(WOMAN READING)
Let's fucking do this.
(ALL YELLING)
Come on.
More pulling.
More getting mortal.
More fight.
HOLLY: What are you fucking on about?
Things are about to go crazy.
(SCREAMS)
Let the chaos begin.
Why?
It's about fucking time Holly knew the truth.
Tell me fucking what?
KYLE: Bullshit.
Don't you fucking lie!
I need to get out this house.
He's not even tried to explain himself, and I'm obviously not worth fighting for.
(SCREAMS AND SOBS)
I should have a degree in pulling women.
I would never kiss anyone without a six-pack.
Hardest graft I've ever done is to do me hair.
I'm a natural beauty. Real boobs, real hair.
Get me in this house 'cause I'm going to tear the place up.
I'm totally crackers me like.
I'm preened to perfection.
I'm cheeky, colourful and full of mischief.
I'm fit, I'm flirty, and I've got double Fs.
I'm gonna make sparks fly and get everyone feisty.
ALL: Geordie Shore, wae'aye!
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(YAWNS AND SNIFFLES)
HOLLY: Last night was the worst night of my entire life.
I've lost the lad who I potentially saw some kind of future with,
and I've lost the girl who's been there for me through absolutely everything.
And I don't know how I'm gonna be able to get through this.
What the fuck happened last night? Everyone was absolutely buzzin'.
(EXHALES) That turned quickly, didn't it?
Last night was wicked until we got back to the house,
then all of a sudden, World War fucking Three.
Last night when it all kicked off, Kyle should have told Holly
exactly where she stands. Instead, he ran away. Dickhead.
CHARLOTTE: I've woke up this morning and I'm just so scared,
because Holly's downstairs and I'm upstairs
and I really, really don't think she's ever gonna forgive us
for what happened last night.
I'm angry at Charlotte. I'm so angry.
She knew that he'd said those things behind my back and to find out like that,
was just absolutely heartbreaking.
CHARLOTTE: What I did came from a good place.
I just wanted to try and make things better.
I wanted to try and be a good friend. I didn't mean to break her heart.
(HOLLY SIGHS)
He is the one who ran away. He's the one who walked off.
I begged him, I screamed it. I begged him.
I can see that Holly's broken and this is all because of Kyle.
Kyle's got up and left her.
I don't know how we're ever gonna get the old Holly back.
I just need to know once and for all.
Are we gonna make a go of this or not,
- because I can't deal with this anymore. - CHARLOTTE: Yeah.
HOLLY: Not once did I ever pressure Kyle into doin' something
that he wasn't ready for.
But right now, I am that low that I couldn't even give a fuck what happens.
I just need to know where I stand.
I'm so sorry.
HOLLY: I know that Kyle was the one to walk out last night,
but I do need to know where I stand, so I'm gonna give him a ring.
Hiya.
(KYLE SPEAKING)
Er, yeah. Where are ya?
Okay, well, I think we need to talk.
Kyle's saying that he wants to see me alone away from the house,
and I think it would be a good idea to talk,
but I am terrified of what he's gonna say.
KYLE: See you later, then.
- Bye. - Bye.
(TELEPHONE RINGING)
CHARLOTTE: Phone's goin' and I know who it's gonna be,
and if she's even thinking about sending us to work,
she can swivel.
- ANNA: Hi, Charlotte. - Hiya.
I've got a very special Tash-o-gram today.
CHARLOTTE: Oh, God, right, okay.
(ANNA SPEAKING)
(CHARLOTTE SPEAKING)
Shock! It's work, and yes, I'm not going.
Do the work wave when you're not at work.
Do the work wave when you're not at work. Booyakasha.
So, work today is a Tash-o-gram
in a call centre for a lady's 40th birthday.
HOLLY: No...
CHARLOTTE: I can see Gary and Aaron's faces already,
and I've not even told them that it's them goin' to work yet.
In your face.
I think she's picked the perfect two people for the job.
Gary and Aaron.
(GIRLS LAUGHING)
A 40th fucking birthday, at a call centre. This is my worst nightmare.
Oh, I am fucking dreading this.
Charlotte is clearly loving this, but what she doesn't realise is
giving a MILF a good time on her 40th is right up my street.
