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Come on!
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Go. Fuck!
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- Seriously?
- What you want me to do?
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It's like a fucking carnaval out there.
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That don't mean
we gotta behave like animals.
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You think animals got oral hygiene?
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I hate everybody.
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We ain't gonna
let this take us down.
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You hear me?
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- We're gonna fight it.
- Are you stupid?
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Kids that go into the system is like
flushin' a goldfish down the toilet.
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They don't swim back up.
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Well, I've had more than my share
of toilets reversing their shit and piss
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and dead goldfish
all over my bathroom floor.
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I got you back, didn't I?
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You got lucky once
because the caseworker died,
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and the temp spiked
her Big Gulp with vodka.
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But now, we don't know the caseworker.
We're in jail.
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How do you think this plays?
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You know, if fucking Bennett
wouldn't have lost his balls...
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This is your fault.
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You just had to, huh?
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Snatch my baby from a lady
that would've bought her organic,
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and piano lessons,
and toys made out of wood.
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Listen, Cesar's gonna get out,
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and he's gonna fix this.
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- He punched two cops.
- Please.
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I seen him beat a murder rap
where they found the gun in his pants.
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His sharky cousin, Duardo, got a Jew
who reps everyone in the game.
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Cesar will be back on the street
in like a week, I'm telling you.
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Cool. I guess I don't have
nothin' to worry about.
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I'm not saying it's gonna be easy.
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I'm saying we still got cards.
We're alive.
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And don't kid yourself.
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Babies hate wood toys.
They don't make noise or nothing.
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That's some yuppie bullshit.
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- Morning.
- Dwight.
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I'm glad you're here.
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Turns out we, but mostly you,
have a very big problem.
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Oh, good gobsmackers,
I did it again last night, didn't I?
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If you mean your impression of a sack
of marbles being dumped in a dryer,
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then, yes, you did it.
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For six fucking hours straight.
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I am so sorry, Mrs. Reznikov.
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Ugh, this is so embarrassing.
It's my greatest affliction.
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Mmm, I'm gonna say you weren't
the afflicted one last night, no?
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You were asleep.
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I know, I know. But you have no idea.
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I've tried everything.
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Those sticky strips for your nose?
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Yes, but those don't work for me
because the problem isn't my nose.
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It's my uvula.
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I have an abnormally large uvula.
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Of course you do.
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Larry snored.
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I used to stick books under the top
of his side of the mattress
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so his head would stay elevated.
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- And that worked?
- Not really.
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But half an Ativan did.
It knocked me right out.
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And if I was asleep first,
it didn't bother me.
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I guess that's not helpful
in this situation.
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That's not happening.
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Today or any other day.
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It's just until it dries.
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It's just until... No!
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Mi casa is not su casa, comprende?
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I mean, okay,
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but when it starts to grow mildew,
we're both gonna smell it.
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You gotta think globally.
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- You have one hour.
- Let's see how it goes.
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I mean, it's a little humid, you know?
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Yep.
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Uh, nope.
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Error.
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Your shoes can't go
on that floor, scarfy.
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They're shoes.
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I'm aware, but you live on the top bunk.
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The floor is a part of the bottom bunks.
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Count time, ladies.
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Let's move it!
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So, I'm supposed to, what,
hang shit off the ceiling?
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You free to do whatever you want
with the ceiling.
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That ain't a way to live.
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Look, all I'm sayin' is,
before y'all got here,
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this floor was bottom-bunk property.
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Now, you showin' your face
don't change the rules.
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I don't care how much
your mama loves you.
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Um, excuse me, sir,
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is it okay if I keep
my shoes on the floor?
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Sure.
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Okay, okay, that's how you want it?
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You and Tova got beef now.
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First of all, your name ain't Tova.
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I'm sorry?
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Black people been naming
their kids some crazy shit,
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but Tova ain't on the list.
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Unless the "V" is, like,
a five or somethin'.
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It's Hebrew.
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Please, you ain't no Jew.
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You wanna say that again, bitch?
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Like you was born in Karachi.
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Okay, that's it for count.
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Remember, we have a meeting
in the chapel in five minutes.
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Everyone should be walking.
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Even you, puffy head.
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There's so many Mexicans now.
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It's like a Home Depot
parkin' lot in here.
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Dominicans.
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If you're gonna be racist,
you gotta be accurate,
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or you just look dumb.
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Is Dominicans the ones that
wear gold chains and smoke cigars
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- and swim to Florida?
- No.
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Is it the coffee and the coke
and the "Hips Don't Lie"?
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No, they talk a lot and play baseball,
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and they're always like,
"I'm super not black,"
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even though Haiti
is the exact same island.
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That's right.
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Yeah, I hate them.
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Caputo!
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Morning, ladies.
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For those of you who don't know,
I am Mr. Caputo,
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and I am the Director of Human Activity
here at Litchfield.
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This is CO Piscatella.
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I have asked him to stay on here at camp
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as our new Captain of the Guards.
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It's my old job.
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- Judy King!
- Judy!
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So...
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things have gotten a little
crowded around here, huh?
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We at MCC are aware
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that new situations can be trying
for you ladies.
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So we called this meeting
to let you know
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of the measures we're taking
for your comfort and safety.
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For instance, porta-potties have been
installed out in the yard
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to take some of the...
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strain from the bathrooms.
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We gotta shit outside now?
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Side note, porta-potty maintenance
will be an additional responsibility
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for our janitorial jobs crew.
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Hell, no! Yes!
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We gonna get jobs?
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Job assignments for new inmates
is still under review.
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We'll get to that at a future time.
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MCC realizes it can be challenging
living with this many people.
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But we thought ahead.
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And today, on your way out,
each of you will receive...
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a free pair of earplugs.
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- You're kidding me, right?
- Oh, man!
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Judy King!
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You just pop these babies in,
lie back in your bunk,
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and it's...
like you're on a desert island.
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Where is Sophia Burset?
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Where is she?
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That's some bullshit, Caputo.
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We also have a plan in place
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for stress management
in these transitional times.
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Breathing exercises.
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Calm you right down.
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CO Piscatella, please.
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Okay, so...
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we are going to inhale
on a count of five,
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hold it for five,
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then exhale on a count of five, okay?
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Repeat after me.
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- Jesus Christ!
- Whoa!
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He couldn't have passed out
the earplugs first?
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I'm sorry, did that sound
in any way optional?
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Because it could save your life one day.
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Now... inhale!
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Our lives are about to change, Ruiz.
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About to?
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Somebody already stole my shower shoes.
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Look around you, dumbass.
Don't you get it?
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- What?
- We're the majority now.
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Whoo.
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The Colombian cartels...
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their time is over!
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Now, it's the Mexicans
moving powder up I-90
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and deliverin' it to our neighborhoods,
like the fuckin' UPS guy!
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They don't care about us,
they don't care about our family,
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they don't care about our heritage.
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They're all about the money.
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We're all about love!
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Homeland forever!
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That's why we're gonna destroy 'em.
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These cundangos think
they're gonna run our city?
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Well, guess what.
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El Chapo's in jail,
but El León is still here!
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Dominican forever!
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Homeland forever!
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Now, for the real reason we're here.
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To say happy birthday
to my baby girl, Maria!
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Come on, Maria!
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See, princess? This is all for you.
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Everybody came out tonight for you.
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- My cake.
- That's your cake!
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What's that, honey? What's it say there?
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Maria! Who's that?
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- Me.
- That's you! That's right!
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Happy birthday. Give Daddy a kiss.
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Arlenis,
still the hottest girl at the party.
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Shut your lying mouth.
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Happy birthday.
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I made my special quipes for you.
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No. Put that away. What are you doing?
It's a party.
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Take it.
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For your son's leg.
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Surgery is expensive.
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Gracias, León.
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We take care of our people.
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What do you say, baby?
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Homeland forever!
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Yes!
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You know, you're captain now.
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You can take off that uniform,
put on a suit.
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I prefer the uniform, sir.
It keeps me action-ready.
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- Healy?
- Yes, sir?
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Boss-man, sir.
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Listen, I put Judy King in room four.
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Everybody who used to be in room four,
I moved into room five.
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You gave her a private room?
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No, that would be special treatment.
I've given her...
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a business class room.
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By herself?
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No, we're giving her a roommate,
like everyone else who's...
