1 00:00:00,001 --> 00:00:03,609 Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:04,445 --> 00:00:05,601 Finding a job where you get 3 00:00:05,626 --> 00:00:08,627 to work side by side with your friends can be the best. 4 00:00:08,662 --> 00:00:11,296 (grunts) 5 00:00:11,331 --> 00:00:13,732 It can also be the worst. 6 00:00:14,244 --> 00:00:16,210 I came in with two friends! 7 00:00:17,070 --> 00:00:19,104 - (grunting) - (grunting) 8 00:00:19,139 --> 00:00:20,972 Thank you! 9 00:00:22,372 --> 00:00:23,808 My name is Cooper Barrett. 10 00:00:23,843 --> 00:00:25,958 My friends and I are here to mess up our lives 11 00:00:25,983 --> 00:00:27,341 so you don't have to. 12 00:00:35,707 --> 00:00:37,321 _ 13 00:00:37,624 --> 00:00:39,257 - Yeah! - Yeah! 14 00:00:39,293 --> 00:00:41,158 - To our success. - Mm. 15 00:00:41,193 --> 00:00:42,794 Ah. 16 00:00:42,829 --> 00:00:45,329 - Hey. - Hey, how'd you know I was here? 17 00:00:45,364 --> 00:00:46,964 What are you talking about? You're always here. 18 00:00:46,999 --> 00:00:48,076 What's the occasion? 19 00:00:48,101 --> 00:00:49,801 Oh, uh, their hangover cure 20 00:00:49,836 --> 00:00:52,926 was just named "Best New Specialty Beverage" 21 00:00:52,951 --> 00:00:54,575 by BevWeekly.com. 22 00:00:54,600 --> 00:00:55,865 Because of us, 23 00:00:55,901 --> 00:00:57,266 everyone from your casual Chardonnay sipper 24 00:00:57,302 --> 00:00:58,543 to your hardened alcoholic 25 00:00:58,568 --> 00:01:00,108 is waking up to a better American morning. 26 00:01:00,140 --> 00:01:01,806 This is how Dr. Penicillin must have felt 27 00:01:01,841 --> 00:01:03,607 when he created the what-cha-ma-call-it. 28 00:01:03,643 --> 00:01:06,144 There are so many things wrong with that statement. 29 00:01:06,179 --> 00:01:08,012 - Who are you looking for? - I was hoping 30 00:01:08,048 --> 00:01:09,680 my girl Kelly would be here so we could hang out, 31 00:01:09,715 --> 00:01:10,982 'cause, you know, we have a thing. 32 00:01:11,017 --> 00:01:12,683 Oh, like a Patty from college thing? 33 00:01:12,718 --> 00:01:14,819 No, there can never be another Patty. 34 00:01:14,854 --> 00:01:16,253 That thing was like a powder keg. 35 00:01:16,288 --> 00:01:17,788 Kelly and I are just, you know, 36 00:01:17,824 --> 00:01:18,756 we're besties. 37 00:01:18,791 --> 00:01:21,358 - Hi. - Who's that? 38 00:01:21,393 --> 00:01:23,160 I would like to introduce you all 39 00:01:23,195 --> 00:01:25,329 to my new girlfriend, Ramona. 40 00:01:25,364 --> 00:01:27,331 (with Southern accent): Howdy, y'all. Nice to meet you. 41 00:01:27,366 --> 00:01:28,833 Let me guess. Texas? 42 00:01:28,868 --> 00:01:31,220 No, but Kelly bet me ten bucks 43 00:01:31,245 --> 00:01:32,302 I couldn't do the accent. 44 00:01:32,338 --> 00:01:34,704 - (laughter) - She can. 45 00:01:34,739 --> 00:01:36,606 (with British accent): I'm actually from London. 46 00:01:36,641 --> 00:01:38,808 - Oh, really? - Nope. Orange County. 47 00:01:38,844 --> 00:01:40,610 - (laughing) - You owe me another ten. 48 00:01:40,645 --> 00:01:42,212 Oh, God, you're so good at accents! 49 00:01:42,247 --> 00:01:44,381 - (laughter) - What the hell is going on? 50 00:01:44,416 --> 00:01:46,549 Nice to meet you. I'm, uh, Cooper Barrett. 51 00:01:46,585 --> 00:01:47,709 Ramona. 52 00:01:48,687 --> 00:01:50,052 - KELLY: Cooper? - Yeah. 53 00:01:50,088 --> 00:01:53,512 - Can I talk with you for a sec? - Sure. Sorry. 54 00:01:56,227 --> 00:01:58,027 - Knock it off. - What did I do? 55 00:01:58,062 --> 00:02:00,348 You just used your "I want to sleep with you" voice. 56 00:02:00,373 --> 00:02:02,164 "Hi. I'm Cooper Barrett." 57 00:02:02,200 --> 00:02:03,799 I sound like Optimus Prime? 58 00:02:03,834 --> 00:02:05,201 You are not to sleep with her. 59 00:02:05,236 --> 00:02:06,635 What? 'Cause of... 'cause of this. 60 00:02:06,670 --> 00:02:08,304 This? There's no this. 61 00:02:08,339 --> 00:02:10,873 - So I can sleep with her. - No! Listen. 62 00:02:10,908 --> 00:02:12,808 Solid girlfriends do not come easy to me, 63 00:02:12,843 --> 00:02:14,910 and I don't want you and your penis messing it up. 64 00:02:14,945 --> 00:02:17,624 Okay, first of all, she hasn't even expressed any interest. 65 00:02:17,649 --> 00:02:20,645 And second, if she did, and I went through with it, I hope 66 00:02:20,670 --> 00:02:23,218 you know I respect you enough to never tell you about it. 67 00:02:24,454 --> 00:02:26,889 Fine, I won't sleep with her. 68 00:02:26,924 --> 00:02:28,423 Thank you. 69 00:02:29,627 --> 00:02:32,193 Hi. I'm Cooper Barrett. 70 00:02:32,229 --> 00:02:34,696 Hi. I'm Cooper Barrett. 71 00:02:34,732 --> 00:02:36,564 Hi. I'm Cooper Barrett. 72 00:02:36,599 --> 00:02:38,849 - Hi. - There it is. 73 00:02:38,874 --> 00:02:40,912 - ♪ ♪ - _ 74 00:02:41,104 --> 00:02:42,504 Pretty great, right? 75 00:02:42,539 --> 00:02:44,205 Can't buy publicity like that. Free sample. 76 00:02:44,241 --> 00:02:45,606 Oh, thanks. This makes it seem 77 00:02:45,642 --> 00:02:47,008 like you run the company by yourself. 78 00:02:47,044 --> 00:02:48,543 Yeah, you don't even mention us 79 00:02:48,578 --> 00:02:50,278 one time in this whole thing. It's called 80 00:02:50,313 --> 00:02:53,014 "Barry's Grandma's Hangover Cure," not Cooper's. 81 00:02:53,049 --> 00:02:55,382 Your grandma hasn't been hungover a day in her life! 82 00:02:55,407 --> 00:02:57,327 Come on, guys, let's focus on the big picture, all right? 