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Being a gigolo isn't always easy.
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I'm very proud to be called a gigolo.
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There's nobody out there
more competitive than me.
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(LAUGHING)
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I try to break a sweat six days a week.
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Well, the Brace philosophy
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is to really be good to people.
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I've had so many women in
my life, it's just a blur.
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(IMITATING ROOSTER CROWING)
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I really love women...
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Learning about them, learning
what makes them tick.
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Holy crap!
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I consider myself a real feminist.
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(MOANS)
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Being in this business,
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you have to be a very
caring, giving person.
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- And I believe in what I'm doing.
- (WOMAN) Awesome.
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I was brought up in the Bible Belt,
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- and I enlisted in the Marine Corps.
- (MOANING)
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I see life as a gift. You go balls
out and just do it full force.
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It's Vegas, baby. Come on!
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(GIGOLOS EXCLAIMING)
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(LAUGHING)
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- (SCREECHING)
- (YELLS)
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- There you go.
- Whoo-hoo!
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Perfect.
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♪ (ROCK)
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A little lunch in Vegas, and
what are you thinking so far?
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Love it. The weather's awesome.
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A little different than where
you just came from, isn't it?
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- Oh, yeah.
- You bet.
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- I'm Tyler.
- I'm Trevor.
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We're Brace's nephews.
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And we're here to visit Uncle
B here in sunny Las Vegas.
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Did you guys drink on the
way here, on the plane?
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Not much.
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I had a guy I was sitting next to.
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He was paying for my... All my drinks.
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It's probably because he
wanted to hook up with you.
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Hey. Can you blame him?
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(CHUCKLES) You know, I come
from a conservative family.
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I'm the black sheep for sure.
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But my nephews, Trevor and Tyler...
they don't judge me on what I do.
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They've always been supportive of me and all
the crazy shit that I've been involved in.
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They're just good, caring people.
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Now, you... are you still in a serious
relationship with your girl, or what?
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Yeah. We're going on, you
know, four years now.
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She's got the whole package.
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She's got the perfect
meat bags, and, uh...
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- What's that?
- You know,
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the milk bubbles and, uh...
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- What are you fucking... Her tits?
- Yeah.
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(TYLER) How I feel about
Brace being a gigolo is...
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Honestly, I feel like he's
doing a very good service.
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There's a lot of asshole guys out there,
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and then you have somebody like Brace
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that can give you a couple hours of
enjoyment every day... hell, yeah.
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(BRACE) So your girlfriend's
got some nice meat bags.
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Yeah, she's the whole package.
And... And on top of that,
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she's not one of these loony bins.
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Not yet, anyway.
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On a level of one to ten, where's
she at on the crazy scale?
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- Pfft, four. Four and a half.
- (TYLER) I'd give her about a four.
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You know what? It's so g... It's
so funny that you said that,
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because chicks are born at a four.
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- A four.
- And they never go below.
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What have we learned from Brace?
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I mean, what haven't
we learned from Brace?
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Uh...
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When you're nice to others,
others are gonna be nice to you.
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That's basically... That's... What
is that? The Brace philosophy?
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So, what about you? Do
you got a girlfriend?
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No, it's, uh... You know,
the pickings are slim.
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Whatever.
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Haven't really found
anybody on my level.
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Yeah? Oh, really? You got a...
You got a pretty good level?
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I'd like to think so.
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He's taught us almost everything we know
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when it comes to... I mean, anything.
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How's it been going for you,
though, Uncle B, work-wise?
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You know, I... I love it.
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- Every day's like a Saturday, man.
- Oh, that must be nice.
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- I don't even know...
- But you are staying busy, though?
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I don't even know what
day it is right now.
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(CHUCKLES) I am not shitting you.
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Brace is from a small town in
Michigan called Charlotte,
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and it's, uh, you know, kind of small.
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Probably population,
like, 10,000, 15,000.
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A little bit redneck. Little bit.
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I mean, something like that's
just holding Brace back.
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He... He needs a big
city, somewhere for a...
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For a lion to roam.
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You gotta let him run rampant.
It's what he does.
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I hope that, you know,
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I can make things happen for you
guys that you'll enjoy here.
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What do you got in mind?
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A lot of people come
out here to, you know,
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get crazy and have a sexual adventure.
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That is on top of the list.
Pretty close up there.
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That's what makes the
world go around... sex.
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You better believe it.
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No, see, I don't really have too much
of a problem with getting it in,
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'cause I really do like
to talk to people,
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but I think more my problem is closing.
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So, you can hook 'em, but you can't
clean 'em, and you can't fry 'em.
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A lot of guys just... they...
They can't close the deal.
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Like, this chick's all over your shit,
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and a lot of guys are so
afraid of their own shadow,
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they can't just say,
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"Let's go to my place and have a drink."
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Where's your notebook? You should be...
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I know, I know.
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You should be jotting
all this stuff down.
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- I must've lost it on the plane.
- (CHUCKLING)
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Being an uncle is awesome
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because you get to use your knowledge,
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and you get to kind of pass it down,
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but then you don't have the
responsibility of having kids.
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I mean, kids are a nightmare, I think.
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Uh, so, you get to bypass
that by just being the uncle.
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The good old uncle.
Crazy old Uncle Brace.
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Vegas style, baby.
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- Vegas!
- Oh, yeah.
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- Cheers to Vegas, getting some tail, man.
- (BRACE) All right. God...
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God bless ya. All right.
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♪ (ROCK)
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(CAR APPROACHING)
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- Nick?
- Billy?
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Yeah. It's me, man. How ya doing?
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- Good. Good.
- Nice to meet you.
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Nice to meet you.
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- Have a seat.
- All right.
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How ya doing? My name's Billy.
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I'm new for Cowboys 4 Angels.
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The reason I'm here is 'cause Garren
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wants me to shadow and observe Nick.
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As far as, you know, showing
up to appointments, man,
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you never know what
you're expecting, do you?
