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Hey.
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Hi, how was the screening?
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Oh, Sheldon invoked Rosa Parks
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to make somebody who
cut the line feel bad,
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but only the
white people felt bad.
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Ugh, I should've never bought
him that coloring book
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that explains
Black History Month.
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How'd it go with my mother?
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Uh, you know,
it started a little rocky,
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but I think we got
to a good place.
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Wow.
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Well done.
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Yeah, and when I dropped her off
at the hotel,
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she even gave me a hug.
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Did she think
you were choking or...
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I'm sorry, that's great.
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Thank you for
spending time with her.
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No problem.
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Um, so listen,
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I don't know if you have
any plans next weekend,
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but I kind of promised your mom
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we'd have another
wedding ceremony
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so she could attend this time.
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Wait, we're gonna
get married again?
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Yeah, kind of, but now we can
invite our friends and family.
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Seems like a lot
of trouble for a hug.
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Come on, it'll be fun,
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and, you know, your mom
was genuinely hurt
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we didn't invite her
to the first one.
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Look, in our defense,
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it was kind of a spur
of the moment thing,
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and also, we don't like her.
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Leonard, come on,
she's your mom.
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If we can do something
to make her happy,
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why wouldn't we?
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I just said why--
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we don't like her.
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Hey, look,
then forget about her,
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let's do it for us.
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We could keep it
small and informal.
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This time we can
invite our families.
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Is your brother out of prison?
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Thanks to overcrowding, yeah.
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I'd love it
if my dad could come.
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Oh, you have to invite him.
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I haven't seen him
since the divorce.
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Oh, he's like a different man.
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Oh.
He stopped twitching,
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and I think he grew
an inch and a half.
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Well, then it's settled.
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Yay.
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God.
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So funny.
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I never thought my second
marriage would be to you!
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♪ Our whole universe
was in a hot, dense state ♪
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♪ Then nearly 14 billion years
ago expansion started... Wait! ♪
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♪ The Earth began to cool ♪
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♪ The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools ♪
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♪ We built the Wall ♪
♪ We built the pyramids ♪
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♪ Math, Science, History,
unraveling the mystery ♪
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♪ That all started
with a big bang ♪
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♪ Bang! ♪
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♪ The Big Bang Theory 9x24 ♪
The Convergence Convergence
Original Air D
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
@elder_man
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Okay, so it's not
a legal ceremony,
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it's just a chance for us
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to redo our vows
so everyone can be part of it.
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So there's no maid of honor?
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No.
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Huh.
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But if I were to, say,
wear a purple satin dress
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with a sweetheart neckline
and stand near you,
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you wouldn't be able
to stop me, right?
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I don't see how I could.
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Then I graciously accept.
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Who's going to officiate?
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I was kind of hoping you would.
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Wait, now I'm just some
lousy maid of honor?
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Hey, good news, I just got off
the phone with my mother.
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She is coming to the wedding.
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Okay, wait,
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you're inviting people
to our wedding?
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Yes, I'm inviting
people to our wedding.
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Yeah, I've already asked
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Stephen Hawking
and Robert Downey Jr.
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And now, don't get your hopes
up, 'cause he's pretty busy,
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but Erno Rubik.
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Who's Erno Rubik?
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Seriously?
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He invented the Rubik's Cube.
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Okay, fine,
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but why would you invite him
to our wedding?
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Because, despite his fame
and fortune,
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he strikes me as a lonely man.
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Well, it's very sweet
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of you to go to all this trouble
for Leonard's mother.
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Yeah, I'm also doing it
for Leonard.
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I think this could really help
their relationship.
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How dare you invite your father
without consulting me!
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Sorry, but I don't think
I need your permission
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to have my father at my wedding.
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You do understand our marriage
ended because he had an affair.
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I know,
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and there's no excuse for that.
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He claimed I was cold,
emasculating,
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and hadn't shown him any
physical affection for years.
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I was wrong, there's
three excuses for that.
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Oh, my God.
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It's working.
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You sure?
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Look.
