(WOMAN READING)
We're back and things are about to get fucking naughty.
It's going to be bigger than ever before.
More kissing.
Getting fucked up.
Arguing.
Tears.
Bring it on.
Let's get fucking mortal.
I might get lucky tonight.
Maybe I shouldn't have invited that girl. Shit.
Aaron has been all over that girl.
Whoa. Shit.
Mate, I wanna say I'm really sorry.
I thought we were mates.
I just need me mum.
Tonight was meant to be a fairy-tale fantasy
but instead it's a fucking nightmare.
(GLASS SHATTERING)
I should have a degree in pulling women.
I am a Geordie girl with a VIP edge.
I'm a natural beauty. Real boobs, real hair.
Get me in this house 'cause I'm gonna tear the place up.
I would never kiss anyone without a six-pack.
The hardest graft I've ever done is to do my hair.
I'm cheeky, colourful and full of mischief.
I'm fit, I'm flirty, and I've got double Fs.
I'm gonna make sparks fly and get everyone feisty.
ALL: Geordie Shore, wae'aye!
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See you, babe. Safe journey home.
Have you seen me foot, man? See me foot.
I do not know what is going through that kid's head.
I still can't believe that last night Kyle necked on his best mate Marnie,
knowing for a fact that Aaron's getting with her.
What was he playing at?
Right, don't get us wrong, but I'm not half as angry as I am
- with fucking that prick. - I can imagine.
I'm finished with the kid, me.
As far as I'm concerned, Kyle can fuck off.
He can apologise all he wants, but for now, that's us done.
Last night it kicked off massively between Kyle and the lad
but I was too preoccupied with Kate
to even realise what was going on.
How you feeling?
- Yeah. - It's fucking killing, that.
What did you actually do, like?
I can't even remember, mate, I really can't even remember,
all I know is that I've kissed Marnie and I've stupidly done it.
Last night I kissed Marnie, today I'm absolutely dreadin'
speaking to Aaron.
In the middle of every single game, every single argument, every single fight,
every single punch-up, is Marnie.
What Marnie and Kyle did was completely out of order.
They shouldn't have necked on but I feel as though Marnie's using Kyle
as a pawn in this stupid little game of hers.
She's used him to get back at Aaron which, in turn, has then now made
all the lads dislike Kyle.
Maybe it's best she just stays gone for a while, sort her head out,
and we get to live an easy life.
(PHONE RINGING)
Hi, Anna.
Anna rings, she's either gonna kick off about the house party last night
or we've all gotta go to work.
Either way it's never good news.
(ANNA SPEAKING)
VICKY: Okay, brilliant, yeah, no problem.
VICKY: Fucking hell.
For once the stupid bint
has actually got some good news to give us.
Now that, Anna, is the type of phone call I like to fucking answer.
Well there's good news and there's bad news.
The bad news is, we've all got to go to work tonight.
- What? - Tonight?
What's the good news?
The good news is, it's in Paris.
- (SQUEALING) - (CHEERING)
It's in Paris.
Je m'appelle fuckin' massive.
Get your passports, get packed, we've gotta go.
I'm absolutely over the moon.
Je m'appelle Scotty fucking T.
(CHEERING)
JAMES: The French are known for being ridiculously good looking
and stylish, so I guess I'll fit in well then.
I just feel a bit sorry for the rest of them.
I'm having an absolute nightmare, I can't find my beret anywhere.
Do you think we'll get a chance to do some sightseeing?
Hopefully, I wanna go and see the Eiffel Tower.
The Eiffel Tower, Arc de Triomphe.
- The Leaning Tower of Pisa. - In Italy.
I'm absolutely gutted, Marnie's not coming to Paris.
Most of the lads in the house aren't speaking to us
and I feel like this trip could be a bit shit.
I'm so glad Marnie's not coming to Paris.
I just wanna have a good time with all the others in the house
and ignore Kyle.
Paris!
(CHANTING) Paris, Paris!
(CHEERING)
SCOTT: All the bags are packed and we're ready to go.
Bring on the French birds in their French knickers.
Whoo! Paris!
(FRENCH ACCENT) Paris, Paris, you make me weak at the knee, Paris.
Now, hopefully, we leave the house, we leave the drama behind,
- and we all have a fucking good time. - Yeah, exactly, man?
