1 00:00:07,716 --> 00:00:09,176 How are your hands so smooth? 2 00:00:10,344 --> 00:00:11,887 Just diet and exercise. 3 00:00:11,970 --> 00:00:14,181 You're not holding a mannequin hand. 4 00:00:18,852 --> 00:00:20,062 Hey, Ma. 5 00:00:20,145 --> 00:00:21,188 Um, nothing. 6 00:00:21,271 --> 00:00:23,148 Just hanging out with some guys from work. 7 00:00:23,232 --> 00:00:26,401 We're, uh, bowling. 8 00:00:26,485 --> 00:00:28,570 - Roll, roll, roll, roll, crash! - Of course I'll be there tomorrow. 9 00:00:28,654 --> 00:00:30,072 Hey, Bobby, it's your bowling turn. 10 00:00:30,155 --> 00:00:33,992 No, I haven't seen Theresa's baby yet because it hasn't been born, Ma. 11 00:00:34,076 --> 00:00:36,036 The owner of a Toyota Camry, your lights are on. 12 00:00:36,119 --> 00:00:37,496 Actually, that's a very good excuse. 13 00:00:37,579 --> 00:00:38,956 Roll, roll, roll, roll, miss! 14 00:00:39,081 --> 00:00:40,457 All right. Love you too. 15 00:00:42,501 --> 00:00:44,253 What am I doing? 16 00:00:44,336 --> 00:00:46,338 Oh, no. 17 00:00:46,421 --> 00:00:47,923 You're not actually bowling. 18 00:00:48,006 --> 00:00:49,466 I just transported you... 19 00:00:49,549 --> 00:00:50,842 No, it's just... 20 00:00:50,926 --> 00:00:53,262 It was one thing when I was lying to myself about being gay, 21 00:00:53,345 --> 00:00:54,888 but now that I'm officially gay... 22 00:00:54,972 --> 00:00:55,806 Did you register? 23 00:00:55,889 --> 00:00:57,724 You get 10% off at all Halloween pop-up stores. 24 00:00:57,808 --> 00:00:59,184 Dude, I got to come out to my family, 25 00:00:59,268 --> 00:01:00,727 like, at dinner tomorrow. 26 00:01:00,811 --> 00:01:03,146 Are you saying we have less than 24 hours to prepare? 27 00:01:03,230 --> 00:01:04,898 What does that mean? What am I supposed to prepare? 28 00:01:04,982 --> 00:01:05,899 Everything! 29 00:01:05,983 --> 00:01:07,276 What will you wear? 30 00:01:07,359 --> 00:01:08,527 Do you have songs picked out? 31 00:01:08,610 --> 00:01:10,821 Have you finalized your scent profile? 32 00:01:10,904 --> 00:01:13,156 Why is everything so complicated with us people? 33 00:01:14,783 --> 00:01:16,952 Decisions, decisions. 34 00:01:17,035 --> 00:01:18,328 Kimmy... 35 00:01:18,412 --> 00:01:21,873 which of these ties goes best with, "How dare you? He's your son!" 36 00:01:21,957 --> 00:01:23,542 Um, they look the same. 37 00:01:23,625 --> 00:01:24,668 Are you insane? 38 00:01:24,751 --> 00:01:26,878 Burnt lilac. Amalfi Grimace. 39 00:01:26,962 --> 00:01:31,091 Kim Kim Kim, a play on Rin Tin Tin, 40 00:01:31,174 --> 00:01:33,593 I've been to many a coming-out. 41 00:01:33,677 --> 00:01:36,722 When Lance Bass came out, I was there... 42 00:01:36,805 --> 00:01:38,390 at the newsstand, 43 00:01:38,473 --> 00:01:40,225 staring at that People magazine 44 00:01:40,309 --> 00:01:42,936 until the guy asked me if I was gonna buy it. 45 00:01:43,020 --> 00:01:45,105 Lance Bass? No, I misheard that. 46 00:01:45,188 --> 00:01:47,441 But I've never actually been a part of the drama. 47 00:01:47,524 --> 00:01:50,235 Tomorrow I get to play the role of... gasp... 48 00:01:50,319 --> 00:01:52,779 secret boyfriend who prepared a song. 49 00:01:52,863 --> 00:01:56,158 I'll be like Jackie O. At JFK's funeral. 50 00:01:56,241 --> 00:01:57,826 Ain't nobody looking at that wooden box. 51 00:01:57,909 --> 00:02:00,287 Titus, there was an Italian family in Durnsville, 52 00:02:00,370 --> 00:02:01,788 and they were pretty old-fashioned. 53 00:02:01,872 --> 00:02:04,416 They pulled their daughter out of school because she kissed a girl, 54 00:02:04,499 --> 00:02:06,460 even though it was just a CPR dummy. 55 00:02:06,543 --> 00:02:10,088 I kind of wonder how Mikey's family is gonna react to all this. 56 00:02:10,172 --> 00:02:13,342 Oh, I know. Can you imagine the drama? 57 00:02:14,635 --> 00:02:17,012 Titus. Titus, we got to do something. 58 00:02:17,095 --> 00:02:19,765 I know I talk a big game about gentrification, 59 00:02:19,848 --> 00:02:21,642 but now it's time for action. 60 00:02:21,725 --> 00:02:24,019 Those sons of bitches opened a bakery. 61 00:02:24,102 --> 00:02:27,147 Some puppies opened a bakery and we're mad about it? 62 00:02:27,230 --> 00:02:29,358 Sorry, Lillian, but I can't help you. 63 00:02:29,441 --> 00:02:32,277 Mikey's coming out, and I have so much to do to get ready. 64 00:02:32,361 --> 00:02:33,945 Okay, but you're missing out, T. 65 00:02:34,029 --> 00:02:37,074 I'm gonna take this place down old-school, 66 00:02:37,157 --> 00:02:40,243 like back in the '70s when this city was a city. 67 00:02:40,327 --> 00:02:42,996 When we were giving Mayor Lindsay hell 68 00:02:43,080 --> 00:02:46,875 and Mayor Lindsay was giving Florence Henderson crabs 69 00:02:46,958 --> 00:02:51,755 and the Crabs were a street gang that threw live crabs at people. 70 00:02:51,838 --> 00:02:53,799 Is any of this real, Lillian? 71 00:02:53,882 --> 00:02:54,841 Maybe. 72 00:02:55,926 --> 00:02:56,843 What about you, Princess? 73 00:02:56,927 --> 00:02:58,595 You want to do something important today, 74 00:02:58,678 --> 00:03:01,390 or are you gonna go do cartwheels and make friends with a bee? 75 00:03:01,473 --> 00:03:04,684 I'd love to, but it's a really big day for me. 76 00:03:04,768 --> 00:03:06,061 - I'm starting... - Bored. 