1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:04,799 - Mr Scott, twice in one week. You're spoiling me. - Our secret's out. 2 00:00:04,800 --> 00:00:05,959 - Is it such a bad thing? - Yes. 3 00:00:05,960 --> 00:00:08,399 For the first time, today, I thought, "Might be OK, here." 4 00:00:08,400 --> 00:00:10,959 That's a coincidence. For the first time, today, I thought, 5 00:00:10,960 --> 00:00:12,279 "This is never going to work." 6 00:00:12,280 --> 00:00:14,919 It's your family. You're all so intense. I can't see you again. 7 00:00:14,920 --> 00:00:16,759 I'm going to Dad's for the weekend. 8 00:00:16,760 --> 00:00:19,959 Any time you want a lift to your dad's, you only have to ask. 9 00:00:19,960 --> 00:00:21,799 - I thought you hated him. - I do. 10 00:00:21,800 --> 00:00:24,759 You do know that doing this without taking precautions is 11 00:00:24,760 --> 00:00:26,039 how babies get made. 12 00:00:26,040 --> 00:00:27,959 Would that be such a bad thing? 13 00:00:27,960 --> 00:00:30,439 It felt like, for a few moments, I could see the real Joe. 14 00:00:30,440 --> 00:00:32,519 We've got our very own Maya effect, of course. 15 00:00:32,520 --> 00:00:34,759 Between me and you, we're trying for another baby. 16 00:00:34,760 --> 00:00:36,639 Can you get me the morning-after pill? 17 00:00:36,640 --> 00:00:40,479 I woke up this morning and just realised, it's not the right time. 18 00:00:42,640 --> 00:00:46,920 ♪ Bless my cotton socks I'm in the news 19 00:00:48,280 --> 00:00:50,399 ♪ The king sits on his face 20 00:00:50,400 --> 00:00:53,839 ♪ But it's all assumed 21 00:00:53,840 --> 00:00:57,359 ♪ All wrapped up the same 22 00:00:57,360 --> 00:01:00,319 ♪ All wrapped up the same 23 00:01:00,320 --> 00:01:03,399 ♪ They can't have it You can't have it 24 00:01:03,400 --> 00:01:05,359 ♪ I can't have it, too 25 00:01:05,360 --> 00:01:07,599 ♪ Until I learn to 26 00:01:07,600 --> 00:01:10,880 ♪ Accept my reward... ♪ 27 00:01:21,320 --> 00:01:23,199 ♪ Prisoners stand in queues 28 00:01:23,200 --> 00:01:25,480 ♪ And stand accused 29 00:01:27,320 --> 00:01:29,199 ♪ Live in solitude 30 00:01:29,200 --> 00:01:31,279 ♪ Like Howard Hughes... ♪ 31 00:01:33,320 --> 00:01:34,454 _ 32 00:01:34,689 --> 00:01:38,485 _ 33 00:01:38,486 --> 00:01:39,786 _ 34 00:01:39,840 --> 00:01:42,159 ♪ Laughs and jokes around 35 00:01:42,160 --> 00:01:44,039 ♪ Remember cuddles in the kitchen 36 00:01:44,040 --> 00:01:46,599 ♪ Yeah, to get things off the ground _ 37 00:01:46,600 --> 00:01:48,479 ♪ And it was... ♪ 38 00:01:48,480 --> 00:01:50,079 Mind turning the music off? 39 00:01:50,080 --> 00:01:52,239 OK. 40 00:01:52,240 --> 00:01:54,359 Joe. 41 00:01:54,360 --> 00:01:56,599 ♪ But it's right hard 42 00:01:56,600 --> 00:01:58,919 ♪ To remember that On a day like today 43 00:01:58,920 --> 00:02:00,719 ♪ When you're all argumentative 44 00:02:00,720 --> 00:02:02,279 ♪ And you've got your face on. ♪ 45 00:02:02,280 --> 00:02:04,399 Sorry, he's upset. He likes to sing. 46 00:02:04,400 --> 00:02:06,159 He was wandering down the road. 47 00:02:06,160 --> 00:02:08,319 We're taking him back to his parents. 48 00:02:08,320 --> 00:02:10,199 So he's not actually your child? 49 00:02:10,200 --> 00:02:13,799 No. We were just giving him a lift home. 50 00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:17,119 Would you wait there a moment, please? Two-five to control... 51 00:02:17,120 --> 00:02:19,620 _ 52 00:02:19,649 --> 00:02:20,649 _ 53 00:02:25,040 --> 00:02:26,479 Yeah, it's a light-blue Transit. 54 00:02:26,480 --> 00:02:31,159 It's Mike, Delta, Zero, Four, X-ray, Foxtrot, Foxtrot. 55 00:02:31,160 --> 00:02:32,600 Yeah... 56 00:02:40,520 --> 00:02:42,000 - Morning. - Oh, God. 57 00:02:56,280 --> 00:03:00,079 No, come on, it's too early for that. 58 00:03:00,080 --> 00:03:01,839 I know. 59 00:03:01,840 --> 00:03:02,999 Let's try for twins. 60 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:05,280 I don't think biology works that way. 61 00:03:08,600 --> 00:03:10,719 No. Come on, no. 62 00:03:10,720 --> 00:03:13,159 - That's Stuart dropping Becky off. - Oh, God. 63 00:03:13,160 --> 00:03:15,359 Him and his car horn - sounds like a twat. 64 00:03:15,360 --> 00:03:17,639 Now, now, don't start. 65 00:03:17,640 --> 00:03:18,999 I'm sorry we're here so early. 66 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:20,999 I forgot the roads were so empty around here. 67 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:23,639 Surely the crowds gathered at the roadside to 68 00:03:23,640 --> 00:03:25,519 - catch a glimpse of you(!) - Same old Alison. 69 00:03:25,520 --> 00:03:27,999 Well, there's a sight I don't want to see any time soon. 70 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:31,479 Look at my new sister. Isn't she cute? 71 00:03:31,480 --> 00:03:33,119 - Hi, Paul. Are you all right? - Hey. 72 00:03:33,120 --> 00:03:34,719 What is it about Alison? 73 00:03:34,720 --> 00:03:37,279 She always manages to find a man to run around after her. 74 00:03:39,360 --> 00:03:41,879 Rebecca tells me you're opening the restaurant soon. 75 00:03:41,880 --> 00:03:43,999 - Gastro-pub. - Yeah, not long, now. 76 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:46,479 The chef's doing his first cook-ups today, so... 77 00:03:46,480 --> 00:03:49,039 It's very brave - pubs are closing left, right and centre. 78 00:03:49,040 --> 00:03:51,159 - It's a gastro-pub. - Paul knows what he's doing. 79 00:03:51,160 --> 00:03:52,319 I'm not saying he doesn't, 80 00:03:52,320 --> 00:03:55,319 I'm just saying it's a difficult time to be opening anything up. 81 00:03:55,320 --> 00:03:57,239 Especially in this conversation. 82 00:03:57,240 --> 00:03:58,719 Paul's done his research. 83 00:03:58,720 --> 00:04:01,359 It's a great location, great chef, locally sourced produce. 84 00:04:01,360 --> 00:04:03,599 You don't know he's a great chef, yet, though, do you? 85 00:04:03,600 --> 00:04:06,679 I mean, if he's only just doing his first cook-ups. 86 00:04:06,680 --> 00:04:08,479 How's the caravan business, Stuart? 87 00:04:08,480 --> 00:04:10,239 Camper van? Thriving, yeah. 88 00:04:10,240 --> 00:04:11,599 It's just gone mad, actually. 89 00:04:11,600 --> 00:04:13,079 A load of middle-aged couples, 90 00:04:13,080 --> 00:04:15,359 going off to festivals after the kids have left home. 91 00:04:15,360 --> 00:04:18,599 Well, with your ever-growing family, you're going to need it? 92 00:04:18,600 --> 00:04:20,839 Hey, who says I'll stop at four? Life is an adventure. 93 00:04:20,840 --> 00:04:23,399 Married, still young - if I have more kids, then so be it. 94 00:04:23,400 --> 00:04:25,799 - I'll race you to five. - Yeah? Five kids? Really? 95 00:04:25,800 --> 00:04:27,079 Who are you marrying next(?) 96 00:04:27,080 --> 00:04:29,119 Dad said that he's going to get me a camper van 97 00:04:29,120 --> 00:04:31,279 when I've passed my driving test. How cool is that? 98 00:04:31,280 --> 00:04:33,359 Ooh, yeah, very cool. 99 00:04:33,360 --> 00:04:34,839 Very cool. 100 00:04:34,840 --> 00:04:36,919 Maybe a bit big for your first car, do you think? 101 00:04:36,920 --> 00:04:39,319 Not a camper van per se, but I'd rather have her driving 102 00:04:39,320 --> 00:04:41,479 something than hanging around bus stops at night. 103 00:04:41,480 --> 00:04:43,239 She'll have something to drive, Stuart. 104 00:04:43,240 --> 00:04:45,319 - You don't need to worry about that. - Right. 105 00:04:45,320 --> 00:04:47,039 Are you going to get me a car, really? 106 00:04:47,040 --> 00:04:49,159 - No... No promises. - Well, we'll... You know.. 107 00:04:49,160 --> 00:04:51,119 - No, we'll talk about it. - We'll try but... 108 00:04:51,120 --> 00:04:53,599 Sorry, Rebecca hadn't mentioned anything about that. 109 00:04:53,600 --> 00:04:55,359 I don't want to tread on anyone's toes. 110 00:04:55,360 --> 00:04:57,799 No, you're not treading on anyone's toes. 111 00:04:57,800 --> 00:05:01,119 - Right, that's me off. OK, nice to see you again, Stuart. - Yeah. 112 00:05:01,120 --> 00:05:02,679 Becca, back to reality I think. 113 00:05:02,680 --> 00:05:04,999 You know you've got a tonne of homework to do, I think. 114 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:07,039 OK. 115 00:05:07,040 --> 00:05:11,759 Two of my three favourite girls in the world. Yeah, you. You. 116 00:05:11,760 --> 00:05:14,400 This one! 117 00:05:18,040 --> 00:05:19,959 No, I'm glad you had a nice time. 118 00:05:19,960 --> 00:05:21,759 I always do with Dad. 119 00:05:21,760 --> 00:05:24,239 Well, you hardly see him - the novelty helps. 120 00:05:24,240 --> 00:05:27,239 Trust me, the less you see of Stuart, the more you love him. 121 00:05:27,240 --> 00:05:28,679 Mum! 122 00:05:28,680 --> 00:05:32,079 I'm sorry. No, I'm glad you had a nice time with your dad. 123 00:05:32,080 --> 00:05:35,399 He can't be all bad. I mean, look how lovely you are. 124 00:05:35,400 --> 00:05:38,319 Although, I think that might be nurture more than nature. 125 00:05:38,320 --> 00:05:40,919 You're doing it again! 126 00:05:40,920 --> 00:05:43,159 It might not seem like it, but you being happy - 127 00:05:43,160 --> 00:05:45,640 it's the most important thing in the world. 128 00:05:48,920 --> 00:05:51,400 Apart from Joe coming home in a police car. 129 00:06:00,720 --> 00:06:02,519 Maya's not Polish? 130 00:06:02,520 --> 00:06:04,559 I'm sorry, of course she's Polish. 