It's a strip-o-gram!
- (CHLOE GASPS) - No.
AARON: Anna hasn't done well at all.
All I can see is a fuckin' leather thong. Fucking pervy bitch.
Go and try them on, lads.
AARON: Me and Gaz are dressed to impress,
so we're gonna grab the flowers, chocolates
and champagne, and head out.
Ooh! Sexy!
(EXHALES)
GARY: Walking through reception and down the corridor,
and honestly I am so nervous. Hands are starting to shake.
But I just want this to go smoothly.
Yeah, I'm fucking sweating and I've got no clothes on.
- Joanne... - (LAUGHS)
...it's your birthday. - (ALL LAUGH)
We find Joanne, and thank fuck for that,
she looks just as embarrassed as we are.
Thank you.
GARY: Joanne's made the call. It's time to get the pants off.
But one thing is, we're going commando. This could go terribly wrong.
- (WOMAN LAUGHS) - (GARY CHUCKLES)
You're pulling me hips in two.
AARON: Fuck me, Joanne's keen.
She's just nearly ripped me apron and me pants off!
That's not part of the deal. Keep your hands to yourself.
AARON: Joanne says she wants to spank me with a massive ruler.
Why the fuck did I open me mouth?
Joanne is one kinky MILF.
She's tapping away at Aaron's arse, getting harder and harder,
but the last one, she is winding up like...
ALL: Oh!
(LAUGHING)
I think Joanne's got a little bit over-excited.
She's hit us so hard, the ruler snapped.
Anna better be paying me double for this.
- (KISSES) Happy Birthday. - Thank you.
(KISSES) See you later.
Job done and this is one birthday she won't forget. Neither will my arse.
(ALL LAUGHING)
(SIGHING)
I'm about to go and meet Kyle
and I've never been more nervous for anything in my entire life.
I feel as though this is make or break.
- (MARNIE GASPS) - BOTH: Oh, my God!
- MARNIE: Wow! - CHARLOTTE: That is gorgeous.
- MARNIE: Wowzer. - Do you think?
You look like you're goin' to the Oscars.
CHARLOTTE: Holly has literally took me breath away.
She looks unbelievably stunning.
I'm just so worried she's not gonna get the answer she wants.
Well, if he's gonna break up with us I'm gonna make him fuckin'...
It very damn hard.
HOLLY: I know.
The thing is, it's like...
Prepare for the worst and hope for the best.
HOLLY: If Kyle says that he wants to break up,
the only think I can think of to say is, "Why?"
Why have we been fighting so much? Why the fuck have I put myself through
so much stress for these past couple of weeks?
I've been fighting for nothing.
It's like make or break, innit?
Are you nervous?
Never been more nervous for anything in me entire life.
MARNIE: I feel so bad, 'cause I feel helpless.
There's nothing me and Charlotte can say to Holly.
It's out of our control. The ball is in Kyle's court.
Oh, God.
(EXHALES)
Yeah.
She's practically shaking. I am so scared for her.
Every single hope is pinned onto this one meeting with Kyle
and I just hope to God it doesn't go wrong.
HOLLY: I feel physically sick.
I've got a really bad feeling and my instinct is telling me
that we're gonna finish tonight, and I don't know how I'm gonna deal with it.
I'm really nervous about tonight.
I don't know how I'm gonna feel when I see Holly.
When I spoke to Kyle on the phone, it didn't sound good,
which isn't leading me to be very positive about this whole situation.
I didn't expect things to go this far between me and Holly.
I didn't expect to have to deal with her past every single day.
I've never felt like this before in my entire life.
I don't know what way it's gonna go.
All I can feel is my heart beating inside my chest and I'm just so scared.
- HOLLY: Hi. - (KISSES)
(HOLLY SIGHS)
I walk in and I know that I look amazing,
and Kyle can't even look me in the eye and that's when I know. It's over.
I didn't.
Okay.
I've put Holly through enough. She deserves to know how I really feel.
I'm gonna be honest with you. Your past, it does bother us.
You knew about my past before you started getting involved with us.
I know, but I didn't think I'd get in this deep.
It's my fault, it's my fault more than yours. It's totally my fault.