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Like everyone else who has 39 roommates,
but that's on an average.
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Why are you riding me on this one?
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HQ has got its twat in a knot over this.
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Public relations, yada yada.
We gotta keep her happy.
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You do understand the business
that we're doing here?
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Yes, the business I'm in charge of.
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So you need to find me someone
she can get along with.
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- You know the ladies.
- I'm processing 80 new inmates, Joe.
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I got enough on my plate here.
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Well, scrape it off.
Judy King is your new main course.
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Watch your attitude, Healy.
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MCC, they love a recent college graduate
with no salary quote.
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Yes, if he goes off the pills,
his balls might go back to a normal size,
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but so will everything else.
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It'll be like 2009 all over again.
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Benny?
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Yeah.
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I'm okay.
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Listen, papi, I need you to do
something for me, all right?
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I want you to go over to Michael's
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and tell his mom
that Sophia's in the SHU.
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And she didn't do nothin' wrong.
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- Oh, that ain't right.
- Come on, man.
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Hey, Doggett.
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I'm feeling a lot better.
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- How you feelin'?
- I'm okay.
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- That was a gnarly seizure.
- I'm fine.
255
00:15:17,281 --> 00:15:19,200
You should really make sure
you're gettin' enough rest.
256
00:15:19,283 --> 00:15:20,827
I read that helps. I've been readin' up.
257
00:15:20,910 --> 00:15:21,995
Yeah?
258
00:15:22,078 --> 00:15:25,123
Thanks, okay, for readin'.
259
00:15:30,253 --> 00:15:33,339
Yeah, uh, good night's sleep, Doggett.
260
00:15:33,422 --> 00:15:35,091
That'll fix you right up.
261
00:15:36,509 --> 00:15:39,137
Well, ain't he thoughtful?
262
00:15:39,220 --> 00:15:42,974
Got a real tight ass on him, too.
Have you noticed?
263
00:15:43,057 --> 00:15:44,976
Reminds me of my second husband.
264
00:15:45,059 --> 00:15:46,560
Mmm.
265
00:15:46,644 --> 00:15:48,104
Lucky you.
266
00:15:52,025 --> 00:15:54,331
Look, frankly, I don't
know why Mr. Caputo
267
00:15:54,356 --> 00:15:56,428
didn't leave me in my assigned bunk.
268
00:15:56,487 --> 00:15:58,447
I would've been perfectly happy there.
269
00:15:58,531 --> 00:16:00,491
Well, I'm sure you would've.
270
00:16:00,574 --> 00:16:04,453
Although, let's admit it.
That bunk was a bit...
271
00:16:05,704 --> 00:16:07,540
urban for you.
272
00:16:07,623 --> 00:16:08,958
You mean black?
273
00:16:10,543 --> 00:16:15,631
Well, no, I mean, you don't wanna
be the only star in the night sky.
274
00:16:15,714 --> 00:16:18,467
Oh, I have no problem
with black people, Mr. Healy.
275
00:16:18,551 --> 00:16:19,928
Do you?
276
00:16:21,262 --> 00:16:23,181
No, of course not.
277
00:16:23,264 --> 00:16:25,850
They're friendly, individually.
278
00:16:27,018 --> 00:16:29,938
- As a group, though...
- Well, I get along with everybody.
279
00:16:30,021 --> 00:16:34,650
My daddy used to say,
"Well, Judy will talk to a dog in a hat."
280
00:16:34,733 --> 00:16:37,070
Asians, the other way around.
281
00:16:37,153 --> 00:16:40,489
Hardworking people, clean,
but one-on-one, they...
282
00:16:40,573 --> 00:16:42,075
Look, let me tell you somethin'
about a roommate.
283
00:16:42,158 --> 00:16:44,618
All I care is that she's clean
and considerate.
284
00:16:44,702 --> 00:16:47,038
Beyond that, I don't care
if she comes from the moon.
285
00:16:48,331 --> 00:16:55,171
But, of course, no fatties, Nebraskans
or anybody with too much hair.
286
00:16:57,506 --> 00:16:59,508
I understand you perfectly.
287
00:17:11,020 --> 00:17:13,940
These cocolos all over the ball
like it's a free sandwich.
288
00:17:14,023 --> 00:17:15,649
Cocolos? For real?
289
00:17:16,234 --> 00:17:18,862
I bet you got cousins
darker than they are, pana.
290
00:17:18,945 --> 00:17:21,114
They ain't black-black. They indigenous.
291
00:17:21,197 --> 00:17:24,283
Yo, the score's been zero-zero for,
like, 40 minutes!
292
00:17:24,367 --> 00:17:25,659
This shit is boring!
293
00:17:25,743 --> 00:17:27,871
It's only the most popular sport
in the world,
294
00:17:27,954 --> 00:17:29,622
but whatever, grumpy.
295
00:17:29,705 --> 00:17:31,916
It's not a sport. It's running.
296
00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:33,626
Yeah, we wanna watch
the Travel Channel.
297
00:17:33,709 --> 00:17:36,379
They got a show on there
about hotels in Europe
298
00:17:36,462 --> 00:17:37,755
where they have swim-up bars.
299
00:17:37,839 --> 00:17:39,257
- No.
- What?
300
00:17:39,340 --> 00:17:40,466
She asked nicely!
301
00:17:40,549 --> 00:17:44,053
And I said, "No."
You need a replay on anything else?
302
00:17:44,137 --> 00:17:47,390
She ain't swimming to Euro booze
no time soon anyhow.
303
00:17:47,473 --> 00:17:48,975
Hey, come on.
304
00:17:49,058 --> 00:17:50,894
You gonna let 'em step?
305
00:17:50,977 --> 00:17:54,063
Look how many there fucking are.
Come on.
306
00:17:54,147 --> 00:17:55,189
Fuckin' brownies.
307
00:17:55,273 --> 00:17:57,108
There ain't never just one.
308
00:18:02,613 --> 00:18:03,739
Yo, Flores.
309
00:18:08,327 --> 00:18:09,828
What's up with you?
310
00:18:09,913 --> 00:18:12,623
Everyone's already pissed at us.
311
00:18:12,706 --> 00:18:16,085
You're acting like an asshole.
312
00:18:16,169 --> 00:18:17,503
It's a World Cup qualifier.
313
00:18:19,380 --> 00:18:21,206
Never
in the history of FIFA
314
00:18:21,231 --> 00:18:23,325
has the Dominican Republic qualified.
315
00:18:23,384 --> 00:18:25,303
Because they stink.
316
00:18:25,386 --> 00:18:27,931
- So what the fuck?
- It's about national pride.
317
00:18:28,014 --> 00:18:29,640
Fuck national pride.
318
00:18:29,723 --> 00:18:30,727
What
is the matter with you?
319
00:18:30,752 --> 00:18:32,084
Their coach is from Cuba!
320
00:18:32,143 --> 00:18:33,352
That's not his fault.
321
00:18:33,436 --> 00:18:35,021
You know it's all bullshit, right?
322
00:18:36,397 --> 00:18:38,983
Like,
we're all the same, Cuban, Puerto Ricans.
323
00:18:39,067 --> 00:18:42,195
We're all mestizos,
we all eat rice and beans.
324
00:18:42,278 --> 00:18:45,406
Holy shit, when people hear about this,
there will be no more war.
325
00:18:45,489 --> 00:18:47,116
Fuck you, Flores.
326
00:18:47,200 --> 00:18:49,410
You can't even tell us apart.
327
00:18:49,493 --> 00:18:52,205
You thought I was Venezuelan for,
like, two months.
328
00:18:52,288 --> 00:18:56,250
I've been in here three years
getting ignored and shit on.
329
00:18:56,334 --> 00:18:59,337
But now? No one's gonna push us around.
330
00:18:59,420 --> 00:19:00,504
You hear me?
331
00:19:06,677 --> 00:19:09,597
- So stupid.
- I know.
332
00:19:12,058 --> 00:19:13,309
All right!
333
00:19:14,268 --> 00:19:16,980
- Thank you.
- Come on.
334
00:19:17,063 --> 00:19:19,857
They got fucking factories
churning this shit out, man.
335
00:19:19,941 --> 00:19:22,901
They got the whole market on lock,
the whole country.
336
00:19:22,986 --> 00:19:24,612
Fucking Mexicans, man.