131 00:06:04,560 --> 00:06:05,719 It turns out not. 132 00:06:05,720 --> 00:06:08,159 She came from the Ukraine on a short-term study visa 133 00:06:08,160 --> 00:06:10,799 - and she's overstayed it by seven months. - No, no, no, that's... 134 00:06:10,800 --> 00:06:13,279 This isn't right. She's Polish. She's... she's legal. 135 00:06:13,280 --> 00:06:16,639 She's like part of our family. She helps out with Joe. 136 00:06:16,640 --> 00:06:18,639 Is that in a paid capacity? 137 00:06:18,640 --> 00:06:21,239 No, it's... No... 138 00:06:21,240 --> 00:06:23,359 It's... No, it's not in a paid capacity. 139 00:06:23,360 --> 00:06:25,599 She's the girlfriend of the lad at my dad's brewery. 140 00:06:25,600 --> 00:06:28,159 She's interested in teaching so she helps out now and... 141 00:06:28,160 --> 00:06:30,839 Where is she now? I need to get Joe to school. 142 00:06:30,840 --> 00:06:33,479 She's been taken to the police station to be interviewed. 143 00:06:33,480 --> 00:06:36,759 She is being held in a police station? Here? 144 00:06:36,760 --> 00:06:39,919 - This can't be happening. - They'll assess if she's at risk of fleeing 145 00:06:39,920 --> 00:06:42,719 and, if not, they'll start the process of her being removed 146 00:06:42,720 --> 00:06:45,399 or, more likely, going home voluntarily. 147 00:06:45,400 --> 00:06:46,839 No, she's not going anywhere. 148 00:06:46,840 --> 00:06:48,639 I don't think that's for you to say, madam. 149 00:06:48,640 --> 00:06:50,679 - Who's your senior officer? - Inspector Herd. 150 00:06:50,680 --> 00:06:53,199 OK, Bob Herd. 151 00:06:53,200 --> 00:06:54,319 Great. OK. 152 00:06:54,320 --> 00:06:55,799 Inspector Herd. 153 00:06:55,800 --> 00:06:58,439 We'll just go and see Bob. He'll sort this out. 154 00:06:58,440 --> 00:06:59,999 It doesn't work like that, madam. 155 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:01,079 It does work like that. 156 00:07:01,080 --> 00:07:04,159 Believe me, for me, it very much works like that. 157 00:07:04,160 --> 00:07:05,640 Come on, Joe. 158 00:07:06,960 --> 00:07:10,319 - Everything OK? - Yeah, fine. PC Plum turned up in person. 159 00:07:10,320 --> 00:07:13,319 - Listen, would you be able to take Joe to school? - I'm already late. 160 00:07:13,320 --> 00:07:15,479 Well, even better - look, now you've got an excuse. 161 00:07:15,480 --> 00:07:18,319 Joe, will you go with Nicola, love? Joe, go with Nicola. OK? 162 00:07:18,320 --> 00:07:20,279 OK. 163 00:07:20,280 --> 00:07:22,919 Did you manage to talk to Paul? 164 00:07:22,920 --> 00:07:25,359 I've got one or two other things on my mind right now. 165 00:07:25,360 --> 00:07:26,840 See you later. 166 00:07:31,360 --> 00:07:34,999 Yeah, I know. Here she is. 167 00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:37,279 What? Slumming it today, then? 168 00:07:37,280 --> 00:07:39,719 - His car knocked out. - You mean it broke down? 169 00:07:39,720 --> 00:07:41,639 It's going to cost bare money to repair 170 00:07:41,640 --> 00:07:44,279 and he ain't got it right now. 171 00:07:44,280 --> 00:07:47,079 OK, why are you talking in that weird way? 172 00:07:47,080 --> 00:07:50,439 People change. Get over it. 173 00:07:50,440 --> 00:07:52,359 What's wrong with it? 174 00:07:52,360 --> 00:07:54,879 The car, not the accent. 175 00:07:54,880 --> 00:07:57,159 Probably all that wanking you were both doing in it 176 00:07:57,160 --> 00:07:58,319 wrecked the suspension. 177 00:07:58,320 --> 00:08:00,639 He'd know about that. 178 00:08:00,640 --> 00:08:03,919 I'm not sure that repartee is your strong suit, Dan. 179 00:08:03,920 --> 00:08:06,159 Rebecca would know about it, too, from what I hear. 180 00:08:06,160 --> 00:08:07,479 What? 181 00:08:07,480 --> 00:08:09,959 Calm down, Becky. 182 00:08:09,960 --> 00:08:13,439 I mean, from what Luke tells me, I couldn't keep up with you, anyway. 183 00:08:13,440 --> 00:08:16,439 Who else have you told? 184 00:08:16,440 --> 00:08:18,079 Is that your mum? 185 00:08:18,080 --> 00:08:20,319 "Your mum"? Now you really are scraping the barrel. 186 00:08:20,320 --> 00:08:22,800 No, your mum, there. 187 00:08:34,080 --> 00:08:36,279 Dad, can you give me a call when you get this, please? 188 00:08:36,280 --> 00:08:37,559 I'm at the police station. 189 00:08:37,560 --> 00:08:39,919 Maya's been detained. Some immigration nonsense. 190 00:08:39,920 --> 00:08:43,719 Or, better still, can you ring your mate Bob Herd? Inspector Herd. 191 00:08:43,720 --> 00:08:45,039 Thanks. 192 00:08:45,040 --> 00:08:46,679 Inspector Herd's in meetings all day. 193 00:08:46,680 --> 00:08:48,560 Yeah, thank you. I'll wait. 194 00:08:52,240 --> 00:08:55,320 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight... 195 00:08:59,560 --> 00:09:02,519 I think you're going to school now. 196 00:09:02,520 --> 00:09:04,439 Bye. 197 00:09:04,440 --> 00:09:06,359 "I am packing you an extra pair of shoes - 198 00:09:06,360 --> 00:09:08,799 and your angry eyes, just in case." 199 00:09:08,800 --> 00:09:11,280 Mrs Potato Head, Toy Story 2. 200 00:09:55,920 --> 00:09:58,599 I can't really help right now, Alison. 201 00:09:58,600 --> 00:10:00,479 I'm 14 blood samples behind. 202 00:10:00,480 --> 00:10:03,239 'Yeah, I just thought that you could get a GP's letter supporting 203 00:10:03,240 --> 00:10:07,759 - her right to remain on medical grounds. - Well... 204 00:10:07,760 --> 00:10:09,639 I'll try, but it's a long shot. 205 00:10:09,640 --> 00:10:12,359 Can't you just write it and get your prick of a boss to sign it? 206 00:10:12,360 --> 00:10:14,600 Her prick of a boss can actually read! 207 00:10:16,200 --> 00:10:17,839 Oh, God. 208 00:10:17,840 --> 00:10:19,679 Sorry about that. 209 00:10:19,680 --> 00:10:21,599 She wasn't being gratuitously offensive - 210 00:10:21,600 --> 00:10:23,519 she really does just think you're a prick. 211 00:10:23,520 --> 00:10:25,719 Fair enough. What about you? 212 00:10:25,720 --> 00:10:27,919 I don't really have a strong opinion either way. 213 00:10:27,920 --> 00:10:30,279 I'll count that as a result. You're late. 214 00:10:30,280 --> 00:10:31,519 Georgie! 215 00:10:31,520 --> 00:10:34,479 There's a GP trainee post just turned up in a mate's practice. 216 00:10:34,480 --> 00:10:35,999 You should give them a call. 217 00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:38,399 Georgie? 218 00:10:38,400 --> 00:10:39,479 Are you sacking me? 219 00:10:39,480 --> 00:10:41,239 I will, if that's what it takes to stop you 220 00:10:41,240 --> 00:10:42,759 wasting your talent in this place. 221 00:10:42,760 --> 00:10:44,239 You know that isn't how it works. 222 00:10:44,240 --> 00:10:46,399 I need to apply for an Inter-Deanery Transfer. 223 00:10:46,400 --> 00:10:47,999 Blah-blah-blah, official, yawn. 224 00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:51,839 Let's just say I have connections, if you want it. 225 00:10:51,840 --> 00:10:53,279 It's in Stockport. 226 00:10:53,280 --> 00:10:55,239 It is, indeed, and, as you are now used to rain, 227 00:10:55,240 --> 00:10:57,159 it shouldn't be too much of a culture shock. 228 00:10:57,160 --> 00:10:59,319 This isn't about the phone call just now? 229 00:10:59,320 --> 00:11:02,199 No. Call him, you'll get on. 230 00:11:02,200 --> 00:11:04,079 He's less of a prick than me, 231 00:11:04,080 --> 00:11:06,120 and Stockport has a hat museum. 232 00:11:08,240 --> 00:11:09,679 Thanks for seeing me, Bob. 233 00:11:09,680 --> 00:11:11,800 I'm not sure I had much choice, did I? 234 00:11:13,560 --> 00:11:16,799 - She's being released. - Great. Thank you. 235 00:11:16,800 --> 00:11:18,319 Thank you so much. 236 00:11:18,320 --> 00:11:22,919 She's coming to see us tomorrow to be issued with an IS-96 237 00:11:22,920 --> 00:11:26,240 and then she's agreed to go home to Ukraine. 238 00:11:27,480 --> 00:11:30,519 She agreed...? She can't have agreed. That's... 239 00:11:30,520 --> 00:11:32,159 Can't she appeal? 240 00:11:32,160 --> 00:11:33,359 If she appeals, 241 00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:37,399 we are obliged to investigate how she's been supporting herself. 242 00:11:37,400 --> 00:11:39,319 Why are you saying it like that? 243 00:11:41,640 --> 00:11:43,560 How's Maurice? 244 00:11:44,840 --> 00:11:49,639 He's... he's well, yeah. He's... 245 00:11:49,640 --> 00:11:53,519 He's up a hill somewhere, raising sheep, or else he'd be here, too. 246 00:11:53,520 --> 00:11:56,399 You do know there's nothing I can do, don't you? 247 00:11:56,400 --> 00:12:00,599 Look, I don't know what my dad's told you about Joe, his grandson. 248 00:12:00,600 --> 00:12:02,319 Nothing much, to tell the truth. 249 00:12:02,320 --> 00:12:04,879 There's a problem with his hearing, I think he said. 250 00:12:04,880 --> 00:12:10,279 That's right, yeah. It's a problem with his hearing, and Maya... 251 00:12:10,280 --> 00:12:12,999 She's brilliant with him. She's got childcare qualifications 252 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:14,759 - from her own country. - Poland or Ukraine? 253 00:12:14,760 --> 00:12:17,919 Does it matter? She's talented and she's unlocked something in Joe, 254 00:12:17,920 --> 00:12:21,639 and he's your mate's grandson, so... 255 00:12:21,640 --> 00:12:23,839 So? 256 00:12:23,840 --> 00:12:27,039 So you must be able to turn a blind eye, Bob. 257 00:12:27,040 --> 00:12:31,279 You can't seriously be asking me to break the law in a police station? 