77 00:03:06,144 --> 00:03:07,562 Tell us in charades. 78 00:03:09,981 --> 00:03:11,191 - Oh, oh, Pac-Man. - Talking. Titus. 79 00:03:11,274 --> 00:03:13,693 - Uh, Ms. Pac-Man. - Titus is talking. 80 00:03:13,777 --> 00:03:15,737 - Baby Pac-Man. - Okay, we know it starts with a T. 81 00:03:15,821 --> 00:03:18,031 The Pac-Mans stop having sex and go to couples counseling. 82 00:03:18,115 --> 00:03:20,117 Tangerine. Thyroid. Two turtledoves. 83 00:03:20,200 --> 00:03:21,410 Therapy. 84 00:03:21,493 --> 00:03:23,829 You're starting therapy today! 85 00:03:26,248 --> 00:03:27,082 So take a good look. 86 00:03:27,165 --> 00:03:30,877 The next time you see me, I'll be totally normal. 87 00:03:30,961 --> 00:03:32,421 Up high. 88 00:03:32,504 --> 00:03:34,047 No? 89 00:03:38,301 --> 00:03:40,887 The only therapy I ever had was a Christian summer camp 90 00:03:40,971 --> 00:03:42,514 that tried to make boys less "musical." 91 00:03:42,597 --> 00:03:43,432 Ooh. 92 00:03:43,515 --> 00:03:46,351 ♪ It was a total bangfest ♪ 93 00:03:54,443 --> 00:03:55,694 ♪ Unbreakable ♪ 94 00:03:55,777 --> 00:03:57,404 ♪ They alive, damn it ♪ 95 00:03:57,487 --> 00:03:59,030 ♪ It's a miracle ♪ 96 00:03:59,114 --> 00:04:00,115 ♪ Unbreakable ♪ 97 00:04:00,198 --> 00:04:01,324 ♪ They alive, damn it ♪ 98 00:04:01,408 --> 00:04:03,785 ♪ But females are strong as hell ♪ 99 00:04:03,869 --> 00:04:04,786 ♪ Unbreakable ♪ 100 00:04:04,870 --> 00:04:05,871 ♪ They alive, damn it ♪ 101 00:04:05,954 --> 00:04:07,706 ♪ It's a miracle ♪ 102 00:04:07,789 --> 00:04:08,999 ♪ Unbreakable ♪ 103 00:04:09,082 --> 00:04:10,083 ♪ They alive, damn it ♪ 104 00:04:10,167 --> 00:04:11,501 That's gonna be, uh... 105 00:04:11,585 --> 00:04:14,421 you know, a fascinating transition. 106 00:04:14,504 --> 00:04:15,422 ♪ Damn it ♪ 107 00:04:17,716 --> 00:04:20,677 - So how are you doing? - Great. 108 00:04:20,761 --> 00:04:22,679 I'm gonna tear therapy a new one. 109 00:04:22,763 --> 00:04:24,848 And then therapy will be like, "Thanks, Kimmy. 110 00:04:24,931 --> 00:04:27,309 Now I've got two." 111 00:04:27,392 --> 00:04:28,894 What'd you do to your leg? 112 00:04:28,977 --> 00:04:31,772 Well, who knows, really? 113 00:04:31,855 --> 00:04:33,440 As Beyoncé would say, 114 00:04:33,523 --> 00:04:35,275 "I woke up like dis." 115 00:04:35,358 --> 00:04:37,569 So I'm doing great. 116 00:04:37,652 --> 00:04:39,029 You are doing great. 117 00:04:39,112 --> 00:04:40,781 You're a doctor with double-pierced ears. 118 00:04:40,864 --> 00:04:42,032 How cool is that? 119 00:04:42,115 --> 00:04:42,991 No, I don't have double... 120 00:04:44,493 --> 00:04:46,620 Okay, let's talk about you. 121 00:04:46,703 --> 00:04:48,455 Why are you here, Kimmy? 122 00:04:48,538 --> 00:04:51,082 Well, let's start from the beginning. 123 00:04:53,919 --> 00:04:57,172 So the ghost was just a guy surfing at night? 124 00:04:57,255 --> 00:04:59,132 Thumbs down. 125 00:04:59,216 --> 00:05:01,176 Won't be reading that one again. 126 00:05:01,259 --> 00:05:02,469 Ooh. 127 00:05:02,552 --> 00:05:05,013 Ugh! Dang shoe! 128 00:05:11,645 --> 00:05:12,854 Excuse me, miss. 129 00:05:13,939 --> 00:05:15,899 Can you tell me how to get to the nursing college? 130 00:05:15,982 --> 00:05:17,984 No, I can't, stranger. 131 00:05:18,985 --> 00:05:20,987 - But I can show you. - Ooh. 132 00:05:29,162 --> 00:05:31,122 Were you alone a lot as a child? 133 00:05:31,206 --> 00:05:33,333 Oh, um, I guess. 134 00:05:33,416 --> 00:05:35,418 Did you grow up in a two-parent household? 135 00:05:35,502 --> 00:05:39,339 I'm sorry. Why are we talking about stuff from before I was kidnapped? 136 00:05:39,422 --> 00:05:41,258 I'm here to talk about the bunker. 137 00:05:41,341 --> 00:05:46,221 My prom date was a guy made out of cans who went home with a different girl. 138 00:05:46,304 --> 00:05:47,764 Kimmy, therapy isn't a quick fix. 139 00:05:47,847 --> 00:05:49,599 It takes time. 140 00:05:49,683 --> 00:05:52,143 And the bunker is not the only thing that defines you. 141 00:05:52,227 --> 00:05:53,061 I know that. 142 00:05:53,144 --> 00:05:54,396 I just want to go fast. 143 00:05:54,479 --> 00:05:56,064 Straight to the breakthrough part. 144 00:05:56,147 --> 00:05:59,401 So if you need to know about my whole life, I'll do it. 145 00:05:59,484 --> 00:06:00,527 Like the Micro Machines guy. 146 00:06:00,610 --> 00:06:02,904 My parents met while my mom was a beauty technician 147 00:06:02,988 --> 00:06:04,114 and my dad came in to get a perm. 148 00:06:04,197 --> 00:06:05,615 They did it once in the bathroom of a Ruby Tuesdays, 149 00:06:05,699 --> 00:06:06,866 where he said, "This must be Booby Tuesdays." 150 00:06:06,950 --> 00:06:08,743 I don't really know him, but his name starts with an S or a 5. 151 00:06:08,827 --> 00:06:10,328 I was born on a roller coaster during a tornado alert... 152 00:06:10,412 --> 00:06:11,538 Wait. What? 153 00:06:11,621 --> 00:06:13,582 What do we want? 154 00:06:13,665 --> 00:06:15,917 When do we want it? 155 00:06:16,001 --> 00:06:17,502 Hey there. 156 00:06:17,586 --> 00:06:18,962 We thought you might want a little snack. 157 00:06:19,045 --> 00:06:20,839 It's our take on a Pop-Tart. 158 00:06:20,922 --> 00:06:24,342 But because both those words are gendered, we call it a j'shnerp. 