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It's definitely best not
to have any expectations.
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When a lady opens the door,
and you're like, "Oh, man,
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how am I gonna do this"...
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That doesn't... That doesn't
happen to me anymore, you know?
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I used to... I used to worry a
lot and stress about everything.
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But I guess it's a form of, uh,
meditation more than anything, you know?
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You get to a point where
you just say, "Fuck it."
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It doesn't matter,
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you know, who's there
when I answer the door.
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Yeah? That's awesome.
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- It's attitude, man.
- Have a couple drinks, you know.
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- Drinks don't hurt, that's for sure.
- To a certain point, you know.
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No drinking today, though.
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(CHUCKLING) No? All right.
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Whatever you say. You're the boss today.
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(BILLY) Nick's a little... You
know, a little intense. I...
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You know, I was a little nervous,
but I think I can do it.
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(LAUGHING)
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You might wanna dress up a
little more in the future.
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Oh, really? Yeah.
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You don't like tank tops? (CHUCKLES)
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You're about to get a massive
class in gigoloing, Billy boy.
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Today's client is a repeat client
that I'm really close with,
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so she was cool with me
bringing Billy along.
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- Hi, sexy.
- Hey, Nick!
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- Sweetheart, how are you?
- Good.
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(SQUEALS)
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I'm Natalie. I'm 29.
I live in Las Vegas.
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- Well, can I get you guys a drink?
- Yeah, please.
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Yeah? I'm not drinking.
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Just, you know... I'll
take a water, please.
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You know, there's a lot to think
about when you're gigoloing.
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If you fuck up the date, you're
not just losing out on a date,
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you're fucking up, and you're...
you're losing your job.
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So, on... on a repeat
client that you have,
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you get excited to come see her?
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All my repeat clients, um,
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I have a very special relationship with.
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You know, they're my girlfriends.
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It's a little hard to believe
that I'm still here.
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With my first clients, I
had a married couple,
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and they took shit a little too far.
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They wanted me to take off the
condom and nut in her butt
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because he liked cream pies.
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Yeah.
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- What's new with you?
- Working a lot.
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Are you still doing the
real estate thing?
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Yeah, yeah.
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I just don't have enough
time for a relationship
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and all of the obligations
that come along with it,
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and that's the reason
why I have Nick around.
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I'm looking for another
rental, though, too.
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I'm gonna look for, like, a
duplex or a triplex downtown.
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Yeah.
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They redid Fremont Street,
and they have the zip line.
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Have you been down the zip line yet?
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I haven't.
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I jumped out of a plane, and I
jumped off the Stratosphere.
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Okay. Okay.
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I... I wouldn't go off
the Stratosphere at all.
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That's legit.
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You have to walk off... You
have to go to the ledge
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- and jump off of the building.
- Yeah. No, thanks. No.
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It's crazy, what goes through your head.
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It's almost crazier than
jumping out of a plane.
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I've been skydiving a few times.
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(NICK) I wanted to show Billy
how to carry on a conversation,
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keep the mood elevated, and keep the
client as comfortable as possible.
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I love how they just push
you out of the plane.
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Like, that was what did it for me.
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Whenever we got to the door, it was just,
like, fucking go, and I loved that.
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I love, you know, to have
my power stripped from me.
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(CHUCKLES)
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Billy. (LAUGHS)
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- (CHUCKLES)
- I know. Very awkward.
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- (LAUGHING)
- (MUTTERS)
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Sorry, Billy.
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Just pretend like I'm not here.
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Lesson number two... clear
your mind from anything
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that has nothing to do with your client.
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Hence I keep forgetting Billy was there.
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(NATALIE CHUCKLES)
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Having Billy over, watching
us, kind of turned me on.
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(CHUCKLING)
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(JEWELRY CLINKING)
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- (JEWELRY CLINKING)
- (CHUCKLES)
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(JEWELRY CLINKING)
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- (CLINKING CONTINUES)
- (LAUGHING)
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_
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- Oh!
- Whoo!
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(BILLY) I'm coming.
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(NATALIE SQUEALS)
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What the fuck's wrong with you?
(RECORD SCRATCHES)
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No. Hell no.
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(LAUGHS)
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I'm naked, I'm ready to go,
and ruins a fucking hard-on.
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I'm supposed to be right there with you,
right? And I'm like, "What the fuck?"
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(LAUGHS) (NICK) Sorry, new guy.
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I'm not a huge fan of threesomes
unless there's two girls.
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Keep your clothes on, Billy.
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(LAUGHS)
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I do a great service. Women need us.
242
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We're not just that one
fun night anymore.
243
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We're changing lives and helping people
get through this fucked-up world.
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_
245
00:10:21,485 --> 00:10:24,232
I feel sorry for all the busy,
lonely women when I wasn't around.
246
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With Nick, it's all about
me, and I love that.
247
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I love being treated like a princess.
248
00:10:36,082 --> 00:10:38,901
I love cutting the bullshit
and getting to the point.
249
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Oh, my God! (MOANING)
250
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_
251
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I will always be a client of Nick's.
252
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(MOANING)
253
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I hate being a third wheel,
but I did learn a lot.
254
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Trust me, when I have my time,
it's gonna be time to shine, baby.
255
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You're in for a treat. (LAUGHING)
256
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♪ (ROCK)
257
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Today, I'm just, like, feeling
really sick and exhausted.
258
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But I have something that's
very important to do.
259
00:11:23,654 --> 00:11:25,655
A friend of mine runs an art class,
260
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and they're looking for nude models,
261
00:11:27,658 --> 00:11:29,743
which is generally, I
guess, a little bit hard,
262
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and I agreed to do it.
263
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(CHATTERING)
264
00:11:36,751 --> 00:11:39,753
(MAN) Thank you, everyone, for
coming out to Wine & Canvas.
265
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We have Ash Armand. He is a gigolo.
