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<i>MARY JANE: Previously
on Being Mary Jane... </i>

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Patrick, you're already
an hour behind today.

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- No, I'm getting better.
- No, I don't need better.

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If you wanna work at KO
Cola, you have to perform.

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I am required to be on the
ground in Syria and Nigeria.

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<i>GREG: The last thing
that we need to do</i>

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is to send a recently outed reporter

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in the middle of hostile territory.

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- It's SNC's call!
- You have some nerve...

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I quit.

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Do you really think it's worth it?

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They're not letting
us be real journalists.

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We're puppets, Mary Jane.

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Yeah, well paid puppets.

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And?

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(DOORBELL RINGING)

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Guess who's back?

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You found my summer bag.

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Oh, you've gotta stop doubting me.

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My first name is Fendi

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and my last name is Birkin, baby.

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(LAUGHING)

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SALESMAN: Yes, Miss Paul,
that's how you do it.

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Oh, you're gonna have all these
heifers wanting to ketchup,

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no mustard.

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I need to see it with
my work outfit, though.

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I don't know why, but go do your thing.

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Yes, life has been given.

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I told you, you can rock this
bag with everything.

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How much is it?

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(SIGHING) If you have to ask.

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That looks like a birthday bag to me.

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ASSISTANT: Oh, I'd say so.

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SALESMAN: Now you know you'll
make that $30,000 back.

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Thank you. Swipe.

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It's good.

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- It's the best.
- It's an investment.

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- Absolutely.
- Right.

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NIECY: Girl, this Bump 'n Go
will smooth, straighten,

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and tame your hair and give
it the body that it needs.

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- The key to it is the Ultra Ceramic Tourmaline technology.
- Hmm-mmm.

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It guarantees a smooth,
straight emulsion that won't

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that won't pull out this
beautiful head of hair.

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I'm not gonna front.

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This do how my hair lay.

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But $130, though?

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I'd have to sell one of
my kids to afford this.

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- Sorry, girl.
- I understand, girl. No worries.

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But real talk.

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You need to be doing
hair, not selling these.

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KIKI: I told you nobody was
gonna buy those expensive-ass

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- flat irons, Niecy.
- Where did you come from and why?

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(LAUGHING) I'm just saying.

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I sold three today, so...

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So, you're buying lunch, right?

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No, I'm brown-baggin' it today.

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Again? Girl, you never eat with us.

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Well, I'm trying to save up money.

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Treyvion is always in my
pockets with his big-ass feet.

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He grew out of those shoes
that I got him two weeks ago.

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I go through the same
thing with Jaycion.

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He's wearin' a 4T and
he's barely walkin'.

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Yeah, and you know, I've gotta give

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my grandparents some
money for watching him.

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Girl, why? They're grandparents.

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They like watching kids.

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Girl, you need to start
looking out for yourself.

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You've worn those
leggings so many times,

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they can probably stand up on their own.

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(WOMEN LAUGHING)

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(CHUCKLES SARCASTICALLY)

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I'm just saying.

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Listen, I don't have money

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to buy clothes for myself and my kids.

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I just don't.

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KIKI: That's what I mean,
girl. You need to work the mall.

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I am working at the mall.
What are you talking about?

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- No, I mean "work the mall."
- Oh...

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- Today's pay day, right?
- Hmm-mmm.

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My girl Brenda down at Wet Seal

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is gonna hook us up with
her employee discount.

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- Why?
- Because Chante hooked her up

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with hers last week at her job.

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You get one, right?

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Yeah, I get 20%.

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You need to come with us.

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Brenda will hook you up
and whenever she needs

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a flat iron, you can
just return the favor.

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- That's how we do.
- That's how we do... Why you touching me?

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- You don't know me.
- Okay, okay.

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This only 30?

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(ALL LAUGHING)

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<i>SALESMAN: You'll make
that $30,000 back.</i>

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(CELL PHONE VIBRATING)

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Hello?

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Oh, perfect. I'm coming right out.

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(MESSAGE ALERT CHIMES)

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Oh, just a sec.

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Happy Birthday to me. Set it up.

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- Happy Birthday.
- Thank you.

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<i>♪ All I do is win, win,
win no matter what ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Got money on my mind
I can never get enough ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And every time I step
up in the building ♪</i>

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<i>- ♪ Everybody hands go up ♪
- MARY JANE: ♪ Everybody hands go up ♪</i>

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<i>- ♪ And they stay there ♪
- ♪ And they stay there ♪</i>

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<i>- ♪ And they stay there ♪
- ♪ And they stay there ♪</i>

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<i>- ♪ And they stay there ♪
- ♪ And they stay there ♪</i>

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<i>- ♪ Up down, up down, up down ♪
- ♪ Up down, up down, up down ♪</i>

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<i>- ♪ 'Cause all I do ♪
- ♪ 'Cause all I do ♪</i>

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<i>- ♪ Is win, win, win ♪
- ♪ Is win, win, win ♪</i>

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<i>- ♪ And if you goin' in ♪
- ♪ And if you goin' in ♪</i>

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<i>- ♪ Put your hands in the air ♪
- ♪ Put your hands in the air ♪</i>

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<i>- ♪ Make 'em stay there ♪
- ♪ Make 'em stay there ♪</i>

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(MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING)

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(MUSIC STOPS)

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MARY JANE: I can't believe you.

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This picture doesn't work here?

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That you're selling your house.

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Save the theatrics, MJ.

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You knew I was going to go to Nigeria.

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It's not like you read it
on my Facebook or something.

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- It still feels the same.
- Okay.

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And why are you moving things around?

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I like your house the way it is.

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I have a man that's
interested in my house already

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and I want him to see the
house in its best light.

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What's wrong with your feet?

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New shoes.

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I see why they call them Red Bottoms.

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Look at the bottom of my feet.

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(SIGHING) Three words.

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Keep the mystery.

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A blow dryer, ten minutes at a time.

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It'll loosen up the leather
in your shoes. No biggie.

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See, now, that right there,

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the fact that you even know that

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is all the more reason you have to stay.

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Who else is gonna give
me random fashion facts?

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Oh, come on, girl, you're gonna be fine.

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That's what the internet is for.

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You know that's not why
Nigerians use the internet.

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(MARK LAUGHING)

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All them damn email scams.

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Uncle Owajewan just hit me the other day

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talking about "I got
ten million dollars,

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"but I'm gonna need your
bank account information."

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Easy. Nigeria has done nothing to you.

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Nigeria has taken my
friend and I don't like it.

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It's just not the news
I needed to hear today,

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- especially today, of all days.
- (MARK SIGHING)

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What's going on today?

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Are you kidding me?

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MARK: (SIGHING) No, Mary Jane.

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There's just so much going
on in my mind that's gotta...

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- Can you just tell me?
- (CELL PHONE RINGING)

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I hope you get bubble guts
in Nigeria. How about that?

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You know, that's not funny.

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Hey, Patrick, I knew
you wouldn't forget.

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<i>- PATRICK: (OVER PHONE) Mom had another flare up.
- What?</i>

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<i>PATRICK: Yeah, she fell
and bumped her head.</i>

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<i>The doctors kept her overnight.</i>

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She was in the hospital?

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Oh, she's fine, Mary Jane.

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We just brought her home.

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I'm on my way.

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MARK: Everything okay?

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- Patrick!
- Shh!

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I just got Mom to sleep.

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(SOFTLY) Why was Mom going
up and down the stairs anyway?

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This was bound to happen.

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Well, she's hard-headed. You know that.

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They need to move to a one-level.

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Yeah, right. Let me know how that goes.

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Something's gotta change.

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Why didn't you call me?

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I'm always gonna be at work,
but that's no reason not to

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tell me my mother's in
the freakin' hospital.

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Well, you've been through a lot.

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Thought we could handle this one.

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- Okay.
- She just needs to rest, slow down a bit,

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and she'll be back to
her old stubborn ways.

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Oh, joy. What are you making?

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It's a roasted carrot turmeric soup.

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I read that turmeric is a
good anti-inflammatory herb.

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It'll help Mom with her joint pain.

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But you're making her a cake.

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That's the last thing she needs.

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Uh, D'Asia asked me to bake my
famous chocolate triple-fudge cake.

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I love that cake.

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Well, I'll save you a slice.

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Oh, you're gonna save me a slice.

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How about I save you a slice?

