12:04,974
I kind of made plans with Melissa.

280
00:12:23,960 --> 00:12:24,968
I see.

281
00:12:24,969 --> 00:12:27,429
Yeah, so I'm just gonna pop over there,
you know, real quick, show my face,

282
00:12:27,464 --> 00:12:28,831
and then I'm gonna zip back here,

283
00:12:28,865 --> 00:12:30,763
get those pants off. If that's okay.

284
00:12:30,764 --> 00:12:32,267
Okay, Todd.

285
00:12:32,302 --> 00:12:33,802
You just do you thing.

286
00:12:33,837 --> 00:12:36,505
You know, I'm gonna be
right back. Okay? So...

287
00:12:36,539 --> 00:12:38,240
And, uh, thank you

288
00:12:38,275 --> 00:12:40,843
for telling me how stucco is made.

289
00:12:40,877 --> 00:12:42,845
I'll see you later, bub.

290
00:12:44,914 --> 00:12:46,982
"Bub."

291
00:12:47,017 --> 00:12:49,084
Friggin' turkey actually
did have a middle name.

292
00:12:49,119 --> 00:12:50,719
"Stacy."

293
00:12:50,754 --> 00:12:52,254
I mean, it's flat-out a girl's name.

294
00:12:52,289 --> 00:12:53,355
No offense, Stacy.

295
00:12:53,390 --> 00:12:55,991
Oh, I miss you, bud.

296
00:12:56,026 --> 00:12:58,394
Miss you with all my heart.

297
00:13:03,300 --> 00:13:05,100
I know a man's not supposed to cry,

298
00:13:05,135 --> 00:13:07,836
but most men don't get
a chance to experience

299
00:13:07,871 --> 00:13:10,005
the kind of friendship
that Phil and I had.

300
00:13:10,040 --> 00:13:11,473
Now it's over.

301
00:13:11,508 --> 00:13:14,043
He just left without a trace.

302
00:13:16,179 --> 00:13:17,613
Or did he?

303
00:13:22,566 --> 00:13:24,101
G'day.

304
00:13:24,549 --> 00:13:26,322
Look, Erica,

305
00:13:26,356 --> 00:13:28,023
I know you're scared

306
00:13:28,058 --> 00:13:30,526
and hurting and full
of worries right now.

307
00:13:30,560 --> 00:13:32,494
But I'm here to take one of
those worries off your plate

308
00:13:32,529 --> 00:13:34,930
and eat it raw.

309
00:13:34,965 --> 00:13:38,133
I will be the father to your baby.

310
00:13:38,168 --> 00:13:40,436
That's a... a nice offer...

311
00:13:40,470 --> 00:13:42,471
Come on, it's what Phil
and I would have wanted,

312
00:13:42,505 --> 00:13:44,540
so please accept our gift,

313
00:13:44,574 --> 00:13:46,275
this cradle, that Phil built

314
00:13:46,309 --> 00:13:48,177
and that I fixed.

315
00:13:50,146 --> 00:13:52,047
Knew I should've gone with masking tape.

316
00:13:52,082 --> 00:13:54,083
Huh.

317
00:13:54,117 --> 00:13:55,417
Hey.

318
00:13:56,953 --> 00:13:58,887
Come here.

319
00:13:58,922 --> 00:14:01,423
Um...

320
00:14:01,458 --> 00:14:03,192
I can't believe we're doing this.

321
00:14:05,895 --> 00:14:08,163
Yeah... about that...

322
00:14:08,198 --> 00:14:11,033
the second-to-last thing

323
00:14:11,067 --> 00:14:12,468
that Phil said to me

324
00:14:12,502 --> 00:14:15,104
before he died

325
00:14:15,138 --> 00:14:18,207
was, "Don't let Tandy raise our baby."

326
00:14:20,076 --> 00:14:22,244
Well, you know, hard to tell sarcasm

327
00:14:22,278 --> 00:14:25,581
when people are in extreme
pain like that, so, uh...

328
00:14:25,615 --> 00:14:27,016
What was the, uh,

329
00:14:27,050 --> 00:14:29,051
the last thing he said?

330
00:14:29,085 --> 00:14:32,554
Well, the very last thing he said

331
00:14:32,589 --> 00:14:35,424
was, "Did you hear me?

332
00:14:35,458 --> 00:14:37,159
I mean it."

333
00:14:39,529 --> 00:14:41,063
Okay, then.

334
00:14:41,097 --> 00:14:42,231
Mm.

335
00:14:42,265 --> 00:14:44,466
As per Phil's wishes, I will, uh,

336
00:14:44,501 --> 00:14:46,435
steer clear, you know?

337
00:14:48,238 --> 00:14:49,238
Totally fine with this.

338
00:14:49,272 --> 00:14:51,407
I'm okay.

339
00:14:51,441 --> 00:14:53,709
All right.

340
00:14:53,743 --> 00:14:55,811
G'day.

341
00:15:08,897 --> 00:15:11,020
Friggin' two-faced turd.

