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♪ Yo, here at Davis/Dexter I'm the CFO ♪
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♪ I'm the one who counts the money ♪
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♪ Makes the profits grow. ♪
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(MARTY) Previously on House of Lies...
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It's Kaan and the associates!
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If you make an end run around the CEO
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and go to the board,
it's gonna look like
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you're gunning for his job.
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I am trying to save Teddy
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from his own lousy business plan.
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(JEANNIE GASPING IN PLEASURE)
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Wow.
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I could really get used to this.
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I mean, I feel the same way.
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(LAUGHS)
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(MARTY) She's an Instagram
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lifestyle personality.
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Ugh.
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(MAN AND WOMAN GRUNTING IN PLEASURE)
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(GASPING)
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Ow, ow, ow...
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(GASPING)
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- Ah...
- My back, my back...
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Just... can we...
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I can't breathe.
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- Oh!
- Oh...
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Oh...
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Oh, fuck.
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(CHUCKLES)
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Fuck.
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Fuck...
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Fuck...!
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(EXHALES)
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- I'm going...
- Fuck!
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I'm gonna go get a bottle of water.
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Do you want anything?
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Every... inch
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- of my body...
- Uh.
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Is so... depleted.
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Um...
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So green juice, or...?
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(SIGHS)
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- Yeah, I'll-I'll get you green juice.
- Yeah.
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Mm.
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Sync and corrections by btsix
www.addic7ed.com
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I don't know how much more
of this shit I can take.
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Who the fuck are you?!
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- Whoa!
- Like I give
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a gnat's dick who you are.
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- What?
- You sick motherfucker,
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breaking into people's apartments,
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running around half-naked,
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- taking the green juice, huh?
- You're in my apartment!
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Wait a minute! Calm down!
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Yeah, yeah, now you sweatin' it, huh?
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What are you talking about?
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- No, you gonna be in a world of pain.
- I'm...
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- (SHOUTS)
- Wait a minute! Hey!
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(LAUGHING)
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(LAUGHING) I'm joking.
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Marty, right?
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What the fuck?
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Hey.
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Oh...
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Did I wake you? I'm sorry, baby.
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Oh, oh, he gets the sorry?
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Oh, come on, that was funny.
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Yeah, w-what part of that was funny?
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(LAUGHS)
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I see you've been getting
acquainted with my friend.
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Don't you just love the way he talks?
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The man's been fucking
me six ways from Sunday,
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but yeah, we're "friends."
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Well, it's that hot yoga.
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Got the old flex back in my hips.
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- (WOMAN) Ooh...
- Please stop talking like that.
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Thank you, hot yoga.
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(BOTH GIGGLING)
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That's where we met.
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We were in boat pose,
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sweat was pouring off of us,
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and Rita says, um...
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What was that you said, baby?
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"Cheap ass yogis.
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"You know this is just
about not ponying up
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for air-conditioning."
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Oh, I get...
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Yeah, because...
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- they just cheap. They cheap.
- Just cheap, that's right!
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- They cheap. No, I get it.
- That's it!
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Right, right, right, right!
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I told you he'd get it.
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- Yeah, he got it.
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I almost peed on myself just listening.
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- (LAUGHING)
- Yeah.
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It's not just your dad, either.
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A lot of people think I'm funny.
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Oh, you should try it out on the street.
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Mm, you're more than that, baby.
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Mm?
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Come on back to bed, let me show you.
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- Oh... All right.
- Yeah, take it back in there.
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Come on.
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Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
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All right, good night, Dad.
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Good night, son.
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Yeah, good night, Groucho.
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- (LAUGHS)
- Come on.
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I'll show you downward dog.
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Jesus.
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(DOOR CLOSES)
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(SHUTTER CLICKS)
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(LAUGHS SOFTLY)
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"Shoot for the moon, but gently:
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"You don't want a star
caught in the crossfire.
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♪ Make-love-not-war."
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Hey, Klare?
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Mm-hmm?
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What do you say we, uh...
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put the phone down for a second?
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Mm-hmm.
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Far away look.
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(PHONE BEEPS)
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(SIGHS)
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(SHUTTER CLICKS)
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♪ uptempo music ♪
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From what I'm hearing,
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they're weeks, possibly days away
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from submitting to the FDA.
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Fucking Novax.
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Their only strategy is
follow the fucking leader.
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"Davis/Dexter's top seller
is an arthritis drug.
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Lightbulb! Let's make
an arthritis drug."
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People know and trust Keltroxin.
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Novax's new drug isn't
gonna change that.
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Yeah, if they substantially
reduce their price point,
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we might get dinged,
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and even if they end
up leapfrogging us...
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You think Novax is gonna leapfrog us?
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No.
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- No...
- Our revenues
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are currently $6 billion
dollars more than theirs.
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Yeah, sorry, that's not what I meant.
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I-I'm attempting to reassure you.
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I'm doing a very bad job.
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What I mean is, even if
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Novax leapfrogs us, which is unlikely,
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no one can justifiably
lay that at your feet,
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(PHONE RINGING)
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as long as we continue to
innovate our product line.
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Hello?
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Oh, and when we greet Teddy,
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I assume it's in an order
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commensurate with our
status within the firm,
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- so it'll go Marty, then me...
- No.
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And-and... I am so sorry.
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What's your name again, sport?
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- Ha, ha, ha...
- (LAUGHS) (NONSENSE SOUNDS)
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We both know why you got
the promotion, Clyde.
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Marty's tougher on me
because he cares more.
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Oh, McFly.
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Are you the CMO
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or a fucking toddler?
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Do you want me to hold your
widdle hand through this?
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(CHUCKLES)
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Who spit on Teddy's crumpet?
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He's taking the Novax news hard.
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And I suppose you poured
gasoline on the fire.
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Oh, no, is gasoline an accelerant?
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Jeannie, I think that
you are underestimating
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just how big of a chicken
shit your boy Teddy is.
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That is why we are softening the target.
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Are you forgetting how much
afterwork is gonna land
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in your lap when Davis/Dexter shifts
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to a research-based paradigm?
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Are you forgetting that
if he doesn't bite,
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we're not gonna have
any fucking afterwork?
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What are you doing?
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I'm looking for your clit.
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- (LAUGHING) Oh...
- I think it's...
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I get it, 'cause I'm a pussy.
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Well, good luck finding that.
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Am I right, fellas?
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Doug, do you not know where the clit is?
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Like I give a shit.
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Listen, I know
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we're not undeniable yet, Marty,
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but no risk, no reward.
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- Right?
- (PHONE BUZZES)
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- Who's buzzing?
- Oh, that's me.
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(GASPS) Oh, Klare with a "K,"
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- it's a new post.
- Oh.
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So you set alerts for those now?
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She really makes me think.
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- (CLYDE) Yeah.
- She's like...
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Buddha, if Buddha's observations
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came with sexy shots of himself
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cresting Runyon Canyon in booty shorts.
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I feel like Buddha really
dropped the ball on that.
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Probably why he has, like,
a hundred Insta-followers.
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- That's not that many.
- It's so few.
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He could have way more; he's Buddha.
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- It's so good.
- (GASPS)
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"Magic breathes in she who loves herself
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"with her entire heart and soul.
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- Wow.
- "♪magic, ♪love,
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- (LAUGHS)
- ♪self ♪self-love..."
