1 00:00:01,546 --> 00:00:03,312 LUCIFER: Previously on Lucifer... 2 00:00:03,957 --> 00:00:06,211 Ooh! How's your ex, Detective Douche? 3 00:00:06,311 --> 00:00:08,511 Is this the fight that you want to pick? 4 00:00:08,546 --> 00:00:09,612 You stuck your neck out on Palmetto. 5 00:00:09,648 --> 00:00:10,868 Look where that got you. 6 00:00:10,892 --> 00:00:11,615 Okay. 7 00:00:11,616 --> 00:00:13,783 Chloe, you are stabbing hard 8 00:00:13,818 --> 00:00:15,351 at something that's just not there. 9 00:00:15,387 --> 00:00:17,020 CHLOE: There's got to be an explanation 10 00:00:17,055 --> 00:00:18,354 for what I saw, Dan. 11 00:00:18,390 --> 00:00:19,355 There has to be! 12 00:00:19,391 --> 00:00:20,289 DAN: Chloe, this could mean 13 00:00:20,325 --> 00:00:21,257 a lot of things. 14 00:00:21,292 --> 00:00:22,892 CHLOE: It means a cop knew 15 00:00:22,927 --> 00:00:25,194 this secret passageway existed, Dan. 16 00:00:25,230 --> 00:00:25,795 What is it? 17 00:00:25,819 --> 00:00:26,797 A 999 key. 18 00:00:26,798 --> 00:00:29,165 LAPD issued. I was right. 19 00:00:29,200 --> 00:00:31,567 AMENADIEL: It's my duty to return the wings where they belong. 20 00:00:31,603 --> 00:00:32,802 Doesn't part of you long 21 00:00:32,837 --> 00:00:34,070 to assume your form? 22 00:00:34,105 --> 00:00:36,005 Not exactly. 23 00:00:37,842 --> 00:00:39,308 MAZE: I want what's best for Lucifer. 24 00:00:39,344 --> 00:00:40,677 AMENADIEL: Then give me something 25 00:00:40,712 --> 00:00:42,011 that I can use against Lucifer, and I'll make 26 00:00:42,047 --> 00:00:43,179 sure you're both back where you belong. 27 00:00:43,214 --> 00:00:44,414 That's the problem. 28 00:00:44,449 --> 00:00:45,948 He doesn't confide in me anymore. 29 00:00:45,984 --> 00:00:48,284 But there is someone he does talk to. 30 00:00:48,319 --> 00:00:49,252 A doctor. 31 00:00:49,287 --> 00:00:50,553 Hello there, neighbor. 32 00:00:50,588 --> 00:00:52,855 I actually need someone to confide in 33 00:00:52,891 --> 00:00:53,856 about a patient. 34 00:00:53,892 --> 00:00:54,657 And, hey, listen, 35 00:00:54,693 --> 00:00:55,758 if you have any patients 36 00:00:55,794 --> 00:00:57,527 you need to talk about... 37 00:00:58,930 --> 00:01:01,097 LINDA: You have no idea. 38 00:01:02,267 --> 00:01:06,102 (rock intro to "Rebel Rebel" playing) 39 00:01:08,907 --> 00:01:11,708 ♪ ♪ 40 00:01:13,978 --> 00:01:17,280 ♪ Got your mother in a whirl ♪ 41 00:01:17,315 --> 00:01:21,117 ♪ She's not sure if you're a boy or a girl ♪ 42 00:01:21,152 --> 00:01:24,287 ♪ Hey, babe, your hair's all right... ♪ 43 00:01:24,322 --> 00:01:25,588 Lovely. Thanks, girls. (chuckles) 44 00:01:25,623 --> 00:01:27,724 ♪ Hey, babe, let's go out tonight... ♪ 45 00:01:27,759 --> 00:01:28,858 Ooh! 46 00:01:28,893 --> 00:01:30,727 ♪ You like me, and I like it all... ♪ 47 00:01:30,762 --> 00:01:32,195 We'll have to try that later. 48 00:01:32,230 --> 00:01:35,732 ♪ We like dancing and we look divine... ♪ 49 00:01:35,767 --> 00:01:36,933 Brian! Cheers! 50 00:01:36,968 --> 00:01:40,436 ♪ You love bands when they're playing hard ♪ 51 00:01:40,472 --> 00:01:43,940 ♪ You want more and you want it fast ♪ 52 00:01:43,975 --> 00:01:45,908 ♪ They put you down... ♪ 53 00:01:45,944 --> 00:01:48,377 Maze! You haven't wished me happy birthday. 54 00:01:48,413 --> 00:01:50,046 The Devil doesn't have a birthday. 55 00:01:50,081 --> 00:01:51,214 Well, I do now. 56 00:01:51,249 --> 00:01:52,215 I burned my wings. 57 00:01:52,250 --> 00:01:53,683 I feel reborn. 58 00:01:53,718 --> 00:01:55,251 It's my re-birthday party. 59 00:01:55,286 --> 00:01:56,286 (chuckles) 60 00:01:56,321 --> 00:01:57,820 Reborn? As who? 61 00:01:57,856 --> 00:01:59,655 Whoever the hell I want to be. 62 00:01:59,691 --> 00:02:01,791 It's exciting, isn't it? 63 00:02:01,826 --> 00:02:03,025 (inhales) 64 00:02:03,061 --> 00:02:04,827 ♪ Hot tramp, I love you so ♪ 65 00:02:04,863 --> 00:02:06,963 Ha-ha. 66 00:02:09,400 --> 00:02:10,533 To new beginnings. 67 00:02:10,568 --> 00:02:12,135 Happy birthday to me. 68 00:02:12,170 --> 00:02:14,036 Oh, how sweet. 69 00:02:14,072 --> 00:02:15,238 She brought a date. 70 00:02:15,273 --> 00:02:18,374 ♪ Got your mother in a whirl ♪ 71 00:02:18,409 --> 00:02:22,445 ♪ 'Cause she's not sure if you're a boy or a girl ♪ 72 00:02:22,480 --> 00:02:25,882 ♪ Hey, babe, your hair's all right ♪ 73 00:02:25,917 --> 00:02:27,617 ♪ Hey, babe, let's... ♪ 74 00:02:27,652 --> 00:02:29,285 (laughing): You said "drinks with a few friends." 75 00:02:29,320 --> 00:02:30,820 Well, you know, things got out of hand. 76 00:02:30,855 --> 00:02:32,822 Just the way I like it. (chuckles) 77 00:02:32,857 --> 00:02:34,524 We brought you a birthday gift. 78 00:02:34,559 --> 00:02:35,691 Is that the royal "we"? 79 00:02:35,727 --> 00:02:37,660 Whiskey with a pickle juice chaser. 80 00:02:37,695 --> 00:02:40,029 It's our station's birthday tradition. 81 00:02:40,064 --> 00:02:41,597 Lovely! How can I refuse? 82 00:02:41,633 --> 00:02:42,732 Can I refuse? 83 00:02:42,767 --> 00:02:43,900 DAN: Of course you can. 84 00:02:43,935 --> 00:02:45,401 And we'll always think less of you. 85 00:02:46,571 --> 00:02:48,838 Here's to another trip around the sun. 86 00:02:48,873 --> 00:02:50,039 Cheers. 87 00:02:50,074 --> 00:02:52,675 ♪ You put them on ♪ 88 00:02:52,710 --> 00:02:56,312 ♪ Rebel Rebel, you've torn your dress ♪ 89 00:02:56,347 --> 00:02:58,247 Ah! Ooh! 90 00:02:58,283 --> 00:02:59,682 It's not bad, is it? 91 00:02:59,717 --> 00:03:00,683 Briny! 92 00:03:00,718 --> 00:03:01,951 Let's find Maze. 93 00:03:01,986 --> 00:03:03,719 She needs to try this bizarre concoction. 94 00:03:03,755 --> 00:03:05,621 She loves a salty aftertaste. 95 00:03:05,657 --> 00:03:06,923 No. We're just stopping by. 96 00:03:06,958 --> 00:03:08,090 We have a department thing to go to. 97 00:03:08,126 --> 00:03:10,026 Some of us work for a living. 98 00:03:10,061 --> 00:03:11,501 Well, that's your bad luck, isn't it? 99 00:03:11,529 --> 00:03:13,529 Come on, the party's barely started. 100 00:03:14,365 --> 00:03:17,033 Happy birthday, Lucifer. 101 00:03:23,041 --> 00:03:24,907 ("Rebel Rebel" ends) 102 00:03:24,943 --> 00:03:27,810 ♪ ♪ 103 00:03:27,846 --> 00:03:30,313 (indistinct conversations, rock music playing) 104 00:03:33,885 --> 00:03:35,718 You sure you want to be here? 105 00:03:35,753 --> 00:03:37,386 We can't be the only ones 106 00:03:37,422 --> 00:03:39,055 missing Malcolm's welcome back party. 107 00:03:39,090 --> 00:03:40,656 If we want to find a dirty cop, 108 00:03:40,692 --> 00:03:42,058 we got to look like team players. 109 00:03:42,093 --> 00:03:43,192 MAN: Chloe Decker! 110 00:03:43,228 --> 00:03:44,393 Here we go. 111 00:03:46,998 --> 00:03:49,832 ♪ Call me up on your little black phone ♪ 112 00:03:49,868 --> 00:03:53,736 ♪ Look for a big surprise... ♪ 113 00:03:53,771 --> 00:03:55,404 You and I need to talk. 114 00:03:55,440 --> 00:03:57,106 Sure, Malcolm. 115 00:03:57,942 --> 00:04:00,710 ♪ Every time you come 'round... ♪ 116 00:04:00,745 --> 00:04:02,378 You back with this guy? 117 00:04:02,413 --> 00:04:03,813 Hmm? 118 00:04:03,848 --> 00:04:05,114 How-how, how long was I out? 119 00:04:05,149 --> 00:04:07,283 What, you get the sense knocked out of you, Decker? 120 00:04:07,318 --> 00:04:09,085 - We're just, we're just... - You know, we have... 121 00:04:09,120 --> 00:04:10,286 (laughing): Just relax, guys. 122 00:04:10,321 --> 00:04:11,954 I'm just... just giving you a hard time. 123 00:04:11,990 --> 00:04:13,630 (Malcolm laughing) 124 00:04:13,631 --> 00:04:14,330 Oh. Wow. 125 00:04:14,334 --> 00:04:15,758 You finally got your sense of humor back, huh? 126 00:04:15,793 --> 00:04:17,793 Yeah, he's healing fast. 127 00:04:17,829 --> 00:04:19,161 Doc said he should be able 128 00:04:19,197 --> 00:04:21,163 to get rid of this chair in a couple days. 129 00:04:21,199 --> 00:04:23,766 (grunting): You tired of pushing me around, Paolucci? 130 00:04:23,801 --> 00:04:25,968 (Paolucci chuckles) 131 00:04:26,004 --> 00:04:27,970 PAOLUCCI: Look at that, huh? 132 00:04:28,006 --> 00:04:30,139 The partner who will not die. 133 00:04:30,174 --> 00:04:31,540 (Malcolm laughs) 134 00:04:31,576 --> 00:04:33,142 PAOLUCCI: Guess Heaven didn't want him 135 00:04:33,177 --> 00:04:34,310 and Hell couldn't keep him. 136 00:04:34,345 --> 00:04:36,045 (both chuckling) 137 00:04:36,080 --> 00:04:37,446 You got no idea. 138 00:04:37,482 --> 00:04:39,181 ♪ Devil in your eyes. ♪ 139 00:04:41,452 --> 00:04:43,185 So I, I may have been... 140 00:04:43,221 --> 00:04:44,153 (groans) 141 00:04:44,188 --> 00:04:46,956 ...out of line last time I was here. 142 00:04:48,960 --> 00:04:50,293 But I did send flowers. 