1 00:00:08,282 --> 00:00:09,848 Previously on House of Lies... 2 00:00:09,883 --> 00:00:11,116 I know you got a day job, 3 00:00:11,151 --> 00:00:12,450 but I'd like for you to advise the campaign. 4 00:00:12,486 --> 00:00:14,219 I represent the Kohl brothers. 5 00:00:14,254 --> 00:00:15,220 Cha-ching. 6 00:00:15,255 --> 00:00:16,421 We could be there 7 00:00:16,456 --> 00:00:18,590 - for Phoebe in a very real way. - Fuck yeah. 8 00:00:18,625 --> 00:00:19,791 Assuming your ex-wife 9 00:00:19,826 --> 00:00:21,493 - doesn't win the offer first. - Correct. 10 00:00:21,528 --> 00:00:23,595 We're gonna blow her right out of the water. 11 00:00:23,630 --> 00:00:24,930 We screw people over all the time, 12 00:00:24,965 --> 00:00:26,331 but if we're just gonna hand the whole thing 13 00:00:26,366 --> 00:00:27,732 over to Skip Galweather, 14 00:00:27,768 --> 00:00:28,833 what's the point? 15 00:00:28,869 --> 00:00:31,136 The point is money, Jeannie. 16 00:00:31,171 --> 00:00:32,571 Skip just called, 17 00:00:32,606 --> 00:00:34,639 and the Kohl brothers are going with Monica. 18 00:00:34,675 --> 00:00:36,007 Until they sign on that dotted line, 19 00:00:36,043 --> 00:00:37,175 we can still win this thing. 20 00:00:37,210 --> 00:00:39,444 You still have a connection in Cuba, right? 21 00:00:39,479 --> 00:00:40,812 I don't know if Cuba's ready for the Kohl brothers. 22 00:00:40,847 --> 00:00:42,314 Let's make 'em ready. 23 00:00:58,602 --> 00:01:03,602 Sync and corrections by explosiveskull www.addic7ed.com 24 00:01:25,359 --> 00:01:26,992 You're creeping me out. What's up? 25 00:01:27,027 --> 00:01:28,627 Seth Buckley is leading the polls, 26 00:01:28,662 --> 00:01:30,328 and by extension... 27 00:01:30,364 --> 00:01:31,229 Your penis? 28 00:01:31,264 --> 00:01:32,397 - My penis. - What a shock. 29 00:01:32,432 --> 00:01:33,798 Slapping around that boy band 30 00:01:33,834 --> 00:01:36,301 has turned Seth into a social media sensation. 31 00:01:37,437 --> 00:01:38,870 Can I give you a little word of advice, Clyde? 32 00:01:38,905 --> 00:01:41,039 I really came in here to gloat. I don't care about your advice. 33 00:01:41,074 --> 00:01:43,074 - Proceed with caution, my friend. - Okay. 34 00:01:43,110 --> 00:01:44,909 Social media can be a fickle mistress. 35 00:01:44,945 --> 00:01:46,511 - Mm-hmm. - One minute, you're being called 36 00:01:46,546 --> 00:01:48,146 the King of the TED Talk, 37 00:01:48,181 --> 00:01:50,949 and the next, VagBreath69 38 00:01:50,984 --> 00:01:51,850 is telling you to 39 00:01:51,885 --> 00:01:53,251 "choke on a druid's cock." 40 00:01:53,286 --> 00:01:56,021 This is the exact type of break we needed. 41 00:01:56,056 --> 00:01:57,922 See, people are taking a closer look at him. 42 00:01:57,958 --> 00:02:00,458 Seth Buckley is going to be the new mayor. 43 00:02:00,494 --> 00:02:03,061 And VagBreath69 is going to be his chief 44 00:02:03,096 --> 00:02:04,462 economic advisor. 45 00:02:04,498 --> 00:02:06,231 Fucking knew it was you. Marty! 46 00:02:06,266 --> 00:02:07,866 Clyde's been saying mean things about me on social media again. 47 00:02:07,901 --> 00:02:08,833 I have. 48 00:02:08,869 --> 00:02:09,734 Aw. 49 00:02:09,770 --> 00:02:11,636 Isn't this nice? 50 00:02:11,672 --> 00:02:13,972 Couple of co-workers just easing into their morning. 51 00:02:14,007 --> 00:02:15,073 Yeah. 52 00:02:15,108 --> 00:02:16,408 Maybe reading an online article or two. 53 00:02:16,443 --> 00:02:17,909 Sippin' a nice cup of joe. 54 00:02:17,944 --> 00:02:19,544 You know what? I've actually recently switched to tea, 55 00:02:19,579 --> 00:02:21,546 and I got to say, digestively speaking... 56 00:02:21,581 --> 00:02:23,048 Pretty certain we're about to get yelled at, Douglas. 57 00:02:23,083 --> 00:02:24,115 What the fuck is wrong with you guys? 58 00:02:24,151 --> 00:02:25,116 Should I move away from you? 59 00:02:25,152 --> 00:02:26,284 - If you cherish your life. - Yeah. 60 00:02:26,319 --> 00:02:27,552 - Of course. I apologize. - Why haven't I gotten 61 00:02:27,587 --> 00:02:29,421 the PowerPoint on the fucking Cuba pitch? 62 00:02:29,456 --> 00:02:31,589 - I e-mailed it to you yesterday. - Well, I haven't gotten it. 63 00:02:31,625 --> 00:02:32,924 'Cause the Internet in this building is fucked. 64 00:02:32,959 --> 00:02:35,126 - Doug... - I-I'm on it, Marty. 65 00:02:35,162 --> 00:02:36,261 I've e-mailed I. T. a bunch of times, 66 00:02:36,296 --> 00:02:37,395 I haven't heard anything... 67 00:02:37,431 --> 00:02:38,596 E-mailed. 68 00:02:38,632 --> 00:02:40,765 Where's my head? I'll call them. 69 00:02:40,801 --> 00:02:42,333 In the meantime, I guess, I'll just go sit in my office 70 00:02:42,369 --> 00:02:43,835 in front of the computer and wait for the thing. 71 00:02:43,870 --> 00:02:44,969 All right. We'll be in touch. 72 00:02:45,005 --> 00:02:45,904 Wow, you don't see it coming again? 73 00:02:45,939 --> 00:02:46,938 Or you dickheads 74 00:02:46,973 --> 00:02:48,073 could pitch it to me 75 00:02:48,108 --> 00:02:49,407 right the fuck now! 76 00:02:49,443 --> 00:02:50,408 Cuba strategy for the Kohl brothers. 77 00:02:50,444 --> 00:02:51,409 Let me hear it. 78 00:02:51,445 --> 00:02:52,410 With the trade ban lifted, 79 00:02:52,446 --> 00:02:53,712 demand for hotel inventory 80 00:02:53,747 --> 00:02:55,213 is about to shoot through the motherfucking roof. 81 00:02:55,248 --> 00:02:58,483 That's 1.5 million American visitors per year, 82 00:02:58,518 --> 00:02:59,751 trying to fit into 60, 000 hotel rooms. 83 00:02:59,786 --> 00:03:02,420 Yeah, resort development is the tip of the spear. 84 00:03:02,456 --> 00:03:05,356 Okay? If they can establish a foothold in Cuba, 85 00:03:05,392 --> 00:03:07,325 the Kohl brothers can extend their tentacles 86 00:03:07,360 --> 00:03:08,493 into many arenas, such as... 87 00:03:08,528 --> 00:03:09,494 Agriculture, 88 00:03:09,529 --> 00:03:10,628 energy, polymers and paper. 