159 00:06:24,426 --> 00:06:26,344 But I am protesting you. 160 00:06:26,428 --> 00:06:28,013 Oh, you are just the cutest. 161 00:06:28,096 --> 00:06:29,723 Cutest? 162 00:06:29,806 --> 00:06:32,851 I was breaking into the Fed naked 163 00:06:32,934 --> 00:06:35,687 with "OPEC" written on me in pig's blood 164 00:06:35,770 --> 00:06:38,940 before you were even a twinkle in the eye of the dog 165 00:06:39,024 --> 00:06:41,026 that mounted your mom. 166 00:06:41,109 --> 00:06:44,154 Write that down before it's lost forever. 167 00:06:44,237 --> 00:06:45,071 What? 168 00:06:45,155 --> 00:06:46,615 Girlie, you must have me confused 169 00:06:46,698 --> 00:06:50,285 with someone who doesn't have a throwing crab in her pocket. 170 00:06:52,579 --> 00:06:54,164 You should be scared of me! 171 00:06:54,247 --> 00:06:58,001 Everything I own, I looted in the '77 blackout! 172 00:06:58,084 --> 00:06:59,836 And when I needed new shoes, 173 00:06:59,919 --> 00:07:03,089 I caused the 2003 blackout. 174 00:07:07,552 --> 00:07:09,471 I'm sorry, but I'm not gonna lie to you. 175 00:07:09,554 --> 00:07:11,932 But his name is Lance. What's gay about that? 176 00:07:12,015 --> 00:07:15,560 Actually, Kimmy, you should know, Lance is a super-gay name. 177 00:07:16,353 --> 00:07:17,646 Well, that's our time. 178 00:07:17,729 --> 00:07:18,730 Wait. We're done? 179 00:07:18,813 --> 00:07:19,981 No, nothing happened. 180 00:07:20,065 --> 00:07:21,608 I told you this is a process. 181 00:07:21,691 --> 00:07:24,277 Frasier Crane would fix people's problems in one phone call. 182 00:07:24,361 --> 00:07:26,279 Then he'd throw a dinner party for the Seattle Opera 183 00:07:26,363 --> 00:07:28,823 and be all, "Good God, Niles!" 184 00:07:28,907 --> 00:07:31,368 - Look, you can't force a breakthrough. - So what? 185 00:07:31,451 --> 00:07:32,577 I'm just gonna keep coming here 186 00:07:32,661 --> 00:07:34,496 and talking forever and never accomplishing anything 187 00:07:34,579 --> 00:07:36,247 like those clowns in Congress? 188 00:07:36,331 --> 00:07:37,874 God, being in Congress must be fun. 189 00:07:37,958 --> 00:07:40,627 Okay, your need for validation is understandable. 190 00:07:40,710 --> 00:07:45,215 Some of my clients get these after every session. 191 00:07:46,591 --> 00:07:48,468 Stickers? 192 00:07:48,551 --> 00:07:51,680 "You're a superstar," says a star, sure... 193 00:07:51,763 --> 00:07:53,139 And it's wearing a cape? 194 00:07:53,223 --> 00:07:55,892 Every time we talk, you get a little reminder of your progress. 195 00:07:55,976 --> 00:07:57,602 So one sticker a session? 196 00:07:57,686 --> 00:07:59,562 Or do I get more stickers based on what I say? 197 00:07:59,646 --> 00:08:01,690 'Cause that's a better system. 198 00:08:01,773 --> 00:08:03,108 Not telling you how to do your job. 199 00:08:03,191 --> 00:08:04,609 You're the sticker doctor. 200 00:08:04,693 --> 00:08:05,902 Today you get three: 201 00:08:05,986 --> 00:08:08,571 one for coming in, 202 00:08:08,655 --> 00:08:10,490 one for doing some really good work, 203 00:08:10,573 --> 00:08:12,492 and one for coming back tomorrow. 204 00:08:15,954 --> 00:08:17,205 Thanks, Andrea. 205 00:08:17,288 --> 00:08:19,374 Maybe that smiling purple ball is right. 206 00:08:19,457 --> 00:08:21,167 I am grape at this. 207 00:08:22,669 --> 00:08:24,587 Okay, that's funny. 208 00:08:29,050 --> 00:08:33,304 ...burning in hell with the rest of the Yankees, Lord. 209 00:08:33,388 --> 00:08:34,222 Amen. 210 00:08:34,305 --> 00:08:35,515 Amen. 211 00:08:38,268 --> 00:08:40,562 - What did I just serve myself? - It's veal face. 212 00:08:40,645 --> 00:08:42,897 Don't embarrass me. I got enough going on. 213 00:08:44,691 --> 00:08:48,319 Dude, I'm sorry, but I'm freaking out a little. 214 00:08:48,403 --> 00:08:50,155 I feel sick to my stomach. 215 00:08:50,238 --> 00:08:52,866 It's just, I don't want to upset my dad. 216 00:08:52,949 --> 00:08:54,617 He's an emotional guy. 217 00:08:54,701 --> 00:08:58,747 Last family fight, he got up and drove to the cemetery 218 00:08:58,830 --> 00:09:01,082 to go stand in his mausoleum. 219 00:09:01,166 --> 00:09:03,460 And my brother Dom, Jr., 220 00:09:03,543 --> 00:09:05,086 he won't understand. 221 00:09:05,170 --> 00:09:06,087 He's a real guy's guy. 222 00:09:06,171 --> 00:09:08,006 That's why he's at the gym all the time 223 00:09:08,089 --> 00:09:10,550 with his roommate, Lance. 224 00:09:10,633 --> 00:09:13,636 And then there's my Pupazza. 225 00:09:15,972 --> 00:09:17,140 Is that a person? 226 00:09:17,223 --> 00:09:18,725 If it is, this could kill her. 227 00:09:21,853 --> 00:09:23,480 I hate lying to my family, 228 00:09:23,563 --> 00:09:25,106 but I don't know if I can do this. 229 00:09:25,190 --> 00:09:26,649 Of course you can. 230 00:09:26,733 --> 00:09:28,485 And I'm right here beside you. 231 00:09:28,568 --> 00:09:29,652 Come on, how bad can it be? 232 00:09:29,736 --> 00:09:31,196 Mikey's not eating. 233 00:09:31,279 --> 00:09:33,948 What's wrong with you? You don't want to be a little fat anymore? 234 00:09:34,032 --> 00:09:35,408 No, I'm just... 235 00:09:35,492 --> 00:09:36,534 I'll eat later. 236 00:09:38,286 --> 00:09:39,746 Michael Michael Politano, 237 00:09:39,829 --> 00:09:42,207 did you eat before you got here? 238 00:09:42,290 --> 00:09:44,250 No, I'm just not hungry. 