143 00:04:50,328 --> 00:04:52,428 And chocolates. 144 00:04:52,463 --> 00:04:55,131 And now myself, so, save the best gift till last. 145 00:04:55,166 --> 00:04:56,299 (nervous chuckle) 146 00:04:57,869 --> 00:05:00,403 Not enough? No? 147 00:05:00,438 --> 00:05:02,204 You can invite a friend. (nervous laugh) 148 00:05:04,442 --> 00:05:06,842 Why did you think I'd be mad? 149 00:05:09,080 --> 00:05:11,714 Was it because of this? 150 00:05:11,749 --> 00:05:13,582 (nervous laugh) 151 00:05:13,618 --> 00:05:14,951 I've found women, generally, 152 00:05:14,986 --> 00:05:17,720 don't like a man punching holes in things, yes. 153 00:05:19,123 --> 00:05:22,058 Lucifer, our last session was a breakthrough. 154 00:05:22,093 --> 00:05:23,492 It was? 155 00:05:24,829 --> 00:05:27,163 You're finally getting in touch with your emotions. 156 00:05:27,198 --> 00:05:28,631 Letting your barriers down. 157 00:05:28,666 --> 00:05:30,132 You see, that's part of the problem. 158 00:05:30,168 --> 00:05:32,234 I'd like them back up, thank you. 159 00:05:32,270 --> 00:05:33,202 Why? 160 00:05:33,237 --> 00:05:34,270 Well, because these emotions 161 00:05:34,305 --> 00:05:38,107 are... bloody inconvenient, that's why. 162 00:05:39,577 --> 00:05:41,077 What's bothering you right now? 163 00:05:41,946 --> 00:05:43,179 (sighs): Well... 164 00:05:43,214 --> 00:05:45,181 right now I'm experiencing a very odd feeling. 165 00:05:45,216 --> 00:05:46,849 It's-it's like a... 166 00:05:46,884 --> 00:05:48,884 it's like a fat man sitting on my chest. 167 00:05:48,920 --> 00:05:51,854 But not in a fun way. 168 00:05:51,889 --> 00:05:54,123 And when is that happening? 169 00:05:55,093 --> 00:05:56,093 Well, um... 170 00:05:56,127 --> 00:05:57,226 When you're with Chloe? 171 00:05:57,261 --> 00:05:58,494 Yes. 172 00:05:58,529 --> 00:06:01,063 Well, actually, lately, when she's been with Dan. 173 00:06:01,099 --> 00:06:02,398 Her ex. 174 00:06:02,433 --> 00:06:04,333 Well, sort of. Uh... 175 00:06:04,369 --> 00:06:06,268 I don't know what she sees in that oaf. 176 00:06:06,304 --> 00:06:07,503 Lucifer... 177 00:06:08,573 --> 00:06:09,939 ...you're jealous. 178 00:06:09,974 --> 00:06:13,042 The Devil doesn't get jealous. 179 00:06:13,077 --> 00:06:14,944 I'm the one who inspires passion in others. 180 00:06:14,979 --> 00:06:16,112 (chuckling): I mean... 181 00:06:16,147 --> 00:06:17,380 you know that. 182 00:06:17,415 --> 00:06:19,015 Mm, don't I ever. 183 00:06:19,050 --> 00:06:19,982 Thank you. 184 00:06:20,018 --> 00:06:21,917 That's the appropriate response. 185 00:06:21,953 --> 00:06:23,085 (inhales) 186 00:06:25,023 --> 00:06:26,489 Hold on, maybe it's not me. 187 00:06:26,524 --> 00:06:29,392 Maybe it's her. (gasps quietly) 188 00:06:29,427 --> 00:06:31,027 You could fix the detective. 189 00:06:31,062 --> 00:06:33,329 How would I do that? 190 00:06:33,364 --> 00:06:35,898 Well, heal her douche fixation, obviously. 191 00:06:35,933 --> 00:06:37,700 Then she stays away from her ex. 192 00:06:37,735 --> 00:06:39,335 Then I get my partner back. 193 00:06:39,370 --> 00:06:41,270 That's not how therapy works. 194 00:06:41,305 --> 00:06:42,104 (scoffs) 195 00:06:42,140 --> 00:06:44,740 We deal with your issues. 196 00:06:44,776 --> 00:06:46,409 Not someone else's. 197 00:06:46,444 --> 00:06:47,610 (scoffs) 198 00:06:49,847 --> 00:06:53,015 ♪ ♪ 199 00:06:56,387 --> 00:06:58,521 (low, indistinct conversation) 200 00:07:05,630 --> 00:07:08,664 Oh, dear! Someone's session went poorly. 201 00:07:08,699 --> 00:07:10,533 Mm. Thanks for gracing us with your presence. 202 00:07:10,568 --> 00:07:12,134 Yes, I had a previous engagement. 203 00:07:12,170 --> 00:07:14,570 Therapy twice in one day. So L.A. of me. 204 00:07:14,605 --> 00:07:17,073 Dr. Bernie Shaw. Killed last night. 205 00:07:17,108 --> 00:07:18,108 No forced entry. 206 00:07:18,142 --> 00:07:19,542 Killer most likely knew the vic. 207 00:07:19,577 --> 00:07:21,310 The weapon was improvised. 208 00:07:21,345 --> 00:07:22,645 Seems like a crime of passion. 209 00:07:22,680 --> 00:07:24,747 Right. Yeah. 210 00:07:24,782 --> 00:07:27,783 Have you ever seen a therapist? 211 00:07:27,819 --> 00:07:30,886 You know, for your pent-up anger and your trust issues. 212 00:07:30,922 --> 00:07:32,521 And your attraction to very dull men. 213 00:07:32,557 --> 00:07:35,091 Let's just focus on the case, shall we? 214 00:07:35,126 --> 00:07:36,692 Well, I will, once it's interesting. 215 00:07:36,727 --> 00:07:38,994 Oh! Hello. 216 00:07:39,030 --> 00:07:41,397 It's interesting-- "The Cheater Therapist." 217 00:07:41,432 --> 00:07:43,365 Yeah, he encouraged couples to cheat to save their marriages. 218 00:07:43,401 --> 00:07:45,534 You can imagine how many people want to kill him. 219 00:07:45,570 --> 00:07:47,603 I can't, actually. Sounds like a great idea. 220 00:07:47,638 --> 00:07:49,772 You don't save a marriage by sleeping with other people. 221 00:07:49,807 --> 00:07:51,273 It can't hurt to try. 222 00:07:52,143 --> 00:07:53,509 Pretty sure it can. 223 00:07:53,544 --> 00:07:55,444 (chuckles) 224 00:07:55,480 --> 00:07:57,446 (camera clicking) 225 00:07:59,183 --> 00:08:01,450 That's the wife Alexandra. 226 00:08:01,486 --> 00:08:03,152 She was out of town and just got back 227 00:08:03,187 --> 00:08:04,286 to find her husband dead. 228 00:08:04,322 --> 00:08:05,721 Poor woman. 229 00:08:05,756 --> 00:08:07,690 Excuse me! 230 00:08:07,725 --> 00:08:09,191 Your husband was the Cheater Therapist. 231 00:08:09,227 --> 00:08:11,093 Hey, I'm not sure who you are, 232 00:08:11,129 --> 00:08:13,062 but this is not the time for judgment. 233 00:08:13,097 --> 00:08:14,630 What? No judgment here, Tissue Lad. 234 00:08:14,665 --> 00:08:17,133 I think her husband's work was bang on! 235 00:08:17,168 --> 00:08:18,267 I'm Detective Decker. 236 00:08:18,302 --> 00:08:20,069 This is my associate, Mr. Morningstar. 237 00:08:20,104 --> 00:08:20,836 Yeah, yeah. 238 00:08:20,872 --> 00:08:22,304 Jonathan Medina. 239 00:08:22,340 --> 00:08:23,672 Colleague of Dr. Shaw's. 240 00:08:23,708 --> 00:08:26,142 Desire shouldn't be contained-- it's unnatural. 241 00:08:26,177 --> 00:08:27,943 Your husband recognized that. 242 00:08:27,979 --> 00:08:31,247 Bernie, he-he just wanted to help people. 243 00:08:31,282 --> 00:08:33,282 He dedicated his life to others. 244 00:08:34,152 --> 00:08:35,584 Who would do this? 245 00:08:35,620 --> 00:08:37,419 We'll find out, Mrs. Shaw. 246 00:08:38,389 --> 00:08:39,522 Hmm? 247 00:08:41,192 --> 00:08:42,324 (speaking gently) 248 00:08:43,728 --> 00:08:46,028 Every one of her husband's patients is a suspect. 249 00:08:46,063 --> 00:08:48,164 Oh! Does that mean we get to dive into patient files? 250 00:08:48,199 --> 00:08:50,432 Read the deepest, darkest secrets 251 00:08:50,468 --> 00:08:51,867 of L.A.'s most unfaithful? 252 00:08:51,903 --> 00:08:53,569 No, we can't look at them without a psychologist 253 00:08:53,604 --> 00:08:55,437 to protect patient confidentiality. 254 00:08:55,473 --> 00:08:57,306 Perfect! I have just the psychologist! 255 00:08:57,341 --> 00:09:00,843 Dr. Linda Martin, from our first investigation together. 256 00:09:00,878 --> 00:09:02,211 The one that wanted to jump your bones? 257 00:09:02,246 --> 00:09:03,212 - Yeah. - No. Not happening. 258 00:09:03,247 --> 00:09:04,413 No, I really think she'd bring some 259 00:09:04,448 --> 00:09:05,915 impressive insight into the issues 260 00:09:05,950 --> 00:09:07,016 that you're dealing with. 261 00:09:07,051 --> 00:09:08,484 Uh, in the case. 262 00:09:08,519 --> 00:09:10,152 I really don't. Plus, it's out of our hands. 263 00:09:10,188 --> 00:09:12,688 Court-appointed. A judge needs to sign off. 264 00:09:17,461 --> 00:09:19,695 ♪ ♪ 265 00:09:25,703 --> 00:09:28,337 Wonderful! Now... 266 00:09:28,372 --> 00:09:30,372 I see you brought your gavel, like I asked. 267 00:09:31,742 --> 00:09:34,009 (Lucifer sighs passionately) 268 00:09:34,045 --> 00:09:34,944 (Michelle laughs) 269 00:09:34,979 --> 00:09:36,345 MICHELLE: Oh! 270 00:09:36,380 --> 00:09:38,347 LUCIFER: Oh, objection, Your Honor. 