89 00:03:10,664 --> 00:03:11,963 A vast, 90 00:03:11,998 --> 00:03:13,865 untamed frontier, just off the coast of Florida. 91 00:03:13,900 --> 00:03:15,467 Kohl brothers are gonna eat this shit up. 92 00:03:15,502 --> 00:03:17,001 Now, the tricky part is gonna be 93 00:03:17,037 --> 00:03:18,770 navigating Cuban bureaucracy, but Ron Zobel's 94 00:03:18,805 --> 00:03:20,472 - got that covered, right? - He better. 95 00:03:21,608 --> 00:03:23,508 Hey. 96 00:03:23,543 --> 00:03:25,176 So guess who called in sick again? 97 00:03:25,212 --> 00:03:26,511 Fucking nanny. 98 00:03:26,546 --> 00:03:27,645 Did she do the whole, like, 99 00:03:27,681 --> 00:03:28,980 voice with the cough, like... 100 00:03:30,183 --> 00:03:31,683 "Oh, I don't want to get Phoebe sick." 101 00:03:31,718 --> 00:03:33,184 No, she went with stomach flu. 102 00:03:33,220 --> 00:03:35,620 I think she knows we're hip to the fake cold. 103 00:03:35,655 --> 00:03:37,355 Is that Jeannie? Hello, Jeannie. 104 00:03:37,390 --> 00:03:38,857 Yeah, Ron Zobel says hi. 105 00:03:38,892 --> 00:03:39,858 Yeah, I heard. 106 00:03:39,893 --> 00:03:41,025 So I checked around 107 00:03:41,061 --> 00:03:43,128 and I got no hits on a replacement sitter. 108 00:03:43,163 --> 00:03:45,497 I think I'm just gonna take a mommy-daughter day. 109 00:03:45,532 --> 00:03:46,564 Yeah, that sounds good. 110 00:03:46,600 --> 00:03:48,333 Uh, give Phoebe a kiss for me, okay? 111 00:03:48,368 --> 00:03:50,301 You do the same with Ron Zobel. 112 00:03:51,805 --> 00:03:53,772 Ron. Just the man I was looking for. 113 00:03:53,807 --> 00:03:55,707 Oh, you want me to double my output of PSLs? 114 00:03:55,742 --> 00:03:56,441 PSLs? 115 00:03:56,476 --> 00:03:57,675 Pumpkin spice lattes. 116 00:03:57,711 --> 00:03:58,777 No. 117 00:03:58,812 --> 00:04:00,044 Uh, I'm good there. 118 00:04:00,080 --> 00:04:02,013 Listen, I was wondering about your Cuba contact. 119 00:04:02,048 --> 00:04:03,081 - Mm-hmm. - Has he been able 120 00:04:03,116 --> 00:04:04,149 to arrange a sit-down? 121 00:04:04,184 --> 00:04:05,517 Yeah, one second, because, you know, 122 00:04:05,552 --> 00:04:06,918 this requires focus, 123 00:04:06,953 --> 00:04:09,120 and you do not want to over-cinnamon, Martin. 124 00:04:09,156 --> 00:04:11,489 God, no. 125 00:04:11,525 --> 00:04:12,524 So, Ron? 126 00:04:13,727 --> 00:04:15,660 Yeah, Orozco and I have already had 127 00:04:15,695 --> 00:04:16,995 our preliminary discussions. 128 00:04:17,030 --> 00:04:18,897 Man, you really need to taste this. 129 00:04:18,932 --> 00:04:20,231 I don't want a fucking latte. 130 00:04:20,267 --> 00:04:21,633 Because if you've only ever had 131 00:04:21,668 --> 00:04:22,867 the kind from Starbucks, man... 132 00:04:22,903 --> 00:04:25,670 Ron, just how preliminary have these discussions been? 133 00:04:25,705 --> 00:04:27,672 Yeah. I have not broached the topic 134 00:04:27,707 --> 00:04:29,174 of K and A's interest in Cuba. 135 00:04:30,210 --> 00:04:31,176 Great. 136 00:04:31,211 --> 00:04:32,177 I mean, no sweat. 137 00:04:32,212 --> 00:04:33,378 Not like there's a ticking clock 138 00:04:33,413 --> 00:04:34,512 on this fucking thing. 139 00:04:34,548 --> 00:04:35,947 Listen, I know you're looking 140 00:04:35,982 --> 00:04:38,216 to get Skip's dick hard about Cuba ASAP. 141 00:04:38,251 --> 00:04:41,252 But listen to me, I have put major time and resources 142 00:04:41,288 --> 00:04:43,755 into cultivating Orozco, predating my employment here. 143 00:04:43,790 --> 00:04:45,023 You hedgey motherfucker. 144 00:04:45,058 --> 00:04:46,357 Come on. I mean, obviously, 145 00:04:46,393 --> 00:04:48,993 I know it'll be a huge win if we can parlay Cuba 146 00:04:49,029 --> 00:04:50,662 into an offer from the Kohls to buy K and A. 147 00:04:50,697 --> 00:04:53,097 Yeah. Because you'd be sitting in the captain's chair, right? 148 00:04:53,133 --> 00:04:54,966 If the sale goes through. 149 00:04:55,001 --> 00:04:57,068 But if not, I need some guarantee. 150 00:04:57,103 --> 00:05:00,872 Um, how about I guarantee I will stomp a mud hole in your ass 151 00:05:00,907 --> 00:05:03,441 if you don't get this guy on the phone right fucking now. 152 00:05:03,476 --> 00:05:05,210 Is that the kind of guarantee you're looking for, Ron? 153 00:05:05,245 --> 00:05:07,212 I was thinking more like a larger equity piece. 154 00:05:07,247 --> 00:05:08,613 I fucking swear... 155 00:05:08,648 --> 00:05:10,248 You know I've been a good soldier. 156 00:05:10,283 --> 00:05:12,417 Okay? And I've eaten a lot of shit from you. 157 00:05:12,452 --> 00:05:14,586 - Yeah. - Yeah. 158 00:05:14,621 --> 00:05:16,654 But don't confuse me with being a patsy. 159 00:05:16,690 --> 00:05:17,989 Do you understand? 160 00:05:18,024 --> 00:05:21,459 Cuba moves forward on my terms 161 00:05:21,494 --> 00:05:24,362 or not at all. 162 00:05:24,397 --> 00:05:26,197 We clear? 163 00:05:26,233 --> 00:05:28,633 Don't forget to breathe. That's the way. 164 00:05:29,936 --> 00:05:33,304 Five, four, three, two, 165 00:05:33,340 --> 00:05:34,739 one. 166 00:05:34,774 --> 00:05:36,708 Right back into standing crunches. 167 00:05:36,743 --> 00:05:39,110 Five, four, three, 168 00:05:39,145 --> 00:05:41,846 two, one. Almost there. 169 00:05:41,882 --> 00:05:43,147 - Ha, yeah, Phoebe. - Two more left. 170 00:05:43,183 --> 00:05:44,616 Work those baby abs. 171 00:05:44,651 --> 00:05:46,584 Here we go. Five, four... 172 00:05:46,620 --> 00:05:50,488 No, you absolutely do not spark joy, dress. No. 173 00:05:50,523 --> 00:05:52,624 No. No. 174 00:05:52,659 --> 00:05:55,560 No. 175 00:06:32,766 --> 00:06:36,301 Oh! Ow. 176 00:06:39,072 --> 00:06:41,272 "What does your favorite ice cream say 177 00:06:41,308 --> 00:06:43,041 about your sexual prowess?" 