(CHANTING) Paris, Paris, Paris, Paris!
We're at the airport, we're one step closer to the city of love.
Get me on this plane now.
Bonjour, Paris!
The Geordies have arrived.
What do you think French women are like?
The French people love a good pube.
Well, I've got plenty of them, Frenchies.
(AARON SPEAKING)
I couldn't give a fuck if they're hairy.
If they're fit, I'll just go through them with me lawn mower.
Charl, run!
So we get to the apartment and we'll have to be first to the door
because we will get the best bedroom.
(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)
- Good choice. - Ooh, I'm having this, nice one.
(CHEERING)
This one.
Bang, bang.
I was first on this floor.
This place is amazing,
I can't believe that Anna's put me up here.
Gaz has even got a tree house for a bed.
To be honest, I actually think we got the best room.
- We did, aye. - Yeah.
I'm glad I'm not staying with Aaron or Gary at the minute
just because it's a bit awkward between me and Aaron
but it's not just that, I think Gary's a bit of an arsehole
for fucking jumpin' to Aaron's side straight away.
Well, think about it, James, he's done 10 times worse.
I do feel sorry for Kyle.
All the lads have jumped in one room cause they didn't wanna share with him.
Yes, he did make a mistake, but there's no need for the lads
to isolate him.
I'm so excited about Paris.
Things with Mitch haven't been going well at all lately
and I think this trip could be a chance to clear me head.
I'm excited for tonight.
So am I.
I'm gonna start getting ready.
GAZ: I'm buzzing. It's our first night out in Paris.
Yes there's tension, yes the lads aren't talkin', but who gives a fuck?
We're only here once, let's smash it.
(LAUGHING)
Come on.
First night out in Paris.
Whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop!
I am literally frothing from the fouf about our first night in Paris.
No one, and I say no one, is as excited as I am right now.
SCOTT: We've got work tonight, but first things first,
we're gonna have a family meal, French style.
Bonjour, you fucking radgy.
- Ooh, let's all get a nice glass of wine. - Yeah.
Well, at dinner, Kyle sat at one end of the table and I'm sat at the other,
we couldn't be farther apart, but that suits me.
- Bordeaux? - Bordeaux?
- It's a wine area... - Got any Prosecco?
The others don't know anything about wine, but I've got it down to a T.
The Scotty fucking T. Come on.
Two bottles of red and a bottle of white please.
Scott is giving it the biggun like he's some sort of sommelier.
Mmm.
I'm getting overtones of pretentious fucking wanker!
Anyway, guys...
- First night in Paris. - First night in Paris!
- Oh, shit! - Ah!
I want yous all to have a really good time at work tonight,
so just have fun.
Let's get drunk, let's just enjoy it.
We're in Paris and we've decided while we're here,
we've got to try some local delicacies.
- Here we go. - HOLLY: Oh, no!
Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
What the fuck? Why would you eat snails?
Right, who's going first?
- I'm going for it, me. - Ew!
They're unreal.
Gaz, it's lush.
One, two, three, four.
JAMES: Holly's being a right pussy about trying the snails.
Maybe one of the lads should tell her they're cock flavoured,
she'll munch the whole bowl.
If things weren't awkward enough, Aaron just made it 10 times worse.
I'm just glad Marnie's not here to see this.
ALL: Cheers!
Whoa. You're both as pissed.
Vicky is fucking mortal.
Well, this is a good example to be setting.
Should I follow your lead, boss?
Let's go.
Vicky is the boss and we haven't even got to work yet and she's already pissed.
It's only gonna be downhill from here.
Whoo!
Vicky's got us hosting a Tash-On Tours boat party for French singles.
Don't you worry. Within no time, we'll have them necking on
the Geordie way.
Bonjour, Paris.
Ça va?
J'adore France.
That's good news, yeah?
I get to work and it hits me like a ton of bricks
that I am slightly drunker than usual.
French wine is fucking strong.
Je m'appelle Vicky.
Yes, you've got it right, pet.
Vicky's French is terrible.
I don't know whether it's because she's pissed,
or whether it's because she's thick, but this isn't going very well at all.
We're gonna play some drinking games.
Who wants to get pissed?
CHARLOTTE: These French people are being so fucking boring.
I'm gonna spice this party right up.
My name is Charlotte and I prefer cock.
