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Ripped By mstoll
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Thank the maker. Chewbacca!
Wonderful news!
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I have received a distress call
from R2-D2.
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Well, it's not wonderful
that he is in distress,
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but I now have his partial coordinates.
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I've always wanted to say this.
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Punch it, Chewie!
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R2-D2, here we come.
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Fly on, partner!
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Do forgive my rudeness.
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I am just so beset with worry for Artoo.
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Here, I relinquish your seat forthwith.
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That was uncalled for.
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Artoo could be in any of these systems.
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I only hope the fiend
isn't taking him to that horrible Hoth.
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"Cold" doesn't begin to describe it.
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We had to relocate
to that ghastly planet
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when the Empire tried to strike back
at us for destroying their Death Star.
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Yes, I would like to tell you about it.
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Darth Vader was desperate to find us,
so he sent probe droids
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to every corner of the galaxy
to hunt us down.
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So that's it?
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We're all settled now,
so you're just going to leave us?
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Hey, Your Highness, if I don't pay off
Jabba the Hutt, I'm a dead man.
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So that's all you care about,
saving your own life.
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It's kind of growing on me, yes.
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Princess Leia, Captain Solo,
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Master Luke hasn't returned
from his patrol.
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No one has seen him for hours!
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What? I'll got out there and find him.
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Artoo, tauntaun!
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So that's all you care about,
saving your friend's life.
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Uh, wait, that's a good thing.
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Yah!
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Ben? Ben?
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I need you.
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Luke, I'm here.
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- Where are you?
- Here...
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Luke! I'm glad you called.
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I have important news
about your Jedi training.
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There's a wampa about to eat me
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and it's kind of hard to talk to you
hanging upside down.
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Could you help me out?
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Oh, yeah, yeah, yes, of course.
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How silly of me.
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Ah, much better.
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After you get out of here,
go to Dagobah,
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where Master Yoda will train you
with the ways of the Jedi.
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He will help you find your destiny...
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Wait! How do I get out of here?
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Use the Force to retrieve
your lightsaber, then cut yourself down.
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TTFN.
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Han!
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Luke, you're okay!
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Boy, you would not believe
what I just went through.
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It was crazy bad.
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Well, it's all over now.
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Oh, hello! Ha!
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Fancy seeing an Imperial probe droid
here on this planet
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where there are absolutely
zero rebels, huh?
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Yup, we're, uh, just
here to, uh, snowboard.
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Do you think he bought it?
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Of course he bought it.
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He didn't buy it.
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Evacuate!
Prepare to leave immediately!
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Wedge, our blasters are no use
against those walkers.
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The armour's too tough.
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- We'll have to use our tow cables.
- Roger.
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This is the most perfect weapon
ever made
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on ungainly, easy-to-trip legs.
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Uh-oh.
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This is easy.
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Oh no, I'm getting cocky again!
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- All right.
- Let's get ready.
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- Come on.
- Here we go.
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All right, Chewie, let's see
how fast this baby can go!
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Now that's fast.
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I don't understand it!
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Sir, I couldn't help but notice
that the hyperdrive is currently...
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I'm not quite sure what that gesture
is supposed to mean.
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Ugh! Stupid claw hands!
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Yes!
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Oh, no.
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Artoo, please tell me you saw that.
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To Dagobah!
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Wherever that is.
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We better get out of here quick!
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Fire!
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You're just not
very good shots, are you?
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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There, there, now. There, there.
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Chewie, punch it!
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Not "punch it," punch it!
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You can't escape me now.
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Don't just stand there.
Throw snow at me.
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Aim for my feet.
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We are.
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Whoa!
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We're free.
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Well, that was nice while it lasted.
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So do you know this Yoda guy?
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Yes.
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Know him like I know myself.
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Is he close by?
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Closer you cannot get.
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Right in front of you he is.
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Oh, don't tell me he lives
in that yucky mud hut!
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What a dump!
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Oh, that smell? Wow!
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Teach him I cannot.
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Immature he is.
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Insulted my crib, he did.
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You're Yoda!
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I'm so sorry
I said those insensitive things.
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I just didn't think a Jedi master would
look like a shrivelled-up little green guy.
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Teach you manners first I should.
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The hyperdrive is out.
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Captain Solo, if I may. The hyperdrive...
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Shut your protocol hole.
We have to shake these guys.
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Bingo!
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Sir, the odds of successfully
navigating an asteroid field
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are approximately 3,720 to one.
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And I'm gonna be that one.
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Yeah, and the odds of you being
off your rocker are a million percent.
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Have some faith, Your Royal Pain!
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Oh, sure.
