1 00:00:09,191 --> 00:00:17,048 Synced & corrected by -robtor- www.addic7ed.com 2 00:01:21,544 --> 00:01:23,437 Let's go, Diaz. It's time. 3 00:01:24,739 --> 00:01:25,822 Party bus is leaving. 4 00:01:30,109 --> 00:01:32,749 I left you my nail polish kit. 5 00:01:33,264 --> 00:01:34,393 Twelve colors... 6 00:01:34,807 --> 00:01:37,085 and none of them got melted Skittles mixed in. 7 00:01:37,727 --> 00:01:39,270 Nails are more your thing. 8 00:01:39,353 --> 00:01:40,957 So? You ain't gotta do nails. 9 00:01:41,593 --> 00:01:43,094 Paint little pictures... 10 00:01:43,357 --> 00:01:45,777 or decorate a vase or some shit. I don't know. 11 00:01:45,860 --> 00:01:47,779 Aren't you supposed to be the creative one? 12 00:01:47,862 --> 00:01:49,656 All right. Thanks. 13 00:01:50,657 --> 00:01:52,950 And for you, I left all my thermals and my good hat. 14 00:01:54,035 --> 00:01:57,246 You don't want to take that? It gets cold in the Bronx too. 15 00:01:58,498 --> 00:02:01,167 It's itchy. Plus it got bird shit on it. 16 00:02:04,336 --> 00:02:06,714 Can I get someone down to processing? Door's locked. 17 00:02:06,798 --> 00:02:08,132 Seriously? 18 00:02:12,219 --> 00:02:17,475 Last week, we released this other Hispanic girl at midnight. 19 00:02:17,559 --> 00:02:20,443 She didn't have a ride, so she was just walking on the side of the road. 20 00:02:21,103 --> 00:02:22,480 I guess she was trying to hitchhike, 21 00:02:22,564 --> 00:02:25,442 but a townie thought she was a prostitute and called the cops. 22 00:02:26,484 --> 00:02:27,527 And? 23 00:02:27,610 --> 00:02:29,904 She got picked up. Brought right back to prison. 24 00:02:29,987 --> 00:02:31,489 Or jail, actually. 25 00:02:31,573 --> 00:02:34,701 Started in prison, ended in jail. 26 00:02:36,327 --> 00:02:38,497 You don't got another story you could tell her today? 27 00:02:45,169 --> 00:02:47,922 Shit. This is it. 28 00:02:49,466 --> 00:02:50,467 Come on. 29 00:02:51,468 --> 00:02:52,510 Stay focused. 30 00:02:53,553 --> 00:02:56,848 Buy yourself a good pair of shoes, and get to work. 31 00:02:56,931 --> 00:02:58,140 You got this. 32 00:03:02,562 --> 00:03:04,063 Okay. 33 00:03:04,146 --> 00:03:08,275 All right, I'm not dying. Come on, dry it up. 34 00:03:08,359 --> 00:03:10,528 Come on, come on. 35 00:03:10,612 --> 00:03:14,406 This is how you want me to remember you? Huh? Hmm? 36 00:03:18,410 --> 00:03:20,394 Shit, I got something for you. 37 00:03:20,477 --> 00:03:22,373 It's back in my bunk. Is there time to go get it? 38 00:03:22,456 --> 00:03:25,334 Oh, you can put it in the mail. Everyone likes getting mail. 39 00:03:26,082 --> 00:03:27,461 I have a pen pal in Guam. 40 00:03:28,212 --> 00:03:30,798 - You have an address, right? - 'Course I do. 41 00:03:37,221 --> 00:03:40,725 All right, bitches. I'm out. 42 00:04:03,748 --> 00:04:05,708 Eyes open, inmate. 43 00:04:05,792 --> 00:04:07,293 This look like a bed to you? 44 00:04:07,376 --> 00:04:09,546 I'm up, ogre man. 45 00:04:09,629 --> 00:04:12,882 You are on this table till you physically cannot stand. 46 00:04:12,965 --> 00:04:13,941 Good. 47 00:04:14,509 --> 00:04:17,178 I'm going for the world record so I can be in that book. 48 00:04:18,179 --> 00:04:21,473 Usually, it's the short ones that need to act like that. 49 00:04:21,558 --> 00:04:22,767 Piscatella! 50 00:04:22,850 --> 00:04:24,936 He's practically a building. 51 00:04:25,019 --> 00:04:28,022 So you tell me what he's compensating for. 52 00:04:28,105 --> 00:04:29,691 Must be a button down there. 53 00:04:31,776 --> 00:04:33,695 I thought she'd buckle after a couple hours, 54 00:04:33,778 --> 00:04:34,946 not two whole days. 55 00:04:35,029 --> 00:04:36,864 Don't apologize. 56 00:04:36,948 --> 00:04:39,241 You made a tough call, and now we all got your back. 57 00:04:39,325 --> 00:04:40,868 That's how the brotherhood works. 58 00:04:40,952 --> 00:04:43,788 We can't take her down? She pissed herself twice already. 59 00:04:43,871 --> 00:04:45,873 It's a game of chicken, she'll break. 60 00:04:46,453 --> 00:04:47,918 And Caputo's cool with all this, right? 61 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:49,501 Don't worry about Caputo. 62 00:04:49,586 --> 00:04:51,354 If he wants to leave that oak desk of his 63 00:04:51,379 --> 00:04:52,571 and join us here in the trenches, 64 00:04:52,630 --> 00:04:53,923 he knows where to find us. 65 00:04:54,841 --> 00:04:57,259 Back to it. 66 00:04:57,343 --> 00:04:59,511 You got this, Flores. 67 00:04:59,596 --> 00:05:02,971 Just like that poster kitten or Jesus on the cross. 68 00:05:03,017 --> 00:05:04,351 You hang in there. 69 00:05:05,392 --> 00:05:07,682 Like Jesus ever went around slinging drugs 70 00:05:07,707 --> 00:05:09,045 and rubbing fish sauce on himself. 71 00:05:09,105 --> 00:05:11,190 And he was white. 72 00:05:11,273 --> 00:05:12,524 Wasn't he Middle Eastern? 73 00:05:12,609 --> 00:05:14,819 No... he was just really tan. 74 00:05:24,829 --> 00:05:27,289 Gross. 75 00:05:27,373 --> 00:05:29,041 Enjoy. 76 00:05:31,418 --> 00:05:32,962 I've created a monster. 77 00:05:33,435 --> 00:05:35,131 You didn't create white hate. 78 00:05:35,214 --> 00:05:36,883 But I gathered the haters together. 79 00:05:36,966 --> 00:05:39,802 And then I angled them towards the Dominicans. 80 00:05:39,886 --> 00:05:41,137 This Flores shit is medieval, 81 00:05:41,220 --> 00:05:43,180 and she's right, they are targeting Dominicans. 82 00:05:43,264 --> 00:05:45,474 Oh, you mean the people who branded you? 83 00:05:47,894 --> 00:05:48,895 Ugh. 84 00:05:50,562 --> 00:05:52,409 Now that it's a window, I kinda like it. 85 00:05:52,434 --> 00:05:53,369 It's not a window. 86 00:05:54,191 --> 00:05:56,318 It's a reminder to stay out of other people's shit. 87 00:05:56,402 --> 00:06:00,572 This is not other people's shit. This is all of our shit. 88 00:06:00,657 --> 00:06:03,868 This prison is turning into some kind of grotesque social experiment. 89 00:06:04,398 --> 00:06:05,870 I'm gonna talk to Piscatella. 90 00:06:05,953 --> 00:06:07,079 He likes me. 91 00:06:09,123 --> 00:06:10,124 He's semi-reasonable. 92 00:06:10,207 --> 00:06:15,838 Next person who hands Flores a beverage is crawling back to her bunk. 93 00:06:15,922 --> 00:06:17,882 Let this be a lesson. 94 00:06:18,424 --> 00:06:21,468 Flores is not a martyr, people. 95 00:06:21,552 --> 00:06:24,596 She is a regular, normal, criminal. 96 00:06:25,807 --> 00:06:27,516 Like the rest of us, right? 97 00:06:27,599 --> 00:06:30,394 Yeah, that's... so reasonable. 98 00:06:52,499 --> 00:06:53,500 You're late. 99 00:06:54,460 --> 00:06:56,253 Uh, you're welcome. 100 00:06:57,379 --> 00:06:58,589 Diaz, right? 101 00:06:59,631 --> 00:07:01,008 Yeah, why? 102 00:07:02,009 --> 00:07:03,469 From your kid. 103 00:07:05,722 --> 00:07:06,723 Thanks. 104 00:07:06,806 --> 00:07:08,349 ... wrong with those Republicans? 105 00:07:08,432 --> 00:07:10,476 Your nearby market company where you always... 106 00:07:10,559 --> 00:07:12,644 Earlier today, downtown, there was a three... 107 00:07:16,107 --> 00:07:17,566 You gonna drive or what? 108 00:07:19,193 --> 00:07:22,780 Cesar says to tell you hi. And to not act like a bitch. 109 00:07:29,161 --> 00:07:31,372 Let's go, it's exercise time. 110 00:07:42,800 --> 00:07:44,719 Sophia? 111 00:07:45,928 --> 00:07:47,805 Sophia? 112 00:07:48,765 --> 00:07:50,391 It's a nervous tick. 113 00:07:53,644 --> 00:07:54,686 Sophia. 114 00:07:54,771 --> 00:07:56,022 Come on, speed it up, inmate. 115 00:07:56,105 --> 00:07:58,149 I'm sorry, I have plantar fasciitis. 116 00:08:01,568 --> 00:08:03,821 Sister... is that you? 117 00:08:03,905 --> 00:08:07,491 - Oh... - Sister... 