♪ I don't care what you say! ♪
♪ I'm gonna do what I want all day! ♪
♪ I'm the king of the world! ♪
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While the weather here is dreary,
spirits here at Aberdale Cinema 10 are high,
where fans have been camping out since Thursday night
for the premiere of "Tom Blarps 3: Homeland Security."
But it's not the third installment of the popular
Jemin Kaves franchise these folks are here for,
but rather what's playing before the film.
The much-anticipated first trailer for the new "Robofrog" sequel.
I'm Kellen Kellerman,
and I'm here with these robo fans, or "swamp bots,"
to find out why they are so... "ribbetted."
They're really going back to their roots with this one.
Got like... practical effects.
I've been watching "Robofrog" since I was a little girl.
Yeah. No, thank you.
- So you don't like "Robofrog"? - I love what "Robofrog" stands for,
but these Hollywood directors just don't get it.
"Robofrog" is like a symbol for us swamp bots
to uphold the five core values of a hero ...
- uh, honor, honesty ... - I like your camera, wow!
- C-Clarence! - Um, hey there.
Why are you excited for "Robofrog"?
Oh, I'm not. I'm wanna see Tom Blarps.
Like this one time he got tied up with licorice
and he was like...
"Who blarted? Just kidding!"
No, wait, actually, it's kinda more like this...
Pbbbht! No, I'm sorry, wait, hold on.
It's more like this... pbbbbht! Pbbbht!
- As you can see, the excitement is just ... - Hey, Belson!
It's me, Clarence! I'm on your big TV!
Come on, kid!
- Hi, Belson! - That's my nightmare.
Back to you, Tom!
- Bye, Belson. Love you! - Okay, okay, let's get out of here.
- Bye, lady! - All right, all right.
How much longer? How much longer?
Yeah, we've been in this line for a pretty long time...
Guys! This is all part of the authentic swamp bot experience!
Me and the swamp bots have been speculating on forums
for months about this trailer.
A-About the plot and who they're gonna cast,
- where they're gonna film... - Do you ever watch the movie?
- Shh! - Okay, everyone, listen up.
Okay, we're sold-out for tonight's screening of "Tom Blarps."
- This is not acceptable. - Oh, no! Oh, man!
But, but, we have three extra tickets
for any fan who can answer a "Robofrog" trivia question.
Ohh!
- Question is... - I've got this.
..."from what rare material did the Ribetian guard ..."
"Ribbetarian"!
- It's "ribbetarian." - Okay.
Ribbetarian guard forge Robofrog's chassis?
Uh... uh... Oh! It was hydro alloynium 5!
Uh, yeah, that's it. Come on up and ...
Wait! Robofrog's chassis wasn't forged,
but rather, discovered by the Ribbiterian explorers
in the rubble of Perscinius.
He's right! Heh!
Sure whatever, man. Come get your tickets.
- What?! - Oh, come on!
Only a true swamp bot would've known that.
Ha. Too bad.
How could I forget Perscinius?
I-I failed you, Robofrog.
Why don't we just go see "Robofrog" tomorrow?
No! I'm not worthy!
Aw, but Jeff really wants to see "Robofrog."
Why don't we just get a ticket to a different movie?
- Aw, but Jeff really wants to see "Robof..." - Shh. I got a plan.
No, no, no, in the Japanese dub,
they revealed that Robofrog's thrusters
are gravity-based engines not limited by conventional physics.
It's a contrived, but logical plot device.
All those mean guys are standing in front of the door!
What are we even gonna do? Sumo!
- Our own personal watchin' room! - Whoa, cool!
I'm the movie dinosaur.
Uh, oh, I got a bad review! Br-Brp!
"Who blarted?"
Jeff, come on! We gotta find the trailer!
We got, "Baby in the big town,"
"Quick and careless"...
We won't be able to find it.
- "Croak 2." - That's it!
I can't believe you took that!
I know, I know. I-I just panicked.
- Whoa! Whoa! - We should take it back.
What!? Are you kidding? We got to watch it.
Yeah, don't you wanna see it, Jeff?!
I guess they don't need it for a few hours.
We might as well just watch it and bring it right back.
- I bet it's got cool explosions! - Oh, man!
They won't believe me on the forums when I tell 'em
I was literally the first one to see it!