Vicky's bad enough, then Charlotte pipes up,
"Je m'appelle Charlotte and I love cock." Fuck it, I'm gonna step in.
The first game with the French people is the baguette game.
All you've gotta do is control something massive and hard
between your legs.
How hard can it be? I do that every night.
Oh, sloppy man.
I hope they're ready for Scotty T and his grande baguette.
Three, two, one, go!
(CHEERING)
Scott and Gary act like they're doing me a favour by taking over work tonight,
but we all know that it's not the case, they just can't wait to lord it over us
that I've made a mistake.
- (CHEERING) - (WHISTLING)
I need two girls.
The next game is the lap dancing game.
The girl sits down and the lad comes and dances on them.
They actually seemed quite game.
(CHEERING)
CHARLOTTE: I'm getting a lap dance off, not one, but two men.
It's like the fucking Moulin Rouge.
- (CHEERING) - Yeah!
Anna has to be so proud, we've literally smashed it.
The French people are looking at us like we're from Mars.
Haven't you ever tried to deep throat a massive baguette
like it's a huge penis?
(GRUNTING)
Baguette fight!
(GRUNTING CONTINUES)
(GRUNTING)
Stop it! Stop the madness!
Come on, come on.
Work was boxed off.
Now it's off to the club to show these Paris people
how us Geordies like to fucking party.
Now let's hit the fucking club.
Ow, I just knocked my head!
We're in the club and it is absolutely bouncing.
This is amazing.
AARON: I'm sitting in the club and Kyle comes and sits next to us.
What the fuck does he want?
I should never have gone behind Aaron's back.
I just wanted to explain what happened and apologise.
Kyle's apologising and his only defence is that Marnie kissed him.
It takes two to tango, mate, you shoulda just said no.
Aaron, I'm sorry I necked on with your bird, simple as. Let's move on.
As far as I'm concerned, Kyle can fuck off.
He can apologise all he wants, you fucking two-faced prick.
Who ordered a round of tequila?
Probablys me, because I'm so wild and crazy in Paris.
Cheers!
Even though we're not as close as we were in the past
it's good that me and Charlotte are friends
and I can always rely on me and Charlotte having a wicked laugh.
Gary's teasing us saying I've got me Gary smile on.
No, Gary, I've got me Paris smile on.
Total different thing.
It feels so nice to be relaxed and have fun with Gary.
It's been so long since we've laughed this hard together.
I've had an absolutely wicked first night in Paris,
but it's time for the Geordie crew to get our arses out this club
and back in bed.
Charlotte is absolutely hammered
and she's trying to get in the taxi with the boys.
Me and Vicky are trying to protect her and keep her away from Gary
because we can feel her gravitating towards him.
You are unreal.
Yes, yes.
Very incredible.
- Come on. - This is me.
KYLE: You don't like us? GAZ: Nah.
KYLE: What the fuck have I done to you?
Everything you've said, can be, the minute
you walked in the house, you fucking lied.
How's it a lie? How is it a fucking lie?
JAMES: We've all had an absolutely mint night, but then Gaz and Kyle
start kicking off with each other and we all know what it's about.
You were trying to crack on with Marnie.
No, I wasn't! No, I wasn't!
- But you didn't because... - You can fuck off right now.
I'm asking Kyle all these questions but all he's doing is getting angry
and kicking off.
But angry people are always hiding something.
KYLE: Why don't me and Aaron just sort it out between ourselves
and let everyone else stay out of it?
Simple as.
You and Aaron sort it out and if you and Aaron become mates...
I've said sorry. I accept that he doesn't accept my apology
and I am willing to sit here and say sorry and be there
until he accepts me apology.
So, I don't need you getting involved, mate.
The only person I want to apologise to is Aaron.
To be honest, Gary can go and fuck himself.
- Super cool. - Oh.
Hello, House.
Bonjour, Home.
Bonjour, ma maison.
I've had enough of this, I can't be round these two fucking pricks any more.
I'm sick of Gary, I'm sick of Aaron, I'm going to bed.
(GROANING)
It's safe to say, we're all absolutely mortal.
I think the drink in Paris must be stronger than back home in Newcastle.
I can't deal with this.
CHARLOTTE: So, I'm really pissed and I'm having such a good time
and I'm running around and I just want a cuddle from Gary.