337
00:19:24,695 --> 00:19:25,821
Wait, is that your dad?
338
00:19:25,904 --> 00:19:27,490
It's like cumming inside of Jesus.
339
00:19:27,573 --> 00:19:28,657
I'm telling you.
340
00:19:28,741 --> 00:19:32,078
Pero, but for three days,
I felt like I had bugs all over me.
341
00:19:33,121 --> 00:19:34,872
Maria.
342
00:19:34,956 --> 00:19:36,457
Maria's friend. Que hay?
343
00:19:36,540 --> 00:19:38,501
- Hey.
- We gotta study.
344
00:19:38,584 --> 00:19:40,044
You're not gonna introduce us?
345
00:19:41,379 --> 00:19:42,546
I'm Sirena.
346
00:19:45,799 --> 00:19:47,718
Well, it's nice to meet you, Sirena.
347
00:19:49,553 --> 00:19:50,846
You know why they call me El León?
348
00:19:50,929 --> 00:19:53,016
Because you made it up.
Your name is Jorge.
349
00:19:55,518 --> 00:19:58,479
Our organization is called
Dominican Pride.
350
00:19:59,605 --> 00:20:01,857
Pride, like a herd of lions.
351
00:20:03,817 --> 00:20:05,319
- Where you from?
- Inwood.
352
00:20:05,403 --> 00:20:08,364
- Where you really from?
- San Cristóbal.
353
00:20:08,447 --> 00:20:10,324
When I was like two, though.
I don't remember.
354
00:20:10,408 --> 00:20:13,077
It don't matter. You still got the blood
running through your veins.
355
00:20:13,161 --> 00:20:15,454
- Oh, my God!
- I guess.
356
00:20:15,538 --> 00:20:17,290
Pretty girl like you,
357
00:20:17,373 --> 00:20:19,417
we need you to have pretty babies.
You hear me?
358
00:20:19,500 --> 00:20:22,253
Ugh! What is your problem? Tu ta pasao!
359
00:20:22,336 --> 00:20:23,962
Qué? What? I'm being friendly!
360
00:20:24,047 --> 00:20:27,258
- Come on, let's get out of here!
- What, you embarrassed now?
361
00:20:27,341 --> 00:20:28,842
I made you, baby girl!
362
00:20:28,926 --> 00:20:33,306
You got my blood and my nose.
And for that, I'm sorry, okay?
363
00:20:34,723 --> 00:20:36,309
Oh, my God!
364
00:20:41,105 --> 00:20:43,857
So, that's why you never want
anyone to come over.
365
00:20:43,941 --> 00:20:46,069
They all front like, "La patria,"
366
00:20:46,152 --> 00:20:49,197
but all they really do is sell drugs
and drink Presidente,
367
00:20:49,280 --> 00:20:53,326
then complain about, "Presidente doesn't
taste the same as like back home."
368
00:20:53,409 --> 00:20:55,244
The machete thing is cool.
369
00:20:55,328 --> 00:20:57,955
Why can't he just run
a bodega or something?
370
00:20:58,039 --> 00:20:59,123
Drive a bus?
371
00:20:59,207 --> 00:21:00,916
Hey!
372
00:21:08,049 --> 00:21:09,133
Oh, shit!
373
00:21:09,217 --> 00:21:12,095
It's that Mexican papi chulo
that hangs out next to school.
374
00:21:17,183 --> 00:21:18,809
Where is it? Come on.
375
00:21:32,115 --> 00:21:33,616
There's nothin'.
376
00:21:33,699 --> 00:21:36,285
Yeah, because you ditched
it in the alley.
377
00:21:36,369 --> 00:21:37,620
We're not idiots, son.
378
00:21:47,213 --> 00:21:49,047
Turn around. Behind your back.
379
00:21:52,176 --> 00:21:54,637
Hey, I'm not seein' anything.
380
00:21:54,720 --> 00:21:56,472
How about our friend there?
381
00:21:56,555 --> 00:21:57,598
Hey, you!
382
00:21:57,681 --> 00:21:59,225
Where'd you come from?
383
00:21:59,308 --> 00:22:00,476
I was just takin' a walk.
384
00:22:00,559 --> 00:22:02,270
Hands up! Against the wall!
385
00:22:02,353 --> 00:22:03,646
Ow! Ouch!
386
00:22:03,729 --> 00:22:06,190
What the... Ow! Come on, man!
387
00:22:11,737 --> 00:22:13,864
- Anything?
- Nothing but ass.
388
00:22:13,947 --> 00:22:15,199
- Fuck you!
- Watch your mouth, little girl!
389
00:22:15,283 --> 00:22:17,243
I ain't done nothin'!
You're wasting your time, yo!
390
00:22:17,326 --> 00:22:18,952
Shit!
391
00:22:21,497 --> 00:22:22,831
Ah!
392
00:22:24,417 --> 00:22:26,169
What are you smiling about?
393
00:22:28,629 --> 00:22:33,091
Just thinkin' about when I first got here
and all the shit that you put me through.
394
00:22:33,176 --> 00:22:36,762
But now look,
I'm at the big girls' table.
395
00:22:38,138 --> 00:22:41,767
Chapman and Reznikov sit here.
396
00:22:42,768 --> 00:22:44,187
And Norma.
397
00:22:44,270 --> 00:22:48,399
So, you're enjoying this, hmm?
Soaking in it like a bubble bath.
398
00:22:48,482 --> 00:22:50,401
What's not to like?
399
00:22:50,484 --> 00:22:52,695
Last few days, I'm a Gambino up in here.
400
00:22:52,778 --> 00:22:56,199
Yes, I have noticed that you talk
with your hands more lately.
401
00:22:57,200 --> 00:22:59,034
What should I cook
for your funeral?
402
00:22:59,117 --> 00:23:00,203
Pasta.
403
00:23:00,286 --> 00:23:03,706
You know, if I wanted to eat
a giant harsh-mellow,
404
00:23:03,789 --> 00:23:05,416
I'd be hanging out with Vause right now.
405
00:23:05,499 --> 00:23:08,919
You get some power in here,
they come gunning for you, darling.
406
00:23:09,002 --> 00:23:10,296
Trust me.
407
00:23:10,379 --> 00:23:14,925
Especially when they ask for their pay
and you don't have it.
408
00:23:16,051 --> 00:23:20,306
But they're scared of me.
That's my protective coating.
409
00:23:21,390 --> 00:23:24,977
I cold-heartedly fed
my own paramour to the wolves.
410
00:23:25,060 --> 00:23:26,395
She was a rebound,
411
00:23:26,479 --> 00:23:30,608
and you retaliated against her
after she stole your money.
412
00:23:30,691 --> 00:23:32,776
So, what I learned from that is,
413
00:23:32,860 --> 00:23:35,112
don't give Chapman
the chance to retaliate.
414
00:23:35,195 --> 00:23:36,364
Take her out first.
415
00:23:36,447 --> 00:23:38,407
Come on, now you're just tryin' to...
416
00:23:39,533 --> 00:23:41,159
scare me. I'm...
417
00:23:45,581 --> 00:23:47,165
Do you think that I should get a shiv?
418
00:23:48,626 --> 00:23:53,005
What, so they can take it away from you
and stab you in the throat?
419
00:23:53,088 --> 00:23:54,548
No, listen.
420
00:23:54,632 --> 00:23:57,134
Have you ever seen the president anywhere
421
00:23:57,217 --> 00:24:00,596
without an armored car
and a bunch of commandos in suits?
422
00:24:00,679 --> 00:24:02,973
No, because without them,
423
00:24:03,056 --> 00:24:06,101
he is still a Poindexter
with skinny legs.
424
00:24:06,184 --> 00:24:07,645
Like you.
425
00:24:08,937 --> 00:24:12,400
So, you're saying I need to develop
kind of like a...
426
00:24:12,483 --> 00:24:13,901
mystique?
427
00:24:13,984 --> 00:24:17,696
You need them to think
you're stronger than you actually are.
428
00:24:20,449 --> 00:24:21,575
That's what you do.
429
00:24:21,659 --> 00:24:24,828
Me? Oh, no.
430
00:24:24,912 --> 00:24:27,373
My power is no illusion.
431
00:24:27,456 --> 00:24:30,418
I can fucking demolish you.