118 00:08:16,876 --> 00:08:18,252 I'm here to help. 119 00:08:19,170 --> 00:08:23,299 I even have rubber bands to put into your big hair for when you puke. 120 00:08:23,901 --> 00:08:26,302 Actually, Red, I got this. 121 00:08:27,094 --> 00:08:29,680 "You got this." What does that mean? 122 00:08:29,764 --> 00:08:32,474 It means that after our talk, 123 00:08:32,558 --> 00:08:35,770 I took a hard look at how pathetic my life had become, 124 00:08:35,853 --> 00:08:37,772 and decided to just go cold turkey. 125 00:08:38,856 --> 00:08:42,193 With the help of my friends Advil and Imodium, of course. 126 00:08:42,276 --> 00:08:46,236 And candy, and, uh, crossword puzzles. 127 00:08:46,319 --> 00:08:50,617 My... my guts and my asshole are like raw meat. 128 00:08:50,701 --> 00:08:55,731 Uh, my veins are pulsing. But other than that, man, so far so good. 129 00:08:55,814 --> 00:08:58,625 Oh, and lucky you, you missed the puke phase, 130 00:08:58,709 --> 00:09:00,586 so you can save those elastics. 131 00:09:00,669 --> 00:09:03,464 What about cravings? Triggers? 132 00:09:03,547 --> 00:09:07,206 This is my seventh time getting clean intentionally, 133 00:09:07,280 --> 00:09:10,367 and I find that the best way to avoid shit, is to avoid shit. 134 00:09:10,730 --> 00:09:14,787 So, I'm gonna go to work and just distract myself with... 135 00:09:14,871 --> 00:09:17,290 good old-fashioned manual labor. 136 00:09:17,374 --> 00:09:18,986 You know, thank you, though. 137 00:09:20,252 --> 00:09:21,442 It means a lot to me. 138 00:09:26,133 --> 00:09:28,635 See? Heigh-ho, heigh-ho. 139 00:09:31,846 --> 00:09:33,348 So your mom got out today? 140 00:09:34,349 --> 00:09:36,768 She's probably sunbathing on the stoop already, or... 141 00:09:36,851 --> 00:09:38,145 having oysters at Cosenza's. 142 00:09:38,770 --> 00:09:39,821 Well... 143 00:09:39,846 --> 00:09:43,215 for what it's worth, I liked her. Even though she's a bitch. 144 00:09:44,817 --> 00:09:48,530 My dad, he's that way too. He sucks up all the oxygen in the room. 145 00:09:48,613 --> 00:09:50,698 How do you deal with that, the oxygen thing? 146 00:09:50,782 --> 00:09:51,908 Ran away. 147 00:09:51,992 --> 00:09:53,326 And I got my nipple pierced. 148 00:09:54,286 --> 00:09:57,914 Hmm, I was thinking of shaving my head, or dying my hair crazy colors. 149 00:09:57,998 --> 00:10:00,792 - That's a better idea. - My nipple got infected. 150 00:10:00,875 --> 00:10:02,002 Oh. 151 00:10:03,003 --> 00:10:05,380 Feels like the first day in prison. 152 00:10:05,463 --> 00:10:08,050 Or, like, before doesn't count, 'cause my mom was here. 153 00:10:09,217 --> 00:10:11,011 Now, I'm actually... alone. 154 00:10:11,094 --> 00:10:12,804 You don't gotta be alone. 155 00:10:12,887 --> 00:10:14,597 You can come hang out with me and my girls. 156 00:10:14,681 --> 00:10:16,599 You're in the salon, right? My mom said. 157 00:10:16,683 --> 00:10:19,727 Oh, yeah. It smells like burnt hair, but those chairs are comfy. 158 00:10:20,812 --> 00:10:21,979 Hey, Daya. 159 00:10:22,064 --> 00:10:24,566 You wanna come over here and help me with some bags in the fridge? 160 00:10:26,734 --> 00:10:28,278 Comfy chair sounds nice. 161 00:10:47,130 --> 00:10:48,715 We could still go for oysters. 162 00:10:48,798 --> 00:10:50,217 No, this is fine. 163 00:10:50,300 --> 00:10:52,719 We're close to the highway, so we'll get back faster. 164 00:10:52,802 --> 00:10:54,929 - Some coffee to start? - Huh? 165 00:10:55,012 --> 00:10:58,516 - Some coffee? - Uh, sure. 166 00:11:03,271 --> 00:11:06,149 So... what's the first thing you're gonna do? 167 00:11:06,233 --> 00:11:07,817 Probably take a shower. 168 00:11:07,900 --> 00:11:10,320 Oh... 'cause y'all had to shower together. 169 00:11:10,403 --> 00:11:13,448 No... we had curtains and stuff. 170 00:11:14,324 --> 00:11:18,286 But you worried you got TB germs, or, like, Hep C on you? 171 00:11:18,370 --> 00:11:21,289 No, I just... 172 00:11:22,332 --> 00:11:24,626 I wanna take a shower. Feel like myself again. 173 00:11:25,460 --> 00:11:29,172 And then tomorrow, I'm gonna wake up and try to see all my kids. 174 00:11:29,256 --> 00:11:31,383 Walk across all five boroughs if I have to. 175 00:11:32,175 --> 00:11:35,928 I'm gonna tell them I'm gonna get them the fuck out of foster care. 176 00:11:36,012 --> 00:11:37,597 Once I figure out how. 177 00:11:42,059 --> 00:11:45,230 I heard that in prison, if you got big tits, 178 00:11:45,313 --> 00:11:47,149 you can hide stuff under there. 179 00:11:47,232 --> 00:11:50,988 Like, Botox needles. Pills that don't melt too easy. 180 00:11:51,486 --> 00:11:54,030 You get some kind of big tit newsletter? 181 00:11:54,404 --> 00:11:56,945 My cousin Trina got let out last month. 182 00:11:57,409 --> 00:11:59,661 We took her to City Island and then clubbing. 183 00:11:59,744 --> 00:12:01,812 She kept asking for Big Red. 184 00:12:02,414 --> 00:12:04,707 'Cause they don't even got gum in there. 185 00:12:04,791 --> 00:12:06,902 You wanna know what prison is like? 186 00:12:07,294 --> 00:12:10,294 It's hard, and it smells like old farts. 187 00:12:10,838 --> 00:12:12,465 But I got people in there. 188 00:12:12,549 --> 00:12:14,468 I got nobody out here. 189 00:12:14,967 --> 00:12:17,929 I got $40 and an old bus map. 190 00:12:19,306 --> 00:12:20,807 You don't gotta make this weird. 191 00:12:20,890 --> 00:12:23,976 It's not weird. Why would it be weird? 192 00:12:24,060 --> 00:12:27,104 Maybe 'cause we fucked the same guy and he put a baby in me? 193 00:12:28,022 --> 00:12:29,857 You had a baby from that motherfucker? 194 00:12:29,941 --> 00:12:31,484 Not on purpose. 195 00:12:33,027 --> 00:12:34,404 But, yeah. 196 00:12:35,071 --> 00:12:37,490 She's got his ass. But, like, little. 197 00:12:41,536 --> 00:12:44,706 What, you think I'm gonna steal your stupid-ass waffles? 198 00:12:47,209 --> 00:12:48,381 Sorry. 199 00:12:49,085 --> 00:12:51,045 I just feel like I got a sign on me. 200 00:12:53,381 --> 00:12:55,132 It's these stupid clothes. 201 00:13:05,435 --> 00:13:06,644 Hey. 202 00:13:08,187 --> 00:13:09,939 You got any of that special shampoo? 203 00:13:10,940 --> 00:13:12,024 You Nichols? 204 00:13:12,108 --> 00:13:13,109 Yeah. 205 00:13:13,192 --> 00:13:14,402 Why, we got friends? 206 00:13:14,486 --> 00:13:16,946 Been told not to do business with you. 207 00:13:17,029 --> 00:13:18,107 What the fuck? 208 00:13:18,698 --> 00:13:20,325 Just sell me some fuckin' heroin. 209 00:13:22,369 --> 00:13:25,204 I was referencing the Lou Reed hit single, obviously. 210 00:13:25,288 --> 00:13:26,289 Come on. 211 00:13:27,193 --> 00:13:28,429 Look, this isn't right. 212 00:13:29,283 --> 00:13:30,909 I wanna talk to the boss lady. 213 00:13:31,127 --> 00:13:31,945 She's busy. 214 00:13:43,139 --> 00:13:44,315 What's going on? 215 00:13:44,849 --> 00:13:47,560 What, some kind of discrimination against people with frizzy hair? 216 00:13:48,353 --> 00:13:49,547 Something like that. 217 00:13:49,979 --> 00:13:52,187 Man, who the fuck is blackballing me? 218 00:13:57,164 --> 00:14:00,167 I don't know what poison you and your hillbilly friends are peddling, 219 00:14:00,792 --> 00:14:03,587 but if you sell any of it to Nichols... 220 00:14:03,670 --> 00:14:06,257 you will never know what's really in your food, 221 00:14:06,340 --> 00:14:07,966 and I assure you... 222 00:14:08,050 --> 00:14:10,886 I can slip in untold horrors. 223 00:14:10,969 --> 00:14:13,639 I'm not doing that no more. 224 00:14:13,722 --> 00:14:17,666 Morello and the bug-eyed black girl found out about the poop thing. 225 00:14:17,934 --> 00:14:18,935 Um... 226 00:14:19,020 --> 00:14:20,250 Truthfully, 227 00:14:20,275 --> 00:14:22,880 I was really starting to gross myself out anyway. 228 00:14:22,939 --> 00:14:23,940 Not to get too graphic... 229 00:14:24,025 --> 00:14:26,443 Yes, spare me the details. 230 00:14:30,572 --> 00:14:32,199 Oh, then again. 