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Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx
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Frankie, how did the medicine cabinet
get into the couch?
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- Oh, don't ask.
- It's a simple question.
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Ah. I know, but the answer is complicated.
My majorette boots.
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Frankie, I'm not cleaning up after you.
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Or doing your dishes, that, by the way,
have been in the sink for two day...
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- Did you say majorette boots?
- Yes.
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There have been many Frankies,
as it turns out, in this lifetime alone.
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With many vaginas. There are four more
here than I ever needed to see.
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And my baton.
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This used to be my signature move.
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No, it's the pajamas that make it yours.
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Oh, my God, my old yearbook.
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Frankie, look at me. Look at me.
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Look at my face. My eyes. Good.
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I don't know what the division of labor
was in your marriage...
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Bud did most of the cleaning.
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Here, will you get a load of me
for a fat second?
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This girl is fearless.
She is a hurricane of vim and vigor
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and elastic skin.
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- "Dear Frances..."
- Frances?
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"You are a hoot. Remember me always,
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as I will remember you
and all our intrepid adventures.
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- Your Best Friend Forever, Donny."
- Oh, who's Donny?
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I'm not sure. I don't remember,
but I remember Frances.
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- Wait, "Frances Mengela"?
- Men-jella.
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It was an unfortunate last name.
It's the only reason I took Sol's.
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This is Frances eating a corn dog
on the hood of a Thunderbird.
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Oh, she's a daredevil.
She's plucky. She's adventurous.
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You're sitting on a parked car.
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I'm making a point.
You know how I've been looking everywhere
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for the new me,
and all the while she was here.
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The old me is the best new me.
Vive la Frances.
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Go fuck yourself.
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That's the spirit.
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Come on, Grace.
Haven't you ever been anyone else?
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No, I am consistently the same person,
it's part of my schtick.
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I mean, wasn't there a best Grace?
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Well, once. Maybe.
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I know when. And I know who
brought the playful out in you.
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It rhymes with Brazil Milstein.
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Oh. His name is Phil. End of subject.
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Is that Usain Bolt? Oh no, it's my dad.
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Welcome home, Daddy.
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Thank you, sweetheart.
It's so good to be home.
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Come and relax.
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Ooh.
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What is that?
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It's a lift chair.
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Looks like it came from the pancake
restaurant where Death eats.
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OK. I know I got you an ugly present,
but, Dad, it's so practical.
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When you need to get up,
it raises you into a standing position.
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You're welcome.
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What this chair lacks in form,
it makes up for in function.
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It will save you
from straining your groin.
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Can we have five minutes
where no one mentions my groin?
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Send it back, please. I'm not an invalid.
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No one's saying you're an invalid,
we just want you to take it easy.
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And, look, it gives you a massage.
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No, it doesn't do that, Sol.
That was a hundred dollars more.
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- Oh.
- I'll give you $200 to put it on the curb.
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No...
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That would have been
so much easier with a lift.
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This is better.
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Grace! Grace,
you're not gonna believe what I did.
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You're gonna kiss me. Or not.
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Certainly not on the lips,
maybe about the head somewhere.
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- Or you might want to kick me out.
- Well, I'm not kissing you,
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so take all your vaginas
with you when you go.
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I found a Phil Milstein.
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I never asked you to look for Phil.
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I'm an amateur sleuth with
limited self-control and a computer.
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- It was a perfect storm.
- Is that my computer?
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Calm down. Mine's frozen.
I think by the FBI.
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It could be a virus, but either way,
best to lay low for a while.
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- I think I found your Phil.
- He's not my Phil.
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He never was.
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Well, is-is there a picture?
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Uh, no.
But his cover photo is a wet Rottweiler.
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He's a contractor
who was born in San Antonio.
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Oh, my God, it's him.
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I knew it!
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Now tell me what happened with you two.
Spill it, lady.
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No. No. I am not interested.
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Oh, right, why would you be interested
in the great love of your life?