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The system is maintaining
its own stability,
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the quantum vortex apparatus is
now controlling the orientation.
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You're right.
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You realize what this means?
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Yeah.
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I do.
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It's proof of concept.
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We've got a
workable guidance system.
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Congratulations.
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Thanks!
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Hey,
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I just got an e-mail
from the U.S. Air Force.
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Open it.
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Hmm.
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"We request a meeting at your
earliest convenience
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"regarding your
quantum guidance system,
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provisional patent 62/295118."
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That's weird.
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Is there a window around
here we don't know about?
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I'm sure
it's just a coincidence.
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Yeah, of course.
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What else could it be?
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Boy, do I love America.
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Thank you for picking me up.
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Oh, you're welcome.
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I was speaking to
your young lady.
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My pleasure, Mrs. Cooper.
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Oh, please call me Mary.
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Okay, Mary.
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You know,
that doesn't work for me,
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let's stay with Mrs. Cooper.
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Sheldon, don't be silly.
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Wait, what?
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That's what I called you
till I got to know you better.
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It was so nice of Leonard
and Penny to invite me.
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Well, actually, I...
It sure was.
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I've always had a special place
in my heart for Leonard.
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Taking care of my baby
all these years.
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Excuse me,
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I take care of him.
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Sure you do.
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So who else is coming
to this shindig?
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Oh, well, the usual gang.
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Penny's family
is coming tomorrow.
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Yeah, and Leonard's mother's
already here.
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Oh, Beverly.
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How nice.
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You've met her, right?
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Yes, I have.
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Mother, she's an atheist,
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not a vampire.
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Either way, let's stop
and get some garlic.
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So, Mary, how have you been?
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Well, thank you
so much for asking.
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I've been well, and you?
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Very good.
Good.
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I don't know what
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we were worried about;
they're getting along great.
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Sheldon tells me
your husband's coming.
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My ex-husband.
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Oh, I'm so sorry.
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Don't be.
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All right.
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Whew, chilly.
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I think I can see my breath.
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We can hear you.
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Sorry.
Sorry.
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I can't believe I was so naive.
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The military is just gonna
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take over the whole project.
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And you know what happens
if we object?
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We disappear.
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Like off the map.
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Like every American Idol winner
since season four.
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Come on, Howard,
you're overreacting.
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Am I?
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Am I?
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Wha-- what do you want to bet
some black ops guy
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is reprinting
my high school yearbook
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and I'm no longer in it?
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That chess club picture is now
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just David Zimmerman
and Elaine Cho.
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Okay, look,
I'm on the Air Force Web site,
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and the department
that e-mailed you
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is in charge of acquisitions.
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So maybe they just
want to give you
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a lot of money
for your invention.
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Oh, please, that's
not how it works.
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You saw E.T., Avatar,
Jurassic World.
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The military just shows up
and takes over.
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You do realize those weren't
documentaries, right?
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I'm sorry, you find this funny?
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No, I was just thinking
about Jurassic World.
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Boy, that was terrible.
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Oh, we have to use the stairs.
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When are they gonna fix
your elevator?
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Uh... I don't-- any day now.
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Well, the stairs are fine.
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Besides, your
mother is up there.
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Maybe I'll have a heart attack
and not have to see her.
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Hey, I, I know things
are a little rough
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with you and Mom,
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but I'm really
glad you're here.
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Me, too.
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I should have never had that
angioplasty because I feel fine.
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Penny's really looking
forward to seeing you.
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Ah, she's a sweetie.
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You got a good one there,
Leonard.
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Thanks, Dad.
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How the hell did you do that?
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Isn't this nice?
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Hey, we're here.
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Alfred!
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Thank you for coming!
Oh.
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Well, happy to be here.
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And congratulations.
Thank you.
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Dad, you remember Sheldon.
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Dr. Hofstadter.
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Dr. Cooper.
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This is Sheldon's mother, Mary.
How do you do?
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Nice to meet you.
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And his girlfriend, Amy.
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A pleasure.
Hi.
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And, of course, Mom.