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- Oh, nah, nah, Letta, that's for me and my niece.
- Oh!

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What are you doing here?

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- Oh, Mom fell. Didn't you hear?
- Yeah, I know Mom fell.

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But you fly across the country
'cause Mom fell?

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She's my mother, Letta.

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I know, she's mine, too, but
she's fallen hundreds of times.

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Why would you kill your frequent
flyer miles 'cause Mom slipped?

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Look, y'all don't love her like I do.

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(LAUGHING)

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Whatever.

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How's L.A.?

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It's cool.

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Profitable. (EXHALES LOUDLY)

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I bet.

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Are you staying out of trouble?

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Letta, just 'cause Mom fell, doesn't
mean we need to stand in for her.

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I know, right, chill.

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I got this.

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Oh, you got this.

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Hmm-mmm. Hmm-mmm.

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So, you're baking that cake for D'Asia.

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I thought D'Asia didn't like chocolate.

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Well, I guess she does now.
(LAUGHING)

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And you take a red-eye across the
country because Mom slipped.

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What other reason do I have?

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Oh, you guys are funny.

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What? Oh, y'all are funny.

220
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Funny what?

221
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Y'all are funny.

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Oh, play dumb, play dumb,
'cause you're good at it.

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I gotta go, but this is good.

224
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This is good. This is good.

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What's she laughing at?

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I don't know. Hey, hey,
are you open after work?

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We need you for the night shift to help

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Mama to the bathroom and stuff.

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Oh, yeah, to come back and help.

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Sure!

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'Cause I'm helpful.

232
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I'll be back tonight
to "help."

233
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What's wrong with you?

234
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Oh, hey, tell Mom
"Get well soon, kiddo!"

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(BOTH CHUCKLE)

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- What's she talking about?
- I don't know.

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MARY JANE: You guys are funny.

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(PATRICK LAUGHING)

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DELIVERYMAN: Watch your
back there.

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Excuse me.

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(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)

242
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Hey, buddy... How's it going?

243
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Hey.

244
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I'm just trying to finish up these orders
before I head over to the Blue Grill.

245
00:10:28,729 --> 00:10:31,022
I'm trying to get them to try
a few cases of our bacon soda.

246
00:10:31,023 --> 00:10:33,941
Well, if anyone can sell
that crap, you can.

247
00:10:33,942 --> 00:10:36,603
Hey, I'm about to take a donut
break, if you're interested.

248
00:10:37,404 --> 00:10:39,238
- Oh, is it donut time already?
- Yeah.

249
00:10:39,239 --> 00:10:40,774
I'll see you in the break room.

250
00:10:42,535 --> 00:10:44,870
(SOFTLY WHISTLES) Donut time.

251
00:10:44,871 --> 00:10:46,655
- All right.
- (CLEARING THROAT)

252
00:11:07,100 --> 00:11:10,061
Oh, Jesus, Jessie, you're
gonna pop a blood vessel.

253
00:11:10,062 --> 00:11:11,979
I need a perk quick today.

254
00:11:11,980 --> 00:11:14,065
I've gotta stay awake so I can
finish all this paperwork.

255
00:11:14,066 --> 00:11:16,108
Oh, that works too fast for me.

256
00:11:16,109 --> 00:11:19,070
I snort it and your boy will
be shakin' like Kylie Jenner

257
00:11:19,071 --> 00:11:20,906
at an R. Kelly concert.

258
00:11:20,907 --> 00:11:22,782
Actually, better luck there
than being at the adoption

259
00:11:22,783 --> 00:11:24,075
agency when Woody Allen rolls through.

260
00:11:24,076 --> 00:11:26,578
- (MEN LAUGHING) - JESSIE:
Katie, you hang with us

261
00:11:26,579 --> 00:11:30,081
during donut time,
but you don't want any donuts.

262
00:11:30,082 --> 00:11:31,290
You're not a narc are ya?

263
00:11:31,291 --> 00:11:32,959
It really works that well, huh?

264
00:11:32,960 --> 00:11:34,794
Tell her. Patrick?

265
00:11:34,795 --> 00:11:37,756
Well, before a-bombs,
Patrick couldn't even focus.

266
00:11:37,757 --> 00:11:39,006
He was all over the place.

267
00:11:39,007 --> 00:11:42,093
Couldn't work our system,
lost track of orders,

268
00:11:42,094 --> 00:11:44,095
the true definition of
a screw-up.

269
00:11:44,096 --> 00:11:45,555
Look at the man now.

270
00:11:45,556 --> 00:11:47,098
One of our top sellers in the company.

271
00:11:47,099 --> 00:11:49,016
He's still ugly, though.
Look at him.

272
00:11:49,017 --> 00:11:51,018
Well, as long as your mama thinks
I'm hot, I ain't trippin'.

273
00:11:51,019 --> 00:11:52,520
- Oh.
- (LAUGHING)

274
00:11:52,521 --> 00:11:54,063
Does it really work?

275
00:11:54,064 --> 00:11:56,017
PATRICK: It does for me,
but, hey...

276
00:11:57,109 --> 00:11:59,485
You'd have to make that call.

277
00:11:59,486 --> 00:12:02,814
MEN: (CHANTING)
Katie, Katie, Katie...

278
00:12:03,783 --> 00:12:06,158
Okay. Give me the other
half of the pill.

279
00:12:06,159 --> 00:12:08,620
If Patrick Square-Ass
can do it, so can I.

280
00:12:08,621 --> 00:12:09,913
Ooh.

281
00:12:09,914 --> 00:12:11,239
Yeah, Katie.

282
00:12:13,125 --> 00:12:14,793
All right.

283
00:12:14,794 --> 00:12:16,168
<i>PRESIDENT OBAMA: We
wanted to come here.</i>

284
00:12:16,169 --> 00:12:19,839
<i>I wanted to be here because
Africa is on the move.</i>

285
00:12:19,840 --> 00:12:22,926
<i>- Africa is one of the fastest growing regions... 
- (PEOPLE APPLAUDING)</i>

286
00:12:22,927 --> 00:12:25,136
<i>FEMALE REPORTER: There's
a battle raging as we</i>

287
00:12:25,137 --> 00:12:27,597
<i>arrive and fresh troops
are being sent in to fight.</i>

288
00:12:27,598 --> 00:12:31,183
<i>Cameroon and Chadian soldiers
are trying to hold this bridge.</i>

289
00:12:31,184 --> 00:12:33,853
<i>It stands between
them and Boko Haram</i>

290
00:12:33,854 --> 00:12:35,563
<i>on the other side of Nigeria.</i>

291
00:12:35,564 --> 00:12:38,232
<i>Those who survived
this latest massacre</i>

292
00:12:38,233 --> 00:12:40,151
<i>are tortured by what happened.</i>

293
00:12:40,152 --> 00:12:42,445
<i>MALE TRANSLATOR: Look at this.
Those are all bullet holes.</i>

294
00:12:42,446 --> 00:12:45,156
<i>There were 37
people. No one moved.</i>

295
00:12:45,157 --> 00:12:47,033
What about the kidnapped girls?

296
00:12:47,034 --> 00:12:48,618
- Oh, yes.
- Are you worried about them?

297
00:12:48,619 --> 00:12:51,120
I worry about them, too. Yeah, my
sister there. My brother is too.

298
00:12:51,121 --> 00:12:53,164
<i>FEMALE REPORTER: Many of the
people in this congregation</i>

299
00:12:53,165 --> 00:12:55,082
<i>have relatives and
friends in the area</i>

300
00:12:55,083 --> 00:12:56,835
<i>where the schoolgirls were taken.</i>

301
00:12:56,836 --> 00:12:59,963
<i>And intelligence sources say
they're using satellite imagery</i>

302
00:12:59,964 --> 00:13:03,174
<i>and tracking to try to
pinpoint where the girls are.</i>

303
00:13:03,175 --> 00:13:06,594
Whatever is their motive,
the innocent girls,

304
00:13:06,595 --> 00:13:09,764
the little children,
should not be made victim.

305
00:13:09,765 --> 00:13:13,100
<i>FEMALE REPORTER: Our sources
say a deal was struck to free</i>

306
00:13:13,101 --> 00:13:17,305
<i>some of the Boko Haram families
in return for some of the girls.</i>

307
00:13:21,360 --> 00:13:24,403
<i>But the deal collapsed when
the Nigerian President went to</i>

308
00:13:24,404 --> 00:13:26,990
<i>the Summit in Paris and
his Western backers,</i>

309
00:13:26,991 --> 00:13:30,201
<i>including the British,
were vehemently against it.</i>

310
00:13:30,202 --> 00:13:32,203
KARA: So, that's the
package. You like it?