231 00:14:32,283 --> 00:14:34,618 Once a business woman, always a business woman. 232 00:14:34,701 --> 00:14:37,579 So, what... What are you gonna give me in return... 233 00:14:37,663 --> 00:14:39,165 for my cooperation? 234 00:14:42,043 --> 00:14:43,502 Right, she's dead to me. 235 00:15:27,559 --> 00:15:28,894 Yoo-hoo? 236 00:15:36,513 --> 00:15:38,224 Yes! 237 00:16:28,878 --> 00:16:32,052 _ 238 00:16:32,299 --> 00:16:33,746 Autograph time, Mr. C. 239 00:16:39,868 --> 00:16:41,953 Why does this week's menu say... 240 00:16:42,037 --> 00:16:44,665 "truffle cheesesteak" and "surf and turf"? 241 00:16:44,748 --> 00:16:50,022 I thought I'd pimp up the words to boost morale. It's still slop. 242 00:16:50,105 --> 00:16:52,589 Change it back. What's next? 243 00:16:52,673 --> 00:16:55,176 Uh... tonight's movie night pick. 244 00:16:57,144 --> 00:16:59,271 - The Wiz? - How'd that get in there? 245 00:16:59,355 --> 00:17:02,441 Isn't that the one where Diana Ross plays a 12-year-old? 246 00:17:02,525 --> 00:17:05,152 Well, Tom Hanks plays a 12-year-old in Big. 247 00:17:05,235 --> 00:17:07,279 Yeah, well, that was part of the premise. 248 00:17:07,363 --> 00:17:09,448 But, man... 249 00:17:09,532 --> 00:17:10,991 the costumes? 250 00:17:11,074 --> 00:17:13,494 People in the '70s were just more creative. 251 00:17:13,577 --> 00:17:15,788 And not to get all political with you, 252 00:17:15,871 --> 00:17:19,041 but the past 11 movies have all been romantic comedies 253 00:17:19,124 --> 00:17:20,668 starring white people. 254 00:17:20,751 --> 00:17:24,254 Because the past 11 movies came from a box of VHS tapes 255 00:17:24,337 --> 00:17:26,424 that Fig pulled out of her basement. 256 00:17:26,507 --> 00:17:28,533 Do we even have a copy of The Wiz? 257 00:17:28,616 --> 00:17:31,887 Yeah, I found one in the library, under "Ethnic." 258 00:17:31,970 --> 00:17:34,378 People need positive role models around here. 259 00:17:34,462 --> 00:17:37,017 Take Dorothy, for example, 260 00:17:37,100 --> 00:17:41,939 an inner-city school teacher who learns how to ease on down the road, 261 00:17:42,022 --> 00:17:43,982 makes friends with lions and robots, 262 00:17:44,066 --> 00:17:47,695 and frees a bunch of slaves using... 263 00:17:47,778 --> 00:17:49,988 peaceful resistance, i.e... 264 00:17:50,989 --> 00:17:52,700 dance! 265 00:17:52,783 --> 00:17:55,828 If you can live with the fact that everyone is gonna blame you 266 00:17:55,911 --> 00:17:57,913 when they're miserable tonight... 267 00:17:57,996 --> 00:17:59,707 - you can have The Wiz. - Thank you. 268 00:17:59,790 --> 00:18:01,417 Now, ease on out of here. 269 00:18:01,500 --> 00:18:03,210 Yes, sir, I'm out of this bitch. 270 00:18:22,270 --> 00:18:25,691 You know, I saw Humps taking her to the guard house yesterday. Alone. 271 00:18:27,901 --> 00:18:30,278 It's too soon to be pregnant puking. 272 00:18:30,362 --> 00:18:31,989 I didn't say he fucked her. 273 00:18:32,072 --> 00:18:33,449 Well, why else? 274 00:18:33,858 --> 00:18:34,825 Dude's weird. 275 00:18:36,827 --> 00:18:39,497 He came over to my place last week, we have a couple of drinks, 276 00:18:39,580 --> 00:18:40,748 and this cockroach crawls out. 277 00:18:40,831 --> 00:18:43,291 But instead of stepping on it, he... 278 00:18:43,375 --> 00:18:44,376 put it in the blender. 279 00:18:46,462 --> 00:18:48,046 He's probably fucking Ramos, though. 280 00:18:49,548 --> 00:18:52,468 - You boys are all teenagers. - Hey, I didn't do anything! 281 00:18:52,551 --> 00:18:55,763 It's like when a dude date rapes a girl at a frat house. 282 00:18:55,846 --> 00:18:58,223 - It's everyone's fault. - Exactly. 283 00:18:58,306 --> 00:19:00,643 'Cause we're in a brotherhood. Even you, McCullough. 284 00:19:00,726 --> 00:19:03,562 And Humps, he's just our weirdo roach-liquefying kid brother. 285 00:19:04,396 --> 00:19:06,857 Maybe Ramos was causing trouble, right? 286 00:19:06,940 --> 00:19:09,679 Or... or Humps was having a bad day. We don't know. 287 00:19:10,152 --> 00:19:11,236 What we do know is, 288 00:19:11,319 --> 00:19:15,157 we're the ones on the ground making the tough calls every day. 289 00:19:19,578 --> 00:19:21,090 I mean, it's not like we have any proof. 290 00:19:21,115 --> 00:19:22,021 Yeah. 291 00:19:22,080 --> 00:19:23,957 He could have been making her a sandwich for all we know. 292 00:19:24,667 --> 00:19:25,876 Yeah. 293 00:19:34,134 --> 00:19:37,846 I don't know about this time machine, but in my experience, 294 00:19:37,930 --> 00:19:40,098 people travel through wormholes. 295 00:19:41,308 --> 00:19:43,393 I thought your book was fictional. 296 00:19:43,476 --> 00:19:44,477 No. 297 00:19:44,562 --> 00:19:48,655 Uh, the emotions were fictional, but the science was real. 298 00:19:49,149 --> 00:19:51,359 Well, I know where I'd wormhole back to. 299 00:19:52,528 --> 00:19:53,696 My wedding day. 300 00:19:54,404 --> 00:19:57,825 Oh, I would live that over and over again. 301 00:19:59,117 --> 00:20:01,369 Especially the lovemaking part. 302 00:20:02,788 --> 00:20:05,799 Oh, we were so connected for that hour. 303 00:20:06,124 --> 00:20:08,085 Our skin was touching. 304 00:20:08,961 --> 00:20:13,073 And our brains weren't distracted or suspicious... 305 00:20:13,156 --> 00:20:14,424 nothing. 306 00:20:17,385 --> 00:20:20,097 Did I tell you that he's been spending time with my sister? 307 00:20:20,180 --> 00:20:22,224 - I told you that already? No? - Uh-uh... 308 00:20:22,307 --> 00:20:24,434 Oh, yeah, they're friends now. 309 00:20:24,517 --> 00:20:26,645 Yeah. Yeah, that's a thing. 310 00:20:26,729 --> 00:20:30,566 You know, just them... hanging out together, all the time. 311 00:20:37,364 --> 00:20:39,658 Oh, my, I'm sorry. 312 00:20:39,742 --> 00:20:41,660 What about you? 313 00:20:41,744 --> 00:20:44,454 When would you go back to? 314 00:20:45,538 --> 00:20:48,667 I think I'd go back to that night outside the broom closet. 315 00:20:48,751 --> 00:20:51,879 Oh... with the ex? 316 00:20:51,962 --> 00:20:53,631 Yeah... Yo. 317 00:20:54,715 --> 00:20:58,844 We were supposed to do the dance with no pants, but... 318 00:20:58,927 --> 00:21:00,428 chickened out. 319 00:21:00,512 --> 00:21:03,766 Oh, well, you weren't ready. That's okay. 320 00:21:03,849 --> 00:21:06,602 Turns out, she's crazier than me. 321 00:21:08,771 --> 00:21:11,523 I... Than I... 322 00:21:11,607 --> 00:21:13,525 Yeah. 323 00:21:13,609 --> 00:21:16,403 I caught her once making a portrait of me out of hair. 324 00:21:16,486 --> 00:21:19,114 And I'm pretty sure it was my hair. 325 00:21:19,197 --> 00:21:22,701 Like, she stole... my hair. 326 00:21:23,354 --> 00:21:25,537 Isn't that kind of flattering, though? 327 00:21:27,455 --> 00:21:32,127 What if I missed my only chance to get physical with another person? 328 00:21:32,544 --> 00:21:35,313 You don't need a time machine for that. 329 00:21:36,173 --> 00:21:39,009 That closet is right where you left it. 330 00:21:48,936 --> 00:21:51,521 I forgot what my hips look like. 331 00:21:52,690 --> 00:21:54,607 You could borrow my wedges when we get home. 332 00:21:55,651 --> 00:21:59,112 I'm not staying with you. I only wrote that for the paperwork. 333 00:21:59,196 --> 00:22:00,322 Oh. 334 00:22:01,614 --> 00:22:02,866 Okay. 335 00:22:19,549 --> 00:22:23,053 You can't send clothes in care packages. CO will send them back. 336 00:22:23,136 --> 00:22:26,681 Please, like I would ever shop for Cesar. 337 00:22:26,765 --> 00:22:28,058 He's so picky. 338 00:22:29,059 --> 00:22:30,393 You got a brother or something? 339 00:22:30,477 --> 00:22:31,770 No. 340 00:22:33,188 --> 00:22:34,439 Loose as a shoelace. 341 00:22:36,483 --> 00:22:38,526 Cesar got, like, ten years. 