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I'm gonna erase it,
my finger is on the eraser key.
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There is no eraser key.
Frankie, just forget it.
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It's not meant to be.
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I was with Robert.
Our timing was off. I had the girls.
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Please just drop it.
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Look, he lives in Mission Viejo,
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and he's passionate
about the national dam system.
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At least you have that in common.
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I haven't seen him in 15 years.
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If we get in the car right now,
we could see him by cocktail hour.
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I can find his address for $9.99.
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Give me your credit card. Oh, never mind,
I-I finally have it memorized.
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No, no, no. No! I cannot at 71 years old
drive to Mission Viejo,
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unannounced to...
for all intents and purposes,
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stalk a man I have no business contacting.
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Get in the car, Grace.
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You don't have to talk to him,
you can hide in the glove compartment.
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- You'd probably fit.
- I don't know.
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Come on, don't you wonder
what he looks like?
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What did he look like?
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I wonder if he still has his mustache.
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I wish you could see your eyes right now.
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I can imagine you at 18.
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- Oh, I like this Grace.
- Really?
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Mmm.
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I don't know. I don't know,
I don't know, I don't know.
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What is the worst that could happen?
That he's bald?
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That he still likes you? That he wants
to make a suit out of your skin?
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What? Oh, come on, let's do it.
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- OK!
- Ah, booyah! Ah.
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Oh, God. This is so fun.
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Ah, wait. Snacks for the road.
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- Frances can drive.
- Frances always drives.
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Once through a closed garage door, but...
nobody was hurt.
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You've done this before, haven't you?
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Please don't cross your legs,
the doctor said not to.
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The doctor also said
not to drive me crazy.
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- What?
- Nothing. Love you.
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Jeez.
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What is that?
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Look.
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- Oh, man.
- Right?
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What? What?
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I think these are the vows
that Robert wrote.
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Dad. Dad. Dad, sit up.
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- Dad. Sit up.
- Sit up. Sit up.
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He really loves me.
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He has no idea he married
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- a lying sack of shit.
- Shh.
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Come on, Grace. Hurry up! Hm.
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Coming. I'm coming.
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Are you aware that Mission Viejo is the
birthplace of Florence Griffith Joyner?
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Well, isn't that the cherry on top?
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If we take the side streets,
we can be there in about three hours,
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- but that's without pee breaks.
- Three hours?
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We're driving to Mission Viejo,
not the Middle East.
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It's an hour on the freeway with traffic.
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There are some things
you don't know about me.
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Well, I know about the charges
on my credit card.
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It's freeways. I'm terrified of them.
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Sol drove while I assumed
the crash position.
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- Fine. I'll drive drunk.
- No, no, no, no.
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- Frances always drives.
- Then drive!
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I'm about to remember
this is a terrible idea.
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Why do they all hate me?
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They hate you because
they want to go home.
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We've been sitting here 15 minutes.
You know, the idea is to merge.
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How do you get in? How do you do it?
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You put your foot on the long,
skinny pedal and push.
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It's not that hard.
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- Here's your window. Go, go. Go!
- I can't.
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It's like jump rope.
You pick your moment and jump in.
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No, but I broke
both my clavicles jumping rope.
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I had to spend the whole summer indoors.
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Oh, I wonder
if my-my pen pal Jordy is still alive.
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- Go, go. Frankie, go!
- My brain is sending the signal,
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- my foot's giving me the finger.
- Oh, grow some, Frances!
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It's a good day to die!
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Ah. Ahhh. Ah.
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Excuse me.
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Go.
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Look at me, Sol, you putz!
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Dad, this is amazing.
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I'm not doing anything
and I'm about to stand up.
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I'm almost up.
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- I'm up.
- Hey, Brianna, are these yours?
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You've been hiding cigars from me?
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I've never seen those Robustos
that you should handle carefully
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before in my life.
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Have you found his pork rind stash yet?
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- Brianna.
- His what?
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That ice bucket
came with those pork rinds in it.