266
00:11:41,631 --> 00:11:45,817
- He is gonna be...
- (WOMEN WHOOPING)
267
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He is gonna be our nude
model this evening,
268
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and so we're gonna be very
happy to draw his nakedness.
269
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- And so, um.
- (LAUGHING, WHOOPING)
270
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Ash, whenever you'd
like to take the stage.
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Whoo! Damn!
272
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(LAUGHTER)
273
00:12:06,573 --> 00:12:10,367
Get comfortable. He's gonna be holding
the pose for about 50 minutes.
274
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Sitting there naked when
everybody's staring at you,
275
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especially when you're sick...
It just feels kind of awkward.
276
00:12:16,916 --> 00:12:20,929
You kind of just want to get
it over with and to be done.
277
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(MAN) I'm gonna mix up some light brown,
278
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and we're gonna roughly
draw in some shapes
279
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using our number 1 brush.
280
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I've done naked photo shoots and
erotica-type of shoots naked,
281
00:12:31,439 --> 00:12:34,474
but this is the first time I've
posed nude for an art class.
282
00:12:34,475 --> 00:12:37,143
So, I do feel kind of awkward,
283
00:12:37,144 --> 00:12:40,200
because I'm just so used to
a more intimate experience.
284
00:12:40,201 --> 00:12:44,209
So, the whole group dynamic
feels weird and different.
285
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That's good. That's all really good.
286
00:12:45,913 --> 00:12:48,405
And remember, water is your friend.
287
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So, as we're drawing and hitting it with
the water, your brush is a good thing.
288
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Mm-mm-mm!
289
00:12:52,863 --> 00:12:56,622
So far so good. Now I'm
gonna do his butt.
290
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- Yummy!
- (LAUGHING)
291
00:12:59,042 --> 00:13:00,227
Whoo!
292
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(ASH) As a kid, I used
to draw a lot, and...
293
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I just... I love art.
294
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And to me, it's a very safe,
therapeutic environment.
295
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(MAN) Let's say "thank you" to
Ash for doing this amazing...
296
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(WOMEN) Thank you!
297
00:13:14,181 --> 00:13:17,089
(WHOOPING)
298
00:13:19,212 --> 00:13:20,245
(WHOOPING INTENSIFIES, APPLAUDING)
299
00:13:20,246 --> 00:13:22,581
(CHATTERING)
300
00:13:22,582 --> 00:13:26,961
Would I ever sit nude and pose
in front of an art class again?
301
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No.
302
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Fuck. (LAUGHING)
303
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♪ (ROCK)
304
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Hey, Brace, this is totally you.
305
00:13:42,209 --> 00:13:43,877
I'm buying you this, by the way.
306
00:13:43,878 --> 00:13:47,464
Let me see it. "Shut your whore mouth."
307
00:13:47,465 --> 00:13:48,273
(CHUCKLING)
308
00:13:48,274 --> 00:13:50,609
That's awesome. It's a coaster.
309
00:13:50,610 --> 00:13:53,976
So, Brace asked Bradley
and me to tag along today
310
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while his nephews went
shopping for clothes.
311
00:13:56,949 --> 00:13:59,809
But I'm just here for the show.
312
00:13:59,810 --> 00:14:02,228
(BRACE) What are you guys into, though?
I mean, what's your style?
313
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A little dressy, you know.
Something that, uh...
314
00:14:04,440 --> 00:14:06,291
- With what pant?
- Will blend in but be a little unique.
315
00:14:06,292 --> 00:14:10,362
You need to start a new trend in
your little city that you live in,
316
00:14:10,363 --> 00:14:11,783
so you gotta get something
a little funky.
317
00:14:11,784 --> 00:14:12,250
All right.
318
00:14:12,251 --> 00:14:14,966
(BRACE) When I look at the way
Tyler dresses, he dresses good,
319
00:14:14,967 --> 00:14:19,579
but, you know, there's just a
few critiques that he needs.
320
00:14:19,580 --> 00:14:22,499
You know, spice him up,
brighten him up a little bit,
321
00:14:22,500 --> 00:14:23,709
and get him out of his comfort zone.
322
00:14:23,710 --> 00:14:25,644
I wanna hear some Brace stories.
323
00:14:25,645 --> 00:14:27,646
(TREVOR) One time he was babysitting us,
324
00:14:27,647 --> 00:14:30,982
and he takes us to, uh, this
house he was looking to buy,
325
00:14:30,983 --> 00:14:32,926
and he's with, uh, some chick.
326
00:14:32,927 --> 00:14:35,512
And he sits us down somewhere.
He's like,
327
00:14:35,513 --> 00:14:37,656
"Oh, I gotta show this client my, uh...
328
00:14:37,657 --> 00:14:40,517
- This other room in here."
- (LAUGHING)
329
00:14:40,518 --> 00:14:42,144
I'm like, "All right."
He's like, "Just make sure
330
00:14:42,145 --> 00:14:42,716
you stay in here."
331
00:14:42,717 --> 00:14:44,396
How old were you guys, though?
You guys were young?
332
00:14:44,397 --> 00:14:46,352
I mean, we were probably five, six.
Just...
333
00:14:46,353 --> 00:14:46,998
(LAUGHING)
334
00:14:46,999 --> 00:14:48,667
(MUTTERING)
335
00:14:48,668 --> 00:14:51,336
I mean, you can probably guess
what happened from there.
336
00:14:51,337 --> 00:14:54,005
- We're just hearing noises.
- Oh, my God.
337
00:14:54,006 --> 00:14:57,008
Growing up, it's like... I feel
like we're going to Disney World
338
00:14:57,009 --> 00:14:59,010
- every time, you know?
- It was pretty close. Yeah.
339
00:14:59,011 --> 00:15:00,912
We're going to Braceland pretty much.
340
00:15:00,913 --> 00:15:01,545
Yeah.