342 00:22:38,610 --> 00:22:39,694 I'm supposed to be a nun? 343 00:22:39,778 --> 00:22:43,656 That's fucked up. That man did good by you. 344 00:22:43,741 --> 00:22:45,784 Why you so mad? 345 00:22:45,868 --> 00:22:47,953 It's not like Cesar was ever straight with you, 346 00:22:48,036 --> 00:22:50,038 even before you went away. 347 00:22:50,122 --> 00:22:52,043 But suddenly you his big defender? 348 00:22:52,126 --> 00:22:53,583 Men are stupid. 349 00:22:53,666 --> 00:22:56,419 And their peckers all got ADD, what? 350 00:22:56,503 --> 00:23:00,590 For the record, if you hadn't gone down, I probably wouldn't be in the picture. 351 00:23:00,673 --> 00:23:02,760 I went away because I took the heat for him! 352 00:23:02,843 --> 00:23:06,221 Because that's what you do when you love somebody. 353 00:23:06,304 --> 00:23:07,680 But I guess you wouldn't get that. 354 00:23:07,765 --> 00:23:12,352 Hey! I love Cesar, but I also love myself, 355 00:23:12,435 --> 00:23:16,356 and I love my baby, and it don't do me nor her no damn good 356 00:23:16,439 --> 00:23:18,025 if my ass is in prison. 357 00:23:18,108 --> 00:23:19,692 You're a fucking bitch! 358 00:23:19,777 --> 00:23:22,529 A fucking bitch who borrowed a car 359 00:23:22,612 --> 00:23:24,364 to come and get your ungrateful, 360 00:23:24,447 --> 00:23:27,492 old-school, low self-esteem ass from upstate 361 00:23:27,575 --> 00:23:28,743 and bring her to my home? 362 00:23:28,827 --> 00:23:30,203 You know what? 363 00:23:31,789 --> 00:23:33,165 I'm out of here. 364 00:23:35,167 --> 00:23:37,961 Miss, you gotta pay for that. 365 00:23:55,228 --> 00:23:57,522 Shit. 366 00:24:02,277 --> 00:24:03,611 - It's a musical? - Mmm-hmm. 367 00:24:03,695 --> 00:24:04,696 Yeah! 368 00:24:04,779 --> 00:24:07,782 That's why I don't know it, 'cause it's gay. 369 00:24:07,866 --> 00:24:10,452 You gay now... with Judy. 370 00:24:12,370 --> 00:24:15,248 Correction, I'm fake gay... 371 00:24:15,332 --> 00:24:18,501 with a beautiful human who's making it rain for all of us. 372 00:24:18,585 --> 00:24:20,587 Mmm-mmm. Ain't raining in my world... 373 00:24:20,670 --> 00:24:22,589 until I see money in my commissary account. 374 00:24:22,672 --> 00:24:25,926 - Mmm. - Janae, it's coming. 375 00:24:26,009 --> 00:24:28,470 In the meantime, feel it. 376 00:24:28,553 --> 00:24:31,932 Wealth is a state of mind, not some number in a bank account. 377 00:24:32,015 --> 00:24:34,977 - Money talk. - Ah, it's so boring. 378 00:24:35,060 --> 00:24:37,062 Mmm-hmm. 379 00:24:38,063 --> 00:24:40,315 Oh, no, it's cool, ain't nobody looking. 380 00:24:40,398 --> 00:24:42,192 Oh, no, this is not for the guards. 381 00:24:42,275 --> 00:24:44,277 It's about my chocolate love. 382 00:24:47,614 --> 00:24:49,782 Oh, come on, y'all, I was just kidding. 383 00:24:49,867 --> 00:24:51,952 Lord. 384 00:24:52,035 --> 00:24:54,037 All right, so what are we all talking about? 385 00:24:54,121 --> 00:24:58,166 How Caputo did me a solid, and let me pick movie night tonight! 386 00:24:58,250 --> 00:24:59,877 - No! - I hate The Wiz. 387 00:24:59,960 --> 00:25:01,669 Sorry, am I allowed to say that? 388 00:25:01,753 --> 00:25:03,255 Mmm, it's cool. 389 00:25:03,338 --> 00:25:04,839 - Me, too. - Oh, my gosh. 390 00:25:04,923 --> 00:25:07,134 Come on, the beginning is so boring. 391 00:25:07,217 --> 00:25:09,928 Like, when they're all eating ham, and Diana Ross is just complaining 392 00:25:10,012 --> 00:25:12,222 about how she's never been below 125th Street. 393 00:25:12,305 --> 00:25:13,723 Hold up, hold up. 394 00:25:13,806 --> 00:25:16,268 You telling me, the premise of The Wiz is 395 00:25:16,351 --> 00:25:18,520 some bitch ain't never gone below 125th Street? 396 00:25:18,603 --> 00:25:20,480 Diana Ross, not "some bitch." 397 00:25:20,563 --> 00:25:21,606 - Right? - Respect! 398 00:25:21,689 --> 00:25:23,901 I mean, ain't there, like, dancing subway pillars, 399 00:25:23,984 --> 00:25:26,069 and weird glow-in-the-dark graffiti everywhere? 400 00:25:26,153 --> 00:25:28,071 I mean, the production values are so cheesy. 401 00:25:28,155 --> 00:25:31,408 Look, I'm sorry, T, I'm gonna have to side with my girl on this. 402 00:25:31,491 --> 00:25:32,700 The Wiz is kinda lame. 403 00:25:32,784 --> 00:25:34,244 I like The Wiz. 404 00:25:34,885 --> 00:25:37,872 See? Somebody's on my side. 405 00:25:37,956 --> 00:25:40,042 What about that part when Glinda the Good Witch 406 00:25:40,125 --> 00:25:44,337 comes floating in on her magic bubble, and her skin's all white and sparkly? 407 00:25:44,421 --> 00:25:47,257 That's the white people version. 408 00:25:47,340 --> 00:25:49,342 The Wizard of Oz! 409 00:25:50,093 --> 00:25:51,386 Oh. 410 00:25:51,469 --> 00:25:53,221 Well, I like that one. 411 00:26:01,438 --> 00:26:03,231 Damn this arthritis. 412 00:26:03,315 --> 00:26:05,275 It helps if I take little steps. 413 00:26:25,003 --> 00:26:26,838 Don't I get some privacy? 414 00:26:27,630 --> 00:26:28,923 Gotta cuff you first. 415 00:26:29,007 --> 00:26:30,800 Oh, of course. 416 00:26:30,883 --> 00:26:32,302 Shackle away. 417 00:26:43,188 --> 00:26:44,982 Our poop is gonna go down there? 418 00:26:45,065 --> 00:26:46,608 Beats me. 419 00:26:46,691 --> 00:26:49,569 Everything I know about plumbing, I learned from playing Mario Brothers. 420 00:26:50,612 --> 00:26:53,031 It was that black girl who works in Caputo's office. 421 00:26:53,115 --> 00:26:54,992 The terrorist one with the turban? 422 00:26:55,075 --> 00:26:56,368 - No. - Cocoa puffs? 423 00:26:56,451 --> 00:26:57,995 No, no, the one with the fancy watch. 424 00:26:58,078 --> 00:27:00,080 I heard her bragging about it in the cafeteria. 425 00:27:00,163 --> 00:27:02,054 First the Dominicans take the TV room, 426 00:27:02,079 --> 00:27:04,275 now the blacks are controlling the movies. 427 00:27:04,334 --> 00:27:06,336 We should host our own film festival, 428 00:27:06,419 --> 00:27:09,047 that celebrates the accomplishments of white people. 429 00:27:09,131 --> 00:27:10,173 But that'll be hard, though, 430 00:27:10,257 --> 00:27:12,759 because Morgan Freeman's in, like, everything. 431 00:27:12,842 --> 00:27:14,094 Fuckin' Morgan Freeman. 432 00:27:16,471 --> 00:27:18,098 I think I owe you an apology. 433 00:27:19,266 --> 00:27:21,351 For enabling you out in the corn. 434 00:27:21,434 --> 00:27:23,686 What happens in the corn stays in the corn, right? 435 00:27:24,729 --> 00:27:26,273 I can't stop thinking about it. 436 00:27:26,356 --> 00:27:28,316 Oh, that's what you can't stop thinking about? 437 00:27:28,400 --> 00:27:30,110 How about Vause chop suey-ing a guy? 438 00:27:30,193 --> 00:27:31,933 It seems like that's a much bigger headline 439 00:27:31,958 --> 00:27:33,095 than my short fall off the wagon. 440 00:27:33,155 --> 00:27:34,671 I'm trying to say I'm worried about you. 441 00:27:34,754 --> 00:27:36,509 Are you?. Or are you attempting to assuage 442 00:27:36,534 --> 00:27:37,891 some of that guilt you've been carrying around? 443 00:27:38,442 --> 00:27:39,494 Can it be both? 444 00:27:40,870 --> 00:27:42,289 Man... 445 00:27:43,290 --> 00:27:46,418 I screwed up long before our time in the corn, Chapman, all right? 446 00:27:46,501 --> 00:27:48,586 It's not on you. 447 00:27:48,670 --> 00:27:52,006 The really fucked up thing is I had three years clean before that, 448 00:27:52,090 --> 00:27:53,716 and now I'm back to zero. 449 00:27:53,800 --> 00:27:55,968 Like, whoosh, the whole thing never happened. 450 00:27:56,053 --> 00:27:58,430 No, three years clean is something. That's not nothing. 451 00:27:58,513 --> 00:28:00,557 How do I forgive myself for doing that? 452 00:28:00,640 --> 00:28:02,725 That's my million dollar fucking question, right? 453 00:28:10,650 --> 00:28:12,820 Back it up, you know you're not allowed to be in here. 454 00:28:13,361 --> 00:28:17,282 You're not allowed to eat soba noodles without a little scallion. 