432
00:24:37,300 --> 00:24:40,594
Norma, you are a deadly force.
433
00:24:57,736 --> 00:24:59,029
Where's my shit?
434
00:24:59,780 --> 00:25:01,449
All the stuff I had on the window?
435
00:25:01,532 --> 00:25:04,493
Well, you like the floor so much,
I put it down there.
436
00:25:06,787 --> 00:25:11,249
I lost the space on top of my locker,
so I had to make it up.
437
00:25:11,334 --> 00:25:14,753
That's not my problem,
and this half of the window is my half.
438
00:25:14,837 --> 00:25:19,342
You on the east side of the cubicle.
This part belongs to the west bunk!
439
00:25:19,925 --> 00:25:22,177
How you even know what's
east and west up in here?
440
00:25:22,260 --> 00:25:25,138
When you pray to Mecca five times a day,
you figure that shit out!
441
00:25:26,557 --> 00:25:28,684
Bottom line,
I got way more things than you.
442
00:25:28,767 --> 00:25:29,768
Fair is fair.
443
00:25:29,852 --> 00:25:31,103
"Fair"?
444
00:25:31,186 --> 00:25:32,813
Well, by "fair," I actually mean,
445
00:25:32,896 --> 00:25:35,899
"I'm bigger and stronger,
and I got more friends."
446
00:25:35,983 --> 00:25:39,194
It's from the Latin word "fairay,"
meaning,
447
00:25:39,277 --> 00:25:41,113
"Go suck a fart...
448
00:25:41,196 --> 00:25:42,656
five times a day."
449
00:25:45,451 --> 00:25:46,910
You really wanna go there with me?
450
00:25:46,994 --> 00:25:50,080
Oh, went there, bought a house,
moved in, bitch.
451
00:25:50,163 --> 00:25:52,207
And now I'm remodeling the kitchen.
452
00:25:59,882 --> 00:26:01,216
That's what I thought.
453
00:26:11,018 --> 00:26:12,352
Hey.
454
00:26:15,439 --> 00:26:16,440
Hi.
455
00:26:16,524 --> 00:26:17,733
Welcome.
456
00:27:44,653 --> 00:27:45,696
Twenty-two...
457
00:28:00,168 --> 00:28:03,171
Did I do something to hurt you
in a previous life?
458
00:28:04,464 --> 00:28:06,509
I'm just stretching.
I didn't think you'd feel it.
459
00:28:06,592 --> 00:28:08,051
Well, I do.
460
00:28:08,969 --> 00:28:10,262
So, knock it off.
461
00:28:11,514 --> 00:28:14,057
You got a lot of anger, Chapman.
462
00:28:23,567 --> 00:28:25,277
Come on, get up.
463
00:28:37,205 --> 00:28:39,917
I don't know about you, kid,
but I'm not seein' it.
464
00:28:41,376 --> 00:28:43,504
What exactly are you
supposed to be seein'?
465
00:28:43,587 --> 00:28:45,380
Her limping around or somethin'?
466
00:28:45,463 --> 00:28:47,591
Let's just say that when you were...
467
00:28:47,675 --> 00:28:48,759
violated...
468
00:28:52,220 --> 00:28:54,640
you went through
a significant dip in morale.
469
00:28:57,976 --> 00:29:00,187
Well, maybe she's just
covering it up, you know,
470
00:29:00,270 --> 00:29:02,480
like turn that rape upside down
or whatever.
471
00:29:03,649 --> 00:29:06,819
Or maybe there's nothing to cover.
I mean, it's only been a couple of days.
472
00:29:06,902 --> 00:29:08,236
Maybe he's gotta warm up to it.
473
00:29:16,453 --> 00:29:18,581
- I don't...
- No, no.
474
00:29:18,664 --> 00:29:20,749
- No.
- Oh, shit!
475
00:29:20,833 --> 00:29:23,544
- See, I knew it.
- Oh, fuckin' asshole!
476
00:29:23,627 --> 00:29:25,295
No, don't cry.
477
00:29:27,214 --> 00:29:28,799
- Stop! I'm just kidding!
- You're a dick!
478
00:29:33,762 --> 00:29:36,431
He's still a fucking asshole.
479
00:29:36,514 --> 00:29:40,102
I mean, everyone tells you
it's gonna be completely different,
480
00:29:40,185 --> 00:29:43,063
but you don't really understand
481
00:29:43,146 --> 00:29:46,483
until you hear the words
"husband and wife."
482
00:29:46,567 --> 00:29:48,276
And then, it's just like...
483
00:29:48,360 --> 00:29:50,445
I mean,
484
00:29:50,528 --> 00:29:53,824
you were like Dorothy, you know,
walking out the door of your house,
485
00:29:53,907 --> 00:29:57,244
and there's all those little midgets,
and they're just givin' you candy.
486
00:29:57,327 --> 00:29:58,411
You know what I mean?
487
00:30:00,038 --> 00:30:01,248
Sure.
488
00:30:02,374 --> 00:30:06,169
For instance, for breakfast, he had eggs.
489
00:30:06,962 --> 00:30:10,758
Don't ask me how I know that.
I just know.
490
00:30:11,759 --> 00:30:17,389
I mean, the connection is so deep,
it's like I'm inside his head.
491
00:30:18,390 --> 00:30:20,058
It's spiritual.
492
00:30:20,142 --> 00:30:24,396
I mean, this is the kinda connection
you have with someone
493
00:30:24,479 --> 00:30:29,943
when they 100%, completely and utterly,
belong to you forever and ever and ever,
494
00:30:30,027 --> 00:30:32,655
and you pretty much got their doinker
locked up in a little box
495
00:30:32,738 --> 00:30:34,698
until the day that he dies.
496
00:30:35,282 --> 00:30:36,992
Amazing, right?
497
00:30:38,869 --> 00:30:40,370
Hey.
498
00:30:40,453 --> 00:30:42,205
You know, I know you're single,
499
00:30:42,289 --> 00:30:45,333
and you're probably jealous
about everything,
500
00:30:45,417 --> 00:30:48,170
but I was thinking,
seeing how we're friends,
501
00:30:48,253 --> 00:30:52,925
maybe you could just push through that
and be a little happy for me.
502
00:30:57,595 --> 00:30:59,807
Sorry. Okay.
503
00:31:02,935 --> 00:31:05,062
So...
504
00:31:05,145 --> 00:31:06,772
what's his favorite color?
505
00:31:12,402 --> 00:31:14,196
Why you gotta be like that?
506
00:31:14,279 --> 00:31:15,488
What?
507
00:31:18,158 --> 00:31:19,827
- Hey, Vause.
- Oh, shit.
508
00:31:19,910 --> 00:31:21,119
What's new?
509
00:31:25,999 --> 00:31:28,001
- How many fucking trays can there be?
- Whoa!
510
00:31:28,085 --> 00:31:31,839
It was bad enough before these fucking
plantain-eating Dominican bitches came.
511
00:31:31,922 --> 00:31:34,883
- Everyone's gotta eat.
- They're fucking everywhere!
512
00:31:34,967 --> 00:31:37,385
They're taking over the TVs,
blocking the bathrooms,
513
00:31:37,469 --> 00:31:39,179
and commissary's all out of VapoRub.
514
00:31:39,262 --> 00:31:40,806
Like, no offense, but it's the truth.
515
00:31:40,889 --> 00:31:41,932
You see what I'm talking about?
516
00:31:42,015 --> 00:31:43,183
Just leave her alone, okay?
517
00:31:43,266 --> 00:31:45,602
She tried to do the right thing.
Her baby got snatched up, and...
518
00:31:45,686 --> 00:31:47,395
Being sad made her racist?
519
00:31:47,479 --> 00:31:49,982
She ain't racist.
She's just saying racist things.
520
00:31:50,065 --> 00:31:51,149
See?
521
00:31:51,233 --> 00:31:53,318
How are you okay with this?
522
00:31:53,401 --> 00:31:54,945
Besides, we're Puerto Rican.
523
00:31:55,028 --> 00:31:57,322
- We're supposed to give you shit.
- Ah.
524
00:31:57,405 --> 00:31:58,918
And Puerto Ricans are not
the one clogging
525
00:31:58,943 --> 00:32:00,641
the drain in the Spanish bathroom
526
00:32:00,701 --> 00:32:02,410
- with all that kinky hair.