I'm sorry.
I've been through this moment a million times in me head,
but now I'm here I don't know if I can do it.
I'm gripped onto the side of my chair and all I want him to do
is put me out of my fuckin' misery. Are you gonna finish with me or not?
Just fuckin' say it!
I'm trying to get ready but all I can think about is Holly.
Fingers crossed. I just want her to be happy.
I'm always buzzin' for a night out. It's time to hit the town.
Tonight's gonna be unreal. Everyone's gonna get fuckin' mortal.
My plan is to get as pissed as possible, as soon as possible,
just in case it's bad news for Holly and Kyle.
MARNIE: None of us can concentrate.
All we're all thinking about is what's goin' on with Holly and Kyle?
(EXHALES)
Just fuckin' say it!
Something just feels really, really different tonight.
Kyle can't look at me. I feel sick and my gut's telling me that it's over.
I'm fuckin' terrified.
Erm...
I just think to meself, fuck this house, fuck Anna,
fuck my past and fuck your past.
I want you as me girlfriend. I want you as me lass.
- What do you say? - (CHUCKLES) Yes!
(BOTH LAUGH)
Oh, my God!
(SCREAMS)
I've got a boyfriend, I've got a boyfriend.
Go, Holly! Go, Holly! You got a boyfriend. Oh, yeah!
Oh, God, I've never been so scared in me entire life.
For the first time in me life I've got a girlfriend. (CHUCKLES)
This has been a big decision for me.
I didn't know whether I could deal with Holly's past,
but I do care about her, and I do wanna be with her.
I genuinely thought in me head that you were' gonna end it.
I can't even begin to describe how relieved I feel.
I can't wait to get to the club and introduce everyone
to my new boyfriend.
(GIGGLES)
We're all trying to have a good night, but the atmosphere feels on edge.
We're just worrying to see what's gonna happen with Holly and Kyle.
Now that me and Kyle are actually boyfriend and girlfriend,
we think that we should play a game on everybody else,
and pretend that he's ended it.
CHARLOTTE: Oh, no, no, no. No, no, no.
Holly's just walked in and she looks fuckin' devastated.
Kyle's a prick. He's obviously finished with her.
That's tonight ruined.
CHARLOTTE: What the fuck? Holly's in tears.
Kyle is an absolute dick for finishing with my best friend
when she looks that good.
(SCREAMS)
Ha! Ha! Just kidding!
- You fuckin' dickheads! - Yes! Yes!
AARON: Kyle walks in smiling. These two are having us on. Pricks.
(SCREAMING)
I can't believe it. Kyle and Holly are finally together.
They're finally boyfriend and girlfriend!
I'm pleased me and Holly are good,
but there's one more person in this relationship I've got to make happy.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, God, Kyle's pulled us aside, this could get awkward.
It's the first time we've spoke since our massive argument.
Well, this is good, Kyle's apologising,
and then I'll apologise and then everything will be fine.
So, I was right. It was me who got Holly and Kyle together.
I am the reason they're so happy.
This is the best night in Geordie Shore, ever.
I'm glad me and Charlotte are friends again,
'cause even without Holly there, we are best mates
and I'll always look out for her because she's like me little sister.
Yes, I do fancy Scott, Nathan. What's your problem?
You probably do, too.
NATHAN: I love takin' the piss out of Chloe.
I fuckin' love her.
Yeah, Nathan. Stop being so cheeky.
When Scott comes back to the house, he's mine.
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
It looks like love is in the air tonight, 'cause I've been sucked in by Marnie,
once again.
It doesn't really matter what Aaron tells us,
whether he pulls or whether he doesn't.
I still end up kissin' him, anyway.
For fucks sake. I thought I got away with that one.
CHARLOTTE: Marnie and Aaron are all over each other.
Why don't they just get on with it?
I'm sick of seeing them just touch each other's flesh.
Just fuckin' shag, man.
Gary's absolutely smashed. I've never seen him this drunk before.
He's sayin' all of his words wrong.
Normally, Gary's quite intelligent. But I'm the brainy one here.
Winning!
CHLOE: I don't know what's got into us tonight.
I am missing Scott, and I wanna pull. Marnie, you're looking kind of fit tonight!