No one else, just Gary.
Why do you laugh?
GARY: Time in the club with me and Charlotte was absolutely amazing
but I never expected her to get back to the house, be running round after us,
trying to get in me room.
I might be pissed, I might have fucked up at work,
but there is no chance, I am allowing Charlotte
to go anywhere near Gary tonight.
Not on my watch.
(SING SONG) You need to let me go. (CLICKING FINGERS)
You need to let me go.
Charlotte is absolutely smashed, but there's only so much pinning down
that I can do before she slaps me in the face.
VICKY: Out.
VICKY: And you're done. That's enough of this.
(VICKY SPEAKING)
Oh, fuck off, Vicky.
I only want a cuddle, a midnight chat.
We're friends now, I'll keep me pants on.
Night.
GARY: Charlotte might just have wanted to come in my room, have a pizza,
lie in bed and have a bit of banter.
VICKY: Night, lads.
But do not fear 'cause bouncer Vicky's there
to grab Charlotte and put her to bed.
Cheers, Vicky.
VICKY: (SIGHS) Oh, thank God.
(SIGHS) Oh, God.
(GROANS)
I am.
(GROANING)
Mmm.
Last night was a disaster of biblical proportions.
Not only did I get fucking mortal at work, Charlotte followed Gary around all night
trying to jump on his pain au chocolat.
Sacré bleu!
Yeah.
But then I was trying to contain you like a wild boar for about two hours.
Me and Gary are just friends. Like, I was probably just going in
to have a little chat.
We probably made it worse by trying to keep you contained,
but at the end of the day, we were just worried.
The last thing Charlotte wants to be doing is gravitating
towards the one person who used to fuck her over
countless times in the past.
VICKY: Charlotte, don't cry.
It's just natural for you to gravitate towards Gary because...
Well, if I'm honest, you're not really getting any attention from Mitch, are ya?
CHARLOTTE: I'm scared because I know Mitch is gonna be angry at us
for spending time with Gary.
I know that if Mitch found out, he would literally never forgive us.
(SOBBING) Like, I've always felt so happy with him until now,
and, like, I really don't know what to do.
Last night Kyle tried to apologise
and said that it was Marnie that kissed him.
All he had to do we turn away.
Sorry, apology not accepted.
I've come here with me friends to enjoy meself,
I'm not gonna let him ruin Paris for us.
Yo, yo, yo.
- Hiya. - All right?
Me and Charlotte are close, everyone knows that
and I am like one of her best mates and I wanna make sure she's okay.
My business is having a laugh with you and cheering you up
and make... Like having a giggle.
Yeah, and that's what I want you to do, I want you to be there for us as a friend.
I know. So you're going through a rough patch, it's my job to cheer you up
and that's what I did last night.
We had a laugh, you got pissed...
And it was so nice to just finally let me hair down.
Like, I feel so awful about this whole Mitch thing.
- I know. - (SNIFFLING)
It's fine.
GARY: It's horrible seeing Charlotte cry.
So, I wanna be the good guy for once and actually cheer her up
and make her happy.
Me and Gary are close and I feel like I can talk to him
about these kind of things, because even though he's hurt us
in the past, he doesn't want to see us get hurt by someone else.
- (GRUNTING) - (GIGGLING)
It's our second day in Paris and we've got no work.
It's time to smash this city, Geordie style.
And there's a couple of things that we'll have to do today.
Apparently, a boat trip down the river Seine
is like a must-do in Paris.
But, if you wanna be a bit more adventurous.
- I'll do boat. - Okay, boat.
Me and the lads have decided we're gonna go out today,
hire some bikes and mission round Paris while wonky foot
has to go and sit on the boat with the girls. III!
I can't wait for me first day out in Paris to see what it's got to offer.
Today is gonna be "boatilicious".
- Musée du Louvre, which is the Louvre. - The what?
- Musée du Louvre. - De Lubre?
- De Louvre. - De Lubre?
I swear this bunch of uncultured buffoons
could be taking a boat trip down the Tyne
for all the notice they're taking.
- Mona Lisa lives in where? - The Louvre.
Yeah, Tour de France.
This is literally the best hangover cure ever.
All the lads on bikes cruising around Paris
looking at all the sights in blistering sun.
Paris, ooh-la-la.