178 00:06:43,076 --> 00:06:45,109 Give me a break. 179 00:06:45,145 --> 00:06:46,611 There's a fly in here. 180 00:06:46,646 --> 00:06:48,146 Phoebe, there's a fly! 181 00:06:48,181 --> 00:06:50,648 How does Rocky Road make me a wet noodle? 182 00:06:50,684 --> 00:06:52,116 Phoebe. 183 00:06:52,152 --> 00:06:53,818 Phoebe... 184 00:06:58,491 --> 00:06:59,624 Wake up. 185 00:07:01,161 --> 00:07:02,694 Wake up, you lazy bum. 186 00:07:02,729 --> 00:07:04,062 Phoebe, Phoebe, Phoebe, Phoebe. 187 00:07:12,005 --> 00:07:14,138 Are you fucking kidding me? 188 00:07:15,475 --> 00:07:16,674 Okay, well... 189 00:07:16,710 --> 00:07:19,143 we dropped Mommy's stuff off at the dry cleaner. 190 00:07:19,179 --> 00:07:21,179 We got you shoes. 191 00:07:22,882 --> 00:07:24,882 Where should we go now? 192 00:07:26,252 --> 00:07:28,219 I asked you a question, young lady. 193 00:07:28,254 --> 00:07:30,054 Oh, well, if that's 194 00:07:30,090 --> 00:07:32,290 your attitude, I guess we won't go anywhere. 195 00:07:35,061 --> 00:07:36,494 What did you say? 196 00:07:36,529 --> 00:07:38,329 "I said I think you should go to a bar 197 00:07:38,365 --> 00:07:40,264 and drink until you pass out." 198 00:07:40,300 --> 00:07:41,933 Phoebe! 199 00:07:41,968 --> 00:07:44,769 That's horribly irresponsible. 200 00:07:44,804 --> 00:07:46,170 It's not even noon. 201 00:07:46,206 --> 00:07:49,607 "Don't be so locked into societal conventions." 202 00:07:49,642 --> 00:07:51,676 I am not locked in. 203 00:07:51,711 --> 00:07:53,344 "I dare you." 204 00:07:53,380 --> 00:07:56,347 Oh, you dare me, do you? 205 00:07:56,383 --> 00:07:57,515 What...? 206 00:07:57,550 --> 00:07:58,549 Are you leaving? 207 00:07:58,585 --> 00:08:00,718 Yeah. Yes. Yes. Sorry. 208 00:08:02,989 --> 00:08:04,122 Shit. 209 00:08:04,157 --> 00:08:06,057 You got a gnarly piece of malware here. 210 00:08:06,092 --> 00:08:07,058 This is impressive. 211 00:08:07,093 --> 00:08:08,259 Mm-hmm. Can you fix it? 212 00:08:08,294 --> 00:08:09,460 That's above my pay grade. 213 00:08:09,496 --> 00:08:10,862 You got to call Cisco Security. 214 00:08:10,897 --> 00:08:12,430 You got to be kidding. So coming down here 215 00:08:12,465 --> 00:08:13,631 was a complete waste of my time. 216 00:08:13,666 --> 00:08:15,066 - Great. - Well, I can tell you 217 00:08:15,101 --> 00:08:17,602 the infection point is a computer registered to 218 00:08:17,637 --> 00:08:18,870 a Douglas Guggenheim. 219 00:08:18,905 --> 00:08:20,204 That's you, right? 220 00:08:20,240 --> 00:08:22,206 - What? - You know, they're not 221 00:08:22,242 --> 00:08:24,242 sending those sexy pics to you personally. 222 00:08:24,277 --> 00:08:26,377 Uh... yeah. No, I know that. That's... 223 00:08:26,413 --> 00:08:28,646 Tho-Those, actually, those are from Marceline, 224 00:08:28,681 --> 00:08:31,115 and I knew a Marceline from college... uh, Harvard... 225 00:08:31,151 --> 00:08:32,984 and I always thought there was kind of an unresolved 226 00:08:33,019 --> 00:08:34,652 sexual tension between us. 227 00:08:34,687 --> 00:08:35,787 What's the backstory 228 00:08:35,822 --> 00:08:37,321 on you clicking on "Quick Snatch Alert"? 229 00:08:37,357 --> 00:08:38,389 What the fuck? 230 00:08:38,425 --> 00:08:39,390 Don't sweat it, man. 231 00:08:39,426 --> 00:08:41,059 You're into sex. That's cool. 232 00:08:42,262 --> 00:08:43,227 Yeah? 233 00:08:43,263 --> 00:08:44,328 Douche bag. 234 00:08:44,364 --> 00:08:46,064 And the pediatrician said 235 00:08:46,099 --> 00:08:47,465 that she'd be happy if he never had 236 00:08:47,500 --> 00:08:48,933 a glass of juice in his life. 237 00:08:48,968 --> 00:08:50,635 Which is funny. 238 00:08:50,670 --> 00:08:54,439 When we were kids, I feel like all we did was drink juice. 239 00:08:54,474 --> 00:08:57,675 Like, I grew up on apple juice and orange juice. 240 00:08:57,710 --> 00:08:59,977 Do you remember that, like, concentrated 241 00:09:00,013 --> 00:09:03,915 can of orange juice you could just mix with water? 242 00:09:03,950 --> 00:09:05,450 And it was fine for our parents. 243 00:09:20,400 --> 00:09:21,466 Marty, 244 00:09:21,501 --> 00:09:23,367 what a lovely surprise. 245 00:09:23,403 --> 00:09:24,769 How's work? How are the kids? 246 00:09:24,804 --> 00:09:26,771 Listen, I need for you to arrange a meeting 247 00:09:26,806 --> 00:09:27,972 for me with the Kohl brothers. 248 00:09:28,007 --> 00:09:29,540 - Getting right down to it, huh? - Yeah. 249 00:09:29,576 --> 00:09:31,542 I know that your guys are all about untapped markets. 250 00:09:31,578 --> 00:09:34,112 Hey, Marty, did you ever watch Gilligan's Island? 251 00:09:34,147 --> 00:09:37,048 Did I ever watch Gilligan's Island? What? 252 00:09:37,083 --> 00:09:38,216 Man, I loved that show. 253 00:09:38,251 --> 00:09:40,218 There was this one episode 254 00:09:40,253 --> 00:09:42,453 where this Japanese sailor gets washed up onshore. 255 00:09:42,489 --> 00:09:45,456 He was played by this white actor. 256 00:09:45,492 --> 00:09:48,226 Coke-bottle glasses and "ching chong" accent. 257 00:09:48,261 --> 00:09:49,560 - Oh. - Super racist. 258 00:09:49,596 --> 00:09:51,629 - Yeah, hilarious. - Uh, well, anyway, 259 00:09:51,664 --> 00:09:54,632 he imprisons the castaways because, get this, 260 00:09:54,667 --> 00:09:57,068 he still thinks it's World War Two. 261 00:09:58,705 --> 00:10:02,340 It's 1965; the war's been over for 20 years! 262 00:10:02,375 --> 00:10:04,809 - Nobody told the guy. Yeah. - Nobody told the guy. 263 00:10:04,844 --> 00:10:07,345 Take off the Coke-bottle glasses, Hirohito. 