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[Mouse squeaks]
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[Penguins chirp]
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[All cheering]
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[Screeches]
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[Quacks]
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♪ Adventure Time ♪
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♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪
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♪ We'll go to very distant lands ♪
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♪ With Jake the dog and Finn the human ♪
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♪ The fun will never end ♪
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♪ It's Adventure Time ♪
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Hmm. "Make more friends
with sing-talking."
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♪ Hey, there Finn ♪
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♪ Whatcha reading? ♪
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It's a manuscript about the
legend of dead mountain.
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Supposedly, if you get to the top,
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there's a treasure that will change you
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into the person you always wanted to be.
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[Laughs] That's a dumb story.
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I love dumb stories.
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What would you change about
yourself if you got that treasure?
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Fix your weird cursed grass arm
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so it wouldn't be weird and cursed?
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Nah. I'd like to be taller.
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How tall we talking about?
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I don't know. Like a couple of inches.
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Say, as tall as Princess Bubblegum?
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Oh, I see.
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Jake, how would you change
yourself on dead mountain,
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if only the legends were true?
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I wouldn't change anything.
I'm the whole package.
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Whoa!
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Hey, there's a big warning
about dead mountain in here.
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See?
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It says some kind of evil
hermit guards the mountaintop.
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"Don't let him look at you, or
something horrible will happen."
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That seals the deal.
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The twin temptations of getting
to grow a couple of inches
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and battling an evil hermit sound
like a pretty perfect day.
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Let's go!
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Shh!
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Let's go.
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Both: [Imitating whooshing]
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♪
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Gear up for battle!
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You smell like cattle!
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Gear up for battle!
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You smell... Like cattle!
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Monsters that get you by
looking at you are so "doomb."
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Everybody knows all
you need is a mirror.
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They ought to get a new gimmick.
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[Imitating whooshing]
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There's the evil hermit's,
uh, what is that? A hut?
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No, it's a yurt.
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Yah!
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Rats! [Rats squeaking]
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[Both groan]
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Is that the hermit?
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We don't get to fight the hermit.
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Hey, look.
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What is it, boy?
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The treasure. Okay, here it goes.
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Oh, great treasure,
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make my taste buds think
they're tasting fried chicken
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even when I eat my
fruits and vegetables.
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I don't have any fruits
or vegetables on me.
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I guess we'll find out
later if that worked.
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Your turn.
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Oh, great treasure,
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I want to be approximately
11.5 inches taller.
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Gross. It's leaking.
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[Rats squeaking]
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This place is depressing.
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And I'm not growing taller.
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There's nothing going on here.
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[Echoing] On top of dead mountain!
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We should have known better
than to trust a book.
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Yeah.
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He makes one cool skeleton, though.
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These shades...
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Let me check out these shades.
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[Rumbling]
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[Zap!]
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Aah! Ohh!
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[Glass shatters] Finn!
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[Groans]
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Huh? Jake?
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You're awake! Oh, I was so worried.
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I've been waiting with a bowl of soup.
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It has hoops and loops
and maybe some goop.
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What happened? I don't
remember getting into bed.
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Don't worry. You're gonna
be fine... In no time.
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Thanks for taking care of me.
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You're the greatest big brother ever.
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W-why are you doing that?
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I'm not.
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You're awake! You want some
tea? Or saltine crackers?
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BMO, you're my little angel.
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[Gasps] I'm a real boy!
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With wings! And a halo!
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[Laughing]
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Oh!
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What's happening? I don't
know, but it probably
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has something to do with
your weird old eyes.
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Something is wrong with my eyes?
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Aah! Hermit eyes! Dead-hermit eyes!
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Heh, it's fine.
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Do you think the hermit did this...
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To punish me for grabbing his shades?
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I think maybe the eyes are the treasure.
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So, then, am I making people
what they want to be?
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No, because I don't want to
be this awesome sweater bro.
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But maybe that's how you see me.
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Hey, dudes. Nice eyes, Finn.
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What's the word? What's the haps?
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[High-pitched voice] What's your Major?
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[Laughing]
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Whoa!
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Do you see Shelby as a bookish nerd?
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You're a nerd.
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I don't know. Maybe. Is that bad?
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[Telephone ringing]
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Hello?
