1 00:00:13,972 --> 00:00:15,265 Morning, Charlie! 2 00:00:23,190 --> 00:00:27,402 ♪ I'm hiking on sunlight, uh-huh ♪ 3 00:00:27,486 --> 00:00:31,532 ♪ I'm hiking on sunlight, uh-huh ♪ 4 00:00:31,615 --> 00:00:34,034 ♪ And it's sort of okay! ♪ 5 00:00:34,117 --> 00:00:35,619 Excuse me, Kimmy Lee and Hoda... 6 00:00:35,702 --> 00:00:37,246 first pun of the day, don't judge... 7 00:00:37,329 --> 00:00:39,831 I was not prepped for this level of pep, Peppy Le Pew. 8 00:00:39,915 --> 00:00:40,832 Puns getting better. 9 00:00:40,916 --> 00:00:42,167 Sorry not sorry, Titus, 10 00:00:42,251 --> 00:00:43,585 but I need these tunes to get pumped 11 00:00:43,669 --> 00:00:45,921 for the old nine to five a.m. 12 00:00:46,004 --> 00:00:49,007 ♪ I used to know sometimes I ate cheese ♪ 13 00:00:49,091 --> 00:00:51,051 ♪ But now I'm not sure ♪ 14 00:00:51,134 --> 00:00:52,970 What is this nunsense you're singing? 15 00:00:53,053 --> 00:00:55,806 It's from Now That Sounds Like Music! 16 00:00:55,889 --> 00:00:57,558 Titus, the tapes came! 17 00:00:57,641 --> 00:01:01,144 "Music Inspired By, But Legally Different From, the Music You Love." 18 00:01:02,145 --> 00:01:04,523 ♪ And doughnuts taste good ♪ 19 00:01:04,606 --> 00:01:07,859 This is "Hiking on Sunlight" by Kartuna and the Wigs. 20 00:01:07,943 --> 00:01:09,820 Come on. Dance like you have ants in your pants. 21 00:01:09,903 --> 00:01:12,114 I do have ants in my pants due to some pocket taffy. 22 00:01:12,197 --> 00:01:13,323 But I will not. 23 00:01:14,658 --> 00:01:15,492 What? 24 00:01:15,576 --> 00:01:17,160 Don't tell me you still have the blues. 25 00:01:17,244 --> 00:01:19,121 No, I switched flavors of Gatorade. 26 00:01:19,204 --> 00:01:21,623 Now it comes out... Oh. 27 00:01:21,707 --> 00:01:24,084 Yes, I have been feeling a bit low. 28 00:01:24,167 --> 00:01:25,752 Quitting Professor Dracula's was supposed to lead 29 00:01:25,836 --> 00:01:28,672 to something great, but so far, no one's offered me 30 00:01:28,755 --> 00:01:30,716 any amazing jobs in this apartment. 31 00:01:30,799 --> 00:01:32,467 Well, why don't you go see Mikey? 32 00:01:32,551 --> 00:01:35,470 Mikey's away at ConCon, the annual construction convention. 33 00:01:35,554 --> 00:01:38,307 He's dressing as his favorite silicone joint sealant. 34 00:01:38,390 --> 00:01:39,725 It's Permatex. 35 00:01:39,808 --> 00:01:41,435 Well, I know what always cheers me up: 36 00:01:41,518 --> 00:01:43,729 singing in the shower! 37 00:01:48,191 --> 00:01:49,359 What the huh? 38 00:01:49,443 --> 00:01:51,069 Last night, after a box of key lime wine 39 00:01:51,153 --> 00:01:53,071 and some shame spiraling, 40 00:01:53,155 --> 00:01:55,198 I decided to give all my Barbies perms. 41 00:01:55,282 --> 00:01:56,825 Some of them don't have the face for it. 42 00:01:56,908 --> 00:01:58,201 But I need a shower. 43 00:01:58,285 --> 00:01:59,745 I can't miss the morning rush. 44 00:01:59,828 --> 00:02:02,039 That's when people are most desperate for rides. 45 00:02:02,122 --> 00:02:04,916 Hungover prep school kids, fishmongers who overslept, 46 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:06,960 girls leaving John Mayer's houseboat. 47 00:02:07,044 --> 00:02:08,920 No, they have to dry in place 48 00:02:09,004 --> 00:02:10,797 before I can apply the Japanese straightening goop! 49 00:02:10,881 --> 00:02:12,591 Titus, don't you think you'd feel better 50 00:02:12,674 --> 00:02:14,468 if you actually did something today? 51 00:02:14,551 --> 00:02:15,927 Does holding in a fart count? 52 00:02:16,011 --> 00:02:18,680 Why don't you go out and get us more tape storage? 53 00:02:18,764 --> 00:02:21,725 Now That Sounds Like Music! is a four-tape compilation, 54 00:02:21,808 --> 00:02:23,143 but we only have one slot left. 55 00:02:23,226 --> 00:02:24,227 Who gets it? 56 00:02:24,311 --> 00:02:28,357 It's like Sophie's Choice without Streep chewing the scenery like a rat on drywall. 57 00:02:31,943 --> 00:02:36,531 I will also require a per diem, as I am out of taffy. 58 00:02:39,117 --> 00:02:40,160 Oh, God! 59 00:02:40,243 --> 00:02:42,037 I forgot about the ants! 60 00:02:42,120 --> 00:02:43,538 They latched on to my tongue! 61 00:02:43,622 --> 00:02:44,581 I'll get them off! 62 00:02:44,665 --> 00:02:45,707 I can feel them giving birth! 63 00:02:45,791 --> 00:02:47,250 Then stop eating it! 64 00:02:55,300 --> 00:02:56,635 ♪ Unbreakable ♪ 65 00:02:56,718 --> 00:02:58,303 ♪ They alive, damn it ♪ 66 00:02:58,387 --> 00:02:59,930 ♪ It's a miracle ♪ 67 00:03:00,013 --> 00:03:01,098 ♪ Unbreakable ♪ 68 00:03:01,181 --> 00:03:02,182 ♪ They alive, damn it ♪ 69 00:03:02,265 --> 00:03:04,684 ♪ But females are strong as hell ♪ 70 00:03:04,768 --> 00:03:05,769 ♪ Unbreakable ♪ 71 00:03:05,852 --> 00:03:06,853 ♪ They alive, damn it ♪ 72 00:03:06,937 --> 00:03:08,605 ♪ It's a miracle ♪ 73 00:03:08,688 --> 00:03:09,898 ♪ Unbreakable ♪ 74 00:03:09,981 --> 00:03:10,982 ♪ They alive, damn it ♪ 75 00:03:11,066 --> 00:03:12,275 That's gonna be, uh... 76 00:03:12,359 --> 00:03:15,362 you know, a fascinating transition. 