Whoop! Oh! Hm. That's still good.
What the baloney!?
Oh, no, no, no, Sandy! Who did this to ya?
My mom kept all this cool stuff from her college film class.
Wow, Jeff, I didn't even know that you had
- a basement in your house. - Whoo!! Whoa!
- Whoa, that thing's old. - Well let's see... you just...
Oh! Uh... pretty sure it works.
There! And now...
Heh-heh, uh...
Maybe...uh, uh.
There...hehe.
- Whoa! Jeff, good job! - Yeah I can't believe it!
- I know, right? - Jeff, you stole this!
Shh! It's starting!
- Cool. - Whoa! - What?
Wait, wait, w-w-what is that?
- Fire! - Wha?! - Huh?
Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh!
- Whoa!! - Stop drop and roll!
Stop drop and roll!
- Stop drop and roll. - Ah, geez!!!
Let me at it, let me at it!
- It's ruined. I ruined it. - At least we saw most of it.
No one knows you stole it.
That whole theatre will never see this trailer.
I've let down all my fellow swamp bots.
Ah... who am I kidding? I'm no swamp bot.
I'm just a boy.
Psht! You could make a better trailer in your sleep.
You're, like, king of the dorks!
Wait! That's a pretty good idea. What if we make our own trailer?
Then we can play it for all the other swamp bots.
I am not worthy.
- Whoa, he's super-sad. - Yeah.
Robofish, my dearest friend.
I have failed you.
Don't say that, Robofrog,
you may have failed to protect my life,
but you will never fail me if you uphold
the five principles of a true swamp bot ...
honor, honesty, humility, hubris, and finally...
responsibility.
Ribbit!
Robofish! I will avenge you!
Jeff! What color is Robofrog's feet?
What? Uh, they're green!
Also, what about his pants!?
He doesn't wear pants!
He's a robot controlled by an amphibian.
- Perfect. - Jeffrey? Is that you?
Jeffrey! How do I look?
W-What are you guys even doing down here?
- Making a new "Robofrog" trailer! - Yeah, I'm Robofrog,
and I'm gonna destroy this city!
Rah! Take this!
- Rah! No, wait... over here! - Hold on, I'm gonna film this!
- Blah! - My mom's camera! No!
Fine! I-I'll help you guys!
That's the spirit, Jeffrey!
If we are gonna do this, we're gonna do it right.
First of all, Robofrog would never destroy a city full of innocents.
But he would destroy a city in the process of defending
its citizens from an attacker.
Got it!
Wait! Not the costume!
Ah, Clarence! You were in the shot!
Wait, no! No! Oh!
Robo walk.
Here I come to ... keep walking... a little to the left...
- No, your left.. - Ow.
Ah! That was pretty good! Take 3!
All the Ribbetarians have been destroyed...
Roboflog, you are ...
I said "Roboflog."
This trailer is gonna be terrible!
People, our projectionist
is working on it right now. Isn't that right, Phil?!
Pbbbbbbht! Who blarted?
- Just kidding! - Hey, kids, this is a work area.
Wait ... this is the "Robofrog 2" trailer.
It hasn't been touched.
It exactly the same as the other one you had.
What are you guys ... Ow! Give it here.
Huh? Hmph.
And... n, e, z, b, a.
So nimble.
- Oh, it's starting! - Shh! Shh! Shh! Shh!
We are Ribbiterian!
Ribbit.
Uh, take 2. Suspense... honor...
Heh. In a world...
-Help, help us! - Help us! Help us!
Pshoooo!
Did ya get it?
Robofrog will fight for his life.
Oh, yeah, it's work...
Suspense...
Ahh!
Robofrog, you're our only hope.
Coming this Summer...
"Robofrog 2: Rise of the Ribbiterian."
Are you sure that's how you ...
- Phew. - Now that's a trailer!
Here they are now! Excuse me.
I'm Kellen Kellerman with the Channel 5 news.
What is your reaction to the new "Robofrog" trailer?
- Um... uh... - Brave! A real auteur piece of cinema.
However it's still just a trailer
and the movie will probably still be a bust.
Um, I thought that it was
just a bunch of guys doing the best they could.
I mean, it looked like they had fun making it.
It's gotta be better than "Tom Blarps 3".
Who blarted? Just kidding!
This guy's good! He gets it.
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