239 00:09:44,334 --> 00:09:45,502 There is no God. 240 00:09:45,585 --> 00:09:48,713 O Lucifer, receive your servant! 241 00:09:48,797 --> 00:09:50,799 And this is just about food. 242 00:09:50,882 --> 00:09:52,759 You see what you're doing to your mother? 243 00:09:52,842 --> 00:09:55,428 I have half a mind to go mausoleum right now! 244 00:09:55,512 --> 00:09:57,013 Satan, fill me with your seed! 245 00:09:57,097 --> 00:09:58,932 May Pupazza visit you in your dreams, Michael. 246 00:09:59,015 --> 00:10:00,517 No, I'm just gay. Okay? 247 00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:01,476 I'm gay. 248 00:10:05,980 --> 00:10:08,316 I'm nervous. 249 00:10:09,400 --> 00:10:11,528 'Cause I didn't know how to tell you guys. 250 00:10:12,987 --> 00:10:15,240 Titus isn't my fireman's doctor. 251 00:10:15,323 --> 00:10:16,616 That was a lie. 252 00:10:18,368 --> 00:10:20,245 He's my boyfriend. 253 00:10:21,204 --> 00:10:22,789 That's it. 254 00:10:31,548 --> 00:10:33,675 In the words of Sara Bareilles... 255 00:10:33,758 --> 00:10:35,510 Michael... 256 00:10:35,593 --> 00:10:39,222 do you know what the church says about homosexuality? 257 00:10:40,140 --> 00:10:41,850 Hmm? 258 00:10:42,851 --> 00:10:44,936 'Cause I don't anymore. 259 00:10:46,354 --> 00:10:48,481 Our gay pope seems to be for it. 260 00:10:48,565 --> 00:10:50,900 So who am I to go against our gay pope? 261 00:10:51,985 --> 00:10:54,112 And supposedly one in ten is gay, 262 00:10:54,195 --> 00:10:58,074 so one of our kids had to be. 263 00:10:58,158 --> 00:11:01,911 Sure wasn't going to be Dominic, Jr. 264 00:11:01,995 --> 00:11:04,789 Not unless touching boobs makes you gay! 265 00:11:08,084 --> 00:11:11,212 Love makes everyone equal! 266 00:11:12,505 --> 00:11:13,381 It's sad. 267 00:11:13,464 --> 00:11:15,550 Her mind is gone. 268 00:11:18,011 --> 00:11:21,097 Michael, look, you know I don't do big speeches. 269 00:11:22,473 --> 00:11:24,017 Come here. 270 00:11:25,810 --> 00:11:27,186 Thanks, Dad. 271 00:11:28,438 --> 00:11:29,606 Salute! 272 00:11:31,190 --> 00:11:32,984 I blame Ellen DeGeneres for this. 273 00:11:41,117 --> 00:11:43,661 Those stickers are great, huh? 274 00:11:43,745 --> 00:11:45,079 What's that? 275 00:11:45,163 --> 00:11:46,915 A pepper saying, "Hot stuff"? 276 00:11:46,998 --> 00:11:49,167 Not bad. Not bad. 277 00:11:49,250 --> 00:11:51,961 Yes. Dylan loves the stickers. 278 00:11:52,754 --> 00:11:54,839 So does Kimmy. 279 00:11:54,923 --> 00:11:58,426 Well, they do help motivate him not to wet the bed. 280 00:11:58,509 --> 00:12:01,679 Oh, Kimmy doesn't have that problem. 281 00:12:01,763 --> 00:12:03,681 But she doesn't look down on Dylan. 282 00:12:03,765 --> 00:12:06,267 So how old's your child? 283 00:12:06,351 --> 00:12:07,727 Kimmy's what? 284 00:12:09,729 --> 00:12:11,314 I'm ready to go, Dad. 285 00:12:11,397 --> 00:12:15,360 Dr. Bayden said I'd get another sticker if I'm polite when I meet new people... 286 00:12:15,443 --> 00:12:16,444 like this bitch. 287 00:12:16,527 --> 00:12:18,988 - Ow! - Oh, s-so sorry. 288 00:12:20,198 --> 00:12:21,824 These stickers are for kids. 289 00:12:21,908 --> 00:12:23,242 You lied to me, Doctor. 290 00:12:23,326 --> 00:12:25,203 If that even is your real name. 291 00:12:25,286 --> 00:12:28,665 The stickers are just a tool for positive reinforcement. 292 00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:30,959 And, yes, generally, they are for younger people, 293 00:12:31,042 --> 00:12:33,211 but so are wheelie-sneakers. 294 00:12:33,294 --> 00:12:34,295 Oh! 295 00:12:34,379 --> 00:12:35,505 I'm fine. Don't help me. 296 00:12:35,588 --> 00:12:37,006 You know what? 297 00:12:37,090 --> 00:12:38,549 You were just tricking me. 298 00:12:38,633 --> 00:12:40,843 You wanted me to leave, so you gave me some stickers. 299 00:12:40,927 --> 00:12:42,512 You think that makes me feel grape? 300 00:12:42,595 --> 00:12:44,806 No. It makes me berry sad. 301 00:12:44,889 --> 00:12:47,225 'Cause you know who else used to mess with my head like that? 302 00:12:47,308 --> 00:12:48,518 The Reverend! 303 00:12:48,601 --> 00:12:49,811 Kimmy, I am berry sorry... 304 00:12:49,894 --> 00:12:51,396 Excuse me. Very. 305 00:12:51,479 --> 00:12:54,857 You have every raisin... Oh, come on, Banandrea. 306 00:12:54,941 --> 00:12:58,361 This sucks eggs! I'm so mad! 307 00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:13,251 Sorry about the turbulence. 308 00:13:13,334 --> 00:13:15,920 A moment ago, you were quite upset. 309 00:13:16,004 --> 00:13:17,714 And I apologized. 310 00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:21,259 Can we just get back to you telling me all my childhood crushes are gay? 311 00:13:21,342 --> 00:13:24,095 Who's next, Ricky Martin and Niles? 312 00:13:24,178 --> 00:13:25,221 Wow. Okay. 313 00:13:25,304 --> 00:13:27,432 Actually, I would like to talk 314 00:13:27,515 --> 00:13:30,268 about how you control your temper like that. 315 00:13:30,351 --> 00:13:31,310 Okay. 316 00:13:31,394 --> 00:13:34,230 Well, when I was little, I was obsessed with Disney princesses. 317 00:13:34,313 --> 00:13:37,275 Belle, Ariel, Tan Sally Dress-Up... 318 00:13:37,358 --> 00:13:39,444 That's what they called Pocahontas in Indiana. 