Chloe's necking on with us. I'm mortal, I'm just gonna go along with it.
She's probably the only person in the house I haven't kissed.
I've had a wicked night and it's time to head home.
But I'm not sure if I can get there without a little bit of extra attention.
I'm far too scared to even look in the back to see what they're doing.
- I really am. - Is that a fucking foot?
We're in the car and we're on the way home, but I just can't wait.
A little bit of foreplay won't hurt, will it?
- No, please, don't do that now. - It's not fair.
I'm getting dead horny.
(CHLOE SHRIEKS)
I don't know why Chloe and Nathan are looking so shocked.
We're boyfriend and girlfriend now, don't you know?
Oh my...
I picked the wrong taxi. Holly and Kyle are acting like it's a porno in the back.
There's dicks and fannies everywhere.
(CHLOE SCREAMS)
I don't wanna look, Chloe, 'cause I get nervous
and then I'll start crying, and when I cry I can't stop.
- I'm jealous. - Kyle, why are you saying "keep going"?
I can hear sloppy noises and moaning.
Could they not wait till we get back to the house, at least?
This isn't real. This isn't real. This isn't real.
This is not, definitely real.
I think I've been scarred for life in that taxi.
I've just hard the worst taxi ride of my fuckin' life.
NATHAN: Holly was sucking Kyle off.
Nathan, welcome. Welcome to the Geordie Shore house, mate.
There is no time to waste.
Me and Kyle are gonna christen this relationship.
(HOLLY GROANS)
(HOLLY MOANS)
Everyone is absolutely smashed. I can barely see, but I know what I want.
MARNIE: Oh, my God! (LAUGHS)
Me and Aaron can't keep our hands off each other.
It's clearly an Aaron and Marnie night.
(MARNIE GIGGLES)
I get back to the house, everyone has pressed snooze up the max.
Well, wakey, fuckin' wakey, 'cause turbo dick's back!
- Oh, yay! Wakey, wakey! - (SCREAMS)
CHLOE: I was having the best dream ever, and then I woke up,
and Scott's bouncing on me bed like a lunatic.
What the fuck is goin' on?
Oh, you fuckin' prick.
(CHUCKLES)
SCOTT: Chloe, what the fuck is that?
Why have you been gone for so long?
Scott's back, and he's back with a bang. I wouldn't expect it any other way.
- What? - Sort of a fight over Aaron.
(CHUCKLES)
I've only been away for a couple of weeks,
but it feels like I've been away for fuckin' five years.
What have I missed? Fuckin' everything.
It's about time that Holly and Kyle finally got together.
Kyle's a bit of a twat for making her wait this long,
but he got there in the end.
Someone got lucky, eh?
(LAUGHING)
So I've walked in the lads' bedroom, and Marnie's in my bed with fuckin' Aaron.
Well, maybe she wanted to play with Aaron while smelling me.
What the fuck?
Hi.
Fucking hell, Scott's back.
Well, the peace and quiet was nice while it lasted.
- Fuckin' hell! You're fresh this morning! - (CHUCKLES)
I'm fuckin' buzzing to be back, and I've been away that long,
I thought I might as well organise a massive surprise for everyone.
We've got a big day today and I've organised this event for everyone to do.
It's an activity, and you're gonna fuckin' love it.
Scott tells us he's got a surprise for all. I wonder what the fuck it is?
I'm nervous. I am nervous.
You should be nervous.
I want everybody to pack their shit up, wash their fannies,
'cause Scotty T has got a massive surprise for everyone.
And for once it's not me chike.
Scott's only been back two minutes,
and now he's saying he's got a surprise for us.
Fuck knows what we're in for.
CHARLOTTE: God knows where we're goin on this bus.
I'm holding out for some kind of take-away drive-thru.
Come on, Scott, just fuckin' tell me, man.
These lot are gonna be fucking buzzing their dicks off
when they find out what I've got in store for them.
I thought, fuck it, why don't I just book everyone a fuckin' sky dive?
Cannot jump out of a plane. I'm sorry, I can't.
Who in their right mind wants to fling themselves out of a plane?
CHLOE: Before we go sky diving, we need to do some training.