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There are not that many hashtags.
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"♪be-your-own-David-Blaine..."
I'm not done.
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"♪angel ♪CrissAngel
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♪ sawn-in-half."
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- (CLEARS THROAT)
- Hi.
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- I can come back.
- No, no, no.
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We are leaving.
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Gentlemen.
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Marty, "exiting one room
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"necessarily leads to entering another.
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- ♪opportunity.
- I've read this one.
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"♪life-is-a-giant-house
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- ♪don't-give-up."
- ♪don't-give-up! I love it!
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(MARTY) Okay, okay. Hilarious.
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Hi.
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Hi.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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Uh... um...
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- I need to tell you something.
- 'Kay.
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Uh...
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(SIGHS)
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Oh, my God. Are you breaking up with me?
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No. No, no, no.
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No, I'm not.
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I... no.
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Okay, then what?
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I filed a sexual harassment
claim against you.
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What?
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I told Human Resources
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that you forced me into
a sexual relationship.
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Why would you...
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What?
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Jeannie, this is...
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not about you, not entirely.
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I mean, you, me, us...
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it's... been great.
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- Right?
- Yeah.
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I mean, you are a power pack of fun.
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Uh...
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I need to start thinking
about my future.
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You know? I mean, they're
gutting my department...
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Okay, I'm the CFO of the company.
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No one's firing you while I'm the CFO.
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That's the thing.
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Feeding the corporate monolith?
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(SIGHS)
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Remember how I told you I
wanted to be a teacher?
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Right?
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Well, this will give me
the financial cushion
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to chase that dream, right?
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I can, I can teach kids now.
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- Ethics?
- Chemistry.
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Oh. Okay.
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Zing. (LAUGHS)
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Look, they will pay me off
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to keep quiet.
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You will have to attend
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some sensitivity training.
266
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- No big whoop, right?
- Oh, my God.
267
00:08:01,166 --> 00:08:02,559
I mean, really, the only loser here,
268
00:08:02,601 --> 00:08:05,061
the only loser, is Davis/Dexter.
269
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And they can take the hit
270
00:08:06,438 --> 00:08:08,732
and they're evil as fuck anyway.
271
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(MARK SIGHS HEAVILY)
272
00:08:11,276 --> 00:08:12,819
Jeannie, and then maybe, you know,
273
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maybe a couple of months down the road,
274
00:08:14,212 --> 00:08:15,905
- you and I...
- Fuck you, you fucking asshole!
275
00:08:15,947 --> 00:08:17,574
Hey, I didn't have to tell you this.
276
00:08:17,616 --> 00:08:18,908
I didn't want you to feel blindsided.
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00:08:18,950 --> 00:08:20,744
Get out of my office, Mark.
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00:08:20,786 --> 00:08:21,911
- Get out!
- Okay.
279
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- (BREATHING HEAVILY)
- I'm... I'm going.
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Oh...
281
00:08:26,291 --> 00:08:28,585
Mark? Mark?
282
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I can appreciate how,
283
00:08:30,629 --> 00:08:33,880
in theory, this might have
seemed like a good idea.
284
00:08:33,932 --> 00:08:36,693
But now that you're
witnessing my reaction,
285
00:08:36,735 --> 00:08:38,094
you can understand that it's not.
286
00:08:38,136 --> 00:08:40,720
Um... go to HR
287
00:08:40,772 --> 00:08:42,532
and tell them that you made a mistake.
288
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'Cause I know you are
289
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a decent guy
290
00:08:47,612 --> 00:08:49,846
who understands that this isn't right.
291
00:08:51,733 --> 00:08:53,026
If my comps are accurate,
292
00:08:53,068 --> 00:08:54,711
I'm looking at a seven-figure payout.
293
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(ASSISTANT OVER INTERCOM)
Jeannie, they'd like to see you
294
00:08:56,955 --> 00:08:59,282
in Human Resources.
295
00:08:59,324 --> 00:09:01,618
Jeannie van der Hooven.
296
00:09:01,660 --> 00:09:04,687
Chief financial officer at Davis/Dexter.
297
00:09:04,729 --> 00:09:06,412
It was consensual.
298
00:09:06,465 --> 00:09:08,625
He was absolutely into
what we were doing.
299
00:09:08,667 --> 00:09:09,793
How can I be sure?
300
00:09:09,835 --> 00:09:11,294
Maybe it was the provocative
way he dressed.
301
00:09:11,336 --> 00:09:12,545
How many times?
302
00:09:12,587 --> 00:09:13,753
I don't know. A lot.
303
00:09:13,805 --> 00:09:14,754
He was my boyfriend.
304
00:09:14,806 --> 00:09:15,755
Don't give me that look.
305
00:09:15,807 --> 00:09:17,133
He was my boyfriend.
306
00:09:17,175 --> 00:09:19,843
Yes, I texted him that I
love sucking his cock.
307
00:09:19,895 --> 00:09:21,761
I even texted him that I heart his cum.
308
00:09:21,813 --> 00:09:24,097
Because I am the best goddamn girlfriend
309
00:09:24,149 --> 00:09:25,181
anyone has ever had.
310
00:09:25,233 --> 00:09:27,077
He told me to punch him in the face.
311
00:09:27,119 --> 00:09:29,102
I didn't make him watch me masturbate.
312
00:09:29,154 --> 00:09:30,647
They weren't "soiled."
313
00:09:30,689 --> 00:09:31,855
Yes, I'd worn them.
314
00:09:31,907 --> 00:09:34,107
One time I called him my little bitch.
315
00:09:34,159 --> 00:09:37,654
Yes, I said I was gonna fuck him
in the ass with a strap-on.
316
00:09:37,696 --> 00:09:40,073
But I said it as a joke, not a threat.
317
00:09:40,115 --> 00:09:42,408
He wanted to turn on
John Wick, and I said,
318
00:09:42,450 --> 00:09:46,953
"If you do, I'm gonna fuck you
in the ass with a strap-on."
319
00:09:47,005 --> 00:09:48,454
"Phoebe misses you.
320
00:09:48,507 --> 00:09:51,457
Any chance you can stop by and
play with her this aftern..."
321
00:09:51,510 --> 00:09:54,127
Phoebe is my daughter,
322
00:09:54,179 --> 00:09:56,462
not my vagina.
323
00:09:56,515 --> 00:09:57,774
I think we're done.
324
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♪ Midtempo music ♪
325
00:10:00,819 --> 00:10:02,345
- (CLYDE SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY)
- Doug?!
326
00:10:02,387 --> 00:10:04,280
- Hi.
- Oh, hi.
327
00:10:04,322 --> 00:10:05,805
Wow.
328
00:10:05,857 --> 00:10:07,584
- Fancy seeing you here.
- Yeah.
329
00:10:07,626 --> 00:10:08,808
It's funny running into
you outside the dungeon.
330
00:10:08,860 --> 00:10:09,809
I know.
331
00:10:09,861 --> 00:10:10,920
Uh, the wha... Huh?
332
00:10:10,962 --> 00:10:11,895
Uh... (CLEARS THROAT)
333
00:10:11,947 --> 00:10:13,623
Marty, Clyde, this is Sabretha.
334
00:10:13,665 --> 00:10:15,942
Sabretha is a halfling cleric
335
00:10:15,984 --> 00:10:17,260
from the jungle continent of Xen'drik.