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He used to keep Slim Jims
in the waffle maker.
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Remember that, Daddy?
'Member when you did that?
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Brianna, for the love of God,
will you give me some peace?
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Who hides junk food?
Fifteen-year-old girls.
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And 30-year-old men do sometimes,
when they're sad.
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What else are you hiding from me?
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It's just a stash, that's all. Please.
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Can I not keep one thing
that brings me joy?
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- No. Find joy elsewhere.
- I'd like to find joy elsewhere.
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- You're hiding alcohol, too?
- No, that's Mom's stash.
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I'll get that to her.
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- I'm gonna help Bri get that to her.
- I'm gonna be their designated driver.
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Of course, you guys have been
so great through this whole thing.
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You need to get on with your own lives.
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Please, don't go! Please.
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I'm not ready to be alone with him.
Not yet. Not in our home.
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Every time he looks at me...
he trusts me.
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I can't take it.
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You're gonna have to be alone
with him sometime, Dad.
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- We can't move in.
- I know. I'm being crazy.
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Yeah. Turn around,
walk back into the kitchen.
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Calm down, you'll be fine.
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String cheese?
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String cheese?
Are you out of your mind?
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OK, everybody back in.
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It's cheese! It'll shoot through
your arteries, slam into your heart,
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and blow you right into the driveway!
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It's part skim.
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How did you meet him?
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I was just thinking how nice it was that
we'd reached a point in our relationship
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where we can sit in a car and not talk.
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You don't want to talk to me
about Phil, fine.
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How about I tell you about my theory on
how the government controls the weather?
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He was the contractor who did my kitchen.
We became friends.
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And then we met by chance
one Friday after work.
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Was he married, too?
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He was.
A few years ago, I heard he got divorced.
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Ooh, the plot thickens.
How long did it go on?
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It never really got started.
If it had, I wouldn't be here.
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Well, that would be sad for me.
But then I could get a hedgehog.
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Mm.
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- You've got company.
- I do?
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- Oh, that's not for me.
- Well, who else is it for?
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There's nobody else on the road.
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No, thank you!
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They're menaces to society.
I've done nothing wrong.
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I'm not speeding.
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- Oh, it's you he's after.
- Me? What did I do?
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Your open container.
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We'll never survive inside.
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- Oh, please.
- Well, you will.
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You'll get a very butch girlfriend
who'll protect you like a Fabergé egg.
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How on earth is he gonna see my thermos
through these filthy windows?
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What, is he, Superman?
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Hold tight.
We might be in for the fight of our lives.
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- Pull over, please.
- Oh, listen to that.
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- He's rabid with power.
- Would you pull the damn car over?
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- Ditch the booze.
- Yeah, I got it,
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I got it, I got it.
237
00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:20,193
All right, keep your mouth shut
and your eyes open.
238
00:14:20,277 --> 00:14:24,030
We don't want to give this deviant
a reason to go Dirty Harry on us.
239
00:14:26,575 --> 00:14:27,826
How are you today, ma'am?
240
00:14:27,909 --> 00:14:30,287
I know my civil rights, that's how I am.
241
00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:32,330
- Good afternoon, Officer.
- Ma'am.
242
00:14:32,414 --> 00:14:37,919
I demand to know why you pulled me over.
And be informed, I'm filming you.
243
00:14:38,002 --> 00:14:42,633
- Here you go. Now you're filming me.
- Oh.
244
00:14:42,716 --> 00:14:45,135
Thank you. I appreciate that.
245
00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:47,095
May I see your license and registration,
please?
246
00:14:49,013 --> 00:14:51,516
Oh, it's water. Because of the drought.
247
00:14:51,600 --> 00:14:52,643
Yeah.
248
00:14:53,602 --> 00:14:57,939
Did you know that your brake light is out,
Ms... Bergstein?
249
00:14:58,022 --> 00:15:00,567
And your license has been expired
for three years.