341
00:15:01,546 --> 00:15:02,956
(TREVOR) And there was
another time he... Brace...
342
00:15:02,957 --> 00:15:07,544
It's around Christmas time and, you
know, family's gathered a little bit.
343
00:15:07,545 --> 00:15:10,422
I'm probably around 12 years old.
344
00:15:10,423 --> 00:15:12,650
Like, I'm wrapping it... unwrapping.
Everyone's looking.
345
00:15:12,651 --> 00:15:14,309
Pack of condoms for him.
346
00:15:14,310 --> 00:15:16,291
You had a box of condoms
wrapped up for Christmas?
347
00:15:16,292 --> 00:15:16,971
You're 12?
348
00:15:16,972 --> 00:15:18,029
- At 12?
- Yeah.
349
00:15:18,030 --> 00:15:19,222
So, regular, like, just Trojans?
350
00:15:19,223 --> 00:15:22,125
I feel like they were
probably Magnums, but...
351
00:15:22,126 --> 00:15:23,101
(LAUGHING)
352
00:15:23,102 --> 00:15:26,113
What are you guys talking about
over there? You talking...
353
00:15:26,114 --> 00:15:27,330
You talking shit about me there, Trevor?
354
00:15:27,331 --> 00:15:29,616
Oh, my God! They're definitely related.
355
00:15:30,010 --> 00:15:31,753
But everybody knows what he
does, though, back, uh...
356
00:15:31,754 --> 00:15:33,046
Yeah, they...
357
00:15:33,047 --> 00:15:34,571
There's some people that
are a little surprised,
358
00:15:34,572 --> 00:15:37,240
and then there's other people
that are like, "Hey, you know,
359
00:15:37,241 --> 00:15:39,891
"as many chicks as he's always pulling,
360
00:15:39,892 --> 00:15:41,869
- that'd be a great career for him."
- Might as well...
361
00:15:41,870 --> 00:15:44,247
Might as well be getting
paid for it anyway.
362
00:15:44,248 --> 00:15:48,677
(TREVOR) When Brace's mom first knew
that Brace was a gigolo, I mean...
363
00:15:48,678 --> 00:15:51,062
It was one of the Visa commercials,
you know? She didn't...
364
00:15:51,063 --> 00:15:52,798
Um, a tie's $10.
365
00:15:52,799 --> 00:15:56,551
Your grandmother's reaction
to Brace being a gigolo...
366
00:15:56,552 --> 00:15:58,403
Priceless. (SNAPS FINGERS)
367
00:15:58,404 --> 00:15:59,464
Do your thing.
368
00:15:59,465 --> 00:16:02,557
Brace's mom... She was just thinking
369
00:16:02,558 --> 00:16:03,962
what someone would think
when it comes to...
370
00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:04,893
Kind of hard to comprehend.
371
00:16:04,894 --> 00:16:07,229
"Oh, my son's... My son's a gigolo."
372
00:16:07,230 --> 00:16:10,273
I'm glad we weren't the ones
that had to explain it.
373
00:16:10,274 --> 00:16:11,624
It was all good stuff,
though, wasn't it?
374
00:16:11,625 --> 00:16:12,255
(TREVOR) Oh, yeah.
375
00:16:12,256 --> 00:16:13,752
Growing up with you was the best, Brace.
376
00:16:14,537 --> 00:16:15,420
(VIN) Oh, yeah.
377
00:16:15,421 --> 00:16:18,700
You know, I got a lot of it
from my Grandpa Bulldog.
378
00:16:18,701 --> 00:16:20,241
And we used to go out and do our thing,
379
00:16:20,242 --> 00:16:21,827
and he'd take me fishing all the time,
380
00:16:21,828 --> 00:16:26,289
and he always had a little... a little
half-pint of booze stored all over the place.
381
00:16:26,290 --> 00:16:28,917
- Oh, yeah.
- And we'd go fishing, and he'd go,
382
00:16:28,918 --> 00:16:30,919
(GRUFF VOICE) "Hey, you want a little...
You want a little snip?"
383
00:16:30,920 --> 00:16:31,961
And I'd go, "Yeah," and I'd hit it.
384
00:16:31,962 --> 00:16:34,105
And then he'd smoke, and
he'd go, "Take a puff,"
385
00:16:34,106 --> 00:16:35,563
and I'd go... (SUCKING SOUND)
386
00:16:35,564 --> 00:16:38,176
- "Oh, this is great, Grandpa."
- Oh, jeez.
387
00:16:38,177 --> 00:16:39,177
(LAUGHTER) And we had so much fun.
388
00:16:39,178 --> 00:16:40,929
Then we'd talk about
women, and he's like,
389
00:16:40,930 --> 00:16:43,598
(GRUFF VOICE) "So, did you get
your first stink finger yet?"
390
00:16:43,599 --> 00:16:46,744
- (LAUGHTER)
- "Yeah, I did, Grandpa."
391
00:16:46,745 --> 00:16:48,884
You know, I mean, he was...
We had a blast together.
392
00:16:48,885 --> 00:16:51,456
- What do you think, Uncle B?
- Oh, I like that.
393
00:16:51,457 --> 00:16:53,191
- (VIN) Dig it.
- See, that... And that's how...
394
00:16:53,192 --> 00:16:54,984
That's a good way to wear it.
I like that black.
395
00:16:54,985 --> 00:16:56,849
You know what they say...
First one's a charm.
396
00:16:56,850 --> 00:16:57,462
Good look.
397
00:16:57,463 --> 00:16:59,464
There you go. Do they say that?
398
00:16:59,465 --> 00:17:00,629
I thought it was "third
time's the charm."
399
00:17:00,630 --> 00:17:02,075
Oh, is it "third time's the charm"?
400
00:17:02,076 --> 00:17:03,775
These guys are definitely related.
401
00:17:03,776 --> 00:17:04,870
Sure.
402
00:17:04,871 --> 00:17:07,413
They talk like him. They think like him.