Je m'appelle shit on a bike.
Fuck. (GROANS)
(LAUGHING)
James is all over the place on a bike.
We should have got the kid some stabilisers.
SCOTT: James, there's a bus!
- (HORN HONKING) - Ahhh!
JAMES: Fuck, that was close.
I nearly ended up putting a hole in that bus.
- Yeah. - Do you know what I mean?
At the minute, I feel really sorry for Kyle, because at the end of the day,
nobody is speaking to him and I just feel like
it's not anybody else's argument except his and Aaron's.
Oh, no one's perfect, are they?
HOLLY: Oh, yeah, like we all make mistakes...
What's that there?
CHARLOTTE: Oh, my God, that's amazing!
AARON: We eventually spot the giant Paris erection,
also known as the Eiffel Tower.
Oh, that'll look nice when the lights are on, won't it?
- Yeah. - AARON: That's amazing that like...
- That is amazing. - HOLLY: Oh, I love it.
The boat trip's been lovely.
We've seen some sights, we've caught up,
but now it's time to get back to the house.
Let's get ready.
I am so excited for the last night in Paris.
I just hope that we leave the city of love all as friends.
Oh, God, I don't know if tonight can top last night, it was so good.
- It was good wasn't it? - Mmm-hmm.
It's our last night in Paris and we don't want there to be any tension
so Kyle and Aaron better grab their lady balls and kiss and make up.
Okay.
AARON: We've had an amazing day off, seen the sights,
time to enjoy our last night in Paris with the Geordie Shore family.
- To the last night in Paris. - HOLLY: Gai Paris!
Tonight is the last night in Paris and I'm so excited
to smash it with the whole family.
Tonight, I will do everything in my power to get these two boys speaking again.
It's time for me and Charlotte to put our plan into action.
We are gonna make sure that Aaron and Kyle leave Paris as friends.
First part of the plan, play the ice cube game
and get Kyle and Aaron to stand together.
If they're kissing they might as well speak, right?
(GIRLS LAUGHING)
I've got another game that can only bring happy things
towards Aaron and Kyle.
Say something nice about the person standing next to ya.
(CLAPPING)
(LAUGHING)
For fucks sake, Scott, I'm trying to get Kyle and Aaron
back together not push them further apart, you giant wally.
(LAUGHING)
- AARON: I'm only joking. - Be nice.
This hasn't gone as well as I thought it was gonna go.
Kyle and Aaron aren't exactly best friends again,
but everyone loves a trier.
At least Kyle has stayed around and faced up to his problems,
he's apologised, he's said sorry, and there's nothing more he can do,
and Aaron should respect him for doing that.
(LAUGHING)
I'm sorting things out with Kyle because this can't go on any longer.
At least he stuck around and faced his problems.
I know you did.
I feel terrible for what happened.
I should never have gone behind Aaron's back and kissed Marnie.
It looks like they're making up.
What a buzz, what a buzz, what a buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzzing!
- Come here, bro. - Cheers, mate.
- All right. - (LAUGHING)
VICKY: Yay! Are you friends again?
I'm just glad me and Aaron are friends again, now we can just crack on,
and have a mint night.
- I just kissed him! - (LAUGHING)
- Kiss and make up, eh? - Go on, lads!
(LAUGHING)
Paris nightlife is mint.
I wish I could be French and just stay here forever,
but I think my boobs are too big.
It's been an amazing last night in Paris, now we're off to the Eiffel Tower
to see the light show.
CHARLOTTE: Oh, my God. VICKY: Look!
HOLLY: We get to the Eiffel Tower and it looks absolutely amazing.
I love everyone.
Even though after everything she's done, I do wish Marnie was here.
It's not the same without her,
and she would have loved to have seen the Eiffel Tower.
GARY: We're in Paris, standing in front of the Eiffel Tower,
all standing there linking arms, smiling, we actually look happy.
Yeah, them lifts are pure excitement.
(LAUGHING)
Paris really is the most romantic city in the entire world,
and although I'm not sharing it with someone I love,
I'm sharing it with loads of people who I love, my family.
(SQUEALING)
- So cute! - It is so flashy!
That is mint, that, though, isn't it?
I'm overwhelmed by Paris.
Everything about it just gets better and better.
If the Eiffel Tower was a penis, I'd let it come all over my face.