83 00:02:57,352 --> 00:03:00,362 That company, HangEnder, won this award three years in a row, 84 00:03:00,387 --> 00:03:02,721 and we just beat them. It's not about individual credit. 85 00:03:02,746 --> 00:03:04,191 Plus, I would have sung your praises 86 00:03:04,226 --> 00:03:06,637 - if I was given the opportunity. - "When asked how he was able 87 00:03:06,662 --> 00:03:08,628 "to accomplish so much, he credited the inspiration 88 00:03:08,664 --> 00:03:10,864 of Steve Jobs and a good night's sleep." 89 00:03:10,899 --> 00:03:12,795 Yeah, you're right. That was my window, I blew it. 90 00:03:12,820 --> 00:03:14,717 - I'm sorry. I... - "And later, he wished to thank 91 00:03:14,742 --> 00:03:16,865 "his two best friends: hard work 92 00:03:16,890 --> 00:03:19,073 - and determination." - Oh, guys, I messed up. 93 00:03:19,108 --> 00:03:21,141 But it was a phone interview. I mean, you guys know 94 00:03:21,177 --> 00:03:22,742 I value you and your ideas. 95 00:03:22,778 --> 00:03:24,769 Well, I'm happy to hear you say that, because I actually 96 00:03:24,794 --> 00:03:25,912 have a couple ideas about promotion and social... 97 00:03:25,948 --> 00:03:27,814 Yeah, hold that thought. Get your free sample. 98 00:03:27,849 --> 00:03:29,248 Barry's Grandma's Hangover Cure? 99 00:03:29,284 --> 00:03:30,477 - Yeah. - I've heard that stuff's 100 00:03:30,502 --> 00:03:31,868 made in an apartment, 101 00:03:31,893 --> 00:03:33,219 and you can taste pig feces. 102 00:03:33,254 --> 00:03:36,255 What? Where'd you hear that? 103 00:03:36,291 --> 00:03:37,796 "Barry's Grandma's Hangover Cure 104 00:03:37,821 --> 00:03:39,822 is made in an apartment with pig feces." 105 00:03:39,847 --> 00:03:41,260 COOPER: That's simply untrue. 106 00:03:41,296 --> 00:03:42,962 I mean, he hasn't had an accident in weeks. 107 00:03:42,997 --> 00:03:45,731 (snorting) 108 00:03:45,766 --> 00:03:48,067 I mean, if they would have said pig urine... 109 00:03:48,103 --> 00:03:49,819 There's comments from this CooperSucks person 110 00:03:49,844 --> 00:03:50,803 all over the net. 111 00:03:50,838 --> 00:03:51,928 Obviously, the person 112 00:03:51,953 --> 00:03:53,428 who's posting this has inside information, 113 00:03:53,453 --> 00:03:54,974 so they can do serious damage to our business, 114 00:03:55,009 --> 00:03:56,162 if they haven't already. 115 00:03:56,187 --> 00:03:58,609 Okay, so how do we find out who this CooperSucks69 is? 116 00:03:58,634 --> 00:04:00,345 I'm one step ahead of you, sir. 117 00:04:00,380 --> 00:04:03,922 I've traced the IP address, and it looks like it's someone... 118 00:04:04,281 --> 00:04:05,922 in our apartment building. 119 00:04:10,553 --> 00:04:13,158 - What do you want? - Hey, Virgil. Uh... 120 00:04:13,193 --> 00:04:17,262 someone's been trolling Barry's Grandma's Hangover Cure online. 121 00:04:17,297 --> 00:04:19,998 Uh, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that, would you? 122 00:04:20,033 --> 00:04:21,766 What is... trolling? 123 00:04:21,801 --> 00:04:24,775 Uh, it means people are making fun of us on the Internet. 124 00:04:24,800 --> 00:04:26,979 Ooh. Which site do I do that? 125 00:04:27,004 --> 00:04:28,628 We're not telling you to do that. 126 00:04:28,653 --> 00:04:29,933 Oh, I'll find out. 127 00:04:29,958 --> 00:04:33,425 I have so many "Barry's Grandma's so fat" jokes. 128 00:04:33,450 --> 00:04:35,546 - (laughing) - What?! 129 00:04:37,017 --> 00:04:39,194 Do you really think Mrs. Billingsly is our troll? 130 00:04:39,219 --> 00:04:40,670 She's, like, 90 years old. 131 00:04:40,695 --> 00:04:44,321 Well, we have to cross everyone in the building off our list. 132 00:04:44,357 --> 00:04:47,391 You know what? I haven't seen her in a few weeks. 133 00:04:47,426 --> 00:04:49,893 Come to think of it, neither have I. 134 00:04:51,019 --> 00:04:53,063 - Well, at least she led a good life. - (garbled radio transmission) 135 00:04:53,098 --> 00:04:54,665 Actually, I think she collaborated 136 00:04:54,700 --> 00:04:55,972 in the Armenian genocide. 137 00:04:55,997 --> 00:04:57,629 But still, neat lady. 138 00:04:57,836 --> 00:05:00,237 I don't get it. We've checked every apartment. 139 00:05:00,273 --> 00:05:03,238 Well, not every apartment. 140 00:05:05,801 --> 00:05:06,915 I can't believe it. 141 00:05:06,940 --> 00:05:09,262 I never would've suspected it. 142 00:05:09,447 --> 00:05:11,057 What are you guys doing in my apartment? 143 00:05:11,658 --> 00:05:13,483 Welcome home... Kelly. 144 00:05:13,518 --> 00:05:16,019 Or should we say, CooperSucks69? 145 00:05:16,055 --> 00:05:18,580 Wait. Were the first 68 CooperSucks already taken? 146 00:05:19,702 --> 00:05:20,576 This is impossible. 147 00:05:20,600 --> 00:05:22,204 Had anyone else in your apartment recently? 148 00:05:22,205 --> 00:05:25,032 - Any male visitors, perhaps? - BARRY: Or poltergeists? 149 00:05:25,057 --> 00:05:26,851 I seen this episode of Ghost Hunters where 150 00:05:26,876 --> 00:05:28,710 this one ghost went into this one dude's account 151 00:05:28,735 --> 00:05:31,062 and messed up his credit. Spooky. 