455 00:28:17,365 --> 00:28:20,993 Fresh from the garden. Added a little ginger, too. 456 00:28:22,204 --> 00:28:23,288 Thanks. 457 00:28:23,371 --> 00:28:25,623 I've noticed you always bring home-cooked lunches. 458 00:28:25,707 --> 00:28:31,213 Good for you. Most of the guards eat Hot Pockets or S'mores Pop Tarts, 459 00:28:31,296 --> 00:28:33,005 but you're a gourmet. 460 00:28:33,090 --> 00:28:34,716 Yeah, I used to eat like them. 461 00:28:34,799 --> 00:28:35,967 But then I started watching 462 00:28:36,050 --> 00:28:38,845 those cooking competition shows and got obsessed. 463 00:28:38,928 --> 00:28:40,305 Now, I can't stomach that crap. 464 00:28:40,388 --> 00:28:41,598 Me neither. 465 00:28:41,681 --> 00:28:44,117 Something else I can't stomach... 466 00:28:44,601 --> 00:28:48,355 watching friends of mine succumb to certain temptations. 467 00:28:49,356 --> 00:28:51,023 Chemical temptations. 468 00:28:53,943 --> 00:28:55,820 I wouldn't know what inmates do in private. 469 00:28:55,903 --> 00:28:57,155 Of course. 470 00:28:57,239 --> 00:28:59,157 Neither does Piscatella. 471 00:28:59,241 --> 00:29:03,995 In fact, he has no idea about this curious cycle of redistribution 472 00:29:04,079 --> 00:29:05,788 going on behind his back. 473 00:29:05,872 --> 00:29:08,040 One little baggie frisked from this inmate, 474 00:29:08,125 --> 00:29:10,293 resold to that inmate. 475 00:29:12,504 --> 00:29:14,172 Out against the fence. 476 00:29:14,256 --> 00:29:15,673 Now! 477 00:29:15,757 --> 00:29:17,342 Let's go! 478 00:29:19,302 --> 00:29:21,888 Who the fuck you think you are, old lady? 479 00:29:21,971 --> 00:29:26,184 Walkin' around here like you own the place, threatenin' me. 480 00:29:26,268 --> 00:29:28,728 Well, I know you can't threaten me, 481 00:29:28,811 --> 00:29:30,438 at least not with the SHU. 482 00:29:30,522 --> 00:29:32,732 I've been tryin' to get reservations down there for weeks, 483 00:29:32,815 --> 00:29:34,474 but it's all booked up. 484 00:29:35,443 --> 00:29:36,542 Who told you that? 485 00:29:37,154 --> 00:29:38,613 Old ladies, you know. 486 00:29:38,696 --> 00:29:42,867 We have bad hearing, and yet we know all the gossip. 487 00:29:43,701 --> 00:29:44,827 What is this? 488 00:29:46,621 --> 00:29:48,331 - Are you lookin' to buy? - No. 489 00:29:48,415 --> 00:29:51,083 I don't want to buy. I want to embargo. 490 00:30:05,265 --> 00:30:06,391 I was thinking. 491 00:30:06,474 --> 00:30:09,060 There are certain physical experiences on this planet 492 00:30:09,144 --> 00:30:11,479 that every living person should have. 493 00:30:11,563 --> 00:30:14,899 And I know I freaked out in the woods, 494 00:30:14,982 --> 00:30:18,695 but real dinner is better than fake gingerbread and wood rot. 495 00:30:18,778 --> 00:30:21,906 That said, I will admit that sometimes at night, 496 00:30:21,989 --> 00:30:25,868 I do touch the inside of my arm and the soft part of my earlobe, 497 00:30:25,952 --> 00:30:27,204 and I get this... 498 00:30:28,580 --> 00:30:29,622 tingly feeling. 499 00:30:29,706 --> 00:30:34,377 And, okay, I did suspect you of pooping in the shower 500 00:30:34,461 --> 00:30:37,964 which is way worse than peeing outside a bunk, for the record, 501 00:30:38,047 --> 00:30:40,258 but you didn't leave me poop... 502 00:30:42,885 --> 00:30:44,429 You left me gifts. 503 00:30:45,555 --> 00:30:48,015 Like hair portraits. 504 00:30:50,059 --> 00:30:55,190 Anyhow, I'm... really confused about all this, but... 505 00:30:57,275 --> 00:31:01,153 if you might, maybe, perhaps... 506 00:31:01,238 --> 00:31:05,032 want to try the broom closet thing again... 507 00:31:05,700 --> 00:31:07,166 I... 508 00:31:07,827 --> 00:31:08,870 might... 509 00:31:09,912 --> 00:31:11,248 maybe... 510 00:31:12,415 --> 00:31:13,708 perhaps... 511 00:31:15,274 --> 00:31:16,275 be open to it. 512 00:31:19,922 --> 00:31:21,466 That's it. Okay, bye. 513 00:31:24,261 --> 00:31:26,679 I was thinking during movie night. Okay, bye. 514 00:31:27,930 --> 00:31:31,242 Hey! I've been meaning to ask you about your wormhole theory. 515 00:31:31,326 --> 00:31:33,245 See, on paper... 516 00:31:33,770 --> 00:31:35,772 it's sound, right? 517 00:31:35,855 --> 00:31:38,316 But in real life, that is flawed. 518 00:31:38,400 --> 00:31:42,404 You might be using too much tin foil on the time machine. 519 00:31:42,487 --> 00:31:44,920 Messes with the electromagnetic radiation. 520 00:31:45,323 --> 00:31:47,492 Next time, try wax paper. 521 00:31:47,575 --> 00:31:50,036 Oh, thanks for the tip. 522 00:31:51,829 --> 00:31:52,830 Wow. 523 00:31:56,167 --> 00:31:59,379 - Can I have a seat? - No, you can talk to me while standing. 524 00:31:59,462 --> 00:32:01,958 Okay, well, speaking of standing, um... 525 00:32:02,965 --> 00:32:04,884 I feel obligated to voice... 526 00:32:06,135 --> 00:32:07,387 to voice my concern... 527 00:32:08,513 --> 00:32:11,891 over some of the practices that have been happening around here lately. 528 00:32:12,730 --> 00:32:14,352 Uh, you know, not my concern... 529 00:32:15,353 --> 00:32:16,702 my outrage. 530 00:32:17,355 --> 00:32:19,941 My moral outrage, to be honest with you. 531 00:32:20,858 --> 00:32:23,653 Okay, uh... Please, be honest. 532 00:32:24,737 --> 00:32:26,698 This Flores thing, for example. 533 00:32:28,240 --> 00:32:32,495 It is cruel and gross and humiliating. 534 00:32:32,579 --> 00:32:34,539 It's like putting somebody in the stocks. 535 00:32:34,622 --> 00:32:37,334 Plus, standing for prolonged periods of time 536 00:32:37,417 --> 00:32:40,753 causes irreversible joint and back pain. 537 00:32:40,837 --> 00:32:45,425 Well, maybe her noble heritage gives her extra strong joints. 538 00:32:46,468 --> 00:32:48,386 I get the irony of the situation. 539 00:32:48,886 --> 00:32:52,515 Next, you're gonna tell me that gangs help provide order and safety? 540 00:32:52,870 --> 00:32:55,017 Look, I know what it's like to fuck up. 541 00:32:55,101 --> 00:32:57,937 I know what it's like to cross a line and then wish, retroactively, 542 00:32:58,020 --> 00:32:59,021 that you hadn't. 543 00:32:59,105 --> 00:33:03,915 And it's a shitty, shitty feeling. 544 00:33:04,402 --> 00:33:06,696 And I wish that somebody had told me a very long time ago 545 00:33:06,779 --> 00:33:08,550 that it's okay to just... 546 00:33:08,990 --> 00:33:09,950 stop. 547 00:33:10,658 --> 00:33:12,327 To just back down. 548 00:33:14,245 --> 00:33:16,838 To not be so stubborn or worried about appearing weak. 549 00:33:17,999 --> 00:33:20,251 You're right, I did mess up. 550 00:33:21,461 --> 00:33:23,683 I allowed you to think you have some sort 551 00:33:23,708 --> 00:33:25,697 of special privilege around here... 552 00:33:25,757 --> 00:33:26,799 which you don't. 553 00:33:27,029 --> 00:33:31,074 In fact, the next time you care to express something to me... 554 00:33:31,763 --> 00:33:33,390 you can write me a letter... 555 00:33:35,057 --> 00:33:37,226 and then shove it up your tight, little heinie. 556 00:33:42,106 --> 00:33:43,358 Get out of my office. 557 00:33:45,902 --> 00:33:46,903 Out! 558 00:33:49,614 --> 00:33:52,534 And after you got the camera to Burset, 559 00:33:52,617 --> 00:33:55,787 how were you gonna get the photo out? 560 00:33:55,870 --> 00:33:58,623 That ten-year-old Motorola didn't even have Internet. 561 00:34:00,249 --> 00:34:02,043 I have my ways. 562 00:34:02,126 --> 00:34:03,127 Oh. 563 00:34:03,210 --> 00:34:04,962 Well, don't ever become a spy. 564 00:34:05,046 --> 00:34:07,298 Sophia is falling apart down here. 565 00:34:08,466 --> 00:34:10,217 At least I didn't stand by idly. 566 00:34:10,301 --> 00:34:12,303 So, if you want to punish me for having a... 567 00:34:12,387 --> 00:34:14,889 a conscience, then, fine. 568 00:34:14,972 --> 00:34:17,517 I am not punishing you for your conscience. 