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Hello, my hateful shrew.
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Hello to you,
you wrinkled old bastard.
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All right, now I'm starting
to sense a little tension.
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All right, you two, don't start.
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Penny and I are throwing this
second wedding for your benefit.
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Can you please not ruin it?
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Of course. I'm sorry.
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Oh, look at that--
you can apologize.
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Mom!
I'm sorry.
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You know, the Bible
says forgiveness...
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Mom!
I'm sorry.
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Uh, who's hungry?
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We have a reservation
at the best restaurant in town.
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It only got three-and-a-half
stars on Yelp.
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Sheldon!
I'm not sorry. That's true.
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I don't know what to do.
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It's the Air Force.
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I mean, should I respond
to their e-mail?
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Ignore it?
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You can't ignore it.
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It's not that postcard
that says it's time
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to go back to the dentist.
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Guys, come on.
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We're meeting everyone
for dinner.
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One sec. I'm just afraid
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if I respond,
then they'll know I got it.
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Oh, dude.
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The minute you opened
that e-mail,
264
00:10:56,878 --> 00:10:57,977
they knew you got it.
265
00:10:57,979 --> 00:10:59,111
I mean, they're probably
looking at you
266
00:10:59,113 --> 00:11:01,380
through the camera right now.
Oh, damn.
267
00:11:03,284 --> 00:11:04,951
I love America.
268
00:11:07,589 --> 00:11:09,021
Are you done with this nonsense?
269
00:11:09,023 --> 00:11:10,256
It's not nonsense.
270
00:11:10,258 --> 00:11:12,191
This is how the
U.S. military works.
271
00:11:12,193 --> 00:11:13,759
Oh, if it's even
the U.S. military.
272
00:11:13,761 --> 00:11:16,629
It could be foreign military
pretending to be American.
273
00:11:16,631 --> 00:11:19,031
You're right. We turn our
guidance system over to them,
274
00:11:19,033 --> 00:11:21,467
next thing we know,
they're using it against us.
275
00:11:23,238 --> 00:11:26,005
I also love the enemies
of America.
276
00:11:35,083 --> 00:11:38,117
Penny, I hope the example
of my failed marriage
277
00:11:38,119 --> 00:11:40,519
to Leonard's father
doesn't discourage you
278
00:11:40,521 --> 00:11:42,788
from the commitment
you've made to one another.
279
00:11:42,790 --> 00:11:45,958
Oh, of course not.
280
00:11:45,960 --> 00:11:50,029
Although Alfred and I had a lot
more going for us than you two.
281
00:11:51,599 --> 00:11:55,001
Mom, please save something
for the toast.
282
00:11:59,140 --> 00:12:02,141
So, Alfred, what is it
that you do for a living?
283
00:12:02,143 --> 00:12:03,409
Oh, I'm an anthropologist.
284
00:12:03,411 --> 00:12:06,112
I study ancient peoples
and cultures.
285
00:12:06,114 --> 00:12:08,114
My goodness, so all the way
back to the Flood.
286
00:12:10,985 --> 00:12:13,486
Don't laugh--
she wasn't joking.
287
00:12:13,488 --> 00:12:15,821
Play with your phone.
288
00:12:19,394 --> 00:12:21,093
Well, on that note,
289
00:12:21,095 --> 00:12:23,963
there are many cultures
that have an apocalyptic flood
290
00:12:23,965 --> 00:12:25,464
as part of their mythology.
291
00:12:25,466 --> 00:12:27,166
I don't have a mythology.
292
00:12:27,168 --> 00:12:28,901
I have the unerring Word of God.
293
00:12:28,903 --> 00:12:30,303
But that's very interesting.
294
00:12:30,305 --> 00:12:31,570
Oh.
295
00:12:31,572 --> 00:12:33,673
I-I didn't mean to
disparage your faith.
296
00:12:33,675 --> 00:12:35,441
Actually, I admire it.
297
00:12:35,443 --> 00:12:36,709
Really?
Yes.