403
00:17:07,414 --> 00:17:12,085
I mean, the shit coming out of their
mouth, I've only ever heard from Brace.
404
00:17:12,086 --> 00:17:14,671
If the first time's the charm, then
there's no reason for a saying.
405
00:17:14,672 --> 00:17:17,299
And that's why we're talking about
it, 'cause it doesn't make sense.
406
00:17:17,300 --> 00:17:19,885
Why do you have to screw up three
times before you get it right?
407
00:17:19,886 --> 00:17:22,821
Well, no. You screw up two times.
You get it right the third time.
408
00:17:22,822 --> 00:17:23,951
The third time's the charm.
409
00:17:23,952 --> 00:17:26,136
When I do something right, I get
it done right the first time.
410
00:17:26,137 --> 00:17:27,721
Well, you're doing it right this time.
411
00:17:27,722 --> 00:17:28,805
What do you think about
the color, though?
412
00:17:28,806 --> 00:17:30,807
- That's the real...
- (VIN) No. The color's fantastic.
413
00:17:30,808 --> 00:17:32,551
I'm sure you're gonna be
scorin' some babes in that.
414
00:17:32,552 --> 00:17:34,060
- Think so?
- Oh, yeah.
415
00:17:34,061 --> 00:17:36,396
- I like your style.
- Do you guys have family reunions?
416
00:17:36,397 --> 00:17:37,921
Because I just wanna, dude...
I wanna go.
417
00:17:37,922 --> 00:17:39,273
(BRADLEY) Ohh! Okay.
418
00:17:39,274 --> 00:17:40,274
I don't think I can take it.
419
00:17:40,275 --> 00:17:41,501
♪ (ROCK)
420
00:17:49,094 --> 00:17:51,844
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
421
00:17:53,348 --> 00:17:54,789
- Hello.
- Hi. How are you?
422
00:17:54,790 --> 00:17:56,958
- How are you? I'm Bradley.
- Hi.
423
00:17:56,959 --> 00:17:58,418
My name is Laurel. I'm 40.
424
00:17:58,419 --> 00:18:00,837
I'm originally from
Shreveport, Louisiana,
425
00:18:00,838 --> 00:18:03,506
and I'm a paralegal
in entertainment law.
426
00:18:03,507 --> 00:18:06,217
- Where's that accent from?
- Tsk. Louisiana.
427
00:18:06,218 --> 00:18:07,921
Oh, boy. (SIGHS)
428
00:18:08,580 --> 00:18:10,555
- So, you live here in Vegas?
- I do.
429
00:18:10,556 --> 00:18:11,698
- You do?
- I just relocated.
430
00:18:11,699 --> 00:18:14,434
- From Louisiana? Okay.
- Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
431
00:18:14,435 --> 00:18:17,979
- Do you like the city so far?
- I do. I love it. There's lots to do.
432
00:18:17,980 --> 00:18:20,648
I'm single because I have not been
able to find the right person,
433
00:18:20,649 --> 00:18:22,316
and I'm not gonna settle.
434
00:18:22,317 --> 00:18:25,319
Vegas has more people than my town,
435
00:18:25,320 --> 00:18:28,047
and so I thought it'd be a better
chance for me to maybe find someone.
436
00:18:28,048 --> 00:18:31,050
So, after, uh, being here for a while,
437
00:18:31,051 --> 00:18:32,577
then how did you come about us...
438
00:18:32,578 --> 00:18:34,871
The service, the Cowboys...
439
00:18:34,872 --> 00:18:36,539
My friend's husband
actually asked me about it.
440
00:18:36,540 --> 00:18:41,060
He was like, "Is that why you moved out
there, for that Cowboys 4 Angels?"
441
00:18:41,061 --> 00:18:42,670
I was like, "What are you talking about?
442
00:18:42,671 --> 00:18:43,684
Is there something I
need to know about you?"
443
00:18:43,685 --> 00:18:44,397
(CHUCKLING)
444
00:18:44,398 --> 00:18:47,341
- "Is this why you use it"?
- (LAUGHING) No.
445
00:18:47,342 --> 00:18:49,219
But he asked me, and I Googled it,
446
00:18:49,220 --> 00:18:51,554
and I was like, "Oh, well, hello!"
447
00:18:51,555 --> 00:18:54,932
In the last ten years, I've
pretty much lived like a nun.
448
00:18:54,933 --> 00:18:56,601
I just can't find the right guy,
449
00:18:56,602 --> 00:18:58,603
and I started feeling bad about myself,
450
00:18:58,604 --> 00:19:00,814
and, um, I wanted someone to
make me feel good about myself,
451
00:19:00,815 --> 00:19:02,816
so that's why I hired... Hired a gigolo.
452
00:19:02,817 --> 00:19:05,943
To make me feel good and hopefully
help me get back on the saddle.
453
00:19:05,944 --> 00:19:08,362
So, like, relationship-wise, um,
454
00:19:08,363 --> 00:19:11,157
have you had any since
here or right before here?
455
00:19:11,158 --> 00:19:13,159
- Not here. Um...
- Okay.
456
00:19:13,160 --> 00:19:15,369
It's hard to find people
that wanna get serious.
457
00:19:15,370 --> 00:19:18,915
I've never had self-esteem issues, but
I started feeling bad about myself.
458
00:19:18,916 --> 00:19:21,167
'Cause I'm like, look,
I'm not bad-looking.
459
00:19:21,168 --> 00:19:23,920
- I'm in decent shape. I'm educated.
- Mm-hmm.
460
00:19:23,921 --> 00:19:25,821
- I can cook. I have no baggage.
- Yeah.
461
00:19:25,822 --> 00:19:29,058
You know, I have it all going
on, and I can't find anybody.
462
00:19:29,059 --> 00:19:31,527
Why? You know, you're fucking beautiful.
463
00:19:32,997 --> 00:19:35,187
You know, you're outstanding.