311
00:13:32,204 --> 00:13:33,447
MARK: I love it.

312
00:13:38,585 --> 00:13:40,662
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

313
00:13:52,265 --> 00:13:54,009
Hey.

314
00:13:54,226 --> 00:13:55,678
Hmm?

315
00:13:56,062 --> 00:13:57,228
I get it.

316
00:13:57,229 --> 00:13:59,431
(SIGHING) Yeah.

317
00:14:01,567 --> 00:14:03,644
When you make decisions for yourself,

318
00:14:04,528 --> 00:14:06,230
it affects others.

319
00:14:08,949 --> 00:14:10,608
- Yes, it does.
- Yeah.

320
00:14:11,952 --> 00:14:13,402
But, if it helps,

321
00:14:15,247 --> 00:14:17,498
you'll remember, I didn't
wanna work with you.

322
00:14:17,499 --> 00:14:19,709
(BOTH LAUGHING)

323
00:14:19,710 --> 00:14:23,254
Well, now that I'm leaving,
maybe you can have my office.

324
00:14:23,255 --> 00:14:26,257
No, I actually prefer my
paycheck, thank you very much.

325
00:14:26,258 --> 00:14:27,675
- (MARK LAUGHING)
- You know, I can't...

326
00:14:27,676 --> 00:14:31,303
I can't spend the office and I
certainly can't feed my kids the office.

327
00:14:31,304 --> 00:14:33,264
I can't clothe my kids with the office.

328
00:14:33,265 --> 00:14:35,259
- So, I'm good.
- (LAUGHS)

329
00:14:36,435 --> 00:14:39,270
Well, my sweet, mean and twisted Kara...

330
00:14:39,271 --> 00:14:40,479
KARA: Mmm?

331
00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:41,973
I will miss you most of all.

332
00:14:44,276 --> 00:14:46,277
Take care of yourself out there, okay?

333
00:14:46,278 --> 00:14:49,940
I'll be really pissed if
something happens to you.

334
00:14:50,282 --> 00:14:51,608
I will.

335
00:14:53,201 --> 00:14:54,611
Okay.

336
00:14:55,454 --> 00:14:57,405
I look forward to
giving you a good show.

337
00:14:58,415 --> 00:15:00,284
I appreciate it, Kara.

338
00:15:12,013 --> 00:15:14,131
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

339
00:15:20,563 --> 00:15:22,474
(MESSAGE ALERT BEEPING)

340
00:15:39,040 --> 00:15:41,166
Happy Birthday!

341
00:15:41,167 --> 00:15:42,876
(ALL CHEERING, HOOTING)

342
00:15:42,877 --> 00:15:44,586
(KARA LAUGHING)

343
00:15:44,587 --> 00:15:47,214
You care. You actually care.

344
00:15:47,215 --> 00:15:50,592
KARA: Of course we do,
mama. We love you! Come here!

345
00:15:50,593 --> 00:15:51,843
Happy Birthday.

346
00:15:51,844 --> 00:15:53,053
Thank you.

347
00:15:53,054 --> 00:15:54,713
- KARA: You're welcome.
- (INHALES DEEPLY)

348
00:15:55,806 --> 00:15:58,058
(ALL CHEERING, APPLAUDING)

349
00:15:58,059 --> 00:16:00,185
Thank you.

350
00:16:00,186 --> 00:16:02,145
Now cut this leaning tower of a cake.

351
00:16:02,146 --> 00:16:05,565
Yeah, well, it was in the passenger
seat and I was texting and driving.

352
00:16:05,566 --> 00:16:07,401
So, anyway, how old are you now, anyway?

353
00:16:07,402 --> 00:16:10,070
You know not to ask a lady
such questions.

354
00:16:10,071 --> 00:16:12,489
Of course. No, no, no, of course.
I was just trying to figure out

355
00:16:12,490 --> 00:16:15,575
- if this was the first or second time... 
- It's the first time I am...

356
00:16:15,576 --> 00:16:17,619
... you turned 39.
Right. Right.

357
00:16:17,620 --> 00:16:19,121
Your cake is better.

358
00:16:19,122 --> 00:16:23,083
She just started baking, so
we're gonna eat it and like it.

359
00:16:23,084 --> 00:16:25,961
I'm gonna be right back. I've gotta get
these boys started on their homework.

360
00:16:25,962 --> 00:16:27,837
- I'll get you some cake when we
get back, okay? - Bye, fellas.

361
00:16:27,838 --> 00:16:29,339
- Bye, guys.
- Bye.

362
00:16:29,340 --> 00:16:30,632
Did you get my email?

363
00:16:30,633 --> 00:16:31,800
No.

364
00:16:31,801 --> 00:16:33,461
WOMAN: Happy birthday, MJ.

365
00:16:35,430 --> 00:16:37,555
Didn't you tell me your brother
was out in L.A. working

366
00:16:37,556 --> 00:16:39,391
for Barbara Ling-Cho,
the developer?

367
00:16:39,392 --> 00:16:41,184
Yeah. Why? Why? What's up?

368
00:16:41,185 --> 00:16:44,354
Apparently, there are some
investment groups, ten in all,

369
00:16:44,355 --> 00:16:47,483
that have signed a petition accusing
Barbara Ling-Cho of bid rigging.

370
00:16:47,484 --> 00:16:48,650
Why?

371
00:16:48,651 --> 00:16:50,944
Probably because it was
announced that Inglewood won

372
00:16:50,945 --> 00:16:53,189
the bid in L.A. to build
the new stadium.

373
00:16:54,657 --> 00:16:55,907
- (SIGHING)
- Yeah.

374
00:16:55,908 --> 00:16:58,660
Two years ago, Cho acquired
a bunch of property

375
00:16:58,661 --> 00:17:01,079
in public auctions at the
lowest price point possible.

376
00:17:01,080 --> 00:17:03,499
No one thought nothing of it.
It's Inglewood.

377
00:17:03,500 --> 00:17:06,502
But then it's announced that a
certain stadium is being built

378
00:17:06,503 --> 00:17:09,379
dead smack in the middle
of Cho's properties.

379
00:17:09,380 --> 00:17:13,550
Now either she's lucky
or an evil genius.

380
00:17:13,551 --> 00:17:16,428
Well, my brother just started working for
her, so he... He wouldn't be involved.

381
00:17:16,429 --> 00:17:17,762
I hope not.

382
00:17:17,763 --> 00:17:19,681
I know Jake on Arthur's team
was talking

383
00:17:19,682 --> 00:17:21,266
about doing an investigative
report on it.

384
00:17:21,267 --> 00:17:24,052
Oh, now he wants to do something
that requires effort. Nice.

385
00:17:24,603 --> 00:17:25,687
It's a good story.

386
00:17:25,688 --> 00:17:27,397
We should do it.

387
00:17:27,398 --> 00:17:29,975
If your brother wasn't working for her.

388
00:17:30,527 --> 00:17:32,694
I... I sent the email.

389
00:17:32,695 --> 00:17:35,738
Take a look and Happy Birthday.

390
00:17:35,739 --> 00:17:37,191
Thanks.

391
00:17:46,667 --> 00:17:48,119
Hey, guys.

392
00:17:49,003 --> 00:17:50,253
I brought you some snacks.

393
00:17:50,254 --> 00:17:51,380
Thanks, Mom.

394
00:17:51,381 --> 00:17:52,714
- You're welcome.
- Yeah, thanks.

395
00:17:52,715 --> 00:17:54,383
Here you go, baby.

396
00:17:54,384 --> 00:17:55,800
Sure.

397
00:17:55,801 --> 00:17:58,720
If you guys need anything, Theresa
is standing right outside.

398
00:17:58,721 --> 00:18:00,180
- So you just ask her.
- Okay.

399
00:18:00,181 --> 00:18:01,598
Okay?

400
00:18:01,599 --> 00:18:03,725
Can we play on our iPads when
we're done with our homework?

401
00:18:03,726 --> 00:18:05,602
- Yeah. Sure.
- Thanks.

402
00:18:05,603 --> 00:18:07,596
- Wow, thanks.
- You're welcome.