336
00:10:17,302 --> 00:10:19,429
- Oh. Yeah, sure.
- Okay, sure.
337
00:10:19,471 --> 00:10:21,364
- That's not her real name or species.
- Doug and I play
338
00:10:21,406 --> 00:10:22,782
in a weekly Dungeons and
Dragons game together.
339
00:10:22,824 --> 00:10:24,300
Yeah, I'm her DM.
340
00:10:24,342 --> 00:10:25,869
Again, we're gonna need
more explanation. Yeah.
341
00:10:25,911 --> 00:10:26,870
To know more... Yeah.
342
00:10:26,912 --> 00:10:28,538
- Her Dungeon Master. Yeah.
- Whoa.
343
00:10:28,580 --> 00:10:31,975
Tess is new to D&D, but, uh,
she's really improving.
344
00:10:32,017 --> 00:10:33,977
(TESS) Mm, he's being kind.
345
00:10:34,019 --> 00:10:35,979
I completely shit the bed last game.
346
00:10:36,021 --> 00:10:38,214
- (DOUG) No. You... It wasn't that bad.
- (TESS) I...
347
00:10:38,256 --> 00:10:39,255
(CHUCKLES) I...
348
00:10:39,307 --> 00:10:41,050
- It was shit.
- I have to tell you.
349
00:10:41,092 --> 00:10:42,719
- You don't.
- It was, um, long story short.
350
00:10:42,761 --> 00:10:44,654
- Yeah.
- So a rogue was picking a lock.
351
00:10:44,696 --> 00:10:46,122
- Can it get any shorter?
- (DOUG) I'll try.
352
00:10:46,164 --> 00:10:48,097
Uh, and Sabretha was meant to
be laying low, casting spells.
353
00:10:48,149 --> 00:10:49,459
- Oh, my God.
- (MARTY) Sure.
354
00:10:49,501 --> 00:10:52,101
(DOUG) Well, uh, somebody
had other ideas. (LAUGHS)
355
00:10:52,153 --> 00:10:53,313
(TESS LAUGHING) Okay...
356
00:10:53,355 --> 00:10:54,314
(DOUG) She got impatient,
she kicked the door down,
357
00:10:54,356 --> 00:10:55,565
ended up waking the owlbears.
358
00:10:55,607 --> 00:10:57,000
- (CLYDE) Not the owlbears.
- Yeah. - The owlbears.
359
00:10:57,042 --> 00:10:58,318
Do they sound like owls or bears?
360
00:10:58,360 --> 00:11:00,670
- Well, that's a great question, uh...
- Uh, Jeannie.
361
00:11:00,712 --> 00:11:02,005
This is Sabretha.
362
00:11:02,047 --> 00:11:04,007
- Tess Symington.
- Jeannie van der Hooven. Hi.
363
00:11:04,049 --> 00:11:06,115
- (TESS) Great running into you, Doug.
- (DOUG) Yeah.
364
00:11:06,167 --> 00:11:07,200
Bye, Tess.
365
00:11:07,252 --> 00:11:08,201
(TESS) All right, nice to meet you.
366
00:11:08,253 --> 00:11:09,202
Nice to meet you as well.
367
00:11:09,254 --> 00:11:10,536
- (TESS) Bye.
- (DOUG) Bye.
368
00:11:10,589 --> 00:11:12,872
Yeah, she's a sweet kid,
369
00:11:12,924 --> 00:11:14,874
but, uh, she's never gonna
be much of a player.
370
00:11:14,926 --> 00:11:16,019
Doug, she's huge.
371
00:11:16,061 --> 00:11:17,153
Have you ever heard of Green Point?
372
00:11:17,195 --> 00:11:18,821
Farm-to-table, fast casual.
373
00:11:18,863 --> 00:11:21,324
18 stores in the last five years.
374
00:11:21,366 --> 00:11:23,259
Poised for a major expansion.
375
00:11:23,301 --> 00:11:25,662
That... that is Tess
Symington's company.
376
00:11:25,704 --> 00:11:27,220
What?
377
00:11:27,272 --> 00:11:28,554
(MARTY) Holy shitballs.
378
00:11:28,607 --> 00:11:30,934
Guess who's going to your
Dungeons and Dragons game.
379
00:11:30,976 --> 00:11:32,936
Uh... actually, Marty,
380
00:11:32,978 --> 00:11:34,771
I would really like to
close this one myself.
381
00:11:34,813 --> 00:11:37,173
Uh, I'm ready to step up
that part of my game.
382
00:11:37,215 --> 00:11:39,676
I just need you to give
me the opportunity.
383
00:11:39,718 --> 00:11:42,235
- Yeah.
- Okay.
384
00:11:42,287 --> 00:11:44,113
- I'll be there at 8:00.
- Fuck.
385
00:11:44,155 --> 00:11:45,548
Clyde, will you...
386
00:11:45,590 --> 00:11:46,583
Put my balls in your mouth?
387
00:11:46,625 --> 00:11:48,241
What are you doing, Jeannie? No.
388
00:11:48,293 --> 00:11:50,243
Pass me the menu?
389
00:11:50,295 --> 00:11:51,244
- (CHUCKLING)
- Ugh.
390
00:11:51,296 --> 00:11:52,355
So you heard.
391
00:11:52,397 --> 00:11:53,790
- Just yesterday, our little Jeannie
- Mm.
392
00:11:53,832 --> 00:11:55,581
Was the one being harassed.
393
00:11:55,634 --> 00:11:57,583
- Now she's the one doing the harassing.
- (DOUG) Yeah.
394
00:11:57,636 --> 00:11:58,711
You're all grown up.
395
00:11:58,753 --> 00:12:00,063
- Yeah, aw...
- (DOUG) Oh, I'm so proud of you.
396
00:12:00,105 --> 00:12:01,965
I don't even know what he was thinking.
397
00:12:02,007 --> 00:12:03,299
I mean, putting aside the fact
398
00:12:03,341 --> 00:12:05,635
that it's an entirely
fucked up thing to do,
399
00:12:05,677 --> 00:12:07,036
it's not gonna amount to anything.
400
00:12:07,078 --> 00:12:09,345
'Cause Teddy knows it's bullshit,
401
00:12:09,397 --> 00:12:11,207
and it's just a gigantic
pain in the ass.
402
00:12:11,249 --> 00:12:12,875
- Oh no.
- (DOUG) Mm.
403
00:12:12,917 --> 00:12:14,544
- What happened?
- When she says "ass," I feel threatened.
404
00:12:14,586 --> 00:12:15,518
- Yeah.
- I heard "in the ass."
405
00:12:15,570 --> 00:12:17,213
I heard that, too.
406
00:12:17,255 --> 00:12:19,522
Clyde, if I ever sexually harassed you,
407
00:12:19,574 --> 00:12:21,417
that would be the best day of your life.
408
00:12:21,459 --> 00:12:23,069
- Uh-oh, you all right?
- I don't know.
409
00:12:23,111 --> 00:12:24,444
Shh, you're in a safe place.
410
00:12:24,496 --> 00:12:25,528
Just calm down.
411
00:12:26,598 --> 00:12:28,598
(PHONE RINGS)
412
00:12:31,503 --> 00:12:34,037
Okay, okay, okay.