77 00:03:15,445 --> 00:03:16,279 ♪ Damn it ♪ 78 00:03:17,280 --> 00:03:19,783 ♪ Living's a toll road ♪ 79 00:03:19,866 --> 00:03:23,995 ♪ I want to cruise it most of day... ♪ 80 00:03:24,079 --> 00:03:26,248 For your snacking enjoyment, sir, 81 00:03:26,331 --> 00:03:29,000 the cup holders are filled with today's dips, 82 00:03:29,084 --> 00:03:30,585 bean and Fun. 83 00:03:30,669 --> 00:03:32,129 Lik-a-Stix can be found 84 00:03:32,212 --> 00:03:34,965 in a tear in the ceiling fabric above you. 85 00:03:35,048 --> 00:03:38,260 A priest, a rabbi, and a minister? 86 00:03:38,343 --> 00:03:40,929 Did you tell Union Theological we need an overhead projector? 87 00:03:41,012 --> 00:03:42,931 Of course. You were on the email. 88 00:03:43,014 --> 00:03:44,558 Oh, my gosh! 89 00:03:44,641 --> 00:03:45,851 So funny! 90 00:03:45,934 --> 00:03:47,144 "On the email"? 91 00:03:47,227 --> 00:03:48,353 You guys. 92 00:03:49,229 --> 00:03:50,439 Late for work, huh? 93 00:03:50,522 --> 00:03:52,149 No thanks to John Mayer. 94 00:03:59,781 --> 00:04:01,742 Excuse me, Mr. Khaki Pants. 95 00:04:01,825 --> 00:04:04,327 I'm having trouble locating your tape tower showroom. 96 00:04:04,411 --> 00:04:06,204 - Our what? - Tape towers. 97 00:04:06,288 --> 00:04:07,205 For cassettes. 98 00:04:07,289 --> 00:04:10,542 I'm thinking of something in a walnut veneer 99 00:04:10,625 --> 00:04:12,210 with a 50-tape capacity. 100 00:04:12,294 --> 00:04:14,629 Or 100, if you can sell me. 101 00:04:14,713 --> 00:04:16,298 Yeah, I don't think they make those anymore. 102 00:04:17,466 --> 00:04:19,342 - Maybe try eBay? - On the Internet? 103 00:04:19,426 --> 00:04:21,094 But I don't have a credit card. 104 00:04:21,178 --> 00:04:23,013 When Samuel L. Jackson asks what's in my wallet, 105 00:04:23,096 --> 00:04:24,681 the answer is "ketchup packets." 106 00:04:33,940 --> 00:04:36,359 What, girl Uber? 107 00:04:36,443 --> 00:04:37,444 Yeah, Malala! 108 00:04:37,527 --> 00:04:38,737 You got the address? 109 00:04:38,820 --> 00:04:40,781 The spinning bar on top of the Marriott! 110 00:04:40,864 --> 00:04:41,948 Goes the opposite way of my spins, 111 00:04:42,032 --> 00:04:43,909 so I'm good for a couple more hours. 112 00:04:44,576 --> 00:04:46,286 Oop, let me help you there. 113 00:04:49,498 --> 00:04:51,249 What the hell's in the cup holder, 114 00:04:51,333 --> 00:04:52,626 pink cocaine and poop? 115 00:04:52,709 --> 00:04:54,169 Okay, yeah. 116 00:04:54,252 --> 00:04:57,172 I'll eat some poop if I can get pink cocaine. 117 00:04:58,590 --> 00:05:01,134 So pretty fancy place you came out of. 118 00:05:01,218 --> 00:05:03,303 Metal silverware and everything. 119 00:05:03,386 --> 00:05:04,513 Special night? 120 00:05:04,596 --> 00:05:06,932 No, I go there all the time. 121 00:05:07,015 --> 00:05:10,769 They make the best vodka in a glass. 122 00:05:14,815 --> 00:05:17,776 Why does it smell like a pine tree gave birth to an onion in here? 123 00:05:17,859 --> 00:05:18,985 Sorry. 124 00:05:19,069 --> 00:05:21,530 My roommate, Titus, filled the shower with his dolls 125 00:05:21,613 --> 00:05:22,656 and didn't want to move them, 126 00:05:22,739 --> 00:05:25,242 so I had to take an Ohio shower 127 00:05:25,325 --> 00:05:27,160 using our disinfectant toilet wipes. 128 00:05:27,244 --> 00:05:29,287 But I am kind of like a toilet, 129 00:05:29,371 --> 00:05:31,373 'cause I'm white and full of beans! 130 00:05:31,456 --> 00:05:32,958 Why would you let him treat you that way? 131 00:05:33,041 --> 00:05:33,959 Is he hot? 132 00:05:34,042 --> 00:05:37,170 Well, he's really shiny. 133 00:05:37,254 --> 00:05:39,881 Kind of like a chess piece. 134 00:05:39,965 --> 00:05:41,883 I guess I just did it 'cause I'm nice. 135 00:05:43,885 --> 00:05:45,512 And that makes you happy? 136 00:05:45,595 --> 00:05:46,930 Um, yeah. 137 00:05:47,013 --> 00:05:48,181 Happy as a clam. 138 00:05:48,265 --> 00:05:50,600 So, like, clenched up tight, full of grit, 139 00:05:50,684 --> 00:05:52,894 and if you get pried open, you'll die? 140 00:05:52,978 --> 00:05:54,312 That's a good one. 141 00:05:54,396 --> 00:05:55,730 I got to remember that. 142 00:05:55,814 --> 00:05:58,108 But hey, do you always 143 00:05:58,191 --> 00:06:00,485 put other people's needs before yourses? 144 00:06:03,238 --> 00:06:04,656 I'm the Reverend! 145 00:06:04,739 --> 00:06:07,742 Which one of you dummies wants to punch me? 146 00:06:07,826 --> 00:06:08,827 I hate you! 147 00:06:08,910 --> 00:06:10,537 Die! 148 00:06:12,539 --> 00:06:13,498 And furthermore... 149 00:06:16,960 --> 00:06:20,088 Well, I guess sometimes I put oth... 150 00:06:22,173 --> 00:06:26,011 Happy people value their needs as much as otherses'. 151 00:06:26,094 --> 00:06:27,846 You need to go home and tell him... 152 00:06:27,929 --> 00:06:29,681 What is his name, Titties? 153 00:06:29,764 --> 00:06:32,809 You say, "Titties, I value my needs, 154 00:06:32,892 --> 00:06:34,936 and I needs to take a shower. 155 00:06:35,020 --> 00:06:36,187 Clean it up!" 156 00:06:36,813 --> 00:06:37,731 Quick question. 157 00:06:37,814 --> 00:06:39,774 How would you feel if I threw up? 158 00:06:39,858 --> 00:06:41,318 Oh, if you need to, that's fine. 159 00:06:41,401 --> 00:06:42,944 No, value your needs! 160 00:06:43,028 --> 00:06:45,322 Don't just let people... 