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[imitating train]
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♪ Mail, mail ♪
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All right, I got your magazine,
bill, bill,
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cease and desist,
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adult catalogue.
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- [gasps]
- And this...
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Oh, my God. Morgan.
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The $150 every year that I pay
for "Showbiz Digest East"
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is finally paying off.
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Okay, I got a patient
hooked up in there,
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but I kind of want to hear this.
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"Tides of Tomorrow," only
the best soap opera ever made,
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is casting for a biracial baby.
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Guess who I'm the mom of?
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Okay, um, I'm just gonna say this.
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Being a child star is not
all it's cracked up to be.
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I mean, when I was a child,
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I was trapped in three different wells.
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Never even got an agent.
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Morgan has accidentally made
a good point.
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Child actors don't always
turn out so well.
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Look what happened to Leonardo DiCaprio.
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He just won an Oscar.
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But it took him a really long time.
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Hey, Morgan, I need you
to get some baby lifts
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for Leo before his audition.
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Just find the store where
Danny gets his...
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Colette?
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What are you doing here?
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Morgan and I are switching
the doctors we assist.
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I'm with you, and Morgan
gets my stupid brother.
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Yeah, what is going on
with you and Jody, anyway?
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We're not speaking at the moment.
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We happen to disagree
about how boring a loser
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his girlfriend is.
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Yeah, brothers can be annoying.
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My brother Rishi and I
are not speaking right now,
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because he won't admit that I'm hot.
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So cool. Where's my lunch?
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I'm a nurse. I don't get lunch.
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I take people's vitals
and then keep them calm
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with my chill-ass bedside manner.
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Yeah. Okay, sweetheart.
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[clears throat]
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I have come to expect kind of
a more holistic approach
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to how I am served.
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- Okay.
- Can you handle that?
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Yeah, totally. I can do that.
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- All right, I like it.
- Yeah.
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Now brush my hair. 200 strokes.
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Okay. Righto, boss.
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[instrumental music]
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Oh, what are you doing?
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Just... it's...
it's your midday brushing,
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and I just... I got to do it right now.
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All right. Stop.
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- I don't need you to do that.
- Okay, all right.
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You're free to go on about
your normal medical duties.
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Okay, but what do I do when I'm finished
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with my medical duties?
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That would be up to you.
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But just, um...
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just try not to stand
on this side of the desk.
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I hear you, but you know what?
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I actually... I have to stand here,
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just so I can be at your beck and call.
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Work. You won't even notice I'm here.
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- Well...
- Just go ahead.
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[nut cracks]
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I'm like a ghost.
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There it is.
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[hip-hop music]
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Sync & corrections by Rafael UPD
www.addic7ed.com/
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Wow.
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Leo, these babies are so professional.
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That one's wearing a CAA onesie.
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Mommy might have to find
the casting couch.
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[clears throat]
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It's your baby's first audition?
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Is it that obvious?
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This is actually the first time
for both of us,
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if you have any tips.
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Actually, I'd recommend
rouging his cheeks
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so he looks a little rosy
in his audition.
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Here, this is what I use on my Noah.
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He didn't get cast as
"E-Trade Baby's Ethnic Friend"
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by looking all pale
and washed out, so...
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- That was him?
- Yes.
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- Very nice to meet you, sir.
- [chuckling]
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No, no, no.
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God, no.
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Yes, but not for this.
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Too Asian. Not Asian enough.
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Drooling too much.
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Uh...
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this one, and...
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this one.
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[murmuring]
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[muffled yelling]
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I did it.
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I mean, he did it.
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My son did it.
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To be clear, he used my hot genes,
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but oh, my God.
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Everyone, we need to celebrate.
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Colette, I need you to get a cake.
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I need the cake to say
"Break a leg, Leo."
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Then, I need you to get a photo of him
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and put it on the frosting.
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I already have to go to Chinatown
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to get your breast growth cream.
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Yeah, and hurry up, by the way.
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I already feel them shrinking.
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Yeah, we were all talking about that.
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Ugh.
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Mindy, did I... did I hear
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that Leo scored a TV role?
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Yeah, "Tides of Tomorrow."
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Leo's going to be
on "Tides of Tomorrow"?
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I love that show.
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Yeah, we're excited too.
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So is Leo prepared?
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Prepared?
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He just has to sit there and not cry.
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I'll probably put
a little Jaeger on his gums
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before they say "action."
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Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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There's much more to acting than that.
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Mindy, if Leo is fussy
on set for even a second,
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they're gonna replace him with
the next pretty young thing.
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Well, they did cast
two babies in the role.
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Well, maybe you could use
the help of one of the stars
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of "Law & Order: SVU."
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Oh, my God. You were on "SVU"?
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Yes, yes.
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I played "Fondled Man."
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And you were so good. Do your line.
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[New York accent]
I don't want to talk about it.
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I have a wife and kid.
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- Um, that was amazing.
- Was it?
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Do you think you can
come over later tonight?
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- Of course I can.
- Great.
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- Yeah.
- Oh, my God.
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Leo has an acting coach.
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Wait, Dr. Reed, do your other line.
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This isn't supposed to happen to me.
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- I'm a carpenter.
- Yes.
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[grunting]
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Come on.
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Ooh, how's it going?
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How am I supposed to get this
photo on the cake for Dr. L?
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Oh, yeah, no, that's
the least of your problems.
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You know she refuses to eat round cakes
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because there's no edges
that have extra frosting, right?
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But I got to tell you,
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I love working for your bro.
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He gave me this thing called a "break."
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Mm, good for you.
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Where is he, anyway?
Hanging out with Fartney?
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Relax, okay?
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They drove out to the outlets.
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Courtney needed more Yankee Candles.
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What?
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The only thing he hates more
than Yankees is candles!
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[groans]
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Oh, my... easy.
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Oh, for God sake.
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Child acting is much more
about the parent than the baby.
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Couple of tips.
First, don't act starstruck.
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When I was on "SVU,"
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and Mariska was five glorious feet away,
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you know I wanted to fangirl out.
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You didn't grab at her?
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But she's famous. How did you resist?