413
00:12:36,141 --> 00:12:38,268
Look, it's your first time
filling out a character sheet.
414
00:12:38,310 --> 00:12:39,252
I don't want you to beat yourself up.
415
00:12:39,294 --> 00:12:40,503
Hey, Doug. (CHUCKLES)
416
00:12:40,545 --> 00:12:42,071
- How about you just tell me what...
- (SHUSHING)
417
00:12:42,113 --> 00:12:44,374
(SHUSHING)
418
00:12:44,416 --> 00:12:46,709
I want you to answer a
question for me, Marty.
419
00:12:46,751 --> 00:12:47,944
Who are you?
420
00:12:47,986 --> 00:12:50,263
Okay.
421
00:12:50,305 --> 00:12:53,806
I am Gadric Kedirith.
422
00:12:53,858 --> 00:12:55,141
Uh, warlock.
423
00:12:55,193 --> 00:12:57,477
Uh, my alignment is chaotic-neutral.
424
00:12:57,529 --> 00:12:58,811
No, no, no, no.
425
00:12:58,863 --> 00:13:00,857
My...
426
00:13:00,899 --> 00:13:02,925
No, no, no.
427
00:13:02,967 --> 00:13:05,818
Stop wasting my time.
428
00:13:05,870 --> 00:13:08,631
I didn't ask you what you are.
429
00:13:08,673 --> 00:13:11,574
I asked you who you are.
430
00:13:11,626 --> 00:13:12,992
Uh, d-do you see what you've done?
431
00:13:13,044 --> 00:13:14,994
You've created a character
432
00:13:15,046 --> 00:13:17,307
you think you're supposed
to create, but, Marty,
433
00:13:17,349 --> 00:13:19,976
really, the best D&D
characters are personal.
434
00:13:20,018 --> 00:13:21,794
They're extensions of ourselves,
435
00:13:21,836 --> 00:13:23,813
of who we are, who we want to be.
436
00:13:23,855 --> 00:13:24,814
Our hopes and fantasies.
437
00:13:24,856 --> 00:13:26,672
So come on, Marty.
438
00:13:26,725 --> 00:13:28,674
Dig deep.
439
00:13:28,727 --> 00:13:30,620
What do you dream about?
440
00:13:30,662 --> 00:13:32,261
Oof.
441
00:13:32,313 --> 00:13:33,596
(CHUCKLES) Okay.
442
00:13:33,648 --> 00:13:37,266
Um, right now, I am dreaming
about being the guy
443
00:13:37,318 --> 00:13:39,829
who is punching you right in the face.
444
00:13:39,871 --> 00:13:41,497
That's great.
445
00:13:41,539 --> 00:13:43,149
All right. (CHUCKLES)
446
00:13:43,191 --> 00:13:45,485
So for character traits, let's
write down "combative,"
447
00:13:45,527 --> 00:13:46,536
uh, "short-tempered."
448
00:13:46,578 --> 00:13:48,528
Hey, Doug, dial it back a thousand,
449
00:13:48,580 --> 00:13:51,708
or I'm gonna punch you right
in your fucking face.
450
00:13:51,750 --> 00:13:53,076
Oh, this looks like fun.
451
00:13:53,118 --> 00:13:54,744
- Do you mind if I join in?
- I do.
452
00:13:54,786 --> 00:13:58,081
My character is a dwarf
with a mangy white beard,
453
00:13:58,123 --> 00:13:59,682
who's constantly sneezing,
454
00:13:59,724 --> 00:14:02,001
and I always whistle while I work.
455
00:14:02,043 --> 00:14:03,336
- I know this guy.
- (SCOFFS)
456
00:14:03,378 --> 00:14:04,670
Okay, you know nothing, all right?
457
00:14:04,712 --> 00:14:06,462
Because dwarves are actually
very strong fighters
458
00:14:06,514 --> 00:14:08,965
and incredibly adept
at deflecting magic.
459
00:14:09,017 --> 00:14:11,361
Not like those shitheads who
hang out with Snow White.
460
00:14:11,403 --> 00:14:13,363
Just sittin' there...
461
00:14:13,405 --> 00:14:14,364
(MUMBLING) piece of shit.
462
00:14:14,406 --> 00:14:17,033
I'll fucking kill 'em.
463
00:14:17,075 --> 00:14:18,351
So I dug a little deeper
464
00:14:18,393 --> 00:14:20,686
into Davis/Dexter's budget allocations,
465
00:14:20,728 --> 00:14:23,539
and you know their defendable
ratio of R&D to marketing?
466
00:14:23,581 --> 00:14:25,942
- Not so defendable?
- (CLYDE) Oh, no, no, no, no.
467
00:14:25,984 --> 00:14:27,610
Those books are so cooked.
468
00:14:27,652 --> 00:14:29,445
Every department has their
hands in R&D's pockets.
469
00:14:29,487 --> 00:14:30,446
May I?
470
00:14:30,488 --> 00:14:31,781
Do tell.
471
00:14:31,823 --> 00:14:33,082
I.T. built itself a server farm.
472
00:14:33,124 --> 00:14:36,075
Marketing helped itself to
some very cool TV spots.
473
00:14:36,127 --> 00:14:37,720
And there was a Hawaiian boondoggle
474
00:14:37,762 --> 00:14:41,724
for the whole sales team and
some very ethical doctors.
475
00:14:41,766 --> 00:14:43,042
- Huh.
- (LAUGHS)
476
00:14:43,084 --> 00:14:44,710
Huh.
477
00:14:44,752 --> 00:14:48,671
Davis/Dexter would take a serious PR hit
478
00:14:48,723 --> 00:14:50,840
if this were to become public knowledge,
479
00:14:50,892 --> 00:14:53,176
but, as citizens, we do have a duty
480
00:14:53,228 --> 00:14:55,772
to protect the civic interest.
481
00:14:55,814 --> 00:14:58,274
Oh, I'm so sorry. Doug, did you
just smile at the word "duty"?
482
00:14:58,316 --> 00:14:59,776
No.
483
00:14:59,818 --> 00:15:01,477
- No?
- No.
484
00:15:01,519 --> 00:15:04,814
Gentlemen, I believe we
have found the final piece
485
00:15:04,856 --> 00:15:06,416
that makes us undeniable.
486
00:15:06,458 --> 00:15:08,067
- Sir Clyde.
- (CLYDE) Yeah.
487
00:15:08,109 --> 00:15:09,735
Do you still have a
friend at the Journal?
488
00:15:09,777 --> 00:15:11,287
- Yes, sir.
- Call him right away.
489
00:15:11,329 --> 00:15:12,612
I will...
490
00:15:12,664 --> 00:15:14,991
just as soon as you call Klare,
491
00:15:15,033 --> 00:15:16,592
♪ waiting,
492
00:15:16,634 --> 00:15:18,995
♪ silence-is-not-golden,
493
00:15:19,037 --> 00:15:20,580
♪ protect-your-heart.
494
00:15:20,622 --> 00:15:22,805
And then about 30 ♪blesseds.
495
00:15:27,178 --> 00:15:29,472
So I should call my guy.
496
00:15:29,514 --> 00:15:31,841
Doug, I'm-a need a rough
deck by tomorrow morning,
497
00:15:31,883 --> 00:15:33,176
you fucking nerd.
498
00:15:33,218 --> 00:15:35,945
Uh, kind of have my
hands full here, Clyde.