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Fly us down a bottomless hole.
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Keep that attitude up
and I'll leave you here!
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I think Captain Solo and the Princess
might actually kill each other.
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How inappropriate!
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Well, who are we
to be in the way of true love?
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I can't stand you!
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Humans.
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It's unfortunate
young Skywalker escaped your attack.
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If captured, we could turn him
to the dark side.
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Yes, Master.
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I have a plan to trap him.
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I know. I know everything.
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What part of my plan do you like best?
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Uh, well, why don't we both say
the plan together at the same time
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and then I'll tell you?
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Uh, very well.
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- We hire bounty hunters...
- We hire bounty hunters...
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...to find the Millennium Falcon...
- ... to find the Millennium Falcon...
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...and when Skywalker tries...
- ... when Skywalker...
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...to rescue his friends, we pounce.
- ... tries to rescue his friends,
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we pounce! See? I know everything!
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Still got it.
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Begin your training now we do.
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Learn to harness
the power of the Force, you can.
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Raise your ship from the swamp.
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But it's all soggy.
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Raise the ship.
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Oh, you ask the impossible.
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I see now that nothing is impossible.
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Master Yoda, teach me to...
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Not done showing off yet I am.
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Awesome, awesome.
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Awesome.
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You bounty hunters
have one assignment.
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Find the Millennium Falcon
and deliver its crew to me alive.
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Whoever does that
will get a huge reward.
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Maybe you could use the reward
to buy some shoes.
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Honestly.
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Mynocks.
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Well, we should take a look and
make sure they're not eating our cables.
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But wear your oxygen masks in case
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this is the one place in our galaxy that
doesn't have a breathable atmosphere.
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Nope. Don't need oxygen here, either.
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I don't think I ever needed it.
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Uh, what was that?
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You're right, Chewie!
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I think we did accidentally fly down
the throat of a giant space slug!
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Let's get outta here!
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What happened, you dumb worm?
Lose your lunch?
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Save me, Chewie!
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You are really making it hard
for me to be attracted to you.
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Boba Fett to Darth Vader.
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I have the Falcon.
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Very good, Boba Fett.
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Uh, you're the one with toilet paper
on your face, right?
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That's Dengar.
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- I have the cool jetpack!
- Sorry.
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Touchy!
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Good. Far you have come.
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Concentrate.
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My friends are in danger!
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Ow, ow, ow.
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Told myself to wear shoes
years ago I did!
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Go you cannot.
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I have to help my friends.
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If not me you will listen to,
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perhaps an older friend
can persuade you.
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Luke, you need more training!
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Uh, how come
everything is upside down?
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Sorry. This is something I have to do.
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That boy is our last hope.
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No.
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There is another.
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Yes, another.
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Know who it is, do you? Hmm?
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Of course I do!
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Let's both say it at the same time.
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Yes, Artoo went along with Luke
out of loyalty and devotion,
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even though he was worried that
they were heading right into a trap.
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Which they were.
And, as it turns out, so were we.
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Who is this Lando, anyway?
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Relax, we're old buddies.
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He runs things here
and he can get the hyperdrive fixed.
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I trust him completely. He's my pal!
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Han, old buddy!
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Why you double-crossing,
no-good swindler.
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No good at swindling, I mean!
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I love this guy!
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You got a lot of guts coming here
after what you pulled.
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Like me pulling your leg right now.
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Or am I?
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I am!
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Got you!
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Yeah, you got me.
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Come on, let me give you
the grand tour.
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See? Nothing to worry about.
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They are going to be so surprised
when Calrissian leads them all in here,
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and then, boom! Here's Vader!
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There is no escape!
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Sorry, sir. Are you ready to order?
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I'm not eating, thank you.
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They're all going to be like,
"Oh, no! Vader is here!
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"We're doomed!"
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I have you now!
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Would you at least
like to hear the specials?
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- The chef has some wonderful...
- This is not a business lunch, okay?
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It's a trap!
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Admittedly, it's not the
ideal room for a trap.
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I get that.
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But it was the only room
available on short notice.
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What's Darth Vader
doing here?
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Oh, see what you did?
You messed up my timing!
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Take them away!
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Will somebody
get me off this grubby floor?
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I think I prefer the floor.
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Nice going, buddy.
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Vader gave me no choice!
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In his defence, I didn't.
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You Rebel scum
have been most useful bait
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to lure Luke Skywalker to me.
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Soon, he will be frozen in carbonite
and taken to the Emperor.
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Freezing a person in carbonite?
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I hope you tested it on someone first.
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You make a good point, Captain Solo.
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- We'll test it on you.