161 00:06:45,405 --> 00:06:46,239 Oh, no. 162 00:06:50,577 --> 00:06:51,953 Good, you're up. 163 00:06:52,037 --> 00:06:53,371 Huh? Where am I? 164 00:06:53,455 --> 00:06:54,706 Kimmy? 165 00:06:54,789 --> 00:06:55,707 Of course I'm awake. 166 00:06:55,790 --> 00:06:56,833 Who eats Oreos in their sleep? 167 00:06:56,916 --> 00:06:57,834 You're crazy! 168 00:06:57,917 --> 00:06:59,502 Lookit, I need a shower. 169 00:06:59,586 --> 00:07:02,088 My needs are as important as yours. 170 00:07:03,340 --> 00:07:04,883 Women are funny! 171 00:07:04,966 --> 00:07:06,760 Take that, original Ghostbusters. 172 00:07:06,843 --> 00:07:08,219 Move your dolls. 173 00:07:08,303 --> 00:07:09,429 No means no, Kimmy. 174 00:07:09,512 --> 00:07:11,723 The Barbies' hair got a little too straight. 175 00:07:11,806 --> 00:07:13,016 Now I'm giving them beach waves. 176 00:07:13,099 --> 00:07:15,143 Do I have to do everything around here? 177 00:07:15,226 --> 00:07:16,311 I'm the only one working. 178 00:07:16,394 --> 00:07:18,021 I cook all the Pop-Tarts. 179 00:07:18,897 --> 00:07:20,482 How dare you? 180 00:07:20,565 --> 00:07:22,067 You know I'm having a tough time, 181 00:07:22,150 --> 00:07:24,527 and then you El DeBarge in here telling me about your needs? 182 00:07:24,611 --> 00:07:27,739 Happy people value their needs as much as otherses'. 183 00:07:27,822 --> 00:07:29,032 Where'd you learn that? 184 00:07:29,115 --> 00:07:30,867 Have you been reading Chipotle bags again? 185 00:07:30,951 --> 00:07:32,786 Tonight I drove a really smart lady 186 00:07:32,869 --> 00:07:35,497 who gave me some advice and had eaten corn earlier. 187 00:07:35,580 --> 00:07:36,915 How could you do this to my Barbies? 188 00:07:36,998 --> 00:07:39,793 You know, there's a special place in hell for women who don't help other women. 189 00:07:40,752 --> 00:07:42,212 Oh, my gosh. 190 00:07:42,295 --> 00:07:43,797 Did you use the tape tower money 191 00:07:43,880 --> 00:07:46,216 to buy tiny hair products and Oreos? 192 00:07:46,299 --> 00:07:49,803 I'll have you know some youths threw those Oreos at me. 193 00:07:49,886 --> 00:07:50,971 Unbelievable. 194 00:07:51,054 --> 00:07:53,181 I ask you to do one simple thing... 195 00:07:53,264 --> 00:07:54,474 Simple? 196 00:07:54,557 --> 00:07:55,725 More like impossible. 197 00:07:55,809 --> 00:07:58,853 I stood in front of that store for hours before I realized 198 00:07:58,937 --> 00:08:00,271 the doors weren't automatic! 199 00:08:00,355 --> 00:08:02,273 I thought you were trying to change, 200 00:08:02,357 --> 00:08:04,859 to see things through, but you couldn't. 201 00:08:04,943 --> 00:08:05,860 You never can. 202 00:08:05,944 --> 00:08:07,112 You quit your job. 203 00:08:07,195 --> 00:08:08,947 You did your one-man show once. 204 00:08:09,030 --> 00:08:10,699 And look at this book you're reading. 205 00:08:10,782 --> 00:08:12,075 You dog-eared the cover! 206 00:08:13,535 --> 00:08:14,828 Oh, baby girl... 207 00:08:18,206 --> 00:08:19,457 I'm going wide. 208 00:08:24,796 --> 00:08:27,382 You think I'm the one who does things halfway? 209 00:08:27,465 --> 00:08:28,758 "I'm Kimmy! 210 00:08:28,842 --> 00:08:31,052 I have my GED, 211 00:08:31,136 --> 00:08:34,556 I have normal kissing buddies who definitely aren't deported, 212 00:08:34,639 --> 00:08:36,808 and I totally learned to whistle!" 213 00:08:39,269 --> 00:08:42,731 "And my emotion burps don't smell like a kangaroo's pouch 214 00:08:42,814 --> 00:08:43,940 full of old Indian food!" 215 00:08:44,024 --> 00:08:45,108 You know what? 216 00:08:45,191 --> 00:08:48,111 I'm gonna take a drive to clear my head. 217 00:08:48,194 --> 00:08:50,655 And I can't even enjoy how grown-up that sounds. 218 00:08:57,620 --> 00:08:59,289 Stupid Titus. 219 00:08:59,372 --> 00:09:02,751 At least I've got Shanson's "YUMBip" to cheer me up. 220 00:09:05,420 --> 00:09:08,673 ♪ Yumbip, flip-flap Shaq doo flip ♪ 221 00:09:08,757 --> 00:09:13,219 ♪ Snibby snip-snip boom fat ship-ship cat doo ♪ 222 00:09:13,303 --> 00:09:14,637 ♪ Yum, help... ♪ 223 00:09:15,847 --> 00:09:17,682 ♪ Flip-flap Shaq doo flip ♪ 224 00:09:17,766 --> 00:09:21,644 ♪ Snibby snip-snip boom fat ship-ship cat doo... ♪ 225 00:09:21,728 --> 00:09:22,729 Andrea. 226 00:09:26,816 --> 00:09:32,072 ♪ Brother Baptist Now this song seems sad ♪ 227 00:09:32,155 --> 00:09:36,576 ♪ And you're probably feeling pretty bad... ♪ 228 00:09:36,659 --> 00:09:39,287 Stupid Kimmy. 229 00:09:39,370 --> 00:09:41,956 I don't give up on everything that I... Whatever. 230 00:09:42,040 --> 00:09:43,792 ♪ What you doing, what you... ♪ 231 00:09:43,875 --> 00:09:46,753 It's not my fault they don't sell tape towers anymore. 232 00:09:46,836 --> 00:09:47,754 What am I supposed to... 233 00:09:47,837 --> 00:09:53,510 ♪ When the drums kick in it all will change for you... ♪ 234 00:09:53,593 --> 00:09:55,678 I'll build my own tape storage! 235 00:09:57,472 --> 00:10:00,100 ♪ You're standing up ♪ 236 00:10:00,183 --> 00:10:05,355 ♪ You just doubled your height ♪ 237 00:10:05,438 --> 00:10:10,110 ♪ You might do something tonight ♪ 238 00:10:10,193 --> 00:10:15,824 ♪ Like find another word that rhymes with "tonight" ♪ 239 00:10:25,166 --> 00:10:26,709 You got the address? 