- Oh!
527
00:32:02,494 --> 00:32:04,788
That would be the Dumb-inicans.
Am I right?
528
00:32:04,872 --> 00:32:06,289
Dumb-in-a-can.
529
00:32:06,790 --> 00:32:08,083
Not you guys. You guys are cool.
530
00:32:08,166 --> 00:32:09,752
Fuck you, Bacardi bitches.
531
00:32:09,835 --> 00:32:10,836
Ah!
532
00:32:17,634 --> 00:32:18,676
Hey.
533
00:32:21,263 --> 00:32:22,973
I got something that's yours.
534
00:32:26,101 --> 00:32:27,185
Shit.
535
00:32:28,896 --> 00:32:30,480
It wasn't up my cooch or nothing.
536
00:32:30,563 --> 00:32:33,483
I threw it in my window.
You were running past my house.
537
00:32:37,029 --> 00:32:38,030
Thank you.
538
00:32:39,322 --> 00:32:41,199
I guess you owe me big time now, huh?
539
00:32:45,620 --> 00:32:48,133
Oh, you think you could get
it back just like that,
540
00:32:48,158 --> 00:32:49,398
after what I went through?
541
00:32:50,042 --> 00:32:52,252
That cop was fucking handsy.
542
00:33:03,055 --> 00:33:04,056
Fight me for it.
543
00:33:05,348 --> 00:33:07,184
Come on, fight me for your shit.
544
00:33:10,312 --> 00:33:11,396
Come on.
545
00:33:14,149 --> 00:33:16,193
Pussy.
546
00:33:16,276 --> 00:33:19,404
Oh, shit! Oh, my God!
Oh, my God, I'm sorry!
547
00:33:19,487 --> 00:33:20,530
Oh, damn.
548
00:33:20,613 --> 00:33:22,615
Like, you're a boxer.
I thought you would block me.
549
00:33:29,414 --> 00:33:31,875
I mean, the good thing is,
he always looked out for me, you know,
550
00:33:31,959 --> 00:33:34,669
made sure I went to school
and everything.
551
00:33:34,752 --> 00:33:37,464
I'm thinking about being
a dental hygienist.
552
00:33:37,547 --> 00:33:42,302
It's not sexy or nothing,
but I could help people smile, you know?
553
00:33:42,385 --> 00:33:45,388
Get the yellow off,
give them some confidence.
554
00:33:45,472 --> 00:33:47,432
And I don't get grossed out easy.
555
00:33:50,185 --> 00:33:51,686
How about you?
556
00:33:54,689 --> 00:33:56,817
- I got plans.
- Oh, yeah?
557
00:33:58,693 --> 00:33:59,903
What are they?
558
00:33:59,987 --> 00:34:03,156
Convenience stores, like gas stations.
559
00:34:04,074 --> 00:34:05,200
Okay.
560
00:34:09,454 --> 00:34:11,331
You don't talk much, do you?
561
00:34:19,214 --> 00:34:21,758
When I was little, in Texas,
562
00:34:21,842 --> 00:34:23,927
we used to move a lot
so my dad could work.
563
00:34:25,220 --> 00:34:27,264
Sometimes we was driving all night.
564
00:34:29,557 --> 00:34:30,851
I hated moving.
565
00:34:32,019 --> 00:34:35,688
I never knew where we were gonna sleep,
or if the beds were gonna be clean,
566
00:34:35,772 --> 00:34:38,441
or stains on the toilet or whatever.
567
00:34:40,027 --> 00:34:42,070
But when they pulled over to get gas,
568
00:34:42,154 --> 00:34:44,031
they'd let me go inside the store
to get a piece of candy
569
00:34:44,114 --> 00:34:45,657
or an ice cream or something.
570
00:34:47,284 --> 00:34:49,536
That made me happy.
571
00:34:49,619 --> 00:34:52,873
Like, maybe life is all crazy, but...
572
00:34:54,041 --> 00:34:56,376
at least you can get snacks, you know?
573
00:35:28,992 --> 00:35:31,619
How you sleeping at night, Joseph Caputo?
Pretty good?
574
00:35:31,703 --> 00:35:34,581
- I'm sorry?
- I'm Crystal Burset.
575
00:35:34,664 --> 00:35:37,250
Sophia Burset's wife.
576
00:35:37,334 --> 00:35:39,086
I see.
577
00:35:39,169 --> 00:35:41,379
Well, I'm here to give you
a chance to fix this
578
00:35:41,463 --> 00:35:44,174
before I call Lambda and the ACLU.
579
00:35:44,257 --> 00:35:48,761
Mrs. Burset, I empathize, I really do,
but it wasn't my decision.
580
00:35:48,845 --> 00:35:51,098
Oh! Well, so then,
you're gonna fight this?
581
00:35:51,181 --> 00:35:52,474
You're gonna get her out?
582
00:35:52,557 --> 00:35:55,393
It was for her own protection.
She'd become violent.
583
00:35:55,477 --> 00:35:57,604
- She assaulted several inmates.
- Oh, that's bullshit.
584
00:35:57,687 --> 00:35:59,522
- She would never do...
- And yet she did.
585
00:35:59,606 --> 00:36:01,233
I know her.
586
00:36:01,316 --> 00:36:03,110
Do you, though?
587
00:36:03,193 --> 00:36:04,569
Do you?
588
00:36:05,362 --> 00:36:08,865
You think you understand what goes
through her head in a place like this?
589
00:36:08,949 --> 00:36:11,659
Everybody in there is doing things
they don't wanna do,
590
00:36:11,743 --> 00:36:14,746
every single day,
things they're not proud of.
591
00:36:15,913 --> 00:36:17,915
Whatever it takes
to keep your head above water.
592
00:36:28,718 --> 00:36:30,845
Do you believe in God, Mr. Caputo?
593
00:36:31,846 --> 00:36:34,641
You believe there's a judge
between right and wrong?
594
00:36:36,059 --> 00:36:39,271
I'm sorry, but I don't have time
to discuss this.
595
00:36:39,354 --> 00:36:40,813
I have a very important meeting.
596
00:36:53,493 --> 00:36:56,621
Rosa snored, didn't she?
597
00:36:56,704 --> 00:36:59,374
Like a spoon in the garbage disposal.
598
00:36:59,457 --> 00:37:01,168
So, what did you do about it?
599
00:37:01,251 --> 00:37:04,254
Mostly, I just waited for her
to die of cancer.
600
00:37:05,505 --> 00:37:06,589
Interesting.
601
00:37:06,673 --> 00:37:08,800
Red! No.
602
00:37:08,883 --> 00:37:11,511
But she'd be so quiet if she were dead.
603
00:37:14,639 --> 00:37:16,099
Does Dwight sleep on her back?
604
00:37:16,183 --> 00:37:18,810
Like a starfish in the sun.
605
00:37:18,893 --> 00:37:21,229
There was this nun from Saint Mary's,
Sister Alphonso,
606
00:37:21,313 --> 00:37:24,107
she snored like the Second Coming.
You could hear her from the chapel.
607
00:37:24,649 --> 00:37:26,984
I sewed tennis balls
to the back of her nightgown
608
00:37:27,069 --> 00:37:28,195
so she couldn't roll that way.
609
00:37:28,278 --> 00:37:29,696
And that worked?
610
00:37:29,779 --> 00:37:31,156
Not really.
611
00:37:31,239 --> 00:37:33,616
It turns out
she liked to sleep naked.
612
00:37:34,242 --> 00:37:35,243
Hmm.
613
00:37:46,296 --> 00:37:48,381
It's pretty terrible, huh?
614
00:37:48,465 --> 00:37:51,968
Yeah, it's not great,
but my people eat poi, so...
615
00:37:52,052 --> 00:37:53,803
Oh, sure.
616
00:37:53,886 --> 00:37:56,556
- That was a joke.
- Sorry.
617
00:37:59,226 --> 00:38:01,353
Listen, I just came over here
to bury the hatchet.
618
00:38:01,436 --> 00:38:03,271
I'm sorry I've been such a crank.
619
00:38:03,355 --> 00:38:07,442
It's just that all these
new people, it's a big adjustment.
620
00:38:08,443 --> 00:38:09,444
Okay.