But you're only jumpin' out of a plane, how much training do you need?
Before we start, is anyone over 15 stone?
(ALL LAUGH)
Unfortunately, my friend, you won't be able to jump.
I can't fuckin' believe it. I am too fat to fly.
- I could cry. - ALL: Aw!
It looks like someone else won't be doing the skydive
because Nathan ate all the pies!
I don't want ya to die. We've only just got together.
I'm absolutely terrified of jumping out of a plane,
but I've got Kyle by my side, and if he can do it, I can do it.
Once I'm up in that plane, I think I could just fuckin' bottle it.
Sometimes I wonder why I even fancy Aaron.
He's a little pussy.
HOLLY: The plane's goin' up.
It just feels like I'm goin' on a little holiday.
Although, I've got this big man strapped to my back
and I'm about to throw meself out at 10,000 fuckin' feet.
Fuck, man! What am I doin'?
Fuckin' hell.
We've been waiting all day to do this, I can't wait. I'm absolutely buzzin'.
I'm the first to jump. This shit just got real.
(SHRIEKING)
The doors have opened, and Gary is at the edge.
There's no turnin' back. I fuckin' love this shit.
(SCREAMS)
This is better than my first ever threesome!
(GASPS)
(HOLLY SCREAMS)
This is fuckin' unbelievable!
Why don't I do this every day of the fuckin' week?
I feel like I'm crying with happiness. It's like nothing I've felt before.
Let's go!
SCOTT: Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
No! It's Scotty fuckin' T.
CHLOE: I can't describe this feeling.
It feels like I've just jumped out of a plane from mid-air!
It's amazing. Possibly the best feeling I've ever had in me life.
I'm really glad that my arse is fuckin' colossal
because it's gonna break my fall.
What a first day in a relationship to have!
I jumped out of a plane with me girlfriend!
AARON: Even though it's one of the scariest things I've ever done,
Scott's idea was fuckin' wicked.
SCOTT: I'm so glad that I organised this for everyone.
I've missed my fuckin' Geordie family like mad,
and what better way to show them.
Even though me and Nathan didn't do it,
I still enjoyed thoroughly watching all yous do it.
- Proud. I'm proud of yous all for jumping. - I'm very proud of yous all, yeah.
Today's been absolutely amazin' and everyone could not be in a better mood.
We need to get home, get ready and get to town.
We are all raring to hit the town for the last time,
and it's gonna go off.
Last night is family night, can we have certain rules for family night?
You're not allowed to pull.
Unless, it's in the family.
If Scott's me only option tonight,
I might give him a chance at a naked cuddle.
- So, do you like him, Chloe? - Like who?
- CHARLOTTE: Scott. - CHLOE: A bit.
Do you think you're gonna go out with a bang, then?
- Maybe. - I think you might.
I think there's a good possibility.
The girls have finished me make-up
and I've gotta admit they've done a canny good job.
Fuckin' hell, Chloe, you look amazing.
Scott, won't be able to keep his mitts off me tits tonight.
Everyone, cheers! The last fuckin' night!
(CHEERING)
Absolutely buzzing for our last night as a family, let's fucking do this.
(CHEERING)
Going in the house I was a nervous fuckin' wreck,
but I couldn't have hoped for it to go any better.
Everyone's dancing, everyone getting smashed,
the drinks are flowing. This is how it should be. It's our last fuckin' night.
Chloe seems to have started a dance-off.
Honey, if you wanna be shown how to move, step aside.
Everyone's giving this dance-off their best shot.
Move aside, I'm comin' through.
Gary comes in and does this stupid fuckin' shuffle.
Anyone can do that. Try twerking upside down, you bitch.
Everyone's dancin' ridiculously. I fuckin' love these guys.
Maybe because it's family night, and the options are limited,
or the fact that Chloe's lookin' canny fit,
but I've got a feeling by the end of the night,
she's gonna be findin' her selfie on the end of my stick.
I don't want to like Scott, but he's been really sweet,
and he's complimenting us, and it's makin' us like him even more.
It wouldn't be a last night out without a champagne spray.
Party time.
The time has come to go home, but the party is gonna continue
back at the house.