For what?
Yeah.
Charlotte's saying that I never loved her.
Charlotte, that's like saying water isn't wet.
Course I did.
I've had a mint night, we're back at the house,
and the party's still going strong.
KYLE: Hold on, Holly, are you flirting with me?
Haven't we been down this road before?
Next thing I know, I feel myself getting reeled in by Kyle.
I'm going over the top of the balcony.
What the fuck is going on? I'm flailing around like a salmon.
(HOLLY SCREAMING)
(KYLE LAUGHING)
HOLLY: I am loving how hard Kyle is trying to get into me right now,
but I'm not gonna go there again.
I can't let myself be a mug again, I don't wanna get hurt.
KYLE: I know for a fact Holly wants it.
She will give in eventually, she can't resist us.
It's been an amazing last night in Paris, everyone's mortal. It's time to go to bed.
Paris has been amazing and I don't wanna leave
'cause I don't wanna go back home and face all of the problems,
but I guess that's the only way it's gonna get any easier.
(URINE SPLASHING)
- (CHARLOTTE FARTING) - Whoops.
(LAUGHING)
I've woken up this morning and I'm absolutely dying.
And I hear a noise and, yeah, Charlotte's having a shit above my head.
I can't believe it's our last day in Paris.
VICKY: I know, I don't wanna go home.
I don't, I've had such a good time.
I don't and I have as well.
Paris has been absolutely amazing. I just wish I could stay here forever.
How're you feeling about Mitch?
While I've been in Paris, I didn't really think about it.
VICKY: It's like being on holiday, isn't it? Getting away?
And now, it's just all coming flooding back.
Vicky's asking us about Mitch
and, to be honest, I don't even know what to say.
Me head is fucked.
As soon as I get back to Newcastle, I need to sort this out.
(GROANS)
Paris, for me, has been absolutely amazing.
One of the best trips we've done.
And the main reason, probably is, 'cause Marnie wasn't here to stir shit.
Paris couldn't have come at a better time after all the dramas in the house.
Everyone's got on and I'm even speaking to Kyle.
Now, I've just got to sort things out with Marnie.
SCOTT: We're packing to go back to Newcastle,
and to be honest, I don't really wanna leave.
I feel like I haven't experienced everything,
what Paris has to offer.
Basically, I didn't shag a French bird.
Gotta go and grab fucking Marnsworth.
JAMES: Think she'll be there when we get back?
Hopefully not.
Back together as a family.
And let's all try not to neck on with each other's lasses, right, howay.
Let's go.
We have had the best time in Paris. It's been absolutely amazing.
I'm gutted to be going back to Newcastle.
MARNIE: I've come back to the house, ready to face everyone.
I feel so nervous cos I didn't resolve anything when I left.
But there's no one here.
GARY: Paris, for me, has been absolutely amazing.
We came as a broken family with a bunch of issues
but I feel like everything's been solved.
To me, it's what can happen when Marnie's not here.
Home, sweet, home.
I hear everyone get back and I'm so nervous.
After the way I left things at the party, I just don't know how it's gonna go.
Oh, hi, Marnie!
We get back from Paris and who's there waiting for us? It's Marnie.
Shit, I hope things don't kick off again.
Hi!
- Hey, are you okay? - Yeah, you?
Yeah, I'm fine.
Hi, Marns!
The girls are being so nice.
I don't even know why I was nervous.
They actually look so happy to see us back.
- How are you? - Hi, Marnsworth.
I'm absolutely devastated that I never got to go to Paris.
But, realistically, I would've ruined it for them.
So, what did you do?
Erm, ate some snails, ate loads of bread.
We went to see the Eiffel Tower, the light show.
Like, we had a couple of really good days.
They're telling us about Paris and it sounded amazing.
Even though leaving was the best thing for us at the time,
I'm still gutted I missed out.
Sorry about the way I acted.
You know I wasn't meself.
Shall we leave them to have a little chat?
ALL: Yeah.
I know Marnie's not in everyone's good books at the moment,
but I've really missed her. It's good to see the kid.
- I was a coward. - That was so bad of you.
I was such a coward.
I need to say sorry to Kyle
for dragging him into mine and Aaron's situation.
He's me friend and I shouldn't have done that.
- I'm so sorry. - No, no it's fine, it's fine.