621
00:38:09,527 --> 00:38:14,282
What you may not know is, I happen to be
kind of a big deal around here.
622
00:38:15,575 --> 00:38:19,704
I own a small business
that pays my employees actual money
623
00:38:19,787 --> 00:38:24,459
in return for a very small
personal investment,
624
00:38:24,542 --> 00:38:29,046
and I thought maybe I could interest you
in an employment opportunity.
625
00:38:30,798 --> 00:38:33,635
I'm not wearing no g-string,
butt-floss underwear.
626
00:38:35,095 --> 00:38:36,763
And I respect that choice.
627
00:38:37,389 --> 00:38:38,890
Here's what I'm thinking.
628
00:38:50,485 --> 00:38:51,903
Italian.
629
00:38:51,986 --> 00:38:54,322
By the time I get out of here,
I am gonna be fluent,
630
00:38:54,406 --> 00:38:56,533
and I am headed straight to Florence.
631
00:38:56,616 --> 00:38:57,867
Firenze.
632
00:38:57,950 --> 00:39:04,457
Eat, pray, and mingle limbs
with some Italian con grande pene.
633
00:39:04,541 --> 00:39:08,002
I'm uncomfortable
with this whole situation.
634
00:39:08,085 --> 00:39:10,838
The Florence situation?
Or the big sausage?
635
00:39:12,340 --> 00:39:14,801
Oh, hey, maybe I should go
to Bologna instead.
636
00:39:14,884 --> 00:39:18,138
See, this is exactly...
637
00:39:18,221 --> 00:39:23,726
Okay, I was living a regular prison life
in my regular prison bunk,
638
00:39:23,810 --> 00:39:25,562
and now I'm the one percent.
639
00:39:25,645 --> 00:39:29,774
Everyone else is living
on top of each other like Petco budgies.
640
00:39:29,857 --> 00:39:31,568
This is not fair.
641
00:39:31,651 --> 00:39:33,153
I was a hippie once.
642
00:39:33,236 --> 00:39:34,779
I outgrew it.
643
00:39:34,862 --> 00:39:38,991
You know, but I still do miss that
rickrack edging on blouses and skirts.
644
00:39:39,075 --> 00:39:43,120
Boy, I did love me some rickrack.
I wonder if it's ever gonna come back?
645
00:39:43,205 --> 00:39:47,041
Healy said you specifically requested
a white roommate
646
00:39:47,124 --> 00:39:49,711
of the non-threatening variety.
647
00:39:49,794 --> 00:39:54,299
Well, I know
that yoga makes you super flexible,
648
00:39:54,382 --> 00:39:58,345
but maybe you could just
ease your butt off your shoulders a bit.
649
00:40:00,012 --> 00:40:02,056
I cannot be the only one
650
00:40:02,139 --> 00:40:06,228
who's ever noticed that Counselor Healy
is a bit of a moron.
651
00:40:07,770 --> 00:40:08,813
You are not.
652
00:40:09,356 --> 00:40:13,526
Hmm. Now, look, I know
I'm a little bit famous outside of here.
653
00:40:13,610 --> 00:40:16,070
The powers-that-be made a fuss
and made some assumptions,
654
00:40:16,153 --> 00:40:17,614
but I didn't ask for this.
655
00:40:17,697 --> 00:40:19,241
You didn't turn it down.
656
00:40:19,324 --> 00:40:21,826
Well, I'm not gonna pitch a fit
for my own discomfort.
657
00:40:21,909 --> 00:40:24,954
Lord, call me crazy,
but I have learned,
658
00:40:25,037 --> 00:40:27,223
if someone is offering
you something nice,
659
00:40:27,248 --> 00:40:29,358
you shut up and say "thank you."
660
00:40:29,417 --> 00:40:32,920
You can't shut up and say "thank you"
at the same time.
661
00:40:33,004 --> 00:40:35,047
The two things negate one another.
662
00:40:35,131 --> 00:40:36,924
Oh, a dog with a bone, huh?
663
00:40:37,008 --> 00:40:39,302
It's the principle of it.
664
00:40:39,386 --> 00:40:43,681
But you're probably used to having your
asshole polished by everyone you meet.
665
00:40:43,765 --> 00:40:47,477
Oh, maybe 80%, 85%.
666
00:40:47,560 --> 00:40:49,271
Well, you sure make jokes.
667
00:40:50,230 --> 00:40:53,983
Hmm, how about the one
about the criminal who got rich
668
00:40:54,066 --> 00:40:58,363
by making TV-watching saps think
they need an immersion blender
669
00:40:58,446 --> 00:41:01,533
to feel good about themselves?
Now, there's a good one.
670
00:41:01,616 --> 00:41:02,742
You know what I think?
671
00:41:04,494 --> 00:41:08,248
I think that you secretly love
being in this room,
672
00:41:08,331 --> 00:41:10,750
away from all the others.
You think it's nice.
673
00:41:10,833 --> 00:41:14,879
And that's throwing all the crunchy parts
of you into quite a tizzy.
674
00:41:19,008 --> 00:41:23,263
Just because we live together
doesn't mean we have to talk.
675
00:41:28,100 --> 00:41:30,312
That seems perfectly fair.
676
00:41:38,152 --> 00:41:39,571
It's herbal.
677
00:41:41,614 --> 00:41:43,074
Mmm.
678
00:41:45,535 --> 00:41:46,953
God damn it.
679
00:41:49,706 --> 00:41:52,750
Sounds like we've had some glitches
down at Litchfield.
680
00:41:52,834 --> 00:41:54,627
Glitchfield.
681
00:41:55,169 --> 00:41:57,171
I'm not gonna pretend
it's been smooth sailing.
682
00:41:57,254 --> 00:42:01,884
We've had big problems,
mostly due to the guards walking out,
683
00:42:01,968 --> 00:42:05,472
which, if you remember,
I warned as a possible reaction
684
00:42:05,555 --> 00:42:08,725
- to the cut in benefits and hours.
- But it's all under control now?
685
00:42:08,808 --> 00:42:12,186
No more impromptu swimming lessons?
686
00:42:14,439 --> 00:42:17,442
Yes... No, of course not.
687
00:42:19,151 --> 00:42:20,445
I know what I'm doing.
688
00:42:20,528 --> 00:42:21,946
Well, good,
689
00:42:22,029 --> 00:42:26,283
because our contract with the feds
is giving us 30 grand per head in a bed.
690
00:42:26,368 --> 00:42:30,872
We can't fuck up this gorgeous deal
dear Uncle Sam has gifted us.
691
00:42:30,955 --> 00:42:34,667
Well, then, we need to solve
our security problem.
692
00:42:34,751 --> 00:42:38,505
I've got guards from Max covering
for right now, but that's just temporary.
693
00:42:38,588 --> 00:42:42,008
I need quality COs.
I need guys with experience.
694
00:42:42,091 --> 00:42:44,969
We could pay a bit more,
now that we've got all those beds.
695
00:42:45,052 --> 00:42:50,475
Hmm. Quality COs. How, how, how?
696
00:42:51,934 --> 00:42:52,935
Veterans.
697
00:42:54,771 --> 00:42:58,065
The government gives tax credits
to companies that hire vets.
698
00:42:58,149 --> 00:43:00,610
You get more money
the longer the vet's been out of work.
699
00:43:00,693 --> 00:43:03,946
We looked into putting
that into play at our offices, but,
700
00:43:03,971 --> 00:43:05,722
you know, veterans...
701
00:43:07,992 --> 00:43:11,245
Right, but if we hire them as guards,
702
00:43:11,328 --> 00:43:15,667
if anything ever happened,
well, they're already in prison, so...
703
00:43:16,668 --> 00:43:18,628
And how much is this credit?
704
00:43:18,711 --> 00:43:22,006
I think it's five or six thousand
if the guy's been unemployed for a year.
705
00:43:22,089 --> 00:43:24,842
And it is double that if they're
on crutches or in a wheelchair,
706
00:43:24,926 --> 00:43:26,719
or something like that, so...
707
00:43:26,803 --> 00:43:30,473
That might make the guard less effective.
708
00:43:30,557 --> 00:43:32,725
Oh, yeah, there is that.
709
00:43:32,809 --> 00:43:35,978
But I think it's a great idea,
hiring vets.
710
00:43:36,062 --> 00:43:39,607
- I could use some guys with discipline.