152 00:05:31,087 --> 00:05:33,620 No guys or ghosts have been in my apartment. 153 00:05:33,655 --> 00:05:35,255 I'm the only one who uses this computer. 154 00:05:36,046 --> 00:05:37,248 Oh, and Ramona. 155 00:05:37,273 --> 00:05:39,982 Wait, wait, wait, hold up. Say Ramona's last name is Miller. 156 00:05:40,007 --> 00:05:41,241 - Right? - You're already forgetting her name. 157 00:05:41,266 --> 00:05:42,662 You slept with her, didn't you?! 158 00:05:42,687 --> 00:05:44,843 - You said she was a trainer? - Yeah. So? 159 00:05:45,023 --> 00:05:47,934 Because Ramona Miller is not a personal trainer. 160 00:05:47,970 --> 00:05:52,083 She is the President and CEO of HangEnder, our main competitor. 161 00:05:52,108 --> 00:05:52,959 KELLY: What? 162 00:05:52,984 --> 00:05:55,308 NEAL: She clearly saw us as a threat, 163 00:05:55,343 --> 00:05:58,139 posed to be your friend, just to get info about us to try 164 00:05:58,164 --> 00:05:59,459 to take us down! 165 00:05:59,484 --> 00:06:01,013 To think, I almost slept with her. 166 00:06:01,048 --> 00:06:02,482 Come to think of it, she was asking 167 00:06:02,517 --> 00:06:04,016 a lot of questions about your company. 168 00:06:04,051 --> 00:06:06,652 Why the hell you tell her about our pig feces? 169 00:06:06,687 --> 00:06:09,744 Why are you living in an apartment with pig feces? 170 00:06:09,769 --> 00:06:11,323 It's stinking up the entire building. 171 00:06:11,358 --> 00:06:13,025 I think that smell was Mrs. Billingsly. 172 00:06:13,060 --> 00:06:14,693 What happened to Mrs. Billingsly? 173 00:06:14,729 --> 00:06:16,261 Honey, 174 00:06:16,296 --> 00:06:18,130 - I'm so sorry. - Oh, my God! 175 00:06:18,165 --> 00:06:21,299 I lose two of my best girlfriends in one day? 176 00:06:21,335 --> 00:06:25,103 I'm gonna punch Ramona in her lying, flawless face! 177 00:06:25,139 --> 00:06:27,539 Best plan is to get even. 178 00:06:27,574 --> 00:06:29,107 I have an idea how to do that. 179 00:06:29,143 --> 00:06:31,388 So do I, so what we do is... 180 00:06:31,413 --> 00:06:34,146 (Neal groans) 181 00:06:35,116 --> 00:06:38,482 We all listen to Neal because I value his ideas. 182 00:06:38,518 --> 00:06:39,884 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 183 00:06:39,919 --> 00:06:43,021 Thanks, Coop. Okay, Kelly, first, 184 00:06:43,056 --> 00:06:44,488 you're gonna take Ramona out to brunch. 185 00:06:44,524 --> 00:06:45,723 COOPER: But don't let on that you know 186 00:06:45,759 --> 00:06:47,725 who she really is. 187 00:06:47,761 --> 00:06:49,366 Sorry. You're doing great. 188 00:06:49,391 --> 00:06:50,858 NEAL: Just pretend like it's a normal brunch. 189 00:06:50,894 --> 00:06:51,954 KELLY: And then I punch her in the face. 190 00:06:51,979 --> 00:06:53,790 NEAL: No. You make witty conversation. 191 00:06:53,815 --> 00:06:55,595 So, tell me about all that personal training 192 00:06:55,620 --> 00:06:57,350 - that you definitely do for a living. - Oh, you know, 193 00:06:57,385 --> 00:06:59,785 - lots of burpees, that sort of thing. - Oh. (laughs) 194 00:06:59,820 --> 00:07:01,904 Will you excuse me? I have to go to the bathroom really quick. 195 00:07:01,929 --> 00:07:03,396 NEAL: And then when she's not paying attention, 196 00:07:03,421 --> 00:07:06,287 you take her computer and pass it off to Barry in disguise. 197 00:07:06,312 --> 00:07:08,700 - Fake mustache and tuxedo? - No! 198 00:07:08,725 --> 00:07:10,740 Cooper, be supportive. Yes, Barry, 199 00:07:10,788 --> 00:07:12,522 like that, but, you know, something better. 200 00:07:12,655 --> 00:07:14,030 Got it. 201 00:07:18,563 --> 00:07:20,071 NEAL: Barry, you'll go to the kitchen 202 00:07:20,096 --> 00:07:22,374 where you'll find me and Cooper waiting. 203 00:07:23,476 --> 00:07:25,253 - What is he doing here? - I'm meeting Leslie next door for lunch. 204 00:07:25,289 --> 00:07:26,655 I heard you guys were hiding in the kitchen. 205 00:07:26,690 --> 00:07:29,090 - By the way, it's me, Barry. - I know. 206 00:07:29,126 --> 00:07:31,293 - You look like Neil deGrasse Tyson. - Interesting. 207 00:07:31,328 --> 00:07:33,783 - Just like the Milky Way. - COOPER: Come on, Neal. 208 00:07:33,808 --> 00:07:35,635 Hurry up! Got to get it before she gets back from the restroom. 209 00:07:35,660 --> 00:07:36,996 She should really update this thing. 210 00:07:37,021 --> 00:07:39,968 - I mean, OS 7? Total noob. - Neal! 211 00:07:40,003 --> 00:07:42,437 Got the data. All right. Out. 212 00:07:42,473 --> 00:07:45,974 NEAL: All we have to do is return it before Ramona gets back. 213 00:07:47,099 --> 00:07:49,224 Unless Josh's wife comes by, notices Kelly, 214 00:07:49,249 --> 00:07:50,812 and ruins the entire plan. 215 00:07:50,847 --> 00:07:52,013 Welcome to my life. 216 00:07:52,048 --> 00:07:53,848 - Kelly! - Leslie! 217 00:07:53,884 --> 00:07:55,616 I thought I saw you. Hey. 218 00:07:55,652 --> 00:07:57,352 You know what? I'm glad I'm running into you, 219 00:07:57,377 --> 00:07:59,453 because I feel like we need to reconnect. 220 00:07:59,489 --> 00:08:01,756 Why is...? What-what is she doing here? 221 00:08:01,791 --> 00:08:03,758 Leslie, you remember Ramona, right? 222 00:08:03,793 --> 00:08:06,093 RAMONA: Hi. You didn't answer my question. 223 00:08:06,128 --> 00:08:07,361 Please go do something. 