264 00:10:07,380 --> 00:10:08,679 War's over. 265 00:10:08,715 --> 00:10:10,681 You lost, move on. 266 00:10:10,717 --> 00:10:12,350 When the Kohl brothers hear what I have to pitch, 267 00:10:12,385 --> 00:10:14,152 - they're gonna be all over it. - No, no, no, no. 268 00:10:14,187 --> 00:10:15,820 You're not quite getting it. I'm gonna speak slowly. 269 00:10:15,855 --> 00:10:18,523 This was never a real competition. 270 00:10:18,558 --> 00:10:21,526 So whatever "Hail Marty" you're planning on throwing, 271 00:10:21,561 --> 00:10:24,061 don't bother, because it won't change a goddamn thing. 272 00:10:24,097 --> 00:10:27,398 Why? Because I've got my thumb... boom... on the scale, 273 00:10:27,433 --> 00:10:30,101 and... I don't want you to win. 274 00:10:30,136 --> 00:10:33,437 So all that sweet talking you were doing at the beginning, 275 00:10:33,473 --> 00:10:34,505 that was just bullshit? 276 00:10:34,541 --> 00:10:35,840 Well, no. 277 00:10:35,875 --> 00:10:37,775 But then you actually started to want it, 278 00:10:37,810 --> 00:10:40,178 and I couldn't resist picking up that football. 279 00:10:40,213 --> 00:10:43,014 I'm Charlie Brown? I'm Charlie Brown? 280 00:10:43,049 --> 00:10:45,683 Ah, yeah. Ha, ha, ha. 281 00:10:45,718 --> 00:10:49,020 Okay, well, it's always a pleasure to see you, Skip. 282 00:10:49,055 --> 00:10:51,022 I will send you a box of cigars 283 00:10:51,057 --> 00:10:54,692 when I am building hotels with Marriott in Cuba. 284 00:10:54,727 --> 00:10:55,726 Wait, what? 285 00:10:55,762 --> 00:10:57,061 "Wait, what?" 286 00:10:57,096 --> 00:10:59,297 Huh? That got your fucking attention, didn't it? 287 00:10:59,332 --> 00:11:02,767 That's right, Uncle Marty has a plan that is gonna make 288 00:11:02,802 --> 00:11:04,969 the Kohl brothers' Havana Nights wet dream a reality. 289 00:11:05,004 --> 00:11:06,971 Holy shit. 290 00:11:07,006 --> 00:11:10,141 Cuba, that's, like, a billion-dollar opportunity. 291 00:11:10,176 --> 00:11:13,144 I serve that up to the Kohls, they'll lift me up on my back 292 00:11:13,179 --> 00:11:15,947 and parade me through the streets! 293 00:11:15,982 --> 00:11:19,083 Viva la Galweather, baby! 294 00:11:19,118 --> 00:11:22,420 Monica already brought us Cuba this morning, slowpoke. 295 00:11:22,455 --> 00:11:25,056 Oh, shit, did I yank away that football again? 296 00:11:25,091 --> 00:11:27,725 She's actually got a very smart plan, 297 00:11:27,760 --> 00:11:30,061 centering around resort development. 298 00:11:30,096 --> 00:11:32,063 Once they have established a toehold in Cuba, 299 00:11:32,098 --> 00:11:33,397 the Kohl brothers can spread 300 00:11:33,433 --> 00:11:35,233 their many tentacles into other arenas. 301 00:11:35,268 --> 00:11:40,104 Agriculture, energy, polymers and paper. 302 00:11:55,321 --> 00:11:57,955 We'll look at the file trajectory, 303 00:11:57,991 --> 00:11:59,957 determine the extent of the malware compromise. 304 00:11:59,993 --> 00:12:01,292 Hey, how's it going? 305 00:12:01,327 --> 00:12:02,960 - Hey, guys. How you doing? - Hi. 306 00:12:02,996 --> 00:12:04,629 All right, listen, if anyone asks, 307 00:12:04,664 --> 00:12:06,297 you're my cousin Edgar from out of town, okay? 308 00:12:06,332 --> 00:12:07,632 What? Why? 309 00:12:07,667 --> 00:12:09,166 Because I said so, Edgar. 310 00:12:09,202 --> 00:12:10,201 Jesus. 311 00:12:11,571 --> 00:12:13,137 Oh, hey! Holy shit. 312 00:12:13,172 --> 00:12:15,306 I didn't, uh, think you'd be here. 313 00:12:15,341 --> 00:12:16,941 I thought you were eating out today, JR. 314 00:12:16,976 --> 00:12:17,942 No? Good. Great. 315 00:12:17,977 --> 00:12:19,377 Great, great, great to see you. 316 00:12:19,412 --> 00:12:22,113 This is JR, my office mate, 317 00:12:22,148 --> 00:12:23,547 my pal, my mentee. 318 00:12:23,583 --> 00:12:25,683 - Not your mentee, Doug. - Well, doesn't matter. 319 00:12:25,718 --> 00:12:27,718 Uh, JR, this is my cousin Edgar. 320 00:12:27,754 --> 00:12:30,221 Um, Edgar grew up a couple towns over from me. 321 00:12:30,256 --> 00:12:31,956 Spent our formative years together. 322 00:12:31,991 --> 00:12:33,824 Even lost our virginity to the same girl. 323 00:12:33,860 --> 00:12:35,459 Can you imagine? 324 00:12:35,495 --> 00:12:36,560 What was her name again? 325 00:12:36,596 --> 00:12:38,162 I don't remember. 326 00:12:39,332 --> 00:12:41,565 You don't remember. 327 00:12:41,601 --> 00:12:42,533 Classic Edgar. 328 00:12:42,568 --> 00:12:43,901 Can I get on this computer? 329 00:12:43,936 --> 00:12:46,237 Yeah. Oh, God, listen to him. 330 00:12:46,272 --> 00:12:48,906 Straight off the plane, already has to check Facebook. 331 00:12:48,941 --> 00:12:50,875 This guy, always with the status updates, huh? 332 00:12:50,910 --> 00:12:51,876 Sorry. 333 00:12:51,911 --> 00:12:53,577 - All right. - Nice meeting you. 334 00:12:57,583 --> 00:12:59,550 You don't remember her name? 335 00:12:59,585 --> 00:13:01,652 Get your head in the game, Edgar. 336 00:13:32,218 --> 00:13:33,184 Yeah! 337 00:13:37,890 --> 00:13:40,024 Okay, I like where your head's at. 338 00:13:40,059 --> 00:13:41,359 Oh. 339 00:13:47,166 --> 00:13:48,099 Guys. Guys. 340 00:13:48,134 --> 00:13:49,033 Yeah. 341 00:13:49,068 --> 00:13:50,368 What the fuck are you doing? 342 00:13:50,403 --> 00:13:51,769 Oh, yeah, what are we doing? 343 00:13:51,804 --> 00:13:53,604 It seems that Ron hedged his bets 344 00:13:53,639 --> 00:13:56,107 and gave Monica our plan on Cuba. 345 00:13:56,142 --> 00:13:59,110 So we are taking the measured response of trashing his office 346 00:13:59,145 --> 00:14:01,112 before we do the very same to him. 347 00:14:02,615 --> 00:14:04,315 Marty, that... that doesn't make any sense. 348 00:14:04,350 --> 00:14:05,816 Jeannie, if you're gonna try to stop us, 349 00:14:05,852 --> 00:14:09,153 you should keep in mind it is twice as much fun as it looks. 350 00:14:09,188 --> 00:14:10,254 Marty, Marty. 351 00:14:10,289 --> 00:14:13,424 Marty, Ron gave you the keys to Cuba, right? 