1 00:00:01,897 --> 00:00:06,897 Sync and corrections by explosiveskull www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:08,266 --> 00:00:12,206 Ooh... 3 00:00:12,208 --> 00:00:14,310 ...oh! 4 00:00:14,312 --> 00:00:17,617 Previously on "Roadies..." 5 00:00:17,619 --> 00:00:18,986 Kelly Ann to eight. 6 00:00:18,988 --> 00:00:20,155 Go for Kelly Ann. 7 00:00:20,157 --> 00:00:22,326 Nobody thinks you're leaving. 8 00:00:22,328 --> 00:00:24,731 I'm going to film school. I'm going to film school. 9 00:00:24,733 --> 00:00:26,502 Can you stay one more night and nanny Winston? 10 00:00:26,504 --> 00:00:29,106 I got this ticket and I got to be on a red-eye at 11:00. 11 00:00:29,108 --> 00:00:30,141 What are you leaving us for? 12 00:00:30,143 --> 00:00:32,279 How can you leave your band? 13 00:00:32,281 --> 00:00:34,784 They barely even gave me a nickname and I hate it. 14 00:00:34,786 --> 00:00:36,655 Management calling this early? 15 00:00:36,657 --> 00:00:38,091 Now he's sending someone? 16 00:00:38,093 --> 00:00:39,961 A new financial advisor. 17 00:00:39,963 --> 00:00:41,598 No, I'm actually looking for Phil. 18 00:00:41,600 --> 00:00:44,136 Hello, Head and The Heart! Welcome to the family! 19 00:00:44,138 --> 00:00:46,508 I don't hear the music the same way. 20 00:00:46,510 --> 00:00:48,444 I don't feel like it's mine anymore. 21 00:00:48,446 --> 00:00:50,048 It comes and goes, sweetheart. 22 00:00:50,050 --> 00:00:52,453 But if you love the music, 23 00:00:52,455 --> 00:00:54,691 and I know you do, 24 00:00:54,693 --> 00:00:56,193 you might want to give it all another chance. 25 00:01:01,640 --> 00:01:03,074 I want my job back. 26 00:01:03,076 --> 00:01:05,245 This ain't a good time to un-quit. 27 00:01:05,247 --> 00:01:07,517 You are invited to leave the organization. 28 00:01:07,519 --> 00:01:09,487 - Now. - Let me just caution... 29 00:01:09,489 --> 00:01:10,456 Oh, God! Down, down! 30 00:01:17,572 --> 00:01:20,576 Good night, Little Rock! 31 00:01:23,016 --> 00:01:24,651 What the fuck? 32 00:01:24,653 --> 00:01:26,521 I can't believe he did it again. 33 00:01:26,523 --> 00:01:28,792 You guys talking about the fingertips kiss? 34 00:01:28,794 --> 00:01:30,295 Could be unconscious, like, 35 00:01:30,297 --> 00:01:31,865 maybe he doesn't even know he's doing it. 36 00:01:31,867 --> 00:01:34,003 It's guilt, man. That British douchebag 37 00:01:34,005 --> 00:01:35,506 just broomed a bunch of his crew. 38 00:01:35,508 --> 00:01:37,209 He subconsciously feels guilt. 39 00:01:37,211 --> 00:01:39,983 No, guilt makes you wash your fingers, not kiss them. 40 00:01:42,722 --> 00:01:44,958 Somebody hid my work box behind a fucking Zamboni. 41 00:01:44,960 --> 00:01:47,664 I mean, it's almost like he's openly craving love. 42 00:01:47,666 --> 00:01:49,166 But not contemporary love. 43 00:01:49,168 --> 00:01:50,670 It's like he channeled Freddie Mercury 44 00:01:50,672 --> 00:01:52,807 and borrowed a stage move from 1982. 45 00:01:52,809 --> 00:01:54,978 - You know what I think? - Forget the fingertips. 46 00:01:54,980 --> 00:01:58,017 There's some serious shit going on, all right? 47 00:01:58,019 --> 00:02:00,088 Exhibit B: 48 00:02:00,090 --> 00:02:03,428 One of Rick's sacred Potato Heads 49 00:02:03,430 --> 00:02:07,603 with a Dirty Sanchez, a mustache made of excrement. 50 00:02:07,605 --> 00:02:08,839 Is that actual shit? 51 00:02:08,841 --> 00:02:10,810 It's a chunky brown crayon. 52 00:02:10,812 --> 00:02:12,814 The point is, Phil was our leader, 53 00:02:12,816 --> 00:02:13,882 and without a true leader... 54 00:02:13,884 --> 00:02:15,185 What about Bill? 55 00:02:15,187 --> 00:02:17,055 ...we go to lawlessness, 56 00:02:17,057 --> 00:02:19,159 disorder, chaos! 57 00:02:19,161 --> 00:02:21,565 Exhibit A was our cases missing, all right? 58 00:02:21,567 --> 00:02:23,635 I mean, do you think The Head and The Heart would dare 59 00:02:23,637 --> 00:02:25,906 to fuck with us if Phil was still around? 60 00:02:25,908 --> 00:02:27,543 You actually think 61 00:02:27,545 --> 00:02:29,481 The Head and The Heart hid our cases? 62 00:02:29,483 --> 00:02:30,983 Yes! Without Phil, a true leader, 63 00:02:30,985 --> 00:02:33,989 the fucking opening act feels emb... emboldened 64 00:02:33,991 --> 00:02:35,425 to just take out their petty aggressions on us. 65 00:02:35,427 --> 00:02:36,828 Fuck yeah! 66 00:02:36,830 --> 00:02:38,866 Mark my words, this woeful lack of leadership 67 00:02:38,868 --> 00:02:40,368 will destroy this band. 68 00:02:40,370 --> 00:02:43,709 It's just the fingertips of the iceberg. 69 00:02:43,711 --> 00:02:45,378 What about Bill? 70 00:02:45,380 --> 00:02:47,182 Bill's already cracking from the pressure, all right? 71 00:02:47,184 --> 00:02:48,619 It's too much for him. 72 00:02:48,621 --> 00:02:49,687 Someone say there were wings? 