499
00:15:35,987 --> 00:15:37,580
With a dragon?
500
00:15:37,622 --> 00:15:39,682
You know what, it might be a
better allocation of resources
501
00:15:39,724 --> 00:15:41,390
if you did the decks.
What do you think, Marty?
502
00:15:41,442 --> 00:15:43,059
Yeah, that's a good idea.
Go handle it, Clyde.
503
00:15:43,111 --> 00:15:44,727
I have tickets to see
Tame Impala with Kelsey.
504
00:15:44,779 --> 00:15:47,156
Oh, Tame Impala, geez.
505
00:15:47,198 --> 00:15:48,658
Do they know anything
about regression models?
506
00:15:48,700 --> 00:15:50,159
- Maybe they could hook you up.
- (DOUG) Yeah.
507
00:15:50,201 --> 00:15:52,795
Tess represents a pretty big
piece of business, Clyde.
508
00:15:52,837 --> 00:15:55,131
You didn't even know
who the fuck she was.
509
00:15:55,173 --> 00:15:57,800
You know, I think unconsciously I did.
510
00:15:57,842 --> 00:15:59,669
- What the fuck does that mean?
- Yeah, I did.
511
00:15:59,711 --> 00:16:01,537
(CLYDE) Unconsciously you did?
512
00:16:01,579 --> 00:16:03,206
So you might want to, uh...
513
00:16:03,248 --> 00:16:04,680
Ticktock.
514
00:16:05,750 --> 00:16:07,543
(CLYDE) Come on, Marty.
515
00:16:07,585 --> 00:16:08,544
Ticktock.
516
00:16:08,586 --> 00:16:09,545
Marty, please, come on.
517
00:16:09,587 --> 00:16:10,720
- Tick-the-fuck-tock.
- For real?
518
00:16:13,424 --> 00:16:16,385
♪ Slow music ♪
519
00:16:19,063 --> 00:16:21,013
Guessing you saw the Journal article.
520
00:16:21,065 --> 00:16:23,015
It might not seem so at first glance,
521
00:16:23,067 --> 00:16:24,016
but this is a good thing.
522
00:16:24,068 --> 00:16:25,728
It's actually a great thing.
523
00:16:25,770 --> 00:16:27,937
The abuse predates you,
524
00:16:27,989 --> 00:16:29,605
which allows you to
play the white knight,
525
00:16:29,657 --> 00:16:31,607
and... it'll give us more room to do
526
00:16:31,659 --> 00:16:33,442
what we really should be doing anyway:
527
00:16:33,494 --> 00:16:35,071
bringing research to the fore,
528
00:16:35,113 --> 00:16:37,340
leaving Novax in our wake.
529
00:16:37,382 --> 00:16:40,326
Davis/Dexter made its
name around innovation.
530
00:16:40,368 --> 00:16:41,994
I believe in light of the article,
531
00:16:42,036 --> 00:16:45,748
the board will show the wisdom
of reallocating its resources.
532
00:16:45,790 --> 00:16:47,206
Great.
533
00:16:47,258 --> 00:16:49,258
I will make sure Marty and his
team are on the same page.
534
00:16:50,895 --> 00:16:52,088
What's this?
535
00:16:52,130 --> 00:16:54,056
It's your letter of resignation.
536
00:16:54,098 --> 00:16:55,424
And this is a joke?
537
00:16:55,466 --> 00:16:57,426
To ensure an orderly transition,
538
00:16:57,468 --> 00:16:58,928
your last day will be next Friday.
539
00:16:58,970 --> 00:17:01,364
Everything Mark said is make-believe.
540
00:17:01,406 --> 00:17:02,532
You-you and your wife
541
00:17:02,574 --> 00:17:04,473
had us over for dinner,
for Christ's sakes.
542
00:17:04,525 --> 00:17:05,685
Well, make-believe or not,
543
00:17:05,727 --> 00:17:07,370
there's always a swirl
of drama around you.
544
00:17:07,412 --> 00:17:08,938
Well, I didn't create this drama.
545
00:17:08,980 --> 00:17:10,373
You opened the door to it.
546
00:17:10,415 --> 00:17:13,693
A sociopath accuses me
547
00:17:13,735 --> 00:17:16,362
of sexual intimidation
to rip off your company,
548
00:17:16,404 --> 00:17:18,247
and I create that drama?
549
00:17:18,289 --> 00:17:20,082
I spoke to Whip Huxton.
550
00:17:20,124 --> 00:17:23,075
I know about your end run to the board,
551
00:17:23,127 --> 00:17:25,745
and your smudgy fingerprints
are all over this leak.
552
00:17:25,797 --> 00:17:28,257
I'm not an idiot, Jeannie.
553
00:17:28,299 --> 00:17:30,633
Yes, you are.
554
00:17:31,886 --> 00:17:35,431
That's precisely what you are.
555
00:17:35,473 --> 00:17:39,425
I have worked my ass off to
ensure our financial health
556
00:17:39,477 --> 00:17:41,771
and to ensure your
future at this company,
557
00:17:41,813 --> 00:17:44,240
and neither of which would
have happened if I had waited
558
00:17:44,282 --> 00:17:46,015
for the goddamn Cowardly Lion
559
00:17:46,067 --> 00:17:49,145
to mosey on down that yellow brick road.
560
00:17:49,187 --> 00:17:51,480
I mean, I set you up for success,
561
00:17:51,522 --> 00:17:54,150
and you will be lauded
as the bold visionary
562
00:17:54,192 --> 00:17:56,319
who returned Davis/Dexter to its roots.
563
00:17:56,361 --> 00:17:58,588
So for that I'm being shown the door?
564
00:17:58,630 --> 00:18:01,240
Great.
565
00:18:01,282 --> 00:18:03,032
I guess now you won't
have to share the credit.
566
00:18:08,089 --> 00:18:10,039
Well, what do you know?
567
00:18:10,091 --> 00:18:12,041
Maybe you're not an idiot.
568
00:18:12,093 --> 00:18:13,669
So, the evil wizard Archumen has cast
569
00:18:13,711 --> 00:18:16,339
a powerful spell of pestilence
over Celdur's Crossing.
570
00:18:16,381 --> 00:18:17,673
Oh, shit.
571
00:18:17,715 --> 00:18:19,675
My grandma lives in Celdur's Crossing.
572
00:18:19,717 --> 00:18:20,676
It's cool though.
573
00:18:20,718 --> 00:18:22,278
She's a raging bitch.
574
00:18:22,320 --> 00:18:24,347
(LAUGHTER)
575
00:18:24,389 --> 00:18:25,948
(DOUG) This guy, he kills me.
576
00:18:25,990 --> 00:18:27,390
Archumen's also abducted
the fair Princess Galiana,
577
00:18:27,442 --> 00:18:29,518
and secreted her to an unknown lair.
578
00:18:29,560 --> 00:18:31,020
The four of you have been...
579
00:18:31,062 --> 00:18:33,522
(CLEARS HIS THROAT)
It's not a craps table.
580
00:18:33,564 --> 00:18:34,857
Okay?
581
00:18:34,899 --> 00:18:36,325
The four of you have been hired
582
00:18:36,367 --> 00:18:38,694
to track down Archumen
and save the princess.