258 00:12:31,280 --> 00:12:33,639 I'm seriously asking you to forget your job for a minute 259 00:12:33,640 --> 00:12:35,279 and remember who you are. 260 00:12:35,280 --> 00:12:36,919 You're my dad's oldest mate. 261 00:12:36,920 --> 00:12:39,879 I'm seriously asking you to show some compassion, Bob. 262 00:12:39,880 --> 00:12:42,959 I show compassion every day of my working life. 263 00:12:42,960 --> 00:12:45,479 Maurice has always done all right by you, hasn't he? 264 00:12:45,480 --> 00:12:47,799 The police Christmas party, the brewery, every year, 265 00:12:47,800 --> 00:12:49,439 all that free beer... 266 00:12:49,440 --> 00:12:52,479 Are you suggesting that all that free beer over the years was 267 00:12:52,480 --> 00:12:54,919 him buying goodwill in case he needed it later on? 268 00:12:54,920 --> 00:12:58,399 Are you telling me that you've never done a favour for a mate? 269 00:12:58,400 --> 00:13:01,239 I am already turning a blind eye to the fact that she was 270 00:13:01,240 --> 00:13:04,599 illegally working at the brewery and illegally working for you. 271 00:13:04,600 --> 00:13:07,479 If I flagged that up, she could be asked to pay back her wages 272 00:13:07,480 --> 00:13:10,519 and you and the brewery could be fined £10,000 apiece. 273 00:13:10,520 --> 00:13:12,679 Now, if I were you, I'd leave, 274 00:13:12,680 --> 00:13:15,319 while you still have an ounce of goodwill left 275 00:13:15,320 --> 00:13:16,920 in the bank of Bob Herd. 276 00:13:18,200 --> 00:13:20,879 The year my dad's had since my mum died... 277 00:13:20,880 --> 00:13:24,319 He's just finished grieving and you'd do this to his grandson? 278 00:13:24,320 --> 00:13:26,000 You're some fucking mate. 279 00:13:34,840 --> 00:13:38,199 It's not over, Maya. Believe me. 280 00:13:38,200 --> 00:13:42,279 I think it is over. I'm sorry. I should have told you. 281 00:13:42,280 --> 00:13:43,959 No, no, we'll appeal. 282 00:13:43,960 --> 00:13:46,999 If I appeal and lose, I won't be allowed back for ten years. 283 00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:48,479 Hey, what about David? 284 00:13:48,480 --> 00:13:49,839 What about him? 285 00:13:49,840 --> 00:13:51,999 Well, you already live together, don't you? 286 00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:53,959 Why don't you get married? 287 00:13:53,960 --> 00:13:55,239 Are you making a joke? 288 00:13:55,240 --> 00:13:56,879 No, he's an EU citizen. 289 00:13:56,880 --> 00:13:59,240 You obviously love each other. Why don't you marry him? 290 00:14:00,960 --> 00:14:02,600 Maybe one day... 291 00:14:03,960 --> 00:14:05,519 but in the future. 292 00:14:05,520 --> 00:14:10,359 Look, maybe that one day in the future is right now. 293 00:14:10,360 --> 00:14:12,319 Eh? 294 00:14:12,320 --> 00:14:13,599 Come on. 295 00:14:13,600 --> 00:14:14,919 You're insane. 296 00:14:14,920 --> 00:14:18,479 She isn't going to get married just cos you ask her to. 297 00:14:18,480 --> 00:14:20,439 I wouldn't be so sure about that. 298 00:14:20,440 --> 00:14:22,461 _ 299 00:14:23,021 --> 00:14:25,436 _ 300 00:14:25,506 --> 00:14:27,940 _ 301 00:14:28,620 --> 00:14:29,519 _ 302 00:14:29,520 --> 00:14:31,350 _ 303 00:14:32,354 --> 00:14:35,692 _ 304 00:14:35,975 --> 00:14:39,619 _ 305 00:14:39,971 --> 00:14:41,959 _ 306 00:14:42,387 --> 00:14:45,546 _ 307 00:14:49,528 --> 00:14:54,798 _ 308 00:14:55,120 --> 00:14:56,759 She's already broken the law 309 00:14:56,760 --> 00:14:58,839 and you want her to enter into a sham marriage? 310 00:14:58,840 --> 00:15:01,479 Not a sham marriage - a premature marriage. 311 00:15:01,480 --> 00:15:03,559 I got your messages. Is Joe all right? 312 00:15:03,560 --> 00:15:05,519 Yeah, yeah, he's at school. He's fine. 313 00:15:05,520 --> 00:15:07,879 It's Maya - she's being deported. 314 00:15:07,880 --> 00:15:10,639 - Shit. No. Why? - Yeah. 315 00:15:10,640 --> 00:15:13,239 - I have just got off the phone to Bob Herd. - And? 316 00:15:13,240 --> 00:15:15,839 And you're lucky he's a lovely fella who knows you're upset 317 00:15:15,840 --> 00:15:17,279 and are not making any sense. 318 00:15:17,280 --> 00:15:19,119 Well, did you ask if he can do anything? 319 00:15:19,120 --> 00:15:20,399 I did, as a matter of fact. 320 00:15:20,400 --> 00:15:22,679 I asked if he wouldn't charge you for trying to bribe 321 00:15:22,680 --> 00:15:25,039 a police officer, and that he'd accept your apology. 322 00:15:25,040 --> 00:15:26,679 When did you see Bob Herd? 323 00:15:26,680 --> 00:15:28,759 - I'm not apologising. - You are. You've got to. 324 00:15:28,760 --> 00:15:31,519 He's my best mate here, and you've just marched into that office 325 00:15:31,520 --> 00:15:33,159 and shat all over that friendship. 326 00:15:33,160 --> 00:15:36,119 - It's about the worst thing you could have done. - Not for Joe, it wasn't. 327 00:15:36,120 --> 00:15:38,839 For God's sake, there are more things in this world than Joe. 328 00:15:38,840 --> 00:15:40,679 - Not to me, there aren't! - There are, Alison. 329 00:15:40,680 --> 00:15:42,599 I know you don't want to hear it but there are. 330 00:15:42,600 --> 00:15:44,879 I'd love to stand here and argue with you all day, Dad, 331 00:15:44,880 --> 00:15:47,079 but I've got to get help from people that give a shit. 332 00:15:47,080 --> 00:15:49,079 Of course I give a shit. He's my grandson. 333 00:15:49,080 --> 00:15:51,919 I'm just saying, you can't expect everybody to do your bidding 334 00:15:51,920 --> 00:15:54,439 whenever you say the word "Joe". 335 00:15:54,440 --> 00:15:56,279 Oy! 336 00:15:56,280 --> 00:15:57,759 Alison! 337 00:15:57,760 --> 00:15:59,240 Alison. 338 00:16:03,760 --> 00:16:05,199 Nice, Maurice. 339 00:16:05,200 --> 00:16:08,279 Are you defending her? She tried to blackmail a police officer. 340 00:16:08,280 --> 00:16:10,599 Well, I think blackmail's a bit strong, isn't it? 341 00:16:10,600 --> 00:16:12,439 This is Bob Herd, we're talking about. 342 00:16:12,440 --> 00:16:15,079 He'd turn a blind eye to murder if there was a pint in it for him. 343 00:16:15,080 --> 00:16:16,119 She's out of control. 344 00:16:16,120 --> 00:16:18,759 She tries to fix everything by willing it to happen 345 00:16:18,760 --> 00:16:20,159 or shouting about it! 346 00:16:20,160 --> 00:16:22,440 I wonder where she gets that from(!) 347 00:16:27,240 --> 00:16:28,519 This is all your fault. 348 00:16:28,520 --> 00:16:30,959 What were you thinking of, hiring a bloody Ukrainian? 349 00:16:30,960 --> 00:16:34,319 Everyone thought she was Polish. 350 00:16:34,320 --> 00:16:37,479 I see you're having this new conditioning vessel installed. 351 00:16:37,480 --> 00:16:40,239 Yeah, I took an informed decision and went against your advice. 352 00:16:40,240 --> 00:16:42,759 Well, I know that, that's why I had a word with the supplier, 353 00:16:42,760 --> 00:16:44,719 and made sure you weren't being made a mug of. 354 00:16:44,720 --> 00:16:46,800 What? You did what? 355 00:16:49,320 --> 00:16:50,799 You can't do it, can you? 356 00:16:50,800 --> 00:16:52,800 You just can't let it go! 357 00:16:55,680 --> 00:16:59,120 Do you know what? I'm not sure that this is working out. 358 00:17:00,600 --> 00:17:03,639 - Right. - I don't know. You know, round peg, square hole. 359 00:17:03,640 --> 00:17:06,439 You might want to think about looking for something else. 360 00:17:06,440 --> 00:17:07,999 Yeah. 361 00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:09,239 I agree. 362 00:17:09,240 --> 00:17:10,319 What? 363 00:17:10,320 --> 00:17:13,319 You may not have noticed, but I actually like it here 364 00:17:13,320 --> 00:17:16,599 and, to my surprise and yours, I'm actually good at it. 365 00:17:16,600 --> 00:17:19,439 Not just the rebranding, the internet stuff, the marketing, 366 00:17:19,440 --> 00:17:21,399 but the actual brewing - 367 00:17:21,400 --> 00:17:24,159 the science, the precision, the magic. 368 00:17:24,160 --> 00:17:26,559 You don't need to tell me about that. I've lived it. 369 00:17:26,560 --> 00:17:29,199 I know, and that's the problem. 370 00:17:29,200 --> 00:17:32,279 Dad, what's clear is that one of us has to walk away from this, 371 00:17:32,280 --> 00:17:35,279 and it's never going to be you. 372 00:17:35,280 --> 00:17:37,319 A couple of people I know from uni approached me 373 00:17:37,320 --> 00:17:38,399 when I first moved back. 374 00:17:38,400 --> 00:17:41,319 You know, people who actually think I might have something to offer. 375 00:17:41,320 --> 00:17:44,120 Crazy as it sounds, people who might believe in me. 376 00:17:45,280 --> 00:17:47,679 I see. I see. 377 00:17:47,680 --> 00:17:50,799 I gave up my job to give you something to do. 378 00:17:50,800 --> 00:17:54,279 You brew three ales and that's it. Brewing's done. Time to move on. 379 00:17:54,280 --> 00:17:56,599 It isn't working out. You just said so yourself. 380 00:17:56,600 --> 00:17:58,639 I said that because I'm pissed off with you. 381 00:17:58,640 --> 00:18:02,599 No, you said that cos you were pissed off with Alison. 382 00:18:02,600 --> 00:18:05,799 There is such a thing as being too clever, you know? 383 00:18:05,800 --> 00:18:08,439 I'm sure there is, but I don't think it's something either of us 384 00:18:08,440 --> 00:18:10,360 have to worry about any time soon. 385 00:18:18,280 --> 00:18:19,600 See you tomorrow. 386 00:18:22,920 --> 00:18:25,039 Can I... Can I have a word, Paul? 387 00:18:25,040 --> 00:18:26,079 Yeah. Yeah. 388 00:18:26,080 --> 00:18:29,719 Just so you know, Joe - he seemed a bit off today. 