342
00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:13,400
One minute, you're like, all,

343
00:15:13,435 --> 00:15:15,002
"Hey, uh, let's go get a drink."

344
00:15:15,036 --> 00:15:16,804
Then the next minute,
you go behind my back

345
00:15:16,838 --> 00:15:18,272
and you go tell Erica,

346
00:15:18,306 --> 00:15:20,407
"Oh, I don't want Tandy
to raise the baby."

347
00:15:20,442 --> 00:15:22,543
You know what? You're no Viking!

348
00:15:22,577 --> 00:15:23,744
You're a sucking!

349
00:15:23,778 --> 00:15:26,513
Friggin' Stacy.

350
00:15:26,548 --> 00:15:28,616
God, I'm so glad that you're
out there floating unburned.

351
00:15:28,650 --> 00:15:30,985
That's my burn on you, huh?

352
00:15:31,019 --> 00:15:32,887
And I'm just getting started.

353
00:15:35,023 --> 00:15:37,925
And Jimmy Sharp is your 2019

354
00:15:37,959 --> 00:15:39,827
international motocross champion!

355
00:15:39,861 --> 00:15:41,595
Thanks for hanging out with me.

356
00:15:43,798 --> 00:15:45,599
Yeah. Of course.

357
00:15:45,634 --> 00:15:47,835
Yeah.

358
00:15:47,869 --> 00:15:51,472
Still can't believe Phil's gone.

359
00:15:51,506 --> 00:15:52,806
Yep, yep.

360
00:15:52,841 --> 00:15:54,408
Gone with the wind.

361
00:15:57,779 --> 00:15:59,647
I'm just so sick of losing people.

362
00:15:59,681 --> 00:16:01,949
Yeah.

363
00:16:01,983 --> 00:16:03,784
Yeah, we... go

364
00:16:03,818 --> 00:16:06,420
look for him on some... in days.

365
00:16:08,924 --> 00:16:10,658
It's just so hard to let go.

366
00:16:13,495 --> 00:16:14,595
Yeah.

367
00:16:19,701 --> 00:16:23,270
Uh...

368
00:16:28,043 --> 00:16:32,112
Uh...

369
00:16:37,085 --> 00:16:38,852
Look, I hate to do this, Erica,

370
00:16:38,887 --> 00:16:40,788
but in the spirit of closure,

371
00:16:40,822 --> 00:16:43,123
I thought I should make
you aware of something.

372
00:16:43,158 --> 00:16:44,825
Apparently, that guy

373
00:16:44,860 --> 00:16:46,727
who told you not to
let me near your baby,

374
00:16:46,761 --> 00:16:47,928
well, he

375
00:16:47,963 --> 00:16:50,531
was a massive pornhead.

376
00:16:50,565 --> 00:16:51,832
I mean, look at this!

377
00:16:51,867 --> 00:16:53,868
He just craved it to a sick degree.

378
00:16:53,902 --> 00:16:56,136
- Okay. Tandy...
- And not only that,

379
00:16:56,171 --> 00:17:00,074
the guy was out of his mind on drugs.

380
00:17:00,108 --> 00:17:01,875
Uppers, downers, sidewinders.

381
00:17:01,910 --> 00:17:03,777
And don't even bother looking at his...

382
00:17:03,812 --> 00:17:05,713
his slam poetry notebook.

383
00:17:06,681 --> 00:17:07,982
"White man always finds

384
00:17:08,016 --> 00:17:09,950
"black man guilty.

385
00:17:09,985 --> 00:17:12,586
"Rage! Hatin' on puppies,

386
00:17:12,621 --> 00:17:14,355
- so hard... "
- Tandy,

387
00:17:14,389 --> 00:17:16,490
I was in this room three hours ago.

388
00:17:16,525 --> 00:17:18,459
So you saw all the skid
marks in his underwear.

389
00:17:18,493 --> 00:17:19,760
I mean, every pair.

390
00:17:19,795 --> 00:17:21,262
Such a dirty bottom.

391
00:17:21,296 --> 00:17:23,664
I'm sorry Phil didn't want
you to help with the baby.

392
00:17:29,104 --> 00:17:30,704
Carol...

393
00:17:30,739 --> 00:17:31,906
Carol!

394
00:17:31,940 --> 00:17:34,475
Oh! Hey.

395
00:17:34,509 --> 00:17:36,677
Todd and I kissed.

396
00:17:36,711 --> 00:17:38,679
Did you tell Gail?

397
00:17:38,713 --> 00:17:40,814
Why would I tell Gail?

398
00:17:40,849 --> 00:17:42,483
Oh. I just, um...

399
00:17:42,517 --> 00:17:44,552
thought you two were close,

400
00:17:44,586 --> 00:17:46,187
but now that I think of
it, you and I are closer,

401
00:17:46,221 --> 00:17:47,721
so yeah, this is normal.

402
00:17:47,756 --> 00:17:49,523
Well, I think we might
get back together.