271 00:09:38,348 --> 00:09:40,748 ♪ Lucifer 1x08 ♪ Et Tu, Doctor? Original Air Date on March 14, 2016 272 00:09:40,749 --> 00:09:42,124 ♪ Oh! ♪ 273 00:09:42,126 --> 00:09:48,126 == sync, corrected by elderman == @elder_man 274 00:09:48,339 --> 00:09:49,438 Ah! Now, now... 275 00:09:49,473 --> 00:09:50,439 Oh, come on! 276 00:09:50,474 --> 00:09:51,707 I won't tell if you won't. 277 00:09:51,742 --> 00:09:54,009 I swore an oath... to a judge. 278 00:09:54,044 --> 00:09:55,410 Oh, did you now? 279 00:09:55,446 --> 00:09:56,445 You only get to read the files 280 00:09:56,480 --> 00:09:57,880 I deem necessary for investigation. 281 00:09:57,915 --> 00:09:59,314 (scoffs, sighs) 282 00:09:59,350 --> 00:10:01,383 Now, remember our deal: 283 00:10:01,418 --> 00:10:03,519 You have to fix the detective's broken douche meter 284 00:10:03,554 --> 00:10:05,113 whilst we investigate this crime. 285 00:10:05,114 --> 00:10:06,515 Mm-hmm. I never agreed to that. 286 00:10:06,516 --> 00:10:07,319 Oh, come now. 287 00:10:07,324 --> 00:10:08,991 Don't you want to help me? 288 00:10:11,529 --> 00:10:12,694 Hmm? Linda? 289 00:10:12,730 --> 00:10:14,329 (sultry chuckle) 290 00:10:14,365 --> 00:10:15,697 Lucifer... 291 00:10:15,733 --> 00:10:17,466 Ah! Speak of the me. 292 00:10:17,501 --> 00:10:19,868 Out here. Now. 293 00:10:24,975 --> 00:10:26,008 What did you do? 294 00:10:26,043 --> 00:10:27,709 Not what, but who, if you must know. 295 00:10:27,745 --> 00:10:29,278 But I try not to kiss and tell. 296 00:10:29,313 --> 00:10:31,880 I told you I didn't want to go with Dr. Martin. 297 00:10:31,916 --> 00:10:34,283 We need someone impartial, which means 298 00:10:34,318 --> 00:10:36,785 not trying to get in your pants. What...? 299 00:10:36,820 --> 00:10:38,320 Are you even listening to me? 300 00:10:38,355 --> 00:10:39,721 Not really. Look. 301 00:10:39,757 --> 00:10:42,024 A new doctor's moved in. 302 00:10:42,059 --> 00:10:44,092 Dr. Canaan. 303 00:10:44,128 --> 00:10:45,994 How Biblical. 304 00:10:46,030 --> 00:10:48,363 Sure, let's add another random doctor to the case. 305 00:10:48,399 --> 00:10:49,798 Great idea. 306 00:10:49,833 --> 00:10:53,202 Now, look, I assure you, Dr. Martin is excellent. 307 00:10:53,237 --> 00:10:55,404 She trained at Stanford, she lectures at USC, 308 00:10:55,439 --> 00:10:56,838 she's got stacks of awards... 309 00:10:56,874 --> 00:10:58,840 Since when are you her fanboy? 310 00:10:58,876 --> 00:10:59,908 Since I became a client. 311 00:10:59,944 --> 00:11:01,310 You. 312 00:11:01,345 --> 00:11:02,477 You're really in therapy? 313 00:11:02,513 --> 00:11:04,279 Why is that so surprising? 314 00:11:04,315 --> 00:11:05,747 You're the least reflective person I know. 315 00:11:05,783 --> 00:11:06,783 I have layers. 316 00:11:06,817 --> 00:11:08,350 I'm like an onion. 317 00:11:08,385 --> 00:11:09,885 An irresistible one. 318 00:11:09,920 --> 00:11:11,453 Dr. Linda 319 00:11:11,488 --> 00:11:13,488 said we recently made a breakthrough, in fact. 320 00:11:13,524 --> 00:11:15,290 Why do I think that's code for sex? 321 00:11:15,326 --> 00:11:17,025 In that particular context, no. 322 00:11:17,061 --> 00:11:18,393 Do you still think you're the Devil? 323 00:11:18,429 --> 00:11:19,828 I am the Devil. 324 00:11:19,863 --> 00:11:22,297 Then excuse me if I doubt her skills. 325 00:11:22,333 --> 00:11:23,532 Look, she's helped me, all right? 326 00:11:23,567 --> 00:11:24,866 And I think she can be of help here. 327 00:11:24,902 --> 00:11:26,568 - Uh-huh, I'm sure. - Excuse me. 328 00:11:26,604 --> 00:11:28,474 Everything okay? 329 00:11:28,476 --> 00:11:30,076 - Yes, Linda, everything's absolutely fine... - No offense, Dr. Martin... 330 00:11:30,077 --> 00:11:31,169 I found something. 331 00:11:31,175 --> 00:11:31,964 Hello. 332 00:11:31,965 --> 00:11:32,705 What is it? 333 00:11:32,710 --> 00:11:34,409 A patient named Richard Kester. 334 00:11:34,445 --> 00:11:36,745 His wife convinced him to try Dr. Shaw's therapy. 335 00:11:36,780 --> 00:11:38,213 Hmm, let me guess-- didn't end well? 336 00:11:38,249 --> 00:11:39,681 She had an affair. 337 00:11:39,717 --> 00:11:40,849 They got divorced. 338 00:11:40,884 --> 00:11:43,719 And then Richard sent Dr. Shaw a death threat. 339 00:11:43,754 --> 00:11:46,355 It's been more than a year, but that kind of anger 340 00:11:46,390 --> 00:11:47,789 can bubble up when you least expect it. 341 00:11:47,825 --> 00:11:50,192 Add him to the list of angry patients. 342 00:11:50,227 --> 00:11:51,260 That's just it. 343 00:11:51,295 --> 00:11:53,195 Richard's the only one so far. 344 00:11:53,230 --> 00:11:55,664 Dr. Shaw's patients seem remarkably happy with him. 345 00:11:55,699 --> 00:11:56,798 Oh, do they now? 346 00:11:56,834 --> 00:11:58,867 See, cheater therapy works. 347 00:11:58,902 --> 00:12:02,638 Maybe you should've tried it with Detective Douche. 348 00:12:02,673 --> 00:12:06,108 Or was that what broke you apart? 349 00:12:07,144 --> 00:12:08,677 What is wrong with you lately? 350 00:12:10,481 --> 00:12:12,114 I'll look into him. 351 00:12:12,149 --> 00:12:13,982 Thank you. 352 00:12:14,018 --> 00:12:15,317 Yeah. 353 00:12:15,352 --> 00:12:16,585 Top work, Sherlock. 354 00:12:18,055 --> 00:12:20,422 (sighs) 355 00:12:21,625 --> 00:12:23,358 So I don't understand 356 00:12:23,394 --> 00:12:24,559 all this jealousy talk. 357 00:12:24,595 --> 00:12:26,528 I mean, why covet something someone else has? 358 00:12:26,563 --> 00:12:27,996 Why not just take it? 359 00:12:28,032 --> 00:12:30,032 (chuckles) 'Cause it's never that easy. 360 00:12:30,067 --> 00:12:32,134 Well, it is for me. 361 00:12:32,169 --> 00:12:34,269 Usually. 362 00:12:36,373 --> 00:12:37,973 I, uh, I may have overstepped 363 00:12:38,008 --> 00:12:40,075 earlier in regards to Detective Douche. 364 00:12:40,110 --> 00:12:41,343 (laughs) Yeah. 365 00:12:41,378 --> 00:12:43,145 You definitely may have. 366 00:12:43,180 --> 00:12:46,848 So why did you two separate anyway? 367 00:12:48,686 --> 00:12:49,985 (chuckles) 368 00:12:50,020 --> 00:12:51,920 (sighs) 369 00:12:51,955 --> 00:12:54,556 The job was more important to him than me and Trixie. 370 00:12:54,591 --> 00:12:56,525 But lately something's changed. 371 00:12:56,560 --> 00:12:58,994 He... he makes time for me. 372 00:12:59,029 --> 00:13:01,096 He makes time for us. 373 00:13:01,131 --> 00:13:03,498 He's really putting in an effort. 374 00:13:03,534 --> 00:13:05,901 Yes, if ever anyone deserved 375 00:13:05,936 --> 00:13:08,537 a participation trophy, it's Dan. 376 00:13:14,912 --> 00:13:17,012 (phone ringing) 377 00:13:18,916 --> 00:13:19,881 Decker. 378 00:13:19,917 --> 00:13:21,049 LINDA: Uh, hello, Detective. 379 00:13:21,085 --> 00:13:22,085 It's about Richard. 380 00:13:22,119 --> 00:13:23,119 I wanted to warn you. 381 00:13:23,153 --> 00:13:24,519 He may be unstable. 382 00:13:24,555 --> 00:13:26,088 Possibly dangerous. 383 00:13:26,123 --> 00:13:27,589 I'll handle it, but thanks. 384 00:13:27,624 --> 00:13:28,890 I don't mean to you. 385 00:13:28,926 --> 00:13:30,258 I mean to himself. 386 00:13:30,294 --> 00:13:31,727 (siren whoops) 387 00:13:31,762 --> 00:13:32,928 (indistinct radio transmission) 388 00:13:32,963 --> 00:13:35,130 Yeah, you may be right. 389 00:13:35,165 --> 00:13:36,698 Lucifer? 390 00:13:36,734 --> 00:13:38,233 Oh, my God. 391 00:13:38,268 --> 00:13:39,301 There's another one. 392 00:13:39,336 --> 00:13:40,569 LUCIFER: Hey, Detective! 393 00:13:40,604 --> 00:13:43,472 You need your roots done! 394 00:13:49,762 --> 00:13:51,629 (crowd chattering) 395 00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:53,497 MAN: What is he doing? 396 00:13:53,533 --> 00:13:54,865 I've made up my mind. 397 00:13:54,901 --> 00:13:57,068 You can't stop me. 398 00:13:57,103 --> 00:13:58,869 What? Oh, no. I'm not here to stop you. 399 00:13:58,905 --> 00:14:00,538 If you want to jump, go for it. 400 00:14:01,808 --> 00:14:04,809 Is this some kind of reverse psychology? 401 00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:06,043 No, quite serious. 402 00:14:06,079 --> 00:14:07,079 Go for it. 403 00:14:07,113 --> 00:14:09,847 Okay, here goes. 404 00:14:09,882 --> 00:14:11,849 I do have one question before you pop off. 405 00:14:11,884 --> 00:14:13,918 You see, I'm trying to understand jealousy. 406 00:14:13,953 --> 00:14:16,087 It's a new concept to me. 407 00:14:16,122 --> 00:14:19,193 And you, dear Ricky, are the perfect person to explain it. 408 00:14:19,194 --> 00:14:20,060 What are you talking about--? 