73 00:02:49,689 --> 00:02:51,593 Fuck yeah! Back here! 74 00:02:53,898 --> 00:02:56,300 I like how you started with B and then segued to A. 75 00:02:56,302 --> 00:02:57,870 - That was sick. - Cheers, mate. 76 00:02:57,872 --> 00:03:00,543 - Hey, Donna... - For the last time, you left. 77 00:03:00,545 --> 00:03:03,047 This is my bunk now. You're not getting it back. 78 00:03:03,049 --> 00:03:05,320 But I never even left the fucking parking lot. 79 00:03:08,026 --> 00:03:09,863 The band just seem a little off. 80 00:03:11,700 --> 00:03:14,403 They... they don't like how you walk 'em to the stage. 81 00:03:14,405 --> 00:03:16,340 What? They said that? 82 00:03:16,342 --> 00:03:18,244 They... they miss how Phil did it. 83 00:03:18,246 --> 00:03:20,014 - Shelli? - Ugh! Go for Shelli. 84 00:03:20,016 --> 00:03:21,350 Did you find your case? 85 00:03:21,352 --> 00:03:22,854 Yeah, yeah, we... we got 'em all back now. 86 00:03:22,856 --> 00:03:24,289 It's a fucking nightmare. Thank you. 87 00:03:24,291 --> 00:03:28,431 Strange... I mean, who would have hidden our cases? 88 00:03:28,433 --> 00:03:30,569 I've got a really weird feeling about The Head and The Heart. 89 00:03:30,571 --> 00:03:34,042 Hey, careful about accusing an innocent support band. 90 00:03:34,044 --> 00:03:36,815 I mean, need I remind you that a certain British douchebag 91 00:03:36,817 --> 00:03:40,388 has axed how many people on this tour in the last 24 hours? 92 00:03:40,390 --> 00:03:42,593 - Three. - Three other potential suspects 93 00:03:42,595 --> 00:03:44,731 with motive and opportunity. 94 00:03:44,733 --> 00:03:47,904 So I'd make sure that, you know, you have all the facts 95 00:03:47,906 --> 00:03:49,139 before you start pointing fingertips. 96 00:03:49,141 --> 00:03:51,110 What? 97 00:03:51,112 --> 00:03:52,279 Why are you breathing like that? 98 00:03:52,281 --> 00:03:53,649 Like what? 99 00:03:53,651 --> 00:03:55,018 This is how I breathe. 100 00:03:55,020 --> 00:03:56,588 The other thing? 101 00:03:56,590 --> 00:03:58,525 I don't really fucking care how Phil 102 00:03:58,527 --> 00:04:00,128 used to walk 'em to the stage. 103 00:04:00,130 --> 00:04:03,367 I-I-I got my own style, you know, Shelli? 104 00:04:03,369 --> 00:04:06,307 I got my own way of doing it. I say supportive stuff. 105 00:04:06,309 --> 00:04:07,944 I tell 'em inside jokes. 106 00:04:07,946 --> 00:04:11,317 I point out the fan club honeys on the first five rows. 107 00:04:11,319 --> 00:04:15,659 I give 'em a little piece of my heart every single night. 108 00:04:15,661 --> 00:04:17,329 I'm sorry to add to your burden. 109 00:04:17,331 --> 00:04:18,832 What burden? 110 00:04:18,834 --> 00:04:20,669 I got the greatest job in the world. 111 00:04:20,671 --> 00:04:22,339 This is what I signed up for. 112 00:04:22,341 --> 00:04:23,809 I'm big wave surfing. 113 00:04:23,811 --> 00:04:26,748 I'm the Laird Hamilton of rock, and I love it. 114 00:04:26,750 --> 00:04:29,520 Growing up, other kids, they were reading "Sounder." 115 00:04:29,522 --> 00:04:31,156 I was reading "Hammer of the Gods." 116 00:04:32,862 --> 00:04:34,831 I'll see you on the bus. 117 00:04:39,776 --> 00:04:41,478 I love my job. 118 00:05:50,451 --> 00:05:51,784 Could somebody else... yes, pretty good. 119 00:05:51,786 --> 00:05:54,156 Wait, Donna can do it better. Donna! 120 00:05:54,158 --> 00:05:55,993 - Do the fingertips. - Mmm. 121 00:06:33,937 --> 00:06:36,173 Don't like how I walk 'em to the stage. 122 00:06:36,175 --> 00:06:37,743 Are they fucking kidding? 123 00:06:37,745 --> 00:06:40,147 Look, maybe just call Phil and... 124 00:06:40,149 --> 00:06:41,484 Call Phil? 125 00:06:41,486 --> 00:06:43,020 Why do I fucking need to call Phil? 126 00:06:43,022 --> 00:06:44,657 What do I need to call Phil for? 127 00:06:44,659 --> 00:06:47,128 For advice about walking them to the stage. 128 00:06:47,130 --> 00:06:49,299 And then... 129 00:06:49,301 --> 00:06:50,802 And... and then what? 130 00:06:50,804 --> 00:06:53,140 Well, and then, while you have him on the phone, 131 00:06:53,142 --> 00:06:55,679 ask if maybe he can help us find a new opening act. 132 00:06:55,681 --> 00:06:58,183 W-we have zero proof that the opening act 133 00:06:58,185 --> 00:06:59,487 is trying to sabotage us. 134 00:06:59,489 --> 00:07:00,889 - Zero. - Oh, oh, okay, no, no. 135 00:07:00,891 --> 00:07:02,960 I-I have Nancy Drew-ed this shit up and down. 136 00:07:02,962 --> 00:07:06,968 For all those sweet harmonies and amazing songs, 137 00:07:06,970 --> 00:07:08,905 they are provocateurs. 138 00:07:08,907 --> 00:07:11,276 And I don't know if those passive-aggressive, 139 00:07:11,278 --> 00:07:13,682 seemingly kind but secretly vicious motherfuckers... 140 00:07:17,123 --> 00:07:20,294 Bathroom's free. It's all yours. 141 00:07:20,296 --> 00:07:23,601 Then what? Shelli, come on. 142 00:07:23,603 --> 00:07:24,870 Come on. 143 00:07:24,872 --> 00:07:27,308 They... they pranked us last night. 144 00:07:27,310 --> 00:07:29,379 You have to get them in line or fire them. 145 00:07:29,381 --> 00:07:31,316 Because that's what Phil would do, right? 146 00:07:31,318 --> 00:07:32,853 - Oh, no. I didn't say... - No, you're thinking if Phil 147 00:07:32,855 --> 00:07:34,557 were here, none of this would've happened. 148 00:07:34,559 --> 00:07:35,959 This wouldn't've happened on Phil's watch. 