250
00:15:01,985 --> 00:15:03,528
Does it expire?
251
00:15:03,612 --> 00:15:07,532
Yes, ma'am.
The expiration date hints at that.
252
00:15:07,616 --> 00:15:09,827
Oh. Well, I'll get everything fixed.
Thank you.
253
00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:11,995
Ma'am, you cannot drive.
254
00:15:12,078 --> 00:15:15,206
That's ridiculous.
How am I supposed to get to the DMV?
255
00:15:15,290 --> 00:15:17,208
You'll figure something out, I guess.
256
00:15:17,292 --> 00:15:18,960
What is this? Some kind of shakedown?
257
00:15:19,043 --> 00:15:21,379
- I need water.
- You cannot drive
258
00:15:21,463 --> 00:15:23,131
until you get your
license renewed, ma'am.
259
00:15:23,214 --> 00:15:26,468
Oh, come on, we're like six blocks
from the guy we're stalking.
260
00:15:26,551 --> 00:15:29,513
No, no, no, you shouldn't tell me that.
261
00:15:33,767 --> 00:15:36,895
In three years, it never occurred to you
to look at your license?
262
00:15:36,978 --> 00:15:39,606
I looked once,
but the hologram made me dizzy.
263
00:15:39,690 --> 00:15:41,566
That's it. On the corner.
264
00:15:41,650 --> 00:15:43,652
What am I doing?
265
00:15:43,735 --> 00:15:45,278
I should be driving us home.
266
00:15:45,362 --> 00:15:49,574
Oh, no, you won't.
Or you'll regret it the rest of your life.
267
00:15:49,658 --> 00:15:52,369
Because you'll be spending it with me.
Pull over.
268
00:15:58,375 --> 00:16:01,628
- Damn it, this is exciting.
- Oh, why did I come here?
269
00:16:01,712 --> 00:16:04,631
No, no, it's never too late for love,
my friend.
270
00:16:05,924 --> 00:16:07,300
- Ah.
- What?
271
00:16:07,384 --> 00:16:09,344
- What do you see?
- I see Phil's shoes.
272
00:16:09,427 --> 00:16:12,347
I'm gonna say Timberland.
273
00:16:13,223 --> 00:16:16,434
He looks like an over-pronator.
274
00:16:16,518 --> 00:16:18,603
Do you remember him having bunions?
275
00:16:18,687 --> 00:16:21,523
Yeah, it's all we talked about.
That's how he hooked me.
276
00:16:22,357 --> 00:16:25,109
- Mm.
- What if he's not home?
277
00:16:25,193 --> 00:16:27,153
Or if he's home,
why would he come outside?
278
00:16:27,237 --> 00:16:30,949
Not to worry. As an amateur sleuth,
I always come with three plans:
279
00:16:31,032 --> 00:16:34,411
We throw a rock through his window,
he has to come out to see who did it.
280
00:16:34,494 --> 00:16:36,663
- Well, we're not gonna do that.
- OK, then,
281
00:16:36,747 --> 00:16:40,166
- we ring his doorbell and we run away.
- We actually can't do that.
282
00:16:40,250 --> 00:16:42,544
- If we run slowly?
- That's called walking.
283
00:16:42,627 --> 00:16:44,671
OK. OK.
284
00:16:44,755 --> 00:16:47,716
Plan three,
and this is my pièce de résistance:
285
00:16:47,799 --> 00:16:51,970
We order a pizza. He has to open
the door when the pizza guy knocks.
286
00:16:52,053 --> 00:16:53,764
That's actually not a bad idea.
287
00:16:53,847 --> 00:16:57,016
He comes out,
we duck down, he never sees us.
288
00:16:57,100 --> 00:17:01,438
Oh, my God. I did that with
Jerome Hodges in 11th grade.
289
00:17:01,521 --> 00:17:03,481
Did it work?
290
00:17:03,565 --> 00:17:07,569
Well, he caught me, we ate pizza,
and I had my first orgasm. So, yes.