409 00:14:20,084 --> 00:14:21,459 Manners, Ricky. 410 00:14:21,461 --> 00:14:22,460 Manners! (Richard screaming) 411 00:14:22,495 --> 00:14:23,694 We're not done talking yet! 412 00:14:23,730 --> 00:14:24,962 Okay, I'll talk!! 413 00:14:24,998 --> 00:14:26,931 Pull me back up, please! 414 00:14:26,966 --> 00:14:29,000 Are you sure? Yeah? 'Cause I could just-- 415 00:14:29,035 --> 00:14:31,602 (screams) Pull me back up! 416 00:14:31,638 --> 00:14:33,938 Pull me up, please! 417 00:14:37,043 --> 00:14:38,275 Oh, God. 418 00:14:38,311 --> 00:14:39,744 I'd save your breath if I were you. 419 00:14:39,779 --> 00:14:42,446 When it comes to this sort of thing, he's quite judgy. 420 00:14:42,482 --> 00:14:45,216 Right, back to the matter in hand. 421 00:14:45,251 --> 00:14:48,185 Now, you were so jealous that you murdered Dr. Shaw. 422 00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:49,553 Can you help me understand why? 423 00:14:49,589 --> 00:14:50,955 How could you say that? 424 00:14:52,125 --> 00:14:54,025 I was about to jump, because he's dead. 425 00:14:54,060 --> 00:14:55,526 Don't fib, Rickster. 426 00:14:55,561 --> 00:14:56,694 I know about your death threats. 427 00:14:56,729 --> 00:14:59,630 (scoffs) I was in a bad place. 428 00:14:59,666 --> 00:15:01,132 Kara had just dumped me. 429 00:15:01,167 --> 00:15:02,533 I made my threats. 430 00:15:02,568 --> 00:15:04,001 Then I went to his office... 431 00:15:04,037 --> 00:15:05,469 And killed him. 432 00:15:05,505 --> 00:15:07,071 And he talked me down. 433 00:15:07,106 --> 00:15:09,507 And afterwards, he kept seeing me, 434 00:15:09,542 --> 00:15:12,043 even though he knew I couldn't afford to pay him. 435 00:15:12,078 --> 00:15:14,478 I mean, he'd got me through my divorce, bankruptcy, 436 00:15:14,514 --> 00:15:16,013 the death of my parrot. 437 00:15:16,049 --> 00:15:18,115 Oh, I've just realized 438 00:15:18,151 --> 00:15:19,750 you're not jealous, are you? 439 00:15:19,786 --> 00:15:21,452 You're just sad. 440 00:15:21,487 --> 00:15:23,320 Pathetic, really. 441 00:15:23,356 --> 00:15:25,456 (sighs) Well, if you can't tell me what I need to know, 442 00:15:25,491 --> 00:15:27,458 what good are you? 443 00:15:27,493 --> 00:15:29,827 Aren't you supposed to tell me that I have a lot to live for? 444 00:15:29,862 --> 00:15:30,861 Well, I wish I could, Ricky, 445 00:15:30,897 --> 00:15:33,264 but your life sounds incredibly bleak. 446 00:15:33,299 --> 00:15:36,100 Ironically, it seems there's nowhere to go but up. 447 00:15:37,804 --> 00:15:40,604 (sighs) 448 00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:42,006 You know what? You're right. 449 00:15:42,041 --> 00:15:43,541 Hmm? 450 00:15:43,576 --> 00:15:46,177 Maybe the worst is behind me. 451 00:15:46,212 --> 00:15:47,845 Hmm. 452 00:15:47,880 --> 00:15:49,747 I think I'm ready to go in now. 453 00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:51,315 Well, I wasn't asking, but, uh, 454 00:15:51,350 --> 00:15:53,617 all right, go on, quick as you can. 455 00:15:53,653 --> 00:15:55,553 Come on, chop, chop. 456 00:15:55,588 --> 00:15:58,622 (crowd cheering) 457 00:15:58,658 --> 00:16:00,357 CHLOE: I can't believe you, Lucifer. 458 00:16:00,393 --> 00:16:02,326 LUCIFER: What? You should be thanking me. 459 00:16:02,361 --> 00:16:05,863 All right, Richard, we confirmed your alibi with your neighbor. 460 00:16:05,898 --> 00:16:07,364 You're free to go. 461 00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:09,100 How did this happen? 462 00:16:09,135 --> 00:16:10,701 Poor Sandy. 463 00:16:10,737 --> 00:16:11,602 Who's Sandy? 464 00:16:11,637 --> 00:16:13,838 Dr. Shaw's wife, Alexandra. 465 00:16:13,873 --> 00:16:16,173 Her friends all call her Sandy. 466 00:16:16,209 --> 00:16:19,410 Okay, and you're friends with your therapist's wife? 467 00:16:19,445 --> 00:16:22,346 Yes, how open was his relationship therapy, hmm? 468 00:16:22,381 --> 00:16:24,715 No, it's nothing like that. 469 00:16:24,751 --> 00:16:26,283 That's just how the Shaws are. 470 00:16:26,319 --> 00:16:29,086 They go above and beyond. 471 00:16:29,122 --> 00:16:31,188 I just ran into her two days ago. 472 00:16:31,224 --> 00:16:33,157 Sandy was planning a surprise 473 00:16:33,192 --> 00:16:35,526 for Dr. Shaw and everything. 474 00:16:35,561 --> 00:16:37,561 You ran into her two days ago-- are you sure about that? 475 00:16:37,597 --> 00:16:38,729 Yeah. 476 00:16:38,765 --> 00:16:41,098 Alexandra told us she was in Phoenix. 477 00:16:41,134 --> 00:16:42,099 We checked her alibi. 478 00:16:42,135 --> 00:16:43,300 She had plane tickets to prove it. 479 00:16:43,336 --> 00:16:44,535 What was the surprise? 480 00:16:44,570 --> 00:16:45,903 I don't know. 481 00:16:45,938 --> 00:16:48,239 She just asked me not to tell Dr. Shaw she was in town. 482 00:16:48,274 --> 00:16:50,374 (chuckles): Uh-huh. 483 00:16:50,409 --> 00:16:53,010 You can't think she did this? 484 00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:57,047 ♪ ♪ 485 00:17:02,688 --> 00:17:04,388 ♪ Are we ♪ 486 00:17:04,423 --> 00:17:06,257 ♪ Too deep... ♪ 487 00:17:06,292 --> 00:17:09,326 We're closed. 488 00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:12,363 You must be Maze. 489 00:17:12,398 --> 00:17:14,198 ♪ Look what you've done... ♪ 490 00:17:14,233 --> 00:17:16,467 You're just as Lucifer described. 491 00:17:20,473 --> 00:17:22,840 So, you're the doctor. 492 00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:24,208 Oh, call me Linda. 493 00:17:24,243 --> 00:17:25,810 Pleasure to meet you. 494 00:17:29,682 --> 00:17:33,050 ♪ This thing has gone too far... ♪ 495 00:17:33,085 --> 00:17:35,019 I've seen that look in women before. 496 00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:36,520 Won't end well. 497 00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:38,022 What won't? 498 00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:39,223 Sleeping with my boss. 499 00:17:39,258 --> 00:17:41,792 You'll end up like all the others. 500 00:17:41,828 --> 00:17:43,861 Trash left by the side of the road. 501 00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:45,496 Interesting. 502 00:17:45,531 --> 00:17:46,730 What? 503 00:17:46,766 --> 00:17:48,199 Well, I find people who are rude 504 00:17:48,234 --> 00:17:50,467 usually feel powerless in their own lives. 505 00:17:50,503 --> 00:17:53,270 Terrified of not being in control. 506 00:17:53,306 --> 00:17:54,939 But that's not you, I'm sure. 507 00:17:54,974 --> 00:17:57,508 I like you. 508 00:17:57,543 --> 00:17:59,510 ♪ I am a fool... ♪ 509 00:17:59,545 --> 00:18:01,278 LUCIFER: Doctor? 510 00:18:01,314 --> 00:18:04,148 What a surprise. 511 00:18:04,183 --> 00:18:05,883 What are you doing here? 512 00:18:05,918 --> 00:18:07,284 I thought you asked me to meet you here. 513 00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:09,153 That-that was me. I felt like 514 00:18:09,188 --> 00:18:11,822 it would be good to get your input on the case. 515 00:18:11,858 --> 00:18:13,858 CHLOE: That's a good idea, actually, especially 516 00:18:13,893 --> 00:18:16,193 since our last suspect almost ended up sidewalk art. 517 00:18:16,229 --> 00:18:18,796 Turns out Mrs. Shaw flew to Phoenix 518 00:18:18,831 --> 00:18:21,332 but rented a car and drove back a couple days early. 519 00:18:21,367 --> 00:18:23,334 LUCIFER: So, dear, sweet Sandy was here 520 00:18:23,369 --> 00:18:25,169 just in time for the murder. 521 00:18:25,204 --> 00:18:27,504 Wait, Alexandra Shaw goes by "Sandy"? 522 00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:30,741 The doctor had a female patient who was stalked 523 00:18:30,776 --> 00:18:33,510 by someone with the initials S.S. 524 00:18:33,546 --> 00:18:35,179 He used initials in his notes? 525 00:18:35,214 --> 00:18:36,680 I found it odd as well. 526 00:18:36,716 --> 00:18:39,416 Why conceal someone's identity in private notes? 527 00:18:39,452 --> 00:18:41,819 But I thought it wasn't related, so I-- 528 00:18:41,854 --> 00:18:45,556 Unless S.S. stands for Sandy Shaw. 529 00:18:45,591 --> 00:18:46,790 If she was stalking 530 00:18:46,826 --> 00:18:48,926 one of her husband's female patients... 531 00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:50,160 Then maybe Dr. Shaw 532 00:18:50,196 --> 00:18:52,196 was engaged in his own 533 00:18:52,231 --> 00:18:53,163 open-relationship therapy. 