389 00:18:29,720 --> 00:18:31,439 I couldn't get him to join in at all, 390 00:18:31,440 --> 00:18:33,719 not even with the activities he likes. 391 00:18:33,720 --> 00:18:36,119 Maybe he's feeling a bit under the weather. 392 00:18:36,120 --> 00:18:37,759 Yeah, it'll be nothing. 393 00:18:37,760 --> 00:18:40,520 - I just thought you'd like to know. - OK. Thank you. 394 00:18:42,840 --> 00:18:44,719 Hiya, Mozart. 395 00:18:44,720 --> 00:18:46,360 Hey? Come on. 396 00:18:49,160 --> 00:18:51,120 Perfect. Come on. 397 00:18:54,600 --> 00:18:56,319 There he is. 398 00:18:56,320 --> 00:19:00,919 Eddie, a bit of bad news on the beer front, I'm afraid. 399 00:19:00,920 --> 00:19:03,279 - Yeah? - Yeah, the builders have just told me that 400 00:19:03,280 --> 00:19:05,359 the plumbing behind the bar is not going to be 401 00:19:05,360 --> 00:19:08,359 ready in time for the draught ales, so it's going to have to be bottled. 402 00:19:08,360 --> 00:19:09,520 Fair enough. 403 00:19:10,520 --> 00:19:13,919 Look, I'm sorry, mate. I know how much you put into that special. 404 00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:16,159 It's only beer. 405 00:19:16,160 --> 00:19:18,119 Right, good, good. 406 00:19:18,120 --> 00:19:20,319 How's Joe, since his trauma this morning? 407 00:19:20,320 --> 00:19:22,239 Trauma? 408 00:19:22,240 --> 00:19:24,280 Yeah, he's absolutely fine. 409 00:19:26,480 --> 00:19:27,840 Joe? 410 00:19:32,280 --> 00:19:35,919 Me and your uncle Eddie, we once had a ride in the back of a police car, 411 00:19:35,920 --> 00:19:38,039 when we were young lads, didn't we, Ed? 412 00:19:38,040 --> 00:19:39,759 A bit older, maybe. 413 00:19:39,760 --> 00:19:41,799 All done, now, though? 414 00:19:41,800 --> 00:19:45,199 That's the main thing, isn't it? 415 00:19:45,200 --> 00:19:46,520 Come on, then. 416 00:19:48,200 --> 00:19:50,479 I think he's forgotten it even happened. 417 00:19:50,480 --> 00:19:53,479 No point making a big deal about it, get him upset... 418 00:19:53,480 --> 00:19:56,359 - "Least said, soonest mended," and all that. - Yeah, sure. 419 00:19:56,360 --> 00:19:58,399 - Come on, then, Joe. - After the morning I've had, 420 00:19:58,400 --> 00:20:00,040 I think it should be the family motto. 421 00:20:02,040 --> 00:20:05,279 Maya won't be coming to play with you for a little while. 422 00:20:05,280 --> 00:20:08,839 She's got to go home. And be with her mum for a bit. 423 00:20:08,840 --> 00:20:10,039 Yes. 424 00:20:10,040 --> 00:20:14,039 And that might make you sad but Maya will come back. 425 00:20:14,040 --> 00:20:15,159 Yes. 426 00:20:15,160 --> 00:20:16,879 Do you understand, Joe? 427 00:20:16,880 --> 00:20:18,920 Let me see, now... 428 00:20:20,200 --> 00:20:22,439 Yes. 429 00:20:22,440 --> 00:20:26,439 And Maya's going to come round and say goodbye to you before she goes. 430 00:20:26,440 --> 00:20:28,519 Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye! 431 00:20:28,520 --> 00:20:30,039 Joe, can you try and look at me? 432 00:20:30,040 --> 00:20:31,919 Does he need to look at you, love? He gets it. 433 00:20:31,920 --> 00:20:35,519 Love, do you get it? Maya is not going to be here with you any more. 434 00:20:35,520 --> 00:20:37,479 Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye! 435 00:20:37,480 --> 00:20:40,120 I think he gets it. There you go. 436 00:20:53,560 --> 00:20:55,079 I know you like to bury everything, 437 00:20:55,080 --> 00:20:57,039 but Joe needs to understand what's going on. 438 00:20:57,040 --> 00:21:00,599 What if he understands perfectly and he's OK with it? 439 00:21:00,600 --> 00:21:02,839 He can't be OK with it. He has a bond with Maya. 440 00:21:02,840 --> 00:21:04,879 I don't want him to panic when she's not around. 441 00:21:04,880 --> 00:21:06,719 It sounds like it's you that's panicking. 442 00:21:06,720 --> 00:21:08,759 I spend my whole life panicking. 443 00:21:08,760 --> 00:21:10,319 Are we doing the right thing? 444 00:21:10,320 --> 00:21:11,839 Can we ever do the right thing? 445 00:21:11,840 --> 00:21:14,999 Then there's Rebecca, us, the diner, the restaurant, 446 00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:17,559 the baby you want so badly... 447 00:21:17,560 --> 00:21:18,839 The baby WE want so badly. 448 00:21:18,840 --> 00:21:22,479 I don't panic when Joe is with Maya, so, yes, I am. 449 00:21:22,480 --> 00:21:24,039 I'm terrified that Maya's leaving. 450 00:21:24,040 --> 00:21:25,959 The baby WE want so badly. 451 00:21:25,960 --> 00:21:28,279 That's what I said! 452 00:21:35,440 --> 00:21:37,959 But there's only one good way of dealing with boys' gossip. 453 00:21:37,960 --> 00:21:39,519 Ignore it, I know. 454 00:21:39,520 --> 00:21:42,239 Ignore it? No. 455 00:21:42,240 --> 00:21:43,759 Avenge it. 456 00:21:43,760 --> 00:21:44,959 Really? 457 00:21:44,960 --> 00:21:47,200 Get Luke on his own and intimidate him. 458 00:21:48,480 --> 00:21:51,879 How am I going to do that, though? He chucked me. 459 00:21:51,880 --> 00:21:54,719 Use something personal and hurtful 460 00:21:54,720 --> 00:21:56,999 and make it count. 461 00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:58,799 What if I... 462 00:21:58,800 --> 00:22:01,319 I don't know, make it worse? 463 00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:03,679 He's a teenage boy. 464 00:22:03,680 --> 00:22:05,839 You know, he's 20 times more insecure than you, 465 00:22:05,840 --> 00:22:08,199 despite the monkey walk and big shoulders. 466 00:22:08,200 --> 00:22:09,759 I'm sure you'll think of something. 467 00:22:09,760 --> 00:22:12,279 Well, monkey walk and big shoulders isn't a bad start. 468 00:22:12,280 --> 00:22:14,799 You make sure you scare that little shit of an ex-boyfriend 469 00:22:14,800 --> 00:22:18,839 from turning you into masturbation fodder for his virgin mates. 470 00:22:18,840 --> 00:22:20,480 Don't let me down. 471 00:22:35,160 --> 00:22:36,279 Louise. 472 00:22:36,280 --> 00:22:37,320 Maurice. 473 00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:42,639 Are you here for open mike night? 474 00:22:42,640 --> 00:22:44,519 No, no. 475 00:22:44,520 --> 00:22:47,440 Well, for what it's worth, I think you're ready. 476 00:22:48,640 --> 00:22:50,360 I'm just having a drink with a pal. 477 00:22:52,880 --> 00:22:54,480 Well... 478 00:22:58,320 --> 00:23:01,519 When you said your Alison wanted to apologise, 479 00:23:01,520 --> 00:23:04,679 I thought you meant that Alison would actually be here in person, 480 00:23:04,680 --> 00:23:05,999 apologising. 481 00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:08,680 Don't be a stickler, Bob. Just enjoy your pint. 482 00:23:09,920 --> 00:23:11,400 Fair enough. 483 00:23:13,400 --> 00:23:15,559 I'm sorry about Alison. I really am. 484 00:23:15,560 --> 00:23:17,119 She's a bit of an hothead. 485 00:23:17,120 --> 00:23:19,880 Yeah, well, she was desperate. I could see that. 486 00:23:23,360 --> 00:23:26,039 Have you got something going with that milf music teacher 487 00:23:26,040 --> 00:23:27,439 with the backward lad? 488 00:23:27,440 --> 00:23:31,679 - She keeps looking over. - Yeah, well, there's a reason for that. 489 00:23:31,680 --> 00:23:33,800 Oh, yeah? Dark horse! 490 00:23:40,600 --> 00:23:41,919 I can't stay long. 491 00:23:41,920 --> 00:23:45,119 - What have you been saying to your mates about me and you? - Nothing. 492 00:23:45,120 --> 00:23:48,079 Well, from what Dan said to me this morning, I don't think that's true. 493 00:23:48,080 --> 00:23:50,359 You didn't tell me it was supposed to be a secret. 494 00:23:50,360 --> 00:23:51,759 It's not a secret, it's private, 495 00:23:51,760 --> 00:23:54,199 and, despite your new off-the-peg stupid act, 496 00:23:54,200 --> 00:23:56,519 I thought you'd have known the difference. 497 00:23:56,520 --> 00:23:58,439 It's not really that big a deal, is it? 498 00:23:58,440 --> 00:24:01,159 I won't be masturbation fodder for your virgin mates. 499 00:24:01,160 --> 00:24:03,000 It's a bit late for that now. 500 00:24:05,120 --> 00:24:08,039 I just thought you should note that my auntie's a doctor 501 00:24:08,040 --> 00:24:10,639 - at Dr Graves' surgery. - So? 502 00:24:10,640 --> 00:24:13,959 So she has access to everyone's medical records, including yours, 503 00:24:13,960 --> 00:24:15,559 so if there's anything in there 504 00:24:15,560 --> 00:24:17,719 that you don't want the whole town to know about, 505 00:24:17,720 --> 00:24:21,999 I'd be a bit more careful about what you say about me. 506 00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:23,959 I feel like I don't know you any more. 507 00:24:23,960 --> 00:24:26,399 Well, that's good, cos I'd rather you didn't. 508 00:24:31,080 --> 00:24:33,359 It wasn't a serious thing, you know. 509 00:24:33,360 --> 00:24:35,879 Louise was the first woman I'd had anything to do with 510 00:24:35,880 --> 00:24:37,439 since I lost Sandra. 511 00:24:37,440 --> 00:24:39,999 Well, don't play it down. It's still a result. 512 00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:44,279 I think maybe I just wanted to know that life moves on after all. 513 00:24:44,280 --> 00:24:46,999 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, I get that. 514 00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:49,559 To tell you the truth, being with someone else, 515 00:24:49,560 --> 00:24:51,919 you know, holding someone else like that, 516 00:24:51,920 --> 00:24:54,439 I still felt lonely. 