298
00:12:36,711 --> 00:12:38,177
Yes, I'm an agnostic myself,
299
00:12:38,179 --> 00:12:40,479
but I have prayed,
many times, to God,
300
00:12:40,481 --> 00:12:44,016
to turn my wife
into a pillar of salt.
301
00:12:44,852 --> 00:12:46,152
Well, He came close.
302
00:12:46,154 --> 00:12:48,187
Turned her into
a giant block of ice.
303
00:12:53,194 --> 00:12:55,061
Howard, there must be someone
at the university
304
00:12:55,063 --> 00:12:56,329
you can go to for help.
305
00:12:56,331 --> 00:12:57,897
Are you kidding?
306
00:12:57,899 --> 00:12:59,465
They're probably the ones
who leaked it
307
00:12:59,467 --> 00:13:01,267
to the military
in the first place.
308
00:13:02,403 --> 00:13:05,271
What about the guy
on the Channel Four News?
309
00:13:05,273 --> 00:13:07,473
You know,
"Four on Your Side"?
310
00:13:07,475 --> 00:13:09,375
Maybe he can be on your side.
311
00:13:10,845 --> 00:13:13,145
I'm being harassed
by the government,
312
00:13:13,147 --> 00:13:16,749
not trying to get to the bottom
of a dog-walking scam.
313
00:13:18,052 --> 00:13:19,585
Oh, stop!
314
00:13:19,587 --> 00:13:21,153
You know what's
really happening?
315
00:13:21,155 --> 00:13:22,688
All the movies
you've watched,
316
00:13:22,690 --> 00:13:24,090
the TV shows, the comic books--
317
00:13:24,092 --> 00:13:25,791
they've completely twisted
your thinking.
318
00:13:25,793 --> 00:13:27,360
No one's after you,
no one's listening to you,
319
00:13:27,362 --> 00:13:29,395
no one cares about you.
320
00:13:31,199 --> 00:13:32,431
I'd like to think
321
00:13:32,433 --> 00:13:34,934
the "Four on Your Side" guy
cares about me.
322
00:13:37,905 --> 00:13:39,972
You know, Beverly,
I know you and Alfred
323
00:13:39,974 --> 00:13:42,675
have your differences,
but if you think about it,
324
00:13:42,677 --> 00:13:45,277
if you hadn't married him,
there'd be no Leonard.
325
00:13:46,481 --> 00:13:47,980
So that's good, right?
326
00:13:47,982 --> 00:13:49,014
Eh.
327
00:13:54,722 --> 00:13:57,189
Is that Howard
in front of us?
328
00:13:57,191 --> 00:13:58,758
Oh, maybe.
329
00:13:58,760 --> 00:14:00,659
Get closer.
330
00:14:02,296 --> 00:14:03,963
Oh, God.
331
00:14:03,965 --> 00:14:06,766
I think someone's
following us.
332
00:14:06,768 --> 00:14:09,068
You're being ridiculous.
333
00:14:09,070 --> 00:14:11,837
I'm not being ridiculous--
he's right on my tail.
334
00:14:11,839 --> 00:14:14,807
Uh, turn left here
and see if he turns with us.
335
00:14:15,877 --> 00:14:17,977
Well, why is
he turning here?
336
00:14:17,979 --> 00:14:19,845
The restaurant's the other way.
I don't know.
337
00:14:19,847 --> 00:14:22,214
He uses that traffic app.
Maybe there's an accident.
338
00:14:22,216 --> 00:14:23,716
Oh, so follow him.
339
00:14:26,254 --> 00:14:27,520
Oh, no!
340
00:14:29,690 --> 00:14:31,524
I told you!
341
00:14:31,526 --> 00:14:34,126
It's probably
just a coincidence.
342
00:14:34,128 --> 00:14:36,762
Speed up a little,
see if he stays with you.
343
00:14:36,764 --> 00:14:38,297
Well, go faster.
344
00:14:38,299 --> 00:14:39,665
You're losing him.
What is his hurry?
345
00:14:39,667 --> 00:14:40,966
You know what,
flash your lights.