319 00:13:39,527 --> 00:13:40,361 Mm. 320 00:13:40,445 --> 00:13:44,032 But then, in the bunker, I realized I was a Disney princess. 321 00:13:44,115 --> 00:13:46,409 I was held prisoner by a beast, like Belle. 322 00:13:46,492 --> 00:13:48,745 I had to keep my mouth shut, like Ariel. 323 00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:51,706 Yes, those movies are problematic. 324 00:13:51,789 --> 00:13:53,249 You probably haven't seen Tangled, 325 00:13:53,332 --> 00:13:55,126 but at the end when they cut Rapunzel's hair off, 326 00:13:55,209 --> 00:13:57,545 it turns brown and "loses its magic." 327 00:13:57,628 --> 00:13:58,880 What is that about? 328 00:13:58,963 --> 00:14:00,339 But they all had happy endings. 329 00:14:00,423 --> 00:14:04,761 So whenever my noodle got steamed, I just took a trip to my happy place. 330 00:14:08,723 --> 00:14:11,100 ♪ When I'm feeling sad or mad ♪ 331 00:14:11,184 --> 00:14:13,269 ♪ And wish that I were dead ♪ 332 00:14:13,352 --> 00:14:20,026 ♪ I hide inside my mind and sing a happy song instead ♪ 333 00:14:24,322 --> 00:14:26,157 ♪ Ding-dong diddly, ding-dong do ♪ 334 00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:28,242 ♪ Just sing your anger away ♪ 335 00:14:28,326 --> 00:14:30,244 ♪ When the Reverend tries to terrorize ♪ 336 00:14:30,328 --> 00:14:32,538 ♪ Just cover up the screams and cries ♪ 337 00:14:32,622 --> 00:14:34,540 ♪ With a ditty you improvise ♪ 338 00:14:34,624 --> 00:14:36,667 ♪ Over and over and every day ♪ 339 00:14:36,751 --> 00:14:38,419 ♪ Ding-dong diddly, ding-dong do ♪ 340 00:14:38,503 --> 00:14:40,630 ♪ Is such a helpful tune ♪ 341 00:14:40,713 --> 00:14:42,673 ♪ It fills you with the warmest glow ♪ 342 00:14:42,757 --> 00:14:44,634 ♪ Then bundles up your pain and woe ♪ 343 00:14:44,717 --> 00:14:46,886 ♪ And wraps them up with a blood-red bow ♪ 344 00:14:46,969 --> 00:14:49,013 ♪ And sends them to the moon ♪ 345 00:14:49,097 --> 00:14:51,140 - ♪ How did he trick us? ♪ - ♪ La, la, lo ♪ 346 00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:53,309 - ♪ Why did he pick us? ♪ - ♪ I don't know ♪ 347 00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:54,811 ♪ Only to stick us far below ♪ 348 00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:57,188 - ♪ Where mushrooms grow ♪ - ♪ And corpses go ♪ 349 00:14:57,271 --> 00:14:59,357 ♪ Just sing, just sing Just sing, just sing ♪ 350 00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:05,655 ♪ So when you're angry and in a stew ♪ 351 00:15:05,738 --> 00:15:07,615 ♪ Remember this secret I'm telling you ♪ 352 00:15:07,698 --> 00:15:10,326 ♪ Sing ding-dong diddly, ding-dong do ♪ 353 00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:12,912 Wonderful. 354 00:15:12,995 --> 00:15:14,914 Oh, thank you, Fairy Godmother. 355 00:15:14,997 --> 00:15:16,165 Sure, dude. 356 00:15:16,999 --> 00:15:19,752 Kimmy, having a coping mechanism is perfectly healthy, 357 00:15:19,836 --> 00:15:23,673 but you do know that it's okay to get mad, right? 358 00:15:23,756 --> 00:15:25,133 Of course. 359 00:15:25,216 --> 00:15:26,217 Not! 360 00:15:26,300 --> 00:15:27,510 Wayne's World. 361 00:15:27,593 --> 00:15:30,263 Anger is a normal response to a lot of things. 362 00:15:30,346 --> 00:15:34,725 For example, getting a 50th birthday card from your niece when you're 44. 363 00:15:34,809 --> 00:15:37,228 I mean, who paid for that? She's seven! 364 00:15:37,311 --> 00:15:39,063 No. Anger is bad and ugly. 365 00:15:39,147 --> 00:15:40,982 It's the opposite of who I want to be. 366 00:15:41,065 --> 00:15:42,859 So I don't get pissed off. 367 00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:44,569 I get pissed on. 368 00:15:44,652 --> 00:15:46,571 Hmm. 369 00:15:46,654 --> 00:15:49,240 Look, between now and our next session, 370 00:15:49,323 --> 00:15:52,743 I want you to allow yourself to be angry. 371 00:15:52,827 --> 00:15:56,497 You are entitled to that emotion. 372 00:15:58,332 --> 00:16:01,669 And if you do, you can have any sticker you want. 373 00:16:01,752 --> 00:16:04,088 Fine. If I have to, the astronaut one that says, "You're out of this world." 374 00:16:04,172 --> 00:16:05,590 I don't care. 375 00:16:10,261 --> 00:16:12,805 What are you doing? 376 00:16:12,889 --> 00:16:14,348 You're not supposed to eat those. 377 00:16:14,432 --> 00:16:15,808 They're biscotti. They're terrible. 378 00:16:15,892 --> 00:16:17,310 I don't care. 379 00:16:20,521 --> 00:16:22,356 Am... Am I missing something here? 380 00:16:22,440 --> 00:16:24,025 'Cause that went great, right? 381 00:16:24,108 --> 00:16:25,651 It was great for you. 382 00:16:25,735 --> 00:16:29,280 Not so great for me or my planned butterfly release. 383 00:16:33,326 --> 00:16:34,160 Oh, my God. 384 00:16:34,243 --> 00:16:37,288 Are you mad that you didn't get to be the center of attention at this? 385 00:16:37,371 --> 00:16:39,540 I wrote a song that rhymed "tolerance" with... 386 00:16:39,624 --> 00:16:41,375 No, you know what? I'm not even gonna tell you now. 387 00:16:41,459 --> 00:16:44,128 - Wow, Titus. - That's exactly what they would have said! 388 00:16:44,212 --> 00:16:45,588 But I never got to have that moment. 