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Well, I remembered
I was there to do a job,
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and I laid in that shower, and I cried,
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just like the script said.
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Damn, you are professional.
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Here is the most important rule:
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don't cause drama on set.
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You're there to support Leo,
nothing else.
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Okay, so just to fade into
the background and be ignored?
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I do that at nightclubs all the time.
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Now, the most important baby
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is the "hero baby."
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He'll be the one used
in the majority of the shots.
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The other baby...
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is the backup.
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- [cell phone rings]
- Oh, excuse me.
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- I got to take this.
- Okay.
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Now...
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Hey.
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Did you get my sext? Was it too gross?
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No, it was just gross enough.
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Hey, listen, I'm about to leave.
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I thought maybe I could
get up there a little bit early,
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and we could hit one of those
museums you aren't banned from.
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Why don't you just come here instead?
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We can celebrate.
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Leo got the part in the soap.
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What? No way.
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Hey, that's great. Congratulations.
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And, best part is,
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Jeremy is teaching him
how to cry on cue.
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But a boy is what you got, Mother.
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It's all about truth.
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It's incredibly moving stuff.
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You know, why don't we just
wait till another night, then?
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I don't want to come over there
and interfere
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with you guys prepping Leo
for his big day.
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You wouldn't be in the way.
You could help us rehearse.
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It's fine; I'm gonna be
up there in a couple of days
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doing some recruiting stuff,
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so we can just get together then.
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Okay, yeah. Fine.
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Great, okay.
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Well, tell Leo I said
good luck tomorrow.
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Bye.
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So northern English
is like that, all right?
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It's a bit more sort of common, right?
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It's Billy Elliot. He's a scamp.
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He's a good, charming lad, right?
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[exaggerated British accent]
If you've got to use an accent,
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you could have just asked me.
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Get out.
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Okay, scales.
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♪ La la la la la la la ♪
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You.
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[upbeat music]
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Wow, Leo, so many amazing
things have been shot here.
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A Boston Market commercial,
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reshoots for "Sex and the City 2."
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Get ready to take your place
in Hollywood history.
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Have you seen so many
plaid shirts in your life?
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It's incredible.
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All right, so I'm just gonna
have you guys wait in here,
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and wardrobe will be by
in just a few minutes.
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Thank you.
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Hey, Kathy.
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Hey, girl.
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Welcome to the green room.
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Yeah, we hang out here all day.
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And later, some extras will come by,
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and they will take a shower
with that bottled water.
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Very cool.
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Come on, let's show the babies
to the showrunner.
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This is it, Leo.
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And try to improvise some lines
if you can.
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♪ ♪
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Hey, don't feel bad if my Noah
ends up the hero baby.
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He's got a lot of experience.
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He was the face of colic
for Mount Sinai Hospital.
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Oh, my God.
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So Leo is gonna be our hero baby.
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We're gonna go ahead
and get him through the works.
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What? Oh, my God, Leo.
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Oh, my God, Leo, you did it.
You're gonna to be famous.
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Don't forget about me,
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and don't let me steal all your money.
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I love you.
261
00:08:01,405 --> 00:08:02,806
[exclaiming]
262
00:08:07,744 --> 00:08:10,079
[dramatic music]
263
00:08:10,080 --> 00:08:13,115
I waited for you as long as I could,
264
00:08:13,116 --> 00:08:16,419
but I had to return to our lives
here in Sedona.
265
00:08:16,420 --> 00:08:18,621
Someone had to run
Santangelo Industries.
266
00:08:18,622 --> 00:08:19,989
Enough.
267
00:08:19,990 --> 00:08:22,458
I've had enough of that damn
corporation running our lives.
268
00:08:22,459 --> 00:08:23,759
We don't need it.
269
00:08:23,760 --> 00:08:26,462
[crying] It's time you
learned the truth.
270
00:08:26,463 --> 00:08:28,230
I haven't been taking Desmond Jr.
271
00:08:28,231 --> 00:08:29,432
to the tanning salon.
272
00:08:29,433 --> 00:08:34,270
♪ ♪
273
00:08:34,271 --> 00:08:37,006
He is not your son.
274
00:08:37,007 --> 00:08:39,341
♪ ♪
275
00:08:39,342 --> 00:08:41,077
No.
276
00:08:41,078 --> 00:08:42,211
No.
277
00:08:42,212 --> 00:08:45,381
- And cut.
- [bell ringing]
278
00:08:45,382 --> 00:08:46,917
[mouthing]
279
00:08:49,219 --> 00:08:51,120
- Wasn't that incredible?
- Yeah.
280
00:08:51,121 --> 00:08:52,455
Hey, I just want to say,
281
00:08:52,456 --> 00:08:54,657
I hope you're not bummed
they didn't pick Noah.
282
00:08:54,658 --> 00:08:56,125
No, good for Leo.
283
00:08:56,126 --> 00:08:57,827
He's obviously really talented.
284
00:08:57,828 --> 00:09:00,563
Talented, great genes, the mom factor.
285
00:09:00,564 --> 00:09:02,098
- It's a lot.
- Okay, everyone.
286
00:09:02,099 --> 00:09:03,599
We got that. Moving on!
287
00:09:03,600 --> 00:09:05,534
Next scene is the boat crash.
288
00:09:05,535 --> 00:09:08,137
I need galoshes on standby!
289
00:09:08,138 --> 00:09:09,972
[scoffs] Another boat crash?
290
00:09:09,973 --> 00:09:11,040
Give me a break.
291
00:09:11,041 --> 00:09:12,575
Is something wrong?
292
00:09:12,576 --> 00:09:15,344
They did a boat crash
on this show, like, a month ago.
293
00:09:15,345 --> 00:09:16,979
It's how the twins got amnesia
294
00:09:16,980 --> 00:09:17,980
and woke up as each other.
295
00:09:17,981 --> 00:09:19,381
Oh.
296
00:09:19,382 --> 00:09:20,916
Yeah, that... that...
that's really important.
297
00:09:20,917 --> 00:09:22,084
You should probably tell somebody.
298
00:09:22,085 --> 00:09:23,219
I don't know.