403
00:18:08,981 --> 00:18:10,725
Have a good show, Mom.

404
00:18:11,817 --> 00:18:13,728
Thank you, baby.

405
00:18:28,084 --> 00:18:30,252
NIECY: That's a pretty color.

406
00:18:30,253 --> 00:18:33,004
Okay, so you mean to tell me I can
get all this stuff on a discount.

407
00:18:33,005 --> 00:18:34,381
Yes, Niecy, we're good.

408
00:18:34,382 --> 00:18:35,750
Okay.

409
00:18:36,759 --> 00:18:39,052
Girl, this dress is fire.

410
00:18:39,053 --> 00:18:41,721
Oh, you're gonna wear that while
you're serving pizza at Saborro's?

411
00:18:41,722 --> 00:18:45,016
- No, hater, I'ma wear it to the
Drake concert. - You got tickets?

412
00:18:45,017 --> 00:18:47,769
Yeah, girl. You know Junior and
his home boys are scalpin'.

413
00:18:47,770 --> 00:18:49,104
- You should come.
- I mean, I can,

414
00:18:49,105 --> 00:18:50,813
if I could get
somebody to watch Jaycion.

415
00:18:50,814 --> 00:18:52,482
Your mama can't watch him?

416
00:18:52,483 --> 00:18:55,777
Nah, she's been trippin' ever since
she got her new boyfriend, so...

417
00:18:55,778 --> 00:18:57,279
Niecy, you wanna come?

418
00:18:57,280 --> 00:18:59,697
Junior got a homeboy.
He ain't takin' nobody.

419
00:18:59,698 --> 00:19:00,782
Hm, how's he lookin'?

420
00:19:00,783 --> 00:19:02,367
I mean, he's all right.

421
00:19:02,368 --> 00:19:04,494
He's got a little chipped
tooth, but he's real funny

422
00:19:04,495 --> 00:19:06,321
and he got a job at the bank.

423
00:19:06,789 --> 00:19:07,872
Oh, is he a teller?

424
00:19:07,873 --> 00:19:09,791
Nah, girl, he's a security guard.

425
00:19:09,792 --> 00:19:12,752
Well, you know I've gotta find
somebody to watch the kids.

426
00:19:12,753 --> 00:19:15,213
My grandmother is sick, so my
grandfather can't be watching them.

427
00:19:15,214 --> 00:19:16,506
He's gotta look after her.

428
00:19:16,507 --> 00:19:18,174
Girl, have your babies'
father take care of them.

429
00:19:18,175 --> 00:19:20,469
NIECY: Girl,
they're barely around.

430
00:19:20,470 --> 00:19:22,596
Jaycion's father's the same way.

431
00:19:22,597 --> 00:19:23,805
He ain't never around.

432
00:19:23,806 --> 00:19:25,599
Baby daddies have it so easy.

433
00:19:25,600 --> 00:19:27,058
- They come and go as they please.
- Right.

434
00:19:27,059 --> 00:19:29,144
Now, see, that's why
I ain't havin' sex.

435
00:19:29,145 --> 00:19:31,771
- Renee, shut up.
- Renee! Why, why would you say that?

436
00:19:31,772 --> 00:19:33,815
Why? I'm just sayin'.

437
00:19:33,816 --> 00:19:35,191
I like my freedom.

438
00:19:35,192 --> 00:19:36,818
We do, too.

439
00:19:36,819 --> 00:19:39,439
Oh, come on, Niecy, let's go
pay for these.

440
00:19:40,531 --> 00:19:42,740
Renee is so stuck up.
I can't stand her.

441
00:19:42,741 --> 00:19:44,735
Then why do you hang out with her?

442
00:19:45,202 --> 00:19:46,578
Because she has a car.

443
00:19:46,579 --> 00:19:47,870
(NIECY SCOFFS)

444
00:19:47,871 --> 00:19:49,406
Hook us up?

445
00:19:49,873 --> 00:19:51,500
CLERK: Who is she?

446
00:19:51,501 --> 00:19:55,420
Oh, Niecy's cool. She works at
that kiosk over by the food court.

447
00:19:55,421 --> 00:19:57,839
- Where they sell the hair supplies?
- Hmm-mmm.

448
00:19:57,840 --> 00:19:59,048
CLERK: Oh, that's so fine.

449
00:19:59,049 --> 00:20:00,883
They got some fly stuff over there.

450
00:20:00,884 --> 00:20:02,802
So, next, Niecy's gonna
hook me up with one of those

451
00:20:02,803 --> 00:20:04,596
flat irons on your
employee discount, right?

452
00:20:04,597 --> 00:20:06,139
Oh, yeah, we can do that.

453
00:20:06,140 --> 00:20:07,717
That's what I'm sayin'.

454
00:20:08,601 --> 00:20:10,018
This shirt's on sale.

455
00:20:10,019 --> 00:20:11,645
You get another 15%.

456
00:20:11,646 --> 00:20:13,730
Okay, cool. We can do that.

457
00:20:13,731 --> 00:20:15,148
How much do I owe you?

458
00:20:15,149 --> 00:20:16,941
(ALL LAUGHING)

459
00:20:16,942 --> 00:20:18,485
There were three fatalities.

460
00:20:18,486 --> 00:20:21,946
The investigation is still
ongoing and the FBI is also

461
00:20:21,947 --> 00:20:23,691
going to look into the case.

462
00:20:24,867 --> 00:20:27,869
Now, on a lighter note, some of
our viewers may remember our story

463
00:20:27,870 --> 00:20:30,372
about one of America's
truest treasures...

464
00:20:30,373 --> 00:20:31,873
Whiskey the Cat,

465
00:20:31,874 --> 00:20:33,875
the ferocious feline who became a hero

466
00:20:33,876 --> 00:20:36,919
when he fought off a pit bull
protecting his six-year-old owner.

467
00:20:36,920 --> 00:20:39,005
He sustained a deep
laceration on his side

468
00:20:39,006 --> 00:20:40,757
and I am proud to report

469
00:20:40,758 --> 00:20:42,884
that he's back home resting comfortably.

470
00:20:42,885 --> 00:20:44,886
Thank God, for Whiskey.

471
00:20:44,887 --> 00:20:46,054
Whiskey the Cat!

472
00:20:46,055 --> 00:20:47,639
Seriously, Whiskey the Cat?

473
00:20:47,640 --> 00:20:49,516
- (KARA LAUGHING)
- I shouldn't even let you sit in my car

474
00:20:49,517 --> 00:20:50,684
making me read that crap.

475
00:20:50,685 --> 00:20:51,934
KARA: No, no, no. Hey.

476
00:20:51,935 --> 00:20:54,354
You read it with dignity, okay?

477
00:20:54,355 --> 00:20:57,649
Whiskey the Cat is
America's truest treasure.

478
00:20:57,650 --> 00:20:59,401
Pet stories are skewing well.

479
00:20:59,402 --> 00:21:01,027
What the hell can I tell you?

480
00:21:01,028 --> 00:21:02,362
(ALL LAUGHING)

481
00:21:02,363 --> 00:21:03,613
Don't snort in my car.

482
00:21:03,614 --> 00:21:05,281
(SNORTING LAUGH) I'm sorry.

483
00:21:05,282 --> 00:21:07,325
We should bring Whiskey in this car.

484
00:21:07,326 --> 00:21:08,910
(SNORTING LAUGH) Oh, my goodness...

485
00:21:08,911 --> 00:21:10,579
How much is this thing anyway?

486
00:21:10,580 --> 00:21:12,247
You know, it's not about the
price. It's not about the price.

487
00:21:12,248 --> 00:21:14,249
It's... It's, um... It pays for itself.

488
00:21:14,250 --> 00:21:16,125
- KARA: Oh.
- And it's good for the environment.

489
00:21:16,126 --> 00:21:17,627
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

490
00:21:17,628 --> 00:21:18,878
KARA: Right, the environment.

491
00:21:18,879 --> 00:21:20,463
Right, right, right.

492
00:21:20,464 --> 00:21:23,717
Don't you have to set up a... A whole
charging station and whatnot for this car?

493
00:21:23,718 --> 00:21:24,842
How much is that?

494
00:21:24,843 --> 00:21:25,927
MARY JANE: It's not that much.

495
00:21:25,928 --> 00:21:27,178
You should buy one.

