1 00:00:00,960 --> 00:00:02,951 (WOMAN READING) 2 00:00:11,840 --> 00:00:13,671 Let's fucking do this. 3 00:00:13,760 --> 00:00:15,318 (ALL YELLING) 4 00:00:15,400 --> 00:00:16,435 Come on. 5 00:00:18,240 --> 00:00:19,798 More pulling. 6 00:00:20,360 --> 00:00:21,679 More getting mortal. 7 00:00:22,960 --> 00:00:24,393 More fight. 8 00:00:25,400 --> 00:00:27,231 HOLLY: What are you fucking on about? 9 00:00:28,000 --> 00:00:30,195 Things are about to go crazy. 10 00:00:30,280 --> 00:00:31,315 (SCREAMS) 11 00:00:31,880 --> 00:00:33,598 Let the chaos begin. 12 00:00:38,840 --> 00:00:39,989 Why? 13 00:00:42,160 --> 00:00:44,390 It's about fucking time Holly knew the truth. 14 00:00:48,360 --> 00:00:49,554 Tell me fucking what? 15 00:00:54,400 --> 00:00:55,958 KYLE: Bullshit. 16 00:00:56,040 --> 00:00:58,156 Don't you fucking lie! 17 00:00:58,240 --> 00:00:59,593 I need to get out this house. 18 00:01:01,520 --> 00:01:05,752 He's not even tried to explain himself, and I'm obviously not worth fighting for. 19 00:01:05,840 --> 00:01:08,229 (SCREAMS AND SOBS) 20 00:01:10,880 --> 00:01:12,836 I should have a degree in pulling women. 21 00:01:12,920 --> 00:01:15,150 I would never kiss anyone without a six-pack. 22 00:01:15,240 --> 00:01:17,196 Hardest graft I've ever done is to do me hair. 23 00:01:17,280 --> 00:01:19,589 I'm a natural beauty. Real boobs, real hair. 24 00:01:19,680 --> 00:01:22,114 Get me in this house 'cause I'm going to tear the place up. 25 00:01:22,200 --> 00:01:24,270 I'm totally crackers me like. 26 00:01:24,360 --> 00:01:26,032 I'm preened to perfection. 27 00:01:26,120 --> 00:01:27,599 I'm cheeky, colourful and full of mischief. 28 00:01:27,680 --> 00:01:30,035 I'm fit, I'm flirty, and I've got double Fs. 29 00:01:30,120 --> 00:01:32,634 I'm gonna make sparks fly and get everyone feisty. 30 00:01:32,720 --> 00:01:34,836 ALL: Geordie Shore, wae'aye! 31 00:01:10,000 --> 00:01:16,000 Ripped By mstoll 32 00:01:47,480 --> 00:01:49,550 (YAWNS AND SNIFFLES) 33 00:01:51,840 --> 00:01:55,355 HOLLY: Last night was the worst night of my entire life. 34 00:01:55,960 --> 00:01:59,873 I've lost the lad who I potentially saw some kind of future with, 35 00:01:59,960 --> 00:02:03,714 and I've lost the girl who's been there for me through absolutely everything. 36 00:02:03,800 --> 00:02:07,031 And I don't know how I'm gonna be able to get through this. 37 00:02:10,440 --> 00:02:13,637 What the fuck happened last night? Everyone was absolutely buzzin'. 38 00:02:14,400 --> 00:02:16,755 (EXHALES) That turned quickly, didn't it? 39 00:02:16,840 --> 00:02:18,717 Last night was wicked until we got back to the house, 40 00:02:18,800 --> 00:02:21,189 then all of a sudden, World War fucking Three. 41 00:02:27,600 --> 00:02:29,716 Last night when it all kicked off, Kyle should have told Holly 42 00:02:29,800 --> 00:02:33,554 exactly where she stands. Instead, he ran away. Dickhead. 43 00:02:44,280 --> 00:02:47,352 CHARLOTTE: I've woke up this morning and I'm just so scared, 44 00:02:47,440 --> 00:02:49,715 because Holly's downstairs and I'm upstairs 45 00:02:49,800 --> 00:02:52,678 and I really, really don't think she's ever gonna forgive us 46 00:02:52,760 --> 00:02:54,830 for what happened last night. 47 00:03:07,760 --> 00:03:10,718 I'm angry at Charlotte. I'm so angry. 48 00:03:10,800 --> 00:03:15,271 She knew that he'd said those things behind my back and to find out like that, 49 00:03:15,360 --> 00:03:17,794 was just absolutely heartbreaking. 50 00:03:23,720 --> 00:03:25,597 CHARLOTTE: What I did came from a good place. 51 00:03:25,680 --> 00:03:28,069 I just wanted to try and make things better. 52 00:03:28,160 --> 00:03:31,118 I wanted to try and be a good friend. I didn't mean to break her heart. 53 00:03:31,240 --> 00:03:32,639 (HOLLY SIGHS) 54 00:03:33,440 --> 00:03:36,716 He is the one who ran away. He's the one who walked off. 55 00:03:36,800 --> 00:03:39,837 I begged him, I screamed it. I begged him. 56 00:03:45,960 --> 00:03:49,873 I can see that Holly's broken and this is all because of Kyle. 57 00:03:49,960 --> 00:03:51,518 Kyle's got up and left her. 58 00:03:51,600 --> 00:03:54,273 I don't know how we're ever gonna get the old Holly back. 59 00:03:54,360 --> 00:03:56,715 I just need to know once and for all. 60 00:03:56,800 --> 00:03:59,439 Are we gonna make a go of this or not, 61 00:03:59,520 --> 00:04:02,990 - because I can't deal with this anymore. - CHARLOTTE: Yeah. 62 00:04:03,080 --> 00:04:06,516 HOLLY: Not once did I ever pressure Kyle into doin' something 63 00:04:06,600 --> 00:04:08,272 that he wasn't ready for. 64 00:04:08,360 --> 00:04:12,876 But right now, I am that low that I couldn't even give a fuck what happens. 65 00:04:12,960 --> 00:04:14,951 I just need to know where I stand. 66 00:04:15,040 --> 00:04:16,473 I'm so sorry. 67 00:04:24,680 --> 00:04:27,274 HOLLY: I know that Kyle was the one to walk out last night, 68 00:04:27,360 --> 00:04:30,318 but I do need to know where I stand, so I'm gonna give him a ring. 69 00:04:30,400 --> 00:04:31,594 Hiya. 70 00:04:31,680 --> 00:04:32,669 (KYLE SPEAKING) 71 00:04:32,760 --> 00:04:34,796 Er, yeah. Where are ya? 72 00:04:37,280 --> 00:04:39,555 Okay, well, I think we need to talk. 73 00:04:45,120 --> 00:04:48,112 Kyle's saying that he wants to see me alone away from the house, 74 00:04:48,200 --> 00:04:50,111 and I think it would be a good idea to talk, 75 00:04:50,200 --> 00:04:52,760 but I am terrified of what he's gonna say. 76 00:04:53,240 --> 00:04:54,514 KYLE: See you later, then. 77 00:04:54,600 --> 00:04:56,033 - Bye. - Bye. 78 00:05:00,280 --> 00:05:02,157 (TELEPHONE RINGING) 79 00:05:04,640 --> 00:05:06,915 CHARLOTTE: Phone's goin' and I know who it's gonna be, 80 00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:08,991 and if she's even thinking about sending us to work, 81 00:05:09,080 --> 00:05:10,479 she can swivel. 82 00:05:10,560 --> 00:05:12,676 - ANNA: Hi, Charlotte. - Hiya. 83 00:05:12,760 --> 00:05:15,228 I've got a very special Tash-o-gram today. 84 00:05:15,320 --> 00:05:17,038 CHARLOTTE: Oh, God, right, okay. 85 00:05:17,120 --> 00:05:19,156 (ANNA SPEAKING) 86 00:05:20,240 --> 00:05:22,310 (CHARLOTTE SPEAKING) 87 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:26,992 Shock! It's work, and yes, I'm not going. 88 00:05:27,080 --> 00:05:28,718 Do the work wave when you're not at work. 89 00:05:28,800 --> 00:05:32,509 Do the work wave when you're not at work. Booyakasha. 