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Hi-ya, P.B. What's up? You
need help with your speech?
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An emergency?! On our way.
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Let's roll, varsity Jake.
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Ah, ah. Before we go...
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Until you figure out how to use them,
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keep those peepers covered.
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What to wear for my speech...
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Boss next door or hot president?
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Is this what you needed help with?
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No, I think I got this.
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Oh! Hi, Finn and Jake.
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You guys look... Cool.
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You trying out a new look?
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Anyways, I'm preparing for
a very important speech
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about the benefits of
candying vegetables,
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and I need you guys to take care
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o-o-o-o-o-of that.
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Help Starchy set up chairs?
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No, no, no. That.
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Oh, boy. We're on it, princess.
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It's probably nothing.
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He's been good lately, but
it's a big speech, you know.
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[Chewing]
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Ohh. Ah.
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Both: Hey, Ice King!
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Aah!
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I'm not doing anything wrong.
I was just lady-watching.
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[Zap!] Ow!
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Oh, no.
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Where'd my muscles go?!
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I'm a scrawny-armed loser!
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[Crying]
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That's how you see
him? That's beautiful.
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Sure, I-I mean, it's...
It's hard not to sometimes.
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Where'd those glasses go?
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There.
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[Camera shutter clicks]
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Starchy! Give those back, you thief!
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Huh?
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No way! Starchy looks good!
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Starchy, you butt!
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Ohh!
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Oof, sorry.
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What's going on here?
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[Screams]
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[Grunts]
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Can you explain this?
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I don't know. I'm not a psychiatrist.
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Come on. Let's get you home, dude.
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Peebs, good luck with the speech.
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But... [Sighs]
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Teen boy heartthrob it is.
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Okay, at least now we're safe
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from you donking up any
more of our friends.
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Nobody got hurt.
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Have any of you guys seen BMO?
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[Screams] Did I kill NEPTR?!
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You turned him into a microwave.
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So... Yeah, you kind of did.
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But... but... but that's not
how I see NEPTR, is it?
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I like NEPTR. He's like my half-son.
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If I was a better person,
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would I be turning my
friends into better things?
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Am I uncaring, judgmental...
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Uh, Finn.
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Self-centered, monstrous?
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I'm... I'm...
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I'm a huge wa-a-a-a-a-d!
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Finn! You're being melodramatic!
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[Sighs]
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I know it's you.
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Hey, buddy, I figured
you'd come back here.
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Don't look at me, Jake.
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I might turn you into a microwave.
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Baloney!
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You turned NEPTR into a microwave
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because he's a microwave.
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But that doesn't mean
that's all he is to you.
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I know you think NEPTR is
an interesting person,
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and I know that "microwave"
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is just one part of his personality.
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I mean, maybe your eyes
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are just bad at describing
things, you know?
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Like, how you feel about people,
what they mean to you...
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That stuff's in your guts.
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Eyes can't grok that...
Unless you have the eyes
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of, like, a trained artist or something.
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But you don't.
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I'm telling you, man,
you're not a bad dude
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like this skeleton bro,
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or you'd be turning everyone
into rats and plops.
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[Farts]
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[Breathes deeply]
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Now, come on. Look at me.
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Jake, you're so wise.
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What?!
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[Stammers]
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Well, at least you're listening to me.
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And wise, old jakey got a plan.
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P.B., you want to go first?
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He may not be the most cunning soldier,
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but one thing about Finn
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is that he always puts
other people first,
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and that makes him a true hero.
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Finn helped Starchy fart once.
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[Chuckles] What a life saver.
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Finn's a mean, old party pooper.
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Ow!
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But he is the hottest guy in Ooo,
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so he can kind of do what he wants.
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Finn's just the best guy
to do bro stuff with,
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like lying on the grass
and talking to bugs
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or baking chocolate chip cookies.
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Finn's just a good friend.
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[All talking at once]
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I'm me again.
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These balls are going nuts.
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[Ringing, clacking]
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Uh... [Ding!]
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My son.
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[Warble!]
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[Ding!]
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Eye pie!
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All: Ew!
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Good job, NEPTR. You saved the day.
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NEPTR! NEPTR!
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All: NEPTR! NEPTR! NEPTR! NEPTR!
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Yay!
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[Whistle!]
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I just had the most wonderful dream.
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