496
00:21:27,179 --> 00:21:28,764
- A Tesla?
- Yeah.

497
00:21:28,765 --> 00:21:30,973
Yeah. No, I'll wait,
thank you very much.

498
00:21:30,974 --> 00:21:32,058
Why?

499
00:21:32,059 --> 00:21:33,142
Because I have them.

500
00:21:33,143 --> 00:21:34,811
That's why.

501
00:21:34,812 --> 00:21:35,978
(BOYS LAUGHING)

502
00:21:35,979 --> 00:21:37,606
What are you guys watching?

503
00:21:37,607 --> 00:21:38,815
Video of this man.

504
00:21:38,816 --> 00:21:40,983
He puts butter on stairs
and watches people fall down.

505
00:21:40,984 --> 00:21:42,944
- (MARY JANE LAUGHING)
- That's not funny.

506
00:21:42,945 --> 00:21:44,404
- MARY JANE: No, actually, it is.
- No, it's not.

507
00:21:44,405 --> 00:21:45,988
Did you guys see the one
where they put the baby oil

508
00:21:45,989 --> 00:21:47,115
on the bathroom floor
for when people come

509
00:21:47,116 --> 00:21:48,575
- out of the shower?
- Oh, God.

510
00:21:48,576 --> 00:21:49,951
No, where'd you find that?

511
00:21:49,952 --> 00:21:51,077
Stop encouraging them.

512
00:21:51,078 --> 00:21:52,954
- It's so good.
- Seriously, zip it.

513
00:21:52,955 --> 00:21:55,957
Guys, hey, go wait in the
car for a minute, please?

514
00:21:55,958 --> 00:21:56,958
Fine.

515
00:21:56,959 --> 00:21:58,042
I'll be there real soon.

516
00:21:58,043 --> 00:21:59,711
- Later, fellas. Thanks.
- Thank you.

517
00:21:59,712 --> 00:22:01,087
Thank you. Thank you.

518
00:22:01,088 --> 00:22:03,081
Oh, my goodness...

519
00:22:05,008 --> 00:22:06,301
Oh...

520
00:22:06,302 --> 00:22:08,428
John had to work, so I
picked them up from school.

521
00:22:08,429 --> 00:22:10,472
And they heard I was
coming to see "The Tesla,"

522
00:22:10,473 --> 00:22:12,307
so they wanted to tag along.

523
00:22:12,308 --> 00:22:14,092
It's all good. Please.

524
00:22:14,977 --> 00:22:16,978
How are you doing?

525
00:22:16,979 --> 00:22:21,232
Oh, girl, if I don't have sex
soon, I'm gonna freakin' break

526
00:22:21,233 --> 00:22:22,692
the shower head off.

527
00:22:22,693 --> 00:22:23,985
I'm not even joking.

528
00:22:23,986 --> 00:22:28,030
Okay, uh, I was talking
about you and John shacking up

529
00:22:28,031 --> 00:22:29,282
and the kids and the whole thing.

530
00:22:29,283 --> 00:22:31,660
But, yeah, that... That works.

531
00:22:31,661 --> 00:22:33,654
You know, we're trying to work it out.

532
00:22:33,996 --> 00:22:35,913
Today was a good day.

533
00:22:35,914 --> 00:22:37,700
How are you feeling with Mark leaving?

534
00:22:39,001 --> 00:22:40,918
I wanna kick him in his face,

535
00:22:40,919 --> 00:22:42,671
quite frankly, now that you ask.

536
00:22:42,672 --> 00:22:45,381
I mean, I had that damn
show running on autopilot,

537
00:22:45,382 --> 00:22:48,343
easy money, and now I've
actually gotta work for it.

538
00:22:48,344 --> 00:22:50,720
They wanna rotate in some
anchors and see who sticks,

539
00:22:50,721 --> 00:22:52,597
<i>just like they did on Talk Back,</i>

540
00:22:52,598 --> 00:22:55,517
because I'm not overwhelmed, as it is.

541
00:22:55,518 --> 00:22:56,768
It sounds stressful.

542
00:22:56,769 --> 00:22:59,020
- Yo, if you ever need a place to crash... 
- Mmm-hmm?

543
00:22:59,021 --> 00:23:00,480
You're more than welcome to stay here.

544
00:23:00,481 --> 00:23:03,141
Thank you. That's sweet. I
might take you up on that one.

545
00:23:04,026 --> 00:23:06,027
All right, time to go.

546
00:23:06,028 --> 00:23:08,029
(LAUGHING) Where are you going?

547
00:23:08,030 --> 00:23:11,149
To, uh, the surprise party
my family's throwing for me.

548
00:23:11,826 --> 00:23:13,034
- Really?
- Yeah.

549
00:23:13,035 --> 00:23:16,238
Are you sure? Because nobody
called me to invite me.

550
00:23:17,039 --> 00:23:18,915
That's kinda weird.

551
00:23:18,916 --> 00:23:20,124
Well, maybe it's just a family thing.

552
00:23:20,125 --> 00:23:21,459
I mean, even PJ flew in.

553
00:23:21,460 --> 00:23:22,919
Girl, PJ ain't flyin' in for you.

554
00:23:22,920 --> 00:23:24,045
You know he's a mama's boy.

555
00:23:24,046 --> 00:23:25,963
Patrick baked a cake, okay,

556
00:23:25,964 --> 00:23:27,757
triple chocolate cake, my favorite.

557
00:23:27,758 --> 00:23:30,051
It's a party. They did not forget me.

558
00:23:30,052 --> 00:23:32,053
- All right.
- I'm unforgettable.

559
00:23:32,054 --> 00:23:34,639
Oh... Without a doubt.

560
00:23:34,640 --> 00:23:36,349
Let me let you get to your "party."

561
00:23:36,350 --> 00:23:38,976
- Let me get with... Where's the damn door handle... 
- It's right there.

562
00:23:38,977 --> 00:23:40,311
... on this Tesla?

563
00:23:40,312 --> 00:23:41,688
Right there, grandma.

564
00:23:41,689 --> 00:23:43,064
What happened to door handles?

565
00:23:43,065 --> 00:23:44,607
Oh, my God...

566
00:23:44,608 --> 00:23:47,652
I'll just be going into
my little Volvo now.

567
00:23:47,653 --> 00:23:50,071
- Bye.
- Go on with your party and chocolate cake.

568
00:23:50,072 --> 00:23:53,074
- (MARY JANE LAUGHING)
- KARA: All right, guys, we're outta here.

569
00:23:53,075 --> 00:23:54,360
Chocolate cake.

570
00:24:25,107 --> 00:24:26,858
Seriously?

571
00:24:26,859 --> 00:24:29,110
Letta, what are you doing here?

572
00:24:29,111 --> 00:24:32,606
Uh, I came back to help
with the rotation, remember?

573
00:24:33,156 --> 00:24:35,658
Oh. Actually, Mom's good.

574
00:24:35,659 --> 00:24:38,119
She's been chillin' most of
the day, slept most of the day.

575
00:24:38,120 --> 00:24:40,121
Uh, I guess those meds
she's on put her out.

576
00:24:40,122 --> 00:24:41,623
So, you don't need me.

577
00:24:41,624 --> 00:24:43,124
I guess not. (CHUCKLES)

578
00:24:43,125 --> 00:24:45,126
Well, where's everybody else?

579
00:24:45,127 --> 00:24:47,128
Uh, where is everybody?

580
00:24:47,129 --> 00:24:49,589
Patrick's home. Dad went
to pick Niecy up from work.

581
00:24:49,590 --> 00:24:51,458
Wait! You guys really
forgot my birthday?

582
00:24:52,175 --> 00:24:54,010
Damn, it is the 21st.

583
00:24:54,011 --> 00:24:55,136
Oh, my God.

584
00:24:55,137 --> 00:24:57,096
Wait, oh, wait! Letta, Letta, Letta...

585
00:24:57,097 --> 00:24:59,223
I'm sorry, okay? I'm sorry.

586
00:24:59,224 --> 00:25:01,476
Look, I've been dealing
with Mom and work stuff.

587
00:25:01,477 --> 00:25:03,144
Work stuff?

588
00:25:03,145 --> 00:25:04,145
Yeah.

589
00:25:04,146 --> 00:25:05,305
You mean like bid rigging?

590
00:25:05,731 --> 00:25:07,398
- Huh?
- Huh?