299
00:09:23,220 --> 00:09:25,187
My friend told me to keep a low profile,
300
00:09:25,188 --> 00:09:27,256
and I already stole
this bag from wardrobe, so...
301
00:09:27,257 --> 00:09:29,125
Yeah, well, if you're
not gonna say something,
302
00:09:29,126 --> 00:09:30,626
then I think I probably should.
303
00:09:30,627 --> 00:09:32,561
That could be really
embarrassing for the show.
304
00:09:32,562 --> 00:09:33,963
- Hey, come on, Noah.
- No, no, no, no.
305
00:09:33,964 --> 00:09:35,731
It's my idea, my idea. I'm gonna do it.
306
00:09:35,732 --> 00:09:36,799
Someone?
307
00:09:36,800 --> 00:09:38,400
Someone from the script department?
308
00:09:38,401 --> 00:09:40,569
Or a grip? A focus puller?
309
00:09:40,570 --> 00:09:42,671
Dr. Reed.
310
00:09:42,672 --> 00:09:43,873
My main man.
311
00:09:43,874 --> 00:09:47,376
The best doctor ever,
looking fly in that suit.
312
00:09:47,377 --> 00:09:48,444
Oh, sure. Thanks.
313
00:09:48,445 --> 00:09:51,113
I was wondering if it would be possible
314
00:09:51,114 --> 00:09:52,481
for me to work with you
315
00:09:52,482 --> 00:09:55,417
and for Tamra to take over for Dr. L.
316
00:09:55,418 --> 00:09:57,253
I'll make it worth your while.
317
00:09:57,254 --> 00:09:58,954
In home repair, not sex.
318
00:09:58,955 --> 00:10:01,157
Yeah, that's... that's pretty clear.
319
00:10:01,158 --> 00:10:02,858
- Oh, okay.
- Here's the thing, Colette.
320
00:10:02,859 --> 00:10:04,527
Tamra and I,
321
00:10:04,528 --> 00:10:05,694
we have such a close rapport.
322
00:10:05,695 --> 00:10:07,129
You know, when I tell her
to do something,
323
00:10:07,130 --> 00:10:08,731
she immediately tells me
324
00:10:08,732 --> 00:10:10,166
why she's too busy to do it.
325
00:10:10,167 --> 00:10:12,168
I mean, can't you go back
to working with Jody?
326
00:10:12,169 --> 00:10:14,203
Not while he's dating Barfney.
327
00:10:14,204 --> 00:10:15,271
Ugh.
328
00:10:15,272 --> 00:10:16,839
This feud has to stop.
329
00:10:16,840 --> 00:10:18,274
It's affecting the whole office.
330
00:10:18,275 --> 00:10:19,308
You know who could sort this out?
331
00:10:19,309 --> 00:10:20,376
Your brother Forbes.
332
00:10:20,377 --> 00:10:22,611
Well, Forbes is the ultimate peacemaker.
333
00:10:22,612 --> 00:10:23,746
When he was in Iraq,
334
00:10:23,747 --> 00:10:25,915
he got the Sunnis
and Shi'a to work together
335
00:10:25,916 --> 00:10:27,750
on a town water pump.
336
00:10:27,751 --> 00:10:29,985
They blew it up when he left, but still.
337
00:10:29,986 --> 00:10:31,520
Well, Forbes isn't here,
338
00:10:31,521 --> 00:10:32,922
you know, and this feud has to stop.
339
00:10:32,923 --> 00:10:34,256
[sighs]
340
00:10:34,257 --> 00:10:35,225
All right.
341
00:10:35,226 --> 00:10:36,592
You and Tamra can switch duties.
342
00:10:36,593 --> 00:10:37,860
Yes.
343
00:10:37,861 --> 00:10:38,961
Thank you, Dr. Reed.
344
00:10:38,962 --> 00:10:40,529
You are so awesome.
345
00:10:40,530 --> 00:10:43,532
[upbeat music]
346
00:10:43,533 --> 00:10:44,567
♪ ♪
347
00:10:44,568 --> 00:10:45,868
Excuse me.
348
00:10:45,869 --> 00:10:48,704
Hi, you're Gabe Mueller-Green,
the head writer, right?
349
00:10:48,705 --> 00:10:49,705
I'm Mindy.
350
00:10:49,706 --> 00:10:51,106
My son is one of the babies.
351
00:10:51,107 --> 00:10:53,409
Oh, cool. He's adorable.
352
00:10:53,410 --> 00:10:54,677
I'm a huge fan.
353
00:10:54,678 --> 00:10:56,779
The episode where Piara
got locked in the cage?
354
00:10:56,780 --> 00:10:58,447
Ah, perfection. Emmy all over it.
355
00:10:58,448 --> 00:10:59,582
Thanks a lot.
356
00:10:59,583 --> 00:11:00,783
We've had that cage sitting around.
357
00:11:00,784 --> 00:11:02,051
We've been trying to use it for months.
358
00:11:02,052 --> 00:11:03,986
Wow, that's so smart.
359
00:11:03,987 --> 00:11:06,822
You know, I actually noticed
a little thing in the script.
360
00:11:06,823 --> 00:11:08,490
Sure, I'll sign your script.
361
00:11:08,491 --> 00:11:11,694
No, um...
362
00:11:11,695 --> 00:11:14,597
You have Marguerite
getting injured in a boat crash,
363
00:11:14,598 --> 00:11:16,432
but the same thing happened last month.
364
00:11:16,433 --> 00:11:18,434
This is a boat crash.
That was a shipwreck.
365
00:11:18,435 --> 00:11:20,102
Pretty different when
you think about it.
366
00:11:20,103 --> 00:11:22,738
Really, 'cause they...
they feel pretty similar to me.
367
00:11:22,739 --> 00:11:23,839
I'm a writer too.
368
00:11:23,840 --> 00:11:25,674
My erotic memoir "Tussled Sheets"
369
00:11:25,675 --> 00:11:27,309
was printed out at a Kinko's, so...
370
00:11:27,310 --> 00:11:29,878
Oh, well, cool. Appreciate it.
371
00:11:29,879 --> 00:11:30,946
- Yeah.