149 00:07:35,961 --> 00:07:37,796 You don't know what I think. I-I... 150 00:07:37,798 --> 00:07:39,834 No, you thought it, because you thought if Phil were here... 151 00:07:39,836 --> 00:07:42,973 There is a large man in a... in a towel. 152 00:07:42,975 --> 00:07:44,977 Reg, you're here early. 153 00:07:44,979 --> 00:07:46,313 Well, I was up most of the night. 154 00:07:46,315 --> 00:07:48,350 Mostly because I am finding it tough going, 155 00:07:48,352 --> 00:07:49,487 sleeping in a cupboard. 156 00:07:49,489 --> 00:07:50,756 But also... Harvey? 157 00:07:50,758 --> 00:07:53,193 - Yeah? - Yeah, I've, uh... 158 00:07:53,195 --> 00:07:55,532 ...been looking at Harvey's books, 159 00:07:55,534 --> 00:07:57,703 and while I have cut away a fair amount of the deadwood 160 00:07:57,705 --> 00:08:01,544 these last few days, as you can see it's still not enough. 161 00:08:01,546 --> 00:08:04,215 I need, uh, to individually speak 162 00:08:04,217 --> 00:08:05,519 to each remaining crew member. 163 00:08:05,521 --> 00:08:06,788 The undeadwood? 164 00:08:06,790 --> 00:08:08,157 Yes. 165 00:08:08,159 --> 00:08:12,131 Yeah, we need to eliminate one more person, 166 00:08:12,133 --> 00:08:13,735 and I cannot, uh, determine who that is 167 00:08:13,737 --> 00:08:15,070 until I actually understand... 168 00:08:15,072 --> 00:08:16,072 - Hmm. - Right. 169 00:08:16,074 --> 00:08:17,709 ...what it is you all do. 170 00:08:17,711 --> 00:08:20,181 Reg, look, th... that's unacceptable. 171 00:08:20,183 --> 00:08:21,551 - I mean, not to mention... - That doesn't... 172 00:08:21,553 --> 00:08:22,753 ...a waste of the crew's time. 173 00:08:22,755 --> 00:08:24,088 - We have a lot... - No. 174 00:08:24,090 --> 00:08:27,161 It's arithmetic. 175 00:08:27,163 --> 00:08:29,834 Also, um, in New Orleans, 176 00:08:29,836 --> 00:08:32,506 I was told that my suitcase would be delivered back 177 00:08:32,508 --> 00:08:34,677 to my, um, room... 178 00:08:34,679 --> 00:08:36,079 - Hmm. - ...and it never arrived. 179 00:08:36,081 --> 00:08:37,448 - It's a brown... - Brown. 180 00:08:37,450 --> 00:08:40,889 ...leather Fendi, um, suit... yeah. 181 00:08:40,891 --> 00:08:42,425 - You... you... you got that, right? - Fendi. 182 00:08:42,427 --> 00:08:44,532 Um, so if you hear anything... 183 00:08:45,601 --> 00:08:47,268 All right, then. 184 00:08:58,292 --> 00:09:00,327 I hear one more person's getting the ax. 185 00:09:00,329 --> 00:09:01,597 - You serious? - What? 186 00:09:01,599 --> 00:09:03,768 It's true. Double D wants us 187 00:09:03,770 --> 00:09:05,672 to justify our jobs to him. 188 00:09:05,674 --> 00:09:06,941 Who's Double D? 189 00:09:06,943 --> 00:09:08,176 This would not be happening 190 00:09:08,178 --> 00:09:09,547 if Phil was still here. 191 00:09:09,549 --> 00:09:10,949 That's a great shirt, by the way. 192 00:09:10,951 --> 00:09:13,688 Oi, West Coast, over here. Come on. 193 00:09:13,690 --> 00:09:15,293 You have a nickname? 194 00:09:17,565 --> 00:09:18,865 "West Coast"? 195 00:09:18,867 --> 00:09:20,401 That's me. 196 00:09:20,403 --> 00:09:22,204 Who made those shirts anyway? 197 00:09:22,206 --> 00:09:24,142 I don't know but they ask a good question. 198 00:09:24,144 --> 00:09:25,879 "What Would Phil Do?" 199 00:09:25,881 --> 00:09:27,415 Preston. 200 00:09:27,417 --> 00:09:29,285 Listen. We got a problem. 201 00:09:29,287 --> 00:09:30,722 Ye... yeah, we got a problem. 202 00:09:30,724 --> 00:09:32,325 It's the British money guy. 203 00:09:32,327 --> 00:09:34,563 No, it's this thing Christopher started doing, 204 00:09:34,565 --> 00:09:36,166 kissing his fingertips. 205 00:09:36,168 --> 00:09:38,805 Oh, yeah, that... right. That's... that's new. 206 00:09:38,807 --> 00:09:42,445 Yes, well, it's extremely disconcerting and disturbing. 207 00:09:42,447 --> 00:09:44,483 Someone needs to tell him to stop, and since Phil's 208 00:09:44,485 --> 00:09:47,021 not there, that someone is you, Bill. 209 00:09:48,192 --> 00:09:49,860 I just fucking miss Phil. 210 00:09:49,862 --> 00:09:52,264 You knew him for 45 minutes. 211 00:09:52,266 --> 00:09:54,503 Like the ancient Aztecs didn't look into someone's soul 212 00:09:54,505 --> 00:09:56,974 and feel a fucking eternity in the flash of a second? 213 00:09:56,976 --> 00:09:58,310 Come on! 214 00:09:58,312 --> 00:10:00,280 - So true, mate. - Unbelievable. 215 00:10:00,282 --> 00:10:02,452 This tour hasn't been the same since New Orleans. 216 00:10:02,454 --> 00:10:04,022 Fuckin' A, bro. 217 00:10:04,024 --> 00:10:05,026 That's right. 218 00:10:08,399 --> 00:10:10,904 Remember in New Orleans when Bill called me Maestra? 219 00:10:13,843 --> 00:10:16,480 Yeah, it's just something I remember. 220 00:10:16,482 --> 00:10:18,352 Double D, 12 o'clock. 221 00:10:20,056 --> 00:10:22,391 Even Reg gets a nickname. 222 00:10:22,393 --> 00:10:24,830 It started when Bill described him 223 00:10:24,832 --> 00:10:28,003 as "'Titanic' in a suit," which Shelli changed 224 00:10:28,005 --> 00:10:29,272 to Douchebag Dawson. 