569 00:34:17,600 --> 00:34:21,979 I am punishing you because you assaulted another inmate, 570 00:34:22,063 --> 00:34:24,774 you smuggled contraband, 571 00:34:24,857 --> 00:34:28,403 and you conspired to leak private information. 572 00:34:28,486 --> 00:34:29,946 You made your bed, Sister. 573 00:34:31,322 --> 00:34:32,657 Now you're gonna lie in it. 574 00:34:34,158 --> 00:34:36,869 Any idea how long, exactly? 575 00:34:59,391 --> 00:35:00,602 Burset! 576 00:35:07,191 --> 00:35:08,985 Yep. 577 00:35:09,068 --> 00:35:10,945 - Oh, that is so true, yo. - But, right? 578 00:35:11,028 --> 00:35:14,532 My moms is in love with him, like, in love. 579 00:35:14,616 --> 00:35:16,063 - Hey. - Hey. 580 00:35:16,147 --> 00:35:19,496 Hey, we were just talking about how all Latinas love Morrissey. 581 00:35:19,579 --> 00:35:20,872 Yeah, that's funny. 582 00:35:20,955 --> 00:35:22,686 Maybe it's the hair. 583 00:35:22,771 --> 00:35:24,792 - Totally! That pompadour. - Yeah, the... Yeah. 584 00:35:24,876 --> 00:35:27,003 - Wow. - Oh, shit. You do nails? 585 00:35:27,336 --> 00:35:28,337 My mom did. 586 00:35:28,420 --> 00:35:29,922 I think I do more, like, designs, 587 00:35:30,006 --> 00:35:32,299 patterns, little bunnies, things like that. 588 00:35:32,383 --> 00:35:34,135 Oh, could you do mine, but, like, 589 00:35:34,218 --> 00:35:36,971 alternate it with, like, bunnies and skulls, so, like, 590 00:35:37,054 --> 00:35:39,641 every other finger's, like, bunny, skull, bunny, skull? 591 00:35:39,724 --> 00:35:41,809 Yeah, that should be cool. 592 00:35:49,651 --> 00:35:51,653 Sorry. Should I just come back later? 593 00:35:52,654 --> 00:35:54,280 You can stay. 594 00:35:54,363 --> 00:35:55,698 Unless it's gonna be a problem. 595 00:35:58,868 --> 00:36:00,620 Nah, it's fine. 596 00:36:05,958 --> 00:36:07,919 So, what do you want first, like, a bunny or a skull? 597 00:36:08,002 --> 00:36:09,754 Skull, obviously. 598 00:36:22,183 --> 00:36:23,350 Yo, Jazmina! 599 00:36:24,393 --> 00:36:26,145 Open up, it's me! 600 00:36:31,568 --> 00:36:33,027 You a ghost all of a sudden? 601 00:36:34,821 --> 00:36:37,699 I had to get Cesar's baby mama to pick me up, 602 00:36:37,782 --> 00:36:40,506 'cause my own damn cousin is too busy to pick up her phone? 603 00:36:40,993 --> 00:36:44,330 I've been callin' you for weeks. Where the fuck you been at? 604 00:36:44,413 --> 00:36:47,054 Ever since we switched to the family plan, 605 00:36:47,139 --> 00:36:48,543 my phone's been acting weird. 606 00:36:49,544 --> 00:36:50,962 Wow, so you out now? 607 00:36:51,045 --> 00:36:53,047 No, I escaped like Houdini. 608 00:36:56,258 --> 00:36:58,219 Now tell me what's up. 609 00:36:58,302 --> 00:36:59,929 You know Domingo? 610 00:37:00,972 --> 00:37:02,431 That midget from the bodega? 611 00:37:02,514 --> 00:37:03,600 Uh-huh. 612 00:37:03,683 --> 00:37:06,561 Yeah, he's getting scuba certified all month, 613 00:37:06,644 --> 00:37:10,106 so he gave me these VCRs to unload. 614 00:37:10,189 --> 00:37:15,236 This whole planned obsolescence thing is really screwing me up. 615 00:37:15,319 --> 00:37:17,614 Yo, Jazmina, what the hell you talkin' about? 616 00:37:17,697 --> 00:37:19,624 You ain't even making any sense. 617 00:37:20,324 --> 00:37:21,492 I'm just happy to see you. 618 00:37:23,620 --> 00:37:25,997 Yo, we should get some of that champagne soda! 619 00:37:26,080 --> 00:37:27,206 Right? Celebrate! 620 00:37:27,289 --> 00:37:29,792 Yeah, no, I ain't got no time to celebrate right now. 621 00:37:29,876 --> 00:37:30,960 Where's my sock? 622 00:37:31,043 --> 00:37:32,962 I already used up all the cash they gave me. 623 00:37:33,045 --> 00:37:36,215 All right, here's the thing. 624 00:37:36,298 --> 00:37:38,171 My asthma been acting up. 625 00:37:38,196 --> 00:37:41,327 I had to go to the ER, which wasn't cheap. 626 00:37:42,388 --> 00:37:44,348 And then last month, KK got arrested. 627 00:37:45,474 --> 00:37:48,352 Some stupid DUI, but they took him all the way up to Rikers 628 00:37:48,435 --> 00:37:50,938 and claimed that he had, like, all these other charges. 629 00:37:51,022 --> 00:37:53,190 Bail was real expensive, you know? 630 00:37:55,026 --> 00:37:57,444 We weren't expecting you for another few more months. 631 00:37:58,946 --> 00:38:02,116 - You spent it. - Borrowed. I borrowed it. 632 00:38:02,199 --> 00:38:05,327 - You stupid, selfish cunt! - Hey! We family. 633 00:38:05,411 --> 00:38:06,954 Yeah, we family! 634 00:38:07,038 --> 00:38:09,540 That's why I gave you everything I fucking had! 635 00:38:14,003 --> 00:38:17,924 What about my clothes? My shoes? You sell those, too? 636 00:38:18,007 --> 00:38:19,050 No. 637 00:38:20,509 --> 00:38:21,803 Not your shoes. 638 00:38:21,886 --> 00:38:23,846 How fuckin' stupid can you be? 639 00:38:25,848 --> 00:38:27,934 I'm getting out of prison. 640 00:38:28,017 --> 00:38:29,936 You think I wouldn't need any cash? 641 00:38:30,019 --> 00:38:31,478 You think I wouldn't need clothes? 642 00:38:31,562 --> 00:38:34,065 I'm gonna pay you back for everything, I swear. 643 00:38:37,318 --> 00:38:39,570 Yo, if you want, I could hook you up with Domingo. 644 00:38:40,487 --> 00:38:42,114 You know, get you back on your feet? 645 00:38:43,407 --> 00:38:46,327 Meantime, you know you can crash here as long as you need. 646 00:38:46,948 --> 00:38:48,120 Come on, we can share the bed. 647 00:38:49,121 --> 00:38:50,873 You know, like old times. 648 00:38:56,713 --> 00:38:57,922 So, when are we gonna make a move 649 00:38:58,005 --> 00:39:00,049 on the water fountains between B and C dorms? 650 00:39:00,132 --> 00:39:02,176 I mean, if we wait too long, the Dominicans are gonna grab it. 651 00:39:02,760 --> 00:39:05,262 Also, we need to talk about where to stand in the yard. 652 00:39:05,346 --> 00:39:06,723 I found this spot over by the dumpsters, 653 00:39:06,806 --> 00:39:09,225 but I know Sankey thinks we should stand somewhere with more visibility. 654 00:39:09,308 --> 00:39:11,185 Sankey is so driven. 655 00:39:11,268 --> 00:39:12,311 I know, right? 656 00:39:12,394 --> 00:39:13,645 Sankey? 657 00:39:14,271 --> 00:39:15,898 - She on construction? - Yeah. 658 00:39:15,982 --> 00:39:19,151 She's actually a lot like you used to be, all in charge and stuff, 659 00:39:19,235 --> 00:39:21,821 but also really, um... 660 00:39:21,904 --> 00:39:22,905 charisma. 661 00:39:22,989 --> 00:39:24,741 And she has amazing hair, like gold. 662 00:39:24,824 --> 00:39:27,493 And she's, like, the funniest person you've ever met. 663 00:39:31,288 --> 00:39:33,750 Wait a minute, did we talk about this? 664 00:39:33,833 --> 00:39:36,085 I used to collect troll dolls... 665 00:39:48,555 --> 00:39:51,100 Hey, schnookums. 666 00:39:51,183 --> 00:39:53,435 - Looking for somethin'? - Uh, yeah, man. 667 00:39:53,519 --> 00:39:54,896 I'm lookin' for those letters I wrote you. 668 00:39:54,979 --> 00:39:57,398 I'm hopin' to recycle them into "fuck you" origami. 669 00:39:57,481 --> 00:40:01,277 Oh, you can't fool me. Origami doesn't have words. 670 00:40:01,754 --> 00:40:03,029 Hi, by the way. 671 00:40:03,112 --> 00:40:05,614 Come on, man, just... 672 00:40:06,824 --> 00:40:09,911 don't make this any more humiliating than it has to be, all right? 673 00:40:09,994 --> 00:40:11,913 My blood sugar's crashing. 674 00:40:11,996 --> 00:40:13,289 I need some sweet relief. 675 00:40:13,956 --> 00:40:16,250 I thought you were sober. 676 00:40:16,333 --> 00:40:18,753 Yeah, well, things change. 677 00:40:19,545 --> 00:40:21,130 Jesus Christ! 678 00:40:21,213 --> 00:40:23,090 I brought you back here like two minutes ago. 679 00:40:23,174 --> 00:40:26,343 What do you mean, you brought me back up here? 680 00:40:26,427 --> 00:40:29,346 What does that mean? You had a hand in me comin' up the hill? 681 00:40:29,430 --> 00:40:34,643 Uh, well, not a hand so much as... 682 00:40:34,726 --> 00:40:37,563 uh, other body parts. 