291
00:17:07,652 --> 00:17:09,988
- Yes, hello, I need to order...
- Oh...
292
00:17:10,071 --> 00:17:11,865
...a very large vegetarian pizza.
293
00:17:11,949 --> 00:17:15,744
I can't do this. Phil is not Jerome
and I'm not in high school.
294
00:17:15,827 --> 00:17:17,328
Oh, I hear you.
295
00:17:17,412 --> 00:17:18,663
Would Phil like onions?
296
00:17:33,219 --> 00:17:34,679
Where are you going?
297
00:17:34,763 --> 00:17:38,391
To my own house, Sol.
Where I live. To take my medication.
298
00:17:38,475 --> 00:17:39,893
What is it? Maybe we have it.
299
00:17:39,977 --> 00:17:43,187
It's a very delicate balance of cannabis,
12-year Scotch and Zoloft.
300
00:17:43,271 --> 00:17:45,315
Dad, you'll be fine, OK? He's sleeping.
301
00:17:45,398 --> 00:17:47,066
- But he'll wake up.
- Then do something.
302
00:17:47,150 --> 00:17:49,653
Y-You both need a distraction right now.
303
00:17:49,736 --> 00:17:51,404
Binge on Antiques Roadshow.
304
00:17:51,488 --> 00:17:53,865
No, no, he has to stay calm.
305
00:17:53,949 --> 00:17:55,283
You should have seen the dance he did
306
00:17:55,366 --> 00:17:57,744
when that nun found out her
stained-glass lamp was Tiffany.
307
00:17:57,828 --> 00:18:00,121
Then watch Walking Dead.
Dad, we have to go.
308
00:18:00,204 --> 00:18:01,706
I'm sorry. I am.
309
00:18:01,790 --> 00:18:06,252
I'm just... I'm terrified
that everything's going to change.
310
00:18:06,336 --> 00:18:07,504
I don't mean to put it on you.
311
00:18:07,587 --> 00:18:09,297
Wait, what do you mean
everything's about to change?
312
00:18:09,380 --> 00:18:11,257
We've had enough changes.
No more changes.
313
00:18:11,341 --> 00:18:13,593
But when I tell him about Frankie...
314
00:18:13,677 --> 00:18:15,846
No, hold the phone.
You're not telling him anything.
315
00:18:15,929 --> 00:18:17,889
- I have to.
- No, you don't. Trust me.
316
00:18:17,973 --> 00:18:21,225
It's the worst idea you have ever had
in a lifetime of bad ideas.
317
00:18:21,309 --> 00:18:22,769
- He has to tell him sometime.
- Why?
318
00:18:22,853 --> 00:18:24,980
What? Really? No!
319
00:18:25,063 --> 00:18:26,564
Let's all walk through this right now.
320
00:18:26,648 --> 00:18:28,232
You feel horrible
about what happened, right?
321
00:18:28,316 --> 00:18:29,526
Worse than horrible.
322
00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:30,902
And it's never, ever
going to happen again, is it?
323
00:18:30,986 --> 00:18:33,989
- Good God, no!
- Then why tell him?
324
00:18:34,072 --> 00:18:36,533
- What good could come of it?
- Because it's a secret.
325
00:18:36,616 --> 00:18:39,077
OK? And secrets are lies.
326
00:18:39,160 --> 00:18:42,039
Right, so, for the rest of my life
327
00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:44,165
I'm never going to be able
to look him in the eye?
328
00:18:44,248 --> 00:18:48,336
Mm-hmm. Some secrets
are just meant to become cancer.
329
00:18:48,419 --> 00:18:51,923
So just enjoy the rest
of your now shortened life.
330
00:18:52,007 --> 00:18:55,259
One problem with secrets:
they always come out.
331
00:18:55,343 --> 00:18:57,428
- Oh, God.
- What the hell's going on?
332
00:19:00,348 --> 00:19:05,020
What are all these hushed conversations,
for heaven's sake?