90 00:05:32,600 --> 00:05:37,230 So, work today is a Tash-o-gram 91 00:05:37,320 --> 00:05:41,518 in a call centre for a lady's 40th birthday. 92 00:05:41,600 --> 00:05:42,635 HOLLY: No... 93 00:05:42,720 --> 00:05:45,393 CHARLOTTE: I can see Gary and Aaron's faces already, 94 00:05:45,480 --> 00:05:48,790 and I've not even told them that it's them goin' to work yet. 95 00:05:48,880 --> 00:05:51,758 In your face. 96 00:05:51,840 --> 00:05:54,991 I think she's picked the perfect two people for the job. 97 00:05:55,080 --> 00:05:56,752 Gary and Aaron. 98 00:05:56,840 --> 00:05:58,432 (GIRLS LAUGHING) 99 00:05:58,520 --> 00:06:03,514 A 40th fucking birthday, at a call centre. This is my worst nightmare. 100 00:06:03,600 --> 00:06:06,512 Oh, I am fucking dreading this. 101 00:06:06,600 --> 00:06:09,398 Charlotte is clearly loving this, but what she doesn't realise is 102 00:06:09,480 --> 00:06:13,553 giving a MILF a good time on her 40th is right up my street. 103 00:06:15,240 --> 00:06:17,117 It's a strip-o-gram! 104 00:06:17,200 --> 00:06:18,713 - (CHLOE GASPS) - No. 105 00:06:18,800 --> 00:06:20,153 AARON: Anna hasn't done well at all. 106 00:06:20,240 --> 00:06:23,835 All I can see is a fuckin' leather thong. Fucking pervy bitch. 107 00:06:23,920 --> 00:06:25,319 Go and try them on, lads. 108 00:06:28,680 --> 00:06:30,830 AARON: Me and Gaz are dressed to impress, 109 00:06:30,920 --> 00:06:32,478 so we're gonna grab the flowers, chocolates 110 00:06:32,560 --> 00:06:34,118 and champagne, and head out. 111 00:06:34,200 --> 00:06:36,316 Ooh! Sexy! 112 00:06:42,520 --> 00:06:43,635 (EXHALES) 113 00:06:45,720 --> 00:06:47,836 GARY: Walking through reception and down the corridor, 114 00:06:47,920 --> 00:06:50,718 and honestly I am so nervous. Hands are starting to shake. 115 00:06:50,800 --> 00:06:52,552 But I just want this to go smoothly. 116 00:06:52,640 --> 00:06:55,359 Yeah, I'm fucking sweating and I've got no clothes on. 117 00:06:59,840 --> 00:07:01,512 - Joanne... - (LAUGHS) 118 00:07:01,600 --> 00:07:04,478 ...it's your birthday. - (ALL LAUGH) 119 00:07:04,560 --> 00:07:06,357 We find Joanne, and thank fuck for that, 120 00:07:06,440 --> 00:07:08,590 she looks just as embarrassed as we are. 121 00:07:08,920 --> 00:07:09,955 Thank you. 122 00:07:11,640 --> 00:07:14,108 GARY: Joanne's made the call. It's time to get the pants off. 123 00:07:14,200 --> 00:07:17,749 But one thing is, we're going commando. This could go terribly wrong. 124 00:07:18,440 --> 00:07:20,556 - (WOMAN LAUGHS) - (GARY CHUCKLES) 125 00:07:20,640 --> 00:07:22,312 You're pulling me hips in two. 126 00:07:22,400 --> 00:07:23,958 AARON: Fuck me, Joanne's keen. 127 00:07:24,040 --> 00:07:26,429 She's just nearly ripped me apron and me pants off! 128 00:07:26,520 --> 00:07:28,988 That's not part of the deal. Keep your hands to yourself. 129 00:07:33,640 --> 00:07:36,074 AARON: Joanne says she wants to spank me with a massive ruler. 130 00:07:36,160 --> 00:07:37,912 Why the fuck did I open me mouth? 131 00:07:40,640 --> 00:07:43,108 Joanne is one kinky MILF. 132 00:07:43,200 --> 00:07:46,078 She's tapping away at Aaron's arse, getting harder and harder, 133 00:07:46,160 --> 00:07:49,072 but the last one, she is winding up like... 134 00:07:49,160 --> 00:07:50,513 ALL: Oh! 135 00:07:51,080 --> 00:07:53,150 (LAUGHING) 136 00:07:55,280 --> 00:07:57,430 I think Joanne's got a little bit over-excited. 137 00:07:57,520 --> 00:07:59,511 She's hit us so hard, the ruler snapped. 138 00:07:59,600 --> 00:08:02,034 Anna better be paying me double for this. 139 00:08:02,120 --> 00:08:03,792 - (KISSES) Happy Birthday. - Thank you. 140 00:08:03,880 --> 00:08:04,869 (KISSES) See you later. 141 00:08:04,960 --> 00:08:08,839 Job done and this is one birthday she won't forget. Neither will my arse. 142 00:08:08,920 --> 00:08:10,876 (ALL LAUGHING) 143 00:08:10,960 --> 00:08:12,439 (SIGHING) 144 00:08:21,640 --> 00:08:23,198 I'm about to go and meet Kyle 145 00:08:23,280 --> 00:08:26,397 and I've never been more nervous for anything in my entire life. 146 00:08:26,480 --> 00:08:28,948 I feel as though this is make or break. 147 00:08:29,800 --> 00:08:33,679 - (MARNIE GASPS) - BOTH: Oh, my God! 148 00:08:34,240 --> 00:08:36,117 - MARNIE: Wow! - CHARLOTTE: That is gorgeous. 149 00:08:36,200 --> 00:08:37,679 - MARNIE: Wowzer. - Do you think? 150 00:08:37,760 --> 00:08:40,957 You look like you're goin' to the Oscars. 151 00:08:41,720 --> 00:08:44,359 CHARLOTTE: Holly has literally took me breath away. 152 00:08:44,440 --> 00:08:47,318 She looks unbelievably stunning. 153 00:08:47,400 --> 00:08:50,472 I'm just so worried she's not gonna get the answer she wants. 154 00:08:50,560 --> 00:08:53,393 Well, if he's gonna break up with us I'm gonna make him fuckin'... 155 00:08:53,480 --> 00:08:54,913 It very damn hard. 156 00:08:57,080 --> 00:08:58,274 HOLLY: I know. 157 00:08:58,360 --> 00:09:00,555 The thing is, it's like... 158 00:09:00,640 --> 00:09:02,198 Prepare for the worst and hope for the best. 159 00:09:02,280 --> 00:09:04,350 HOLLY: If Kyle says that he wants to break up, 160 00:09:04,440 --> 00:09:07,318 the only think I can think of to say is, "Why?" 161 00:09:07,400 --> 00:09:10,710 Why have we been fighting so much? Why the fuck have I put myself through 162 00:09:10,800 --> 00:09:12,756 so much stress for these past couple of weeks? 163 00:09:12,840 --> 00:09:14,512 I've been fighting for nothing. 164 00:09:14,600 --> 00:09:16,909 It's like make or break, innit? 165 00:09:17,000 --> 00:09:18,319 Are you nervous? 166 00:09:18,400 --> 00:09:20,709 Never been more nervous for anything in me entire life. 167 00:09:20,800 --> 00:09:23,189 MARNIE: I feel so bad, 'cause I feel helpless. 168 00:09:23,280 --> 00:09:25,350 There's nothing me and Charlotte can say to Holly. 169 00:09:25,440 --> 00:09:28,477 It's out of our control. The ball is in Kyle's court. 170 00:09:28,560 --> 00:09:29,788 Oh, God. 171 00:09:31,280 --> 00:09:32,395 (EXHALES) 172 00:09:40,520 --> 00:09:41,509 Yeah. 173 00:09:41,600 --> 00:09:44,672 She's practically shaking. I am so scared for her. 174 00:09:44,760 --> 00:09:48,594 Every single hope is pinned onto this one meeting with Kyle 175 00:09:48,680 --> 00:09:51,274 and I just hope to God it doesn't go wrong. 176 00:09:54,880 --> 00:09:56,154 HOLLY: I feel physically sick. 177 00:09:56,240 --> 00:09:59,038 I've got a really bad feeling and my instinct is telling me 178 00:09:59,120 --> 00:10:02,476 that we're gonna finish tonight, and I don't know how I'm gonna deal with it. 179 00:10:14,840 --> 00:10:16,319 I'm really nervous about tonight. 