583
00:18:38,736 --> 00:18:42,198
Aw, yeah, one of us is
gonna get laid tonight.
584
00:18:42,240 --> 00:18:44,407
So, Sabretha's bisexual now?
585
00:18:44,459 --> 00:18:46,168
With the right amount of mead, yeah.
586
00:18:46,210 --> 00:18:47,803
(ALL OOHING)
587
00:18:47,845 --> 00:18:50,006
(MARTY) Well, and it just so happens
588
00:18:50,048 --> 00:18:51,580
that I'm friends with a goblin
589
00:18:51,632 --> 00:18:53,876
who has a liquor store in
a neighboring village,
590
00:18:53,918 --> 00:18:56,012
so I think I can hook that shit up.
591
00:18:56,054 --> 00:18:57,513
(CLEARS HIS THROAT)
592
00:18:57,555 --> 00:18:59,015
Why would you be friends with a goblin?
593
00:18:59,057 --> 00:19:01,817
Jesus, Doug, where'd you find this guy?
594
00:19:01,859 --> 00:19:03,426
Shut the fuck up, Nathaniel.
595
00:19:03,478 --> 00:19:06,055
Sorry, dude.
596
00:19:06,097 --> 00:19:08,641
Now, the door leads to
a small, dark room.
597
00:19:08,683 --> 00:19:10,059
You trip over something.
598
00:19:10,101 --> 00:19:12,528
It's a scabbard. There's a sword in it.
599
00:19:12,570 --> 00:19:15,998
I'll do a perception check.
600
00:19:16,040 --> 00:19:17,650
- And...
- The sword's safe.
601
00:19:17,692 --> 00:19:18,668
Sabretha?
602
00:19:18,710 --> 00:19:20,469
I pick up the sword?
603
00:19:20,511 --> 00:19:21,444
Yes! Yes!
604
00:19:21,496 --> 00:19:22,445
That's perfect!
605
00:19:22,497 --> 00:19:24,874
I-I love that move!
606
00:19:24,916 --> 00:19:26,075
- Thank you.
- All right.
607
00:19:26,117 --> 00:19:27,410
(WHISPERS) You see what I did?
608
00:19:27,452 --> 00:19:29,502
(WHISPERS) Everybody saw, okay?
609
00:19:32,724 --> 00:19:34,707
(BURPS)
610
00:19:36,227 --> 00:19:39,088
Okay, so now we find
ourselves in a pleasant,
611
00:19:39,130 --> 00:19:41,590
but under-furnished home,
612
00:19:41,632 --> 00:19:43,342
still suffering the ravages perpetrated
613
00:19:43,384 --> 00:19:45,428
by the wicked she-bitch Sarah.
614
00:19:45,470 --> 00:19:46,762
Easy, easy.
615
00:19:46,804 --> 00:19:48,397
I'm okay. (CLEARS HIS THROAT)
616
00:19:48,439 --> 00:19:50,599
Now, to the north, you'll
find an area to wash up.
617
00:19:50,641 --> 00:19:52,892
And to the east, a cheese
platter from Ralphs,
618
00:19:52,944 --> 00:19:54,937
grudgingly purchased by Nathaniel.
619
00:19:54,979 --> 00:19:56,645
You're welcome, Doug.
620
00:19:56,697 --> 00:19:58,274
Cheapskate.
621
00:19:58,316 --> 00:19:59,608
Uh, all right.
622
00:19:59,650 --> 00:20:01,110
That just means snacks
and a bathroom break?
623
00:20:01,152 --> 00:20:03,085
Yeah, see, now you're getting it.
624
00:20:04,489 --> 00:20:06,782
- Hey!
- Hey.
625
00:20:06,824 --> 00:20:07,990
This is fun, right?
626
00:20:08,042 --> 00:20:09,241
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
627
00:20:09,293 --> 00:20:10,386
You play D&D as a kid?
628
00:20:10,428 --> 00:20:11,787
My brothers did.
629
00:20:11,829 --> 00:20:13,162
I was a little too cool.
630
00:20:13,214 --> 00:20:15,124
That's how I always felt about it.
631
00:20:15,166 --> 00:20:17,500
But, you know, Doug
said come check it out.
632
00:20:17,552 --> 00:20:18,961
I thought what the fuck, you know?
633
00:20:19,003 --> 00:20:20,252
Yeah.
634
00:20:20,304 --> 00:20:22,671
So are you trying to get into my pants
635
00:20:22,723 --> 00:20:24,600
or win my business?
636
00:20:24,642 --> 00:20:26,268
Because I don't believe for a second
637
00:20:26,310 --> 00:20:28,070
that you're here to play
Dungeons and Dragons.
638
00:20:28,112 --> 00:20:30,429
(CHUCKLES) Okay.
639
00:20:30,481 --> 00:20:32,308
Look, I got to tell you.
640
00:20:32,350 --> 00:20:34,683
What you've been able
to do at Green Point
641
00:20:34,735 --> 00:20:36,268
is pretty fucking amazing.
642
00:20:36,320 --> 00:20:38,748
So it's business.
643
00:20:38,790 --> 00:20:40,773
It's funny, because my
friends have been urging me
644
00:20:40,825 --> 00:20:43,192
to bring on some big brain consultant.
645
00:20:43,244 --> 00:20:44,904
And look at that, he's standing
right in front of you.
646
00:20:44,946 --> 00:20:46,122
This is kismet.
647
00:20:46,164 --> 00:20:48,090
Yeah, except I'm not really
648
00:20:48,132 --> 00:20:49,992
feeling the whole big brain part.
649
00:20:50,034 --> 00:20:50,683
I mean...
650
00:20:50,726 --> 00:20:52,629
Come on, I made a
couple rookie mistakes.
651
00:20:52,670 --> 00:20:54,096
You jumped into a river
652
00:20:54,138 --> 00:20:55,898
with a full suit of
armor on and drowned.
653
00:20:55,940 --> 00:20:58,040
He sank like a stone. (LAUGHS)
654
00:20:58,092 --> 00:21:00,503
Is what he did. Oh, my God.
655
00:21:00,545 --> 00:21:01,837
How about when he tried to pick a lock
656
00:21:01,879 --> 00:21:03,045
while you were getting your butts kicked
657
00:21:03,097 --> 00:21:04,340
by that band of orcs?
658
00:21:04,382 --> 00:21:05,341
What a fustercluck.
659
00:21:05,383 --> 00:21:06,842
(BOTH LAUGHING)
660
00:21:06,884 --> 00:21:08,761
Oh, man, right?
661
00:21:08,803 --> 00:21:10,012
Yeah, you know what?
662
00:21:10,054 --> 00:21:11,136
Tess and I are having a conversation.
663
00:21:11,189 --> 00:21:12,181
Why don't you, uh...?
664
00:21:12,223 --> 00:21:13,816
Or what, Marty? You'll, uh,
665
00:21:13,858 --> 00:21:15,100
you'll attack me with a crossbow
666
00:21:15,142 --> 00:21:16,786
while possessing a
plus-two in dexterity?
667
00:21:16,828 --> 00:21:18,227
You know what? In my long history
668
00:21:18,279 --> 00:21:20,689
with this game, I-I
can really only think
669
00:21:20,731 --> 00:21:22,458
of one other player
who was that abysmal.
670
00:21:22,500 --> 00:21:23,776
- Really?