352 00:14:13,459 --> 00:14:15,826 So... why would he do that if he's just gonna turn around 353 00:14:15,862 --> 00:14:16,827 and give them to Monica? 354 00:14:16,863 --> 00:14:18,829 I do not fucking know, Jeannie. 355 00:14:18,865 --> 00:14:21,499 But what I know is that Skip fucking Galweather 356 00:14:21,534 --> 00:14:25,102 had details about Monica's plan that matched ours exactly. 357 00:14:25,138 --> 00:14:27,104 So if you don't mind... 358 00:14:27,140 --> 00:14:28,172 - Ha! - No, no, no, no! 359 00:14:28,207 --> 00:14:29,907 - God. - Um... 360 00:14:29,942 --> 00:14:32,243 Okay, look, I don't know if any of you heard 361 00:14:32,278 --> 00:14:34,812 that my cousin Edgar is visiting from out of town. 362 00:14:34,847 --> 00:14:36,447 Truth is... 363 00:14:37,483 --> 00:14:39,083 ...he's not really my cousin. 364 00:14:39,118 --> 00:14:40,918 Yeah, I know that, Doug. 365 00:14:40,953 --> 00:14:42,086 Well, sure, now that I told you. 366 00:14:42,121 --> 00:14:43,087 Are you serious? No. 367 00:14:43,122 --> 00:14:44,155 Hey, Doug? 368 00:14:44,190 --> 00:14:45,823 I think I might know 369 00:14:45,858 --> 00:14:47,992 how Monica figured out our plan. 370 00:14:48,027 --> 00:14:49,527 Okay, your server was definitely compromised. 371 00:14:49,562 --> 00:14:51,662 Jesus, Doug. 372 00:14:51,697 --> 00:14:54,265 Of all the ways you could have fucked over this company... 373 00:14:54,300 --> 00:14:56,300 This is by far the least surprising. 374 00:14:56,335 --> 00:14:57,968 Hey, let's not forget 375 00:14:58,004 --> 00:14:59,870 who brought Monica into our lives in the first place. 376 00:15:02,141 --> 00:15:05,142 I mean, fucking Monica, right? 377 00:15:05,178 --> 00:15:07,711 So I'll run AMP to remove the malicious files. 378 00:15:07,747 --> 00:15:10,047 No, no, wait, hold on, don't... don't do anything. 379 00:15:10,082 --> 00:15:12,883 Just, um, leave it in place for now. 380 00:15:12,919 --> 00:15:14,552 Monica can still read our e-mails. 381 00:15:14,587 --> 00:15:15,653 Correct. 382 00:15:15,688 --> 00:15:17,655 Which is something you could use to your advantage 383 00:15:17,690 --> 00:15:19,657 since she doesn't know you know. 384 00:15:19,692 --> 00:15:21,659 Would you ever consider coming to work here, Bruce? 385 00:15:21,694 --> 00:15:23,227 I mean, we're gonna have an opening soon. 386 00:15:23,262 --> 00:15:25,229 No, we're not. 387 00:15:25,264 --> 00:15:26,564 He's joking. He's kidding. 388 00:15:26,599 --> 00:15:28,899 No, I-I... I understand how difficult it was 389 00:15:28,935 --> 00:15:30,234 for you to wrangle this meeting, 390 00:15:30,269 --> 00:15:32,736 and I-I appreciate it, but I'm not gonna call... 391 00:15:32,772 --> 00:15:34,972 I'm not gonna say it. Um... 392 00:15:36,275 --> 00:15:37,475 You're the magic man. 393 00:15:37,510 --> 00:15:39,477 Okay? Yep, there you go. 394 00:15:39,512 --> 00:15:41,145 Bye-bye. 395 00:15:41,180 --> 00:15:43,180 Um, was that the magic man? 396 00:15:43,216 --> 00:15:46,183 Seems that Ron was able to get us five minutes 397 00:15:46,219 --> 00:15:48,352 - with the Kohl brothers. - What did you have to give up? 398 00:15:48,387 --> 00:15:50,521 You haven't grown too attached to Phoebe, have you? 399 00:15:50,556 --> 00:15:52,923 For five minutes with the Kohls? Phoebe who? 400 00:15:53,793 --> 00:15:55,059 Right? 401 00:16:00,066 --> 00:16:01,732 Oh, hey, Dad. Hey, Jeannie. 402 00:16:03,870 --> 00:16:05,836 - What was that? - What was what? 403 00:16:05,872 --> 00:16:09,607 Okay, y'all were watching some porn. Okay. 404 00:16:09,642 --> 00:16:12,009 You were supposed to be home an hour ago, you realize that? 405 00:16:12,044 --> 00:16:14,678 You know what, go do your homework, okay? 406 00:16:14,714 --> 00:16:16,380 Go on. 407 00:16:16,415 --> 00:16:18,082 I'll go do my homework. 408 00:16:19,752 --> 00:16:22,052 - Good night, Roscoe. - You got it, Mr. Kaan. 409 00:16:22,088 --> 00:16:23,687 I got you. Good night, Jeannie. 410 00:16:27,093 --> 00:16:28,559 Good, good. 411 00:16:28,594 --> 00:16:31,562 It did not come off insanely paranoid. 412 00:16:31,597 --> 00:16:33,564 Listen, Monica hacked into our server, okay? 413 00:16:33,599 --> 00:16:34,899 You think she's above pumping her own kid 414 00:16:34,934 --> 00:16:36,967 for some insider information? 415 00:16:38,504 --> 00:16:40,371 Phoebe and I had a pretty interesting day. 416 00:16:40,406 --> 00:16:41,372 - Yeah? - Mm-hmm. 417 00:16:41,407 --> 00:16:42,706 We went to the park. 418 00:16:42,742 --> 00:16:44,375 And we saw this old man, 419 00:16:44,410 --> 00:16:47,878 who was, uh, in this amazing suit. 420 00:16:47,914 --> 00:16:49,547 Like, a pin-striped. 421 00:16:49,582 --> 00:16:51,415 Like, Yves Saint Laurent. 422 00:16:51,450 --> 00:16:53,117 I don't know, I felt like he must have been, 423 00:16:53,152 --> 00:16:55,119 uh, a dynamo in '73. 424 00:16:55,154 --> 00:16:56,453 And he... 425 00:16:56,489 --> 00:16:59,123 it was like he got all dressed up to go to work, 426 00:16:59,158 --> 00:17:02,159 and there was just no work to go to, 427 00:17:02,194 --> 00:17:04,929 so he... he sat down and fed the pigeons. 428 00:17:04,964 --> 00:17:07,264 It's actually kind of sad. 429 00:17:07,300 --> 00:17:09,900 Not for the pigeons. 430 00:17:11,604 --> 00:17:14,238 Not for the pigeons. 431 00:17:14,273 --> 00:17:16,073 Jeannie, we're not 83. 432 00:17:16,108 --> 00:17:17,575 - I know. - And if it gets to the point 433 00:17:17,610 --> 00:17:19,243 where, you know, we're buying birdseed... 434 00:17:19,278 --> 00:17:20,878 Obviously, it's not gonna get to the point 435 00:17:20,913 --> 00:17:23,581 where we're buying birdseed, but I just... 436 00:17:23,616 --> 00:17:26,250 you know, we've never had that kind of time before. 