180 00:10:16,400 --> 00:10:18,960 I don't know how I'm gonna feel when I see Holly. 181 00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:23,719 When I spoke to Kyle on the phone, it didn't sound good, 182 00:10:23,800 --> 00:10:27,031 which isn't leading me to be very positive about this whole situation. 183 00:10:29,240 --> 00:10:32,152 I didn't expect things to go this far between me and Holly. 184 00:10:32,240 --> 00:10:35,152 I didn't expect to have to deal with her past every single day. 185 00:10:36,680 --> 00:10:39,592 I've never felt like this before in my entire life. 186 00:10:39,680 --> 00:10:41,671 I don't know what way it's gonna go. 187 00:10:41,760 --> 00:10:45,548 All I can feel is my heart beating inside my chest and I'm just so scared. 188 00:10:45,840 --> 00:10:47,910 - HOLLY: Hi. - (KISSES) 189 00:10:50,160 --> 00:10:51,354 (HOLLY SIGHS) 190 00:10:52,360 --> 00:10:54,999 I walk in and I know that I look amazing, 191 00:10:55,080 --> 00:10:59,119 and Kyle can't even look me in the eye and that's when I know. It's over. 192 00:11:02,040 --> 00:11:03,268 I didn't. 193 00:11:03,920 --> 00:11:04,955 Okay. 194 00:11:05,720 --> 00:11:09,190 I've put Holly through enough. She deserves to know how I really feel. 195 00:11:09,280 --> 00:11:12,033 I'm gonna be honest with you. Your past, it does bother us. 196 00:11:12,120 --> 00:11:15,556 You knew about my past before you started getting involved with us. 197 00:11:15,640 --> 00:11:18,757 I know, but I didn't think I'd get in this deep. 198 00:11:20,600 --> 00:11:24,115 It's my fault, it's my fault more than yours. It's totally my fault. 199 00:11:24,200 --> 00:11:25,519 I'm sorry. 200 00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:28,639 I've been through this moment a million times in me head, 201 00:11:28,720 --> 00:11:31,951 but now I'm here I don't know if I can do it. 202 00:11:39,080 --> 00:11:42,072 I'm gripped onto the side of my chair and all I want him to do 203 00:11:42,160 --> 00:11:46,039 is put me out of my fuckin' misery. Are you gonna finish with me or not? 204 00:11:48,680 --> 00:11:50,432 Just fuckin' say it! 205 00:11:59,200 --> 00:12:01,919 I'm trying to get ready but all I can think about is Holly. 206 00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:04,468 Fingers crossed. I just want her to be happy. 207 00:12:06,560 --> 00:12:09,791 I'm always buzzin' for a night out. It's time to hit the town. 208 00:12:10,800 --> 00:12:14,554 Tonight's gonna be unreal. Everyone's gonna get fuckin' mortal. 209 00:12:18,960 --> 00:12:22,669 My plan is to get as pissed as possible, as soon as possible, 210 00:12:22,760 --> 00:12:25,513 just in case it's bad news for Holly and Kyle. 211 00:12:32,840 --> 00:12:33,989 MARNIE: None of us can concentrate. 212 00:12:34,080 --> 00:12:36,753 All we're all thinking about is what's goin' on with Holly and Kyle? 213 00:12:50,680 --> 00:12:51,999 (EXHALES) 214 00:12:53,240 --> 00:12:54,912 Just fuckin' say it! 215 00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:57,878 Something just feels really, really different tonight. 216 00:12:57,960 --> 00:13:02,192 Kyle can't look at me. I feel sick and my gut's telling me that it's over. 217 00:13:02,280 --> 00:13:03,872 I'm fuckin' terrified. 218 00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:08,269 Erm... 219 00:13:10,400 --> 00:13:14,837 I just think to meself, fuck this house, fuck Anna, 220 00:13:14,920 --> 00:13:17,434 fuck my past and fuck your past. 221 00:13:19,240 --> 00:13:22,232 I want you as me girlfriend. I want you as me lass. 222 00:13:22,320 --> 00:13:24,675 - What do you say? - (CHUCKLES) Yes! 223 00:13:24,760 --> 00:13:26,398 (BOTH LAUGH) 224 00:13:26,480 --> 00:13:27,879 Oh, my God! 225 00:13:31,440 --> 00:13:32,475 (SCREAMS) 226 00:13:32,560 --> 00:13:36,235 I've got a boyfriend, I've got a boyfriend. 227 00:13:36,320 --> 00:13:39,756 Go, Holly! Go, Holly! You got a boyfriend. Oh, yeah! 228 00:13:40,760 --> 00:13:43,433 Oh, God, I've never been so scared in me entire life. 229 00:13:44,120 --> 00:13:47,237 For the first time in me life I've got a girlfriend. (CHUCKLES) 230 00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:49,991 This has been a big decision for me. 231 00:13:50,080 --> 00:13:52,116 I didn't know whether I could deal with Holly's past, 232 00:13:52,200 --> 00:13:54,760 but I do care about her, and I do wanna be with her. 233 00:13:54,840 --> 00:13:57,400 I genuinely thought in me head that you were' gonna end it. 234 00:13:57,480 --> 00:14:00,631 I can't even begin to describe how relieved I feel. 235 00:14:00,720 --> 00:14:03,678 I can't wait to get to the club and introduce everyone 236 00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:04,954 to my new boyfriend. 237 00:14:05,880 --> 00:14:07,154 (GIGGLES) 238 00:14:12,720 --> 00:14:16,679 We're all trying to have a good night, but the atmosphere feels on edge. 239 00:14:16,760 --> 00:14:19,479 We're just worrying to see what's gonna happen with Holly and Kyle. 240 00:14:28,080 --> 00:14:30,640 Now that me and Kyle are actually boyfriend and girlfriend, 241 00:14:30,720 --> 00:14:32,995 we think that we should play a game on everybody else, 242 00:14:33,080 --> 00:14:34,718 and pretend that he's ended it. 243 00:14:34,800 --> 00:14:37,234 CHARLOTTE: Oh, no, no, no. No, no, no. 244 00:14:38,480 --> 00:14:41,199 Holly's just walked in and she looks fuckin' devastated. 245 00:14:41,280 --> 00:14:43,589 Kyle's a prick. He's obviously finished with her. 246 00:14:43,680 --> 00:14:44,908 That's tonight ruined. 247 00:14:47,480 --> 00:14:49,596 CHARLOTTE: What the fuck? Holly's in tears. 248 00:14:49,680 --> 00:14:52,911 Kyle is an absolute dick for finishing with my best friend 249 00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:54,433 when she looks that good. 250 00:14:57,120 --> 00:14:58,473 (SCREAMS) 251 00:14:58,560 --> 00:14:59,993 Ha! Ha! Just kidding! 252 00:15:00,080 --> 00:15:04,153 - You fuckin' dickheads! - Yes! Yes! 253 00:15:04,240 --> 00:15:08,119 AARON: Kyle walks in smiling. These two are having us on. Pricks. 254 00:15:15,240 --> 00:15:17,435 (SCREAMING) 255 00:15:17,520 --> 00:15:20,512 I can't believe it. Kyle and Holly are finally together. 256 00:15:20,600 --> 00:15:23,194 They're finally boyfriend and girlfriend! 