240 00:10:26,793 --> 00:10:28,461 "You up, question mark, 241 00:10:28,545 --> 00:10:30,421 cartoon eggplant, cartoon eggplant"? 242 00:10:30,505 --> 00:10:31,798 Where is that, SoHo? 243 00:10:31,881 --> 00:10:32,799 That wasn't for you. 244 00:10:32,882 --> 00:10:35,093 Seventy-ninth and Columbus. 245 00:10:40,515 --> 00:10:42,225 So I took your advice. 246 00:10:42,308 --> 00:10:45,186 I told my roommate that I "valued my own needs," 247 00:10:45,270 --> 00:10:46,729 and then guess what happened. 248 00:10:46,813 --> 00:10:48,731 You got in a fight, didn't you? 249 00:10:48,815 --> 00:10:51,151 Is Shanson three albinos? 250 00:10:51,234 --> 00:10:52,861 It was our worst fight ever. 251 00:10:52,944 --> 00:10:54,320 Even worse than that time I didn't know 252 00:10:54,404 --> 00:10:55,947 who or what Idris Elbow is. 253 00:10:56,030 --> 00:10:59,367 Some people are scared of conflict, but... 254 00:10:59,450 --> 00:11:00,785 it gets stuff done. 255 00:11:02,745 --> 00:11:04,664 Aw, this isn't vodka. 256 00:11:04,747 --> 00:11:06,291 I should never have listened to you. 257 00:11:06,374 --> 00:11:08,459 I mean, with all the stuff Titus has going on... 258 00:11:08,543 --> 00:11:09,460 Shut up! Jesus. 259 00:11:09,544 --> 00:11:11,588 What about all the stuff you got going on? 260 00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:14,799 The only stuff I got going on is that I got it going on. 261 00:11:14,883 --> 00:11:16,593 Really? Let's see. 262 00:11:16,676 --> 00:11:19,053 You're uncomfortable with conflict, obvs. 263 00:11:19,137 --> 00:11:20,805 How come is that? Huh? 264 00:11:20,889 --> 00:11:23,099 Number two... The deuce: 265 00:11:23,182 --> 00:11:25,310 you put other people's needs ahead of yours 266 00:11:25,393 --> 00:11:27,645 because you're "nice." 267 00:11:27,729 --> 00:11:29,272 You know what's another word for "nice"? 268 00:11:29,355 --> 00:11:31,691 "Enabler." 269 00:11:31,774 --> 00:11:33,735 how you sleeping? 270 00:11:33,818 --> 00:11:35,612 On a pool raft with a sheet over it. Why? 271 00:11:35,695 --> 00:11:37,280 Look at that crap you're eating. 272 00:11:37,363 --> 00:11:41,492 Eating and sleep are closely connected, you know. 273 00:11:41,576 --> 00:11:45,121 ♪ Your sleep cycle is erratic ♪ 274 00:11:45,204 --> 00:11:46,122 So? 275 00:11:46,205 --> 00:11:47,707 I used to live... 276 00:11:47,790 --> 00:11:48,958 windowlessly. 277 00:11:49,042 --> 00:11:50,126 You know who doesn't sleep? 278 00:11:50,209 --> 00:11:51,502 Depressed people. 279 00:11:51,586 --> 00:11:53,922 Well, you know who else doesn't sleep a lot? 280 00:11:54,005 --> 00:11:54,923 Dolphins. 281 00:11:55,006 --> 00:11:56,174 And they're always smiling. 282 00:11:56,257 --> 00:11:57,842 Dolphins are rapists. Look it up. 283 00:11:57,926 --> 00:11:59,302 That's not why they're smiling, is it? 284 00:11:59,385 --> 00:12:03,890 And don't even get me started on that peristalsis of yours. 285 00:12:03,973 --> 00:12:06,309 The stanky burps, girlfren! 286 00:12:06,392 --> 00:12:07,727 All burps smell bad. 287 00:12:07,810 --> 00:12:08,937 They're the farts of the face. 288 00:12:09,020 --> 00:12:11,064 No, you're Dursting. 289 00:12:11,147 --> 00:12:12,565 Did you ever see The Jinx? 290 00:12:12,649 --> 00:12:13,775 Fred Durst. 291 00:12:13,858 --> 00:12:15,068 He did those burps. 292 00:12:15,151 --> 00:12:17,278 You got some bad stuff inside, 293 00:12:17,362 --> 00:12:20,198 and your body is trying to blast it out 294 00:12:20,281 --> 00:12:21,616 through your face's mouth. 295 00:12:23,242 --> 00:12:24,827 Who shoved me? 296 00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:33,544 Okay. 297 00:12:34,629 --> 00:12:35,964 Ooh, see? 298 00:12:36,047 --> 00:12:38,383 This is what healthy burps smell like. 299 00:12:38,466 --> 00:12:42,553 Olives, cashews, P. Diddy vodka. 300 00:12:44,973 --> 00:12:46,057 Is this where you live? 301 00:12:46,140 --> 00:12:47,767 No, this is my office. 302 00:12:47,850 --> 00:12:50,061 I have a eight a.m., so I'm just gonna sleep here. 303 00:12:50,144 --> 00:12:52,438 The couch pulls out, so... 304 00:12:52,522 --> 00:12:54,232 I can't get pregnant. 305 00:12:57,443 --> 00:12:58,361 Help me! 306 00:12:58,444 --> 00:13:00,655 Stop struggling. 307 00:13:01,906 --> 00:13:03,241 You like this, lesbo? 308 00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:06,953 I should charge you for all this free therapy... 309 00:13:08,454 --> 00:13:09,497 Serapy. 310 00:13:09,580 --> 00:13:12,375 What do you mean "therapy"? 311 00:13:12,458 --> 00:13:14,961 Wait, you're a psychiatrist? 312 00:13:15,044 --> 00:13:16,963 Yeah, and I'm good. 313 00:13:17,046 --> 00:13:19,215 I got one of these little noise machines and everything. 314 00:13:19,298 --> 00:13:22,385 It goes "shh" 315 00:13:22,468 --> 00:13:24,637 so you can't hear other peeps' crying. 316 00:13:25,471 --> 00:13:29,017 So where to you go to serapy? 317 00:13:29,100 --> 00:13:30,184 Who, me? 318 00:13:30,268 --> 00:13:31,269 I don't need therapy. 