517 00:24:54,440 --> 00:24:56,680 It made me miss Sandra more, not less. 518 00:24:59,440 --> 00:25:01,399 Everything about it felt wrong. 519 00:25:01,400 --> 00:25:04,679 There's nothing like a bit of wrong to get the juices flowing? 520 00:25:04,680 --> 00:25:07,159 Bloody hell. I'm opening my heart to you, here, Bob. 521 00:25:07,160 --> 00:25:09,679 I know. You're scaring me. 522 00:25:09,680 --> 00:25:11,760 Come on, I'm only having a laugh. 523 00:25:13,240 --> 00:25:17,159 So, is it definitely over between you and her, then? 524 00:25:17,160 --> 00:25:19,719 Yeah. I'd say so. 525 00:25:19,720 --> 00:25:22,200 So, how would you feel if I asked her out? 526 00:25:24,400 --> 00:25:27,119 Fine. Yeah. 527 00:25:27,120 --> 00:25:28,959 - Yeah? - Yeah. 528 00:25:28,960 --> 00:25:31,319 - Yeah? - Absolutely. What are we? 529 00:25:31,320 --> 00:25:35,239 A couple of teenagers riding up and down outside her house on our bikes? 530 00:25:35,240 --> 00:25:37,199 After a decent interval, obviously. 531 00:25:37,200 --> 00:25:39,120 Obviously. It goes without saying. 532 00:25:42,920 --> 00:25:46,319 ♪ ..To talk with, all by myself 533 00:25:46,320 --> 00:25:48,159 ♪ No-one to walk with 534 00:25:48,160 --> 00:25:50,599 ♪ But I'm happy on the shelf 535 00:25:50,600 --> 00:25:53,039 ♪ Ain't misbehaving 536 00:25:53,040 --> 00:25:56,320 ♪ Saving my love for you 537 00:25:59,520 --> 00:26:01,639 ♪ I know for certain 538 00:26:01,640 --> 00:26:03,479 ♪ The one I love 539 00:26:03,480 --> 00:26:05,119 ♪ I'm through with flirtin' 540 00:26:05,120 --> 00:26:07,879 ♪ It's just you that I'm thinkin' of 541 00:26:07,880 --> 00:26:10,039 ♪ Ain't misbehavin' Ain't misbehaving 542 00:26:10,040 --> 00:26:14,440 ♪ Savin' all my love for you Savin' my love for you. ♪ 543 00:26:18,080 --> 00:26:20,159 Joe, look at the photo. Who's that? 544 00:26:20,160 --> 00:26:22,159 - Who's that? - Has anyone seen my English book? 545 00:26:22,160 --> 00:26:23,479 - No. - Anyone? 546 00:26:23,480 --> 00:26:27,639 Joe, it's Maya, isn't it? You know Maya. 547 00:26:27,640 --> 00:26:29,839 She's going to be going away. 548 00:26:29,840 --> 00:26:31,320 Does that make you sad? 549 00:26:32,680 --> 00:26:35,119 It makes me sad, yes. 550 00:26:35,120 --> 00:26:36,840 Does it really? 551 00:26:40,480 --> 00:26:43,879 Joe, Joe, do you understand that Maya is going to be going away? 552 00:26:43,880 --> 00:26:45,159 Has anyone seen my pen? 553 00:26:45,160 --> 00:26:46,759 Oh, for God's sake! 554 00:26:46,760 --> 00:26:48,199 For God's sake. 555 00:26:48,200 --> 00:26:49,959 Hey, Joe, Joe... 556 00:26:49,960 --> 00:26:51,439 - Rebecca. - I know you're upset. 557 00:26:51,440 --> 00:26:53,359 Yeah, you know, this is hard for you. 558 00:26:53,360 --> 00:26:56,279 ♪ Lost your love of life? Too much apple pie 559 00:26:56,280 --> 00:26:58,799 ♪ Have you lost your love of life? 560 00:26:58,800 --> 00:27:00,519 ♪ Too much apple pie. ♪ 561 00:27:02,600 --> 00:27:06,560 ♪ And now Ari's walked away with Johnny's wife 562 00:27:08,400 --> 00:27:11,719 ♪ You've got to pick some people up 563 00:27:11,720 --> 00:27:15,079 ♪ You've got to let some people go 564 00:27:15,080 --> 00:27:18,479 ♪ But if Lee's name does come up 565 00:27:18,480 --> 00:27:21,079 ♪ Well, I really want to know 566 00:27:21,080 --> 00:27:26,680 ♪ Because everybody loves a TV show... ♪ 567 00:28:08,960 --> 00:28:11,120 Yeah! 568 00:28:25,080 --> 00:28:28,479 - You're late. - Did you sleep with Bob Herd? 569 00:28:28,480 --> 00:28:30,119 No. 570 00:28:30,120 --> 00:28:31,280 Did you? 571 00:28:33,800 --> 00:28:37,359 I have another student booked after you, so we'll have to cut it short. 572 00:28:37,360 --> 00:28:41,519 ♪ Everybody loves a happy ending 573 00:28:41,520 --> 00:28:45,239 ♪ But we don't even try 574 00:28:45,240 --> 00:28:49,119 ♪ We go straight past pretending 575 00:28:49,120 --> 00:28:54,720 ♪ To the part where everybody loves to cry 576 00:28:56,200 --> 00:28:59,760 ♪ Indoor fireworks... ♪ 577 00:29:05,040 --> 00:29:06,840 That was fine. Why did you stop? 578 00:29:08,320 --> 00:29:09,959 Did you sleep with him? 579 00:29:09,960 --> 00:29:11,559 No, I did not! 580 00:29:11,560 --> 00:29:14,319 Then why was his car outside the pub this morning? 581 00:29:14,320 --> 00:29:17,079 Because he drank too much and, being a police inspector, 582 00:29:17,080 --> 00:29:19,679 he's more respectful than most of the drink-driving laws. 583 00:29:19,680 --> 00:29:21,679 Well, I know that's not true, for a start. 584 00:29:23,840 --> 00:29:27,320 We drank too much because we couldn't stop talking about you. 585 00:29:32,040 --> 00:29:33,760 Right. 586 00:29:42,520 --> 00:29:44,999 Dear me, Maurice, is this really still a thing? 587 00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:47,479 Aged 56, and you don't fancy me until your best mate has 588 00:29:47,480 --> 00:29:49,959 a crack at me, and then you decide you fancy me after all. 589 00:29:49,960 --> 00:29:52,279 Good God, does nothing change at all? 590 00:29:52,280 --> 00:29:53,799 I don't go much on analysis. 591 00:29:53,800 --> 00:29:55,079 Clearly. 592 00:29:55,080 --> 00:29:58,599 I'm sorry, I'm just very confused at the moment. 593 00:29:58,600 --> 00:30:01,079 Maurice, we've been to bed together a couple of times. 594 00:30:01,080 --> 00:30:02,479 We're not in a relationship. 595 00:30:02,480 --> 00:30:04,799 You don't get to tell me you're confused. 596 00:30:04,800 --> 00:30:06,319 You don't care about my feelings? 597 00:30:06,320 --> 00:30:08,759 I don't care enough about your feelings to torture myself 598 00:30:08,760 --> 00:30:10,959 trying to second-guess them. 599 00:30:10,960 --> 00:30:14,080 Now, are you going to sing or are you going to leave? 600 00:30:26,040 --> 00:30:32,160 ♪ We get to the part where I say that I'm gonna leave... ♪ 601 00:30:33,280 --> 00:30:34,919 I'll be back in ten minutes. I promise. 602 00:30:34,920 --> 00:30:36,879 You'd better be. I've got a life too, you know. 603 00:30:36,880 --> 00:30:38,719 I've got hot yoga for beginners at 2.30pm. 604 00:30:38,720 --> 00:30:40,879 Yeah, I'll be back, I said. 605 00:30:40,880 --> 00:30:44,560 Did you manage to talk to Paul about not wanting to get pregnant? 606 00:30:48,680 --> 00:30:51,199 When you take Joe for an appointment, 607 00:30:51,200 --> 00:30:54,599 do you notice all the parents for the other children? 608 00:30:54,600 --> 00:30:56,839 Mainly I notice the kids that are a lot worse than Joe 609 00:30:56,840 --> 00:30:59,159 and feel guilty that I'm pleased. 610 00:30:59,160 --> 00:31:02,039 Take a look at the parents next time, 611 00:31:02,040 --> 00:31:06,359 or just a mum or a dad... 612 00:31:06,360 --> 00:31:08,079 but never a couple. 613 00:31:08,080 --> 00:31:11,079 Nicola, you're clever, but you're not relationship clever. 614 00:31:11,080 --> 00:31:14,959 Paul and me - we're not the kind of couple that split up. 615 00:31:14,960 --> 00:31:17,320 Everyone thinks that until they do. 616 00:31:24,160 --> 00:31:25,480 Hey-o. 617 00:31:26,960 --> 00:31:28,759 Oof, a bit early, Dad. 618 00:31:28,760 --> 00:31:29,799 I need a stiff drink, 619 00:31:29,800 --> 00:31:32,279 in case my daughter starts telling me off again 620 00:31:32,280 --> 00:31:35,559 and, if pub food doesn't taste good with beer, then it's all over. 621 00:31:35,560 --> 00:31:37,639 Too right. Got to be big on flavour. 622 00:31:37,640 --> 00:31:39,319 I mean, you know, don't get me wrong, 623 00:31:39,320 --> 00:31:42,119 I like a skate wing as much as the next guy, just never on a pub menu. 624 00:31:42,120 --> 00:31:44,399 You're talking my language, Gary. 625 00:31:44,400 --> 00:31:46,759 - Stop taking over, Dad. - You won't know I'm here. 626 00:31:46,760 --> 00:31:49,479 - All right, then, herbed, baked fish, could be battered. - Right. 627 00:31:49,480 --> 00:31:50,799 What do you think? Yeah. 628 00:31:50,800 --> 00:31:52,639 Lamb stew, venison sausages... 629 00:31:52,640 --> 00:31:54,279 And a vegetarian option for them 630 00:31:54,280 --> 00:31:56,239 that want to spoil it for everybody else. 631 00:31:56,240 --> 00:31:57,359 All locally sourced. 632 00:31:57,360 --> 00:31:59,399 Mint cake and sheep shit are locally sourced - 633 00:31:59,400 --> 00:32:01,119 doesn't mean they should be on the menu. 634 00:32:01,120 --> 00:32:03,359 I thought we wouldn't know you were here, Maurice? 635 00:32:03,360 --> 00:32:04,679 Paul, I was thinking maybe one 636 00:32:04,680 --> 00:32:06,719 change before next week and then... 637 00:32:06,720 --> 00:32:10,040 - ...depending on the day... - Sorry, sorry, it's my son's school. Hello. 638 00:32:12,240 --> 00:32:16,519 - Right, OK. Yeah, half an hour? - Very good. - All right, bye. 639 00:32:16,520 --> 00:32:18,000 Sorry. 640 00:32:27,520 --> 00:32:31,599 I remember when a scallop meant a slice of potato in batter. 641 00:32:31,600 --> 00:32:34,439 - I want you to cut Eddie some slack. - On the scallop front? 642 00:32:34,440 --> 00:32:37,039 I realise that Eddie doesn't correspond to your traditional 643 00:32:37,040 --> 00:32:39,399 notion of masculinity and, therefore, you have issues 644 00:32:39,400 --> 00:32:42,199 around treating him as a grown-up, but it's got to stop, Maurice. 645 00:32:42,200 --> 00:32:44,999 - Whoa. Where has this come from? - You clearly have problems with him 646 00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:47,759 knowing about your burgeoning relationship with Louise and... 647 00:32:47,760 --> 00:32:49,999 There's no burgeoning going on of any description. 