- Yeah, oh, yeah.
671
00:21:23,818 --> 00:21:26,362
And, uh, I don't want to
mention names, but, uh,
672
00:21:26,404 --> 00:21:28,070
- "Blank" of the D'Urbervilles.
- Uh-oh.
673
00:21:28,122 --> 00:21:31,740
Okay, this was a lot more fun,
when we were railing on Marty.
674
00:21:31,792 --> 00:21:33,536
You're also not yet 30,
675
00:21:33,578 --> 00:21:34,954
and you own a company that's brought in
676
00:21:34,996 --> 00:21:36,705
over $100 million dollars in revenue.
677
00:21:36,747 --> 00:21:40,543
Because as it turns out,
you can suck at a game,
678
00:21:40,585 --> 00:21:42,344
but be killing it in business.
679
00:21:42,386 --> 00:21:45,181
Look, Tess, there are a
lot of good consultants,
680
00:21:45,223 --> 00:21:47,466
but Marty?
681
00:21:47,508 --> 00:21:50,319
Marty's a mad genius.
682
00:21:50,361 --> 00:21:53,022
Look, Green Point's at
a critical juncture.
683
00:21:53,064 --> 00:21:54,557
But with Marty's guidance,
684
00:21:54,599 --> 00:21:56,559
you could end up a billionaire.
685
00:21:56,601 --> 00:21:59,935
Or do you not want to
end up a billionaire?
686
00:22:06,277 --> 00:22:08,527
Don't tell him, don't tell
him what I was gonna say!
687
00:22:08,579 --> 00:22:09,945
- Hey.
- Oh, hey, Marty.
688
00:22:09,997 --> 00:22:11,947
Uh, Jeannie's
689
00:22:11,999 --> 00:22:13,659
in the other room feeding the baby.
690
00:22:13,701 --> 00:22:16,035
And we are on our way to
Angeles Crest Highway
691
00:22:16,087 --> 00:22:18,037
to watch the meteor shower.
692
00:22:18,089 --> 00:22:19,121
Really?
693
00:22:19,173 --> 00:22:21,083
At 11:45, huh?
694
00:22:21,125 --> 00:22:22,918
Your dad's strict.
695
00:22:22,960 --> 00:22:25,087
(LAUGHS) Yeah!
696
00:22:25,129 --> 00:22:27,796
And these aren't mine, sir. I'm
holding them for a friend.
697
00:22:27,848 --> 00:22:29,225
Don't worry.
698
00:22:29,267 --> 00:22:31,594
I'll have Jeremiah home
by 2:00, Mr. Kaan.
699
00:22:31,636 --> 00:22:33,369
I know it's a school night.
700
00:22:34,722 --> 00:22:36,388
Well, thank you, young lady.
701
00:22:37,642 --> 00:22:39,101
(ROSCOE) Being vegetarian isn't enough.
702
00:22:39,143 --> 00:22:41,143
I mean, stealing their
eggs and their milk,
703
00:22:41,195 --> 00:22:42,895
it's all part of this
unacceptable system
704
00:22:42,947 --> 00:22:44,940
of the exploitation of animals.
705
00:22:44,982 --> 00:22:46,525
Okay, well, here's the thing.
706
00:22:46,567 --> 00:22:48,233
Phoebe is still only nursing
707
00:22:48,286 --> 00:22:50,613
so currently the only animal
708
00:22:50,655 --> 00:22:52,197
she's exploiting is me.
709
00:22:52,239 --> 00:22:53,449
Here you go, here.
710
00:22:53,491 --> 00:22:55,451
Okay, well, when she's old enough,
711
00:22:55,493 --> 00:22:56,825
I mean, animals are sentient creatures.
712
00:22:56,877 --> 00:22:58,120
They're deserving of life
713
00:22:58,162 --> 00:23:00,256
and freedom.
714
00:23:00,298 --> 00:23:01,790
That's so heavy. You know what?
715
00:23:01,832 --> 00:23:03,666
While you're on your animals soap box,
716
00:23:03,718 --> 00:23:05,628
you may want to consider getting rid
717
00:23:05,670 --> 00:23:07,763
of your lipsticks and
your Vuitton satchel.
718
00:23:07,805 --> 00:23:09,098
You know, I just might do that.
719
00:23:09,140 --> 00:23:10,506
- Uh-huh, I don't believe you.
- Mm-hmm.
720
00:23:10,558 --> 00:23:12,968
How was Dungeons and Dragons?
721
00:23:13,010 --> 00:23:14,803
It was amazing. Thank you for asking.
722
00:23:14,845 --> 00:23:17,139
Not only did we reel in the client,
723
00:23:17,181 --> 00:23:19,241
but we also saved the widdle princess.
724
00:23:19,283 --> 00:23:20,893
Marty Kaan rescuing a princess?
725
00:23:20,935 --> 00:23:22,745
That seems a little out of character.
726
00:23:22,787 --> 00:23:24,280
Wait, was she a stripper?
727
00:23:24,322 --> 00:23:25,688
(CHUCKLES)
728
00:23:25,740 --> 00:23:27,566
Okay, yeah,
729
00:23:27,608 --> 00:23:28,941
go ahead, go get that stuff together.
730
00:23:28,993 --> 00:23:31,737
I'll just toss it down
the chute later, okay?
731
00:23:31,779 --> 00:23:33,278
Come on.
732
00:23:33,331 --> 00:23:35,491
(DOOR CLOSES)
733
00:23:35,533 --> 00:23:38,577
So Klare with a "K," lots of sad poses.
734
00:23:38,619 --> 00:23:41,036
Some of them so sad she could barely
735
00:23:41,088 --> 00:23:42,581
bring herself to put clothes on.
736
00:23:42,623 --> 00:23:43,872
- (FUSSING)
- Yeah, very funny.
737
00:23:43,924 --> 00:23:45,541
Well, I think Klare and I
738
00:23:45,593 --> 00:23:47,710
might be taking a little break.
739
00:23:47,762 --> 00:23:49,421
I did not see that coming.
740
00:23:49,463 --> 00:23:51,173
Oh.
741
00:23:51,215 --> 00:23:54,717
- (PHOEBE LAUGHS)
- Yes, that's your evil, evil mommy.
742
00:23:56,604 --> 00:23:59,348
So I'm sure you've heard
I got fired today.
743
00:23:59,390 --> 00:24:01,016
Apparently,
744
00:24:01,058 --> 00:24:04,119
I create drama.
745
00:24:04,161 --> 00:24:05,688
- Mm.
- Don't worry.
746
00:24:05,730 --> 00:24:07,189
Teddy is still on board
with the strategy,
747
00:24:07,231 --> 00:24:08,457
so don't blow
748
00:24:08,499 --> 00:24:10,359
your consult because of me.
749
00:24:10,401 --> 00:24:12,735
Not that you would, but...
750
00:24:12,787 --> 00:24:15,197
Hey, Jeannie, don't, don't,
don't worry about that stuff.
751
00:24:15,239 --> 00:24:17,239
I don't you need to...
752
00:24:17,291 --> 00:24:19,134
(VOICE BREAKING) Fuck, Marty.
753
00:24:19,176 --> 00:24:22,077
(SIGHS)
754
00:24:22,129 --> 00:24:24,623
I just feel like such a shit magnet.