319 00:13:31,352 --> 00:13:32,937 Yeah, you do. 320 00:13:38,693 --> 00:13:40,903 Okay, well, I think I've gone above and beyond 321 00:13:40,987 --> 00:13:42,280 the Uber oath that I made up. 322 00:13:42,363 --> 00:13:45,533 Listen, I'm telling you this because I love you. 323 00:13:45,616 --> 00:13:47,702 If you don't deal with whatever you're repressing, 324 00:13:47,785 --> 00:13:49,912 one day, your body's gonna take over 325 00:13:49,996 --> 00:13:52,248 and do something rough. 326 00:13:52,331 --> 00:13:55,960 You'll find yourself wandering along a highway 327 00:13:56,044 --> 00:13:59,255 or eating at a Boston Market. 328 00:13:59,338 --> 00:14:00,256 No. 329 00:14:00,339 --> 00:14:02,717 I am in control of my own body. 330 00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:04,218 Always. 331 00:14:06,012 --> 00:14:08,014 Why won't you open? 332 00:14:09,640 --> 00:14:11,476 Oh, oh, my spine, my spine. 333 00:14:11,559 --> 00:14:13,436 I'm gonna rip your beard off. 334 00:14:13,519 --> 00:14:16,022 Ugh, why does this keep happening? 335 00:14:16,105 --> 00:14:17,523 Miss, for a dollar, 336 00:14:17,607 --> 00:14:20,151 is Cate Blanchett good, or is she just tall? 337 00:14:20,234 --> 00:14:21,402 - Ow! - Too loud! 338 00:14:21,486 --> 00:14:22,862 - What? - What are you? 339 00:14:22,945 --> 00:14:24,155 No, she's a treasure! 340 00:14:24,238 --> 00:14:25,615 She's a treasure! 341 00:14:28,242 --> 00:14:29,327 Uppy. 342 00:14:31,454 --> 00:14:32,497 I'm just saying, 343 00:14:32,580 --> 00:14:35,124 when you shove your problems down, 344 00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:37,502 they're gonna bust out in weird ways. 345 00:14:42,048 --> 00:14:43,591 Whatever, Andrea. 346 00:14:43,674 --> 00:14:46,594 I don't need to be shrunk like some Rick Moranis kid. 347 00:14:46,677 --> 00:14:49,180 I'm blowing up like a Rick Moranis baby! 348 00:14:49,263 --> 00:14:50,515 I've dealt with my stuff. 349 00:14:50,598 --> 00:14:52,767 It's all in the rearview mirror. 350 00:14:52,850 --> 00:14:55,645 This guy knows what I'm talking about! 351 00:14:55,728 --> 00:14:57,230 The bunker and the Reverend 352 00:14:57,313 --> 00:14:58,898 and having to chew my own haircuts, 353 00:14:58,981 --> 00:15:00,483 that's all ancient history, 354 00:15:00,566 --> 00:15:03,694 like George Washington or Bradifer. 355 00:15:03,778 --> 00:15:05,863 Oh, but Andrea's so smart. 356 00:15:05,947 --> 00:15:07,740 I'm repressing stuff. 357 00:15:07,824 --> 00:15:10,993 To quote Titus, "You don't know me, girl. 358 00:15:11,077 --> 00:15:12,620 I'm a grown-ass man. 359 00:15:12,703 --> 00:15:15,540 Now slide my pizza under the bathroom door!" 360 00:15:15,623 --> 00:15:17,291 'Cause guess what, Andrea. 361 00:15:17,375 --> 00:15:19,293 I'm doing great. 362 00:15:28,094 --> 00:15:29,720 Thanks for riding the Cyclone. 363 00:15:29,804 --> 00:15:31,722 Exit to your right. 364 00:15:31,806 --> 00:15:32,890 Where am I? 365 00:15:32,974 --> 00:15:35,726 Did I just ride a fudging roller coaster? 366 00:15:35,810 --> 00:15:37,061 Yeah, all by yourself. 367 00:15:37,145 --> 00:15:38,896 I didn't do anything. 368 00:15:38,980 --> 00:15:40,773 Coney Island? 369 00:15:40,857 --> 00:15:42,859 Jeepers, Terry, and Broseph. 370 00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:43,943 This is bad. 371 00:15:44,026 --> 00:15:50,283 ♪ I'm freaking out ♪ 372 00:15:50,366 --> 00:15:57,039 ♪ Hey, everyone, I'm freaking out ♪ 373 00:15:57,123 --> 00:15:59,333 ♪ Totally ♪ 374 00:15:59,417 --> 00:16:00,710 Okay, not so bad. 375 00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:02,879 It's still made better than any Frank Lloyd Wright house, 376 00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:04,088 # FrankLloydWrong. 377 00:16:04,172 --> 00:16:05,381 Je said it. 378 00:16:09,135 --> 00:16:10,178 Welcome to your new home, 379 00:16:10,261 --> 00:16:13,389 R. Kelly's "I Believe I Can Fly" cassingle. 380 00:16:18,478 --> 00:16:21,481 But I measured so carefully with a Fruit by the Foot! 381 00:16:25,026 --> 00:16:26,486 No wonder Jesus quit carpentry. 382 00:16:26,569 --> 00:16:28,196 It's so much harder than talking on a donkey. 383 00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:33,034 Think thin, baby girl. 384 00:16:46,339 --> 00:16:47,715 ♪ I'm freaking out... ♪ 385 00:16:47,798 --> 00:16:50,718 Heavens to Murgatroyd. 386 00:16:50,801 --> 00:16:52,303 What have I done? 387 00:16:52,386 --> 00:16:58,601 ♪ Don't like it, but I'm freaking out... ♪ 388 00:16:58,684 --> 00:17:00,102 This is bad. 389 00:17:00,186 --> 00:17:03,105 ♪ Of my mind ♪ 390 00:17:04,941 --> 00:17:07,151 Well, you were right. It happened. 391 00:17:07,235 --> 00:17:08,903 And I've got the souvenir photo to prove it. 392 00:17:08,986 --> 00:17:11,239 And if I'm being honest, it's not the first time 393 00:17:11,322 --> 00:17:12,823 I've lost control. 394 00:17:12,907 --> 00:17:15,034 Once at a petting zoo, I slapped a goat 395 00:17:15,117 --> 00:17:16,118 because it had a beard. 396 00:17:16,202 --> 00:17:17,954 So here I am. I need help. 397 00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:19,622 Therapize me. 398 00:17:21,332 --> 00:17:22,750 I'm sorry, who are you? 399 00:17:22,833 --> 00:17:24,544 Are you serious? 