225 00:10:29,274 --> 00:10:30,608 'Cause he's going down. 226 00:10:30,610 --> 00:10:31,877 Exactly. 227 00:10:31,879 --> 00:10:33,948 And now we call him Double D 228 00:10:33,950 --> 00:10:36,554 so they can talk about him on the radio, so... 229 00:10:36,556 --> 00:10:37,889 Good morning. 230 00:10:37,891 --> 00:10:39,860 Mmm. 231 00:10:39,862 --> 00:10:41,062 - Gotta go. - Me too. 232 00:10:41,064 --> 00:10:43,035 Guitars need tuning. 233 00:10:45,272 --> 00:10:48,110 See you soon, guys. Looking forward. 234 00:10:50,449 --> 00:10:52,786 What is a grit exactly? 235 00:10:52,788 --> 00:10:55,458 Is it yet another form of potato? 236 00:10:55,460 --> 00:10:57,128 Grits aren't potatoes. They're grits. 237 00:10:57,130 --> 00:10:58,498 - I see. - They're made from corn. 238 00:10:58,500 --> 00:11:00,000 - Would you like mine? - No, thank you. 239 00:11:00,002 --> 00:11:03,440 I've had mine. 240 00:11:03,442 --> 00:11:05,512 - Yeah, sure. - All right. 241 00:11:12,293 --> 00:11:14,563 Wes, Winston. 242 00:11:14,565 --> 00:11:16,432 Top of the morning. 243 00:11:16,434 --> 00:11:19,473 Those shirts, uh, are they new merch? 244 00:11:19,475 --> 00:11:22,879 Who cares if people miss Phil, someone made a shirt? 245 00:11:22,881 --> 00:11:25,919 So are you gonna lead morning circle or what? 246 00:11:25,921 --> 00:11:27,789 We haven't had one since he left. 247 00:11:27,791 --> 00:11:29,325 That was Phil's thing. 248 00:11:29,327 --> 00:11:31,396 The holding hands and the "Hoo-haa" 249 00:11:31,398 --> 00:11:32,899 and all that, that was his deal. 250 00:11:32,901 --> 00:11:35,572 That's why it worked, 'cause it was his. 251 00:11:35,574 --> 00:11:38,243 I gotta find my own thing. 252 00:11:38,245 --> 00:11:41,851 People need a morning circle, Bill. 253 00:11:41,853 --> 00:11:44,355 It doesn't... it doesn't bother me that, um, 254 00:11:44,357 --> 00:11:46,994 people disperse the moment I arrive, you know? 255 00:11:48,365 --> 00:11:50,133 I prefer hominy grits. 256 00:11:50,135 --> 00:11:53,139 Our neighbor used to make us grits, 257 00:11:53,141 --> 00:11:56,814 and they would soak the corn in something... 258 00:11:56,816 --> 00:11:59,453 Oh, um, I've been meaning to ask you something. 259 00:11:59,455 --> 00:12:02,057 - Lye. - Hmm? 260 00:12:02,059 --> 00:12:03,260 They would soak the corn in lye. 261 00:12:03,262 --> 00:12:04,596 Hmm? 262 00:12:04,598 --> 00:12:05,798 The kernel would swell 263 00:12:05,800 --> 00:12:07,636 to twice of its original size. 264 00:12:07,638 --> 00:12:09,840 What made you come back? 265 00:12:16,522 --> 00:12:19,593 I don't know. 266 00:12:19,595 --> 00:12:22,532 Was it something specific that I said, 267 00:12:22,534 --> 00:12:24,937 or... or was it, um, more the fact 268 00:12:24,939 --> 00:12:27,107 that I just spoke to you at all? 269 00:12:27,109 --> 00:12:28,945 You think I came back because of you? 270 00:12:28,947 --> 00:12:30,682 If you want, you can ask me later, 'cause I'm gonna be, 271 00:12:30,684 --> 00:12:32,384 um, here all day collecting information. 272 00:12:32,386 --> 00:12:35,357 Wow. 273 00:12:35,359 --> 00:12:36,794 - Wow. - Okay. 274 00:12:36,796 --> 00:12:39,198 To be continued. 275 00:12:44,210 --> 00:12:46,847 Yo, West Coast, let's just hold fingertips. 276 00:12:46,849 --> 00:12:48,985 Okay, people! 277 00:12:48,987 --> 00:12:50,053 Morning. 278 00:12:50,055 --> 00:12:52,692 This is Memphis. 279 00:12:52,694 --> 00:12:56,165 So I'll just go ahead and say the word. 280 00:12:56,167 --> 00:12:58,103 - Elvis. - Whoo! 281 00:12:58,105 --> 00:13:00,877 All right. The King. 282 00:13:03,448 --> 00:13:07,555 Now, my own fascination with Elvis is very specific. 283 00:13:07,557 --> 00:13:09,726 It's the Tiki Room Elvis. 284 00:13:09,728 --> 00:13:12,832 It's the live at Graceland album Elvis. 285 00:13:12,834 --> 00:13:15,003 It's the going to see "Magnum Force" 286 00:13:15,005 --> 00:13:18,076 at the Memphian at midnight with Ginger Alden Elvis. 287 00:13:18,078 --> 00:13:20,915 It's the embattled Elvis 288 00:13:20,917 --> 00:13:23,721 during the late-night set at the Hilton Elvis. 289 00:13:23,723 --> 00:13:25,190 It's the wounded Elvis. 290 00:13:25,192 --> 00:13:27,862 After Elvis, "What Happened," Elvis? 291 00:13:27,864 --> 00:13:31,004 Disoriented, lonely. 292 00:13:32,440 --> 00:13:36,549 It's the troubled, epic Elvis. 293 00:13:38,886 --> 00:13:41,122 So a moment of silence. 294 00:13:49,307 --> 00:13:51,442 But, hey, let's, uh, 295 00:13:51,444 --> 00:13:54,716 let's talk about Alex Chilton and the Box Tops, right? 296 00:13:54,718 --> 00:13:56,954 Earnestine and Hazel's. 297 00:13:56,956 --> 00:14:00,327 The Peabody Hotel with those little ducks 298 00:14:00,329 --> 00:14:03,333 that wander across the lobby there. 299 00:14:03,335 --> 00:14:04,905 Can you feel it? 300 00:14:06,675 --> 00:14:10,748 So... our circle's gotten a little smaller 301 00:14:10,750 --> 00:14:14,923 these past few days, yes, but though less in number... 302 00:14:14,925 --> 00:14:17,795 Fewer in number or less in number? 