648 00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:51,039 That ship has sailed. 649 00:32:51,040 --> 00:32:54,039 It's over, whatever it was, and, secondly, 650 00:32:54,040 --> 00:32:56,359 I only ever rode Eddie to see that his heart was in it, 651 00:32:56,360 --> 00:32:58,279 and it turns out it isn't. 652 00:32:58,280 --> 00:32:59,639 What do you mean? 653 00:32:59,640 --> 00:33:00,759 What? He hasn't told you? 654 00:33:00,760 --> 00:33:03,160 He's told me he's got other plans outside the brewery. 655 00:33:05,160 --> 00:33:08,799 He hasn't told you. Really? Typical. 656 00:33:08,800 --> 00:33:11,599 It seems to me it should be him you're bollocking. 657 00:33:24,960 --> 00:33:27,160 Hey. Hi, Sweetheart. 658 00:33:30,960 --> 00:33:34,080 - Shall we go in and see him? - Paul, Alison, come in. 659 00:33:38,720 --> 00:33:40,679 He was very agitated when he came in, 660 00:33:40,680 --> 00:33:43,799 and then he wouldn't come away from doing his little door dance. 661 00:33:43,800 --> 00:33:46,479 He was tipping chairs over and throwing books around. 662 00:33:46,480 --> 00:33:48,679 He was very upset. 663 00:33:48,680 --> 00:33:51,479 Something must have happened with another kid or something. 664 00:33:51,480 --> 00:33:53,519 That's... Did you see anything? 665 00:33:53,520 --> 00:33:57,000 Well, nothing that we're aware of. How has he been at home? 666 00:33:58,320 --> 00:34:00,279 Well, actually, there's a... 667 00:34:00,280 --> 00:34:03,199 There is a young lady that's been helping out and she's... 668 00:34:03,200 --> 00:34:06,759 Unfortunately, she's going to have to leave, so maybe that's... 669 00:34:06,760 --> 00:34:09,199 Or not. Or not. 670 00:34:09,200 --> 00:34:13,239 He doesn't say how he feels, so, you know, who knows? 671 00:34:13,240 --> 00:34:15,640 But we have been talking about it a lot. 672 00:34:18,640 --> 00:34:21,879 This change at home, well, maybe it's something we could talk about. 673 00:34:21,880 --> 00:34:24,519 - At home time, or story time, maybe... - No, look, sorry, no. 674 00:34:24,520 --> 00:34:26,120 He doesn't need... 675 00:34:32,640 --> 00:34:37,399 I just don't think he needs to dwell on it any longer than necessary. 676 00:34:37,400 --> 00:34:39,799 Well, what I've been doing with Joe, 677 00:34:39,800 --> 00:34:43,959 when he's been finding things a bit difficult, is using story cards. 678 00:34:43,960 --> 00:34:45,919 He seems to quite like them. 679 00:34:45,920 --> 00:34:50,439 Perhaps it's something you could try at home, if you have the time. 680 00:34:50,440 --> 00:34:51,960 Perhaps. 681 00:34:54,640 --> 00:34:58,199 Yeah, do you know? They actually sound really helpful. Thank you. 682 00:34:58,200 --> 00:35:00,119 This does happen in the first term. 683 00:35:00,120 --> 00:35:02,959 - It could happen to any child, not just a child... - A child like Joe? 684 00:35:02,960 --> 00:35:05,759 Yeah, I know, we get it. 685 00:35:05,760 --> 00:35:07,799 Thanks. 686 00:35:07,800 --> 00:35:11,279 Well, so much for him not feeling anything about Maya leaving. 687 00:35:11,280 --> 00:35:13,719 So much for you putting ideas into his head. 688 00:35:13,720 --> 00:35:15,000 Joe. 689 00:35:16,840 --> 00:35:19,359 Where do you fancy going, then, kidder? 690 00:35:19,360 --> 00:35:22,279 - Anywhere. - Anywhere. 691 00:35:22,280 --> 00:35:26,119 Would that be anywhere with chips and a milkshake? 692 00:35:26,120 --> 00:35:28,199 What are you doing? 693 00:35:28,200 --> 00:35:30,079 You can't reward him wrecking a classroom. 694 00:35:30,080 --> 00:35:31,399 I'm not. 695 00:35:31,400 --> 00:35:33,359 I'm treating him because he's upset. 696 00:35:33,360 --> 00:35:35,960 Do what you like. I'm sick of playing bad cop. 697 00:36:10,880 --> 00:36:12,719 He was fine with Maya leaving, 698 00:36:12,720 --> 00:36:14,919 but you kept picking away at him until, finally, 699 00:36:14,920 --> 00:36:18,599 he got so wound up that he flipped out at school, so, well done, you. 700 00:36:18,600 --> 00:36:20,119 Next up, a nervous breakdown. 701 00:36:20,120 --> 00:36:23,119 Yeah, well done, me, cos you know what? 702 00:36:23,120 --> 00:36:24,879 I'm glad it happened. 703 00:36:24,880 --> 00:36:27,639 Why? To satisfy your need for an emotional outburst? 704 00:36:27,640 --> 00:36:29,919 His need, not mine. 705 00:36:29,920 --> 00:36:32,520 I don't think you know the difference, do you? 706 00:36:38,320 --> 00:36:40,679 All right, then, what are we having? 707 00:36:40,680 --> 00:36:42,320 Same again, is it? 708 00:36:47,080 --> 00:36:50,039 'Other people might think that this is an unnecessary activity 709 00:36:50,040 --> 00:36:53,839 'for their children, so leave them doing it. 710 00:36:53,840 --> 00:36:56,679 'My point is, having worked with a lot of kids, 711 00:36:56,680 --> 00:36:58,799 'I can see it makes them happy. 712 00:36:58,800 --> 00:37:02,199 'I can't see it costs them a lot. 713 00:37:02,200 --> 00:37:05,920 'And I see a lot... I see loads of...' 714 00:37:07,040 --> 00:37:09,199 Thanks. 715 00:37:09,200 --> 00:37:11,559 Hey. Hey. 716 00:37:11,560 --> 00:37:14,759 I think you should stay and watch this. 717 00:37:14,760 --> 00:37:18,119 Later on, there's a boy who is three years old, 718 00:37:18,120 --> 00:37:20,439 and his parents were told he was so severely autistic 719 00:37:20,440 --> 00:37:22,439 that he would never talk, 720 00:37:22,440 --> 00:37:24,999 and then he had intensive applied behavioural analysis. 721 00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:26,959 He's now 16, a normal teenager, 722 00:37:26,960 --> 00:37:29,239 and he plays badminton for his national team. 723 00:37:29,240 --> 00:37:31,119 Wow, badminton? 724 00:37:31,120 --> 00:37:33,840 Well, you can't have everything. 725 00:37:39,360 --> 00:37:41,999 What if he's right, Paul? 726 00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:43,799 Eh? 727 00:37:43,800 --> 00:37:45,519 What if he is right and we're wrong, 728 00:37:45,520 --> 00:37:48,479 and we make jokes about this stuff, and then we turn around and Joe's 16 729 00:37:48,480 --> 00:37:50,879 and he's still flinging chairs around when he's upset, 730 00:37:50,880 --> 00:37:52,479 but nobody thinks he's cute any more. 731 00:37:52,480 --> 00:37:55,319 - Nobody thinks they can handle him any more. - How do you know he hasn't 732 00:37:55,320 --> 00:37:58,519 just had enough of you telling him to be upset? 733 00:37:58,520 --> 00:38:02,079 If he feels something, he has to learn to express it. 734 00:38:02,080 --> 00:38:04,679 If that means turning a few chairs over at school now, 735 00:38:04,680 --> 00:38:06,319 I think that's a small price to pay. 736 00:38:10,840 --> 00:38:14,079 Well, you'd better get that. 737 00:38:14,080 --> 00:38:16,119 It might be the Emotion Fairy 738 00:38:16,120 --> 00:38:19,079 with more feelings for you to scatter around. 739 00:38:23,280 --> 00:38:26,639 Hi, sorry, it's not a great time, guys. 740 00:38:26,640 --> 00:38:28,120 Is your daughter home? 741 00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:31,800 Lovely hall, by the way. 742 00:38:33,440 --> 00:38:34,799 Can we come in? 743 00:38:34,800 --> 00:38:37,480 Yeah, yeah, of course. Just come on through. 744 00:38:41,640 --> 00:38:43,279 OK, let me get this straight, Rebecca. 745 00:38:43,280 --> 00:38:46,359 You told Luke that you had access to his medical records. 746 00:38:46,360 --> 00:38:49,159 I'm sorry, I didn't mean to get anyone into trouble. 747 00:38:49,160 --> 00:38:52,199 I have to say, I admire your angle of attack. 748 00:38:52,200 --> 00:38:56,240 Unfortunately, your friend told his mother, who rang the surgery. 749 00:38:57,800 --> 00:39:02,039 Oh, my God. He told his mother? Really? 750 00:39:02,040 --> 00:39:03,119 How lame is that? 751 00:39:03,120 --> 00:39:05,639 Rebecca, the shocking bit is that you would do something 752 00:39:05,640 --> 00:39:07,839 so stupid, not that he would tell his mum. 753 00:39:07,840 --> 00:39:10,279 Although, I have to agree, that is pretty lame. 754 00:39:10,280 --> 00:39:13,359 And you... you talked her round, his mum, yeah? 755 00:39:13,360 --> 00:39:17,479 You seem to be forgetting how revered I am in this town. 756 00:39:17,480 --> 00:39:19,839 Yes, I talked her round but, unfortunately, 757 00:39:19,840 --> 00:39:22,200 I had to agree to sack Nicola. 758 00:39:29,880 --> 00:39:31,519 So, it's not just Nicola - 759 00:39:31,520 --> 00:39:33,519 none of this family have a sense of humour. 760 00:39:33,520 --> 00:39:35,479 None of this family have your sense of humour. 761 00:39:35,480 --> 00:39:37,479 That's not the same thing. 762 00:39:37,480 --> 00:39:38,799 Of course I didn't sack Nicola 763 00:39:38,800 --> 00:39:40,799 but, if you want to get at your friend again, 764 00:39:40,800 --> 00:39:43,040 then choose another way, OK? 765 00:39:45,040 --> 00:39:47,479 All right, well, thank you for being so understanding. 766 00:39:47,480 --> 00:39:48,840 Thank you. Yeah. 767 00:39:52,520 --> 00:39:54,879 - All right. - I'm sorry. 768 00:39:54,880 --> 00:39:55,959 We know. 769 00:39:55,960 --> 00:39:58,199 Mind telling us why? 770 00:39:58,200 --> 00:40:01,759 He hurt my feelings. He said some stuff. 771 00:40:01,760 --> 00:40:04,359 What stuff? I'll go round and give him a thump. 