591
00:25:07,399 --> 00:25:09,768
Seven years of college
and all you got is "Huh?"

592
00:25:11,946 --> 00:25:13,154
How about "So?"

593
00:25:13,155 --> 00:25:14,530
Your arrogant little ass

594
00:25:14,531 --> 00:25:17,158
is actually admitting to being involved.

595
00:25:17,159 --> 00:25:19,035
- Look... 
- Have you lost your mind?

596
00:25:19,036 --> 00:25:21,621
I'm tired of white businessmen
telling us to play one game

597
00:25:21,622 --> 00:25:23,665
while they're playing another
that's helping them build wealth.

598
00:25:23,666 --> 00:25:26,167
- Yeah, okay, the Bushs and the Kennedys... 
- Yeah.

599
00:25:26,168 --> 00:25:29,838
... and all the Rockefellers, yes, they did
some shady stuff to build their empires.

600
00:25:29,839 --> 00:25:31,923
Key difference... They're white!

601
00:25:31,924 --> 00:25:34,550
Well, good you know that I'm
just following the American way.

602
00:25:34,551 --> 00:25:37,720
And it's also the American way
to bury black men under the jail.

603
00:25:37,721 --> 00:25:40,306
- (SCOFFS)
- You're facing a Federal investigation.

604
00:25:40,307 --> 00:25:43,267
- Uh-uh.
- No, there is way too much money on the table

605
00:25:43,268 --> 00:25:46,437
and if you think that they're gonna let
an Asian woman and a black dude get it,

606
00:25:46,438 --> 00:25:49,231
- you're delusional.
- Letta, I set up a different company.

607
00:25:49,232 --> 00:25:52,401
- All right, look, it's hard to trace me back to Barbara.
- Okay.

608
00:25:52,402 --> 00:25:54,236
My setup, oh, God, Letta,
my setup is so tight.

609
00:25:54,237 --> 00:25:56,906
I have a chance to make $25 million.

610
00:25:56,907 --> 00:25:58,700
She's already under investigation.

611
00:25:58,701 --> 00:26:00,236
You're... You're aware of that?

612
00:26:01,119 --> 00:26:02,871
Get out while you can.

613
00:26:02,872 --> 00:26:04,205
Baby, you're the fall guy.

614
00:26:04,206 --> 00:26:07,243
You show up just in time to do her time.

615
00:26:07,584 --> 00:26:09,168
Come on.

616
00:26:09,169 --> 00:26:10,211
Don't you think I've thought about that?

617
00:26:10,212 --> 00:26:11,462
No, I don't think you've
thought about that!

618
00:26:11,463 --> 00:26:12,922
No, you didn't think about that!

619
00:26:12,923 --> 00:26:15,591
Letta! Look, look, look, I'm
not stupid, okay? $25 mil...

620
00:26:15,592 --> 00:26:18,761
That's about all of us,
all of us building wealth.

621
00:26:18,762 --> 00:26:20,847
Look around you. Our parents
are in their golden age

622
00:26:20,848 --> 00:26:23,224
and should not be in the position
they are financially, all right?

623
00:26:23,225 --> 00:26:24,767
They're supposed to be relaxing,

624
00:26:24,768 --> 00:26:26,519
not taking care of Patrick's daughter

625
00:26:26,520 --> 00:26:27,979
or their grandchildren.

626
00:26:27,980 --> 00:26:29,939
Blah, blah, blah. What do
you think happens to Mom

627
00:26:29,940 --> 00:26:32,149
when she finds out you're in jail? Huh?

628
00:26:32,150 --> 00:26:33,393
It'll kill her.

629
00:26:34,111 --> 00:26:35,236
Is the money worth it to you?

630
00:26:35,237 --> 00:26:36,487
Is it that important to you?

631
00:26:36,488 --> 00:26:39,198
We have a nephew named
Treyvion who has a mother

632
00:26:39,199 --> 00:26:41,200
with a penchant for hoodies.

633
00:26:41,201 --> 00:26:44,412
Now get this, with all my
pedigree, they barely want me,

634
00:26:44,413 --> 00:26:45,580
okay, they barely want me.

635
00:26:45,581 --> 00:26:47,206
Do the math, Letta.

636
00:26:47,207 --> 00:26:51,252
He's well on his way to
minimum wage if we're lucky.

637
00:26:51,253 --> 00:26:52,962
Selling him a little short
for three, aren't you?

638
00:26:52,963 --> 00:26:54,589
Am I?

639
00:26:54,590 --> 00:26:57,960
We live in the South where they shoot
at kids named Treyvion for sport.

640
00:26:59,428 --> 00:27:01,012
Look, if I can...

641
00:27:01,013 --> 00:27:03,806
No, no, when...

642
00:27:03,807 --> 00:27:06,935
When I make this work,
I not only set myself up,

643
00:27:06,936 --> 00:27:09,270
but I set up the generations
and put the Pattersons

644
00:27:09,271 --> 00:27:11,182
back on the road to greatness.

645
00:27:12,024 --> 00:27:14,275
You're not the only
one thinking about that.

646
00:27:14,276 --> 00:27:17,194
Selling weed and bid rigging, PJ,

647
00:27:17,195 --> 00:27:19,148
is not gonna make you a hero.

648
00:27:19,865 --> 00:27:22,033
It makes you a criminal.

649
00:27:22,034 --> 00:27:23,568
And you're way too smart for that.

650
00:27:24,202 --> 00:27:25,286
I get it.

651
00:27:25,287 --> 00:27:28,497
Honestly, I absolutely get it.

652
00:27:28,498 --> 00:27:31,126
But what you're trying to do,
it also comes with the burden

653
00:27:31,127 --> 00:27:35,296
of worry and shame and guilt
and constantly having to look

654
00:27:35,297 --> 00:27:37,632
over your shoulder for
the rest of your life.

655
00:27:37,633 --> 00:27:39,960
$25 million is a lot of money.

656
00:27:42,138 --> 00:27:44,089
But it cannot buy you peace of mind.

657
00:27:47,309 --> 00:27:49,220
I'm gonna go check on Mom.

658
00:27:59,072 --> 00:28:00,865
HELEN: Are you all right?

659
00:28:00,866 --> 00:28:02,115
Hmm?

660
00:28:02,116 --> 00:28:05,786
Well, you got my arm all up in
the air like I'm a scarecrow.

661
00:28:05,787 --> 00:28:07,196
Sorry, Mom.

662
00:28:08,707 --> 00:28:12,084
I don't know why you all
doing all this fussing over me.

663
00:28:12,085 --> 00:28:14,086
Oh, you fell.

664
00:28:14,087 --> 00:28:16,498
You treat me like I'm dying.

665
00:28:19,551 --> 00:28:21,218
Hmm.

666
00:28:21,219 --> 00:28:23,095
Did you get under the arm?

667
00:28:23,096 --> 00:28:24,840
MARY JANE: Oh.

668
00:28:31,312 --> 00:28:32,772
Can you stand, Mom?

669
00:28:32,773 --> 00:28:34,106
Yes, I can stand.

670
00:28:34,107 --> 00:28:37,602
Just get the towel and
dry me 'cause I'm cold.

671
00:28:40,113 --> 00:28:42,197
Oh...

672
00:28:42,198 --> 00:28:44,275
We're gonna have to turn the heat up.

673
00:28:48,371 --> 00:28:50,031
Thank you.

674
00:28:53,126 --> 00:28:55,586
Okay, okay, okay, I've got this.

675
00:28:55,587 --> 00:28:56,997
Okay.

676
00:29:00,049 --> 00:29:01,542
(GROANING)

677
00:29:16,065 --> 00:29:17,350
Thank you.

678
00:29:24,866 --> 00:29:26,199
(GROANING)

679
00:29:26,200 --> 00:29:28,076
What's wrong?

680
00:29:28,077 --> 00:29:29,202
My leg.

681
00:29:29,203 --> 00:29:30,663
Which one, Mom?

682
00:29:30,664 --> 00:29:32,164
Oh, this old right one.

683
00:29:32,165 --> 00:29:33,749
Okay, where?

684
00:29:33,750 --> 00:29:35,701
- In my calf.
- Okay.

685
00:29:37,796 --> 00:29:39,164
Yeah.

686
00:29:44,594 --> 00:29:46,504
(SIGHING)

687
00:29:48,306 --> 00:29:50,432
Oh, that's better.