400 00:17:24,627 --> 00:17:25,836 I'm Kimmy. 401 00:17:26,921 --> 00:17:29,465 Last night, I took off your tights and emptied them in that trash can. 402 00:17:29,549 --> 00:17:31,467 Oh, you. 403 00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:35,346 Yes, I remember your shape. Kimmy. 404 00:17:35,429 --> 00:17:38,474 Do you know how I got rug burns on my hands and knees? 405 00:17:38,558 --> 00:17:40,560 Um... 406 00:17:40,643 --> 00:17:42,770 I'm just trying to put you to bed. 407 00:17:42,853 --> 00:17:44,730 No! Me baby! 408 00:17:44,814 --> 00:17:46,524 Baby no go night-night. 409 00:17:46,607 --> 00:17:48,484 Wow, okay. 410 00:17:48,568 --> 00:17:50,319 I apologize that you had to see that. 411 00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:52,905 Obviously, I can't be the person to help you. 412 00:17:52,989 --> 00:17:54,323 What? Why? 413 00:17:54,407 --> 00:17:55,741 I mean, I tucked you in and helped you 414 00:17:55,825 --> 00:17:57,660 cut up pictures of someone named Trent. 415 00:17:57,743 --> 00:17:58,786 Good Lord, that's why. 416 00:17:58,869 --> 00:18:00,580 It would be completely unethical. 417 00:18:00,663 --> 00:18:03,416 The doctor-patient relationship requires boundaries. 418 00:18:03,499 --> 00:18:04,500 But what if it wasn't that? 419 00:18:04,584 --> 00:18:06,377 What if we helped each other? 420 00:18:06,460 --> 00:18:08,254 Helping is kind of my thing. 421 00:18:08,337 --> 00:18:10,923 I helped Ms. Jacqueline get divorced and poor. 422 00:18:11,007 --> 00:18:12,133 That doesn't sound great. 423 00:18:12,216 --> 00:18:14,135 But I know I could get that vodka monkey 424 00:18:14,218 --> 00:18:15,970 off your back and into a tuxedo, 425 00:18:16,053 --> 00:18:17,388 the way monkeys look best. 426 00:18:17,471 --> 00:18:18,889 No! God. 427 00:18:18,973 --> 00:18:20,308 I make my life work 428 00:18:20,391 --> 00:18:23,644 by separating my days from what I do at night. 429 00:18:23,728 --> 00:18:26,230 It's called compartmentalizing, and it's not a problem, 430 00:18:26,314 --> 00:18:28,858 because I know the words to describe it. 431 00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:32,862 Andrea, this morning, my body went to Coney Island without me. 432 00:18:32,945 --> 00:18:34,739 I woke up on a roller coaster. 433 00:18:34,822 --> 00:18:36,699 A dissociative fugue? 434 00:18:36,782 --> 00:18:39,744 A huge... what you said. 435 00:18:39,827 --> 00:18:40,953 But why a roller coaster? 436 00:18:41,037 --> 00:18:42,413 What is the significance... 437 00:18:42,496 --> 00:18:43,873 No. Boundaries. 438 00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:46,208 You told me to ask for what I need, 439 00:18:46,292 --> 00:18:48,419 and I need you. 440 00:18:49,503 --> 00:18:51,422 I can't. I'm sorry. 441 00:18:51,505 --> 00:18:52,965 Excuse me, Dr. Bayden. 442 00:18:53,049 --> 00:18:54,175 - Harold, damn it. - Couch man! 443 00:18:54,258 --> 00:18:55,551 Is this coming out of my time? 444 00:18:55,635 --> 00:18:56,761 Harold, I apologize. 445 00:18:56,844 --> 00:18:59,347 I know you have anxiety about being overlooked, 446 00:18:59,430 --> 00:19:01,599 but I would point out that you made the choice 447 00:19:01,682 --> 00:19:03,476 to wear the same colors as my couch. 448 00:19:03,559 --> 00:19:05,811 Even my cat forgets I'm there. 449 00:19:05,895 --> 00:19:08,606 She just ruins my stuff in front of me. 450 00:19:09,815 --> 00:19:11,442 Please excuse us. 451 00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:26,082 I woke up on a roller coaster. 452 00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:27,416 You and me both, girl. 453 00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:29,752 I've tried to buy a tape tower, make a tape tower. 454 00:19:29,835 --> 00:19:31,629 Hell, I tried to buy a tape tower. 455 00:19:31,712 --> 00:19:34,090 In the process, my R. Kelly cassingle 456 00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:36,217 passed on to R&B heaven. 457 00:19:41,263 --> 00:19:43,516 It's trapped in the closet with angels now. 458 00:19:44,433 --> 00:19:45,976 Big surprise. 459 00:19:46,060 --> 00:19:48,229 But that's not gonna stop me. 460 00:19:48,312 --> 00:19:49,730 You think I can't do anything without your help, 461 00:19:49,814 --> 00:19:51,607 but I'm gonna prove you wrong. 462 00:19:51,691 --> 00:19:53,526 your help. 463 00:19:53,609 --> 00:19:54,568 Too bad! 464 00:19:54,652 --> 00:19:56,862 I need to help myself, Titus, but I don't know how. 465 00:19:56,946 --> 00:19:58,739 I've got all this junk from the past... 466 00:19:58,823 --> 00:20:00,408 Junk? Past? 467 00:20:00,491 --> 00:20:01,409 Kimmy, you did it! 468 00:20:01,492 --> 00:20:02,535 All by myself! 469 00:20:02,618 --> 00:20:04,995 In order to find this tape tower, I have to go back in time, 470 00:20:05,079 --> 00:20:06,497 and I know just where to do it. 471 00:20:08,082 --> 00:20:11,168 I mean, I'm here for you. 472 00:20:11,252 --> 00:20:13,045 Of course my thing can wait. 473 00:20:13,129 --> 00:20:14,046 But full disclosure, 474 00:20:14,130 --> 00:20:16,048 I can feel myself giving up on it already. 