534 00:18:53,199 --> 00:18:54,365 CHLOE: Sandy found out. 535 00:18:54,400 --> 00:18:55,566 So maybe she wasn't 536 00:18:55,601 --> 00:18:56,634 okay with it as she claimed. 537 00:18:56,669 --> 00:18:58,435 (phone rings) Excuse me. 538 00:18:59,338 --> 00:19:00,804 Decker. 539 00:19:00,840 --> 00:19:03,173 Yeah, this is 831. 540 00:19:03,209 --> 00:19:06,477 Oh, yeah, tell him I'll be there as soon as I can. 541 00:19:06,512 --> 00:19:07,978 Okay, thank you. 542 00:19:08,848 --> 00:19:10,180 That was dispatch. 543 00:19:10,216 --> 00:19:11,248 Dan's phone died, 544 00:19:11,284 --> 00:19:12,983 and he wants me to meet him at my place. 545 00:19:13,019 --> 00:19:14,218 Apparently it's urgent. 546 00:19:14,253 --> 00:19:15,586 Oh, how convenient. 547 00:19:15,621 --> 00:19:16,954 What's next-- he spills something on his shirt 548 00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:18,122 and he has to take it off? 549 00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:20,691 Oh, no, the trousers, too. 550 00:19:20,726 --> 00:19:21,379 What? 551 00:19:21,403 --> 00:19:22,459 What, so that's it? 552 00:19:22,461 --> 00:19:23,994 You just go running as soon as Dan calls? 553 00:19:24,030 --> 00:19:25,262 What about the case? 554 00:19:25,298 --> 00:19:27,264 This could relate to another case I'm working on. 555 00:19:27,300 --> 00:19:29,066 There's units looking for Sandy now. 556 00:19:29,101 --> 00:19:30,668 And once they find her, they'll call me. 557 00:19:30,703 --> 00:19:32,069 Bye. 558 00:19:32,104 --> 00:19:33,104 Bye. 559 00:19:33,139 --> 00:19:34,672 Unbelievable. 560 00:19:34,707 --> 00:19:36,173 You see what I'm dealing with now, don't you? 561 00:19:36,208 --> 00:19:39,777 I think I do, actually. 562 00:19:39,812 --> 00:19:42,046 It's worse than I realized. 563 00:19:42,081 --> 00:19:44,615 Thank you. 564 00:19:51,123 --> 00:19:53,924 Hey, Dan. 565 00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:55,726 What did you find out? 566 00:19:55,761 --> 00:19:57,194 Surprise. 567 00:20:07,212 --> 00:20:10,158 Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey! I just wanted to talk. 568 00:20:10,358 --> 00:20:12,024 You act all chummy in public, 569 00:20:12,059 --> 00:20:13,459 then you break into my home, 570 00:20:13,494 --> 00:20:15,594 trick me into meeting you in private? 571 00:20:15,630 --> 00:20:18,364 Excuse me if I'm not trusting. 572 00:20:18,399 --> 00:20:20,733 Hey, I'm not armed. 573 00:20:20,768 --> 00:20:23,035 All right? Hey. 574 00:20:24,305 --> 00:20:26,939 Huh? It's nothing like that. 575 00:20:28,376 --> 00:20:30,342 All right. 576 00:20:31,512 --> 00:20:33,345 Then talk. 577 00:20:33,381 --> 00:20:35,347 I had to meet with you where no one else could hear. 578 00:20:35,383 --> 00:20:36,916 Hear what-- my screams? 579 00:20:36,951 --> 00:20:38,017 (chuckles) 580 00:20:38,052 --> 00:20:41,187 Decker, we're on the same side. 581 00:20:41,222 --> 00:20:42,922 And I know you're still looking into Palmetto. 582 00:20:42,957 --> 00:20:44,824 Well, guess what? So am I. 583 00:20:44,859 --> 00:20:46,725 I put that to bed a long time ago. 584 00:20:46,761 --> 00:20:48,327 That the best you got? 585 00:20:48,362 --> 00:20:51,430 God, you're a decent cop, but you are a terrible liar. 586 00:20:51,466 --> 00:20:53,666 Come on! 587 00:20:53,701 --> 00:20:55,000 Palmetto stinks. 588 00:20:55,036 --> 00:20:56,402 I should know. I was there. 589 00:20:56,437 --> 00:20:58,170 Mm-hmm. 590 00:20:58,206 --> 00:21:00,406 Go ahead, say it. 591 00:21:00,441 --> 00:21:02,174 I look dirty. 592 00:21:02,210 --> 00:21:04,510 I saw you meet with Nikolas Aoudi. 593 00:21:04,545 --> 00:21:06,278 You were laughing. 594 00:21:06,314 --> 00:21:08,013 I saw you hand him cash. 595 00:21:08,049 --> 00:21:09,949 I've used him as a CI before. 596 00:21:09,984 --> 00:21:12,117 I was buying information. 597 00:21:12,153 --> 00:21:15,321 Then we both got shot. 598 00:21:15,356 --> 00:21:18,257 And I think it was a cop who shot me. 599 00:21:19,827 --> 00:21:21,827 But you knew that already, didn't you? 600 00:21:21,863 --> 00:21:23,128 Why do you think it was a cop? 601 00:21:23,164 --> 00:21:24,797 That's what I was paying Aoudi for. 602 00:21:24,832 --> 00:21:26,866 Intel on someone crooked at our station. 603 00:21:26,901 --> 00:21:28,968 But I think he or she got to me first. 604 00:21:29,003 --> 00:21:30,636 That's... (laughs) 605 00:21:30,671 --> 00:21:32,104 that's a great story. 606 00:21:32,139 --> 00:21:33,472 I love the ending. 607 00:21:33,508 --> 00:21:35,407 It-it ties up all the loose ends. 608 00:21:35,443 --> 00:21:36,842 Not really. 609 00:21:36,878 --> 00:21:38,344 I can't explain 610 00:21:38,379 --> 00:21:41,780 how the crooked cop knew I was there.. 611 00:21:43,017 --> 00:21:44,817 How'd you find me? 612 00:21:44,852 --> 00:21:46,485 I followed the smell. 613 00:21:46,521 --> 00:21:47,987 (chuckling): You followed the... 614 00:21:48,022 --> 00:21:49,288 You know what? 615 00:21:49,323 --> 00:21:50,723 Screw this. 616 00:21:50,758 --> 00:21:52,291 I only called you to try and help. 617 00:21:52,326 --> 00:21:53,158 Really? 618 00:21:53,194 --> 00:21:54,960 Yeah, really. 619 00:21:54,996 --> 00:21:57,496 Listen, Decker, they pulled the plug on me. 620 00:21:57,532 --> 00:22:00,733 Malcolm... 621 00:22:00,768 --> 00:22:02,301 I was dead. 622 00:22:02,336 --> 00:22:04,737 I-I know. 623 00:22:04,772 --> 00:22:08,707 Made me appreciate the time I've got here. 624 00:22:08,743 --> 00:22:10,776 So, personally, I don't think 625 00:22:10,811 --> 00:22:14,413 I'm gonna dig any deeper on this one. 626 00:22:14,448 --> 00:22:16,382 And I wouldn't if I were you either. 627 00:22:16,417 --> 00:22:19,118 Not sure if that's a warning or a threat. 628 00:22:19,153 --> 00:22:21,687 I'm not the enemy, Chloe. 629 00:22:21,722 --> 00:22:23,956 But whoever we were investigating, 630 00:22:23,991 --> 00:22:26,191 they're still out there. 631 00:22:26,227 --> 00:22:29,595 And they clearly don't have a problem shooting cops. 632 00:22:33,534 --> 00:22:36,335 (phone ringing) 633 00:22:36,370 --> 00:22:37,536 (door closes) 634 00:22:37,572 --> 00:22:39,405 Decker. 635 00:22:40,441 --> 00:22:41,907 CHLOE: Unis found Sandy Shaw 636 00:22:41,943 --> 00:22:43,442 in her car in a parking structure. 637 00:22:43,477 --> 00:22:44,944 Oh, well, I hope our case 638 00:22:44,979 --> 00:22:47,279 didn't ruin your kissy-time with Dan. 639 00:22:47,315 --> 00:22:49,582 What is with your recent obsession with my love life? 640 00:22:49,617 --> 00:22:51,016 Obsession? (laughs) 641 00:22:51,052 --> 00:22:52,585 That's awfully defensive. 642 00:22:52,620 --> 00:22:54,620 Probably indicates deeper issues, wouldn't you say? 643 00:22:54,655 --> 00:22:55,688 LINDA: I agree. 644 00:22:55,723 --> 00:22:59,058 Why are you so defensive, Lucifer? 645 00:22:59,093 --> 00:23:00,693 Good question. 646 00:23:00,728 --> 00:23:03,095 Et tu, Doctor? 647 00:23:03,130 --> 00:23:05,331 Lucifer, you asked me to analyze the situation. 648 00:23:05,366 --> 00:23:07,967 No, I asked you to help figure out what's wrong with her. 649 00:23:09,003 --> 00:23:10,169 Did you now? 650 00:23:10,204 --> 00:23:11,170 But... 651 00:23:11,205 --> 00:23:13,339 LINDA: Nothing's wrong with her. 652 00:23:13,374 --> 00:23:15,874 She's a woman balancing a lot on her plate, 653 00:23:15,910 --> 00:23:18,877 and, as far as I can tell, doing a fantastic job. 654 00:23:18,913 --> 00:23:20,579 Why, thank you. 655 00:23:20,615 --> 00:23:22,681 You're right, Lucifer, she's amazing. 656 00:23:22,717 --> 00:23:23,916 No, she's verbal Ebola. 657 00:23:23,951 --> 00:23:25,651 Where's the button to put the glass up? 658 00:23:25,686 --> 00:23:27,886 (scoffs) This isn't a limo, Lucifer. 659 00:23:27,922 --> 00:23:28,922 And, Dr. Linda, 660 00:23:28,956 --> 00:23:30,856 you should really join us more often. 661 00:23:30,891 --> 00:23:32,324 (scoffs, sighs) 662 00:23:32,360 --> 00:23:34,893 Getting double-teamed is usually much more fun than this. 663 00:23:34,929 --> 00:23:36,095 Mm. 664 00:23:36,130 --> 00:23:37,396 Gross. 665 00:23:40,134 --> 00:23:41,400 So you lied to us. 666 00:23:41,435 --> 00:23:43,202 You were in town the day your husband died. 667 00:23:43,237 --> 00:23:45,771 Yes. But it's not what you think. 668 00:23:45,806 --> 00:23:47,406 Okay, then help me understand. 