224 00:08:07,397 --> 00:08:08,663 I mean, I'm... 225 00:08:08,698 --> 00:08:10,215 I'm gonna meet my husband. 226 00:08:10,240 --> 00:08:11,499 We're gonna go have brunch 227 00:08:11,534 --> 00:08:12,600 - next door. - Go. 228 00:08:12,635 --> 00:08:14,134 Socially, you know, 229 00:08:14,170 --> 00:08:15,603 - I'm pretty covered. - Hey, babe! 230 00:08:15,638 --> 00:08:17,637 - Oh. Hi. - What are you doing here? I was just 231 00:08:17,673 --> 00:08:19,706 walking by, saw you ladies chatting it up. 232 00:08:19,741 --> 00:08:21,341 Uh, look at that. Shoelace is untied. 233 00:08:21,376 --> 00:08:23,476 - Dangerous. There it is. - Yeah. 234 00:08:23,512 --> 00:08:25,512 LESLIE: So you guys, like, hang out all the time? 235 00:08:25,547 --> 00:08:27,014 Nope, wasn't untied. 236 00:08:27,049 --> 00:08:28,682 It was actually tied the whole time. 237 00:08:28,717 --> 00:08:30,898 - Thank God. - We should go. We got a res. 238 00:08:30,923 --> 00:08:32,235 - Right, yeah. - Bouncedy-bounce. 239 00:08:32,260 --> 00:08:35,388 Yeah, okay, bye. Just so you know, 37 followers 240 00:08:35,424 --> 00:08:37,927 on Instagram, so, you know, super popular. 241 00:08:37,952 --> 00:08:39,185 - She doesn't care. - Okay. 242 00:08:39,210 --> 00:08:40,226 NEAL: And once we successfully 243 00:08:40,261 --> 00:08:41,728 - put it back in Ramona's bag... - Bye! 244 00:08:41,763 --> 00:08:43,363 ...go through her data, cancel her orders, 245 00:08:43,398 --> 00:08:45,732 and later, Cooper will call to contact her clients. 246 00:08:45,767 --> 00:08:48,301 Well, I am sorry to hear that they canceled, 247 00:08:48,337 --> 00:08:50,036 but we have a vehicle in your area 248 00:08:50,071 --> 00:08:52,705 which can get our product to you within the hour. 249 00:08:52,740 --> 00:08:53,973 (laughs) 250 00:08:54,008 --> 00:08:55,474 All right, thanks so much. Bye-bye. 251 00:08:55,516 --> 00:08:57,117 - Oh, yeah. - Mm. Can you believe it? 252 00:08:57,142 --> 00:08:58,555 Your plan worked. 253 00:08:58,580 --> 00:09:00,179 Yeah, Cooper, I can believe it. 254 00:09:00,215 --> 00:09:01,074 (like deGrasse Tyson): Can you believe 255 00:09:01,099 --> 00:09:02,871 that our nearest star, Alpha Centauri, 256 00:09:02,896 --> 00:09:05,051 is only four light years away? 257 00:09:05,086 --> 00:09:06,721 Can I just say, I am really enjoying 258 00:09:06,746 --> 00:09:07,919 your Neil deGrasse Tyson. 259 00:09:07,955 --> 00:09:09,722 It is fun and informative. 260 00:09:09,757 --> 00:09:12,725 You know what else is fun? The Milky Way. 261 00:09:12,760 --> 00:09:14,789 - (laughs) - No, you already used that one. 262 00:09:14,814 --> 00:09:17,028 Pluto is one-third water. 263 00:09:17,064 --> 00:09:18,330 There he is! 264 00:09:18,366 --> 00:09:20,766 (crowd chatter) 265 00:09:24,637 --> 00:09:27,072 This fancy hotel looks a lot like a biker bar. 266 00:09:27,107 --> 00:09:29,332 It's like an episode of Sons of Anarchy that doesn't end well. 267 00:09:29,357 --> 00:09:31,806 BARRY: I'm pretty sure there is no episodes of Sons of Anarchy 268 00:09:31,831 --> 00:09:33,790 - that ends well. - I'm telling you, this is the address 269 00:09:33,815 --> 00:09:35,881 - listed on Ramona's work order. - (phone ringing) 270 00:09:35,916 --> 00:09:37,349 This is Cooper. 271 00:09:37,384 --> 00:09:39,251 Hey, Cooper. This is Ramona Miller. 272 00:09:39,286 --> 00:09:41,408 - I'm actually... - COOPER: The President and CEO 273 00:09:41,433 --> 00:09:43,561 - of HangEnder. I know exactly who... - Who I am? 274 00:09:43,590 --> 00:09:45,857 I know that you know, but here's something you don't know. 275 00:09:45,892 --> 00:09:47,558 That order you took from me was a fake. 276 00:09:47,594 --> 00:09:49,594 - (scoffs) What order? - Moron, 277 00:09:49,629 --> 00:09:52,730 give it up. I've been one step ahead of you this whole time. 278 00:09:52,766 --> 00:09:54,064 You may be easy on the eyes, but that doesn't 279 00:09:54,100 --> 00:09:55,767 mean that you know how to run a business. 280 00:09:55,802 --> 00:09:57,768 First rule is, don't ever work with your friends. 281 00:09:57,803 --> 00:09:59,203 Second rule is shut up. 282 00:09:59,238 --> 00:10:00,971 You're obviously flailing here. 283 00:10:01,007 --> 00:10:03,240 Let me put you out of your misery and buy your company from you. 284 00:10:03,276 --> 00:10:05,609 You didn't listen to the second rule. 285 00:10:05,644 --> 00:10:07,244 - (dial tone) - Hmm. 286 00:10:07,280 --> 00:10:08,979 We've been set up. 287 00:10:09,015 --> 00:10:10,447 Let's get out of here before we get ourselves killed. 288 00:10:10,472 --> 00:10:11,481 Yep. 289 00:10:11,517 --> 00:10:12,916 (shoes squeak) 290 00:10:12,951 --> 00:10:14,592 That was a close one. (chuckles) 291 00:10:14,617 --> 00:10:16,219 (chuckles, gasps) 292 00:10:16,254 --> 00:10:19,456 (gasping) 293 00:10:19,491 --> 00:10:23,506 Okay. Hi. There's so many of you. Okay. 294 00:10:23,531 --> 00:10:25,562 - Hi, guys. Hi. - Uh, okay. 295 00:10:25,597 --> 00:10:26,630 Hey, guys. 296 00:10:26,665 --> 00:10:27,964 (gasping) 297 00:10:27,999 --> 00:10:29,232 What are you doing? 298 00:10:29,267 --> 00:10:31,234 They gonna kill us anyway. 