I feel like it was my fault, though, because it was me.
It was both of us.
MARNIE: By the sounds of it, Kyle and Aaron have sort of made up,
but I'm so worried how he's gonna act with me.
I didn't feel awkward to see you.
I just thought we've known each other long enough
you can understand why that happened.
That's sound, man. It's absolutely sound, honestly.
Erm, I've gotta say, mate,
I missed you in Paris. I wish you were there.
I know, I'm absolutely devastated I missed it,
but it was the right thing. I don't think I could have...
One more knock and I would've just fell over the edge.
Yeah, I just wanna say that, no matter what...
No matter about that the other night, or anything else that's been
- said or done, I've still got your back. - Yeah.
And I still love you to bits.
Thank you.
Whatever happens between me and Marnie,
I love her and I'll always be there for her.
CHARLOTTE: I'm still thinking about the whole Mitch thing.
I can't go on any longer,
thinking about this every day,
and speaking about it to everyone else
but not letting him know about the situation.
I need to leave, I need to speak to Mitch,
and try and get this sorted out.
The girls are helping us make a list about all the issues there are
in mine and Mitch's relationship,
so I can try and sort out what I wanna say to him.
Now we're back home. I need to speak to Marnie,
but I'm really nervous.
She's definitely got a hold over me.
- You all right? - Yeah, you?
How do you feel?
I don't know.
It took a lot for me to come back in.
I felt so nervous, how I left things.
I'm so pleased that Aaron's told us,
that he felt nervous about seeing me as well
because it means we're both on the same page.
And if we're both nervous, there's obviously feelings there.
Yeah, it was because you invited that girl,
I didn't get to go to Paris.
Right, okay, well, I'm sorry for kissing Kyle.
I needed to hear Marnie apologise,
'cause even though Kyle took the backlash,
she was just as much to blame, and the reason why she's done it,
is 'cause I've made her jealous and she wanted to get us back.
I'm so pleased that Aaron's taken some responsibility
for what happened at the party
and he actually understands why I'd done what I'd done.
Yeah.
(LAUGHING)
Is it?
I've only been back an hour and already, Marnie's massaging me neck.
She's wrapped around me little finger.
I don't feel secure in me relationship.
I'm just waiting for the next day that he's gonna finish us.
Right now, Charlotte's head's all over the place
and I really think this list is gonna help her to focus her thoughts
before she goes and sees Mitch.
So far we have, "Used to make her feel really happy,
"but now the negatives are just far outweighing the positives
"and he's starting to make her feel sad a lot of the time."
There's a lot of problems that need to be solved in this relationship,
and even though I've got them all written down on me pieces of paper,
I am fucking shitting meself.
Why wouldn't Mitch wanna be with ya?
You're beautiful, and you're lovely to be around,
and you're a nice person.
(SNIFFLES)
I'm so scared because I'm so weak,
and I've been so weak with him for so long
because I love him,
and I don't wanna have a life without him
but I can't keep on going this way.
CHARLOTTE: What if I forget the list?
I've wrote it down.
You can memorise it.
CHARLOTTE: It's gonna look like a freak if I walk in with paper.
- I've done it... - Better to be better prepared.
I've done it with quite big writing, as well, so you can read it.
And I've not used many words over five letters.
Right now, I don't know whether I'm gonna
come back to this house single or in a relationship.
I'm just so confused.
I feel like I need to go. I need to just sort it out.
So, either things change or you fucking have some time off,
or just say, "I want time to think."
Yeah, but that's what I'm gonna go in with.
I do really appreciate all of Gary's support,
but I can't help but feel so bad thinking,
"Should I even be talking about this to you?
"Is this the right thing to be doing?"
You'll be fine.
- I'll speak when you get back. - Yeah.
The next few days are gonna be tough for Charlotte,
but no matter what happens, I'll be here for her,
and so will her Geordie Shore family.
- See ya. - Bye.
CHARLOTTE: I'm leaving the house and I'm going to speak to Mitch,
and I just hope, more than anything, that I can stay strong.
This is gonna be a messy night.
If looks could kill, Marnie and Scott would be six feet under.
Why should I clean everyone's filth?
Vicky's taking this boss role way too far.
Why should I clean that shithole up?
Because you're not a princess!
Me and Gary are brushing each other's teeth, this is so romantic.
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