669 00:23:47,441 --> 00:23:50,075 Sandy, I'm on your side. 670 00:23:50,111 --> 00:23:51,910 Not everything stems from jealousy, 671 00:23:51,946 --> 00:23:53,248 no matter what these women tell you. 672 00:23:53,272 --> 00:23:54,247 Hey, Lucifer... 673 00:23:54,248 --> 00:23:57,116 You came here driven by some kind of desire, didn't you? 674 00:23:57,151 --> 00:23:58,350 No. 675 00:23:58,386 --> 00:23:59,351 Come on. 676 00:23:59,387 --> 00:24:01,553 You can tell me. What was it? 677 00:24:03,024 --> 00:24:04,456 It's disgusting. 678 00:24:04,492 --> 00:24:06,058 Ooh, you naughty girl. 679 00:24:06,093 --> 00:24:07,926 Come on, now you have to tell me. 680 00:24:07,962 --> 00:24:11,263 It's... in my car. 681 00:24:11,298 --> 00:24:12,298 (door lock chirps) 682 00:24:12,333 --> 00:24:14,600 What is, Sandy? 683 00:24:14,635 --> 00:24:15,401 Poop. 684 00:24:15,436 --> 00:24:17,403 Oh. 685 00:24:17,438 --> 00:24:19,004 Bags and bags of it. 686 00:24:19,040 --> 00:24:21,240 Oh, my God. 687 00:24:24,845 --> 00:24:27,212 I'm not sure whether to be horrified or impressed. 688 00:24:27,248 --> 00:24:28,781 My friend owns a horse. 689 00:24:28,816 --> 00:24:31,884 That's oddly comforting to know. 690 00:24:31,919 --> 00:24:33,719 What were you gonna do with it? 691 00:24:33,754 --> 00:24:35,621 I was going to throw it at Tiffany. 692 00:24:35,656 --> 00:24:36,588 That's the patient 693 00:24:36,624 --> 00:24:37,534 you were accused of... 694 00:24:37,558 --> 00:24:39,090 Stalking. 695 00:24:39,827 --> 00:24:41,360 Yeah. 696 00:24:41,395 --> 00:24:43,429 She's in a group therapy session right now 697 00:24:43,464 --> 00:24:44,830 for my husband's clients. 698 00:24:44,865 --> 00:24:45,998 Group cheater therapy. 699 00:24:46,033 --> 00:24:47,800 Oh, the imagination runs wild. 700 00:24:47,835 --> 00:24:49,301 So Tiffany was sleeping with your husband. 701 00:24:49,336 --> 00:24:50,469 She was. 702 00:24:50,504 --> 00:24:51,704 How'd you find out? 703 00:24:51,739 --> 00:24:54,640 My husband's colleague, Dr. Medina, called me. 704 00:24:54,675 --> 00:24:56,608 Okay, so he told you that your husband was cheating? 705 00:24:56,644 --> 00:24:58,410 No, he had no idea. 706 00:24:58,446 --> 00:24:59,511 He just called to see 707 00:24:59,547 --> 00:25:01,880 if Bernie wanted to grab a last-minute drink. 708 00:25:01,916 --> 00:25:04,683 But Bernie was supposed to already be with Dr. Medina. 709 00:25:04,719 --> 00:25:06,819 That's when I knew my husband lied to me. 710 00:25:06,854 --> 00:25:08,487 But he was the cheater therapist. 711 00:25:08,522 --> 00:25:10,155 I don't quite see the problem here. 712 00:25:10,191 --> 00:25:11,423 (chuckles): I mean, you said yourself... 713 00:25:11,459 --> 00:25:13,358 The problem is he fell in love with her. 714 00:25:16,030 --> 00:25:18,030 I lied to him about my trip, 715 00:25:18,065 --> 00:25:22,000 then I drove back from Phoenix to see what he was doing. 716 00:25:22,036 --> 00:25:23,168 I was... 717 00:25:23,204 --> 00:25:24,204 Don't say it. 718 00:25:24,238 --> 00:25:25,070 ...jealous. 719 00:25:25,106 --> 00:25:26,572 Yes, yes, we all get it! 720 00:25:26,607 --> 00:25:27,740 Jealousy makes the world go... 721 00:25:27,775 --> 00:25:29,541 I mean, what are you, a girl band? 722 00:25:29,577 --> 00:25:30,743 I loved him. 723 00:25:30,778 --> 00:25:31,744 Oh... 724 00:25:31,779 --> 00:25:33,078 (crying): I didn't kill him. 725 00:25:33,114 --> 00:25:35,214 I just wanted him back. 726 00:25:36,617 --> 00:25:38,117 Oh, great. 727 00:25:38,152 --> 00:25:38,937 The douche-mobile. 728 00:25:38,961 --> 00:25:40,549 Give me a second. 729 00:25:43,624 --> 00:25:45,224 Hey, I got your text. You okay? 730 00:25:45,259 --> 00:25:46,759 Did Malcolm hurt you? 731 00:25:46,794 --> 00:25:48,393 No. I told you, it's-it's fine. 732 00:25:48,429 --> 00:25:49,962 Everything's fine. 733 00:25:51,499 --> 00:25:53,766 I'm gonna punch that son of a bitch right back into a coma. 734 00:25:53,801 --> 00:25:54,867 Oh, come on. 735 00:25:54,902 --> 00:25:56,769 No. No. 736 00:25:56,804 --> 00:25:58,337 Anything back on the 999 key? 737 00:25:58,372 --> 00:26:00,506 I'm sorry, Chloe. 738 00:26:00,541 --> 00:26:02,708 They couldn't get any prints off of it. 739 00:26:04,545 --> 00:26:06,678 Thanks. 740 00:26:06,714 --> 00:26:08,413 DR. LINDA: So that's Dan, huh? 741 00:26:08,449 --> 00:26:09,715 Yes. 742 00:26:09,750 --> 00:26:12,551 Numbingly average, isn't he? 743 00:26:12,586 --> 00:26:14,219 I wouldn't say that. 744 00:26:14,255 --> 00:26:17,589 What... You're supposed to be on my side, you know. 745 00:26:17,625 --> 00:26:20,859 No. I'm supposed to help you process your emotions 746 00:26:20,895 --> 00:26:22,728 so you can deal with them constructively. 747 00:26:22,763 --> 00:26:26,498 Yes, by being on my side and realizing that I'm right. 748 00:26:26,534 --> 00:26:27,866 Lucifer... 749 00:26:27,902 --> 00:26:30,435 Is over this conversation. 750 00:26:30,471 --> 00:26:31,837 I'm gonna go and talk 751 00:26:31,872 --> 00:26:36,208 to some people who are a little more open-minded, Doctor. 752 00:26:42,550 --> 00:26:44,683 Hi. I'm Dr. Medina. Thank you for coming. 753 00:26:45,886 --> 00:26:47,519 All right, looks like we have everyone, 754 00:26:47,555 --> 00:26:48,887 so let's start. 755 00:26:48,923 --> 00:26:50,155 Yes! That's a great idea. 756 00:26:50,191 --> 00:26:51,557 There's so very much to discuss. 757 00:26:51,592 --> 00:26:54,660 So let's start with the most important thing, shall we? 758 00:26:54,695 --> 00:26:56,128 Me. 759 00:27:02,012 --> 00:27:04,479 (indistinct police radio chatter) 760 00:27:04,514 --> 00:27:05,613 Thanks. 761 00:27:07,751 --> 00:27:09,049 And once again, 762 00:27:09,050 --> 00:27:11,084 Lucifer disappears. 763 00:27:11,119 --> 00:27:14,721 I think the case may have hit a little too close to home. 764 00:27:14,756 --> 00:27:15,955 Maybe things got a little too boring 765 00:27:15,990 --> 00:27:17,623 for Mr. Short Attention Span. 766 00:27:17,659 --> 00:27:18,958 I don't know. 767 00:27:18,993 --> 00:27:21,127 He's grown quite a bit since working with you. 768 00:27:21,162 --> 00:27:23,629 I'm not sure I'm the reason. 769 00:27:23,665 --> 00:27:25,431 I think you've really helped him. 770 00:27:25,467 --> 00:27:27,633 I underestimated you before. I'm sorry. 771 00:27:27,669 --> 00:27:29,502 Not needed. But thank you. 772 00:27:29,537 --> 00:27:31,204 (chuckles): And I thought... 773 00:27:31,239 --> 00:27:32,905 I thought you were sleeping with him. 774 00:27:32,941 --> 00:27:34,307 Oh, I am. 775 00:27:34,342 --> 00:27:36,209 Oh. Oh. 776 00:27:37,746 --> 00:27:39,078 Is, um... is that...? 777 00:27:39,114 --> 00:27:39,779 Ethical? 778 00:27:39,814 --> 00:27:41,414 Mm-hmm. No. 779 00:27:41,449 --> 00:27:43,750 No, it is not. 780 00:27:43,785 --> 00:27:44,984 (sighs) 781 00:27:45,019 --> 00:27:47,487 But there's something about him. 782 00:27:47,522 --> 00:27:49,322 I can't stop myself. 783 00:27:49,357 --> 00:27:50,690 (chuckles) 784 00:27:50,725 --> 00:27:52,492 (sighs) 785 00:27:52,527 --> 00:27:54,293 But I think it's time I did. 786 00:27:55,764 --> 00:27:58,264 I mean, even I'm starting to feel... 787 00:28:01,536 --> 00:28:04,203 So do you think she did it? 788 00:28:04,239 --> 00:28:07,840 CHLOE: Sandy claims she was sitting outside Tiffany's house, 789 00:28:07,876 --> 00:28:09,709 waiting for Dr. Shaw to show up. 790 00:28:09,744 --> 00:28:12,245 Problem is, no one can corroborate her alibi. 791 00:28:12,280 --> 00:28:14,614 But, no, I don't think it was her. 792 00:28:14,649 --> 00:28:17,850 So there's no one in Dr. Shaw's files that looked like 793 00:28:17,886 --> 00:28:19,085 a potential suspect? 794 00:28:19,120 --> 00:28:21,187 Not that I can tell, but maybe I missed something. 795 00:28:21,222 --> 00:28:22,522 What? 796 00:28:22,557 --> 00:28:25,558 The cheater therapist turned out to be terrible at cheating. 797 00:28:25,593 --> 00:28:28,728 Why didn't he tell Dr. Medina he was using him as a cover story? 798 00:28:28,763 --> 00:28:30,129 Maybe he did. 799 00:28:30,165 --> 00:28:32,098 Maybe he confided in Dr. Medina. 800 00:28:32,133 --> 00:28:33,800 But Mrs. Shaw said that Dr. Medina 801 00:28:33,835 --> 00:28:35,601 had no idea about the affair. 802 00:28:35,637 --> 00:28:36,869 Yeah, so he conveniently told her 803 00:28:36,905 --> 00:28:38,745 everything she needed to know to figure it out. 804 00:28:39,974 --> 00:28:41,307 We need to talk to Dr. Medina. 