299 00:10:31,276 --> 00:10:34,144 (grunts, groans) 300 00:10:34,172 --> 00:10:35,471 (shouting) 301 00:10:35,506 --> 00:10:37,340 (groaning) 302 00:10:37,375 --> 00:10:40,243 (shouts, grunts) 303 00:10:40,496 --> 00:10:43,346 - He's not with us! - Sorry! 304 00:10:44,744 --> 00:10:47,641 My mustache fell off when they threw me through that window. 305 00:10:47,666 --> 00:10:48,901 Mercury has... 306 00:10:49,589 --> 00:10:50,658 Damn! 307 00:10:50,659 --> 00:10:52,791 All my space facts are gone, Neal! 308 00:10:53,870 --> 00:10:55,417 Okay. Tell me everything. 309 00:10:55,453 --> 00:10:56,818 Did you rub it in Ramona's face yet? 310 00:10:56,854 --> 00:10:58,860 Uh, things didn't exactly work out. 311 00:10:58,885 --> 00:11:01,857 Ramona tricked us into going to a biker bar, and... 312 00:11:01,900 --> 00:11:04,367 Come on, Cooper. Tell everybody what you're really thinking. 313 00:11:04,394 --> 00:11:05,284 What am I really thinking? 314 00:11:05,308 --> 00:11:07,126 "Uh, the reason I don't listen to your ideas, Neal, is 315 00:11:07,151 --> 00:11:09,298 "because the one time that I do, we get outsmarted by a rival 316 00:11:09,323 --> 00:11:10,314 "and thrown through a window. 317 00:11:10,339 --> 00:11:11,713 "Maybe, Neal, instead of complaining 318 00:11:11,738 --> 00:11:13,470 "that you don't get enough credit, you should acknowledge 319 00:11:13,495 --> 00:11:15,015 "that I'm the brains of the operation. 320 00:11:15,043 --> 00:11:16,925 Just sit your nerdy face down in front of a computer!" 321 00:11:16,950 --> 00:11:19,883 - Easy, Cooper. - "And you, you big bastard, 322 00:11:19,919 --> 00:11:22,386 get your ass back in the kitchen and handle the product!" 323 00:11:22,422 --> 00:11:25,255 You know what, Cooper, you've gone too far! I'm out! 324 00:11:27,183 --> 00:11:29,883 - I hope you're happy. - I didn't even say anything. 325 00:11:29,908 --> 00:11:31,995 Okay, I don't even know who's yelling at who here, 326 00:11:32,031 --> 00:11:33,531 but we need to focus on Ramona. 327 00:11:33,566 --> 00:11:34,987 So there's no truth to what I said? 328 00:11:35,012 --> 00:11:37,534 - Well, it was your plan. But... - Oh, my God. 329 00:11:42,459 --> 00:11:44,718 Some words you can't take back, Cooper! 330 00:11:44,803 --> 00:11:47,137 You have to go after Neal. Don't you see? 331 00:11:47,172 --> 00:11:49,672 Dividing you guys like this, this is exactly Ramona's plan. 332 00:11:49,715 --> 00:11:52,682 Okay. I think you're giving her a little too much credit. 333 00:11:53,792 --> 00:11:55,230 - Hey, Neal. - Oh, my God. 334 00:11:55,255 --> 00:11:56,579 I heard you're unhappy with Cooper. 335 00:11:56,615 --> 00:11:58,481 Mm. Yeah, it's not going well. 336 00:11:58,516 --> 00:12:00,516 You should've heard the things he said to me. 337 00:12:00,552 --> 00:12:02,326 You know that I think you're incredibly impressive 338 00:12:02,351 --> 00:12:04,153 and that I value what you do. 339 00:12:04,211 --> 00:12:05,211 Thank you. 340 00:12:06,625 --> 00:12:07,657 What is it that I do? 341 00:12:07,692 --> 00:12:09,324 The viral marketing. Your Web site. 342 00:12:09,349 --> 00:12:11,303 The entire database you set up was brilliant. 343 00:12:11,699 --> 00:12:13,428 Your idea for Pajama Tuesdays. 344 00:12:13,464 --> 00:12:16,064 Full disclosure, I just didn't feel like wearing clothes that day. 345 00:12:16,340 --> 00:12:20,035 We could really use your skills at HangEnder. And... 346 00:12:20,071 --> 00:12:22,704 this would be your starting salary. 347 00:12:22,949 --> 00:12:25,383 I'm sorry, is this some sort of joke? 348 00:12:25,408 --> 00:12:27,008 I mean, Cooper and I are best friends. 349 00:12:27,033 --> 00:12:28,775 I'm not gonna let one little petty f... 350 00:12:29,947 --> 00:12:32,013 - (phone rings) - This is HangEnder. 351 00:12:32,048 --> 00:12:34,531 - You've reached Neal Fissley's office. - Oh, Louise? 352 00:12:34,556 --> 00:12:37,477 Can you confirm my massage will be on a table 353 00:12:37,502 --> 00:12:39,703 and not one of those airport chairs? 354 00:12:41,492 --> 00:12:43,897 And, uh, I'm out of lollipops, 355 00:12:43,922 --> 00:12:46,027 so... thank you. 356 00:12:46,062 --> 00:12:48,529 I can't let her get away with taking Neal. 357 00:12:48,564 --> 00:12:51,253 I'll help you get her back, but it could get ugly. 358 00:12:51,278 --> 00:12:52,967 (a la Sean Connery): She pulls a knife, you pull a gun. 359 00:12:53,003 --> 00:12:55,036 She puts one of yours in the hospital, 360 00:12:55,071 --> 00:12:57,038 you put one of hers in the morgue. 361 00:12:57,073 --> 00:12:58,806 Oh, I've been dying to use that line from The Untouchables 362 00:12:58,841 --> 00:13:00,808 since '87. May not have been worth it. 363 00:13:00,843 --> 00:13:02,704 It's not about revenge, okay? It's about business. 364 00:13:02,729 --> 00:13:04,812 And if I want to succeed, I got to beat Ramona at her own game. 365 00:13:04,847 --> 00:13:08,015 (a la Sean Connery): Well, what are you prepared to do, Cooper? 366 00:13:08,050 --> 00:13:09,784 - That's not helpful. - Welcome to the Rock. 367 00:13:12,789 --> 00:13:14,922 - Hello, Ramona. - Hey, Cooper. 