Everybody knows, the best way to end a night is with a kebab.
Cheers, everyone!
Everyone raise your kebab to the family. Cheers!
It's the first time I've ever done a toast with kebab, but it's fuckin' class.
We're havin' so much fun. To the hot tub!
(LAUGHING)
Shit! I don't think I've ever been out here without fallin' on me arse.
I stink of kebab, so while everyone else goes in the hot tub, I'm goin' to bed.
It's amazin' how much we can fall out, argue and fight in this house,
but we'll still come back together as a family.
CHARLOTTE: Oh, yeah.
MARNIE: I love these people so much.
After tomorrow it's gonna be so hard wakin' up without them all being there.
NATHAN: Chloe, I think we've had a lot of fun in here.
I've loved every single moment in the house,
and I'm absolutely gutted to be goin' home.
GARY: Slumber party!
We're havin' so much fun and I never want this night to end.
So, we're goin' to the boys' room for a fuckin' slumber party.
How cute is this, we're all in the same room,
everyone's getting along, I think this is a great end.
I'm happy. I've had the best night ever.
Everyone's goin' to sleep in the boys' room,
but there's only one way me and Holly wanna end the night,
and that's in bed together.
HOLLY: I knew there was a reason why me and Kyle had to be together.
Because he knows exactly how I like to be woken up.
(HOLLY MOANS)
Marnie's left the room, so me and Gary think it's a good idea to swap beds.
She is gonna have the shock of her life.
- (SHRIEKING) - (LAUGHING)
MARNIE: These boys are arseholes.
I've left the room for two seconds and they're already playing pranks on us.
Dicks.
CHLOE: Everyone's tired, and everyone wants to go to sleep,
there's only one place I'm sleeping, next to Scotty T.
I'm absolutely buckled and next thing I know
me pipe finds itself in Chloe's mouth.
(CHLOE SPEAKING)
(MARNIE SPEAKING)
(AARON SPEAKING)
I wish the other lads would fuckin' shut up.
How's Chloe supposed to talk and suck me off at the same time?
You know, she's not that clever!
I've just completed me first ever BJ and I feel mint.
So I go to see if he enjoyed it? The fucker's asleep.
Better go and sort meself out then.
(MARNIE SPEAKING)
(BUZZING)
(MARNIE SPEAKING)
(AARON SPEAKING)
- Have you brought your vibrator in here? - Yeah.
I'm tryin' to get to sleep and all I can hear is (IMITATES VIBRATOR)
She's actually, not jokin', I can hear it vibrating.
(BUZZING CONTINUES)
Kyle, what the fuck's in me hair?
I've woken up next to Kyle this mornin' and I am absolutely dying.
Last night was amazin' and I can't believe it's the end.
You have a little bit of kebab.
GARY: Chloe,
Last night, you were suckin' dick.
- No, I wasn't suckin' dick. - Yeah, you were.
Chloe's a little liar. She does like the D in her mouth.
Scott got lucky last night.
ALL CHANTING: Chloe sucks dick! Chloe sucks dick!
- CHLOE: I don't. - Chloe sucks dick!
Could you tell it was her first time?
(ALL LAUGHING)
I can't believe Scott's beefing me blow job tekkers.
That's the last time I'm goin' near his German sausage.
(IMITATES WHIRRING)
You're a liar!
It's always so depressing and so difficult packing to leave.
I'm gonna hate not bein' here tomorrow.
The thing about the Geordie Shore house is
some people go and some people come, but one thing remains the same.
We're a family and we're fuckin' mad.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
NATHAN: I feel like I've inherited a new family.
I've gained four new brothers and four new sisters.
And for that, I'm buzzin'.
I feel a bit emotional.
Aww.
I was so nervous comin' in, in case yous didn't like us,
and shit what am I gonna do?
- But yous have been so welcoming. - Yeah.
I can't believe the time's up. It's gone so quick.
It's been the best experience of me life. I'm gonna miss everyone. Aw...
These aren't mine!
These aren't my knickers.
Stop lying they are so yours.
They are not my knickers.
GARY: Me and Charlotte, once again, have been through so much.
I wanna make sure everything is actually okay.
This time round, it has been obviously different for us.