257 00:15:35,840 --> 00:15:37,319 I'm pleased me and Holly are good, 258 00:15:37,400 --> 00:15:40,631 but there's one more person in this relationship I've got to make happy. 259 00:15:43,520 --> 00:15:44,873 Yeah, yeah. 260 00:15:44,960 --> 00:15:47,872 Oh, God, Kyle's pulled us aside, this could get awkward. 261 00:15:47,960 --> 00:15:50,872 It's the first time we've spoke since our massive argument. 262 00:16:00,280 --> 00:16:02,396 Well, this is good, Kyle's apologising, 263 00:16:02,480 --> 00:16:05,552 and then I'll apologise and then everything will be fine. 264 00:16:25,200 --> 00:16:29,352 So, I was right. It was me who got Holly and Kyle together. 265 00:16:29,440 --> 00:16:32,079 I am the reason they're so happy. 266 00:16:32,160 --> 00:16:35,709 This is the best night in Geordie Shore, ever. 267 00:16:35,800 --> 00:16:37,392 I'm glad me and Charlotte are friends again, 268 00:16:37,480 --> 00:16:39,789 'cause even without Holly there, we are best mates 269 00:16:39,880 --> 00:16:43,031 and I'll always look out for her because she's like me little sister. 270 00:16:59,520 --> 00:17:02,478 Yes, I do fancy Scott, Nathan. What's your problem? 271 00:17:02,560 --> 00:17:03,913 You probably do, too. 272 00:17:16,920 --> 00:17:18,433 NATHAN: I love takin' the piss out of Chloe. 273 00:17:18,520 --> 00:17:19,999 I fuckin' love her. 274 00:17:28,920 --> 00:17:30,956 Yeah, Nathan. Stop being so cheeky. 275 00:17:31,040 --> 00:17:33,679 When Scott comes back to the house, he's mine. 276 00:17:35,840 --> 00:17:37,751 (DANCE MUSIC PLAYING) 277 00:17:44,240 --> 00:17:47,437 It looks like love is in the air tonight, 'cause I've been sucked in by Marnie, 278 00:17:47,520 --> 00:17:48,509 once again. 279 00:17:59,960 --> 00:18:01,757 It doesn't really matter what Aaron tells us, 280 00:18:01,840 --> 00:18:03,159 whether he pulls or whether he doesn't. 281 00:18:03,240 --> 00:18:05,310 I still end up kissin' him, anyway. 282 00:18:11,240 --> 00:18:13,834 For fucks sake. I thought I got away with that one. 283 00:18:17,960 --> 00:18:19,837 CHARLOTTE: Marnie and Aaron are all over each other. 284 00:18:19,920 --> 00:18:21,512 Why don't they just get on with it? 285 00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:23,875 I'm sick of seeing them just touch each other's flesh. 286 00:18:23,960 --> 00:18:25,598 Just fuckin' shag, man. 287 00:18:58,240 --> 00:19:01,118 Gary's absolutely smashed. I've never seen him this drunk before. 288 00:19:01,200 --> 00:19:03,111 He's sayin' all of his words wrong. 289 00:19:12,880 --> 00:19:16,509 Normally, Gary's quite intelligent. But I'm the brainy one here. 290 00:19:17,120 --> 00:19:18,348 Winning! 291 00:19:23,160 --> 00:19:24,593 CHLOE: I don't know what's got into us tonight. 292 00:19:24,680 --> 00:19:28,673 I am missing Scott, and I wanna pull. Marnie, you're looking kind of fit tonight! 293 00:19:33,120 --> 00:19:36,112 Chloe's necking on with us. I'm mortal, I'm just gonna go along with it. 294 00:19:36,200 --> 00:19:38,430 She's probably the only person in the house I haven't kissed. 295 00:19:50,920 --> 00:19:53,514 I've had a wicked night and it's time to head home. 296 00:19:54,160 --> 00:19:57,516 But I'm not sure if I can get there without a little bit of extra attention. 297 00:19:58,320 --> 00:20:02,279 I'm far too scared to even look in the back to see what they're doing. 298 00:20:02,360 --> 00:20:04,794 - I really am. - Is that a fucking foot? 299 00:20:05,560 --> 00:20:08,677 We're in the car and we're on the way home, but I just can't wait. 300 00:20:08,760 --> 00:20:11,354 A little bit of foreplay won't hurt, will it? 301 00:20:11,440 --> 00:20:14,079 - No, please, don't do that now. - It's not fair. 302 00:20:14,200 --> 00:20:15,679 I'm getting dead horny. 303 00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:23,790 (CHLOE SHRIEKS) 304 00:20:24,320 --> 00:20:26,754 I don't know why Chloe and Nathan are looking so shocked. 305 00:20:26,840 --> 00:20:28,796 We're boyfriend and girlfriend now, don't you know? 306 00:20:34,520 --> 00:20:35,635 Oh my... 307 00:20:36,640 --> 00:20:40,315 I picked the wrong taxi. Holly and Kyle are acting like it's a porno in the back. 308 00:20:40,400 --> 00:20:41,753 There's dicks and fannies everywhere. 309 00:20:41,840 --> 00:20:43,068 (CHLOE SCREAMS) 310 00:20:43,160 --> 00:20:45,628 I don't wanna look, Chloe, 'cause I get nervous 311 00:20:45,720 --> 00:20:48,280 and then I'll start crying, and when I cry I can't stop. 312 00:20:50,200 --> 00:20:52,350 - I'm jealous. - Kyle, why are you saying "keep going"? 313 00:20:52,440 --> 00:20:55,398 I can hear sloppy noises and moaning. 314 00:20:55,480 --> 00:20:57,755 Could they not wait till we get back to the house, at least? 315 00:20:57,840 --> 00:21:00,115 This isn't real. This isn't real. This isn't real. 316 00:21:00,200 --> 00:21:02,395 This is not, definitely real. 317 00:21:04,360 --> 00:21:06,430 I think I've been scarred for life in that taxi. 318 00:21:08,520 --> 00:21:12,957 I've just hard the worst taxi ride of my fuckin' life. 319 00:21:13,040 --> 00:21:15,315 NATHAN: Holly was sucking Kyle off. 320 00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:19,359 Nathan, welcome. Welcome to the Geordie Shore house, mate. 321 00:21:24,920 --> 00:21:26,353 There is no time to waste. 322 00:21:26,440 --> 00:21:28,795 Me and Kyle are gonna christen this relationship. 323 00:21:29,680 --> 00:21:30,669 (HOLLY GROANS) 324 00:21:31,720 --> 00:21:32,869 (HOLLY MOANS) 325 00:21:37,360 --> 00:21:41,558 Everyone is absolutely smashed. I can barely see, but I know what I want. 326 00:21:42,400 --> 00:21:44,391 MARNIE: Oh, my God! (LAUGHS) 327 00:21:46,520 --> 00:21:48,670 Me and Aaron can't keep our hands off each other. 328 00:21:48,760 --> 00:21:50,512 It's clearly an Aaron and Marnie night. 329 00:21:52,120 --> 00:21:53,235 (MARNIE GIGGLES) 330 00:22:17,760 --> 00:22:19,876 I get back to the house, everyone has pressed snooze up the max. 331 00:22:19,960 --> 00:22:22,713 Well, wakey, fuckin' wakey, 'cause turbo dick's back! 332 00:22:23,480 --> 00:22:26,074 - Oh, yay! Wakey, wakey! - (SCREAMS) 333 00:22:26,160 --> 00:22:28,720 CHLOE: I was having the best dream ever, and then I woke up, 334 00:22:28,800 --> 00:22:30,995 and Scott's bouncing on me bed like a lunatic. 335 00:22:31,080 --> 00:22:32,911 What the fuck is goin' on? 336 00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:34,592 Oh, you fuckin' prick. 