475 00:20:16,132 --> 00:20:17,049 Soon I'll be sitting, 476 00:20:17,133 --> 00:20:19,552 and you know all my clothes double as pajamas. 477 00:20:19,635 --> 00:20:20,803 Whatever. Just go. 478 00:20:20,886 --> 00:20:22,513 I'd rather be alone anyway. 479 00:20:22,596 --> 00:20:24,348 Chin up, baby girl. 480 00:20:24,432 --> 00:20:26,767 No, really, you're turkey-necking. 481 00:20:26,851 --> 00:20:28,144 Love you! 482 00:20:31,981 --> 00:20:33,691 - Hello? - It's Andrea! 483 00:20:33,774 --> 00:20:35,276 Pick me up, bitch! 484 00:20:35,359 --> 00:20:36,277 No! 485 00:20:36,360 --> 00:20:37,319 How'd you get my number? 486 00:20:37,403 --> 00:20:39,321 I told Uber I left a baby in your car. 487 00:20:39,405 --> 00:20:41,699 Come on, you said you'd help me, right? 488 00:20:41,782 --> 00:20:42,908 Is this about your drinking? 489 00:20:42,992 --> 00:20:43,951 It is. 490 00:20:44,034 --> 00:20:45,244 She said, gravely. 491 00:20:45,327 --> 00:20:46,996 Why should I do anything for you? 492 00:20:47,079 --> 00:20:48,539 You wouldn't help me. 493 00:20:48,622 --> 00:20:49,707 And how did that make you feel? 494 00:20:49,790 --> 00:20:51,125 Crummy! 495 00:20:51,208 --> 00:20:53,335 And now you want another person to feel crummy? 496 00:20:53,419 --> 00:20:54,879 Of course not. 497 00:20:54,962 --> 00:20:58,257 Then pick me up, playa! 498 00:20:59,633 --> 00:21:02,386 ♪ You're doing stuff ♪ 499 00:21:02,470 --> 00:21:05,931 ♪ Making moves left and right... ♪ 500 00:21:06,015 --> 00:21:07,558 Discarded Livestrong bracelets. 501 00:21:07,641 --> 00:21:09,518 The Union Cycliste Internationale 502 00:21:09,602 --> 00:21:11,979 voided Lance Armstrong's titles in 2012. 503 00:21:12,980 --> 00:21:14,398 I'm going back in time! 504 00:21:17,902 --> 00:21:19,820 This doesn't look like where they sent Dylan McKay 505 00:21:19,904 --> 00:21:21,989 for his drinking problem. 506 00:21:22,072 --> 00:21:24,283 No, this isn't rehab. 507 00:21:24,366 --> 00:21:27,369 We just got to steal my ex-boyfriend's dog real quick. 508 00:21:27,453 --> 00:21:28,496 What? 509 00:21:28,579 --> 00:21:29,830 Yeah, this'll show him 510 00:21:29,914 --> 00:21:32,249 that we should get back together. 511 00:21:32,333 --> 00:21:34,126 You told me this was about your drinking. 512 00:21:34,210 --> 00:21:35,044 It is. 513 00:21:35,127 --> 00:21:37,880 If I weren't so drunk, I could steal a dog by myself. 514 00:21:39,673 --> 00:21:40,758 Really? 515 00:21:40,841 --> 00:21:42,259 You're just gonna abandon me here 516 00:21:42,343 --> 00:21:43,761 in the middle of nowhere, 517 00:21:43,844 --> 00:21:47,848 drunk, with no ride home and no shoes? 518 00:21:53,312 --> 00:21:54,605 I know you, Kimmy. 519 00:21:54,688 --> 00:21:58,442 You're a helper and a self-sacrificer. 520 00:21:58,526 --> 00:22:00,528 Watch. 521 00:22:00,611 --> 00:22:01,946 - Fudge! - Trust fall. 522 00:22:04,240 --> 00:22:06,575 I'm in your head. 523 00:22:08,828 --> 00:22:10,079 Well, I'm in your head too. 524 00:22:10,162 --> 00:22:12,081 I know you're gonna throw up later. 525 00:22:12,164 --> 00:22:13,499 No shiss, Herlock! 526 00:22:17,086 --> 00:22:18,838 Here, boy or girl. 527 00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:26,679 Here, boy or girl. 528 00:22:29,890 --> 00:22:31,267 I found the dog! 529 00:22:31,350 --> 00:22:32,810 Feel how soft his head is. 530 00:22:32,893 --> 00:22:34,019 That's not Trent's dog. 531 00:22:34,103 --> 00:22:36,522 Oh, this isn't Trent's house. 532 00:22:36,605 --> 00:22:41,569 Right, he moved to Denver to "work on his marriage." 533 00:22:41,652 --> 00:22:42,945 Someone's coming. 534 00:22:43,028 --> 00:22:45,155 - Run, Lillian! - Suck it, Trent. 535 00:22:45,239 --> 00:22:46,448 I love you! 536 00:22:47,533 --> 00:22:48,617 You said this was the wrong house! 537 00:22:48,701 --> 00:22:50,286 I forgot. 538 00:22:51,829 --> 00:22:54,915 Well, I'm sorry you had a kick-ass adventure 539 00:22:54,999 --> 00:22:56,834 and met a dog. 540 00:22:59,211 --> 00:23:03,257 Ugh, did I write myself another note during the day? 541 00:23:05,175 --> 00:23:06,969 "Please don't get drunk tonight. 542 00:23:07,052 --> 00:23:08,762 Think of Mom. 543 00:23:08,846 --> 00:23:11,223 And you should be working on the book. 544 00:23:11,307 --> 00:23:12,308 Please!" 545 00:23:12,391 --> 00:23:14,059 Ugh. 546 00:23:14,143 --> 00:23:15,728 Day me sucks. 547 00:23:15,811 --> 00:23:17,521 I'm sorry she wouldn't treat you. 548 00:23:17,605 --> 00:23:19,440 Maybe I could see you at night. 549 00:23:19,523 --> 00:23:21,066 No, if I'm gonna do this, 550 00:23:21,150 --> 00:23:23,652 I kind of want someone who remembers stuff. 551 00:23:23,736 --> 00:23:27,114 Okay, well, maybe I could see you at night. 552 00:23:27,197 --> 00:23:28,991 It's like, I finally figure out that I need help, 553 00:23:29,074 --> 00:23:30,492 and I can't even get it. 554 00:23:30,576 --> 00:23:31,702 What is your deal again? 555 00:23:33,787 --> 00:23:35,456 I was locked in an underground bunker 556 00:23:35,539 --> 00:23:37,583 for 15 years by an insane reverend. 557 00:23:37,666 --> 00:23:39,752 Shut your tomato face. 558 00:23:39,835 --> 00:23:43,380 Come on, I gots to treat you! 559 00:23:43,464 --> 00:23:45,924 Well, maybe you should write a note to day you about that. 560 00:23:47,217 --> 00:23:50,721 Even if I could hold a pen right now, she would never listen to me. 561 00:23:50,804 --> 00:23:52,431 Unless... 