688
00:29:50,433 --> 00:29:52,010
Yeah?

689
00:29:52,644 --> 00:29:55,304
You know, I always hated dancing.

690
00:29:56,189 --> 00:29:58,725
Well, I mean, I liked dancing, but...

691
00:29:59,943 --> 00:30:01,694
I thought I looked silly.

692
00:30:01,695 --> 00:30:04,522
I didn't want people to laugh at me, so,

693
00:30:05,281 --> 00:30:08,109
I never danced in public.

694
00:30:08,409 --> 00:30:10,077
Not even at our wedding.

695
00:30:10,078 --> 00:30:11,537
- No?
- Uh-uh.

696
00:30:11,538 --> 00:30:15,123
Just couldn't do it.

697
00:30:15,124 --> 00:30:20,128
(SIGHING) And now these old
legs won't let me change my mind.

698
00:30:20,129 --> 00:30:22,874
Well, for an older gal,
you've got great legs.

699
00:30:29,723 --> 00:30:33,059
Whenever you get a chance to dance...

700
00:30:33,060 --> 00:30:35,137
(WHISPERING) Dance.

701
00:30:35,269 --> 00:30:36,679
Okay.

702
00:30:40,650 --> 00:30:42,351
(KISSES)

703
00:30:43,820 --> 00:30:46,273
Happy Birthday, Pauletta.

704
00:30:51,119 --> 00:30:52,569
Thanks, Mom.

705
00:30:59,086 --> 00:31:01,412
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

706
00:31:08,177 --> 00:31:09,587
(SIGHING)

707
00:31:20,732 --> 00:31:22,524
- You're out?
- I'm outta here, baby.

708
00:31:22,525 --> 00:31:23,977
All right.

709
00:31:37,124 --> 00:31:40,285
(MUSIC PLAYING ON HEADPHONES)

710
00:32:00,605 --> 00:32:02,898
NIECY: Oh, thank you. (LAUGHING)

711
00:32:02,899 --> 00:32:04,483
- Where are you guys coming from?
- NIECY: Hey.

712
00:32:04,484 --> 00:32:05,985
PAUL SR.: Niecy's job.

713
00:32:05,986 --> 00:32:07,319
MARY JANE: Oh.

714
00:32:07,320 --> 00:32:08,737
Getting in a little overtime, huh?

715
00:32:08,738 --> 00:32:12,324
No, you know, I got off
early, so I did a little

716
00:32:12,325 --> 00:32:14,076
shopping.

717
00:32:14,077 --> 00:32:15,661
You just got your first check

718
00:32:15,662 --> 00:32:17,412
- and you're already shopping?
- That's right.

719
00:32:17,413 --> 00:32:20,457
So now you're not the only
fly Patterson in the family.

720
00:32:20,458 --> 00:32:22,584
(LAUGHING) Did I say that right, Niecy?

721
00:32:22,585 --> 00:32:24,954
Yeah, Grandpa, you said it right.

722
00:32:26,464 --> 00:32:27,798
What have you got?

723
00:32:27,799 --> 00:32:29,341
Okay, a Coach bag.

724
00:32:29,342 --> 00:32:30,676
- Hmm-mmm.
- Cute.

725
00:32:30,677 --> 00:32:32,719
What's this?

726
00:32:32,720 --> 00:32:34,638
A bedazzled Michael Kors shirt.

727
00:32:34,639 --> 00:32:36,341
Hmm-mmm. Fly, right?

728
00:32:36,724 --> 00:32:39,551
Uh, no, dumb.

729
00:32:40,228 --> 00:32:41,770
How much did all this cost?

730
00:32:41,771 --> 00:32:44,439
It only cost $200

731
00:32:44,440 --> 00:32:49,361
including this. Happy Birthday.

732
00:32:49,362 --> 00:32:52,364
Baby, I don't want you
spending your money on me.

733
00:32:52,365 --> 00:32:54,033
How much was your check?

734
00:32:54,034 --> 00:32:56,785
It was $420 and I got commission

735
00:32:56,786 --> 00:32:58,578
and I did a little overtime this week.

736
00:32:58,579 --> 00:33:00,823
So, you spent half your check
on stuff you didn't need.

737
00:33:02,709 --> 00:33:06,545
NIECY: (SIGHING) Is that
song always gonna be the same

738
00:33:06,546 --> 00:33:08,755
or is it gonna change?

739
00:33:08,756 --> 00:33:10,799
Yeah, when you realize the
whole point of you getting a job

740
00:33:10,800 --> 00:33:13,502
was so that you could finally
take care of your responsibilities.

741
00:33:14,137 --> 00:33:15,554
PAUL SR.: Come on, now, come on.

742
00:33:15,555 --> 00:33:17,341
This is her first check.

743
00:33:19,600 --> 00:33:22,094
(NIECY SIGHING)

744
00:33:24,480 --> 00:33:26,474
(MARY JANE LAUGHS)

745
00:33:29,402 --> 00:33:32,071
I don't always like
saying the hard stuff, Dad.

746
00:33:32,072 --> 00:33:33,522
Then don't sometimes.

747
00:33:34,574 --> 00:33:37,659
Look, I felt the same way.

748
00:33:37,660 --> 00:33:41,413
But she needs to feel the
independence of the money.

749
00:33:41,414 --> 00:33:43,874
Look, you were the
same as a little girl.

750
00:33:43,875 --> 00:33:46,418
Well, as a little girl,
I didn't have kids.

751
00:33:46,419 --> 00:33:49,421
You know, I think it's time you
stopped punishing her for that.

752
00:33:49,422 --> 00:33:51,173
They're here.

753
00:33:51,174 --> 00:33:54,260
And maybe she didn't
do it the right way,

754
00:33:54,261 --> 00:33:56,004
but she's progressing.

755
00:33:56,804 --> 00:33:58,797
You... You think that's progress?

756
00:33:59,140 --> 00:34:00,432
Can I be honest?

757
00:34:00,433 --> 00:34:03,512
(LAUGHS) I don't think
that's ever been your issue.

758
00:34:11,444 --> 00:34:12,854
I had an abortion.

759
00:34:14,447 --> 00:34:16,489
Pauletta...

760
00:34:16,490 --> 00:34:18,484
You did what?

761
00:34:21,829 --> 00:34:25,657
I did the... The
reasonable, responsible thing

762
00:34:26,459 --> 00:34:28,460
because I couldn't look at my Dad

763
00:34:28,461 --> 00:34:31,046
and have him see a burden,

764
00:34:31,047 --> 00:34:32,873
a pathetic burden.

765
00:34:35,843 --> 00:34:37,462
But...

766
00:34:38,471 --> 00:34:41,841
Now I see that if I
had just had the courage

767
00:34:43,476 --> 00:34:47,020
to come talk to you and Mom,
I could have done what Niecy

768
00:34:47,021 --> 00:34:49,397
and Patrick do,

769
00:34:49,398 --> 00:34:52,310
just let other people carry my load.

770
00:34:53,320 --> 00:34:54,653
I... I could have had a...

771
00:34:54,654 --> 00:34:55,821
A... A baby.

772
00:34:55,822 --> 00:34:58,740
Who cares if... If
David wanted to marry me?

773
00:34:58,741 --> 00:35:00,826
Who cares if I could handle it.

774
00:35:00,827 --> 00:35:03,196
I've got my family, right?

775
00:35:04,331 --> 00:35:06,290
But, instead, I'm here,

776
00:35:06,291 --> 00:35:08,917
pissed that my whole entire family

777
00:35:08,918 --> 00:35:10,961
forgot my birthday and
I could have been home

778
00:35:10,962 --> 00:35:14,623
blowing out 39 candles
with my six-year-old.

779
00:35:16,509 --> 00:35:18,128
Baby...

780
00:35:19,179 --> 00:35:20,629
Wow.

781
00:35:27,603 --> 00:35:29,680
Come here. Come here.

782
00:35:38,281 --> 00:35:41,150
PAUL SR.: I'm so sorry.

783
00:35:45,497 --> 00:35:47,657
(DOOR OPENING)

784
00:35:56,550 --> 00:35:59,427
<i>♪ Thanks for the times ♪</i>

785
00:35:59,428 --> 00:36:01,846
You didn't think I'd forget
your birthday, did you?

786
00:36:01,847 --> 00:36:03,556
I did.