- No!
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Once you are frozen,
you will be delivered to Jabba the Hutt
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by, uh, Joe Jetpack here.
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My name is Boba Fett!
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Whatever.
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Lower him slowly and dramatically!
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I love you.
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- I know.
- I know that you know.
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I know that you know that I know.
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I know that, too.
261
00:15:03,040 --> 00:15:04,553
So do I.
262
00:15:04,640 --> 00:15:06,198
Ugh, lower him quicker!
263
00:15:13,600 --> 00:15:16,160
That's Han!
What have they done to him?
264
00:15:27,200 --> 00:15:29,430
Why don't I press and you push?
265
00:15:29,520 --> 00:15:30,999
Oh, thanks, great idea.
266
00:15:31,080 --> 00:15:32,308
Hey, it's Luke Skywalker!
267
00:15:33,120 --> 00:15:34,519
Luke, run, it's a trap!
268
00:15:50,720 --> 00:15:52,312
Luke Skywalker.
269
00:15:52,880 --> 00:15:54,677
I've been waiting for you.
270
00:15:54,760 --> 00:15:55,829
I know.
271
00:15:55,920 --> 00:15:57,638
Ugh, not this again.
272
00:16:02,040 --> 00:16:04,793
I can't take
this sweaty fur any more.
273
00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:06,711
I want to see where I'm going.
274
00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:09,360
Oh dear! Sweaty fur, here I come!
275
00:16:09,680 --> 00:16:11,193
Halt!
276
00:16:11,520 --> 00:16:12,635
No, you halt!
277
00:16:14,360 --> 00:16:16,237
Ah, you saved us, Lando.
278
00:16:16,320 --> 00:16:18,231
I knew this was your plan all along.
279
00:16:18,320 --> 00:16:20,550
Um, yeah, all along!
280
00:16:20,640 --> 00:16:21,629
That's what it was.
281
00:16:21,720 --> 00:16:24,632
Okay, okay. I'll free them already.
282
00:16:25,080 --> 00:16:26,593
Artoo, you're safe!
283
00:16:26,680 --> 00:16:29,319
There, you're free. No hard feelings?
284
00:16:29,400 --> 00:16:32,437
I had no choice! It wasn't my fault!
285
00:16:34,400 --> 00:16:35,628
Okay, come on!
286
00:16:35,720 --> 00:16:37,392
I can take you to the Falcon.
287
00:16:58,080 --> 00:17:00,310
Give up, Luke. You can't win.
288
00:17:00,400 --> 00:17:04,279
Never. I'm a Jedi,
like my father before me.
289
00:17:04,560 --> 00:17:06,516
Funny you should mention that.
290
00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:09,958
Obi-Wan never told you
about your father?
291
00:17:10,040 --> 00:17:11,792
He told me you killed him.
292
00:17:11,880 --> 00:17:15,077
No. I...
293
00:17:15,160 --> 00:17:17,390
Maybe can I get you
some water or rolls?
294
00:17:17,480 --> 00:17:18,469
Go away!
295
00:17:18,560 --> 00:17:20,039
I'm about to tell him I'm his father!
296
00:17:20,120 --> 00:17:23,112
Right, like you're my father.
297
00:17:23,200 --> 00:17:25,839
Once again, my timing is ruined!
298
00:17:27,680 --> 00:17:31,229
Luke, seriously, I'm your father.
299
00:17:31,320 --> 00:17:33,038
No way.
300
00:17:34,280 --> 00:17:35,998
Yes way.
301
00:17:37,360 --> 00:17:38,793
No!
302
00:17:38,880 --> 00:17:40,279
That's impossible!
303
00:17:40,360 --> 00:17:43,397
Luke, join the dark side
304
00:17:43,480 --> 00:17:47,473
and together we can rule the galaxy
as father and son!
305
00:17:47,560 --> 00:17:49,198
I'll never join you!
306
00:17:49,280 --> 00:17:51,271
There is no other way.
307
00:17:53,440 --> 00:17:54,839
Well, there is that way.
308
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:05,718
Oh!
309
00:18:06,720 --> 00:18:08,790
Leia, hear me.
310
00:18:08,960 --> 00:18:10,951
We have to go back for Luke!
311
00:18:11,040 --> 00:18:13,873
We can't, it's too dangerous.
312
00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:16,918
- Okay, I'll go back.
- I'll go back.
313
00:18:26,360 --> 00:18:30,592
Thank you, guy I don't know.
314
00:18:30,680 --> 00:18:31,715
I'm a friend.
315
00:18:33,120 --> 00:18:35,793
How many times
do I have to say I'm sorry?