437 00:17:26,285 --> 00:17:28,786 We get bored, we'll just go back to work. 438 00:17:28,821 --> 00:17:31,121 Is that what you're planning on doing? 439 00:17:31,157 --> 00:17:32,790 Because I thought the whole point was 440 00:17:32,825 --> 00:17:35,793 that-that... that we're not supposed to jump right back in. 441 00:17:35,828 --> 00:17:37,595 Okay, then we don't. 442 00:17:39,298 --> 00:17:41,265 That... 443 00:17:41,300 --> 00:17:43,133 Okay. Great. 444 00:17:44,837 --> 00:17:46,170 Great. 445 00:17:52,211 --> 00:17:54,178 So when would we be going? 446 00:17:54,213 --> 00:17:55,679 And how long will we be there? 447 00:17:55,715 --> 00:17:57,014 It's supposed to rain early next week; 448 00:17:57,049 --> 00:17:58,015 should I be packing an umbrella? 449 00:17:58,050 --> 00:17:59,350 I don't know, Douglas. 450 00:17:59,385 --> 00:18:01,619 If it rains, you can always buy an umbrella in Cuba. 451 00:18:01,654 --> 00:18:03,954 Can I? Uh, it's a communist country. 452 00:18:03,990 --> 00:18:05,289 Are umbrellas even available? 453 00:18:05,324 --> 00:18:06,624 You know I can't think when I'm wet. 454 00:18:06,659 --> 00:18:08,125 By the way, if you guys are going this week, 455 00:18:08,160 --> 00:18:09,293 I will be joining late. 456 00:18:09,328 --> 00:18:10,628 Campaign has a lot of big meetings 457 00:18:10,663 --> 00:18:11,962 about the shape of the administration, 458 00:18:11,998 --> 00:18:13,063 and Seth is gonna want my input. 459 00:18:13,099 --> 00:18:14,398 Oh, well, if you're not going, 460 00:18:14,433 --> 00:18:16,333 maybe we should just skip the whole Cuba thing. 461 00:18:16,369 --> 00:18:17,701 Yeah, you know what? 462 00:18:17,737 --> 00:18:19,303 Let's just cancel the Kohl brothers meeting, too. 463 00:18:19,338 --> 00:18:21,071 Actually, Marty, you better call Monica, 464 00:18:21,107 --> 00:18:22,473 tell her we surrender. 465 00:18:22,508 --> 00:18:24,108 You know what, fuck, before I forget. 466 00:18:24,143 --> 00:18:26,243 'Cause we have to be so careful about our e-mail and everything, 467 00:18:26,278 --> 00:18:28,579 I want to deliver this the old-fashioned way. 468 00:18:28,614 --> 00:18:30,347 Douglas, for you. 469 00:18:30,383 --> 00:18:32,916 Oh, my God, is that a snatch alert? 470 00:18:32,952 --> 00:18:34,485 Very funny, Clyde. 471 00:18:34,520 --> 00:18:35,853 - Very funny. - Mm. 472 00:18:35,888 --> 00:18:37,755 Boy, you really want to open that thing, don't you? 473 00:18:37,790 --> 00:18:38,956 - Huh? - What is wrong with you? 474 00:18:38,991 --> 00:18:41,058 I'm not saying it definitely is, 475 00:18:41,093 --> 00:18:43,127 but there's a possibility that is an actual snatch alert. 476 00:18:44,296 --> 00:18:45,963 Okay, you know what? 477 00:18:45,998 --> 00:18:47,631 I'm gonna put this exactly where it belongs. 478 00:18:47,667 --> 00:18:50,601 Right here in the, uh... 479 00:18:50,636 --> 00:18:52,136 in the trash there. 480 00:18:52,171 --> 00:18:53,237 Right there, yeah. 481 00:18:53,272 --> 00:18:54,838 Okay... Oh. You know what? 482 00:18:54,874 --> 00:18:57,441 I'll, um, I'll meet you downstairs. I forgot to... 483 00:18:57,476 --> 00:18:58,876 Your snatch alert? 484 00:18:58,911 --> 00:19:00,310 Uh, oh, no, no, no! 485 00:19:08,120 --> 00:19:11,055 Last meeting didn't go as expected? 486 00:19:11,090 --> 00:19:13,057 When I was eight and Sean was nine, 487 00:19:13,092 --> 00:19:14,458 our father locked us in our room. 488 00:19:14,493 --> 00:19:16,994 Told us there was only one candy bar. 489 00:19:17,029 --> 00:19:18,128 Said whichever one of us 490 00:19:18,164 --> 00:19:19,997 was still standing in an hour got it. 491 00:19:20,032 --> 00:19:21,765 What kind of candy bar? Doesn't matter. 492 00:19:21,801 --> 00:19:23,233 We did that every night for a year. 493 00:19:23,269 --> 00:19:24,735 That's a lot of candy. 494 00:19:24,770 --> 00:19:26,136 Stop talking, Doug. 495 00:19:26,172 --> 00:19:27,471 Humans are animals. 496 00:19:27,506 --> 00:19:28,839 World is a jungle. 497 00:19:28,874 --> 00:19:31,108 Our father wanted us to understand that. 498 00:19:31,143 --> 00:19:32,609 We're not sitting here today if not for him. 499 00:19:32,645 --> 00:19:33,577 Great man. 500 00:19:33,612 --> 00:19:34,912 - Oh, yeah. - Great man. 501 00:19:34,947 --> 00:19:36,613 You can tell from that story that he sounds cool. 502 00:19:36,649 --> 00:19:38,082 What's he up to? 503 00:19:38,117 --> 00:19:39,516 We're vigilant about not forgetting that lesson. 504 00:19:39,552 --> 00:19:41,852 That's why you still beat the shit out of each other. 505 00:19:41,887 --> 00:19:43,187 It's always nice to hold on to a piece of your childhood. 506 00:19:43,222 --> 00:19:45,289 Are we done bullshitting? 507 00:19:45,324 --> 00:19:46,457 Thought we were talking about Cuba. 508 00:19:46,492 --> 00:19:47,658 We are. May we? 509 00:19:50,596 --> 00:19:54,298 Now, we understand that Monica Talbot made you a lot 510 00:19:54,333 --> 00:19:57,701 of big promises, but she doesn't have what we have. 511 00:19:57,737 --> 00:20:00,003 An actual Cuban contact. 512 00:20:00,039 --> 00:20:01,872 Excuse me. 513 00:20:01,907 --> 00:20:04,274 I'm so sorry, Marty. 514 00:20:04,310 --> 00:20:05,676 Am I interrupting? 515 00:20:05,711 --> 00:20:07,044 Marty, did you think 516 00:20:07,079 --> 00:20:09,012 I wasn't gonna find out? What is this? 517 00:20:09,048 --> 00:20:10,147 A little end-around? 518 00:20:10,182 --> 00:20:11,682 Little League. Excuse me. 519 00:20:11,717 --> 00:20:13,784 I'm so sorry. I apologize. 520 00:20:13,819 --> 00:20:15,519 I told him it was over. 521 00:20:15,554 --> 00:20:17,054 Did you tell them why? 522 00:20:17,089 --> 00:20:18,222 You know, why you insisted 523 00:20:18,257 --> 00:20:20,357 on them spending $100 million dollars 524 00:20:20,392 --> 00:20:22,626 to buy Talbot & Company as opposed to us? 525 00:20:22,661 --> 00:20:24,328 You didn't tell them? 526 00:20:24,363 --> 00:20:26,663 That's fine. I'll take care of it, Skipper. 