303 00:14:17,797 --> 00:14:19,466 M-my... my dad would know that. 304 00:14:19,468 --> 00:14:22,237 He was... he was a real stickler for, uh, grammar 305 00:14:22,239 --> 00:14:24,108 and things like that. 306 00:14:24,110 --> 00:14:27,247 Anyhow, I'm gonna get better at this, so... 307 00:14:27,249 --> 00:14:28,951 - Hey... - Bill, Bill, remember that... 308 00:14:28,953 --> 00:14:30,320 - Oh, hold that. Sorry. - ...um, thing I asked you? 309 00:14:30,322 --> 00:14:31,757 - Dude! - Talk about those interviews. 310 00:14:31,759 --> 00:14:32,892 - Talk about those interviews. - Got it! 311 00:14:32,894 --> 00:14:34,563 - Yeah. - Pardon me, guys. 312 00:14:34,565 --> 00:14:37,301 Uh, Reg here requests a few moments of your time. 313 00:14:37,303 --> 00:14:41,476 But, uh, listen, I-I just want to say thank you and, um, 314 00:14:41,478 --> 00:14:43,012 it's gonna be a good day. 315 00:14:43,014 --> 00:14:44,583 - We'll, um... - Cheers, Bill, thanks. 316 00:14:44,585 --> 00:14:46,252 - He kind of... - Hey. 317 00:14:46,254 --> 00:14:48,256 - ...came at a crucial time. - Bill, we have proof. 318 00:14:48,258 --> 00:14:50,160 Video surveillance footage from Little Rock. 319 00:14:50,162 --> 00:14:51,429 It was The Head and The Heart. 320 00:14:51,431 --> 00:14:52,632 Check it out. 321 00:14:55,540 --> 00:14:57,809 Bill, if you don't ax this motherfucking opening act 322 00:14:57,811 --> 00:14:59,345 right now, I am so ready to do it. 323 00:14:59,347 --> 00:15:01,650 Hey, look, I can't find a replacement by tonight. 324 00:15:01,652 --> 00:15:03,119 - Do you understand? - Yes, you could, 325 00:15:03,121 --> 00:15:04,990 if you would just ask for help. 326 00:15:04,992 --> 00:15:09,768 Okay, well, just let... let me handle this in my own way. 327 00:15:24,631 --> 00:15:26,867 I love you. 328 00:15:26,869 --> 00:15:28,671 Are you Daddy's girl? 329 00:15:28,673 --> 00:15:29,973 Yeah. 330 00:15:29,975 --> 00:15:31,777 Okay, Delores, now put the baby on. 331 00:15:31,779 --> 00:15:34,181 - Hi, Daddy! - Hey, baby! 332 00:15:34,183 --> 00:15:36,018 - Ah... ugh. - I watch the video. 333 00:15:36,020 --> 00:15:37,557 - Later. - I miss y... 334 00:15:40,395 --> 00:15:43,132 I think you know why I'm here. 335 00:15:43,134 --> 00:15:47,407 Look, I had zero involvement in Phil's Katrina thing. 336 00:15:47,409 --> 00:15:49,044 The minute I discovered the defrauding, pfft, 337 00:15:49,046 --> 00:15:50,848 I blew the whistle. 338 00:15:50,850 --> 00:15:52,652 Okay, I was involved for a minute. 339 00:15:52,654 --> 00:15:54,421 I-I admit it. 340 00:15:54,423 --> 00:15:57,060 Easy money. Victimless crime. 341 00:15:57,062 --> 00:16:00,233 Okay, they were victims, but of really bad weather, not me. 342 00:16:00,235 --> 00:16:02,304 And then I came to my senses... 343 00:16:02,306 --> 00:16:05,176 ...after my wife threatened to leave me. 344 00:16:05,178 --> 00:16:07,815 Risking my life, I might add, 345 00:16:07,817 --> 00:16:12,492 because in the past, Phil has killed two people. 346 00:16:12,494 --> 00:16:14,996 On purpose! You ever look in his eyes? 347 00:16:14,998 --> 00:16:18,169 He's got those killer whale eyes, right before they lose it 348 00:16:18,171 --> 00:16:19,973 and eat they Sea World trainer. 349 00:16:19,975 --> 00:16:22,678 I mean, if Phil were to find out I turned him in? 350 00:16:22,680 --> 00:16:24,214 What? 351 00:16:24,216 --> 00:16:27,822 I worked so hard to get to a band of this level. 352 00:16:27,824 --> 00:16:31,162 If you let me go, I'm not going back to my old level. 353 00:16:31,164 --> 00:16:33,266 I won't have a level. I'll be level-less. 354 00:16:33,268 --> 00:16:34,401 Harvey, I'm not here to fire you. 355 00:16:34,403 --> 00:16:35,871 I just need to borrow your office. 356 00:16:35,873 --> 00:16:38,276 The one they gave me smells, but thanks for that. 357 00:16:38,278 --> 00:16:40,447 Oh. 358 00:16:40,449 --> 00:16:43,887 - Thank God. - But... 359 00:16:43,889 --> 00:16:47,227 ...I do expect your support. 360 00:16:47,229 --> 00:16:48,396 And loyalty. 361 00:16:48,398 --> 00:16:50,768 Of course! Of... 362 00:16:50,770 --> 00:16:53,139 man, I'm loyal as hell when I'm not snitching. 363 00:16:53,141 --> 00:16:54,476 Ha, I'm your dude. 364 00:16:54,478 --> 00:16:56,646 And thank you. 365 00:16:56,648 --> 00:16:58,884 - Can I hug you? - Absolutely not. 366 00:17:10,442 --> 00:17:11,843 Look, you're just gonna have to let people 367 00:17:11,845 --> 00:17:13,012 feel this way for a while. 368 00:17:13,014 --> 00:17:14,582 What? What way? 369 00:17:14,584 --> 00:17:16,520 People are pissed at you 'cause you left. 370 00:17:16,522 --> 00:17:19,526 Remember when Mom and Dad left, how we felt? 371 00:17:19,528 --> 00:17:22,030 See, this is why I can't be around you. 372 00:17:22,032 --> 00:17:23,700 And you can't demand a nickname. 373 00:17:23,702 --> 00:17:25,905 That shit's, like, bestowed. 374 00:17:25,907 --> 00:17:29,278 You gotta let people know, "Hey, I'm back, for real. 375 00:17:29,280 --> 00:17:31,081 You can count on me." 376 00:17:31,083 --> 00:17:35,156 I don't need your help, okay? 377 00:17:35,158 --> 00:17:37,995 And Mom would never have left if Dad hadn't. 378 00:17:37,997 --> 00:17:40,168 What is Winston doing? 