772 00:40:04,360 --> 00:40:06,679 Well, you're good of good ideas, today, aren't you(?) 773 00:40:06,680 --> 00:40:08,999 Sometimes audacious is the only thing that works. 774 00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:10,439 Now you sound like Stuart. 775 00:40:10,440 --> 00:40:11,479 So what? 776 00:40:11,480 --> 00:40:12,959 Yeah, so what? 777 00:40:12,960 --> 00:40:14,320 Thanks, Mum. 778 00:40:40,240 --> 00:40:41,919 At least Graves saw the funny side. 779 00:40:41,920 --> 00:40:43,279 He always sees the funny side. 780 00:40:43,280 --> 00:40:45,239 That's part of what makes him so irritating. 781 00:40:45,240 --> 00:40:46,959 If you had Maurice on your case all day, 782 00:40:46,960 --> 00:40:48,999 then you'd have something to complain about. 783 00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:51,599 Is that why you told him you had other plans - Maurice - 784 00:40:51,600 --> 00:40:53,159 because he's on your case all day? 785 00:40:53,160 --> 00:40:54,639 Were you being serious about that 786 00:40:54,640 --> 00:40:57,039 or were you just saying it to get back at him? 787 00:40:57,040 --> 00:41:00,479 I didn't say anything cos I was just exploring. 788 00:41:00,480 --> 00:41:03,319 There have been a couple of approaches. 789 00:41:03,320 --> 00:41:09,039 Nothing is certain but... a research post in Manchester. 790 00:41:09,040 --> 00:41:10,199 Manchester? 791 00:41:10,200 --> 00:41:12,759 Yes, Manchester - 792 00:41:12,760 --> 00:41:16,239 a place with universities, libraries, public transport, 793 00:41:16,240 --> 00:41:18,319 Wi-Fi, phone coverage, 794 00:41:18,320 --> 00:41:20,959 and not a single member of my family, 795 00:41:20,960 --> 00:41:22,719 so what do you say? 796 00:41:22,720 --> 00:41:24,879 Fancy joining the escape committee? 797 00:41:24,880 --> 00:41:26,599 I don't think so. 798 00:41:27,880 --> 00:41:30,719 I was approached about a job away from here. 799 00:41:30,720 --> 00:41:34,999 - There's a trainee post not far from Manchester, as it turns out. - Really? 800 00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:36,599 This is perfect, isn't it? 801 00:41:36,600 --> 00:41:40,199 Well, it would be, except I said no. 802 00:41:40,200 --> 00:41:41,959 I don't believe you. 803 00:41:41,960 --> 00:41:43,600 I think... 804 00:41:44,760 --> 00:41:46,799 We've just started to get happy here. 805 00:41:46,800 --> 00:41:49,199 Next you'll be telling me you like my family(!) 806 00:41:49,200 --> 00:41:53,759 Well, not "like" exactly, but I do kind of see the point of you all. 807 00:41:53,760 --> 00:41:56,959 Come on. We can be happy somewhere else, can't we? 808 00:41:56,960 --> 00:41:58,679 I don't know that. 809 00:41:58,680 --> 00:42:00,719 Neither do you. 810 00:42:00,720 --> 00:42:04,879 Our marriage is so shit, it can only work somewhere we both hate? 811 00:42:04,880 --> 00:42:07,039 I'm starting to like it here, 812 00:42:07,040 --> 00:42:09,079 and... 813 00:42:09,080 --> 00:42:12,880 I understand you here. 814 00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:18,239 You might not like to think it suits you here, but it does. 815 00:42:18,240 --> 00:42:20,399 I love you here. 816 00:42:20,400 --> 00:42:23,359 Jesus, I never thought I'd have a love that spans continents, 817 00:42:23,360 --> 00:42:25,679 but I was hoping for more than a two-mile radius. 818 00:42:33,600 --> 00:42:35,640 Is Nicola in? 819 00:42:40,360 --> 00:42:42,679 You didn't have to buy these. 820 00:42:42,680 --> 00:42:45,719 I quite understood why you did what you did. 821 00:42:45,720 --> 00:42:48,919 I just got you into trouble. I nearly got you the sack. 822 00:42:48,920 --> 00:42:53,159 Well, you didn't, and I wasn't sacked, 823 00:42:53,160 --> 00:42:55,079 but these are nice. 824 00:42:55,080 --> 00:42:58,559 It's a bit of a goodbye present, as well. 825 00:42:58,560 --> 00:43:00,159 What do you mean? 826 00:43:00,160 --> 00:43:01,239 I've got a reading week, 827 00:43:01,240 --> 00:43:03,319 so I thought I'd go and stay with my dad for a bit. 828 00:43:03,320 --> 00:43:06,279 You know, Stuart, my other dad. 829 00:43:06,280 --> 00:43:09,239 Why does everyone want to leave all of a sudden? 830 00:43:09,240 --> 00:43:11,599 I could start taking it personally(!) 831 00:43:11,600 --> 00:43:15,279 Well, I get to see my new sister, and I get a change, 832 00:43:15,280 --> 00:43:17,999 and I can leave Mum and Dad to sort all of this Joe stuff out. 833 00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:20,079 Well, I don't think that's a good idea. 834 00:43:21,600 --> 00:43:25,279 I don't think running away is the best way to solve problems. 835 00:43:25,280 --> 00:43:28,439 I used to do it and it didn't end well. 836 00:43:28,440 --> 00:43:32,079 Well, the only thing keeping me here right now is you and Eddie. 837 00:43:32,080 --> 00:43:35,320 Well, we're not going anywhere. Don't worry about that. 838 00:43:44,160 --> 00:43:45,759 Johnny! 839 00:43:45,760 --> 00:43:48,439 You missed a cracking bit of food at Paul's tasting menu. 840 00:43:48,440 --> 00:43:52,999 Is that why you wanted to come for a drink - to tell me that? 841 00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:55,119 No, it isn't. I've... 842 00:43:55,120 --> 00:44:00,239 I wanted to say sorry about going off at you like that... 843 00:44:00,240 --> 00:44:02,399 and saying what I said. 844 00:44:02,400 --> 00:44:03,839 It's not like you to apologise. 845 00:44:03,840 --> 00:44:05,639 No, it isn't, so don't milk it. 846 00:44:05,640 --> 00:44:07,759 Maybe if you sang it, it would mean more(!) 847 00:44:07,760 --> 00:44:09,399 Eddie, you're my son, and I love you, 848 00:44:09,400 --> 00:44:13,279 but you'd always be in the medals at the Twat Olympics. 849 00:44:13,280 --> 00:44:14,479 That's more like it. 850 00:44:14,480 --> 00:44:17,159 Just out of interest, when you were at school and you chose yoga 851 00:44:17,160 --> 00:44:20,279 over football, was that for real or was that just to wind me up? 852 00:44:20,280 --> 00:44:21,439 It's OK, Dad. 853 00:44:21,440 --> 00:44:23,000 Apology accepted. 854 00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:28,239 And you were right about the brewery. 855 00:44:28,240 --> 00:44:31,239 - It hasn't worked. - No, I was wrong to say what I said. 856 00:44:31,240 --> 00:44:34,959 You're doing a good job and, the truth is, 857 00:44:34,960 --> 00:44:37,199 it kills me, to be honest. 858 00:44:37,200 --> 00:44:40,119 A son, good at something, causes father pain? 859 00:44:40,120 --> 00:44:42,559 Could we just have a minute's silence to think about that? 860 00:44:42,560 --> 00:44:45,079 I had thought I was the only one who could do it. 861 00:44:45,080 --> 00:44:47,839 You know, I built the place, and I thought I was... 862 00:44:47,840 --> 00:44:50,759 well, not exactly Donald Trump, but Willy Wonka, at least. 863 00:44:50,760 --> 00:44:54,039 Dad, you loved that brewery and you gave it up too early - 864 00:44:54,040 --> 00:44:55,639 we both know that. 865 00:44:55,640 --> 00:44:58,359 You get the brewery back. How's about that? 866 00:44:58,360 --> 00:45:00,879 I don't want it back. I want to be your partner. 867 00:45:00,880 --> 00:45:02,159 Proper partners. 868 00:45:02,160 --> 00:45:04,079 - We could work together. - Work together? 869 00:45:04,080 --> 00:45:06,359 Are you insane? We can't do a crossword together 870 00:45:06,360 --> 00:45:08,359 without the United Nations on speed dial. 871 00:45:08,360 --> 00:45:11,040 Just think about it until you decide I'm right. 872 00:45:14,920 --> 00:45:16,439 This is good, isn't it? 873 00:45:16,440 --> 00:45:19,000 A father and son having a drink. 874 00:45:20,480 --> 00:45:23,719 When was the last time we did this? 875 00:45:23,720 --> 00:45:26,239 1999. 876 00:45:26,240 --> 00:45:28,719 - We argued about the Millennium Dome. - Yeah. 877 00:45:28,720 --> 00:45:30,680 I was right about that, and all. 878 00:45:32,640 --> 00:45:35,640 You retired too early and for all the wrong reasons. 879 00:45:37,280 --> 00:45:39,079 Take the brewery back. 880 00:45:39,080 --> 00:45:42,080 I'm done here, I promise you. 881 00:46:04,160 --> 00:46:05,319 Bye, Maya. 882 00:46:05,320 --> 00:46:08,759 Bye, Rebecca. I will always remember your Antigone. 883 00:46:08,760 --> 00:46:10,839 Do your studies well and Facebook me. 884 00:46:10,840 --> 00:46:13,119 Always. 885 00:46:13,120 --> 00:46:14,639 Thank you. 886 00:46:14,640 --> 00:46:16,320 Thanks for everything. 887 00:46:17,480 --> 00:46:19,759 Don't forget us, 888 00:46:19,760 --> 00:46:22,519 and thank you so much for everything you've done. 889 00:46:22,520 --> 00:46:24,799 I mean it, really. Thank you so much. 890 00:46:24,800 --> 00:46:26,999 Thank you. 891 00:46:27,000 --> 00:46:28,560 Joe... 892 00:46:30,480 --> 00:46:32,199 - It's OK. - No. No, no, no. 893 00:46:32,200 --> 00:46:34,479 Joe, are you going to say goodbye to Maya, now? 894 00:46:34,480 --> 00:46:36,680 Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye! 895 00:46:42,240 --> 00:46:43,560 Hey. 896 00:46:44,800 --> 00:46:46,000 (Hey.) 897 00:47:04,480 --> 00:47:07,759 ♪ If you like to gamble I tell you I'm your man 898 00:47:07,760 --> 00:47:11,640 ♪ You win some, lose some It's all the same to me 899 00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:19,759 ♪ The pleasure is to play 900 00:47:19,760 --> 00:47:22,320 ♪ Makes no difference what you say 901 00:47:25,160 --> 00:47:26,679 ♪ I don't share your greed 902 00:47:26,680 --> 00:47:28,319 ♪ The only card I need is 903 00:47:28,320 --> 00:47:31,800 ♪ The Ace of Spades The Ace of Spades 904 00:47:34,720 --> 00:47:37,319 ♪ Playing for the high... The high 905 00:47:37,320 --> 00:47:38,399 ♪ One... 906 00:47:38,400 --> 00:47:39,760 ♪ The Ace of... ♪ 907 00:48:25,280 --> 00:48:28,119 Heavy metal. She's been teaching him heavy metal. 