368 00:13:14,965 --> 00:13:16,631 If you're looking for a job, I'm afraid Neal's 369 00:13:16,658 --> 00:13:18,675 - already hired an assistant. - That's not why I'm here. 370 00:13:18,700 --> 00:13:20,360 Oh, good, because the girl who got the job 371 00:13:20,395 --> 00:13:22,696 - is way more qualified than you. - If you're done, 372 00:13:22,731 --> 00:13:25,747 I have a little proposal for you: 373 00:13:26,512 --> 00:13:28,135 you give me Neal back, 374 00:13:28,170 --> 00:13:30,911 and I'll forgive the attack on my company and I promise 375 00:13:31,192 --> 00:13:32,439 I won't destroy you. 376 00:13:32,474 --> 00:13:35,442 Counterproposal: I keep Neal, 377 00:13:35,477 --> 00:13:37,644 bankrupt your company, and you come back to my place 378 00:13:37,679 --> 00:13:39,879 and we get rid of the sexual tension between us. 379 00:13:39,914 --> 00:13:41,414 Interesting idea. 380 00:13:41,450 --> 00:13:45,084 Let me consider/fantasize about that for a second. 381 00:13:47,188 --> 00:13:49,121 (clears throat) 382 00:13:49,157 --> 00:13:50,723 Not gonna lie, that was amazing. 383 00:13:50,758 --> 00:13:52,658 But I still have to reject your offer. 384 00:13:52,693 --> 00:13:54,807 That's too bad. I have lots of mirrors, 385 00:13:54,832 --> 00:13:56,191 and I had a terrible childhood. 386 00:13:56,216 --> 00:13:59,899 Listen, Ramona, you have no idea what you're up against. 387 00:13:59,934 --> 00:14:01,334 I think I have a pretty good idea. 388 00:14:01,369 --> 00:14:02,601 You may have Neal, 389 00:14:02,636 --> 00:14:04,503 but I have a better product. 390 00:14:04,538 --> 00:14:06,938 And I still have Barry Sandel. 391 00:14:09,543 --> 00:14:11,443 - ♪ ♪ - (brakes squeak) 392 00:14:15,048 --> 00:14:16,777 Hi, Barry. I wanted to discuss... 393 00:14:16,802 --> 00:14:19,017 Look, I know why you're here and I'm not interested. 394 00:14:19,052 --> 00:14:21,045 But if you could just hear me out for one second, I think... 395 00:14:21,070 --> 00:14:24,123 It's my grandmother's sweat and tears in this cure, okay? 396 00:14:24,148 --> 00:14:26,157 Literally. That's the two main ingredients. 397 00:14:26,193 --> 00:14:27,859 Look, I know Cooper likes to hog all the credit 398 00:14:27,895 --> 00:14:29,861 and he called me a big bastard, but at the end of the day, 399 00:14:29,897 --> 00:14:31,363 we are still friends. 400 00:14:31,398 --> 00:14:33,231 Our break room has a milkshake machine. 401 00:14:34,301 --> 00:14:35,800 (phone rings) 402 00:14:35,835 --> 00:14:37,968 This is HangEnder. Barry Sandel's office. 403 00:14:38,004 --> 00:14:40,271 (laughs) HangEnder rules! 404 00:14:40,306 --> 00:14:41,672 Totally. 405 00:14:43,058 --> 00:14:44,341 Louise! 406 00:14:44,377 --> 00:14:47,278 Why am I seeing the bottom of my lollipop jar? 407 00:14:47,313 --> 00:14:50,381 - Thank you. - COOPER: All right, Josh, 408 00:14:50,417 --> 00:14:51,949 let's get ugly. 409 00:14:51,984 --> 00:14:53,951 Coyote ugly. 410 00:14:53,986 --> 00:14:55,953 It was on after The Untouchables. 411 00:14:55,988 --> 00:14:58,155 Weird double feature. 412 00:14:58,190 --> 00:15:00,657 Starz is the best. 413 00:15:00,911 --> 00:15:02,463 - All right, let's go. - Yeah. 414 00:15:03,773 --> 00:15:04,678 It's not gonna work. 415 00:15:04,703 --> 00:15:07,608 - We should've gone with my plan. - Oh, yeah. Three stink bombs 416 00:15:07,633 --> 00:15:08,896 and a "Ramona Sucks!" banner. 417 00:15:08,921 --> 00:15:11,399 You know what, we'll do that right after we TP her house 418 00:15:11,424 --> 00:15:12,985 and leave a bag of poo on the front step. 419 00:15:13,010 --> 00:15:15,743 I love that. One tweak: fire. 420 00:15:15,768 --> 00:15:16,827 What's going on? 421 00:15:16,862 --> 00:15:19,462 Just whipping up tons of the cure for Bev Con. 422 00:15:19,497 --> 00:15:20,997 It's a beverage conference. 423 00:15:21,033 --> 00:15:23,762 We already have a better product and if we can outsell Ramona 424 00:15:23,787 --> 00:15:25,769 at Bev Con, her company will be destroyed 425 00:15:25,796 --> 00:15:28,225 and our company's rise will be documented 426 00:15:28,257 --> 00:15:30,296 in the next little-seen Aaron Sorkin film. 427 00:15:30,321 --> 00:15:32,913 "Our company"? You're the only one left in your company. 428 00:15:32,938 --> 00:15:34,895 Okay, I don't need those guys. I was doing everything anyway. 429 00:15:34,930 --> 00:15:36,096 I can't read Barry's writing. 430 00:15:36,131 --> 00:15:37,928 Does this say "cinnamon" or "cyanide"? 431 00:15:37,953 --> 00:15:39,862 You should probably just assume cinnamon. 432 00:15:39,887 --> 00:15:41,129 Oh, oh, oh. Check it out. 433 00:15:41,153 --> 00:15:42,706 ♪ Dun, dun, dun ♪ 434 00:15:42,707 --> 00:15:44,383 - Jelly beans. - Oh. 435 00:15:46,354 --> 00:15:47,987 What's in this one? 436 00:15:48,022 --> 00:15:49,221 Gummy worms! 437 00:15:49,256 --> 00:15:51,423 Josh, can we just focus? I need you to... 438 00:15:51,459 --> 00:15:53,691 chop up 400 onions and then, uh, 439 00:15:53,716 --> 00:15:55,494 throw half of them away. 440 00:15:55,529 --> 00:15:57,955 - What? - It's Barry's process, so... 441 00:15:57,980 --> 00:16:00,886 Cooper, the reason you got into this company is so 442 00:16:00,911 --> 00:16:02,734 you could build something great with your friends. 443 00:16:02,769 --> 00:16:04,102 Maybe you should go and apologize. 444 00:16:04,137 --> 00:16:05,403 It's too late. 445 00:16:05,438 --> 00:16:06,689 They made their choice. 446 00:16:10,775 --> 00:16:12,390 I came here because Cooper is too stubborn... 