379 00:17:43,676 --> 00:17:45,978 - Coloring. - With your balisong knife? 380 00:17:45,980 --> 00:17:47,682 Yeah. 381 00:17:47,684 --> 00:17:49,117 You provided him with a weapon. 382 00:17:49,119 --> 00:17:50,487 Ah, it's a loan. 383 00:17:50,489 --> 00:17:52,491 You should not be supervising a child. 384 00:17:52,493 --> 00:17:54,328 You should not have jumped onto my tour. 385 00:17:54,330 --> 00:17:55,464 I had to! 386 00:17:55,466 --> 00:17:56,466 I can't be at home, 387 00:17:56,468 --> 00:17:58,269 be around my home friends. 388 00:17:58,271 --> 00:18:00,306 I don't get their lives and they don't get mine either. 389 00:18:00,308 --> 00:18:02,912 Plus all the mail, trying to decide what to eat, 390 00:18:02,914 --> 00:18:04,482 it just get... oh, God! 391 00:18:04,484 --> 00:18:07,420 It's just... it's really hard being you. 392 00:18:07,422 --> 00:18:08,890 It gets to me. 393 00:18:08,892 --> 00:18:10,326 - You know what, Wes? - What? 394 00:18:10,328 --> 00:18:11,663 He's armed. 395 00:18:11,665 --> 00:18:13,834 Oh, Christ on a bike! Hey! 396 00:18:13,836 --> 00:18:15,904 Get back here, devil child! 397 00:18:15,906 --> 00:18:17,073 Ugh, fuck! Shit! 398 00:18:17,075 --> 00:18:19,779 There is no fucking reception here. 399 00:18:19,781 --> 00:18:22,652 - Uh, um... - What? 400 00:18:22,654 --> 00:18:24,421 ...no, nothing. 401 00:18:24,423 --> 00:18:28,162 Just, um... 402 00:18:28,164 --> 00:18:30,768 ...I'm back, for real. 403 00:18:30,770 --> 00:18:33,507 You can count on me, okay? 404 00:18:33,509 --> 00:18:36,680 Okay, yeah. Good. 405 00:18:36,682 --> 00:18:38,884 - You'll run the teleprompter. - What? 406 00:18:38,886 --> 00:18:40,988 Tom Staton requested a teleprompter. 407 00:18:40,990 --> 00:18:42,692 You get to run it. 408 00:18:42,694 --> 00:18:45,497 Yeah, this is Shelli. 409 00:18:45,499 --> 00:18:47,167 A teleprompter? 410 00:18:47,169 --> 00:18:48,970 You want me to explain what I do? 411 00:18:48,972 --> 00:18:52,478 The first band I ever worked for cried when I left them. 412 00:18:52,480 --> 00:18:54,247 I don't have to prove myself to you. 413 00:18:54,249 --> 00:18:57,053 Do you know how many times a day one of those local union guys 414 00:18:57,055 --> 00:18:59,692 asks me who in the band is my boyfriend, 415 00:18:59,694 --> 00:19:01,763 or if I know what all those little knobs do, 416 00:19:01,765 --> 00:19:04,000 or where the sound man is? 417 00:19:04,002 --> 00:19:06,271 Nobody has a thicker skin than me. 418 00:19:06,273 --> 00:19:08,777 My girlfriend is pregnant, and I love her, 419 00:19:08,779 --> 00:19:11,381 but she will never understand what I do. 420 00:19:11,383 --> 00:19:15,791 My girlfriend, who makes me come without touching me, 421 00:19:15,793 --> 00:19:17,628 will never really get it. 422 00:19:17,630 --> 00:19:21,669 So do you think you'll ever grasp it? 423 00:19:21,671 --> 00:19:23,874 And you are Donna. 424 00:19:28,351 --> 00:19:30,219 Hello, Head and The Heart. 425 00:19:30,221 --> 00:19:33,560 You look good. Yeah. 426 00:19:33,562 --> 00:19:36,533 You know, Coach John Wooden once said, 427 00:19:36,535 --> 00:19:41,041 "98% of who we are is equal to every other person. 428 00:19:41,043 --> 00:19:44,949 It's what you do with that extra 2%." 429 00:19:44,951 --> 00:19:48,757 Now, your great band is at a crossroads. 430 00:19:48,759 --> 00:19:52,263 So you can use your 2% for antagonism, 431 00:19:52,265 --> 00:19:55,938 or you can use your 2% to join our community, 432 00:19:55,940 --> 00:19:59,211 or you can continue to fuck with us, 433 00:19:59,213 --> 00:20:02,317 and we'll ask you to leave this tour. 434 00:20:02,319 --> 00:20:06,459 And that is the story of how malcontents are born. 435 00:20:06,461 --> 00:20:09,932 Now, I-I-I think we got off on the wrong foot, 436 00:20:09,934 --> 00:20:13,005 so let's change shoes. 437 00:20:13,007 --> 00:20:15,744 My dad taught me that. He was a shoe guy. 438 00:20:15,746 --> 00:20:18,516 Let's take the next step together. 439 00:20:18,518 --> 00:20:20,487 Let's... let's exercise together. 440 00:20:20,489 --> 00:20:22,423 Let's drink Bullet Coffees together. 441 00:20:22,425 --> 00:20:26,799 Coach Wooden, he also said, "Failure is not fatal. 442 00:20:26,801 --> 00:20:30,474 Failure to change might be." 443 00:20:30,476 --> 00:20:31,976 Gentlemen and ladies, 444 00:20:31,978 --> 00:20:34,147 this is a holy endeavor. 445 00:20:37,355 --> 00:20:39,291 Thanks. 446 00:20:41,798 --> 00:20:45,136 I-I-I-I got to admit, I-I was magnificent. 447 00:20:45,138 --> 00:20:47,407 I found a groove and I talked with them, 448 00:20:47,409 --> 00:20:48,843 you know, not at them. 449 00:20:48,845 --> 00:20:50,714 Eh, you can see how these cult leaders 450 00:20:50,716 --> 00:20:52,685 and televangelists, how they could get carried away... 451 00:20:52,687 --> 00:20:54,822 - They just quit. - What? 452 00:20:54,824 --> 00:20:56,693 Yeah, they're taking the Neil Young dates in Europe. 