337 00:22:34,680 --> 00:22:36,113 (CHUCKLES) 338 00:22:36,200 --> 00:22:37,633 SCOTT: Chloe, what the fuck is that? 339 00:22:37,720 --> 00:22:39,278 Why have you been gone for so long? 340 00:22:39,360 --> 00:22:44,036 Scott's back, and he's back with a bang. I wouldn't expect it any other way. 341 00:22:47,760 --> 00:22:49,239 - What? - Sort of a fight over Aaron. 342 00:22:51,320 --> 00:22:52,992 (CHUCKLES) 343 00:22:53,080 --> 00:22:54,399 I've only been away for a couple of weeks, 344 00:22:54,480 --> 00:22:56,596 but it feels like I've been away for fuckin' five years. 345 00:22:56,680 --> 00:22:58,432 What have I missed? Fuckin' everything. 346 00:23:07,200 --> 00:23:09,794 It's about time that Holly and Kyle finally got together. 347 00:23:09,880 --> 00:23:11,711 Kyle's a bit of a twat for making her wait this long, 348 00:23:11,800 --> 00:23:13,233 but he got there in the end. 349 00:23:14,720 --> 00:23:16,119 Someone got lucky, eh? 350 00:23:16,200 --> 00:23:17,519 (LAUGHING) 351 00:23:17,600 --> 00:23:21,912 So I've walked in the lads' bedroom, and Marnie's in my bed with fuckin' Aaron. 352 00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:24,639 Well, maybe she wanted to play with Aaron while smelling me. 353 00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:29,672 What the fuck? 354 00:23:30,880 --> 00:23:31,869 Hi. 355 00:23:31,960 --> 00:23:33,393 Fucking hell, Scott's back. 356 00:23:33,480 --> 00:23:35,835 Well, the peace and quiet was nice while it lasted. 357 00:23:35,920 --> 00:23:39,037 - Fuckin' hell! You're fresh this morning! - (CHUCKLES) 358 00:23:39,840 --> 00:23:42,638 I'm fuckin' buzzing to be back, and I've been away that long, 359 00:23:42,720 --> 00:23:45,678 I thought I might as well organise a massive surprise for everyone. 360 00:23:45,760 --> 00:23:50,197 We've got a big day today and I've organised this event for everyone to do. 361 00:23:50,280 --> 00:23:53,477 It's an activity, and you're gonna fuckin' love it. 362 00:23:53,560 --> 00:23:56,916 Scott tells us he's got a surprise for all. I wonder what the fuck it is? 363 00:23:57,400 --> 00:23:59,470 I'm nervous. I am nervous. 364 00:23:59,560 --> 00:24:01,676 You should be nervous. 365 00:24:01,760 --> 00:24:04,035 I want everybody to pack their shit up, wash their fannies, 366 00:24:04,120 --> 00:24:06,270 'cause Scotty T has got a massive surprise for everyone. 367 00:24:06,360 --> 00:24:08,032 And for once it's not me chike. 368 00:24:13,200 --> 00:24:14,553 Scott's only been back two minutes, 369 00:24:14,640 --> 00:24:16,232 and now he's saying he's got a surprise for us. 370 00:24:16,320 --> 00:24:17,753 Fuck knows what we're in for. 371 00:24:20,240 --> 00:24:22,071 CHARLOTTE: God knows where we're goin on this bus. 372 00:24:22,160 --> 00:24:25,516 I'm holding out for some kind of take-away drive-thru. 373 00:24:25,600 --> 00:24:27,955 Come on, Scott, just fuckin' tell me, man. 374 00:24:29,840 --> 00:24:31,831 These lot are gonna be fucking buzzing their dicks off 375 00:24:31,920 --> 00:24:34,275 when they find out what I've got in store for them. 376 00:24:34,360 --> 00:24:36,999 I thought, fuck it, why don't I just book everyone a fuckin' sky dive? 377 00:24:39,960 --> 00:24:41,951 Cannot jump out of a plane. I'm sorry, I can't. 378 00:24:42,040 --> 00:24:46,750 Who in their right mind wants to fling themselves out of a plane? 379 00:24:49,920 --> 00:24:52,559 CHLOE: Before we go sky diving, we need to do some training. 380 00:24:52,640 --> 00:24:55,234 But you're only jumpin' out of a plane, how much training do you need? 381 00:24:55,320 --> 00:24:57,959 Before we start, is anyone over 15 stone? 382 00:25:01,240 --> 00:25:03,151 (ALL LAUGH) 383 00:25:03,280 --> 00:25:05,748 Unfortunately, my friend, you won't be able to jump. 384 00:25:05,840 --> 00:25:10,436 I can't fuckin' believe it. I am too fat to fly. 385 00:25:10,520 --> 00:25:13,034 - I could cry. - ALL: Aw! 386 00:25:13,120 --> 00:25:16,078 It looks like someone else won't be doing the skydive 387 00:25:16,160 --> 00:25:18,993 because Nathan ate all the pies! 388 00:25:22,280 --> 00:25:26,114 I don't want ya to die. We've only just got together. 389 00:25:26,200 --> 00:25:28,475 I'm absolutely terrified of jumping out of a plane, 390 00:25:28,560 --> 00:25:32,109 but I've got Kyle by my side, and if he can do it, I can do it. 391 00:25:32,720 --> 00:25:35,473 Once I'm up in that plane, I think I could just fuckin' bottle it. 392 00:25:35,560 --> 00:25:37,994 Sometimes I wonder why I even fancy Aaron. 393 00:25:38,080 --> 00:25:39,149 He's a little pussy. 394 00:25:48,480 --> 00:25:49,879 HOLLY: The plane's goin' up. 395 00:25:49,960 --> 00:25:51,757 It just feels like I'm goin' on a little holiday. 396 00:25:51,840 --> 00:25:53,398 Although, I've got this big man strapped to my back 397 00:25:53,480 --> 00:25:56,711 and I'm about to throw meself out at 10,000 fuckin' feet. 398 00:25:56,800 --> 00:25:59,314 Fuck, man! What am I doin'? 399 00:25:59,400 --> 00:26:01,038 Fuckin' hell. 400 00:26:03,160 --> 00:26:06,994 We've been waiting all day to do this, I can't wait. I'm absolutely buzzin'. 401 00:26:14,080 --> 00:26:16,719 I'm the first to jump. This shit just got real. 402 00:26:16,800 --> 00:26:17,869 (SHRIEKING) 403 00:26:17,960 --> 00:26:20,235 The doors have opened, and Gary is at the edge. 404 00:26:22,320 --> 00:26:25,710 There's no turnin' back. I fuckin' love this shit. 405 00:26:25,800 --> 00:26:27,153 (SCREAMS) 406 00:26:29,720 --> 00:26:32,188 This is better than my first ever threesome! 407 00:26:35,280 --> 00:26:36,269 (GASPS) 408 00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:40,275 (HOLLY SCREAMS) 409 00:26:43,560 --> 00:26:46,120 This is fuckin' unbelievable! 410 00:26:46,200 --> 00:26:49,272 Why don't I do this every day of the fuckin' week? 411 00:26:54,160 --> 00:26:57,789 I feel like I'm crying with happiness. It's like nothing I've felt before. 412 00:26:58,000 --> 00:26:59,274 Let's go! 413 00:27:00,720 --> 00:27:02,312 SCOTT: Is it a bird? Is it a plane? 414 00:27:02,400 --> 00:27:04,516 No! It's Scotty fuckin' T. 415 00:27:07,920 --> 00:27:09,239 CHLOE: I can't describe this feeling. 416 00:27:09,320 --> 00:27:11,880 It feels like I've just jumped out of a plane from mid-air! 417 00:27:20,040 --> 00:27:23,032 It's amazing. Possibly the best feeling I've ever had in me life. 418 00:27:25,200 --> 00:27:28,431 I'm really glad that my arse is fuckin' colossal 419 00:27:28,520 --> 00:27:30,272 because it's gonna break my fall. 420 00:27:30,720 --> 00:27:32,312 What a first day in a relationship to have! 421 00:27:32,400 --> 00:27:34,834 I jumped out of a plane with me girlfriend! 