447 00:16:12,415 --> 00:16:13,759 What?! 448 00:16:13,784 --> 00:16:15,413 (shouts): I came here 449 00:16:15,448 --> 00:16:17,516 because Cooper is too stubborn to tell you 450 00:16:17,551 --> 00:16:18,816 how much he needs you guys. 451 00:16:18,851 --> 00:16:20,018 And you need him. 452 00:16:20,053 --> 00:16:23,054 I don't need anything except for my milkshakes 453 00:16:23,079 --> 00:16:25,556 delivered freezing cold! 454 00:16:25,591 --> 00:16:28,291 I'm talking 32 degrees Fahrenheit, Scottie, okay? 455 00:16:28,316 --> 00:16:29,767 That's Fahrenheit! 456 00:16:29,792 --> 00:16:32,497 - Son of a bitch. - Guys, 457 00:16:32,532 --> 00:16:34,265 Ramona doesn't value your ideas. 458 00:16:34,300 --> 00:16:36,630 She just brought you here to undermine Cooper. 459 00:16:36,655 --> 00:16:37,943 I went and looked at your offices... 460 00:16:37,968 --> 00:16:38,966 you don't even have computers! 461 00:16:38,991 --> 00:16:41,194 Yeah, 'cause our assistants take dictation... 462 00:16:41,749 --> 00:16:44,216 of our lunch orders and our dreams 463 00:16:44,241 --> 00:16:45,954 and cool inventions that we have. 464 00:16:45,979 --> 00:16:47,409 Hey, Kelly. Nice to see you. 465 00:16:47,434 --> 00:16:48,612 Oh... (mimicking) 466 00:16:48,648 --> 00:16:49,747 That's the spirit. 467 00:16:49,782 --> 00:16:51,214 Ramona, Kelly seems to you think 468 00:16:51,250 --> 00:16:52,526 that we're just pawns and that you actually 469 00:16:52,551 --> 00:16:54,251 don't value our ideas. 470 00:16:54,286 --> 00:16:55,286 That's ridiculous. 471 00:16:55,320 --> 00:16:56,553 Okay, name one of them. 472 00:16:56,588 --> 00:16:57,787 Um... 473 00:16:57,822 --> 00:16:59,122 Like the commercial we did 474 00:16:59,158 --> 00:17:00,524 about the girls in bikinis 475 00:17:00,559 --> 00:17:02,275 talking to girls in bikinis. Bikini-bikini. 476 00:17:02,300 --> 00:17:03,329 No. That's terrible. 477 00:17:03,354 --> 00:17:05,128 - I worked two days on that. - That was cream of the crop. 478 00:17:05,164 --> 00:17:06,296 Okay, fine, you're pawns. 479 00:17:06,331 --> 00:17:07,531 But you're well-paid pawns 480 00:17:07,566 --> 00:17:08,698 with offices and assistants. 481 00:17:08,733 --> 00:17:09,766 Kelly. 482 00:17:09,801 --> 00:17:11,801 (mimicking) 483 00:17:11,867 --> 00:17:14,803 Due to recent events, this milkshake has become less delicious. 484 00:17:14,828 --> 00:17:15,858 It's still a free milkshake. 485 00:17:15,883 --> 00:17:16,940 That's true. 486 00:17:16,975 --> 00:17:19,015 - You guys are worse than Cooper. - What?! 487 00:17:19,040 --> 00:17:20,209 And he's the worst. 488 00:17:20,244 --> 00:17:21,143 - Huh?! - Huh?! 489 00:17:21,179 --> 00:17:22,645 ♪ ♪ 490 00:17:22,681 --> 00:17:23,813 NEAL: Cures your hangover. 491 00:17:23,848 --> 00:17:26,449 BARRY: Yes, HangEnder ends the hang 492 00:17:26,484 --> 00:17:28,417 in the hangover, in the hangover. 493 00:17:28,453 --> 00:17:30,919 - HangEnder! HangEnder! - Hey, guys. 494 00:17:30,955 --> 00:17:33,293 You're doing great. Just stay in Cooper's eyeline 495 00:17:33,318 --> 00:17:34,129 and remember... 496 00:17:34,154 --> 00:17:35,291 BOTH: Don't talk to anybody. 497 00:17:35,326 --> 00:17:36,825 Don't touch anything. 498 00:17:36,860 --> 00:17:37,893 Perfect. 499 00:17:37,928 --> 00:17:39,747 Barry's Grandma's Hangover Cure 500 00:17:39,772 --> 00:17:42,163 is made from an age-old recipe. 501 00:17:42,199 --> 00:17:43,599 Comes straight from a real grandmother 502 00:17:43,634 --> 00:17:45,901 who used to get hungover quite a bit, so... 503 00:17:45,936 --> 00:17:47,636 Okay, just, uh... 504 00:17:47,671 --> 00:17:50,238 (people exclaim) 505 00:17:50,273 --> 00:17:52,841 So how many cases do you guys want? 506 00:17:52,876 --> 00:17:55,276 Uh... 507 00:17:55,312 --> 00:17:56,945 Guys, I'm really going to need you to step it up. 508 00:17:56,981 --> 00:17:58,413 We're working for free. 509 00:17:58,448 --> 00:18:00,692 And I'm drunk from the hard lemonade booth. 510 00:18:01,884 --> 00:18:03,485 - Would you like brochures? - (speaks indistinctly) 511 00:18:03,520 --> 00:18:05,086 You were right. 512 00:18:05,122 --> 00:18:06,654 I'll be right back. 513 00:18:07,957 --> 00:18:10,491 Hey, guys. Just, uh, wanted to say 514 00:18:10,516 --> 00:18:12,539 that I should've given you guys more credit for everything 515 00:18:12,564 --> 00:18:14,762 you did for the company and I'm really glad 516 00:18:14,797 --> 00:18:16,030 you guys landed somewhere great. 517 00:18:16,065 --> 00:18:17,531 Cooper, we're kind of busy right now. 518 00:18:17,566 --> 00:18:20,171 Okay, understood. Just... just as long as we... 519 00:18:20,196 --> 00:18:22,202 Call Scottie and set up an appointment. 520 00:18:23,405 --> 00:18:24,939 (quietly): Okay. 521 00:18:24,974 --> 00:18:26,630 RAMONA: Everyone. (clears throat) 522 00:18:26,655 --> 00:18:28,208 Welcome, everyone. 523 00:18:28,244 --> 00:18:30,215 As you all know, hangover cures are becoming 524 00:18:30,240 --> 00:18:32,206 a billion dollar industry, 525 00:18:32,231 --> 00:18:34,034 and we've got the best one in the business. 526 00:18:34,059 --> 00:18:35,649 My wonderful team has worked tirelessly 527 00:18:35,684 --> 00:18:37,451 to bring you this incredible video 528 00:18:37,486 --> 00:18:39,297 that will introduce you to our brand. 