- Thanks very much.
372
00:11:30,947 --> 00:11:32,982
Huh. You're welcome.
373
00:11:32,983 --> 00:11:35,150
What a nice guy.
374
00:11:35,151 --> 00:11:36,585
He took my note.
375
00:11:36,586 --> 00:11:38,153
What's next, directing?
376
00:11:38,154 --> 00:11:40,223
Nah, that's a man's job.
377
00:11:41,825 --> 00:11:43,860
Soup train coming through.
378
00:11:45,428 --> 00:11:46,729
- What up, Colette?
- [gasps]
379
00:11:46,730 --> 00:11:48,731
Aw, damn, Tamra.
380
00:11:48,732 --> 00:11:50,132
You made me spill my soup.
381
00:11:50,133 --> 00:11:52,001
I'm covered in chicken nood.
382
00:11:52,002 --> 00:11:55,104
Aw, do you not like surprises?
'Cause I don't.
383
00:11:55,105 --> 00:11:57,573
Like when I found out someone
took my job with Dr. Reed.
384
00:11:57,574 --> 00:11:59,141
Oh, yeah. Is that all right?
385
00:11:59,142 --> 00:12:01,076
No. I'm not working for Dr. L.
386
00:12:01,077 --> 00:12:02,244
She's crazy.
387
00:12:02,245 --> 00:12:04,413
She made me go to
her high school reunion as her.
388
00:12:04,414 --> 00:12:05,547
She's not that bad.
389
00:12:05,548 --> 00:12:07,182
If you catch the stuff
she throws at you,
390
00:12:07,183 --> 00:12:08,284
you get to keep it.
391
00:12:08,285 --> 00:12:09,585
- We're not switching.
- [sighs]
392
00:12:09,586 --> 00:12:11,020
Dr. Reed.
393
00:12:11,021 --> 00:12:12,187
Yes, Tamra.
394
00:12:12,188 --> 00:12:13,722
I'm back working for you again, okay?
395
00:12:13,723 --> 00:12:15,557
Wonderful. Sorry for any confusion.
396
00:12:15,558 --> 00:12:17,626
How about an extra hour
at lunch for your troubles?
397
00:12:17,627 --> 00:12:18,627
Tight.
398
00:12:18,628 --> 00:12:19,795
[sighs]
399
00:12:19,796 --> 00:12:23,332
♪ ♪
400
00:12:23,333 --> 00:12:25,067
- Morning, guys.
- Hey, Dr. L.
401
00:12:25,068 --> 00:12:26,568
How'd Leo's big day go?
402
00:12:26,569 --> 00:12:27,836
It was amazing.
403
00:12:27,837 --> 00:12:29,805
Guys, I think my son is a celebrity.
404
00:12:29,806 --> 00:12:32,107
This morning, he trashed his crib.
405
00:12:32,108 --> 00:12:34,076
Hey, Jeremy, thank you so much
for your help.
406
00:12:34,077 --> 00:12:36,245
It was an honor to introduce
a fellow thespian
407
00:12:36,246 --> 00:12:37,813
to his instrument.
408
00:12:37,814 --> 00:12:39,114
I can act too.
409
00:12:39,115 --> 00:12:40,282
"I like my job."
410
00:12:40,283 --> 00:12:42,017
- See?
- Okay, well.
411
00:12:42,018 --> 00:12:44,386
Guys, his episode airs today,
412
00:12:44,387 --> 00:12:45,821
so we are having a viewing party.
413
00:12:45,822 --> 00:12:47,356
Colette, you're gonna take care of it.
414
00:12:47,357 --> 00:12:48,424
[groans]
415
00:12:48,425 --> 00:12:49,558
We're gonna need hot eats,
416
00:12:49,559 --> 00:12:51,694
cool treats, cocktails, mocktails,
417
00:12:51,695 --> 00:12:53,962
and the show takes place
in Arizona, so...
418
00:12:53,963 --> 00:12:56,532
Arizona theme. So, like, John McCain?
419
00:12:56,533 --> 00:12:58,233
I don't want to be involved
in the process.
420
00:12:58,234 --> 00:13:00,135
Just read my mind the way
that Morgan would've.
421
00:13:00,136 --> 00:13:03,005
- Old people.
- Pool noodles, meth.
422
00:13:03,006 --> 00:13:04,940
- What...
- Quietly.
423
00:13:04,941 --> 00:13:06,675
[cell phone rings]
424
00:13:06,676 --> 00:13:08,177
- Hi.
- What up, Coach?
425
00:13:08,178 --> 00:13:09,211
How's recruiting?
426
00:13:09,212 --> 00:13:11,180
Well, I met a great left tackle.
427
00:13:11,181 --> 00:13:13,549
Now I just got to keep him
from joining the marching band.
428
00:13:13,550 --> 00:13:14,883
How's it going with you?
429
00:13:14,884 --> 00:13:17,319
Well, Leo and I are hosting
a little viewing party
430
00:13:17,320 --> 00:13:18,320
for his episode at work.
431
00:13:18,321 --> 00:13:19,321
You should come.
432
00:13:19,322 --> 00:13:20,356
Colette's making a baked brie.
433
00:13:20,357 --> 00:13:21,623
COLETTE: What?
434
00:13:21,624 --> 00:13:23,692
Well, I got an early morning
meeting tomorrow.
435
00:13:23,693 --> 00:13:25,494
I got this campus group
trying to push us
436
00:13:25,495 --> 00:13:27,396
to make our fight song less aggressive.
437
00:13:27,397 --> 00:13:29,365
- How about a rain check?
- Oh.
438
00:13:29,366 --> 00:13:30,432
Okay, yeah, sure.
439
00:13:30,433 --> 00:13:32,634
Just please try to catch his episode.
440
00:13:32,635 --> 00:13:34,236
Oh, of course. You kidding me?
441
00:13:34,237 --> 00:13:35,771
He's already my favorite soap star,
442
00:13:35,772 --> 00:13:37,039
with zero competition.
443
00:13:37,040 --> 00:13:38,040
[chuckles]
444
00:13:38,041 --> 00:13:39,074
Bye.