422 00:27:38,080 --> 00:27:40,355 AARON: Even though it's one of the scariest things I've ever done, 423 00:27:40,440 --> 00:27:42,556 Scott's idea was fuckin' wicked. 424 00:27:43,680 --> 00:27:45,636 SCOTT: I'm so glad that I organised this for everyone. 425 00:27:45,720 --> 00:27:48,188 I've missed my fuckin' Geordie family like mad, 426 00:27:48,280 --> 00:27:50,236 and what better way to show them. 427 00:27:52,520 --> 00:27:54,272 Even though me and Nathan didn't do it, 428 00:27:54,360 --> 00:27:56,635 I still enjoyed thoroughly watching all yous do it. 429 00:27:56,960 --> 00:27:59,838 - Proud. I'm proud of yous all for jumping. - I'm very proud of yous all, yeah. 430 00:28:00,320 --> 00:28:03,790 Today's been absolutely amazin' and everyone could not be in a better mood. 431 00:28:03,880 --> 00:28:06,394 We need to get home, get ready and get to town. 432 00:28:10,120 --> 00:28:13,157 We are all raring to hit the town for the last time, 433 00:28:13,240 --> 00:28:14,275 and it's gonna go off. 434 00:28:14,360 --> 00:28:16,999 Last night is family night, can we have certain rules for family night? 435 00:28:17,880 --> 00:28:19,438 You're not allowed to pull. 436 00:28:20,280 --> 00:28:22,157 Unless, it's in the family. 437 00:28:24,440 --> 00:28:26,112 If Scott's me only option tonight, 438 00:28:26,200 --> 00:28:28,270 I might give him a chance at a naked cuddle. 439 00:28:28,360 --> 00:28:30,510 - So, do you like him, Chloe? - Like who? 440 00:28:30,600 --> 00:28:31,953 - CHARLOTTE: Scott. - CHLOE: A bit. 441 00:28:32,040 --> 00:28:33,871 Do you think you're gonna go out with a bang, then? 442 00:28:33,960 --> 00:28:36,758 - Maybe. - I think you might. 443 00:28:37,200 --> 00:28:39,316 I think there's a good possibility. 444 00:28:42,680 --> 00:28:44,033 The girls have finished me make-up 445 00:28:44,120 --> 00:28:46,680 and I've gotta admit they've done a canny good job. 446 00:28:46,960 --> 00:28:48,757 Fuckin' hell, Chloe, you look amazing. 447 00:28:48,840 --> 00:28:51,912 Scott, won't be able to keep his mitts off me tits tonight. 448 00:28:53,440 --> 00:28:55,317 Everyone, cheers! The last fuckin' night! 449 00:28:55,400 --> 00:28:56,719 (CHEERING) 450 00:29:05,880 --> 00:29:09,919 Absolutely buzzing for our last night as a family, let's fucking do this. 451 00:29:11,600 --> 00:29:12,953 (CHEERING) 452 00:29:30,120 --> 00:29:32,350 Going in the house I was a nervous fuckin' wreck, 453 00:29:32,440 --> 00:29:34,317 but I couldn't have hoped for it to go any better. 454 00:29:41,400 --> 00:29:43,550 Everyone's dancing, everyone getting smashed, 455 00:29:43,640 --> 00:29:47,189 the drinks are flowing. This is how it should be. It's our last fuckin' night. 456 00:29:52,720 --> 00:29:54,836 Chloe seems to have started a dance-off. 457 00:29:54,920 --> 00:29:58,151 Honey, if you wanna be shown how to move, step aside. 458 00:30:04,720 --> 00:30:06,597 Everyone's giving this dance-off their best shot. 459 00:30:06,680 --> 00:30:08,477 Move aside, I'm comin' through. 460 00:30:10,600 --> 00:30:12,477 Gary comes in and does this stupid fuckin' shuffle. 461 00:30:12,560 --> 00:30:15,836 Anyone can do that. Try twerking upside down, you bitch. 462 00:30:22,560 --> 00:30:25,836 Everyone's dancin' ridiculously. I fuckin' love these guys. 463 00:30:28,680 --> 00:30:31,353 Maybe because it's family night, and the options are limited, 464 00:30:31,440 --> 00:30:33,271 or the fact that Chloe's lookin' canny fit, 465 00:30:33,360 --> 00:30:34,952 but I've got a feeling by the end of the night, 466 00:30:35,040 --> 00:30:38,191 she's gonna be findin' her selfie on the end of my stick. 467 00:30:41,720 --> 00:30:44,393 I don't want to like Scott, but he's been really sweet, 468 00:30:44,480 --> 00:30:47,040 and he's complimenting us, and it's makin' us like him even more. 469 00:30:57,680 --> 00:30:59,955 It wouldn't be a last night out without a champagne spray. 470 00:31:00,040 --> 00:31:01,029 Party time. 471 00:31:07,520 --> 00:31:10,318 The time has come to go home, but the party is gonna continue 472 00:31:10,400 --> 00:31:11,753 back at the house. 473 00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:24,276 Everybody knows, the best way to end a night is with a kebab. 474 00:31:24,360 --> 00:31:26,237 Cheers, everyone! 475 00:31:26,440 --> 00:31:29,637 Everyone raise your kebab to the family. Cheers! 476 00:31:32,840 --> 00:31:36,753 It's the first time I've ever done a toast with kebab, but it's fuckin' class. 477 00:31:40,320 --> 00:31:43,232 We're havin' so much fun. To the hot tub! 478 00:31:44,840 --> 00:31:46,478 (LAUGHING) 479 00:31:46,560 --> 00:31:49,950 Shit! I don't think I've ever been out here without fallin' on me arse. 480 00:31:52,360 --> 00:31:56,592 I stink of kebab, so while everyone else goes in the hot tub, I'm goin' to bed. 481 00:32:04,040 --> 00:32:07,953 It's amazin' how much we can fall out, argue and fight in this house, 482 00:32:08,040 --> 00:32:10,156 but we'll still come back together as a family. 483 00:32:12,320 --> 00:32:13,355 CHARLOTTE: Oh, yeah. 484 00:32:13,440 --> 00:32:14,998 MARNIE: I love these people so much. 485 00:32:15,080 --> 00:32:18,470 After tomorrow it's gonna be so hard wakin' up without them all being there. 486 00:32:18,560 --> 00:32:20,949 NATHAN: Chloe, I think we've had a lot of fun in here. 487 00:32:22,360 --> 00:32:23,918 I've loved every single moment in the house, 488 00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:26,195 and I'm absolutely gutted to be goin' home. 489 00:32:28,640 --> 00:32:29,789 GARY: Slumber party! 490 00:32:29,880 --> 00:32:32,440 We're havin' so much fun and I never want this night to end. 491 00:32:32,520 --> 00:32:34,795 So, we're goin' to the boys' room for a fuckin' slumber party. 492 00:32:43,440 --> 00:32:45,908 How cute is this, we're all in the same room, 493 00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:48,355 everyone's getting along, I think this is a great end. 494 00:32:48,440 --> 00:32:50,829 I'm happy. I've had the best night ever. 495 00:32:54,720 --> 00:32:56,438 Everyone's goin' to sleep in the boys' room, 496 00:32:56,520 --> 00:32:58,511 but there's only one way me and Holly wanna end the night, 497 00:32:58,600 --> 00:33:00,636 and that's in bed together. 498 00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:04,197 HOLLY: I knew there was a reason why me and Kyle had to be together. 