529 00:18:39,322 --> 00:18:40,387 COOPER: A video? 530 00:18:40,422 --> 00:18:41,622 Oh, come on. 531 00:18:41,657 --> 00:18:42,989 ♪ ♪ 532 00:18:43,025 --> 00:18:44,958 ANNOUNCER: HangEnder was founded by President 533 00:18:44,993 --> 00:18:47,842 and CEO Ramona Miller in 2011 534 00:18:47,867 --> 00:18:50,864 after a bachelorette party gone wrong in Las Vegas. 535 00:18:50,899 --> 00:18:51,965 Oh, yeah, they're happy. 536 00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:53,584 - She looks good. - HangEnder is made 537 00:18:53,609 --> 00:18:56,502 from only the freshest and natural ingredients. 538 00:18:56,538 --> 00:18:58,371 Fresh berries, figs, 539 00:18:58,406 --> 00:19:01,374 pubic hair, filth from humans and pig's poop. 540 00:19:01,409 --> 00:19:03,043 - (people exclaiming, groaning) - RAMONA: What? Wait. 541 00:19:03,078 --> 00:19:03,909 What's going on? 542 00:19:03,944 --> 00:19:05,269 Ew! 543 00:19:05,294 --> 00:19:07,449 Ramona Miller does not care about black people. 544 00:19:07,473 --> 00:19:09,815 RAMONA: No! I love black people. 545 00:19:09,850 --> 00:19:10,816 What? 546 00:19:10,851 --> 00:19:12,151 Oh, that's not okay. 547 00:19:12,187 --> 00:19:13,752 Turn it off. Turn it off! 548 00:19:13,788 --> 00:19:14,987 NEAL: And... 549 00:19:15,022 --> 00:19:17,089 (both yell) 550 00:19:18,526 --> 00:19:19,808 Hangover Cures for life. 551 00:19:19,833 --> 00:19:21,675 - (whoops) - Move out of the way! 552 00:19:21,700 --> 00:19:22,520 BARRY: Get out of here. 553 00:19:22,545 --> 00:19:24,196 - It's the best. - That's right. 554 00:19:24,231 --> 00:19:25,397 Who came up with that? 555 00:19:25,432 --> 00:19:26,739 What are you talking about? We did. 556 00:19:26,764 --> 00:19:27,733 Of course you did. 557 00:19:27,768 --> 00:19:29,793 - That was a great idea, man. - That was amazing. 558 00:19:29,818 --> 00:19:31,435 All right, let's get back to work. Let's get back to work. 559 00:19:31,460 --> 00:19:33,856 - All right. Let's go. - KELLY: Yay! 560 00:19:33,881 --> 00:19:35,551 - Oh, hi. Come on, come on, come on. - Gather round, gather round. 561 00:19:35,576 --> 00:19:37,284 This has no pubic hair in it. 562 00:19:37,309 --> 00:19:38,231 No poo. 563 00:19:38,267 --> 00:19:40,701 (overlapping chatter) 564 00:19:43,681 --> 00:19:45,031 Hey, guys. 565 00:19:45,056 --> 00:19:48,219 I just wanted you to meet my new best girlfriend, Renee. 566 00:19:48,244 --> 00:19:49,477 My name is Shawna. 567 00:19:49,512 --> 00:19:51,332 We have tons in common 568 00:19:51,357 --> 00:19:53,214 and we're pretty much inseparable besties. 569 00:19:53,249 --> 00:19:54,715 Uh, you must be Josh. 570 00:19:54,750 --> 00:19:56,917 LESLIE: No. No that one. Kelly. 571 00:19:56,952 --> 00:19:59,137 Did you meet Renee? Look at her. 572 00:19:59,162 --> 00:20:01,340 You're so lucky. Ramona turned out to be, 573 00:20:01,365 --> 00:20:02,980 like, a ruthless shark, 574 00:20:03,005 --> 00:20:04,338 but she got hers. 575 00:20:04,366 --> 00:20:06,188 So you and Ramona aren't friends anymore? 576 00:20:06,221 --> 00:20:07,104 You're free to hang out? 577 00:20:07,129 --> 00:20:09,076 - Yeah, of course. - Oh, cool. 578 00:20:09,112 --> 00:20:11,378 Renee, I'm going to have to ask you to leave. 579 00:20:11,413 --> 00:20:13,580 It's Shawna. Why are you still here? 580 00:20:14,550 --> 00:20:16,650 Girls can be so clingy. 581 00:20:16,685 --> 00:20:17,804 (laughs) 582 00:20:17,829 --> 00:20:19,640 So, working with friends... 583 00:20:19,665 --> 00:20:21,405 It can be hard but it can be done. 584 00:20:21,430 --> 00:20:24,762 All you have to do is admit when you're wrong 585 00:20:24,817 --> 00:20:26,759 and more importantly than anything, 586 00:20:26,794 --> 00:20:28,168 admit when they're right. 587 00:20:28,696 --> 00:20:31,931 And don't let your pig bathe in your hangover cure. 588 00:20:31,966 --> 00:20:34,145 And maybe don't own a pig. 589 00:20:36,145 --> 00:20:37,378 Ramona. 590 00:20:37,403 --> 00:20:40,673 Are you, uh, here to apply for the bartender position? 591 00:20:40,979 --> 00:20:44,043 No, I came to congratulate you guys 592 00:20:44,078 --> 00:20:47,094 on Bev Con and to ask how you'd feel about joining forces. 593 00:20:47,119 --> 00:20:48,226 - Absolutely not. - What? 594 00:20:48,250 --> 00:20:49,882 - She's crazy. - Welcome to the Rock. 595 00:20:49,918 --> 00:20:51,844 The bottom line is you guys have the better product 596 00:20:51,869 --> 00:20:53,703 but you don't have the resources to get it out there. 597 00:20:53,728 --> 00:20:56,522 I do and I think together we'd be unstoppable. 598 00:20:56,793 --> 00:20:57,879 What do you say? 599 00:20:57,904 --> 00:20:59,113 I don't know. 600 00:20:59,138 --> 00:21:00,699 I have to ask my partners. 601 00:21:05,075 --> 00:21:06,631 So don't be afraid to team up with the people 602 00:21:06,667 --> 00:21:08,733 you love the most, because when it comes to work, 603 00:21:08,769 --> 00:21:11,123 it's always wise to keep your friends close... 604 00:21:11,521 --> 00:21:12,545 Let's do it. 605 00:21:13,412 --> 00:21:14,427 Good call. 606 00:21:15,388 --> 00:21:17,232 ...and your enemies closer. 607 00:21:21,239 --> 00:21:23,539 Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx www.addic7ed.com