316
00:18:38,040 --> 00:18:40,270
TIE fighters. Let's jump to lightspeed.
317
00:18:40,360 --> 00:18:41,395
Excuse me, but...
318
00:18:41,480 --> 00:18:42,959
Making the jump now.
319
00:18:44,120 --> 00:18:46,111
They were supposed to fix it.
320
00:18:46,200 --> 00:18:48,316
Will you listen to me for once?
321
00:18:48,400 --> 00:18:50,755
The hyperdrive is unplugged!
322
00:18:58,720 --> 00:19:00,597
The Rebellion is in tatters.
323
00:19:00,680 --> 00:19:02,875
Han is in the clutches of Jabba the Hutt.
324
00:19:02,960 --> 00:19:05,190
Artoo, I thought you were lost for good.
325
00:19:05,280 --> 00:19:07,919
I'm so happy to see you again.
326
00:19:08,800 --> 00:19:11,792
Oh, yes, doom and gloom,
doom and gloom.
327
00:19:11,920 --> 00:19:13,194
So happy!
328
00:19:13,280 --> 00:19:17,193
My only wish, another happy reunion
with Artoo.
329
00:19:17,840 --> 00:19:19,432
The signal from Artoo!
330
00:19:19,520 --> 00:19:20,509
He's here!
331
00:19:21,640 --> 00:19:22,959
Sorry about that.
332
00:19:27,680 --> 00:19:29,159
The signal is coming from there.
333
00:19:30,840 --> 00:19:33,115
It's the ruined battle droid factory.
334
00:19:35,720 --> 00:19:36,709
It's Artoo!
335
00:19:36,960 --> 00:19:38,757
Artoo, at last I've found you!
336
00:19:39,600 --> 00:19:43,149
And now we are going to free you
from your despicable captor.
337
00:19:47,360 --> 00:19:49,590
Hey, Threepio, how ya doin'?
338
00:19:49,680 --> 00:19:51,432
General Calrissian?
339
00:19:51,520 --> 00:19:53,033
You kidnapped Artoo?
340
00:19:54,600 --> 00:19:56,636
This is not what it seems.
341
00:19:56,720 --> 00:19:58,551
It's just a business deal.
342
00:19:58,680 --> 00:20:01,990
I want to rebuild my
old mining company on Cloud City,
343
00:20:02,080 --> 00:20:06,312
so when I saw an ad
to recycle old droids for extra cash,
344
00:20:06,400 --> 00:20:07,799
I went for it.
345
00:20:08,200 --> 00:20:12,113
And then when Artoo
followed me to the ship,
346
00:20:12,200 --> 00:20:13,997
I decided I could use him, too.
347
00:20:14,080 --> 00:20:15,479
You what?
348
00:20:16,200 --> 00:20:18,077
Not to sell for parts!
349
00:20:18,160 --> 00:20:20,469
To interpret with the other droids.
350
00:20:20,560 --> 00:20:22,596
That's all!
351
00:20:23,040 --> 00:20:26,715
I swear, we'll leave
as soon as I finish the deal with the guy,
352
00:20:26,800 --> 00:20:27,949
whoever he is.
353
00:20:28,040 --> 00:20:30,713
That guy is us!
354
00:20:30,800 --> 00:20:31,994
Imperials!
355
00:20:32,280 --> 00:20:33,315
What?
356
00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:36,109
Your online ad was very misleading.
357
00:20:36,200 --> 00:20:39,875
Captain Calrissian,
a pleasure doing business with you.
358
00:20:39,960 --> 00:20:42,235
Now that I've got
the factory working again,
359
00:20:42,320 --> 00:20:45,949
I can use their parts to build
a new army of battle droids
360
00:20:46,040 --> 00:20:50,716
to attack your Rebel friends
and restore the Empire.
361
00:20:50,800 --> 00:20:51,994
General, if you don't mind...
362
00:20:52,200 --> 00:20:55,272
I was tricked! It's not my fault!
363
00:20:55,360 --> 00:20:56,475
Nothing is ever my fault!
364
00:20:56,560 --> 00:20:58,915
Enough! Start the re-battle droiding!
365
00:21:00,280 --> 00:21:02,635
I'll save you two for last.
366
00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:23,150
- Roger. Roger.
- Dear, oh dear.
367
00:21:24,680 --> 00:21:27,990
Will this terrible fate
befall C-3PO and R2-D2?
368
00:21:28,080 --> 00:21:32,392
Find out in the concluding chapter of
Droid Tales, "Gambit on Geonosis".
369
00:21:35,500 --> 00:21:43,500
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