346
00:14:40,968 --> 00:14:42,234
Let him know it's you.
347
00:14:43,070 --> 00:14:44,570
He's flashing his lights.
348
00:14:44,572 --> 00:14:46,005
What's that mean?
349
00:14:46,007 --> 00:14:47,807
I-I think he wants us
to pull over.
350
00:14:47,809 --> 00:14:49,341
Do not pull over!
351
00:14:49,343 --> 00:14:50,743
I'm not raising this baby alone!
352
00:14:52,780 --> 00:14:53,879
Hang on!
353
00:14:57,351 --> 00:15:00,352
So, after
your husband passed,
354
00:15:00,354 --> 00:15:02,021
you never remarried?
355
00:15:02,023 --> 00:15:04,557
No, just focused on work
and the church.
356
00:15:04,559 --> 00:15:05,825
Ah. And what do you do?
357
00:15:05,827 --> 00:15:08,027
I work at the church.
358
00:15:09,363 --> 00:15:11,330
Well, they're lucky
to have you.
359
00:15:11,332 --> 00:15:13,299
Well, thank you.
360
00:15:13,301 --> 00:15:15,367
You're welcome.
361
00:15:15,369 --> 00:15:17,503
Do you realize
what's happening here?
362
00:15:17,505 --> 00:15:19,071
Yeah, I do.
363
00:15:19,073 --> 00:15:21,774
They're filling up on bread
and ruining their meal.
364
00:15:25,313 --> 00:15:26,345
- Hey.
- Hey.
365
00:15:26,347 --> 00:15:27,913
What took you guys so long?
366
00:15:27,915 --> 00:15:30,082
Oh, we were following Howard,
but for some reason,
367
00:15:30,084 --> 00:15:32,751
he turned off his headlights
and went up a one-way street.
368
00:15:34,322 --> 00:15:35,888
So, what did we miss?
369
00:15:35,890 --> 00:15:37,990
Oh, just Mary and I getting
to know each other a little.
370
00:15:37,992 --> 00:15:40,292
Leonard, your father
is just charming.
371
00:15:40,294 --> 00:15:41,327
He's also broke.
372
00:15:41,329 --> 00:15:42,761
Did he mention that?
373
00:15:44,999 --> 00:15:48,067
Okay, Mom,
you sit over there...
374
00:15:49,504 --> 00:15:51,871
And I'm gonna call Bernadette
and see what's keeping them.
375
00:15:53,274 --> 00:15:54,974
If I'd known you were broke,
376
00:15:54,976 --> 00:15:57,243
I wouldn't have made
a big deal about the bread.
377
00:16:02,316 --> 00:16:03,749
Hey, Penny.
378
00:16:04,752 --> 00:16:06,252
What are you talking about?
379
00:16:08,489 --> 00:16:10,589
Oh, that was you?
380
00:16:12,093 --> 00:16:13,592
Long story.
381
00:16:13,594 --> 00:16:15,127
Why don't you go ahead and eat.
382
00:16:15,129 --> 00:16:16,428
We're gonna be a while.
383
00:16:20,668 --> 00:16:22,935
I'm telling you,
I'm not on drugs.
384
00:16:22,937 --> 00:16:25,938
The government's out to get me!
385
00:16:28,676 --> 00:16:31,544
Now, one of the more exciting
things to be found recently
386
00:16:31,546 --> 00:16:33,078
is that Neanderthals
387
00:16:33,080 --> 00:16:36,482
and Homo sapiens frequently
mated with each other.
388
00:16:36,484 --> 00:16:39,852
Well, that certainly explains
my marriage to Sheldon's father.
389
00:16:42,857 --> 00:16:46,592
That's funny, because my father
was not a very clever man.
390
00:16:47,461 --> 00:16:49,261
I'd be lost without you.
391
00:16:52,466 --> 00:16:54,667
Uh, I would like
to propose a toast
392
00:16:54,669 --> 00:16:56,569
to my wife and bride-to-be.
393
00:16:56,571 --> 00:16:57,836
See, that's funny because...