805 00:28:41,342 --> 00:28:43,943 LUCIFER: Which brings us to today, 806 00:28:43,978 --> 00:28:46,379 where we find Mrs. Shaw 807 00:28:46,414 --> 00:28:48,214 with a bag of excrement in her boot. 808 00:28:48,249 --> 00:28:49,482 Sorry, trunk. 809 00:28:49,517 --> 00:28:51,684 And somehow, out of all that, 810 00:28:51,719 --> 00:28:53,853 they've decided that I'm jealous. 811 00:28:54,956 --> 00:28:57,056 So... what do you think? 812 00:28:57,091 --> 00:28:58,091 Huh? 813 00:28:58,126 --> 00:28:58,958 Yes. 814 00:28:58,993 --> 00:29:00,393 So, wait, you're the Devil? 815 00:29:00,428 --> 00:29:01,627 Yes, yes. 816 00:29:01,663 --> 00:29:03,629 Please keep up. Anyone. You. 817 00:29:03,665 --> 00:29:05,464 When you say you, uh, burned your wings, 818 00:29:05,500 --> 00:29:06,432 was that a metaphor...? 819 00:29:06,467 --> 00:29:08,367 Not focusing on the right details! 820 00:29:08,403 --> 00:29:10,269 Uh, yeah. 821 00:29:10,305 --> 00:29:11,637 She was gonna throw poop at me? 822 00:29:11,673 --> 00:29:13,206 God, this isn't about you, Tiffany. 823 00:29:13,241 --> 00:29:14,440 (laughs): All right? 824 00:29:14,475 --> 00:29:16,509 Huh, no wonder you're all in therapy. 825 00:29:16,544 --> 00:29:19,545 All right, this is supposed to be a grief therapy session 826 00:29:19,581 --> 00:29:20,947 for the patients of Dr. Shaw. 827 00:29:20,982 --> 00:29:24,450 And everyone here has a terrible loss to deal with. 828 00:29:24,485 --> 00:29:25,551 What, and I don't? 829 00:29:25,587 --> 00:29:27,787 I've lost both my therapist and my partner. 830 00:29:27,822 --> 00:29:29,522 I'm s... 831 00:29:29,557 --> 00:29:30,557 Th-They died? 832 00:29:30,592 --> 00:29:31,958 No. No, they turned on me. 833 00:29:31,993 --> 00:29:33,059 Some would argue that's worse. 834 00:29:33,094 --> 00:29:34,260 All right, you need to leave. 835 00:29:34,295 --> 00:29:36,896 No, I'm close to something. I can feel it. 836 00:29:36,931 --> 00:29:38,397 This is not about you! 837 00:29:38,433 --> 00:29:40,066 (groans): Gah. 838 00:29:41,336 --> 00:29:42,301 You're right. 839 00:29:42,337 --> 00:29:43,636 Yes. 840 00:29:43,671 --> 00:29:45,671 I should use one of you as a case study. 841 00:29:45,707 --> 00:29:46,939 Thank you for volunteering. 842 00:29:46,975 --> 00:29:48,975 So what... 843 00:29:49,010 --> 00:29:51,577 what makes you jealous? Hmm? 844 00:29:51,613 --> 00:29:55,314 What do you desire that you can't have? 845 00:29:55,350 --> 00:29:56,549 Come on. 846 00:29:57,452 --> 00:29:58,651 I... 847 00:29:58,686 --> 00:29:59,819 Yeah? 848 00:29:59,854 --> 00:30:01,954 I want Sandy. 849 00:30:03,491 --> 00:30:05,191 What? 850 00:30:05,226 --> 00:30:07,360 Oh. 851 00:30:07,395 --> 00:30:09,996 I remember you now. 852 00:30:10,031 --> 00:30:12,665 Tissue Lad! 853 00:30:12,700 --> 00:30:15,635 Wanted some open relationship therapy of your own, is that it? 854 00:30:15,670 --> 00:30:17,203 That's not what it is like. 855 00:30:17,238 --> 00:30:19,005 But she didn't want you, did she? 856 00:30:19,040 --> 00:30:20,940 Sandy loved her husband, 857 00:30:20,975 --> 00:30:23,643 so you killed him, didn't you? 858 00:30:23,678 --> 00:30:24,543 Shut up! 859 00:30:24,579 --> 00:30:25,678 (gasps) Solved it, haven't I? 860 00:30:25,713 --> 00:30:27,313 Eh?! Haven't I? 861 00:30:27,348 --> 00:30:28,881 (patients clamoring) 862 00:30:28,917 --> 00:30:29,782 So that's a yes. 863 00:30:29,817 --> 00:30:31,450 MAN: He's got a knife! 864 00:30:31,486 --> 00:30:33,619 Do you realize what you've done? 865 00:30:33,655 --> 00:30:35,655 I had to kill him, all right? 866 00:30:35,690 --> 00:30:37,957 He lied to her. He cheated on her. 867 00:30:37,992 --> 00:30:40,826 And I tried to tip her off, but no matter what he did, 868 00:30:40,862 --> 00:30:42,028 she still loved him. 869 00:30:42,063 --> 00:30:43,162 No, no, not that. 870 00:30:43,197 --> 00:30:44,664 This. Right here. 871 00:30:44,699 --> 00:30:48,167 You've just given me the perfect example of unbridled jealousy. 872 00:30:48,202 --> 00:30:50,569 I'm not jealous. I'm not. 873 00:30:50,605 --> 00:30:53,172 The woman that you loved was with someone else, 874 00:30:53,207 --> 00:30:55,474 someone you thought wasn't worthy of her. 875 00:30:55,510 --> 00:30:58,544 But no matter what you did... 876 00:30:58,579 --> 00:31:01,113 she never saw you the way you wanted her to. 877 00:31:01,149 --> 00:31:03,716 That's... 878 00:31:03,751 --> 00:31:05,184 That's pretty accurate. 879 00:31:05,219 --> 00:31:07,053 Yeah. 880 00:31:07,088 --> 00:31:08,921 You've just made me realize something. 881 00:31:10,258 --> 00:31:13,759 That my situation and yours are... 882 00:31:13,795 --> 00:31:16,395 absolutely nothing alike. 883 00:31:16,431 --> 00:31:18,197 I was right! Not jealous! 884 00:31:18,232 --> 00:31:19,832 CHLOE: Drop your weapon! 885 00:31:19,867 --> 00:31:21,867 (both grunting) 886 00:31:22,537 --> 00:31:24,470 - Ow! - Ooh. 887 00:31:27,208 --> 00:31:28,507 (grunts) 888 00:31:28,543 --> 00:31:29,909 Did you seriously 889 00:31:29,944 --> 00:31:31,444 just bite me? 890 00:31:31,479 --> 00:31:32,812 (sighs) 891 00:31:32,847 --> 00:31:34,080 He's the killer. 892 00:31:34,115 --> 00:31:35,348 (panting) 893 00:31:35,383 --> 00:31:37,817 Yeah, you think? 894 00:31:37,852 --> 00:31:39,518 (indistinct police radio chatter) 895 00:31:48,429 --> 00:31:49,595 (engine starts) 896 00:31:58,339 --> 00:31:59,772 So you were right about Linda. 897 00:31:59,807 --> 00:32:01,440 She helped me figure out the motive. 898 00:32:01,476 --> 00:32:05,111 And then I realized Jonathan and Dr. Shaw's offices 899 00:32:05,146 --> 00:32:06,879 shared the same security system. 900 00:32:06,914 --> 00:32:08,047 So I checked and... 901 00:32:08,082 --> 00:32:10,516 You're not listening to me, are you? 902 00:32:12,420 --> 00:32:14,920 Afraid not. 903 00:32:16,090 --> 00:32:17,390 You didn't see any similarity 904 00:32:17,425 --> 00:32:19,025 between yourself and Jonathan? 905 00:32:19,060 --> 00:32:21,794 So you heard some of that, did you? 906 00:32:21,829 --> 00:32:23,429 Tail end. 907 00:32:23,464 --> 00:32:26,665 (sighs) 908 00:32:26,701 --> 00:32:28,834 I don't know. 909 00:32:28,870 --> 00:32:30,069 Did you? 910 00:32:30,972 --> 00:32:33,739 Mm-mm. No. 911 00:32:33,775 --> 00:32:35,408 Completely different. 912 00:32:35,443 --> 00:32:38,244 That's what I thought. 913 00:32:38,279 --> 00:32:39,412 (chuckles) 914 00:32:39,447 --> 00:32:43,416 So... how's your secret case with Dan going? 915 00:32:43,451 --> 00:32:44,750 Secretly terrible. 916 00:32:44,786 --> 00:32:46,052 Do you remember Malcolm? 917 00:32:46,954 --> 00:32:48,087 Coma boy? 918 00:32:48,990 --> 00:32:50,189 He woke up. 919 00:32:50,224 --> 00:32:51,690 He claims he's innocent. 920 00:32:53,494 --> 00:32:56,162 Something he said bothers me. 921 00:32:56,197 --> 00:32:57,930 Whoever shot him knew about Palmetto, 922 00:32:57,965 --> 00:33:00,299 but he says that no one should have known he was there. 923 00:33:00,334 --> 00:33:02,435 Well, you found him there. 924 00:33:02,470 --> 00:33:04,837 Yeah, I... He pointed that out, too. 925 00:33:04,872 --> 00:33:07,573 So, whoever followed him could have done what I did. 926 00:33:07,608 --> 00:33:09,275 So how did you track him? 927 00:33:09,310 --> 00:33:11,877 Partners on the force share GPS locators in their gear 928 00:33:11,913 --> 00:33:13,946 so that they can find each other in emergencies. 929 00:33:13,981 --> 00:33:17,316 You hacked his partner's locator. 930 00:33:17,351 --> 00:33:19,285 Which means... 931 00:33:19,320 --> 00:33:21,887 Malcolm's partner knew he was there, too. 932 00:33:23,624 --> 00:33:25,424 Tony Paolucci knew. 933 00:33:39,040 --> 00:33:41,240 ♪ ♪ 934 00:33:43,845 --> 00:33:45,778 (knocking) 935 00:33:45,813 --> 00:33:48,747 That's Paolucci's car, just like his GPS said. 936 00:33:48,783 --> 00:33:49,915 But the bar's closed. 937 00:33:49,951 --> 00:33:53,152 Maybe he decided to keep the party going. 938 00:33:55,022 --> 00:33:56,589 (door creaks) 939 00:33:57,992 --> 00:33:59,959 (chuckles) 940 00:34:01,195 --> 00:34:03,028 You have to stop doing that. 941 00:34:03,064 --> 00:34:04,830 It was unlocked. 942 00:34:06,767 --> 00:34:09,835 ♪ ♪ 943 00:34:15,276 --> 00:34:17,543 Paolucci, you in here? 944 00:34:22,350 --> 00:34:25,317 ♪ ♪ 945 00:34:45,540 --> 00:34:47,806 At least you can see what he was thinking. 