333
00:19:05,937 --> 00:19:08,690
Honey, we were being quiet.
We didn't want to wake you.
334
00:19:08,773 --> 00:19:11,401
All day,
everybody's hunched and whispering.
335
00:19:11,484 --> 00:19:13,570
What are you not telling me?
336
00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:15,279
Did the doctor tell you something?
337
00:19:16,447 --> 00:19:20,159
Am I dying, Sol? Is that why
you got me that horrible chair?
338
00:19:20,243 --> 00:19:24,915
No, no. You're fine. You're well. I swear.
339
00:19:24,998 --> 00:19:28,043
All right, then what is it?
What is the elephant in the room?
340
00:19:32,255 --> 00:19:34,758
- Do you really want to know, Dad?
- I have a right to know.
341
00:19:36,342 --> 00:19:37,510
It's fine.
342
00:19:37,594 --> 00:19:38,929
No. Don't.
343
00:19:43,100 --> 00:19:45,560
Coyote has chlamydia.
344
00:19:53,985 --> 00:19:55,486
Just a titch.
345
00:19:57,321 --> 00:19:59,490
I'm over the hump.
346
00:20:00,951 --> 00:20:03,161
They offered him pain pills
but he refused.
347
00:20:03,244 --> 00:20:06,790
- I'm so proud of you, kiddo.
- Aw, thanks, Dad.
348
00:20:11,878 --> 00:20:13,964
Ugh, where is he? Answer the door.
349
00:20:14,047 --> 00:20:15,673
The guy can't knock all day.
350
00:20:15,757 --> 00:20:19,594
Clearly he's not home.
You need to go pay for the pizza.
351
00:20:19,677 --> 00:20:23,014
I don't have any cash.
Can't you pay for it?
352
00:20:28,436 --> 00:20:31,606
Uh, excuse me. I'll take that.
353
00:20:31,689 --> 00:20:35,026
- $15.99.
- Grace?
354
00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:42,325
Phil. Phil.
355
00:20:42,408 --> 00:20:43,910
Who were you expecting?
356
00:20:47,998 --> 00:20:50,750
You. I mean, it is your house.
357
00:20:50,834 --> 00:20:53,170
And I-I-I... I thought I...
358
00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:55,254
that I might run into you here.
359
00:20:55,338 --> 00:20:57,215
Well, you did.
360
00:20:57,966 --> 00:20:59,968
What are you doing here, Grace?
361
00:21:02,012 --> 00:21:06,265
My friend and I
were visiting Mission Viejo because...
362
00:21:06,349 --> 00:21:10,728
Did you know that
Florence Griffith Joyner was born here?
363
00:21:13,523 --> 00:21:17,110
Anyway, we got a little lost,
364
00:21:17,194 --> 00:21:19,070
so I ordered a pizza.
365
00:21:21,823 --> 00:21:23,825
I don't even know what to say.
366
00:21:26,995 --> 00:21:28,663
It's nice seeing you?
367
00:21:29,873 --> 00:21:33,376
Oh, Phil. Phil, I...
368
00:21:33,459 --> 00:21:35,545
I didn't come here for Flo-Jo.
369
00:21:35,628 --> 00:21:38,840
Well, that's good. She's dead.
370
00:21:39,716 --> 00:21:43,553
Oh, this... this is stupid.
I shouldn't have come.
371
00:21:44,470 --> 00:21:45,638
You're right about that.
372
00:21:49,184 --> 00:21:51,811
Well, uh... OK.
373
00:21:51,895 --> 00:21:53,188
I'm gonna go.
374
00:21:56,482 --> 00:21:57,984
Come on, boy.
375
00:21:58,776 --> 00:22:00,444
I'm sorry.
376
00:22:02,739 --> 00:22:04,241
About what?
377
00:22:05,366 --> 00:22:10,247
Not showing up 15 years ago
or showing up 15 years too late?