453 00:20:56,695 --> 00:20:59,097 - No! What about... - We need an opening act. 454 00:20:59,099 --> 00:21:02,170 Well, what about, like, Coach Wooden and the shoes? 455 00:21:02,172 --> 00:21:03,640 What shoes? 456 00:21:03,642 --> 00:21:06,679 We have less than six hours to find a replacement. 457 00:21:06,681 --> 00:21:09,785 - Call Phil! - No! You know, fuck it. 458 00:21:09,787 --> 00:21:13,058 I'll find a goddamn opening act on my own, okay? 459 00:21:13,060 --> 00:21:14,862 - I-I can't. - Wait. 460 00:21:14,864 --> 00:21:17,568 Where you going? 461 00:21:17,570 --> 00:21:19,905 Shelli for Kelly Ann. Meet me stage left. 462 00:21:19,907 --> 00:21:22,410 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten. 463 00:21:22,412 --> 00:21:23,682 What? 464 00:21:28,057 --> 00:21:30,560 Teleprompters are a snap. You'll be fine. 465 00:21:30,562 --> 00:21:33,666 Just do not look away, even for a second. 466 00:21:33,668 --> 00:21:35,737 I know a girl who did teleprompter for Sting. 467 00:21:35,739 --> 00:21:37,040 She leaned down to scratch her ankle 468 00:21:37,042 --> 00:21:38,543 in the middle of "Fields of Gold." 469 00:21:38,545 --> 00:21:40,179 The lyrics started scrolling in Spanish. 470 00:21:40,181 --> 00:21:42,116 Sting sang them in Spanish. "Campos de Oro." 471 00:21:42,118 --> 00:21:43,853 They were in France. 472 00:21:43,855 --> 00:21:46,559 She's in a group home now, but I will text you her number. 473 00:21:46,561 --> 00:21:48,295 She'll walk you through it. 474 00:21:48,297 --> 00:21:50,901 - I'm a rigger. I can't. - Yes, you can. 475 00:21:50,903 --> 00:21:53,372 You'll do both, plus... 476 00:21:53,374 --> 00:21:56,479 Uh, guys, why the fuck are the monitors not up yet? 477 00:21:56,481 --> 00:21:58,883 Plus any other crap job I dump on you. 478 00:21:58,885 --> 00:22:01,388 Someone's getting fired today. Do you get that? 479 00:22:01,390 --> 00:22:02,891 You're not in film school, Dorothy. 480 00:22:02,893 --> 00:22:05,029 Just lose the attitude. 481 00:22:05,031 --> 00:22:06,999 I mean, the fact that they even need a teleprompter 482 00:22:07,001 --> 00:22:08,736 - is kind of on you. - What? 483 00:22:08,738 --> 00:22:10,507 Well, you're the one who told them to change the set list. 484 00:22:10,509 --> 00:22:12,744 I never thought that they would listen. 485 00:22:12,746 --> 00:22:14,849 Just get your ass over to the Peabody. 486 00:22:14,851 --> 00:22:18,355 I'm gonna text you the alias Christopher's checked in under. 487 00:22:18,357 --> 00:22:20,294 Find out what songs they want programmed for tonight. 488 00:22:25,138 --> 00:22:26,772 Thank you! 489 00:22:26,774 --> 00:22:29,144 Uh, so two cities ago, uh, the band's stalker 490 00:22:29,146 --> 00:22:30,947 got backstage and firecrackers went off 491 00:22:30,949 --> 00:22:32,416 in the middle of the show. 492 00:22:32,418 --> 00:22:33,920 No, it was in the beginning. 493 00:22:33,922 --> 00:22:35,590 Yeah, no, I-I suppose my point is, Puna, 494 00:22:35,592 --> 00:22:38,763 what exactly is it you do? 495 00:22:38,765 --> 00:22:40,901 I sense. 496 00:22:40,903 --> 00:22:43,473 Oh, I'm... I'm... I'm afraid I'm gonna need a bit more than that. 497 00:22:43,475 --> 00:22:46,311 I have seen you... 498 00:22:46,313 --> 00:22:47,648 on your way to us. 499 00:22:47,650 --> 00:22:49,317 What, you mean this... this morning? 500 00:22:49,319 --> 00:22:53,025 No. On your way to us. 501 00:22:53,027 --> 00:22:56,131 You were chubby as a young one. 502 00:22:56,133 --> 00:22:59,471 How... how did you know that? 503 00:22:59,473 --> 00:23:01,842 You hate being touched. 504 00:23:01,844 --> 00:23:03,980 I know you are afraid. 505 00:23:03,982 --> 00:23:06,286 I see your fears. 506 00:23:10,629 --> 00:23:13,600 You won't fire me. 507 00:23:13,602 --> 00:23:17,440 And you will face those fears. 508 00:23:22,018 --> 00:23:23,953 It won't happen tonight. 509 00:23:23,955 --> 00:23:27,260 What... what won't ha... what won't happen? 510 00:23:27,262 --> 00:23:28,496 What won't happen? 511 00:23:35,311 --> 00:23:36,812 _ 512 00:23:36,814 --> 00:23:39,217 _ 513 00:24:17,228 --> 00:24:21,869 So, uh, Mr. Pigfucker... tell me about yourself. 514 00:24:21,871 --> 00:24:23,071 Uh, well, I've toured around the world 515 00:24:23,073 --> 00:24:24,808 with, like, 14 different bands. 516 00:24:24,810 --> 00:24:28,415 Um, I make the dankest coffee you'll probably ever drink. 517 00:24:28,417 --> 00:24:29,985 And when I'm home, I garden. 518 00:24:29,987 --> 00:24:31,989 I-I have a guitar-shaped garden. 519 00:24:31,991 --> 00:24:33,828 It's called the guitarden. 520 00:24:35,565 --> 00:24:36,732 Guitar and garden. 521 00:24:36,734 --> 00:24:40,038 Uh, and then I nanny this young gem. 522 00:24:40,040 --> 00:24:42,412 So what's your story? 523 00:24:44,282 --> 00:24:47,621 He's got a butterfly knife. 524 00:24:47,623 --> 00:24:49,958 - Oh, yeah, it's coloring time. - That's highly dangerous. 525 00:24:49,960 --> 00:24:51,194 You know how to work that thing, right? 526 00:24:51,196 --> 00:24:53,866 Show him. 527 00:24:53,868 --> 00:24:56,772 - Oh, Jesus. - Mm-hmm. 528 00:24:56,774 --> 00:24:59,143 Yeah! 529 00:24:59,145 --> 00:25:00,312 Please leave. 