527 00:20:26,699 --> 00:20:29,133 You see, Skip thinks I'm an asshole. 528 00:20:29,168 --> 00:20:31,969 And Skip is right. He is. 529 00:20:32,004 --> 00:20:33,303 Playing with other people's money 530 00:20:33,339 --> 00:20:35,205 just to pursue a personal vendetta? 531 00:20:35,241 --> 00:20:36,173 It's not cool, Skip. 532 00:20:36,208 --> 00:20:38,041 Ain't cool, Skip. 533 00:20:38,077 --> 00:20:39,476 You see, he doesn't really believe 534 00:20:39,512 --> 00:20:40,711 that Monica is the smarter play. 535 00:20:40,746 --> 00:20:42,312 He's just upset 536 00:20:42,348 --> 00:20:45,516 because, a long time ago, I hurt his little feelings. 537 00:20:45,551 --> 00:20:47,985 I chose Monica... 538 00:20:48,020 --> 00:20:49,987 - You're a fucking pussy. - That's the word, yes. 539 00:20:50,022 --> 00:20:51,722 I've been saying that for years, thank you. 540 00:20:51,757 --> 00:20:53,190 I am not a pussy. 541 00:20:53,225 --> 00:20:54,825 Look, I don't give a shit about you. 542 00:20:54,860 --> 00:20:56,660 And I don't give a shit 543 00:20:56,695 --> 00:20:58,896 about the skinny girl with the whisper voice. 544 00:20:59,932 --> 00:21:00,898 That's Monica. 545 00:21:00,933 --> 00:21:02,833 I do give a shit 546 00:21:02,868 --> 00:21:04,201 about Cuba. 547 00:21:04,236 --> 00:21:07,104 Our grandfather had substantial holdings there. 548 00:21:07,139 --> 00:21:09,373 All repatriated after the revolution. 549 00:21:09,408 --> 00:21:11,742 Fucking communists stole our birthright. 550 00:21:11,777 --> 00:21:13,377 We're gonna take back what's ours. 551 00:21:13,412 --> 00:21:16,246 For Paw-Paw. 552 00:21:16,282 --> 00:21:17,915 For Paw-Paw. 553 00:21:17,950 --> 00:21:19,216 For Paw-Paw. 554 00:21:19,251 --> 00:21:20,017 For Paw-Paw! 555 00:21:23,622 --> 00:21:25,355 Whichever firm has the balls 556 00:21:25,391 --> 00:21:28,559 and the brains to help us make that happen... 557 00:21:30,429 --> 00:21:31,795 ...that's who we buy. 558 00:21:51,283 --> 00:21:52,583 This is great. This is great. 559 00:21:52,618 --> 00:21:53,917 Actually, but I just need you to shorten it. 560 00:21:53,953 --> 00:21:55,619 So shorten it. Shorter is always better. 561 00:21:55,654 --> 00:21:57,521 - Oh, there he is! - Hey. 562 00:21:57,556 --> 00:21:58,856 Next mayor of Los Angeles. 563 00:21:58,891 --> 00:22:00,057 Hey, fingers crossed. 564 00:22:00,092 --> 00:22:01,792 Hey, I'll meet you guys inside, okay? 565 00:22:01,827 --> 00:22:03,160 You what what I can't wait to do? 566 00:22:03,195 --> 00:22:04,695 - Huh? - Trade in my boring old scissors 567 00:22:04,730 --> 00:22:06,196 for those giant ribbon-cutting ones? 568 00:22:06,232 --> 00:22:07,464 - Yes. - You know what I'm talking about? 569 00:22:07,499 --> 00:22:08,665 - Yeah, of course. - You want to grab a chai tea? 570 00:22:08,701 --> 00:22:09,967 Yeah, you know what I was thinking? 571 00:22:10,002 --> 00:22:11,501 Post-election, first order of business. 572 00:22:11,537 --> 00:22:13,971 - If we attack strong... - Whoa, slow down there, cowboy. 573 00:22:14,006 --> 00:22:16,373 You're already talking like I'm gonna offer you a job. 574 00:22:16,408 --> 00:22:17,841 I'm gonna offer you a job. 575 00:22:17,877 --> 00:22:19,009 I figured you would. 576 00:22:19,044 --> 00:22:20,811 Of course you got to meet with Josh DuVall first. 577 00:22:20,846 --> 00:22:22,012 But that's just a formality. 578 00:22:22,047 --> 00:22:23,680 "Josh DuVall"? 579 00:22:23,716 --> 00:22:24,815 Yeah, he's gonna be the executive director 580 00:22:24,850 --> 00:22:26,049 of my economic council. He's great. 581 00:22:26,085 --> 00:22:27,317 You're gonna love him. And Cathy, too. 582 00:22:27,353 --> 00:22:28,719 She's gonna be his deputy. 583 00:22:28,754 --> 00:22:31,121 Josh and Cathy. They sound good. 584 00:22:31,156 --> 00:22:34,291 Wait a sec, you... you didn't think I was gonna... 585 00:22:34,326 --> 00:22:36,827 Clyde, you have no experience in politics. 586 00:22:36,862 --> 00:22:37,995 Uh... 587 00:22:38,030 --> 00:22:39,363 Josh has been at this for 30 years. 588 00:22:39,398 --> 00:22:41,598 What kind of mayor would I be if I chose you over him? 589 00:22:41,634 --> 00:22:43,800 I don't know... the kind that promised to shake things up? 590 00:22:43,836 --> 00:22:46,670 The kind who's gonna challenge the establishment 591 00:22:46,705 --> 00:22:48,005 with his bold new vision... do you remember that shit? 592 00:22:48,040 --> 00:22:49,506 - You used to say that to me. - Hey. 593 00:22:49,541 --> 00:22:51,041 You're still a baby bird, okay? 594 00:22:51,076 --> 00:22:53,343 - Josh is gonna teach you how to fly. - Wow. 595 00:22:53,379 --> 00:22:54,544 So I'll have his aide reach out and set up a time... 596 00:22:54,580 --> 00:22:56,313 You know what? I'm good. 597 00:22:56,348 --> 00:22:57,848 Don't even worry about it. 598 00:22:57,883 --> 00:22:59,182 I'm excellent. I'm not even some... 599 00:22:59,218 --> 00:23:01,652 Oh, my... Po-cock! 600 00:23:01,687 --> 00:23:03,921 I'm a baby bird! 601 00:23:03,956 --> 00:23:05,589 It's happening. 602 00:23:05,624 --> 00:23:07,090 I'm doing it! 603 00:23:07,126 --> 00:23:08,825 I'm flying! 604 00:23:08,861 --> 00:23:10,961 Oh, the view is amazing from up here! 605 00:23:10,996 --> 00:23:14,131 Good-bye, Seth! Good-bye! 606 00:23:15,401 --> 00:23:17,501 Whoa...! 607 00:23:17,536 --> 00:23:19,436 Okay, all right. 608 00:23:19,471 --> 00:23:22,506 - Whoa... - All right, all right. 609 00:23:22,541 --> 00:23:26,376 This is a gate change announcement for Flight 317. 610 00:23:26,412 --> 00:23:28,645 Hey, Clyde, you're here. 611 00:23:28,681 --> 00:23:31,014 - Oh... - Whoa, whoa, wait a minute! 