389 00:16:45,671 --> 00:16:47,381 Not today, not ever! 390 00:16:47,465 --> 00:16:49,091 Homo says what? 391 00:16:49,175 --> 00:16:51,719 I never got to come out, Mikey. 392 00:16:51,802 --> 00:16:53,304 That speech I was gonna give today? 393 00:16:53,387 --> 00:16:55,389 I've been writing it in my head for 20 years. 394 00:16:55,473 --> 00:16:57,642 I was just gonna replace "Titus" with "Mikey," 395 00:16:57,725 --> 00:16:58,976 "Mississippi" with "Queens," 396 00:16:59,060 --> 00:17:00,770 and "Miss Saigon" with "the New York Jets." 397 00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:02,730 Go, Jets. 398 00:17:03,689 --> 00:17:07,443 Growing up in Mississippi, coming out wasn't a thing. 399 00:17:07,527 --> 00:17:10,112 You were just... funny. 400 00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:13,950 And then you marry a Vonda. 401 00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:16,536 In Queens, they're called Ginas. 402 00:17:16,619 --> 00:17:19,705 I never got the drama, the hugs, the tears, 403 00:17:19,789 --> 00:17:22,083 and, more importantly, I never got to stare bigotry in the eye 404 00:17:22,166 --> 00:17:24,752 and say, "Homey don't play that." 405 00:17:25,586 --> 00:17:27,004 I said it's been 20 years. 406 00:17:29,131 --> 00:17:31,551 I'm happy for you, Mikey. 407 00:17:32,969 --> 00:17:35,555 But the world weeps for Titus. 408 00:17:38,140 --> 00:17:42,144 I need to take a somber, reflective walk. 409 00:17:51,153 --> 00:17:52,572 Hey, Lillian. 410 00:17:52,655 --> 00:17:53,823 Let me help you with those. 411 00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:55,408 I don't need your help. 412 00:17:55,491 --> 00:17:59,453 What do you think, I can't carry my own brown-bag porno? 413 00:17:59,537 --> 00:18:01,289 Ah! 414 00:18:03,624 --> 00:18:07,837 Oh, what are you looking at, Strawberry Shortbus? 415 00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:09,422 Lillian, how do you do it? 416 00:18:09,505 --> 00:18:11,716 Standing up is the only way I can. 417 00:18:11,799 --> 00:18:13,926 When you're upset, you just let it all out. 418 00:18:14,010 --> 00:18:15,177 I don't know how to do that. 419 00:18:15,261 --> 00:18:18,014 It doesn't matter if you let it all out 420 00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:20,516 if nobody takes you seriously. 421 00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:23,102 Well, my therapist wants me to be mad more. 422 00:18:23,185 --> 00:18:24,312 - She thinks... - She? 423 00:18:24,395 --> 00:18:26,272 Oh, brother. 424 00:18:26,355 --> 00:18:29,817 She thinks that I'm entitled to that emotion or whatever. 425 00:18:29,900 --> 00:18:32,153 So maybe you can teach me? 426 00:18:32,236 --> 00:18:34,363 Okay. 427 00:18:34,447 --> 00:18:37,241 Yeah. 428 00:18:37,325 --> 00:18:39,702 That's what I need! 429 00:18:39,785 --> 00:18:41,370 Get back out there! 430 00:18:41,454 --> 00:18:42,788 Ha! 431 00:18:44,874 --> 00:18:46,792 I'll show you. 432 00:18:46,876 --> 00:18:48,002 Oh, these bastards. 433 00:18:48,085 --> 00:18:49,920 Come on. Follow my lead. 434 00:18:50,004 --> 00:18:52,006 Can I ask you guys to wait a moment? We're filming. 435 00:18:52,089 --> 00:18:53,341 Yeah, I'm walking. 436 00:18:53,424 --> 00:18:55,843 I'll smack you in the mouth. 437 00:18:55,926 --> 00:18:57,011 Oh, my God! 438 00:18:57,094 --> 00:18:59,388 Will you be the crazy grandma in my web series? 439 00:18:59,472 --> 00:19:01,557 - What... - That's Richard Belzer. 440 00:19:01,641 --> 00:19:03,684 Mr. Belzer! Mr. Belzer! 441 00:19:03,768 --> 00:19:06,145 It's Kimmy from watching you! 442 00:19:07,063 --> 00:19:08,481 Mr. Belzer! 443 00:19:11,859 --> 00:19:12,985 Watch this. 444 00:19:13,069 --> 00:19:15,279 Oh, no! Oh, don't worry. 445 00:19:15,363 --> 00:19:18,574 I'll pick that up 'cause I work for you! 446 00:19:18,658 --> 00:19:19,700 Ah! 447 00:19:23,412 --> 00:19:24,830 Wait. Where'd that come from? 448 00:19:24,914 --> 00:19:26,040 You never picked it up. 449 00:19:26,123 --> 00:19:28,709 What the hell is happening? 450 00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:34,882 If we can't find a way to get into a fight in a New York City deli, 451 00:19:34,965 --> 00:19:36,425 then Al Sharpton was right. 452 00:19:36,509 --> 00:19:39,220 I'm an embarrassment to honkydom. 453 00:19:39,303 --> 00:19:40,680 But what's there to get mad about in here? 454 00:19:40,763 --> 00:19:43,099 They got candy and giant beer bottles... 455 00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:45,685 ...that make me feel like I'm shrinking. 456 00:19:45,768 --> 00:19:48,020 "What's there to get mad about?" 457 00:19:48,104 --> 00:19:52,024 How about this hotshot on a very important phone call? 458 00:19:52,108 --> 00:19:55,361 Mommy, I tried, but it was hot, and I didn't have the things. 459 00:19:55,444 --> 00:19:58,114 Mommy! Turn down the TV. 460 00:19:58,197 --> 00:19:59,699 What are you watching? 461 00:19:59,782 --> 00:20:01,242 No, don't! I'm taping it! 462 00:20:01,325 --> 00:20:02,284 Eh! 463 00:20:02,368 --> 00:20:04,870 And I'm cutting the line. 464 00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:08,958 You go ahead, honey. 465 00:20:10,376 --> 00:20:12,795 You people are useless. 466 00:20:12,878 --> 00:20:15,047 And I don't know what your problem is. 467 00:20:15,131 --> 00:20:17,341 I thought you wanted to get angry. 