- Mmm.
711
00:43:39,691 --> 00:43:41,776
Problem is getting them
to Litchfield.
712
00:43:41,859 --> 00:43:45,947
Our, um, our shareholders demand
an aggressive cap on wages, so...
713
00:43:46,030 --> 00:43:48,240
We would need
some other kind of incentive, like...
714
00:43:48,324 --> 00:43:50,702
Free haircuts, like at Google.
715
00:43:52,704 --> 00:43:53,705
Housing.
716
00:43:54,288 --> 00:43:58,209
What if we can provide
free housing on campus?
717
00:43:58,292 --> 00:44:00,753
I don't know
if that would be cost-effective.
718
00:44:01,838 --> 00:44:03,380
It's already there.
719
00:44:03,465 --> 00:44:05,967
We got a bunch of cabins by the lake.
A good coat of paint...
720
00:44:06,050 --> 00:44:08,344
Inmate labor is free.
721
00:44:10,472 --> 00:44:13,057
This is a brilliant idea, Joe, really.
722
00:44:15,142 --> 00:44:18,229
- Thanks to you, Linda.
- No, thanks to you.
723
00:44:18,312 --> 00:44:19,814
No, this is you.
724
00:44:19,897 --> 00:44:21,232
- All right.
- I guess both of us.
725
00:44:21,315 --> 00:44:24,026
Nice work, Joe and Linda.
726
00:44:24,110 --> 00:44:26,988
Let's take ten.
What do we got, uh, sandwiches?
727
00:44:27,071 --> 00:44:28,280
Sandwiches.
728
00:44:28,364 --> 00:44:29,657
- Do you wanna...
- Yeah, let's go.
729
00:44:29,741 --> 00:44:31,493
- Yeah.
- After you.
730
00:44:31,576 --> 00:44:32,785
Oh, thank you.
731
00:44:36,498 --> 00:44:40,042
Jasmina, slow down. What are you saying?
732
00:44:46,674 --> 00:44:48,676
Man, a thousand new inmates,
733
00:44:48,760 --> 00:44:51,971
and the only Mexicans
are campesinos from Fresno.
734
00:44:52,054 --> 00:44:55,224
What do you care?
You don't even like other Mexicans.
735
00:44:55,307 --> 00:44:57,268
Been thinking about my ma, you know?
736
00:44:57,351 --> 00:44:59,103
Yeah. How's she doing?
737
00:45:00,437 --> 00:45:02,774
So, if I'm looking
for something positive...
738
00:45:04,651 --> 00:45:07,486
let's just say, I probably don't gotta
get her nothing for Christmas.
739
00:45:07,570 --> 00:45:09,321
If I hadn't buried my feelings so deep
740
00:45:09,405 --> 00:45:11,365
that they only come up
when I watch Stepmom,
741
00:45:11,448 --> 00:45:13,284
I would totally be tearing up right now.
742
00:45:14,577 --> 00:45:16,996
- I know.
- I'm sorry.
743
00:45:18,039 --> 00:45:19,373
Hey, buddy.
744
00:45:21,375 --> 00:45:22,501
Can I help you?
745
00:45:22,585 --> 00:45:24,546
I was just seeing how you're doing,
you know,
746
00:45:24,629 --> 00:45:28,465
making sure everything's all right
regarding the van or whatever.
747
00:45:28,550 --> 00:45:31,427
Look, it ain't my fault
I got your job, okay?
748
00:45:31,510 --> 00:45:34,513
I got assigned.
I didn't even ask for it, so...
749
00:45:34,597 --> 00:45:36,641
That's cool, that's cool.
750
00:45:36,724 --> 00:45:38,184
Okay.
751
00:45:40,519 --> 00:45:41,979
So, you seen the ducks?
752
00:45:42,063 --> 00:45:43,230
What?
753
00:45:43,856 --> 00:45:46,568
You know, some people
can be sleep-walking,
754
00:45:46,651 --> 00:45:48,027
they don't even know it.
755
00:45:49,486 --> 00:45:50,487
No.
756
00:45:50,572 --> 00:45:51,864
What I'm trying to say is,
757
00:45:51,948 --> 00:45:54,408
did you get the ice cream?
You know what I mean?
758
00:45:55,910 --> 00:45:58,495
Aw, it's her brain.
759
00:45:58,580 --> 00:46:01,708
She must've, like, broke it in half
when she drove into that wall.
760
00:46:04,251 --> 00:46:06,754
So, you like ducks?
761
00:46:08,965 --> 00:46:11,300
No. Not anymore.
762
00:46:14,511 --> 00:46:15,972
Excuse me.
763
00:46:17,724 --> 00:46:19,558
Oh, my God.
764
00:46:19,642 --> 00:46:22,519
Oh, look, it's my favorite soccer fan.
765
00:46:22,604 --> 00:46:23,980
Up yours, asshole.
766
00:46:25,106 --> 00:46:26,858
Whoa! Are you serious?
767
00:46:26,941 --> 00:46:28,901
I'm enjoying the one time in my day
768
00:46:28,985 --> 00:46:31,445
when there's less than ten
fucking brown bitches in my way.
769
00:46:31,528 --> 00:46:34,866
Hey, maybe they're having
a housekeeping convention in C-Dorm.
770
00:46:36,117 --> 00:46:38,077
You jokers are wasting my life.
771
00:46:38,160 --> 00:46:41,288
Hey, we're in America, chalupa.
Speak English.
772
00:46:41,372 --> 00:46:42,707
Your country's turning brown.
773
00:46:42,790 --> 00:46:44,834
There's more of us every day,
fucking pendeja,
774
00:46:44,917 --> 00:46:46,753
and there's fucking nothing
you can do about it!
775
00:46:46,836 --> 00:46:48,379
Oh!
776
00:46:48,880 --> 00:46:50,297
Ruiz!
777
00:46:50,381 --> 00:46:51,382
Ahh!
778
00:47:07,314 --> 00:47:08,482
Shit.
779
00:47:10,652 --> 00:47:12,987
You just stand there
watching, eh? You get a good view?
780
00:47:13,070 --> 00:47:15,406
Hey, don't worry about her.
Listen, who did this to you?
781
00:47:15,489 --> 00:47:17,283
That white girl from the TV room.
782
00:47:19,911 --> 00:47:20,912
No.
783
00:47:23,289 --> 00:47:25,332
This is not how we play this.
784
00:47:26,167 --> 00:47:27,501
You're pissed right now.
You ain't thinking.
785
00:47:27,584 --> 00:47:29,378
That's how you make mistakes.
786
00:47:29,461 --> 00:47:31,187
What you gonna do, start
some kinda brawl?
787
00:47:31,212 --> 00:47:33,281
Get your asses thrown into Seg?
788
00:47:33,340 --> 00:47:34,591
Then who wins?
789
00:47:34,676 --> 00:47:37,136
So, we just let that bitch get away?
790
00:47:39,263 --> 00:47:40,848
That ain't what I said.
791
00:47:48,105 --> 00:47:50,942
Are you pissed at me about something
and you're taking it out on me?
792
00:47:51,025 --> 00:47:53,485
- This ain't about you.
- Oh, like hell it ain't!
793
00:47:54,403 --> 00:47:56,739
I put food in your mouth,
I take you to school,
794
00:47:56,823 --> 00:47:59,658
I give you a piece of whatever I got.
795
00:48:00,534 --> 00:48:02,369
Well, that don't mean
I gotta be your little robot.
796
00:48:02,453 --> 00:48:03,913
I got a brain.
797
00:48:04,580 --> 00:48:06,373
Is that what that cabrón is telling you?
798
00:48:07,624 --> 00:48:08,667
Hmm?
799
00:48:08,751 --> 00:48:10,377
Whispering in your ear,
800
00:48:10,461 --> 00:48:12,504
trying to steal you from your house,
your father's house?
801
00:48:12,588 --> 00:48:15,800
- No, he ain't done nothing to you!
- Why do you think we ain't got money?
802
00:48:15,883 --> 00:48:17,969
- Ugh.
- Huh?
803
00:48:18,052 --> 00:48:20,763
They've driven me off my own corners,
those fucking roaches.
804
00:48:20,847 --> 00:48:23,891
They're breaking my back.
You understand that?
805
00:48:23,975 --> 00:48:26,102
- They took everything.