908 00:48:28,120 --> 00:48:31,480 If I'd have known that, I'd have had her deported sooner(!) 909 00:48:49,640 --> 00:48:51,159 - Bye, Maya. - Safe journey. 910 00:48:51,160 --> 00:48:53,640 Be safe. 911 00:49:12,360 --> 00:49:16,199 Well, there you are. 912 00:49:16,200 --> 00:49:18,519 A bit of Lemmy was all that it took? 913 00:49:20,680 --> 00:49:22,999 We all want to save our children from being hurt, Paul, 914 00:49:23,000 --> 00:49:25,439 but it's not how the world is. 915 00:49:25,440 --> 00:49:28,159 Well, he's going to get more than enough hurt in his life, love. 916 00:49:28,160 --> 00:49:31,639 Yeah, and he needs to be able to handle it. 917 00:49:31,640 --> 00:49:34,159 What worries you? 918 00:49:35,360 --> 00:49:36,959 That he can't express his feelings 919 00:49:36,960 --> 00:49:39,399 or that he hasn't got the feelings in the first place? 920 00:49:39,400 --> 00:49:40,879 I think he has feelings, Paul. 921 00:49:40,880 --> 00:49:43,159 - Yeah, of course, look, no... - I think he feels so much 922 00:49:43,160 --> 00:49:46,999 and so deeply that he has to save himself from drowning in them, 923 00:49:47,000 --> 00:49:48,879 and I think that's why he shuts down 924 00:49:48,880 --> 00:49:51,360 and that's exactly what we can't let him do. 925 00:49:54,240 --> 00:49:57,359 Why not? What if that is what he needs in order to survive? 926 00:49:57,360 --> 00:50:00,039 Because the more he hides his feelings, 927 00:50:00,040 --> 00:50:02,160 the further away he gets from us. 928 00:50:42,920 --> 00:50:44,199 Rebecca! 929 00:50:44,200 --> 00:50:46,120 Can I see you for a minute, please? 930 00:50:52,480 --> 00:50:53,599 What is it? 931 00:50:53,600 --> 00:50:56,840 Just take a seat here for me, will you, love? There you go. 932 00:50:58,000 --> 00:50:59,800 OK... 933 00:51:01,240 --> 00:51:04,479 Listen, you've got a sex life. I know that, and it's... 934 00:51:04,480 --> 00:51:07,800 It's fine, and I don't need to know the details, but... 935 00:51:14,720 --> 00:51:16,599 That isn't... that isn't mine. 936 00:51:16,600 --> 00:51:19,199 Well, I'm not going to need the morning-after pill, am I? 937 00:51:19,200 --> 00:51:22,439 Dad, it really isn't, I would never not take precautions. 938 00:51:22,440 --> 00:51:24,159 Is this what this is all about? 939 00:51:24,160 --> 00:51:26,439 Threatening Luke with medical records? 940 00:51:26,440 --> 00:51:27,759 Does he know about this? 941 00:51:27,760 --> 00:51:29,279 It isn't mine. 942 00:51:29,280 --> 00:51:31,999 Look, I don't know what Stuart has been filling your head with 943 00:51:32,000 --> 00:51:36,359 about being a free spirit and all of that, but this is real life, 944 00:51:36,360 --> 00:51:39,919 and I don't want your real life to be ruined by some half-baked ideas 945 00:51:39,920 --> 00:51:41,159 that he has put into your head 946 00:51:41,160 --> 00:51:44,039 - about having lots of babies and having a family. - Dad, it isn't mine! 947 00:51:44,040 --> 00:51:45,920 Don't lie to me, love! 948 00:51:49,360 --> 00:51:52,479 Don't lie to me. OK, this is not going to get us anywhere. 949 00:51:52,480 --> 00:51:55,359 Then don't accuse me of something that I haven't done! 950 00:51:55,360 --> 00:51:57,439 Hey, hey, hey, hey, what's going on? 951 00:51:57,440 --> 00:51:59,239 Ask him. 952 00:51:59,240 --> 00:52:00,640 Look at that. 953 00:52:01,880 --> 00:52:04,079 The morning-after pill. 954 00:52:04,080 --> 00:52:06,639 The morning-after pill - I found it in the bin. 955 00:52:06,640 --> 00:52:10,079 Now, look, she's going to have to talk to one of us. 956 00:52:10,080 --> 00:52:12,719 It doesn't matter if it's me or if it's you, but she is going to 957 00:52:12,720 --> 00:52:15,799 - have to talk to one of us. - OK. It's not hers, it's mine. 958 00:52:15,800 --> 00:52:18,079 Don't cover for her, Alison, OK? This is... 959 00:52:18,080 --> 00:52:19,519 Bex, go upstairs, darling.? 960 00:52:19,520 --> 00:52:22,799 Look, we've got to be honest. This is important. 961 00:52:22,800 --> 00:52:25,040 - Rebecca! - Hey! It's mine. 962 00:52:27,200 --> 00:52:28,880 I took it. It's mine. 963 00:52:37,680 --> 00:52:39,599 ♪ And I'd love to say I do 964 00:52:39,600 --> 00:52:42,119 ♪ Give everything to you 965 00:52:42,120 --> 00:52:44,079 ♪ But I can never now be true... ♪ 966 00:52:46,200 --> 00:52:47,959 ♪ So I say 967 00:52:47,960 --> 00:52:50,919 ♪ I think I'd better leave right now 968 00:52:50,920 --> 00:52:53,479 ♪ Before I fall any deeper 969 00:52:53,480 --> 00:52:56,679 ♪ I think I'd better leave right now... ♪ 970 00:52:56,680 --> 00:52:58,160 Why would you do that? 971 00:52:59,560 --> 00:53:00,999 Because it's not the right time. 972 00:53:01,000 --> 00:53:03,199 I haven't got the energy for another pregnancy, 973 00:53:03,200 --> 00:53:06,039 - let alone another baby, not right now. - Why didn't you say anything? 974 00:53:06,040 --> 00:53:09,519 - Why did you do it behind my back? - Because you were all excited. 975 00:53:09,520 --> 00:53:11,719 So was I, for a bit, but then I just 976 00:53:11,720 --> 00:53:14,559 thought about the reality and it... 977 00:53:14,560 --> 00:53:17,319 - I just didn't have the strength to fight you about it. - I get that. 978 00:53:17,320 --> 00:53:19,359 I do. 979 00:53:19,360 --> 00:53:22,279 I get it. The time is right for me and it's not for you. 980 00:53:22,280 --> 00:53:23,359 I get that. 981 00:53:23,360 --> 00:53:24,600 Yeah. 982 00:53:26,880 --> 00:53:30,160 - I mean, there will be another time, right? - I hope so, yeah. 983 00:53:34,240 --> 00:53:37,519 Is it because you're scared that, you know, 984 00:53:37,520 --> 00:53:39,439 the baby will turn out like Joe? 985 00:53:39,440 --> 00:53:42,999 It's part of it, I think. Aren't you? 986 00:53:45,840 --> 00:53:48,759 I want two children. 987 00:53:48,760 --> 00:53:50,840 We've got two children. 988 00:53:59,360 --> 00:54:01,079 I want a normal child, Alison. 989 00:54:01,080 --> 00:54:04,320 I want to father a normal child, so, there, I've said it. 990 00:54:10,040 --> 00:54:11,719 You have, indeed, yeah. 991 00:54:11,720 --> 00:54:14,959 Hey. Well, if I can't say that to you, then who can I say that to? 992 00:54:14,960 --> 00:54:16,159 God, you're meant to be 993 00:54:16,160 --> 00:54:17,639 the one person in the world that 994 00:54:17,640 --> 00:54:20,359 - I can say stuff like that to. - Do you know? I'm exhausted. 995 00:54:20,360 --> 00:54:25,519 I'm exhausted. Now, every day, every minute, I am sinking already. 996 00:54:25,520 --> 00:54:27,399 Look how hard we had to fight for Maya. 997 00:54:27,400 --> 00:54:29,959 Look at how we fell out over it. 998 00:54:29,960 --> 00:54:31,519 One tiny thing goes wrong for Joe, 999 00:54:31,520 --> 00:54:33,159 and it takes all the strength we have. 1000 00:54:33,160 --> 00:54:35,839 - To try and support another baby... - Maybe that's the problem. 1001 00:54:35,840 --> 00:54:41,159 We've got all this energy and we've only got Joe to focus on. 1002 00:54:41,160 --> 00:54:43,959 So, what, I should have another child as light relief from Joe? 1003 00:54:43,960 --> 00:54:46,399 No, I'm not saying that, I'm just saying that... 1004 00:54:46,400 --> 00:54:50,959 Look, if we overthink it, then there will never be a right time. 1005 00:54:50,960 --> 00:54:52,600 Will there? 1006 00:54:58,920 --> 00:55:00,600 There won't, will there? 1007 00:55:05,600 --> 00:55:07,279 No. 1008 00:55:12,080 --> 00:55:14,439 No, maybe there won't. I don't... 1009 00:55:14,440 --> 00:55:17,279 There will never be a right time because I don't want another child. 1010 00:55:17,280 --> 00:55:19,040 It's as simple as that and.... 1011 00:55:21,240 --> 00:55:22,839 Except, I do. 1012 00:55:22,840 --> 00:55:25,279 Yes, but we have Joe, and he's different - 1013 00:55:25,280 --> 00:55:28,039 - there's no point in pretending otherwise. - So... 1014 00:55:28,040 --> 00:55:32,519 So he makes everything different for us. Everything. 1015 00:55:32,520 --> 00:55:33,640 Right. 1016 00:55:36,040 --> 00:55:39,000 He's your son, Alison, he's not your fucking alibi. 1017 00:55:42,440 --> 00:55:43,800 Hey. 1018 00:56:20,680 --> 00:56:23,319 You and me are in the middle of 30 shades of crap right now, 1019 00:56:23,320 --> 00:56:25,039 and I hurt you. You hurt me. 1020 00:56:25,040 --> 00:56:26,799 I wouldn't mind knocking about with you. 1021 00:56:26,800 --> 00:56:29,079 Maurice, when was the last time you asked a woman out? 1022 00:56:29,080 --> 00:56:31,599 You're always on the outside, commenting on our marriage. 1023 00:56:31,600 --> 00:56:33,599 It never feels like you're actually inside it. 1024 00:56:33,600 --> 00:56:35,199 - Which way did he go? - He went outside. 1025 00:56:35,200 --> 00:56:37,119 I know he went outside. Where did Joe go?! 1026 00:56:37,120 --> 00:56:39,359 Don't you dare talk to my son like that. Get out! 1027 00:56:39,360 --> 00:56:41,879 Maurice, you can't go shooting off up the hill on your own. 1028 00:56:41,880 --> 00:56:44,719 - I lost him. I'll find him. - We'll find him. 1029 00:56:44,720 --> 00:56:46,360 Joe!