445
00:13:39,075 --> 00:13:40,676
♪ ♪
446
00:13:40,677 --> 00:13:43,612
All right, come in.
447
00:13:43,613 --> 00:13:44,947
Hey!
448
00:13:44,948 --> 00:13:46,181
What do you think?
449
00:13:46,182 --> 00:13:47,683
I finally got all the decorations up,
450
00:13:47,684 --> 00:13:50,619
and I got the baked brie right
on the third try.
451
00:13:50,620 --> 00:13:51,820
I love it.
452
00:13:51,821 --> 00:13:53,255
I don't want the baked brie anymore.
453
00:13:53,256 --> 00:13:54,823
I think it's just gonna be really heavy,
454
00:13:54,824 --> 00:13:57,059
and I thought we could do,
like, a Mediterranean platter.
455
00:13:57,060 --> 00:13:59,128
A little baba ghanoush,
fattoush, flatbread.
456
00:13:59,129 --> 00:14:00,529
You can put that on my desk, though.
457
00:14:00,530 --> 00:14:02,231
I'll eat it for dinner.
458
00:14:02,232 --> 00:14:03,766
I can't do this anymore.
459
00:14:03,767 --> 00:14:05,901
You don't need a nurse. You need a wife.
460
00:14:05,902 --> 00:14:07,102
I had a wife,
461
00:14:07,103 --> 00:14:08,570
and his name was Morgan.
462
00:14:08,571 --> 00:14:09,738
He was a frickin' angel,
463
00:14:09,739 --> 00:14:10,839
and he got taken away from me,
464
00:14:10,840 --> 00:14:11,940
and if you don't like this,
465
00:14:11,941 --> 00:14:13,142
why don't you go work with Jody again?
466
00:14:13,143 --> 00:14:14,143
What's the big whoop?
467
00:14:14,144 --> 00:14:15,144
Courtney's fine,
468
00:14:15,145 --> 00:14:16,311
and she's definitely a step up
469
00:14:16,312 --> 00:14:17,746
from the other women
he was sleeping with.
470
00:14:17,747 --> 00:14:19,248
College skanks, tequila reps,
471
00:14:19,249 --> 00:14:20,716
his sister-in-law...
472
00:14:20,717 --> 00:14:22,251
What?
473
00:14:22,252 --> 00:14:23,819
Oh, my God. You knew about that, right?
474
00:14:23,820 --> 00:14:26,855
Oh, that... that Jody had
an affair with Anne-Marie?
475
00:14:26,856 --> 00:14:28,223
Our brother's wife?
476
00:14:28,224 --> 00:14:30,259
I knew that. I knew
the hell out of that.
477
00:14:30,260 --> 00:14:31,260
Oh, thank God.
478
00:14:31,261 --> 00:14:32,628
I'm just gonna go see
479
00:14:32,629 --> 00:14:34,196
about those appetizers.
480
00:14:34,197 --> 00:14:35,397
Thank you.
481
00:14:35,398 --> 00:14:36,832
Oh, and I want mini-quiches,
482
00:14:36,833 --> 00:14:38,066
but, like, the big kind.
483
00:14:38,067 --> 00:14:39,868
Can't hear you.
484
00:14:39,869 --> 00:14:41,637
- [knock at door]
- Hey.
485
00:14:41,638 --> 00:14:42,638
You busy?
486
00:14:42,639 --> 00:14:44,306
Well, if it isn't Colette,
487
00:14:44,307 --> 00:14:45,908
here to beg me for her job back.
488
00:14:45,909 --> 00:14:47,075
Mm-hmm.
489
00:14:47,076 --> 00:14:48,944
Excuse me while I make
myself comfortable.
490
00:14:48,945 --> 00:14:50,279
[door slams]
491
00:14:50,280 --> 00:14:52,714
You know how I said there was
no other person in the world
492
00:14:52,715 --> 00:14:54,783
who was worse for you
to date than Courtney?
493
00:14:54,784 --> 00:14:56,318
Yes, and so does Courtney.
494
00:14:56,319 --> 00:14:57,419
You said it in front of her.
495
00:14:57,420 --> 00:14:58,420
Well, I was wrong.
496
00:14:58,421 --> 00:14:59,888
Ah, Colette.
497
00:14:59,889 --> 00:15:01,256
I knew you'd come around.
498
00:15:01,257 --> 00:15:02,591
I was wrong,
499
00:15:02,592 --> 00:15:04,460
because sleeping with our brother's wife
500
00:15:04,461 --> 00:15:05,861
is worse.
501
00:15:05,862 --> 00:15:07,229
Way worse!
502
00:15:07,230 --> 00:15:08,331
♪ ♪
503
00:15:13,269 --> 00:15:15,170
Okay. Okay, everybody, be quiet.
504
00:15:15,171 --> 00:15:16,705
It's time for Leo's scene.
505
00:15:16,706 --> 00:15:17,940
Are you as nervous as I am?
506
00:15:17,941 --> 00:15:20,142
I can barely keep down my scone.
507
00:15:20,143 --> 00:15:21,310
Where are Jody and Colette?
508
00:15:21,311 --> 00:15:22,511
Ooh, they're not coming.
509
00:15:22,512 --> 00:15:24,913
I've arranged for them
to have a little visitor.
510
00:15:24,914 --> 00:15:28,016
It's time you learned the truth.
511
00:15:28,017 --> 00:15:31,320
I haven't been taking Desmond Jr.
to the tanning salon.
512
00:15:31,321 --> 00:15:35,123
[dramatic music]
513
00:15:35,124 --> 00:15:37,493
He is not your son.
514
00:15:37,494 --> 00:15:38,827
Wait a second.
515
00:15:38,828 --> 00:15:39,962
That isn't Leo.
516
00:15:39,963 --> 00:15:41,697
Now that's a baby.
517
00:15:41,698 --> 00:15:43,665
I can't believe they used the other kid.
518
00:15:43,666 --> 00:15:45,868
Shh, some of us
are still trying to watch.
519
00:15:45,869 --> 00:15:47,803
Who's gonna run Santangelo Industries?