946 00:34:47,842 --> 00:34:49,708 (scoffs) 947 00:34:56,081 --> 00:34:58,982 (indistinct police radio chatter) 948 00:35:00,920 --> 00:35:02,920 Dan. 949 00:35:06,625 --> 00:35:07,758 (sighs) 950 00:35:07,793 --> 00:35:09,693 I found a suicide note. 951 00:35:10,629 --> 00:35:11,929 In his handwriting? 952 00:35:12,865 --> 00:35:14,364 Sure looks like it. 953 00:35:14,400 --> 00:35:16,233 Apparently, he was on the take. 954 00:35:16,268 --> 00:35:18,602 Malcolm was onto him, so Paolucci shot him. 955 00:35:18,637 --> 00:35:20,037 When Malcolm woke up, 956 00:35:20,072 --> 00:35:21,972 Paolucci couldn't take the guilt anymore. 957 00:35:28,447 --> 00:35:29,947 You okay? 958 00:35:30,849 --> 00:35:32,216 Paolucci was an ass, 959 00:35:32,251 --> 00:35:35,419 but this... I can't imagine this. 960 00:35:35,454 --> 00:35:37,254 I know. 961 00:35:37,289 --> 00:35:39,156 I know. 962 00:35:55,674 --> 00:35:56,807 (knocking) 963 00:35:56,842 --> 00:35:59,176 Uh, come in. 964 00:35:59,211 --> 00:36:00,877 Hello, Doctor. 965 00:36:02,781 --> 00:36:04,147 (sighs) 966 00:36:04,183 --> 00:36:05,449 Thank you for coming. 967 00:36:05,484 --> 00:36:09,086 Uh, I know we're not due for a session for a few days. 968 00:36:09,121 --> 00:36:10,520 No, my bad. 969 00:36:10,556 --> 00:36:13,490 I realize I'm not up to date on my payments, so... (chuckles) 970 00:36:14,760 --> 00:36:16,393 Uh... 971 00:36:16,428 --> 00:36:17,661 don't. 972 00:36:19,865 --> 00:36:20,645 What's wrong? 973 00:36:20,649 --> 00:36:21,833 Nothing's wrong. 974 00:36:21,834 --> 00:36:23,634 I realized a few things. 975 00:36:23,669 --> 00:36:26,303 As I said, 976 00:36:26,338 --> 00:36:30,007 we made a breakthrough. 977 00:36:30,042 --> 00:36:34,378 And I think, with that in mind, 978 00:36:34,413 --> 00:36:36,747 we should keep our relationship professional from now on. 979 00:36:36,782 --> 00:36:37,914 Oh. 980 00:36:37,950 --> 00:36:39,082 Are you sure? 981 00:36:39,118 --> 00:36:41,018 Very much so. 982 00:36:42,388 --> 00:36:43,720 Very well. 983 00:36:43,756 --> 00:36:46,323 If, uh... if you think it's best. 984 00:36:46,358 --> 00:36:47,358 I do. 985 00:36:47,393 --> 00:36:48,992 Right. 986 00:36:49,028 --> 00:36:53,263 Well, I'll, um... see you at my next session, then. 987 00:36:59,438 --> 00:37:00,504 (door closes) 988 00:37:00,539 --> 00:37:01,505 (sighs) 989 00:37:01,540 --> 00:37:02,439 (door opens) 990 00:37:02,474 --> 00:37:03,630 One last thing before I go. 991 00:37:03,654 --> 00:37:04,642 Yes? 992 00:37:04,643 --> 00:37:07,477 Dr. Canaan down the hall-- what's he like? 993 00:37:08,414 --> 00:37:10,614 Uh, thoughtful. 994 00:37:10,649 --> 00:37:12,649 Spiritual. Why? 995 00:37:12,685 --> 00:37:14,584 Little sanctimonious? 996 00:37:14,620 --> 00:37:16,553 I don't know. I suppose. 997 00:37:16,588 --> 00:37:19,022 Six-foot-two, black, voice like an angel? 998 00:37:19,058 --> 00:37:20,290 Oh, you know him. 999 00:37:20,326 --> 00:37:22,859 (sighing) 1000 00:37:22,895 --> 00:37:25,228 All too well. 1001 00:37:29,601 --> 00:37:31,068 Trixie's finally down. 1002 00:37:31,103 --> 00:37:33,437 (chuckles) She conned you into reading the book 1003 00:37:33,472 --> 00:37:35,505 about the sneezing panda, didn't she? 1004 00:37:35,541 --> 00:37:37,140 Five times. 1005 00:37:37,176 --> 00:37:38,842 (chuckling) 1006 00:37:42,881 --> 00:37:45,415 Hey. Um... (sighs) 1007 00:37:45,451 --> 00:37:47,351 thank you. 1008 00:37:48,387 --> 00:37:49,753 For what? 1009 00:37:49,788 --> 00:37:54,091 You know, for having my back and... 1010 00:37:54,126 --> 00:37:55,425 for everything. 1011 00:38:03,702 --> 00:38:05,369 You're welcome. 1012 00:38:06,772 --> 00:38:07,938 For everything. 1013 00:38:21,887 --> 00:38:24,221 You should go. 1014 00:38:25,657 --> 00:38:27,157 Yeah, I should. 1015 00:38:27,192 --> 00:38:29,326 I'm sorry. 1016 00:38:29,361 --> 00:38:32,162 No. Don't be sorry. 1017 00:38:33,499 --> 00:38:35,999 (sighs) 1018 00:38:38,504 --> 00:38:39,970 (phone buzzing) 1019 00:38:41,407 --> 00:38:43,540 (groaning sigh) 1020 00:38:48,046 --> 00:38:50,147 (sighs) 1021 00:38:54,753 --> 00:38:57,687 (sighs) 1022 00:38:57,723 --> 00:38:59,589 All right. (chuckles) 1023 00:38:59,625 --> 00:39:01,291 Okay. 1024 00:39:01,326 --> 00:39:02,826 Bye. 1025 00:39:22,281 --> 00:39:24,481 MALCOLM: Evening, Dan. 1026 00:39:26,585 --> 00:39:28,552 I got your text. 1027 00:39:28,587 --> 00:39:30,554 What do you want? 1028 00:39:31,490 --> 00:39:32,889 (sighs) 1029 00:39:32,925 --> 00:39:35,759 Just wanted to congratulate you on closing Palmetto. 1030 00:39:35,794 --> 00:39:38,428 You and that smart, sexy lady of yours 1031 00:39:38,464 --> 00:39:40,297 caught the guy who shot me. 1032 00:39:43,068 --> 00:39:45,735 That's what the confession said, right? 1033 00:39:46,839 --> 00:39:50,240 How long did it take you to write it? 1034 00:39:50,275 --> 00:39:51,608 (laughing) 1035 00:39:51,643 --> 00:39:53,910 Forever. I mean, I'm so not a word guy. 1036 00:39:53,946 --> 00:39:56,313 (laughing): You know? 1037 00:39:56,348 --> 00:39:58,949 What? You should be thanking me. 1038 00:39:58,984 --> 00:40:00,817 Why is that? 1039 00:40:00,853 --> 00:40:04,054 Well, I could have told everyone the truth-- 1040 00:40:04,089 --> 00:40:06,490 that you shot me. 1041 00:40:07,426 --> 00:40:08,725 Why didn't you? 1042 00:40:16,401 --> 00:40:17,868 'Cause I like you. 1043 00:40:17,903 --> 00:40:21,538 And I can't imagine what would happen to your life 1044 00:40:21,573 --> 00:40:23,907 if people found out the truth. 1045 00:40:23,942 --> 00:40:25,709 Your colleagues, your ex... 1046 00:40:25,744 --> 00:40:26,786 I swear to God, I will... 1047 00:40:26,810 --> 00:40:28,346 What? Shoot me? 1048 00:40:28,347 --> 00:40:30,180 Ah, been there, done that. 1049 00:40:30,215 --> 00:40:32,148 Big fail. (laughs) 1050 00:40:32,184 --> 00:40:35,185 Besides, you wouldn't want anything 1051 00:40:35,220 --> 00:40:37,087 to mess with your pretty little family 1052 00:40:37,122 --> 00:40:39,422 now that you're working to fix things, right? 1053 00:40:40,526 --> 00:40:42,058 Whatever you want to do to me, 1054 00:40:42,094 --> 00:40:43,793 you keep them out of it. Dan. 1055 00:40:45,097 --> 00:40:46,897 Come on. 1056 00:40:46,932 --> 00:40:48,765 I'm not gonna hurt anyone. 1057 00:40:49,701 --> 00:40:51,301 No. 1058 00:40:51,336 --> 00:40:53,069 No, no, no, no, no. 1059 00:40:53,105 --> 00:40:55,438 You... you and I... 1060 00:40:56,608 --> 00:40:58,174 ...we're gonna be best friends. 1061 00:40:58,210 --> 00:40:59,609 Yeah. 1062 00:40:59,645 --> 00:41:02,245 Because I got big plans for you. 1063 00:41:02,281 --> 00:41:03,680 Big plans. 1064 00:41:03,715 --> 00:41:05,949 (laughing) 1065 00:41:05,984 --> 00:41:08,018 Fun, right? 1066 00:41:08,053 --> 00:41:10,353 We're having fun now. 1067 00:41:10,389 --> 00:41:12,222 (laughs) (engine starts) 1068 00:41:18,263 --> 00:41:21,231 (dance music playing) 1069 00:41:28,907 --> 00:41:31,641 ♪ I've been hell-bent, baby ♪ 1070 00:41:31,677 --> 00:41:35,378 ♪ Hell-bent on loving you all day long ♪ 1071 00:41:35,414 --> 00:41:39,149 ♪ Hell-bent on drugs 'cause they turn you on ♪ 1072 00:41:40,285 --> 00:41:43,386 ♪ Don't know what else to do... ♪ 1073 00:41:45,357 --> 00:41:48,158 I just learned the strangest thing. 1074 00:41:48,193 --> 00:41:52,228 Spoiler alert: Amenadiel found Dr. Linda. 1075 00:41:52,264 --> 00:41:55,398 He was an angel on her shoulder, trying to control me. 1076 00:41:55,434 --> 00:41:57,934 I wonder how my dear, angelic brother 1077 00:41:57,970 --> 00:42:00,570 got such a wickedly clever idea. 1078 00:42:02,908 --> 00:42:04,574 I did it to protect you. 1079 00:42:04,610 --> 00:42:06,209 I told you, 1080 00:42:06,244 --> 00:42:08,678 whatever the danger, I'll be there to stop it. 1081 00:42:08,714 --> 00:42:10,580 Whether you see it coming or not. 1082 00:42:10,616 --> 00:42:12,349 You betrayed me, Maze. 1083 00:42:13,485 --> 00:42:14,985 And not for my own good. 1084 00:42:15,020 --> 00:42:16,953 You did it for yourself. 1085 00:42:18,423 --> 00:42:21,491 Who is this human world really rubbing off on, eh? 1086 00:42:21,526 --> 00:42:23,727 Me or you? 1087 00:42:24,596 --> 00:42:25,829 - Lucifer, I... - Ah. 1088 00:42:25,864 --> 00:42:28,298 Don't want to hear it. 1089 00:42:28,333 --> 00:42:31,334 'Cause you and me, we're done. 1090 00:42:31,370 --> 00:42:36,072 ♪ All I need is, all I need is, all I need is you. ♪ 1091 00:42:41,137 --> 00:42:47,637 == sync, corrected by elderman == @elder_man