Yeah.
Telling Charlotte that I had a girlfriend was the hardest thing
I've ever had to do in this house.
So, do you think Lillie's the one?
I wouldn't, you know me, I would not be with a girl that I didn't see a future.
- Do you know what I mean? - Yeah.
I didn't think I'd ever accept the fact that Gary had a girlfriend.
But I suppose it's something I'm just gonna have to get used to.
We're all packed and I can't believe it's that time again.
So do yous feel like yous a part of the family now?
- Yeah. - Yeah.
Yous have both came out of your shells so quick.
You've done amazin'.
Been dead nice.
I'm actually gutted to be leavin' the house first.
It's gonna be so weird not seeing their faces tomorrow.
I think I'm actually gonna get lonely.
Oh. I think I'm gonna cry.
I just don't wanna go, despite the fights and the arguments,
I feel like I'm leaving a group of best friends.
- Be good, Chlo. (KISSES) - Erm, what about mine?
Come 'ere.
Comin' into the house has been like a rollercoaster,
and it's a ride that I would get on over and over again.
I'm gonna get off anyway now, crew.
I'm pure devastated to be leaving the Geordie Shore house once again.
These fuckers are like my brothers and sisters
and I'm gonna miss 'em so much.
- CHARLOTTE: Bye Scotty T! - Wicked.
Come, Kyle, let's go and say bye to our bedroom one last time.
I'm really proud of us.
Fuck off.
MARNIE: This time in the house has been so much fun.
I wouldn't change it for the world.
You never know maybe next time, yous might even have sex.
(GIGGLING)
- It's gotta happen one time. - No.
- Next time, Marns. - No!
(ALL LAUGHING)
Marnie's trying to pretend that she doesn't want us,
but we all know deep down that she does.
So stop tryin' to play it cool, you fuckin' idiot.
Right, fuck off now, both of you.
I'm gutted to be leaving this mad house
and leavin' these idiots that I love so much.
But it's time to go. Aaron, get your bag. We're off.
- See yous later. - Bye!
Once again it's time to leave and I'm absolutely gutted.
When I leave that house, I feel like I'm leaving all me best mates behind.
(ENGINE REVVING)
- It's been a journey for us three. - Yeah.
We've all been through a lot, haven't we?
- HOLLY: Three best friends. - Oh, God!
Oh, God, now I'm gonna cry.
It's hard because there's been times where I've just really wanted to leave.
But when it comes to it, and we're actually goin',
I realise I don't wanna leave at all. I don't want it all to be over.
We'll all have each other, wont we?
- Yeah. - Mmm-hmm.
So am I.
I went into that house with Holly and Kyle bein' me best friends.
We've argued to the point where I didn't think we'd be close again.
But we're walking out of that house, closer than ever.
- Bye, I love you. - Love yous both.
- I'll miss ya. - I'll miss yous.
KYLE: Me and Holly, we've had our ups and downs,
but we've come through bigger, better and stronger than ever.
We've never been in a relationship before,
so who knows what the future holds?
- You've just got your case? - Yeah.
HOLLY: I have had so many ups and downs in this house.
I left and thought that I would never come back.
But fuckin' hell, I have had the best time of my entire life.
(SHRIEKING)
- Hello? - What the hell?
Bambi on Ice has just arrived!
CHLOE: Put that in your pipe and smoke it.
Let's get fuckin' buckled.
Come on, Gaz, get your dick out.
We've been shaggin, a lot.
(MOANING)
We are gonna meet Gary Beadle's girlfriend.
Die, Lillie! Die!
(ALL SHOUTING)
Meow.
What an absolute cake buzz.
I've met someone else.
(SNIFFLES)
This is the one and only time me heart has been broken by Gary.
I have liked you more than you have ever liked me.
I've made a decision to leave here.
HOLLY: I fuckin' love you, right?
Dead fuckin' silence.
(CRYING)
(SIGHS)
- Bye, James. I'll miss ya. - I'll miss you, too.
All I've ever known is Geordie Shore.
(LAUGHING)
I want ya as me girlfriend. I want ya as me lass.
Oh, my God!
CHLOE: Me fuckin' fanny has slipped out me under crackers.
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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