- I'm so tired of this shit.
806
00:48:26,185 --> 00:48:28,062
He's just trying to make a living,
same as you.
807
00:48:30,732 --> 00:48:33,150
- My baby girl is taking cholo dick.
- Yo, stop it.
808
00:48:33,234 --> 00:48:35,440
I have given my life
to this organization,
809
00:48:35,465 --> 00:48:37,720
to look out for our people,
our identity!
810
00:48:37,780 --> 00:48:39,073
You know what? Fuck you!
811
00:48:39,991 --> 00:48:42,284
Fuck you, fuck the DR,
fuck your stupid fucking bullshit
812
00:48:42,368 --> 00:48:46,163
about, "We're so much better,"
when you're doing the same exact thing!
813
00:48:49,541 --> 00:48:52,253
If this is what it means
to be Dominican...
814
00:48:54,296 --> 00:48:56,423
then I ain't gonna be Dominican no more.
815
00:49:04,556 --> 00:49:06,142
Get out of my house.
816
00:49:49,143 --> 00:49:51,813
It ain't like you only got one soulmate.
817
00:49:51,896 --> 00:49:54,190
You could have a soul connection
with lots of people.
818
00:49:54,273 --> 00:49:57,819
Well, so then, why haven't I vibed
with someone already?
819
00:49:57,902 --> 00:50:00,571
You know, someone who's not
gingerbread in the head?
820
00:50:00,654 --> 00:50:02,448
I've been alive as long
as I can remember.
821
00:50:02,531 --> 00:50:06,327
You know, maybe you the exception
prove the rule, and you only got one.
822
00:50:06,410 --> 00:50:07,411
One?
823
00:50:07,494 --> 00:50:11,165
But you got a soul mate
somewhere in the world.
824
00:50:12,458 --> 00:50:13,709
I promise.
825
00:50:15,711 --> 00:50:18,255
I hope she speaks English.
826
00:50:21,968 --> 00:50:24,761
Oh, hello!
827
00:50:24,846 --> 00:50:28,724
Looks like somebody lost track
of their beverage!
828
00:50:28,807 --> 00:50:33,562
Ooh, we should act as sleuths
to discover the true owner and return it.
829
00:50:33,645 --> 00:50:35,647
You know,
demonstrate that there's still some...
830
00:50:35,731 --> 00:50:36,941
some good in the world.
831
00:50:37,024 --> 00:50:39,818
I see where you're going
with that, and I like it.
832
00:50:39,902 --> 00:50:42,279
- Mmm-hmm.
- Definitely has a lot of upside.
833
00:50:42,363 --> 00:50:44,448
But on the other hand...
834
00:50:50,829 --> 00:50:51,914
Oh...
835
00:50:51,998 --> 00:50:54,791
We could've been sleuthing.
836
00:50:57,003 --> 00:50:59,005
Oh, it's on now.
837
00:51:35,124 --> 00:51:37,126
They got him on conspiracy.
838
00:51:40,629 --> 00:51:43,424
Plus two counts assaulting an officer.
839
00:51:49,888 --> 00:51:52,016
He's gonna be old when he gets out.
840
00:51:55,144 --> 00:51:56,728
What am I gonna do?
841
00:51:58,189 --> 00:52:01,233
You're gonna be strong
like you always was.
842
00:52:01,317 --> 00:52:02,484
'Cause you had to.
843
00:52:03,652 --> 00:52:05,404
What am I gonna do?
844
00:52:07,906 --> 00:52:11,953
There's the two of us still.
Two heads together.
845
00:52:15,039 --> 00:52:17,583
Stop crying. Remember?
846
00:52:17,666 --> 00:52:19,668
Crying makes you ugly and weak.
847
00:52:28,635 --> 00:52:29,803
We got each other.
848
00:52:46,988 --> 00:52:49,156
Ow.
849
00:52:49,240 --> 00:52:50,949
Jesus, Dwight!
850
00:52:53,702 --> 00:52:54,953
I'm okay.
851
00:52:57,956 --> 00:53:00,001
I think I should go to medical.
852
00:53:00,876 --> 00:53:02,003
Oh.
853
00:53:03,837 --> 00:53:07,258
I should come with you.
854
00:53:24,858 --> 00:53:28,029
What the fuck? Get off me, man!
855
00:54:20,206 --> 00:54:21,707
It looks amazing on you.
856
00:54:24,126 --> 00:54:26,212
You say that to everybody.
857
00:54:26,295 --> 00:54:27,671
It's true, I do.
858
00:54:27,754 --> 00:54:29,590
But this time, I really mean it.
859
00:54:29,673 --> 00:54:31,842
I also say that to everyone.
860
00:54:34,178 --> 00:54:36,180
- How much is it?
- It's actually on sale.
861
00:54:36,263 --> 00:54:37,973
Only $1,100.
862
00:54:38,807 --> 00:54:40,434
Mmm-hmm.
863
00:54:49,901 --> 00:54:50,902
I'll take it.
864
00:54:50,986 --> 00:54:52,196
Oh, yay.
865
00:54:52,279 --> 00:54:53,614
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
866
00:55:04,625 --> 00:55:06,127
What the heck happened to them?
867
00:55:06,210 --> 00:55:08,337
I don't know, man.
There's too many people in here.
868
00:55:08,420 --> 00:55:11,798
Everybody getting on each other's nerves,
shit's gonna get stirred.
869
00:55:11,882 --> 00:55:16,428
It's like when the poultry people
just stick all the chickens into one cage
870
00:55:16,512 --> 00:55:18,222
and they start pecking chunks
out of each other.
871
00:55:19,931 --> 00:55:21,142
Yeah, basically.
872
00:55:21,225 --> 00:55:22,851
Oh, man.
873
00:55:22,934 --> 00:55:25,687
You know, mainly, I was just experiencing
this whole overcrowding thing
874
00:55:25,771 --> 00:55:28,482
as, like, annoying,
but I guess it could be dangerous, too.
875
00:55:28,565 --> 00:55:29,775
Oh!
876
00:55:29,858 --> 00:55:31,610
It could. It could be really dangerous.
877
00:55:31,693 --> 00:55:32,736
That's why...
878
00:55:32,819 --> 00:55:36,323
you're really lucky,
'cause I'm looking out for you.
879
00:55:38,450 --> 00:55:40,786
You know, you're, like,
one of maybe four people in this prison
880
00:55:40,869 --> 00:55:42,538
who actually might be smaller than I am.
881
00:55:43,038 --> 00:55:45,957
Okay, okay, but...
but I got heart, right?
882
00:55:46,041 --> 00:55:47,584
Uh, well, you could use biceps.
883
00:55:47,668 --> 00:55:49,545
Shit, man.
884
00:55:49,628 --> 00:55:51,380
No, I'm kidding.
885
00:55:51,463 --> 00:55:55,259
I'd take heart any day.
886
00:55:55,342 --> 00:55:56,968
Good, 'cause that's all I got.
887
00:56:25,622 --> 00:56:26,873
Go grab me some lunch.
888
00:56:26,957 --> 00:56:29,710
- Go get it yourself.
- You're supposed to be Secret Service.
889
00:56:29,793 --> 00:56:32,128
Secret Service doesn't serve lunch.
890
00:56:33,672 --> 00:56:36,675
Well, maybe they would if they weren't
so busy plowing Colombian hookers.
891
00:56:48,562 --> 00:56:49,855
Save me my seat.
892
00:57:13,930 --> 00:57:15,339
Someone's still got twos?
893
00:57:15,422 --> 00:57:17,299
Yo, stop talking the board.
894
00:57:17,962 --> 00:57:19,134
Shit.
895
00:57:21,595 --> 00:57:24,265
Capicúa, bitches.
896
00:57:24,348 --> 00:57:26,350
Shit, yo. What I tell you?
897
00:57:26,433 --> 00:57:30,729
I'm unbeatable. I'm sorry, man. Shit!
898
00:57:32,105 --> 00:57:33,774
- Damn!
- Stay put.
899
00:57:33,857 --> 00:57:36,192
- What? What?
- Always.
900
00:57:43,492 --> 00:57:45,744
Let's see how we do together.
901
00:57:48,872 --> 00:57:50,081
Okay.
902
00:57:57,047 --> 00:57:59,999
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