683 00:40:38,355 --> 00:40:39,899 No comprende. 684 00:40:41,567 --> 00:40:43,485 I, uh... 685 00:40:43,569 --> 00:40:45,654 I fucked Judy King. 686 00:40:46,823 --> 00:40:50,159 - The old chef lady? - Yeah, it was very Harold and Maude. 687 00:40:50,242 --> 00:40:53,830 Except you're 30 and broke. I mean, has she killed herself yet? 688 00:40:55,164 --> 00:40:58,417 Uh, we are talkin' about, uh, Judy King, the celebrity, right? 689 00:40:58,500 --> 00:41:00,878 Not some scabby, toothless crack whore by the same name? 690 00:41:00,962 --> 00:41:03,422 Celebrity chef. My lover. 691 00:41:04,381 --> 00:41:05,967 And afterwards, uh... 692 00:41:06,050 --> 00:41:10,054 she paid off some fancy lawyer who called Caputo... 693 00:41:10,137 --> 00:41:14,475 and some other backdoor politics thing that I don't fully understand. 694 00:41:15,476 --> 00:41:16,936 What'd you do that for? 695 00:41:18,520 --> 00:41:20,647 You in love with me or something? 696 00:41:22,316 --> 00:41:23,525 No. 697 00:41:25,111 --> 00:41:26,821 Uh, you could say "thank you." 698 00:41:26,904 --> 00:41:28,114 For what? 699 00:41:29,156 --> 00:41:31,617 Ruining my life, then un-ruining it? 700 00:41:33,202 --> 00:41:35,137 Why do you think I'm back on this shit? 701 00:41:35,872 --> 00:41:38,332 Well, if I'd never gone to Max... 702 00:41:38,415 --> 00:41:40,209 I'd still be sober. 703 00:41:40,292 --> 00:41:44,194 I wouldn't have to crawl back here searching for crumbs. 704 00:41:45,047 --> 00:41:47,674 Oh, and by the way... 705 00:41:47,758 --> 00:41:49,495 only a shit-for-brains, 706 00:41:49,520 --> 00:41:52,954 fucktard alcoholic falls for a card-carrying lesbo. 707 00:41:54,598 --> 00:41:56,964 If you... you wanna get high so badly... 708 00:41:57,643 --> 00:42:00,646 admit that it's your fault that you went back down to Max. 709 00:42:00,729 --> 00:42:02,106 All right? Own your shit. 710 00:42:02,814 --> 00:42:05,109 Fine. 711 00:42:06,944 --> 00:42:09,155 It was my fault. 712 00:42:11,448 --> 00:42:14,618 Yeah, and we'll revisit this if you decide to ever get sober again. 713 00:42:14,701 --> 00:42:16,495 Can't wait. 714 00:42:16,578 --> 00:42:18,289 Please. 715 00:42:32,887 --> 00:42:34,931 I didn't ask for weed. 716 00:42:35,722 --> 00:42:38,142 Right. 717 00:42:38,225 --> 00:42:40,061 Thanks. 718 00:42:41,187 --> 00:42:42,188 You're welcome. 719 00:42:42,271 --> 00:42:43,564 Psst! 720 00:42:43,647 --> 00:42:45,066 Fuck you. 721 00:42:56,285 --> 00:42:58,829 Hey, it's movie night. Let's go. 722 00:42:58,913 --> 00:43:01,707 I'm gonna skip it. I'm too bloated. 723 00:43:02,749 --> 00:43:04,751 We're on the same cycle, dummy. 724 00:43:04,835 --> 00:43:06,420 Come on. 725 00:43:06,503 --> 00:43:09,798 Why you sittin' there like you got a call from your boyfriend's wife, eh? 726 00:43:10,967 --> 00:43:13,928 I can't tell you. It's too humiliating. 727 00:43:15,221 --> 00:43:17,889 You pee your pants or something? What? 728 00:43:20,935 --> 00:43:22,645 You know that new guard? 729 00:43:23,187 --> 00:43:24,939 White dude, looks like a mailman? 730 00:43:25,022 --> 00:43:27,191 Yeah, I think so. 731 00:43:29,110 --> 00:43:32,113 Okay. 732 00:43:32,196 --> 00:43:36,033 Yesterday, he took me into his little house... 733 00:43:37,076 --> 00:43:39,120 and he gave me... 734 00:43:40,121 --> 00:43:42,706 a cup with, um... 735 00:43:45,209 --> 00:43:47,919 With, um... 736 00:43:48,004 --> 00:43:49,130 What? 737 00:43:50,047 --> 00:43:51,673 What did he bring you? 738 00:43:53,634 --> 00:43:54,825 Did he slip you a roofie? 739 00:43:56,803 --> 00:43:58,388 What? Tell me. 740 00:43:58,471 --> 00:43:59,765 A mouse. 741 00:44:03,185 --> 00:44:04,811 Like, from the ground? Um... 742 00:44:06,188 --> 00:44:07,223 I don't know. 743 00:44:08,607 --> 00:44:10,276 It was a baby... 744 00:44:12,819 --> 00:44:16,004 And it was small and slippery... 745 00:44:16,573 --> 00:44:18,993 and not like a jelly bean at all, Flaca. 746 00:44:22,746 --> 00:44:28,044 And when I swallowed it, I felt its little feet, with toes. 747 00:44:30,212 --> 00:44:31,922 Oh, my God. 748 00:44:34,841 --> 00:44:36,635 That's so fucked up. 749 00:44:37,594 --> 00:44:39,471 That's like some Hannibal Lecter shit. 750 00:44:41,390 --> 00:44:42,766 We gotta tell somebody. 751 00:44:42,849 --> 00:44:44,976 I don't wanna have to tell nobody. 752 00:44:45,061 --> 00:44:47,854 - Please don't tell nobody. - God damn it! 753 00:44:49,065 --> 00:44:51,067 These guards, they think they can get... 754 00:44:51,150 --> 00:44:53,360 Can do whatever the fuck they want. 755 00:44:55,571 --> 00:44:57,698 Oh, God, I feel so gross. 756 00:44:57,781 --> 00:44:59,741 No, you're okay. You're not gross. 757 00:44:59,825 --> 00:45:01,702 - Yeah. - Come here. 758 00:45:02,661 --> 00:45:04,746 You probably don't even have the plague or nothing. 759 00:45:20,262 --> 00:45:22,514 ... never killed nothin' in my life! 760 00:45:22,598 --> 00:45:24,350 Save it for the judge! 761 00:45:24,433 --> 00:45:26,727 Killed this movie. This movie sucks! 762 00:45:26,810 --> 00:45:27,978 Can you be quiet, please? 763 00:45:28,061 --> 00:45:30,147 Isn't that what you do? Call and response? 764 00:45:30,231 --> 00:45:32,399 That's a Christian thing. It ain't a black thing. 765 00:45:32,483 --> 00:45:34,360 - You sure about that, darkie? - Seriously. 766 00:45:34,443 --> 00:45:36,403 - What? - You're ruining the film. 767 00:45:37,988 --> 00:45:39,365 I thought you didn't even like it. 768 00:45:39,966 --> 00:45:41,200 Well, I love it now. 769 00:45:53,920 --> 00:45:56,215 Is it okay if I stand here? 770 00:45:57,383 --> 00:45:58,213 Yeah. 771 00:46:00,177 --> 00:46:01,540 Yeah, of course. 772 00:46:02,779 --> 00:46:05,355 Do you ever feel like a person without a country? 773 00:46:06,642 --> 00:46:08,144 All the time. 774 00:46:20,822 --> 00:46:21,907 Have you seen Nicky? 775 00:46:21,990 --> 00:46:24,326 We invited her, but she's not here. 776 00:46:33,312 --> 00:46:36,672 Piscatella told me to shove my moral outrage up my ass. 777 00:46:38,089 --> 00:46:40,342 I thought you were gonna stay out of other people's business. 778 00:46:52,896 --> 00:46:54,981 You smell like reefer. 779 00:47:01,988 --> 00:47:04,408 Who the fuck sold to her? 780 00:47:47,801 --> 00:47:48,885 I, um... 781 00:47:49,911 --> 00:47:51,247 Do... 782 00:47:52,414 --> 00:47:53,457 you... 783 00:47:53,540 --> 00:47:55,834 Or should I... 784 00:47:57,294 --> 00:47:58,837 Shh. 785 00:48:00,256 --> 00:48:01,465 Relax. 786 00:48:15,145 --> 00:48:16,480 - Mmm. - Oh... 787 00:48:19,358 --> 00:48:20,651 Do you like that? 788 00:48:21,568 --> 00:48:22,778 Yeah. 789 00:48:24,613 --> 00:48:25,822 Describe it. 790 00:48:31,244 --> 00:48:32,996 A glow worm. 791 00:48:33,079 --> 00:48:34,331 Mmm. 792 00:48:37,208 --> 00:48:39,295 - Glitter dots. - Mmm. 793 00:48:42,464 --> 00:48:44,090 Lightning bolts. 794 00:48:45,301 --> 00:48:49,012 Oh, more... More lightning bolts. 795 00:48:51,097 --> 00:48:53,350 Warm squiggles. 796 00:48:53,434 --> 00:48:55,686 Are you getting close? 797 00:48:56,437 --> 00:48:57,646 Uh, to what? 798 00:48:57,729 --> 00:48:59,315 Uh, climax. 799 00:49:00,316 --> 00:49:01,317 Maybe? 800 00:49:04,152 --> 00:49:08,657 Oh, shit. Oh, shit. 801 00:49:09,533 --> 00:49:12,243 Oh, sweet troll. 802 00:49:14,287 --> 00:49:18,792 I'm close. I'm close. I'm... 803 00:49:26,985 --> 00:49:27,986 Why'd you stop? 804 00:49:28,427 --> 00:49:31,972 So you know what it feels like to be abandoned in the middle of the woods. 805 00:49:34,099 --> 00:49:35,976 You hurt my feelings, Suzanne. 806 00:49:37,394 --> 00:49:39,396 What? 807 00:49:41,440 --> 00:49:44,610 News flash, Dorothy was from Kansas, not Harlem. 808 00:49:44,693 --> 00:49:47,363 News flash, Judy Garland was from Minnesota, 809 00:49:47,446 --> 00:49:50,198 and Diana Ross was from Michigan, so nobody is from Kansas. 