464
00:19:36,159 --> 00:19:37,784
- (CHUCKLING)
- It's gonna happen.
465
00:19:37,785 --> 00:19:39,066
(CHUCKLES)
466
00:19:39,067 --> 00:19:40,645
I usually have a lot of
clientele that hire me
467
00:19:40,646 --> 00:19:42,605
in the same circumstances
that Laurel has,
468
00:19:42,606 --> 00:19:46,192
where they have low self-esteem,
they wanna get kind of back...
469
00:19:46,193 --> 00:19:47,026
Not say "back in the game again,"
470
00:19:47,027 --> 00:19:49,128
but just build up their confidence
471
00:19:49,129 --> 00:19:51,531
so when that... That
right person approaches,
472
00:19:51,532 --> 00:19:52,573
they're not so standoffish.
473
00:19:52,574 --> 00:19:54,742
A lot of the girls that
come, they'll see me...
474
00:19:54,743 --> 00:19:57,804
They wanna get back in the groove again.
475
00:19:57,805 --> 00:20:00,331
They start becoming more
receptive to things around them.
476
00:20:00,332 --> 00:20:01,999
- Exactly. That's what I want.
- There's the confidence level.
477
00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:03,751
It's not the confidence level.
It's the energy level.
478
00:20:03,752 --> 00:20:05,211
If someone doesn't have
that right energy,
479
00:20:05,212 --> 00:20:07,480
they don't see what... they don't
see something coming after them.
480
00:20:07,481 --> 00:20:10,005
They're gonna be just
kind of numb to it all.
481
00:20:10,006 --> 00:20:12,552
Well, I used to never have
self-esteem issues, but now...
482
00:20:12,553 --> 00:20:13,917
I don't think you really
have self-esteem issues.
483
00:20:13,918 --> 00:20:14,554
What's wrong with me?
484
00:20:14,555 --> 00:20:18,224
I think you just, um... Just, like, a little,
like... Maybe a little kick or something.
485
00:20:18,225 --> 00:20:19,893
- Yeah. I definitely need a little kick.
- (MUTTERING)
486
00:20:19,894 --> 00:20:21,828
A lot of times, going on these dates,
487
00:20:21,829 --> 00:20:23,062
I don't really have a game plan.
488
00:20:23,063 --> 00:20:25,655
I really just gotta get there
and just be quick on my feet
489
00:20:25,656 --> 00:20:27,066
to find out, what can I do?
490
00:20:27,067 --> 00:20:30,388
What can I use around to
make her feel better?
491
00:20:30,389 --> 00:20:32,455
It's the same way as, like, you know,
back in the days in the corps.
492
00:20:32,456 --> 00:20:34,115
(GRUNTS)
493
00:20:34,116 --> 00:20:35,458
Any ice cream?
494
00:20:35,459 --> 00:20:37,451
Just give her something different
that she hasn't had before
495
00:20:37,452 --> 00:20:39,344
and make her feel a little bit unique.
496
00:20:41,683 --> 00:20:43,583
- You missed a little bit.
- (CHUCKLING)
497
00:20:43,584 --> 00:20:46,185
- (SPRAYS)
- Oh... (LAUGHING)
498
00:20:48,273 --> 00:20:50,006
(GRUNTS)
499
00:20:50,007 --> 00:20:51,607
Maraschino.
500
00:20:54,078 --> 00:20:56,195
- Here. Take it. There it is.
- (CHUCKLES)
501
00:20:56,196 --> 00:20:58,531
- (MUTTERS) *
- Huh?
502
00:20:58,532 --> 00:21:00,600
Mmm.
503
00:21:00,601 --> 00:21:01,726
Mmm, that was better.
504
00:21:01,727 --> 00:21:03,887
Food can be a cool little
thing to play with on a date.
505
00:21:03,888 --> 00:21:06,814
It lightens the mood a little
bit and gets you to loosen up
506
00:21:06,815 --> 00:21:09,542
and be free, and you get a little messy,
507
00:21:09,543 --> 00:21:11,277
and you trust each other,
508
00:21:11,278 --> 00:21:14,280
and you know you're not trying to
be pretty and perfect anymore.
509
00:21:14,281 --> 00:21:16,282
It's like... It's like
being a kid again,
510
00:21:16,283 --> 00:21:18,301
but you get to be sensual and
sexy all at the same time.
511
00:21:21,389 --> 00:21:22,288
(GRUNTS)
512
00:21:22,289 --> 00:21:23,856
Ohh.
513
00:21:28,396 --> 00:21:31,088
(MOANING)
514
00:21:31,089 --> 00:21:33,633
Bradley's making me feel like I...
I'm not alone...
515
00:21:33,634 --> 00:21:35,451
That it's not just me.
516
00:21:38,873 --> 00:21:41,515
I know Bradley's not
gonna break my heart.
517
00:21:41,516 --> 00:21:45,244
He's here for a reason, and
that's to make me feel good,
518
00:21:45,245 --> 00:21:47,388
and he's doing a great job with that.
519
00:21:47,783 --> 00:21:50,216
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
520
00:21:52,887 --> 00:21:56,072
Hiring a gigolo can really help
Laurel overcome her confidence issues
521
00:21:56,073 --> 00:21:59,200
if she can just kind of relax a little
522
00:21:59,201 --> 00:22:00,785
and know that she can't
make any mistakes.
523
00:22:00,786 --> 00:22:04,121
We're there because, you know...
We're hired to be there,
524
00:22:04,122 --> 00:22:05,456
but at the same time,
we want to be there.
525
00:22:05,457 --> 00:22:06,766
We care about being there.
526
00:22:07,233 --> 00:22:08,760
_
527
00:22:08,761 --> 00:22:09,871
_
528
00:22:10,305 --> 00:22:11,640
(LAUGHING) Sorry.