403
00:17:51,960 --> 00:17:54,595
I have diarrhea. Bye.

404
00:18:04,505 --> 00:18:06,239
Good-bye, Phil's crap!

405
00:18:06,274 --> 00:18:08,275
Good-bye, Phil's driver's license!

406
00:18:08,309 --> 00:18:10,043
Good-bye, Phil's watch!

407
00:18:10,078 --> 00:18:12,446
Good-bye to anything
that's ever belonged to you,

408
00:18:12,480 --> 00:18:14,548
even your clothes!

409
00:18:16,551 --> 00:18:19,119
Friggin' pants didn't
fit me anyway, fatty!

410
00:18:19,153 --> 00:18:21,221
You're history, dude!

411
00:18:21,255 --> 00:18:23,090
It's like you never even existed!

412
00:18:23,124 --> 00:18:26,059
Now there's not even a
single trace of you left!

413
00:18:27,495 --> 00:18:31,064
Except for your stupid,
washed up coffin!

414
00:18:32,300 --> 00:18:33,567
What?

415
00:18:36,637 --> 00:18:38,438
Oh, farts.

416
00:18:40,841 --> 00:18:42,785
Well, well, well.

417
00:18:42,786 --> 00:18:44,888
Look who came crawling back.

418
00:18:44,922 --> 00:18:46,589
And I'm glad you're here,

419
00:18:46,624 --> 00:18:47,557
'cause I got something

420
00:18:47,591 --> 00:18:48,858
I want to get off my bare chest.

421
00:18:48,893 --> 00:18:50,927
I wouldn't raise your baby

422
00:18:50,961 --> 00:18:53,696
with a ten-foot pole.

423
00:18:53,731 --> 00:18:55,698
Not even if that pole was made of gold

424
00:18:55,733 --> 00:18:57,066
and I got to keep it.

425
00:18:57,101 --> 00:18:59,102
And this all could've been avoided

426
00:18:59,136 --> 00:19:02,071
if you had just let me raise your kid!

427
00:19:02,106 --> 00:19:03,840
Man, I thought we were friends!

428
00:19:03,874 --> 00:19:05,141
Tandy...

429
00:19:08,779 --> 00:19:10,780
You okay?

430
00:19:10,815 --> 00:19:12,482
Um, I'm fine.

431
00:19:12,516 --> 00:19:13,983
Are you okay?

432
00:19:14,018 --> 00:19:16,052
No.

433
00:19:16,086 --> 00:19:17,921
I still just can't
wrap my head around it.

434
00:19:17,955 --> 00:19:19,155
- You know?
- Yeah.

435
00:19:19,189 --> 00:19:22,926
But at a certain point,

436
00:19:22,960 --> 00:19:24,727
you got to let it go.

437
00:19:24,762 --> 00:19:26,596
We have this saying, in Australia.

438
00:19:26,630 --> 00:19:28,631
I know, I know.

439
00:19:28,666 --> 00:19:31,100
"That's not a knife; this is a knife."

440
00:19:31,135 --> 00:19:33,102
Right?

441
00:19:33,137 --> 00:19:34,971
I've never understood that saying

442
00:19:35,005 --> 00:19:36,973
until this very moment.

443
00:19:37,007 --> 00:19:38,441
It's like...

444
00:19:38,475 --> 00:19:41,578
that's not a knife.

445
00:19:41,612 --> 00:19:43,980
You know? That isn't a knife.

446
00:19:44,014 --> 00:19:46,149
But this...

447
00:19:46,183 --> 00:19:47,517
this...

448
00:19:48,919 --> 00:19:50,687
this is a knife.

449
00:19:50,721 --> 00:19:52,555
Right?

450
00:19:52,590 --> 00:19:56,391
Yeah, something... like that.

451
00:20:03,167 --> 00:20:05,628
I know what you did, Todd.

452
00:20:07,071 --> 00:20:09,672
You broke my heart.

453
00:20:09,707 --> 00:20:12,395
You broke my heart.

454
00:20:15,179 --> 00:20:18,529
Your lips taste like Chartres.

455
00:20:21,218 --> 00:20:24,754
This is how we should've
done it all along.

456
00:20:24,788 --> 00:20:26,589
Yeah.

457
00:20:26,624 --> 00:20:28,925
Thank God we got a second chance.

458
00:20:28,959 --> 00:20:32,028
Bye, brother.

459
00:20:32,062 --> 00:20:34,040
Tandy...

460
00:20:35,132 --> 00:20:38,101
You're right.

461
00:20:38,135 --> 00:20:39,769
Bye, friend.

462
00:20:39,803 --> 00:20:41,638
Tandy.

463
00:20:44,608 --> 00:20:46,809
Good-bye, Phil.

464
00:20:50,438 --> 00:20:53,332
- Should we go up and join the others?
- Okay.

465
00:20:58,189 --> 00:20:59,801
Bye, brother.

466
00:21:03,690 --> 00:21:07,391
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