520
00:15:47,804 --> 00:15:50,572
[instrumental music]
521
00:15:50,573 --> 00:15:52,174
Oh, no. No, no, no.
522
00:15:52,175 --> 00:15:54,810
Colette, there is a perfectly
reasonable explanation for this.
523
00:15:54,811 --> 00:15:56,578
Our... our brother was away in Iraq.
524
00:15:56,579 --> 00:15:58,447
Anne-Marie was very lonely.
525
00:15:58,448 --> 00:15:59,915
I was very aroused.
526
00:15:59,916 --> 00:16:00,916
[knocking at door]
527
00:16:00,917 --> 00:16:02,384
No... Morgan, not now.
528
00:16:02,385 --> 00:16:05,254
[door opens]
529
00:16:05,255 --> 00:16:07,623
Then I guess I'll just
go back to Kimball's Hollow.
530
00:16:07,624 --> 00:16:08,624
Both: Forbes?
531
00:16:08,625 --> 00:16:09,958
Hello, siblings.
532
00:16:09,959 --> 00:16:14,162
You want to tell me
what all this fighting's about?
533
00:16:14,163 --> 00:16:15,597
[stammers]
534
00:16:15,598 --> 00:16:17,099
Jeremy was right to call me.
535
00:16:17,100 --> 00:16:18,800
This is worse than I thought.
536
00:16:18,801 --> 00:16:20,502
But, Colette, I think
you're in the wrong.
537
00:16:20,503 --> 00:16:22,437
Why shouldn't Jody have a girlfriend?
538
00:16:22,438 --> 00:16:24,673
He's been so good to both of us.
539
00:16:24,674 --> 00:16:26,642
He took such good care of my Anne-Marie
540
00:16:26,643 --> 00:16:28,043
while I was away in Iraq.
541
00:16:28,044 --> 00:16:31,146
Oh, he took care of her real good.
542
00:16:31,147 --> 00:16:33,415
Thank you for repeating
my point for clarity, Colette,
543
00:16:33,416 --> 00:16:35,083
but you're acting like a brat.
544
00:16:35,084 --> 00:16:36,184
Come on, now, Forbes.
545
00:16:36,185 --> 00:16:37,653
I think that might be a little harsh.
546
00:16:37,654 --> 00:16:40,155
No, you're too soft on her
'cause she's the baby.
547
00:16:40,156 --> 00:16:42,190
Mother let her get away
with just about anything,
548
00:16:42,191 --> 00:16:45,527
including dressing up
like Shaft during Halloween.
549
00:16:45,528 --> 00:16:47,462
Well, but she won a prize
at the church party.
550
00:16:47,463 --> 00:16:48,463
"Can you dig it?"
551
00:16:48,464 --> 00:16:49,831
- Remember?
- No.
552
00:16:49,832 --> 00:16:50,999
Now, Colette, I won't let you
553
00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:52,401
treat your brother this way.
554
00:16:52,402 --> 00:16:54,269
There are worse ways to treat a brother.
555
00:16:54,270 --> 00:16:56,171
Colette, you're acting very strange.
556
00:16:56,172 --> 00:16:57,439
What are you trying to say?
557
00:16:57,440 --> 00:17:00,442
♪ ♪
558
00:17:00,443 --> 00:17:01,810
I'm not saying anything.
559
00:17:01,811 --> 00:17:02,811
Colette.
560
00:17:02,812 --> 00:17:04,479
- Nothing.
- [door slams]
561
00:17:04,480 --> 00:17:06,181
Jody, what has gotten into her?
562
00:17:06,182 --> 00:17:09,151
Kimball-Kinney women don't
go insane until their 40s.
563
00:17:09,152 --> 00:17:10,419
♪ ♪
564
00:17:10,420 --> 00:17:12,254
I can't believe you gave
a note to the head writer.
565
00:17:12,255 --> 00:17:13,388
I don't get it.
566
00:17:13,389 --> 00:17:14,923
Who wouldn't want friendly criticism
567
00:17:14,924 --> 00:17:16,592
from someone
outside of their profession?
568
00:17:16,593 --> 00:17:19,061
Writers are sensitive creatures, Mindy.
569
00:17:19,062 --> 00:17:20,495
But my friend Kathy, the other mom,
570
00:17:20,496 --> 00:17:21,597
said that it was a good idea.
571
00:17:21,598 --> 00:17:23,332
"Friend"?
572
00:17:23,333 --> 00:17:25,867
What was number nine
in my rules of stage mommery?
573
00:17:25,868 --> 00:17:27,869
10-1 is pee, 10-2 is poop.
574
00:17:27,870 --> 00:17:31,340
That was eight. What was number nine?
575
00:17:31,341 --> 00:17:32,908
Stage mothers don't have friends.
576
00:17:32,909 --> 00:17:34,142
They just have enemies...
577
00:17:34,143 --> 00:17:35,677
Both: They haven't stabbed
in the back yet.
578
00:17:35,678 --> 00:17:37,012
That bitch set me up.
579
00:17:37,013 --> 00:17:38,180
Jeremy, I need a vendetta day.
580
00:17:38,181 --> 00:17:39,281
Where are my brass knuckles?
581
00:17:39,282 --> 00:17:40,682
No, no, no, no, no. No.
582
00:17:40,683 --> 00:17:41,883
Leave it, okay.
583
00:17:41,884 --> 00:17:43,652
You're clearly not cut out for this.
584
00:17:43,653 --> 00:17:45,454
I don't know; maybe Leo
can get into something
585
00:17:45,455 --> 00:17:46,622
less challenging.
586
00:17:46,623 --> 00:17:48,590
So much for dreaming big.
587
00:17:48,591 --> 00:17:52,027
Guess he'll just have to be
a stupid doctor like us.
588
00:17:52,028 --> 00:17:54,396
Jody, I know you're upset,
but she'll be fine.
589
00:17:54,397 --> 00:17:56,064
She'll go to her CrossFit gym,
590
00:17:56,065 --> 00:17:58,500
and she'll push a couple
of truck ties around.
591
00:17:58,501 --> 00:17:59,835
Yes, I suppose so.