529
00:22:11,641 --> 00:22:13,656
This counter's really hard. (GRUNTS)
530
00:22:14,029 --> 00:22:18,427
You'd be surprised at how one really
positive experience can affect someone.
531
00:22:18,428 --> 00:22:19,445
(MOANING)
532
00:22:22,834 --> 00:22:25,701
And that's basically why I do what I do.
533
00:22:26,838 --> 00:22:28,838
(MOANING CONTINUES)
534
00:22:31,459 --> 00:22:34,151
(MUTTERING)
535
00:22:34,152 --> 00:22:37,571
(MOANING)
536
00:22:37,572 --> 00:22:39,449
I would definitely
recommend hiring a gigolo,
537
00:22:39,450 --> 00:22:41,634
because I feel a little
bit better about myself.
538
00:22:41,635 --> 00:22:43,786
I feel like I can get back out there,
539
00:22:43,787 --> 00:22:46,689
and hopefully maybe find my Mr. Right.
540
00:22:47,259 --> 00:22:48,439
Oh, uh...
541
00:22:48,440 --> 00:22:49,914
_
542
00:22:49,915 --> 00:22:50,566
Yeah.
543
00:22:50,567 --> 00:22:52,004
_
544
00:22:52,005 --> 00:22:53,953
- Can I shower you off? Let's go.
- Mm-hmm.
545
00:22:57,861 --> 00:23:00,612
♪ (POP)
546
00:23:05,410 --> 00:23:08,728
Everyone's got a different
form of skin pistol.
547
00:23:08,729 --> 00:23:10,604
You got your shotguns.
548
00:23:10,605 --> 00:23:13,399
It causes splatter damage, you know.
549
00:23:13,400 --> 00:23:16,188
- Buckshot.
- Then you got your sniper skin pistol.
550
00:23:16,189 --> 00:23:18,154
- Just one shot.
- That thing can go... fing!
551
00:23:18,155 --> 00:23:19,678
So you can shoot one across the room.
552
00:23:19,679 --> 00:23:20,990
So it is a sniper shot.
553
00:23:20,991 --> 00:23:24,343
It's not a mortar round,
where you arc it?
554
00:23:24,344 --> 00:23:26,496
I've always been considered
kind of a sniper.
555
00:23:26,497 --> 00:23:29,348
You're carrying a WMD, aren't ya?
556
00:23:29,349 --> 00:23:30,606
(LAUGHING)
557
00:23:31,579 --> 00:23:34,001
Well, who am I going after first?
558
00:23:34,002 --> 00:23:37,356
I've been zooming in on
two chicks over there.
559
00:23:37,357 --> 00:23:38,966
(TREVOR) She's got some sweet milk bags.
560
00:23:38,967 --> 00:23:41,511
Okay. Now, get the fuck in there
and show me what you got.
561
00:23:41,512 --> 00:23:43,662
I wanna see what you're working with.
(CHUCKLES)
562
00:23:45,450 --> 00:23:46,761
How's it going, ladies?
563
00:23:46,762 --> 00:23:48,517
- Hi. How are you?
- How are you guys doing?
564
00:23:48,518 --> 00:23:49,214
Good. How are you?
565
00:23:49,215 --> 00:23:50,896
Enjoying your time in
fabulous Las Vegas?
566
00:23:50,897 --> 00:23:53,314
- Absolutely. It's good.
- Good. Good.
567
00:23:53,315 --> 00:23:55,232
- What do you guys do for a living?
- Cocktail waitress.
568
00:23:55,233 --> 00:23:57,527
- Cocktail waitress? Really?
- Yeah.
569
00:23:57,528 --> 00:23:59,795
So I'm talking to some high-class babes.
570
00:24:03,601 --> 00:24:06,078
Do you guys have a phone or anything?
571
00:24:06,079 --> 00:24:07,651
_
572
00:24:07,652 --> 00:24:08,658
_
573
00:24:08,659 --> 00:24:10,613
Well, her car. Are you fucking with me?
574
00:24:11,059 --> 00:24:13,667
He's blowing it already.
I can see he's... he...
575
00:24:13,668 --> 00:24:15,211
We're in a... We're in a spinout.
576
00:24:15,212 --> 00:24:16,729
- What's your number?
- (CHUCKLING)
577
00:24:18,699 --> 00:24:21,258
We're spinning. He's spinning.
578
00:24:21,259 --> 00:24:23,069
- All right. Yeah.
- See ya, guys.
579
00:24:23,070 --> 00:24:24,470
(LAUGHING)
580
00:24:24,471 --> 00:24:27,156
(BRACE) Okay. Round two.
581
00:24:28,576 --> 00:24:30,143
You guys from around here?
582
00:24:30,144 --> 00:24:31,294
Um... Yeah.
583
00:24:31,295 --> 00:24:33,604
- Are you from here?
- Uh, no. I'm visiting.
584
00:24:33,605 --> 00:24:35,689
- From where?
- Michigan.
585
00:24:35,690 --> 00:24:37,358
- Yeah, Vegas is nice.
- It's not that bad.
586
00:24:37,359 --> 00:24:40,611
You caught us in a little downer
weather, but it's getting better.
587
00:24:40,612 --> 00:24:43,823
I was gonna say, for, uh, being
in the middle of the desert,
588
00:24:43,824 --> 00:24:45,436
you guys sure are wet.
589
00:24:50,398 --> 00:24:52,373
- Oh, no.
- (CHUCKLING)
590
00:24:52,374 --> 00:24:53,624
What is he saying?
591
00:24:53,625 --> 00:24:57,320
Pickup lines are total
bullshit for tools.
592
00:24:57,321 --> 00:24:59,772
I don't know who comes up with
these things, but they're so dumb.
593
00:24:59,773 --> 00:25:02,844
If you really are at a
bar to pick up women,
594
00:25:02,845 --> 00:25:04,844
whatever happened to walking
up to 'em and just,
595
00:25:04,845 --> 00:25:07,113
you know, asking 'em a normal
question... "What's up?"