468 00:20:17,425 --> 00:20:20,261 I guess this kind of stuff just isn't what makes me mad. 469 00:20:20,344 --> 00:20:21,429 Oh, forget it. 470 00:20:21,512 --> 00:20:23,848 I can't deal with you. 471 00:20:23,931 --> 00:20:25,349 You're on your own. 472 00:20:25,433 --> 00:20:27,601 You're on your own. You're on your own. 473 00:20:27,685 --> 00:20:29,353 You're on your own, you bitch! 474 00:20:29,437 --> 00:20:31,188 I'll kill you! 475 00:20:31,272 --> 00:20:33,858 Aah! 476 00:20:33,941 --> 00:20:36,902 Aah! Aah! 477 00:20:37,945 --> 00:20:40,322 I'll eat your heart! 478 00:20:42,116 --> 00:20:43,993 Aah! 479 00:20:44,076 --> 00:20:45,828 Mwah. 480 00:20:49,331 --> 00:20:51,584 Dude, there you are. We got to get going. 481 00:20:51,667 --> 00:20:53,627 - You'll hit airport traffic. - The Belt Parkway is a parking lot. 482 00:20:53,711 --> 00:20:54,670 Satan, guide them. 483 00:20:54,754 --> 00:20:58,132 Sorry. I was just dramatically walking around the cemetery. 484 00:20:58,215 --> 00:21:00,342 I live there at night. 485 00:21:01,135 --> 00:21:02,595 That's him! 486 00:21:02,678 --> 00:21:04,555 The Afro-American one. 487 00:21:04,638 --> 00:21:07,183 Unless you're about to sing "Jump," you better put away that pointer, sister. 488 00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:10,686 Officers, Jermaine here has been casing the neighborhood 489 00:21:10,770 --> 00:21:12,855 and break-dancing in the cemetery. 490 00:21:12,938 --> 00:21:14,940 I was being chased by a moth! 491 00:21:15,024 --> 00:21:17,526 Anthony, that is uncalled for. 492 00:21:17,610 --> 00:21:21,530 Hey, Dad, I know you don't do big speeches, but... 493 00:21:21,614 --> 00:21:23,449 maybe Titus has one prepared. 494 00:21:23,532 --> 00:21:25,201 You want to come out to this guy as black? 495 00:21:25,284 --> 00:21:29,121 I will need a microphone, a face towel, and some live butterflies. 496 00:21:29,205 --> 00:21:32,082 The game Pictionary 497 00:21:32,166 --> 00:21:36,754 defines "bigotry" as two different-size stick men, 498 00:21:36,837 --> 00:21:39,507 and you circle the larger one 499 00:21:39,590 --> 00:21:42,218 for the "big" sound. 500 00:21:43,761 --> 00:21:46,972 And then you draw a tree. 501 00:21:47,056 --> 00:21:49,433 Why are you treating me like this? 502 00:21:49,517 --> 00:21:52,770 Because this isn't Earth, straight astronaut. 503 00:21:52,853 --> 00:21:54,146 This is the gay planet... 504 00:21:54,230 --> 00:21:57,525 I mean black planet, white astronaut. 505 00:21:57,608 --> 00:21:59,068 Think about it. 506 00:21:59,151 --> 00:22:02,988 If you prick us, do we not bleed? 507 00:22:03,072 --> 00:22:05,449 If you tickle us... 508 00:22:05,533 --> 00:22:07,284 do we not Elmo? 509 00:22:07,368 --> 00:22:10,621 ♪ 'Cause we all can ♪ 510 00:22:10,704 --> 00:22:13,207 ♪ Learn about tolerance ♪ 511 00:22:13,290 --> 00:22:15,876 ♪ Hey, what's that? ♪ 512 00:22:15,960 --> 00:22:21,298 ♪ A real tall fence ♪ 513 00:22:21,382 --> 00:22:22,591 He did it! 514 00:22:22,675 --> 00:22:24,134 Goddamn, he did it. 515 00:22:25,052 --> 00:22:25,970 Oh! 516 00:22:27,846 --> 00:22:30,140 - Oh, yeah. - Wow. 517 00:22:30,224 --> 00:22:32,351 The magic of tolerance. 518 00:22:39,942 --> 00:22:42,152 Okay, I tried being mad, and I don't like it. 519 00:22:42,236 --> 00:22:45,239 So it's not like this is Green Eggs and Ham. 520 00:22:45,322 --> 00:22:47,575 I give up. 521 00:22:47,658 --> 00:22:49,868 I'm done being angry. 522 00:22:51,829 --> 00:22:53,747 ♪ Ding-dong diddly, ding-dong diddly ♪ 523 00:22:53,831 --> 00:22:56,375 ♪ Ding-dong diddly, ding-dong do ♪ 524 00:22:56,458 --> 00:22:58,836 That's snake-sational! 525 00:22:58,919 --> 00:23:00,254 What happened to my dress? 526 00:23:00,337 --> 00:23:03,799 Oh, this is a new special dress for the Prince's Ball. 527 00:23:03,882 --> 00:23:06,302 A prince? What prince? 528 00:23:06,385 --> 00:23:09,096 Well, he said he was a prince, so I let him in. 529 00:23:09,179 --> 00:23:12,224 Why, Sister Kimmy... 530 00:23:12,308 --> 00:23:13,767 ♪ You've got me wrong ♪ 531 00:23:13,851 --> 00:23:15,227 ♪ I'm fun, see? ♪ 532 00:23:15,311 --> 00:23:17,896 ♪ I'm known from Gary to Muncie ♪ 533 00:23:17,980 --> 00:23:22,818 ♪ As the freaky, funky fella with a bunker in his yard ♪ 534 00:23:22,901 --> 00:23:24,778 - ♪ I got good times... ♪ - Animals, get him! 535 00:23:24,862 --> 00:23:26,280 - Yah! - Oh, God! 536 00:23:29,283 --> 00:23:31,827 Oh, God! I'm still alive. 537 00:23:31,910 --> 00:23:33,787 I can feel all of this. 538 00:23:33,871 --> 00:23:36,206 Mmm, he tastes yummier than lettuce. 539 00:23:38,292 --> 00:23:39,835 Aah! Oh. 540 00:23:39,918 --> 00:23:42,671 Kimmy Schmidt, don't you crush my sk... 541 00:23:42,755 --> 00:23:44,632 Where do you think you're going? 542 00:23:44,715 --> 00:23:45,799 Bippity-boppity... 543 00:23:45,883 --> 00:23:47,259 No, my face! 544 00:23:51,805 --> 00:23:53,390 You broke my happy place. 545 00:23:53,474 --> 00:23:54,808 It used to be like Disney World, 546 00:23:54,892 --> 00:23:57,061 but now it's the unhappiest place on Earth, 547 00:23:57,144 --> 00:23:59,188 like everywhere else in Florida. 548 00:23:59,271 --> 00:24:00,981 Slow down. I'm drunk. 