810 00:49:50,281 --> 00:49:51,324 It's a movie. 811 00:49:51,408 --> 00:49:52,868 No one asked you, nigger-lover. 812 00:49:52,951 --> 00:49:55,371 - What did you say? - What the fuck? 813 00:49:55,454 --> 00:49:57,575 Yo, can you shut the fuck up? 814 00:49:57,658 --> 00:49:59,916 Hey, guys! Quiet down, please. 815 00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:01,001 Okay? 816 00:50:04,087 --> 00:50:05,672 Hmm. Your boo? 817 00:50:05,756 --> 00:50:08,341 She's not only fair-skinned, but she's fair-weathered. 818 00:50:10,677 --> 00:50:12,388 Yeah, she not my boo. 819 00:50:13,847 --> 00:50:15,641 It's all for show. 820 00:50:16,224 --> 00:50:17,804 It's called appropriation, 821 00:50:17,829 --> 00:50:19,752 black people stealin' white people's art. 822 00:50:19,811 --> 00:50:22,105 I think the black girls and the white girls are havin' a thing. 823 00:50:22,188 --> 00:50:23,774 No, you dumb cracker. 824 00:50:23,857 --> 00:50:26,234 Who you callin' a cracker? 825 00:50:26,317 --> 00:50:29,112 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Back it up, Nazi. 826 00:50:29,195 --> 00:50:31,907 Or what? You'll tap dance on over here and beat us up? 827 00:50:33,366 --> 00:50:35,577 Everyone chill out, all right? It's a movie. 828 00:50:35,661 --> 00:50:37,954 Man, if this escalates, we're screwed. 829 00:50:38,038 --> 00:50:39,831 Remember, the SHU is full. 830 00:50:39,915 --> 00:50:41,291 - Whatever. - I'm ready. 831 00:50:41,374 --> 00:50:43,001 - You wanna go? - Shit. 832 00:50:48,339 --> 00:50:50,008 Everybody back to your bunks. 833 00:50:50,091 --> 00:50:51,384 Movie night is over. 834 00:50:51,468 --> 00:50:52,803 Oh, man! 835 00:50:52,886 --> 00:50:54,721 It's for your own safety, let's go. 836 00:50:54,805 --> 00:50:57,599 Man, are you kidding me? They didn't even meet The Wiz! 837 00:50:57,683 --> 00:50:59,267 The titular character! 838 00:50:59,350 --> 00:51:02,438 He's played by Richard Pryor, people! 839 00:51:05,361 --> 00:51:07,783 Bald, white, racist fucking bitches ruined it for everyone. 840 00:51:07,867 --> 00:51:08,652 Hell, yeah. 841 00:51:13,114 --> 00:51:14,491 You think that's a job? 842 00:51:14,575 --> 00:51:16,702 Like painting pictures for scenery and stuff? 843 00:51:16,785 --> 00:51:18,369 Sure, why not? 844 00:51:18,454 --> 00:51:20,246 Hey, can I talk to you? 845 00:51:20,330 --> 00:51:22,123 Sure, I'll catch up with you guys later. 846 00:51:23,291 --> 00:51:24,501 Honey. 847 00:51:25,502 --> 00:51:27,045 You gotta be careful. 848 00:51:27,128 --> 00:51:29,422 Ruiz is playing a dangerous game. 849 00:51:29,506 --> 00:51:31,555 It's fine, she's my roommate. 850 00:51:31,638 --> 00:51:33,902 You don't think Al Capone had a roommate when he was in prison? 851 00:51:33,985 --> 00:51:36,513 Oh, my God. I'm not stupid. I know she's getting into other stuff. 852 00:51:36,597 --> 00:51:37,889 I'm not gonna get involved in any of that. 853 00:51:37,973 --> 00:51:41,184 You hang out with that crew, in that salon, you involved. 854 00:51:42,853 --> 00:51:45,281 You wanna rebel against your mother? That's fine. 855 00:51:45,856 --> 00:51:48,316 That's fine, because I'm the first person to admit she wasn't perfect, 856 00:51:48,399 --> 00:51:51,612 but that don't mean that you gotta go and screw up your own life. 857 00:51:51,695 --> 00:51:55,062 I wanna have friends. I wanna hang out with people my own age, 858 00:51:55,145 --> 00:51:56,617 not people tryin' to be my mom all the time. 859 00:51:57,909 --> 00:51:59,661 I'll see you around. 860 00:52:23,351 --> 00:52:24,603 Yeah? 861 00:52:26,146 --> 00:52:27,523 I got no place else to go. 862 00:52:28,607 --> 00:52:31,067 I already set up the couch. 863 00:53:11,274 --> 00:53:12,693 Shh... 864 00:53:13,985 --> 00:53:15,153 Come on. 865 00:53:15,236 --> 00:53:16,738 Okay, okay. 866 00:53:20,158 --> 00:53:21,367 Okay. 867 00:53:38,885 --> 00:53:39,886 Look! 868 00:53:57,459 --> 00:53:59,615 Sorry, I forgot to set an alarm. 869 00:54:00,699 --> 00:54:04,119 First, you make me meet you in Oneonta, then you're 45 minutes late? 870 00:54:04,202 --> 00:54:06,204 You know, one of us has an actual job. 871 00:54:06,287 --> 00:54:07,288 Oh, I see. 872 00:54:07,372 --> 00:54:09,666 You think I run a 501 C3 out of my bed? 873 00:54:09,750 --> 00:54:11,501 I have three employees. 874 00:54:11,584 --> 00:54:14,254 Now, let's see this Pulitzer-winning photo. 875 00:54:18,049 --> 00:54:19,404 You wrapped it in a T-shirt? 876 00:54:19,487 --> 00:54:21,469 Yeah, it was up a nun's vagina. 877 00:54:22,220 --> 00:54:24,139 You didn't... You didn't rinse it? 878 00:54:24,222 --> 00:54:25,682 Yeah, I sprayed it with Windex, 879 00:54:25,766 --> 00:54:29,144 especially the microchip part with all the information on it. 880 00:54:30,937 --> 00:54:32,522 Get in touch with Crystal Burset. 881 00:54:32,605 --> 00:54:34,733 She's got an open case against MCC. 882 00:54:35,901 --> 00:54:38,278 Danny, do not mention my name to anyone. 883 00:54:38,945 --> 00:54:41,823 Big J finally joined the Resistance. 884 00:54:41,907 --> 00:54:43,116 I've done no such thing. 885 00:54:43,199 --> 00:54:47,120 In fact, this meeting never fuckin' happened, okay? 886 00:54:47,203 --> 00:54:48,872 It's a cool shirt. Can I, uh... 887 00:54:48,955 --> 00:54:50,081 No. 888 00:54:52,583 --> 00:54:54,824 Tell Linda the Sea Witch I said hi. 889 00:54:55,461 --> 00:54:56,629 Sorry. 890 00:55:16,524 --> 00:55:17,903 You think I'm blind? 891 00:55:18,484 --> 00:55:19,986 It's a granola bar. 892 00:55:20,570 --> 00:55:21,947 You heard Piscatella, no food. 893 00:55:22,030 --> 00:55:25,450 I am not gonna stand by while somebody starves to death. 894 00:55:27,202 --> 00:55:29,537 So give me four shots, or whatever, make me crawl back to my bunk. 895 00:55:31,915 --> 00:55:33,124 Fuck the shots. 896 00:55:34,292 --> 00:55:35,418 Get up on the table. 897 00:55:35,878 --> 00:55:36,837 Excuse me? 898 00:55:36,920 --> 00:55:39,840 You heard me. Up there with her. 899 00:55:56,606 --> 00:55:58,149 What do you do when you have to go to the bathroom? 900 00:56:00,151 --> 00:56:01,319 You go. 901 00:56:06,532 --> 00:56:10,328 Your scent is... strong. 902 00:56:13,289 --> 00:56:14,457 Breathe through your mouth. 903 00:56:25,718 --> 00:56:29,420 Sir, we, uh, got a situation here. 904 00:56:29,503 --> 00:56:30,974 I have a situation myself. 905 00:56:31,057 --> 00:56:33,810 You're gonna have to hold down the fort, big man. Out. 906 00:56:35,645 --> 00:56:36,897 I'm sorry, what snag? 907 00:56:36,980 --> 00:56:40,358 Oh, we wanted to run the sewer line straight out to the street, 908 00:56:40,441 --> 00:56:43,111 but there's a massive shelf of bedrock sittin' in the way. 909 00:56:43,194 --> 00:56:44,737 So, what does that mean? 910 00:56:44,821 --> 00:56:46,614 Well, we could dynamite the whole thing. 911 00:56:48,784 --> 00:56:51,237 Or we could run the line the other way around 912 00:56:51,320 --> 00:56:53,069 and connect it to the outtake over here. 913 00:56:53,153 --> 00:56:55,999 Of course, that means going straight through the garden and the greenhouse, 914 00:56:56,082 --> 00:56:57,500 which we've been tryin' to avoid. 915 00:56:58,668 --> 00:56:59,836 What did Caputo say? 916 00:56:59,920 --> 00:57:02,047 He hasn't picked up his phone all morning. 917 00:57:02,839 --> 00:57:03,882 Okay. 918 00:57:06,802 --> 00:57:08,678 All right, I'm calling it, then. 919 00:57:08,761 --> 00:57:10,388 No more garden and greenhouse. 920 00:57:10,471 --> 00:57:11,681 Do it. 921 00:57:41,627 --> 00:57:44,630 Hold up! Hold up! There's something there! 922 00:57:48,593 --> 00:57:50,470 Oh, this ain't gonna be pretty. 923 00:58:17,762 --> 00:58:20,933 Synced & corrected by -robtor- www.addic7ed.com