499 00:33:04,280 --> 00:33:06,953 Because he knows exactly how I like to be woken up. 500 00:33:08,200 --> 00:33:09,679 (HOLLY MOANS) 501 00:33:12,160 --> 00:33:15,630 Marnie's left the room, so me and Gary think it's a good idea to swap beds. 502 00:33:15,720 --> 00:33:17,870 She is gonna have the shock of her life. 503 00:33:21,840 --> 00:33:23,512 - (SHRIEKING) - (LAUGHING) 504 00:33:23,600 --> 00:33:25,591 MARNIE: These boys are arseholes. 505 00:33:25,680 --> 00:33:28,911 I've left the room for two seconds and they're already playing pranks on us. 506 00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:29,989 Dicks. 507 00:33:30,840 --> 00:33:32,876 CHLOE: Everyone's tired, and everyone wants to go to sleep, 508 00:33:32,960 --> 00:33:35,599 there's only one place I'm sleeping, next to Scotty T. 509 00:33:38,440 --> 00:33:40,829 I'm absolutely buckled and next thing I know 510 00:33:40,920 --> 00:33:42,990 me pipe finds itself in Chloe's mouth. 511 00:33:43,080 --> 00:33:44,593 (CHLOE SPEAKING) 512 00:33:48,200 --> 00:33:49,553 (CHLOE SPEAKING) 513 00:33:50,080 --> 00:33:51,798 (MARNIE SPEAKING) 514 00:33:51,880 --> 00:33:53,598 (AARON SPEAKING) 515 00:33:54,360 --> 00:33:55,952 I wish the other lads would fuckin' shut up. 516 00:33:56,040 --> 00:33:58,998 How's Chloe supposed to talk and suck me off at the same time? 517 00:33:59,080 --> 00:34:00,354 You know, she's not that clever! 518 00:34:03,040 --> 00:34:06,476 I've just completed me first ever BJ and I feel mint. 519 00:34:06,560 --> 00:34:08,869 So I go to see if he enjoyed it? The fucker's asleep. 520 00:34:08,960 --> 00:34:10,473 Better go and sort meself out then. 521 00:34:11,880 --> 00:34:12,869 (MARNIE SPEAKING) 522 00:34:21,560 --> 00:34:22,675 (BUZZING) 523 00:34:23,280 --> 00:34:24,793 (MARNIE SPEAKING) 524 00:34:28,400 --> 00:34:29,389 (AARON SPEAKING) 525 00:34:30,960 --> 00:34:33,520 - Have you brought your vibrator in here? - Yeah. 526 00:34:33,600 --> 00:34:37,593 I'm tryin' to get to sleep and all I can hear is (IMITATES VIBRATOR) 527 00:34:38,760 --> 00:34:41,069 She's actually, not jokin', I can hear it vibrating. 528 00:34:41,160 --> 00:34:43,230 (BUZZING CONTINUES) 529 00:34:51,520 --> 00:34:54,398 Kyle, what the fuck's in me hair? 530 00:34:54,480 --> 00:34:57,950 I've woken up next to Kyle this mornin' and I am absolutely dying. 531 00:34:58,040 --> 00:35:01,112 Last night was amazin' and I can't believe it's the end. 532 00:35:01,200 --> 00:35:02,918 You have a little bit of kebab. 533 00:35:05,400 --> 00:35:06,435 GARY: Chloe, 534 00:35:10,920 --> 00:35:12,751 Last night, you were suckin' dick. 535 00:35:12,840 --> 00:35:15,229 - No, I wasn't suckin' dick. - Yeah, you were. 536 00:35:15,320 --> 00:35:17,629 Chloe's a little liar. She does like the D in her mouth. 537 00:35:17,720 --> 00:35:19,153 Scott got lucky last night. 538 00:35:19,240 --> 00:35:21,913 ALL CHANTING: Chloe sucks dick! Chloe sucks dick! 539 00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:23,718 - CHLOE: I don't. - Chloe sucks dick! 540 00:35:23,800 --> 00:35:25,153 Could you tell it was her first time? 541 00:35:27,080 --> 00:35:28,308 (ALL LAUGHING) 542 00:35:28,400 --> 00:35:31,039 I can't believe Scott's beefing me blow job tekkers. 543 00:35:31,120 --> 00:35:33,554 That's the last time I'm goin' near his German sausage. 544 00:35:34,720 --> 00:35:35,709 (IMITATES WHIRRING) 545 00:35:37,760 --> 00:35:38,954 You're a liar! 546 00:35:43,640 --> 00:35:46,996 It's always so depressing and so difficult packing to leave. 547 00:35:47,080 --> 00:35:49,230 I'm gonna hate not bein' here tomorrow. 548 00:35:55,520 --> 00:35:56,919 The thing about the Geordie Shore house is 549 00:35:57,000 --> 00:36:00,197 some people go and some people come, but one thing remains the same. 550 00:36:00,280 --> 00:36:02,555 We're a family and we're fuckin' mad. 551 00:36:04,240 --> 00:36:05,275 - Yeah. - Yeah. 552 00:36:05,360 --> 00:36:06,759 NATHAN: I feel like I've inherited a new family. 553 00:36:06,840 --> 00:36:09,229 I've gained four new brothers and four new sisters. 554 00:36:09,320 --> 00:36:11,038 And for that, I'm buzzin'. 555 00:36:15,560 --> 00:36:16,675 I feel a bit emotional. 556 00:36:16,760 --> 00:36:17,875 Aww. 557 00:36:18,120 --> 00:36:20,031 I was so nervous comin' in, in case yous didn't like us, 558 00:36:20,120 --> 00:36:21,439 and shit what am I gonna do? 559 00:36:21,520 --> 00:36:23,556 - But yous have been so welcoming. - Yeah. 560 00:36:23,640 --> 00:36:26,200 I can't believe the time's up. It's gone so quick. 561 00:36:26,280 --> 00:36:30,319 It's been the best experience of me life. I'm gonna miss everyone. Aw... 562 00:36:30,400 --> 00:36:31,992 These aren't mine! 563 00:36:32,760 --> 00:36:34,716 These aren't my knickers. 564 00:36:34,800 --> 00:36:36,518 Stop lying they are so yours. 565 00:36:36,600 --> 00:36:38,556 They are not my knickers. 566 00:36:42,160 --> 00:36:44,958 GARY: Me and Charlotte, once again, have been through so much. 567 00:36:45,040 --> 00:36:47,235 I wanna make sure everything is actually okay. 568 00:36:47,320 --> 00:36:50,039 This time round, it has been obviously different for us. 569 00:36:50,120 --> 00:36:51,109 Yeah. 570 00:36:51,200 --> 00:36:53,668 Telling Charlotte that I had a girlfriend was the hardest thing 571 00:36:53,760 --> 00:36:55,398 I've ever had to do in this house. 572 00:36:55,480 --> 00:36:58,074 So, do you think Lillie's the one? 573 00:36:59,120 --> 00:37:01,998 I wouldn't, you know me, I would not be with a girl that I didn't see a future. 574 00:37:02,080 --> 00:37:03,274 - Do you know what I mean? - Yeah. 575 00:37:03,360 --> 00:37:06,318 I didn't think I'd ever accept the fact that Gary had a girlfriend. 576 00:37:06,400 --> 00:37:09,073 But I suppose it's something I'm just gonna have to get used to. 577 00:37:15,520 --> 00:37:18,273 We're all packed and I can't believe it's that time again. 578 00:37:21,040 --> 00:37:22,758 So do yous feel like yous a part of the family now? 579 00:37:22,840 --> 00:37:23,955 - Yeah. - Yeah. 580 00:37:24,040 --> 00:37:25,678 Yous have both came out of your shells so quick. 581 00:37:25,760 --> 00:37:26,795 You've done amazin'. 582 00:37:29,560 --> 00:37:30,675 Been dead nice. 583 00:37:31,560 --> 00:37:34,074 I'm actually gutted to be leavin' the house first. 584 00:37:34,160 --> 00:37:36,515 It's gonna be so weird not seeing their faces tomorrow. 585 00:37:36,600 --> 00:37:38,113 I think I'm actually gonna get lonely. 