755
00:24:24,665 --> 00:24:27,249
You know?
756
00:24:27,301 --> 00:24:29,545
I'm probably just
getting what I deserve.
757
00:24:29,587 --> 00:24:32,087
You know, all this karma, it's
just raining down on me now.
758
00:24:32,139 --> 00:24:33,549
Hey, Jeannie.
759
00:24:33,591 --> 00:24:35,184
Karma's bullshit, all right?
760
00:24:35,226 --> 00:24:36,852
Uh...
761
00:24:36,894 --> 00:24:38,988
♪ fuck-karma,
762
00:24:39,030 --> 00:24:41,390
♪ it's-not-your-fault,
763
00:24:41,432 --> 00:24:43,025
♪ Mark-is-a-cunt,
764
00:24:43,067 --> 00:24:45,267
♪ so-is-Teddy.
765
00:24:48,489 --> 00:24:50,866
It's gonna be okay.
766
00:24:50,908 --> 00:24:53,525
Don't worry about it.
767
00:24:53,577 --> 00:24:54,987
Really?
768
00:24:55,029 --> 00:24:56,155
What?
769
00:24:56,197 --> 00:24:57,780
What?
770
00:24:57,832 --> 00:24:59,241
Your penis...
771
00:24:59,283 --> 00:25:01,200
Lovely as it is... Is not gonna
772
00:25:01,252 --> 00:25:02,745
solve this situation right now.
773
00:25:02,787 --> 00:25:04,620
I don't know. I wouldn't
jump to conclusions.
774
00:25:04,672 --> 00:25:06,498
- I mean, it's-it's vegan now.
- Oh, God.
775
00:25:06,540 --> 00:25:08,167
So you're not gonna get fat off of it.
776
00:25:08,209 --> 00:25:09,585
You're playing Dungeons and Dragons.
777
00:25:09,627 --> 00:25:11,376
You got rejected by a girl.
778
00:25:11,429 --> 00:25:13,212
You're, like, some
headgear away from getting
779
00:25:13,264 --> 00:25:14,797
the shit beaten out of you
in a John Hughes movie.
780
00:25:14,849 --> 00:25:16,592
I'm sorry, I got to say
781
00:25:16,634 --> 00:25:18,594
I kind of liked it, playing D&D.
782
00:25:18,636 --> 00:25:20,012
Whatever, dork.
783
00:25:20,054 --> 00:25:22,888
(PHOEBE FUSSING)
784
00:25:22,940 --> 00:25:24,940
Bye, Phoebes.
785
00:25:27,445 --> 00:25:29,605
(MARTY) Ladies and gentlemen,
786
00:25:29,647 --> 00:25:33,442
Davis/Dexter's patent extension
strategy is played out.
787
00:25:33,484 --> 00:25:34,900
There just aren't enough drugs
788
00:25:34,952 --> 00:25:36,779
in the pipeline to keep re-patenting.
789
00:25:36,821 --> 00:25:39,615
And with the R&D improprieties,
the inevitable PR backlash
790
00:25:39,657 --> 00:25:41,867
makes putting a new line of
drugs into the pipeline even
791
00:25:41,909 --> 00:25:44,453
more crucial to Davis/Dexter's
long-term security.
792
00:25:44,495 --> 00:25:46,078
Douglas.
793
00:25:46,130 --> 00:25:47,996
Of course, now we've
identified several prospects
794
00:25:48,048 --> 00:25:49,248
currently in development.
795
00:25:49,300 --> 00:25:51,460
Next-gen antibiotics, immunotherapies,
796
00:25:51,502 --> 00:25:54,253
and some potentially
ground-breaking advances
797
00:25:54,305 --> 00:25:57,339
in the soon-to-be huge market
of food allergy drugs.
798
00:25:57,391 --> 00:25:59,174
By fast-tracking these projects,
799
00:25:59,226 --> 00:26:02,387
Davis/Dexter's future
growth is all but assured.
800
00:26:02,429 --> 00:26:04,596
That is, of course, unless someone
801
00:26:04,648 --> 00:26:06,682
beats them to market.
802
00:26:06,734 --> 00:26:09,351
Someone like you fine
folks here at Novax.
803
00:26:09,403 --> 00:26:11,937
But, uh, you didn't hear that from me.
804
00:26:11,989 --> 00:26:13,939
Hear what?
805
00:26:13,991 --> 00:26:15,858
(LAUGHTER)
806
00:26:15,910 --> 00:26:17,820
This is the beginning of
a beautiful friendship.
807
00:26:17,862 --> 00:26:19,154
Yeah, right.
808
00:26:19,196 --> 00:26:20,696
Thank you very much. Thank you.
809
00:26:20,748 --> 00:26:22,364
- Well done.
- Thank you. Appreciate it.
810
00:26:24,418 --> 00:26:26,835
(LOW CHATTER NEARBY)
811
00:26:30,040 --> 00:26:32,124
(CLEARS THROAT)
812
00:26:35,095 --> 00:26:36,839
Say thank you.
813
00:26:36,881 --> 00:26:38,257
Why?
814
00:26:38,299 --> 00:26:39,842
(CHUCKLES)
815
00:26:39,884 --> 00:26:42,384
Because I'm a fucking
mad warlock genius.
816
00:26:42,436 --> 00:26:44,453
Just say thank you.
817
00:26:46,223 --> 00:26:47,589
No.
818
00:26:49,727 --> 00:26:51,954
I heard the pitch to Teddy went well.
819
00:26:51,996 --> 00:26:53,255
Oh, it did, it did.
820
00:26:53,297 --> 00:26:54,723
But not quite as well
821
00:26:54,765 --> 00:26:57,032
as the pitch went to Novax.
822
00:26:59,820 --> 00:27:00,903
Marty.
823
00:27:00,955 --> 00:27:02,865
Gling!
824
00:27:02,907 --> 00:27:05,501
They expressed their gratitude
with a big ol' check.
825
00:27:05,543 --> 00:27:08,544
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
826
00:27:11,782 --> 00:27:13,375
You know what, let's...
827
00:27:13,417 --> 00:27:15,377
let's get the fuck out of Dodge.
828
00:27:15,419 --> 00:27:17,079
I'm here till next Friday.
829
00:27:17,121 --> 00:27:18,380
"Next Fri..."? Jeannie?
830
00:27:18,422 --> 00:27:19,848
Fuck next Friday!
831
00:27:19,890 --> 00:27:21,423
Fuck these guys.
832
00:27:30,985 --> 00:27:32,668
Okay, fuck 'em.
833
00:27:32,832 --> 00:27:35,972
Sync and corrections by btsix
www.addic7ed.com
834
00:27:36,106 --> 00:27:39,568
♪ Started on the wrong track,
wouldn't change that ♪
835
00:27:39,610 --> 00:27:41,777
♪ No, I wasn't made for the plow ♪
836
00:27:41,829 --> 00:27:44,506
♪ Where you gonna run, boy, now? ♪
837
00:27:44,548 --> 00:27:47,109
♪ Where you gonna run, boy?
838
00:27:47,151 --> 00:27:50,078
♪ Stare at my reflection,
he's a dark twin ♪
839
00:27:50,120 --> 00:27:52,781
♪ And he's calling me to the ground ♪
840
00:27:52,823 --> 00:27:55,023
♪ Where you gonna run, boy, now? ♪