592
00:17:59,836 --> 00:18:01,670
Jody, I also want to thank you
593
00:18:01,671 --> 00:18:04,106
for the good care you took
of my Anne-Marie
594
00:18:04,107 --> 00:18:05,674
while I was overseas.
595
00:18:05,675 --> 00:18:06,808
There's no need for that.
596
00:18:06,809 --> 00:18:08,010
It was... it was my pleasure.
597
00:18:08,011 --> 00:18:09,011
Not my pleasure.
598
00:18:09,012 --> 00:18:10,812
[stammering] It was my duty.
599
00:18:10,813 --> 00:18:13,815
I knew that no matter what
my Anne-Marie needed,
600
00:18:13,816 --> 00:18:15,283
you were there
601
00:18:15,284 --> 00:18:16,318
to give it to her good.
602
00:18:16,319 --> 00:18:17,786
[groans]
603
00:18:17,787 --> 00:18:19,287
All right.
604
00:18:19,288 --> 00:18:21,323
Forbes...
605
00:18:21,324 --> 00:18:22,457
jeez.
606
00:18:22,458 --> 00:18:24,126
There's something I got to tell you,
607
00:18:24,127 --> 00:18:25,894
something you're not gonna like.
608
00:18:25,895 --> 00:18:27,562
While you were away,
609
00:18:27,563 --> 00:18:28,664
Anne-Marie and I...
610
00:18:28,665 --> 00:18:30,298
What are you saying, Jody?
611
00:18:30,299 --> 00:18:34,202
It's Leviticus 20:21.
612
00:18:34,203 --> 00:18:35,671
You lay with your brother's wife?
613
00:18:35,672 --> 00:18:37,105
Yes.
614
00:18:37,106 --> 00:18:38,707
Can you ever forgive me?
615
00:18:38,708 --> 00:18:41,343
Oh, no.
616
00:18:41,344 --> 00:18:43,779
That's between you and the Lord, Jody.
617
00:18:43,780 --> 00:18:45,547
[sighs] Thank you so much.
618
00:18:45,548 --> 00:18:46,848
- I...
- Shh, shh, shh.
619
00:18:46,849 --> 00:18:48,517
You're gonna want to get
a new island in the kitchen,
620
00:18:48,518 --> 00:18:49,785
because it has been tainted...
621
00:18:49,786 --> 00:18:51,486
[groans]
622
00:18:51,487 --> 00:18:52,888
♪ ♪
623
00:18:52,889 --> 00:18:55,224
[knocking]
624
00:18:57,260 --> 00:18:59,161
Dang, you look worse
than when Daddy tried
625
00:18:59,162 --> 00:19:00,896
to put me in my Easter dress.
626
00:19:00,897 --> 00:19:02,597
Is there someplace
private we could talk?
627
00:19:02,598 --> 00:19:05,000
- Yeah, come on in.
- Thank you.
628
00:19:05,001 --> 00:19:07,803
Sleeping with Anne-Marie
is the worst thing I ever did,
629
00:19:07,804 --> 00:19:10,172
and I once shot and ate a bald eagle.
630
00:19:10,173 --> 00:19:11,406
Courtney's an adult.
631
00:19:11,407 --> 00:19:13,408
She's not on her parents'
cell phone plan.
632
00:19:13,409 --> 00:19:15,544
She's got her own printer.
633
00:19:15,545 --> 00:19:16,945
I just wish you weren't so jealous.
634
00:19:16,946 --> 00:19:18,914
I am not jealous of her,
635
00:19:18,915 --> 00:19:21,349
and I am jealous of a ton of stuff:
636
00:19:21,350 --> 00:19:24,486
Beverly's knife,
Dr. Lahiri's massive hands...
637
00:19:24,487 --> 00:19:26,655
Well, then what's the problem?
638
00:19:26,656 --> 00:19:30,092
You deserve more
than just a normal girl.
639
00:19:30,093 --> 00:19:31,460
You deserve someone awesome,
640
00:19:31,461 --> 00:19:32,794
like Jessica Rabbit
641
00:19:32,795 --> 00:19:33,895
or Brandi Chastain.
642
00:19:33,896 --> 00:19:34,896
[scoffs]
643
00:19:34,897 --> 00:19:38,166
I do not deserve anyone like that.
644
00:19:38,167 --> 00:19:39,634
Hey, guys?
645
00:19:39,635 --> 00:19:41,603
I enjoyed listening to this
when it was juicy,
646
00:19:41,604 --> 00:19:43,271
but now it's just sad and boring, okay?
647
00:19:43,272 --> 00:19:45,507
Why are you even in bed at 8:00?
648
00:19:45,508 --> 00:19:47,275
'Cause I don't have plans tonight, okay?
649
00:19:47,276 --> 00:19:49,211
And I'll thank you not
for bringing it up.
650
00:19:49,212 --> 00:19:50,312
♪ ♪
651
00:19:50,313 --> 00:19:51,313
Oh, I tell you what.
652
00:19:51,314 --> 00:19:52,781
We found this great kid today.
653
00:19:52,782 --> 00:19:54,216
Boy, he'd be a great running back.
654
00:19:54,217 --> 00:19:55,383
He wants to be a rabbi,
655
00:19:55,384 --> 00:19:58,954
but I think we can flip him.
656
00:19:58,955 --> 00:19:59,955
Hey, what's wrong?
657
00:19:59,956 --> 00:20:01,123
You're barely eating my food.
658
00:20:01,124 --> 00:20:02,691
Oh, I'm so sorry.
659
00:20:02,692 --> 00:20:05,060
I'm still thinking
about "Tides of Tomorrow."
660
00:20:05,061 --> 00:20:07,796
Oh, yes. Hey.
661
00:20:07,797 --> 00:20:09,231
Leo was so good.
662
00:20:09,232 --> 00:20:10,866
- What?
- Yeah.
663
00:20:10,867 --> 00:20:12,067
So talented.
664
00:20:12,068 --> 00:20:13,368
[stammering] I get it, you know?
665
00:20:13,369 --> 00:20:15,370
I... I understand why you're trying
666
00:20:15,371 --> 00:20:17,072
to get him into the business.