596
00:25:07,114 --> 00:25:08,855
I panicked, man.
597
00:25:08,856 --> 00:25:10,641
Why did you do that?
598
00:25:10,642 --> 00:25:12,935
I just felt like... Like, isn't...
Didn't I have to close it?
599
00:25:12,936 --> 00:25:15,646
Like, I felt like I already had 'em.
No. I mean, come on.
600
00:25:15,647 --> 00:25:17,790
These... They were... They were
receptive, they were cool,
601
00:25:17,791 --> 00:25:20,126
they were smiling, and then you lay
this shit down, and they both...
602
00:25:20,127 --> 00:25:23,320
It was like... (EXHALES FORCEFULLY)
603
00:25:23,321 --> 00:25:24,864
- And they're like, "What?"
- (TREVOR) It was like a roller coaster.
604
00:25:24,865 --> 00:25:26,616
- Din, din, din, din.
- You guys don't have to
605
00:25:26,617 --> 00:25:29,326
- keep reiterating it.
- And then you dropped that one. Fing!
606
00:25:29,327 --> 00:25:31,804
I lived it. I saw... I felt it, man.
607
00:25:31,805 --> 00:25:33,139
Like... Dang.
608
00:25:33,741 --> 00:25:37,143
It's just about making them
feel comfortable, nonchalant.
609
00:25:37,144 --> 00:25:38,477
Just good conversation. It's normal.
610
00:25:38,478 --> 00:25:40,421
It's real. It's no bullshit.
611
00:25:40,422 --> 00:25:42,423
- It's no fucking lines.
- Yeah. Yeah.
612
00:25:42,424 --> 00:25:44,550
I mean, dude, you're
good-looking, you're smart,
613
00:25:44,551 --> 00:25:48,012
but you also have to be polite and nice.
614
00:25:48,013 --> 00:25:50,764
No putting women down. Just
be a good human being.
615
00:25:50,765 --> 00:25:54,800
And practice the Brace philosophy...
Be good to people.
616
00:25:54,801 --> 00:25:57,841
And you're gonna land a
girl to go hang out with
617
00:25:57,842 --> 00:26:00,566
and maybe get your second piece of ass.
618
00:26:00,567 --> 00:26:02,130
I don't know. Who knows?
619
00:26:02,131 --> 00:26:03,672
Well, when I spent time with my nephews,
620
00:26:03,673 --> 00:26:06,820
I wondered what it would like to...
to have a kid of my own,
621
00:26:06,821 --> 00:26:10,716
because I am the father figure,
and I want the best for them.
622
00:26:14,033 --> 00:26:16,017
Okay. Let's do it. You're
on a mission, son.
623
00:26:16,018 --> 00:26:18,750
You're gonna be smooth like
butter on whole-wheat buns.
624
00:26:18,751 --> 00:26:19,446
Yes.
625
00:26:19,447 --> 00:26:20,783
You can do it.
626
00:26:26,128 --> 00:26:27,645
(NO AUDIBLE DIALOGUE)
627
00:26:27,646 --> 00:26:29,964
How's it going?
628
00:26:29,965 --> 00:26:32,033
Hey, um... You're looking
a little low right there.
629
00:26:32,034 --> 00:26:34,035
It's... It's pretty sad right now, yeah.
630
00:26:34,036 --> 00:26:35,970
- What are you having?
- Uh, vodka cranberry.
631
00:26:35,971 --> 00:26:38,456
Hey, ma'am, could I get a
vodka cranberry, please?
632
00:26:38,457 --> 00:26:40,041
Thank you. Thank you.
633
00:26:40,042 --> 00:26:42,501
Have... Are... So, do you live here?
634
00:26:42,502 --> 00:26:46,047
I do. I started a, um, T-shirt business.
635
00:26:46,048 --> 00:26:48,173
- What do they say?
- They're slightly inappropriate...
636
00:26:48,174 --> 00:26:49,774
- Perfect.
- But still funny.
637
00:26:49,775 --> 00:26:51,135
I love that.
638
00:26:51,136 --> 00:26:54,672
Now, did you ever have to
model that or anything?
639
00:26:54,673 --> 00:26:56,991
- Did you really? I was gonna say...
- Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
640
00:26:56,992 --> 00:26:58,265
I mean, you're... You're gorgeous, so...
641
00:26:58,266 --> 00:26:59,086
Thank you.
642
00:26:59,087 --> 00:27:01,854
I definitely think that we
need to exchange numbers.
643
00:27:01,855 --> 00:27:02,860
What do you think?
644
00:27:05,297 --> 00:27:07,132
- Yeah. Sure.
- Definitely.
645
00:27:07,133 --> 00:27:09,098
- Of course.
- Okay. Let me get what you got.
646
00:27:09,099 --> 00:27:12,628
That might be the hottest girl
I've ever seen my brother with.
647
00:27:12,629 --> 00:27:13,658
Probably.
648
00:27:13,659 --> 00:27:16,201
He wants to learn, and he's smart,
649
00:27:16,202 --> 00:27:17,828
so I do see a lot of myself in him.
650
00:27:17,829 --> 00:27:19,497
- Oh, sorry.
- You have to do cheers.
651
00:27:19,498 --> 00:27:20,881
You have to. It's bad luck if you don't.
652
00:27:20,882 --> 00:27:22,207
He's... He's coming along.
653
00:27:22,208 --> 00:27:23,596
He's an up-and-comer.
654
00:27:23,597 --> 00:27:26,687
I can't believe he did it! (LAUGHING)
655
00:27:26,688 --> 00:27:28,689
It's not fucking brain surgery.
656
00:27:28,690 --> 00:27:30,215
I couldn't have asked for
a better Vegas vacation.
657
00:27:30,216 --> 00:27:32,546
(LAUGHING)
658
00:27:32,547 --> 00:27:35,802
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