586 00:37:38,200 --> 00:37:40,350 Oh. I think I'm gonna cry. 587 00:37:40,680 --> 00:37:43,672 I just don't wanna go, despite the fights and the arguments, 588 00:37:43,760 --> 00:37:45,910 I feel like I'm leaving a group of best friends. 589 00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:49,117 - Be good, Chlo. (KISSES) - Erm, what about mine? 590 00:37:49,440 --> 00:37:50,953 Come 'ere. 591 00:37:52,040 --> 00:37:54,508 Comin' into the house has been like a rollercoaster, 592 00:37:54,600 --> 00:37:57,512 and it's a ride that I would get on over and over again. 593 00:37:57,600 --> 00:37:59,830 I'm gonna get off anyway now, crew. 594 00:37:59,920 --> 00:38:02,957 I'm pure devastated to be leaving the Geordie Shore house once again. 595 00:38:03,040 --> 00:38:04,837 These fuckers are like my brothers and sisters 596 00:38:04,920 --> 00:38:06,751 and I'm gonna miss 'em so much. 597 00:38:06,840 --> 00:38:08,751 - CHARLOTTE: Bye Scotty T! - Wicked. 598 00:38:12,480 --> 00:38:15,438 Come, Kyle, let's go and say bye to our bedroom one last time. 599 00:38:15,800 --> 00:38:17,279 I'm really proud of us. 600 00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:20,433 Fuck off. 601 00:38:20,520 --> 00:38:22,590 MARNIE: This time in the house has been so much fun. 602 00:38:22,680 --> 00:38:24,033 I wouldn't change it for the world. 603 00:38:24,120 --> 00:38:27,112 You never know maybe next time, yous might even have sex. 604 00:38:27,200 --> 00:38:28,918 (GIGGLING) 605 00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:30,877 - It's gotta happen one time. - No. 606 00:38:30,960 --> 00:38:32,916 - Next time, Marns. - No! 607 00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:35,275 (ALL LAUGHING) 608 00:38:36,040 --> 00:38:37,553 Marnie's trying to pretend that she doesn't want us, 609 00:38:37,640 --> 00:38:39,278 but we all know deep down that she does. 610 00:38:39,360 --> 00:38:41,555 So stop tryin' to play it cool, you fuckin' idiot. 611 00:38:50,160 --> 00:38:52,310 Right, fuck off now, both of you. 612 00:38:53,600 --> 00:38:55,716 I'm gutted to be leaving this mad house 613 00:38:55,800 --> 00:38:58,268 and leavin' these idiots that I love so much. 614 00:38:58,360 --> 00:39:00,920 But it's time to go. Aaron, get your bag. We're off. 615 00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:03,560 - See yous later. - Bye! 616 00:39:03,640 --> 00:39:06,438 Once again it's time to leave and I'm absolutely gutted. 617 00:39:06,520 --> 00:39:09,239 When I leave that house, I feel like I'm leaving all me best mates behind. 618 00:39:09,320 --> 00:39:10,594 (ENGINE REVVING) 619 00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:17,594 - It's been a journey for us three. - Yeah. 620 00:39:17,680 --> 00:39:19,193 We've all been through a lot, haven't we? 621 00:39:19,280 --> 00:39:21,874 - HOLLY: Three best friends. - Oh, God! 622 00:39:21,960 --> 00:39:23,951 Oh, God, now I'm gonna cry. 623 00:39:24,040 --> 00:39:27,271 It's hard because there's been times where I've just really wanted to leave. 624 00:39:27,360 --> 00:39:30,238 But when it comes to it, and we're actually goin', 625 00:39:30,320 --> 00:39:34,029 I realise I don't wanna leave at all. I don't want it all to be over. 626 00:39:34,120 --> 00:39:36,076 We'll all have each other, wont we? 627 00:39:36,160 --> 00:39:37,479 - Yeah. - Mmm-hmm. 628 00:39:40,720 --> 00:39:42,312 So am I. 629 00:39:42,400 --> 00:39:45,756 I went into that house with Holly and Kyle bein' me best friends. 630 00:39:45,840 --> 00:39:49,674 We've argued to the point where I didn't think we'd be close again. 631 00:39:49,760 --> 00:39:52,911 But we're walking out of that house, closer than ever. 632 00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:55,639 - Bye, I love you. - Love yous both. 633 00:39:55,720 --> 00:39:57,711 - I'll miss ya. - I'll miss yous. 634 00:39:57,800 --> 00:39:59,438 KYLE: Me and Holly, we've had our ups and downs, 635 00:39:59,520 --> 00:40:02,830 but we've come through bigger, better and stronger than ever. 636 00:40:02,920 --> 00:40:04,717 We've never been in a relationship before, 637 00:40:04,800 --> 00:40:06,552 so who knows what the future holds? 638 00:40:06,640 --> 00:40:08,437 - You've just got your case? - Yeah. 639 00:40:08,520 --> 00:40:11,751 HOLLY: I have had so many ups and downs in this house. 640 00:40:11,840 --> 00:40:14,195 I left and thought that I would never come back. 641 00:40:14,280 --> 00:40:17,829 But fuckin' hell, I have had the best time of my entire life. 642 00:40:18,800 --> 00:40:19,915 (SHRIEKING) 643 00:40:24,200 --> 00:40:25,792 - Hello? - What the hell? 644 00:40:25,880 --> 00:40:27,632 Bambi on Ice has just arrived! 645 00:40:27,720 --> 00:40:29,551 CHLOE: Put that in your pipe and smoke it. 646 00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:35,877 Let's get fuckin' buckled. 647 00:40:38,920 --> 00:40:41,115 Come on, Gaz, get your dick out. 648 00:40:44,120 --> 00:40:45,519 We've been shaggin, a lot. 649 00:40:45,600 --> 00:40:47,636 (MOANING) 650 00:40:50,960 --> 00:40:52,632 We are gonna meet Gary Beadle's girlfriend. 651 00:40:53,600 --> 00:40:55,158 Die, Lillie! Die! 652 00:40:56,240 --> 00:40:58,310 (ALL SHOUTING) 653 00:41:02,280 --> 00:41:03,395 Meow. 654 00:41:11,040 --> 00:41:13,474 What an absolute cake buzz. 655 00:41:15,400 --> 00:41:16,753 I've met someone else. 656 00:41:17,760 --> 00:41:19,034 (SNIFFLES) 657 00:41:20,120 --> 00:41:24,352 This is the one and only time me heart has been broken by Gary. 658 00:41:24,440 --> 00:41:27,750 I have liked you more than you have ever liked me. 659 00:41:27,840 --> 00:41:30,354 I've made a decision to leave here. 660 00:41:33,120 --> 00:41:35,031 HOLLY: I fuckin' love you, right? 661 00:41:35,120 --> 00:41:37,031 Dead fuckin' silence. 662 00:41:37,160 --> 00:41:38,718 (CRYING) 663 00:41:39,040 --> 00:41:40,029 (SIGHS) 664 00:41:47,040 --> 00:41:49,998 - Bye, James. I'll miss ya. - I'll miss you, too. 665 00:41:50,080 --> 00:41:52,230 All I've ever known is Geordie Shore. 666 00:41:53,880 --> 00:41:54,949 (LAUGHING) 667 00:42:01,400 --> 00:42:03,630 I want ya as me girlfriend. I want ya as me lass. 668 00:42:03,720 --> 00:42:05,039 Oh, my God! 669 00:42:11,480 --> 00:42:13,789 CHLOE: Me fuckin' fanny has slipped out me under crackers. 670 00:42:15,760 --> 00:42:17,079 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 671 00:42:19,500 --> 00:42:27,500 Ripped By mstoll