667
00:20:17,073 --> 00:20:19,207
Drew, Leo wasn't on the show.
668
00:20:19,208 --> 00:20:20,542
They used another kid.
669
00:20:20,543 --> 00:20:22,878
Are you sure?
I think it may have been him.
670
00:20:22,879 --> 00:20:24,946
You think I can't recognize my son?
671
00:20:24,947 --> 00:20:27,215
Yes, I took home that Greek boy
from daycare one time,
672
00:20:27,216 --> 00:20:28,817
but they have the same olive complexion.
673
00:20:28,818 --> 00:20:29,851
It was confusing.
674
00:20:29,852 --> 00:20:30,852
How could you not watch?
675
00:20:30,853 --> 00:20:32,320
I'm sorry.
676
00:20:32,321 --> 00:20:34,723
I was working out, and I forgot.
677
00:20:34,724 --> 00:20:35,957
It was leg day.
678
00:20:35,958 --> 00:20:37,559
Look, I don't want
to make a big deal about this,
679
00:20:37,560 --> 00:20:39,561
but how could you forget?
680
00:20:39,562 --> 00:20:41,763
You know how important it was
to the two of us,
681
00:20:41,764 --> 00:20:43,098
and I don't want to bring this up,
682
00:20:43,099 --> 00:20:44,699
but I felt like the other night,
683
00:20:44,700 --> 00:20:47,135
you didn't want to come over
because Leo was here.
684
00:20:47,136 --> 00:20:49,104
What? That is absolutely not true.
685
00:20:49,105 --> 00:20:51,540
I put in my time in
with Leo over the weekend,
686
00:20:51,541 --> 00:20:53,642
and I figured, you know,
I'd like to have a little time
687
00:20:53,643 --> 00:20:55,210
to focus on the two of us.
688
00:20:55,211 --> 00:20:57,312
Drew, I like you a lot,
689
00:20:57,313 --> 00:21:00,182
but I can't be in a relationship
with a guy who thinks
690
00:21:00,183 --> 00:21:02,918
he's "putting in his time" with my son.
691
00:21:02,919 --> 00:21:05,654
He's the most important person
in my life,
692
00:21:05,655 --> 00:21:08,156
and I want to be with someone
who's as excited about him
693
00:21:08,157 --> 00:21:10,192
as I am.
694
00:21:10,193 --> 00:21:11,526
Yeah.
695
00:21:11,527 --> 00:21:13,029
I don't know what to say.
696
00:21:15,264 --> 00:21:19,434
♪ ♪
697
00:21:19,435 --> 00:21:22,637
[sighs]
698
00:21:22,638 --> 00:21:23,638
Hi, Mindy.
699
00:21:23,639 --> 00:21:25,106
Go away. I'm very humiliated.
700
00:21:25,107 --> 00:21:26,374
I broke up with my boyfriend,
701
00:21:26,375 --> 00:21:27,943
and my son will never
win a Golden Globe,
702
00:21:27,944 --> 00:21:30,178
and I don't want to talk
to anyone right how.
703
00:21:30,179 --> 00:21:32,781
All right.
704
00:21:32,782 --> 00:21:34,182
Oh, my God.
705
00:21:34,183 --> 00:21:35,383
What happened to you?
706
00:21:35,384 --> 00:21:36,418
Oh, no.
707
00:21:36,419 --> 00:21:37,886
Did you ask Tamra about her hair?
708
00:21:37,887 --> 00:21:40,422
You're not supposed to ask
black women about their hair.
709
00:21:40,423 --> 00:21:43,225
No. It was just a little tiff.
710
00:21:43,226 --> 00:21:46,862
I just wanted to tell you
that I saw "Tides of Tomorrow,"
711
00:21:46,863 --> 00:21:49,497
and I was very disappointed
not to see little Leo in it.
712
00:21:49,498 --> 00:21:50,732
You watched it?
713
00:21:50,733 --> 00:21:52,701
I watched it on my home computer.
714
00:21:52,702 --> 00:21:54,469
I must say, it was
very difficult to navigate
715
00:21:54,470 --> 00:21:55,470
the network website.
716
00:21:55,471 --> 00:21:56,571
I had to register.
717
00:21:56,572 --> 00:21:59,174
I saw the same Lipitor
commercial three times,
718
00:21:59,175 --> 00:22:01,309
and then to top it off,
I see they've cast some kid
719
00:22:01,310 --> 00:22:03,445
without an ounce of Leo's star power.
720
00:22:03,446 --> 00:22:05,914
I know, right?
721
00:22:05,915 --> 00:22:07,148
Thank you for saying that.
722
00:22:07,149 --> 00:22:08,550
Well, it's nothing but the truth.
723
00:22:08,551 --> 00:22:10,919
These Hollywood phonies don't
know anything about acting.
724
00:22:10,920 --> 00:22:12,487
I think little Leo should stick with it.
725
00:22:12,488 --> 00:22:15,590
He's a special boy,
and I think he might...
726
00:22:15,591 --> 00:22:20,376
♪ ♪
727
00:22:20,377 --> 00:22:25,938
Sync & corrections by Rafael UPD
www.addic7ed.com/
728
00:22:25,939 --> 00:22:28,703
♪ Wild hungry arms ♪
729
00:22:28,704 --> 00:22:32,207
♪ Wild hungry arms ♪
730
00:22:32,208 --> 00:22:35,477
♪ You give me all the love I need ♪
731
00:22:35,478 --> 00:22:38,146
♪ Girl, you say you want it ♪
732
00:22:38,147 --> 00:22:41,049
♪ And I have no trips about it ♪
733
00:22:41,050 --> 00:22:44,152
♪ And these played-out faces around me ♪
734
00:22:44,153 --> 00:22:47,122
♪ Want you to know where they go ♪
735
00:22:47,123 --> 00:22:49,991
♪ But they ain't got nothing on you ♪
736
00:22:49,992 --> 00:22:52,794
♪ To say I'd open your mouth for me ♪
737
00:22:52,795 --> 00:22:55,163
♪ Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
738
00:22:55,164 --> 00:22:58,247
♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