562 00:24:00,105 --> 00:24:01,607 That foot has a toe ring on it. 563 00:24:01,690 --> 00:24:03,609 I'm in the '90s! 564 00:24:15,746 --> 00:24:17,081 Nineteen ninety-nine! 565 00:24:21,543 --> 00:24:22,586 A Furby! 566 00:24:23,712 --> 00:24:24,922 Oh, God, it's still alive! 567 00:24:25,005 --> 00:24:26,382 Kill me! 568 00:24:43,357 --> 00:24:45,984 Sweet Baby Jesus Jones. 569 00:24:55,619 --> 00:24:57,287 What's up, Doc? 570 00:24:57,371 --> 00:24:59,081 I had a carrot, but I dropped it on the subway. 571 00:24:59,164 --> 00:25:01,083 Kimmy, this is a nonstarter. 572 00:25:01,166 --> 00:25:03,085 - You said you'd say that. - When? 573 00:25:03,168 --> 00:25:05,504 Oh, God, did I see you last night? 574 00:25:05,587 --> 00:25:07,506 Why don't I let you answer that? 575 00:25:08,924 --> 00:25:10,217 What up, Drea? 576 00:25:10,300 --> 00:25:12,803 Yeah, you're Drea from New Jersey. 577 00:25:12,886 --> 00:25:14,847 Ugh, she's awful, right? 578 00:25:14,930 --> 00:25:16,724 I mean, you don't like spending time with her, do you? 579 00:25:16,807 --> 00:25:17,725 I'm the fun one. 580 00:25:17,808 --> 00:25:18,851 I ran the marathon. 581 00:25:18,934 --> 00:25:20,561 Here's the deal, dummy. 582 00:25:20,644 --> 00:25:22,062 You help this girl, 583 00:25:22,146 --> 00:25:23,814 or this little videotape is going 584 00:25:23,897 --> 00:25:28,777 to the state licensing board, Trent, Dr. Gursky, 585 00:25:28,861 --> 00:25:31,071 and all our stepdads. 586 00:25:31,155 --> 00:25:32,072 Suck it. 587 00:25:32,156 --> 00:25:34,074 Kimmy, you don't strike me as the type of person 588 00:25:34,158 --> 00:25:35,075 who would blackmail... 589 00:25:35,159 --> 00:25:36,201 You should keep watching. 590 00:25:36,285 --> 00:25:39,204 I know you know Kimmy wouldn't blackmail us. 591 00:25:39,288 --> 00:25:41,373 Look at this face. 592 00:25:41,457 --> 00:25:43,375 - Say a bad word. - Frown. 593 00:25:43,459 --> 00:25:45,377 Sorry! 594 00:25:45,461 --> 00:25:48,172 She's a good person, but I'm not. 595 00:25:48,255 --> 00:25:50,841 I sell my doorman Adderall! 596 00:25:51,633 --> 00:25:53,093 Come on. 597 00:25:53,177 --> 00:25:54,803 You know you want to shrink the eff 598 00:25:54,887 --> 00:25:57,806 out of that busted little walnut brain in a clown wig. 599 00:25:57,890 --> 00:26:00,392 - Hey! - Because Kimmy's got real problems. 600 00:26:00,476 --> 00:26:02,352 Worse than us, and I know you are 601 00:26:02,436 --> 00:26:06,690 sick of listening to all that weak-tit Manhattan angst. 602 00:26:06,774 --> 00:26:08,984 "I have so many unread emails!" 603 00:26:09,067 --> 00:26:11,445 "My child's not learning enough Mandarin!" 604 00:26:11,528 --> 00:26:13,906 "Why is it so warm in November?" 605 00:26:13,989 --> 00:26:15,491 You're doing this. 606 00:26:15,574 --> 00:26:17,493 You need to do this. 607 00:26:17,576 --> 00:26:20,746 And a happy person values their needs. 608 00:26:20,829 --> 00:26:23,582 Future Kimmy, give her the envelope. 609 00:26:25,334 --> 00:26:26,543 Sorry. 610 00:26:29,046 --> 00:26:30,005 What is... 611 00:26:30,088 --> 00:26:31,256 Ugh. 612 00:26:31,340 --> 00:26:32,925 I farted in there. 613 00:26:39,848 --> 00:26:41,892 All right. 614 00:26:41,975 --> 00:26:43,018 Let's get started. 615 00:26:45,646 --> 00:26:46,563 Dang it, Harold! 616 00:26:46,647 --> 00:26:47,564 But I'm a person! 617 00:26:47,648 --> 00:26:49,483 How long have you been in here? 618 00:26:59,159 --> 00:27:00,786 Titus, you did it! 619 00:27:00,869 --> 00:27:02,871 I know! I did! 620 00:27:02,955 --> 00:27:04,748 I'm almost there! 621 00:27:04,832 --> 00:27:06,625 I'm a really slow runner. 622 00:27:06,708 --> 00:27:07,751 Should I wait here, or... 623 00:27:07,835 --> 00:27:09,253 Whatever you want. 624 00:27:12,673 --> 00:27:14,758 I did something too. 625 00:27:14,842 --> 00:27:16,426 I'm starting therapy tomorrow. 626 00:27:16,510 --> 00:27:18,762 We are both equally brave. 627 00:27:18,846 --> 00:27:21,390 I just wish I could get my R. Kelly cassingle back. 628 00:27:21,473 --> 00:27:23,809 You know what's just as good if you don't listen that hard? 629 00:27:23,892 --> 00:27:26,019 Art Smelly's "I'm Convinced I Can Swim"? 630 00:27:26,103 --> 00:27:29,147 From the soundtrack to the movie Earth Jelly. 631 00:27:29,940 --> 00:27:33,443 ♪ I'm convinced I can swim ♪ 632 00:27:33,527 --> 00:27:37,573 ♪ I'm pretty sure that I have a fin ♪ 633 00:27:37,656 --> 00:27:41,618 ♪ I dream about going in a pool ♪ 634 00:27:41,702 --> 00:27:45,581 ♪ I kick and splash and I look real cool ♪ 635 00:27:45,664 --> 00:27:49,835 ♪ Okay, I've never seen a pool ♪ 636 00:27:49,918 --> 00:27:53,755 ♪ But I'd like to visit one with you ♪ 637 00:27:53,839 --> 00:27:56,842 ♪ Yeah, I'm sure it's a fin ♪ 638 00:27:56,925 --> 00:27:57,968 ♪ Whoo ♪ 639 00:27:58,051 --> 00:28:02,848 ♪ I'm convinced I can swim ♪ 640 00:28:02,931 --> 00:28:06,143 ♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪ 641 00:29:17,589 --> 00:29:19,549 - Good night, everybody! - Good night!