549 00:24:01,065 --> 00:24:04,610 And what do you think you've learned from all this? 550 00:24:04,693 --> 00:24:06,862 Nothing. That I hate the Reverend. 551 00:24:06,945 --> 00:24:08,489 Biggest duh ever! 552 00:24:08,572 --> 00:24:10,407 No. It's not about the Reverend. 553 00:24:10,491 --> 00:24:13,118 I mean, it's a lot about the Reverend, 554 00:24:13,202 --> 00:24:16,372 but to quote Salt-N-Pepa, 555 00:24:16,455 --> 00:24:18,207 "That's not it." 556 00:24:18,290 --> 00:24:20,376 Who else is there? 557 00:24:20,459 --> 00:24:21,877 The flying lady. 558 00:24:21,960 --> 00:24:24,797 I mean, she didn't take care of you, so you killed her. 559 00:24:24,880 --> 00:24:27,549 I wonder who she's supposed to be, Andrea. 560 00:24:27,633 --> 00:24:30,386 - What older lady... - You are. 561 00:24:30,469 --> 00:24:32,846 ...has been all up in my brain tubes lately? 562 00:24:32,930 --> 00:24:35,432 No! Not me. I'm here for you. 563 00:24:35,516 --> 00:24:39,144 I had just gotten a booty call from my doorman when you showed up. 564 00:24:39,228 --> 00:24:41,689 And who did I choose? Both. 565 00:24:41,772 --> 00:24:43,774 But in what order? 566 00:24:43,857 --> 00:24:46,068 You first. 567 00:24:46,151 --> 00:24:49,697 No, that Fairy Godmother, she set you up and then tried to leave, 568 00:24:49,780 --> 00:24:51,865 and that made you mad. 569 00:24:51,949 --> 00:24:53,617 Like when I flipped out on Lillian. 570 00:24:53,701 --> 00:24:57,788 So can you think of any other woman in your life 571 00:24:57,871 --> 00:24:59,915 who has let you down a lot 572 00:24:59,998 --> 00:25:03,252 who maybe you blame 'cause of you're in the bunker? 573 00:25:04,712 --> 00:25:06,964 And this glass is gonna be lights out, so... 574 00:25:07,047 --> 00:25:09,133 get there quick. 575 00:25:13,887 --> 00:25:14,930 My mother? 576 00:25:15,013 --> 00:25:18,392 Bingo! Ain't just a river in Egypt. 577 00:25:20,728 --> 00:25:24,273 Oh, daytime me is like, "This is a process. 578 00:25:24,356 --> 00:25:25,607 This takes time." 579 00:25:25,691 --> 00:25:28,402 But actually, it's always the parents. 580 00:25:28,485 --> 00:25:29,737 Always. 581 00:25:29,820 --> 00:25:31,196 They fugyup. 582 00:25:31,280 --> 00:25:32,865 So what does that mean? 583 00:25:32,948 --> 00:25:35,701 It's not enough that I was kidnapped for 15 years? 584 00:25:35,784 --> 00:25:37,745 Now I have to deal with Lori-Ann Schmidt? 585 00:25:37,828 --> 00:25:40,080 If that's your mom. Otherwise, no. 586 00:25:41,790 --> 00:25:43,625 - Ow! - Me and you. 587 00:25:43,709 --> 00:25:45,377 We're gonna figure this out, 588 00:25:45,461 --> 00:25:48,839 like a couple of lesbians hooking up a hot-water heater. 589 00:25:54,678 --> 00:25:56,096 But, hey... 590 00:25:56,180 --> 00:25:59,933 that mom stuff, that's a breakthrough... 591 00:26:00,017 --> 00:26:01,310 for realsies. 592 00:26:05,439 --> 00:26:09,568 I don't have any stickers left, so just, um... 593 00:26:09,651 --> 00:26:10,611 take a thingy. 594 00:26:27,878 --> 00:26:29,838 Lillian! There you are. 595 00:26:29,922 --> 00:26:31,924 I don't have time for this, Kimmy. 596 00:26:32,007 --> 00:26:34,718 No, let me apologize for calling you the B word, 597 00:26:34,802 --> 00:26:37,971 'cause what you really are is a massive C word... 598 00:26:38,055 --> 00:26:39,515 class act. 599 00:26:39,598 --> 00:26:41,266 Ah, don't apologize to me. 600 00:26:41,350 --> 00:26:42,768 You were right. 601 00:26:42,851 --> 00:26:44,269 I am a bitch. 602 00:26:44,353 --> 00:26:48,524 No matter what anyone thinks, I'm tough as hell. 603 00:26:48,607 --> 00:26:49,817 And I'll prove it. 604 00:26:49,900 --> 00:26:50,901 Hit me! 605 00:26:50,984 --> 00:26:52,820 I'm stronger than Houdini! 606 00:26:52,903 --> 00:26:54,071 - Who? - Dini. 607 00:26:54,154 --> 00:26:55,781 And I hit back. 608 00:26:55,864 --> 00:26:58,867 But looking like this, they'll never see it coming. 609 00:26:58,951 --> 00:27:00,202 Hey, what's going on over here? 610 00:27:00,285 --> 00:27:03,288 Oh, is there a problem, Officer? 611 00:27:03,372 --> 00:27:04,248 Oh, I'm sorry, ma'am. 612 00:27:04,331 --> 00:27:07,042 I didn't realize you were a sweet old lady trying to save a young prostitute. 613 00:27:07,125 --> 00:27:09,253 - Aw. - Why does everyone always think I'm... 614 00:27:09,336 --> 00:27:10,420 Let me help you with those. 615 00:27:10,504 --> 00:27:12,256 Oh, thank you so much. 616 00:27:12,339 --> 00:27:13,507 Sure. 617 00:27:15,342 --> 00:27:18,595 Oh. 618 00:27:18,679 --> 00:27:20,514 Come on. Follow me. 619 00:27:20,597 --> 00:27:22,558 Wait. What are we doing? 620 00:27:26,770 --> 00:27:30,315 They think they're gonna build condos here. 621 00:27:32,234 --> 00:27:34,444 Let's see 'em try. 622 00:27:36,655 --> 00:27:40,033 - J'shnerp? - Who's a sweet old lady now? 623 00:28:21,783 --> 00:28:25,120 ♪ 'Cause we all can ♪ 624 00:28:25,203 --> 00:28:27,748 ♪ Learn about tolerance ♪ 625 00:28:27,831 --> 00:28:30,125 ♪ Hey, what's that? ♪ 626 00:28:30,208 --> 00:28:35,714 ♪ A real tall fence ♪ 627 00:28:35,797 --> 00:28:39,760 ♪ Tolerance ♪ 628 00:28:51,647 --> 00:28:53,565 ♪ Ding-dong diddly, ding-dong diddly ♪ 629 00:28:53,649 --> 00:28:56,235 ♪ Ding-dong diddly, ding-dong do ♪ 630 00:28:56,318 --> 00:28:57,778 That's snake-sational! 631 00:29:00,864 --> 00:29:02,783 - Good night, everybody! - Good night!