612 00:23:31,050 --> 00:23:33,016 If you're here, who's running the city? 613 00:23:33,052 --> 00:23:34,551 Ha... 614 00:23:34,586 --> 00:23:36,219 All right, so I'm standing there with Seth, right? 615 00:23:36,255 --> 00:23:37,521 - Uh-huh, right. - And he's offering me this 616 00:23:37,556 --> 00:23:39,723 huge position in his administration. 617 00:23:39,758 --> 00:23:41,725 But all I could think about was 618 00:23:41,760 --> 00:23:43,327 I should be on that plane to Cuba. 619 00:23:43,362 --> 00:23:45,629 'Cause at the end of the day, 620 00:23:45,664 --> 00:23:47,364 I want to be with you guys. 621 00:23:49,001 --> 00:23:50,667 - Fuck, my face. - What? 622 00:23:50,703 --> 00:23:52,336 - Goddamn it! - Yuck. 623 00:23:52,371 --> 00:23:53,603 The, uh, the last part, right? 624 00:23:53,639 --> 00:23:55,005 I was right there with you till that part. 625 00:23:55,040 --> 00:23:57,074 I mean, I really thought you got the big job 626 00:23:57,109 --> 00:23:58,375 and then you were like, "I want to be with you guys." 627 00:23:58,410 --> 00:23:59,576 That's not how I sound like. 628 00:23:59,611 --> 00:24:00,777 - That was the thing... - It was close! 629 00:24:00,813 --> 00:24:01,912 But that's not what I sound like. 630 00:24:01,947 --> 00:24:03,347 God, was there ever even a Seth Buckley? 631 00:24:03,382 --> 00:24:04,614 - Oh, my God. - Come on. 632 00:24:04,650 --> 00:24:06,249 It's all good. Hey, we're glad you're here. 633 00:24:06,285 --> 00:24:07,784 Thanks, man. 634 00:24:07,820 --> 00:24:09,353 Did you hear how I did that? 635 00:24:09,388 --> 00:24:10,587 - I love the way you did that. - So smooth. - Oh. 636 00:24:10,622 --> 00:24:11,722 - Was it good? - That was nice. 637 00:24:16,495 --> 00:24:17,928 When the sale goes through... 638 00:24:17,963 --> 00:24:20,530 or if-if the sale goes through, 639 00:24:20,566 --> 00:24:22,799 I was thinking, 640 00:24:22,835 --> 00:24:26,236 I might want to take Phoebe to Rome. 641 00:24:26,271 --> 00:24:27,904 I don't know. I also, 642 00:24:27,940 --> 00:24:29,906 I've heard that Denmark is really beautiful. 643 00:24:29,942 --> 00:24:31,508 Regardless, we're gonna have to discuss 644 00:24:31,543 --> 00:24:33,910 how that affects our co-parenting. 645 00:24:35,247 --> 00:24:37,848 Hello, Marty? 646 00:24:37,883 --> 00:24:38,982 Hmm? 647 00:24:39,018 --> 00:24:41,318 Uh, yeah... yeah, all that. 648 00:24:41,353 --> 00:24:42,986 That you said, whatever, it's great. 649 00:24:43,022 --> 00:24:44,488 Did you hear any of what I just said? 650 00:24:44,523 --> 00:24:45,622 No. 651 00:24:45,657 --> 00:24:47,791 Why engage on this, right? 652 00:24:47,826 --> 00:24:48,892 Jeannie, 653 00:24:48,927 --> 00:24:50,494 we are orbiting the fucking payday 654 00:24:50,529 --> 00:24:52,529 to end all motherfucking paydays. 655 00:24:52,564 --> 00:24:54,164 Please don't pick this particular moment 656 00:24:54,199 --> 00:24:56,600 to go scurrying down the rabbit hole. 657 00:24:56,635 --> 00:24:57,901 Uh, trying to plan for my future 658 00:24:57,936 --> 00:24:59,269 is not scurrying down a rabbit hole, Marty. 659 00:24:59,304 --> 00:25:00,504 We are far 660 00:25:00,539 --> 00:25:02,039 from done... you understand that? 661 00:25:02,074 --> 00:25:03,840 Okay, I need your head in the game 662 00:25:03,876 --> 00:25:05,675 if we're gonna win this thing. 663 00:25:05,711 --> 00:25:07,477 You want to win this thing, right? 664 00:25:07,513 --> 00:25:08,645 I don't know. 665 00:25:08,680 --> 00:25:10,180 Now, you don't want to win this thing? 666 00:25:10,215 --> 00:25:11,748 I didn't say I don't want to win it. 667 00:25:11,784 --> 00:25:13,450 I just said I don't know. 668 00:25:13,485 --> 00:25:16,086 Jeannie, we're not gonna end up on a fucking park bench. 669 00:25:16,121 --> 00:25:18,655 Have you thought about it for one minute? 670 00:25:18,690 --> 00:25:20,357 Have you thought about what our lives 671 00:25:20,392 --> 00:25:21,792 would be like if this happens? 672 00:25:21,827 --> 00:25:22,793 Thank you. 673 00:25:22,828 --> 00:25:24,261 Or what our-our daughter's life 674 00:25:24,296 --> 00:25:26,630 would be like if this happens? 675 00:25:26,665 --> 00:25:28,198 So we win. Let's say we win, okay? 676 00:25:28,233 --> 00:25:29,633 Great, we win. 677 00:25:29,668 --> 00:25:31,034 Monica's bleeding out. 678 00:25:31,070 --> 00:25:33,103 We've pounded Skip into a fine dust. 679 00:25:33,138 --> 00:25:34,237 Then what? 680 00:25:34,273 --> 00:25:35,605 We mix the dust and the blood, 681 00:25:35,641 --> 00:25:36,973 put it a goblet and drink it. 682 00:25:37,009 --> 00:25:38,809 Uh... 683 00:25:38,844 --> 00:25:40,811 We are who we are. 684 00:25:40,846 --> 00:25:42,813 Oh, that's profound. 685 00:25:42,848 --> 00:25:45,382 And the payday of all motherfucking paydays, Marty, 686 00:25:45,417 --> 00:25:46,750 isn't going to change that. 687 00:25:46,785 --> 00:25:48,385 The only thing that's gonna change 688 00:25:48,420 --> 00:25:50,387 is that we are not going to have our company. 689 00:25:50,422 --> 00:25:52,255 And we have been through so much shit, 690 00:25:52,291 --> 00:25:54,858 and we've come out on the other side in, like, 691 00:25:54,893 --> 00:25:57,194 a pretty good place. 692 00:25:57,229 --> 00:25:59,996 So... 693 00:26:00,032 --> 00:26:02,699 I'm just saying can we slow down for a minute 694 00:26:02,734 --> 00:26:04,868 and think about this? 695 00:26:04,903 --> 00:26:07,838 We're going 55 fucking thousand miles an hour 696 00:26:07,873 --> 00:26:09,973 toward Cuba right now, 697 00:26:10,008 --> 00:26:13,477 and you want to slow down and think about it. 698 00:26:18,550 --> 00:26:20,550 What, what is it that you want? 699 00:26:32,164 --> 00:26:35,499 I need goddamn time. 700 00:27:25,650 --> 00:27:30,650 Sync and corrections by explosiveskull www.addic7ed.com