394
00:16:57,838 --> 00:16:59,004
Back to your phone.
395
00:17:01,842 --> 00:17:03,676
Penny...
396
00:17:03,678 --> 00:17:05,744
I've always known I loved you,
397
00:17:05,746 --> 00:17:08,247
but this last year has shown me
398
00:17:08,249 --> 00:17:10,482
that I also love
being married to you.
399
00:17:10,484 --> 00:17:12,985
Thank you
for saying yes.
400
00:17:12,987 --> 00:17:16,121
Oh, thanks for asking
until I did.
401
00:17:16,958 --> 00:17:18,157
Hear, hear.
402
00:17:18,159 --> 00:17:19,391
Cheers.
403
00:17:20,861 --> 00:17:23,395
I, uh, I would also like
to make a toast.
404
00:17:23,397 --> 00:17:24,363
Aw.
405
00:17:24,365 --> 00:17:26,265
Leonard,
406
00:17:26,267 --> 00:17:28,534
I am so happy
that you have found a woman
407
00:17:28,536 --> 00:17:30,469
who loves and cares for you.
408
00:17:30,471 --> 00:17:32,638
What the hell is that
supposed to mean?
409
00:17:34,575 --> 00:17:36,408
Why don't you take a pill?
410
00:17:36,410 --> 00:17:38,110
Like you did before sex?
411
00:17:38,112 --> 00:17:39,845
What I really needed
412
00:17:39,847 --> 00:17:41,647
was a blindfold.
413
00:17:41,649 --> 00:17:43,215
All right, everyone...
414
00:17:43,217 --> 00:17:44,683
calm down.
415
00:17:44,685 --> 00:17:46,418
Let's all remember what
it says in the Bible:
416
00:17:46,420 --> 00:17:48,554
"He who is slow to anger
417
00:17:48,556 --> 00:17:50,789
is better than the mighty."
418
00:17:50,791 --> 00:17:53,993
Oh, dear woman, can you please
read another book?
419
00:17:55,029 --> 00:17:58,397
When God writes one, I will.
420
00:18:04,472 --> 00:18:07,840
Um, if-if we want to order
the soufflé,
421
00:18:07,842 --> 00:18:10,042
we might want to get on that.
422
00:18:14,015 --> 00:18:16,482
Leonard, if you don't mind,
I-I think I'm a little tired.
423
00:18:16,484 --> 00:18:17,683
I'm gonna call it a night.
424
00:18:17,685 --> 00:18:19,184
Sure, Dad.
425
00:18:19,186 --> 00:18:21,053
I'm a little
tuckered out myself,
426
00:18:21,055 --> 00:18:23,188
so I will see you all
in the morning.
427
00:18:24,225 --> 00:18:25,724
Would you like
to share a cab?
428
00:18:25,726 --> 00:18:26,925
That would be fine.
429
00:18:26,927 --> 00:18:28,560
Where are you staying?
I'm at the Westin.
430
00:18:28,562 --> 00:18:29,795
Oh, so am I.
431
00:18:29,797 --> 00:18:31,130
Can I interest you
in a nightcap?
432
00:18:31,132 --> 00:18:33,565
I think that you could.
433
00:18:38,305 --> 00:18:40,572
What is happening there?
434
00:18:40,574 --> 00:18:43,108
I think it's pretty obvious.
435
00:18:43,110 --> 00:18:45,444
They don't want dessert
'cause they filled up on bread.
436
00:18:56,612 --> 00:18:58,412
She's still not answering.
437
00:18:59,615 --> 00:19:02,616
My father's not texting me back.
438
00:19:04,453 --> 00:19:07,621
'Cause they both
turned their phones off.
439
00:19:12,661 --> 00:19:15,796
I don't like this at all.
440
00:19:15,798 --> 00:19:17,431
I don't like it either.
441
00:19:17,433 --> 00:19:18,699
Really?
442
00:19:18,701 --> 00:19:20,768
'Cause I love it.
443
00:19:25,574 --> 00:19:32,074
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