787
00:36:03,557 --> 00:36:06,677
(LAUGHING) All right.

788
00:36:16,945 --> 00:36:18,938
MARK: Make a wish.

789
00:36:22,701 --> 00:36:23,910
(BLOWING)

790
00:36:23,911 --> 00:36:25,786
Nice.

791
00:36:25,787 --> 00:36:27,697
(BOTH APPLAUDING)

792
00:36:30,459 --> 00:36:32,377
I can't believe you sold
your house that fast.

793
00:36:32,378 --> 00:36:34,128
Come on, girl, you know us gay boys.

794
00:36:34,129 --> 00:36:36,589
We're good at curating
houses everyone wants.

795
00:36:36,590 --> 00:36:38,758
Well, you're more than welcome
to stay here, if you like.

796
00:36:38,759 --> 00:36:40,551
You know, sweetheart,

797
00:36:40,552 --> 00:36:43,304
I think I'm gonna go see my
parents before I ship off, you know.

798
00:36:43,305 --> 00:36:47,308
Oh, I did find a crew in
London, top notch, vetted.

799
00:36:47,309 --> 00:36:48,476
I'm gonna go see them in London

800
00:36:48,477 --> 00:36:49,769
before I head off to Nigeria.

801
00:36:49,770 --> 00:36:53,106
Geez, you quit your job and
you head out to parts unknown

802
00:36:53,107 --> 00:36:54,482
to chase a story.

803
00:36:54,483 --> 00:36:55,608
MARK: Yeah, I know.

804
00:36:55,609 --> 00:36:57,061
You're not scared?

805
00:36:57,819 --> 00:36:59,729
I'm scared as hell. (LAUGHS)

806
00:37:00,697 --> 00:37:02,656
I don't know what's
gonna happen, Mary Jane.

807
00:37:02,657 --> 00:37:04,409
I really don't have a clue.

808
00:37:04,410 --> 00:37:07,995
But it really scares me not to
do what I wanna do, you know?

809
00:37:07,996 --> 00:37:10,865
It also feels so great
to live in the moment.

810
00:37:12,334 --> 00:37:13,834
You know you hurt my feelings, right?

811
00:37:13,835 --> 00:37:16,296
- What are you talking about?
- When you said I wasn't a real journalist.

812
00:37:16,297 --> 00:37:17,630
I did not say that.

813
00:37:17,631 --> 00:37:18,631
You did.

814
00:37:18,632 --> 00:37:20,300
Okay, well, I'm sorry.

815
00:37:20,301 --> 00:37:22,551
That's why I'm gonna miss you.

816
00:37:22,552 --> 00:37:24,754
You never did tell me
what I wanted to hear.

817
00:37:25,722 --> 00:37:27,840
- (MARK LAUGHS)
- Jerk.

818
00:37:29,310 --> 00:37:32,179
MARK: (LAUGHS) Okay, so hear this...

819
00:37:34,273 --> 00:37:36,933
(SIGHING) I love you, Mary Jane.

820
00:37:38,652 --> 00:37:40,653
And I don't know everything.

821
00:37:40,654 --> 00:37:42,655
- I know.
- (MARK LAUGHS)

822
00:37:42,656 --> 00:37:44,282
<i>MARK: (ON AIR) As
some of you know,</i>

823
00:37:44,283 --> 00:37:46,659
<i>today is my last broadcast.</i>

824
00:37:46,660 --> 00:37:49,370
It saddens me that I won't be
coming into your living rooms

825
00:37:49,371 --> 00:37:50,663
on a daily basis.

826
00:37:50,664 --> 00:37:53,666
But I will be back with
more impactful stories

827
00:37:53,667 --> 00:37:56,336
that pushes our thinking forward.

828
00:37:56,337 --> 00:37:59,464
So, it's not "goodbye,"
but "I'll be seeing you."

829
00:37:59,465 --> 00:38:01,208
Five years.

830
00:38:01,675 --> 00:38:03,043
Wow.

831
00:38:05,095 --> 00:38:06,921
An amazing five years.

832
00:38:09,724 --> 00:38:11,801
I guess it has come down to this...

833
00:38:14,604 --> 00:38:18,392
It is time for me to push on
to the next part of my journey.

834
00:38:22,696 --> 00:38:24,482
It gets me every time, though.

835
00:38:25,324 --> 00:38:28,527
(SIGHING DEEPLY) Old Mary Jane, huh?

836
00:38:29,077 --> 00:38:31,655
(LAUGHS)

837
00:38:33,374 --> 00:38:34,742
Man...

838
00:38:35,834 --> 00:38:38,378
I'm doing what I wanna
do, but I'm gonna miss you.

839
00:38:38,379 --> 00:38:39,546
MARY JANE: I'll miss you, too.

840
00:38:39,547 --> 00:38:41,164
(SIGHS) Wow.

841
00:38:43,884 --> 00:38:46,378
I guess I'm gonna be free for some time.

842
00:38:47,721 --> 00:38:49,465
(SIGHING DEEPLY)

843
00:38:50,682 --> 00:38:52,308
You know what?

844
00:38:52,309 --> 00:38:55,353
While I'm gone, Kara...

845
00:38:55,354 --> 00:38:56,687
KARA: Hmm-mmm.

846
00:38:56,688 --> 00:38:58,231
Make sure she gets my office.

847
00:38:58,232 --> 00:38:59,690
KARA: No, thanks.

848
00:38:59,691 --> 00:39:01,150
- (ALL LAUGHING)
- Lance.

849
00:39:01,151 --> 00:39:02,360
Yeah.

850
00:39:02,361 --> 00:39:03,736
You get the furniture.

851
00:39:03,737 --> 00:39:05,029
(ALL LAUGHING)

852
00:39:05,030 --> 00:39:06,565
Hey, why not?

853
00:39:09,326 --> 00:39:11,319
Thank you for an amazing five years.

854
00:39:12,829 --> 00:39:14,864
I appreciate every last one of you.

855
00:39:17,292 --> 00:39:18,751
To good times!

856
00:39:18,752 --> 00:39:19,752
ALL: To good times!

857
00:39:19,753 --> 00:39:21,872
- Cheers!
- ALL: (APPLAUDING) Cheers!

858
00:39:23,757 --> 00:39:25,584
<i>MARK: I love you, Mary Jane.</i>

859
00:39:26,385 --> 00:39:28,302
<i>And I don't know everything.</i>

860
00:39:28,303 --> 00:39:30,137
- MARY JANE: I know.
- (MARK LAUGHING)

861
00:39:30,138 --> 00:39:31,431
(SONG PLAYING)

862
00:39:31,432 --> 00:39:32,758
Oh! Oh!

863
00:39:33,725 --> 00:39:35,017
Uh-uh.

864
00:39:35,018 --> 00:39:37,437
That song always reminds
me of when you got drunk and

865
00:39:37,438 --> 00:39:38,896
thought you could out dance your girl.

866
00:39:38,897 --> 00:39:41,482
You really need to stop
because you know you could not

867
00:39:41,483 --> 00:39:42,775
see me that night.

868
00:39:42,776 --> 00:39:43,984
It sounds like a challenge to me.

869
00:39:43,985 --> 00:39:45,694
You know what you wanna do, mama.

870
00:39:45,695 --> 00:39:47,863
You feelin' froggy.
Let's leap. What? What?

871
00:39:47,864 --> 00:39:49,073
(MARK LAUGHING)

872
00:39:49,074 --> 00:39:50,283
Okay.

873
00:39:50,284 --> 00:39:52,243
- You stretch out.
- Okay.

874
00:39:52,244 --> 00:39:53,821
You stretch out.

875
00:39:54,746 --> 00:39:56,122
Go, girl.

876
00:39:56,123 --> 00:39:58,791
- (GRUNTING)
- Listen, you know when a man's right.

877
00:39:58,792 --> 00:40:00,460
He engine on. You're power walkin'.

878
00:40:00,461 --> 00:40:01,877
What the hell. Let's go.

879
00:40:01,878 --> 00:40:03,296
You got to stress that running man.

880
00:40:03,297 --> 00:40:04,505
You gotta really turn up.

881
00:40:04,506 --> 00:40:05,707
Oh!

882
00:40:07,468 --> 00:40:09,378
And... (GRUNTING)

883
00:40:12,973 --> 00:40:15,099
MARK: Uh-oh!

884
00:40:15,100 --> 00:40:16,926
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