378
00:22:10,329 --> 00:22:11,956
Phil, I did show up.
379
00:22:13,250 --> 00:22:15,293
I was there.
380
00:22:15,376 --> 00:22:18,088
I went... right up to the door.
381
00:22:18,171 --> 00:22:19,714
I was at the door.
382
00:22:20,882 --> 00:22:23,718
I just... I couldn't do it.
383
00:22:24,635 --> 00:22:26,721
Couldn't do what? Knock?
384
00:22:26,804 --> 00:22:29,933
I wanted to, I did.
385
00:22:30,016 --> 00:22:34,562
But you didn't. You left me sitting there.
386
00:22:36,147 --> 00:22:38,316
I had no idea what happened to you.
387
00:22:40,693 --> 00:22:43,654
I wanted to call you,
388
00:22:43,738 --> 00:22:46,157
but I was afraid if I...
389
00:22:46,241 --> 00:22:48,785
if I heard your voice...
390
00:22:50,203 --> 00:22:52,789
What did you think
was gonna happen here today?
391
00:22:54,082 --> 00:22:56,375
I don't know.
392
00:22:57,668 --> 00:22:59,503
Go home, Grace.
393
00:23:11,641 --> 00:23:13,101
Are you OK?
394
00:23:14,102 --> 00:23:15,812
I'm fine.
395
00:23:20,066 --> 00:23:21,359
I can drive.
396
00:23:21,442 --> 00:23:23,444
You don't have a license.
397
00:23:34,289 --> 00:23:38,793
I can read to you from New Law Journal.
398
00:23:38,876 --> 00:23:42,255
There's a searing article
about corroborative witnesses.
399
00:23:42,339 --> 00:23:45,508
Honey, I want you
to tell me what is wrong.
400
00:23:46,343 --> 00:23:49,053
And it's not about Coyote's chlamydia.
401
00:23:49,137 --> 00:23:52,265
You've been out of your mind
since we got home.
402
00:23:52,349 --> 00:23:55,893
- No, I'm just tired.
- I've seen you tired. This is not that.
403
00:23:56,811 --> 00:23:58,313
I-I'm OK.
404
00:23:58,396 --> 00:24:03,734
Sol, you realize I'm fine, right?
The hard part is over and I made it.
405
00:24:04,527 --> 00:24:06,654
Something else is going on.
406
00:24:06,737 --> 00:24:09,907
Just tell me what it is, please.
407
00:24:14,078 --> 00:24:16,789
I'm just so afraid of losing you.
408
00:24:19,959 --> 00:24:21,502
What are you doing? You...
409
00:24:39,520 --> 00:24:41,898
We never got a chance to do this part.
410
00:24:53,284 --> 00:24:54,869
Your turn.
411
00:25:07,673 --> 00:25:09,842
I'm not going anywhere.
412
00:25:20,853 --> 00:25:23,564
I knew my license had lapsed. I...
413
00:25:23,647 --> 00:25:26,567
I was afraid I couldn't pass the test.
414
00:25:26,650 --> 00:25:30,113
Damn these boots.
415
00:25:30,196 --> 00:25:32,156
My feet are killing me.
416
00:25:35,326 --> 00:25:37,661
I'm sorry, Grace.
417
00:25:37,745 --> 00:25:41,665
- I-I thought...
- What? What did you think?
418
00:25:41,749 --> 00:25:45,128
I'd hoped that when you saw him,
419
00:25:45,211 --> 00:25:46,504
you would get your wish.
420
00:25:46,587 --> 00:25:48,506
I don't need your hope.
421
00:25:50,007 --> 00:25:51,509
Hope is overrated.
422
00:25:52,718 --> 00:25:53,844
I meant well.
423
00:25:53,928 --> 00:25:56,555
- I don't want to talk, Frankie.
- But I...
424
00:25:56,639 --> 00:25:58,933
I just need quiet.
425
00:25:59,016 --> 00:26:02,728
I'm just saying you...
you ran a red light.