530 00:25:00,314 --> 00:25:02,183 Aw, come on. 531 00:25:02,185 --> 00:25:04,488 Thank you. 532 00:25:07,361 --> 00:25:09,397 Oh, may I help you, young lady? 533 00:25:09,399 --> 00:25:11,234 Yeah, I'm here to see a guest. 534 00:25:11,236 --> 00:25:13,940 Uh, Dan Manutsitch. 535 00:25:13,942 --> 00:25:16,411 Manutsitch? 536 00:25:16,413 --> 00:25:17,848 Yeah. 537 00:25:17,850 --> 00:25:19,050 First name? 538 00:25:19,052 --> 00:25:21,421 Uh, Dan. 539 00:25:21,423 --> 00:25:23,960 Last name? 540 00:25:23,962 --> 00:25:26,532 Manutsitch. 541 00:25:26,534 --> 00:25:30,940 Ma... nuts... 542 00:25:30,942 --> 00:25:31,976 ...itch. 543 00:25:31,978 --> 00:25:35,082 That... that's the one. 544 00:25:35,084 --> 00:25:36,619 Oh, here it is. 545 00:25:36,621 --> 00:25:37,921 Dan Manutsitch. 546 00:25:37,923 --> 00:25:40,660 Room 720. 547 00:25:42,398 --> 00:25:44,267 How is it? 548 00:25:44,269 --> 00:25:45,670 It's, um... 549 00:25:45,672 --> 00:25:47,172 Ahh. 550 00:25:49,178 --> 00:25:51,482 Huh? 551 00:25:51,484 --> 00:25:54,020 - Is it a good... - 160 over 103. 552 00:25:54,022 --> 00:25:55,422 Is that good or bad? 553 00:25:55,424 --> 00:25:57,126 - It's not good. - Fuck me. 554 00:25:57,128 --> 00:26:00,032 Oh, no, no, no. Don't swear. 555 00:26:00,034 --> 00:26:01,835 Okay, and you take good care of yourself. 556 00:26:01,837 --> 00:26:03,038 - Thank you. - Okay. 557 00:26:03,040 --> 00:26:04,474 - I care about you. - Thank you. 558 00:26:04,476 --> 00:26:05,777 - All right, honey. - Okay. 559 00:26:05,779 --> 00:26:07,747 There you go. All right. 560 00:26:08,918 --> 00:26:10,285 - Okay, thank you. - Okay. 561 00:26:14,597 --> 00:26:17,266 Bill, life is a gym, and I hear you are having 562 00:26:17,268 --> 00:26:18,903 a hell of a workout. 563 00:26:18,905 --> 00:26:20,740 Hey, Phil. How you doing? 564 00:26:20,742 --> 00:26:22,744 Well, we're up here on the launchpad in Finland. 565 00:26:22,746 --> 00:26:25,248 Blast off in two days, and Taylor Swift will be 566 00:26:25,250 --> 00:26:28,188 the first pop star to perform in space. 567 00:26:28,190 --> 00:26:30,359 "Planet Swift Tour," that's what we're calling it. 568 00:26:30,361 --> 00:26:32,129 No kidding? Well, I gotta say, 569 00:26:32,131 --> 00:26:34,000 I'm not surprised. She... she deserves 570 00:26:34,002 --> 00:26:35,470 to be the first one up there. 571 00:26:35,472 --> 00:26:37,641 Yes, she does. 572 00:26:37,643 --> 00:26:39,511 That's pretty exciting. 573 00:26:39,513 --> 00:26:41,482 Uh, Sean told me Head and The Heart quit on you. 574 00:26:41,484 --> 00:26:43,786 They... they did. It was amicable. 575 00:26:43,788 --> 00:26:45,389 Yeah, I still don't trust 'em. 576 00:26:45,391 --> 00:26:46,725 I hadn't trusted a northwest band 577 00:26:46,727 --> 00:26:48,228 since The Kingsmen rendered 578 00:26:48,230 --> 00:26:50,332 two minutes and 40 seconds of heaven 579 00:26:50,334 --> 00:26:52,169 - known as "Louie Louie." - Right. 580 00:26:52,171 --> 00:26:53,873 I knew you needed a new support act, 581 00:26:53,875 --> 00:26:55,342 and I made some calls for you, Bill. 582 00:26:55,344 --> 00:26:56,979 We... we are looking. Thank you. 583 00:26:56,981 --> 00:26:58,749 I found somebody for you. 584 00:26:58,751 --> 00:26:59,818 No kidding? 585 00:26:59,820 --> 00:27:01,989 Reignwolf. 586 00:27:01,991 --> 00:27:04,093 Great, Phil. Thank you. 587 00:27:04,095 --> 00:27:06,364 Say, uh, Phil, when... 588 00:27:06,366 --> 00:27:08,869 when you used to walk the guys to the stage, how would you... 589 00:27:08,871 --> 00:27:10,640 Give me a minute. What was that? 590 00:27:10,642 --> 00:27:12,811 Never mind. 591 00:27:12,813 --> 00:27:13,946 Thanks again. 592 00:27:13,948 --> 00:27:15,717 Happy to help, Bill. 593 00:27:15,719 --> 00:27:18,054 And remember, it's Taylor Swift's world. 594 00:27:18,056 --> 00:27:20,528 She's just letting us sit in it. 595 00:27:22,331 --> 00:27:24,634 Great. 596 00:27:24,636 --> 00:27:27,474 Come on, Bill, you got this. 597 00:27:27,476 --> 00:27:29,310 Where is it you're from exactly? 598 00:27:29,312 --> 00:27:31,314 North. The north. 599 00:27:31,316 --> 00:27:33,686 - Near Bristol. - Near Bristol? 600 00:27:33,688 --> 00:27:35,523 - Actually Bromley. - Bromley? 601 00:27:35,525 --> 00:27:38,496 Yeah, east side of the north side of Bromley. 602 00:27:38,498 --> 00:27:40,265 - Near Leamington Spa? - Yeah. 603 00:27:40,267 --> 00:27:42,236 Leamington Spa meets Bromley. That's right. 604 00:27:42,238 --> 00:27:44,908 Yeah, yeah, Bromley's nowhere near Leamington Spa or Bristol. 605 00:27:44,910 --> 00:27:48,214 It is, mate, if you travel... to the west, by the sea. 606 00:27:48,216 --> 00:27:52,457 Look, you are not from England. 607 00:27:52,459 --> 00:27:55,061 You are from New Jersey. 608 00:27:55,063 --> 00:27:57,299 I have your W-2 here. 609 00:27:57,301 --> 00:27:59,236 All right, all right, fine! Yeah, I admit it, all right? 610 00:27:59,238 --> 00:28:00,740 Look, I toured with Elvis Costello 611 00:28:00,742 --> 00:28:02,042 and... and I can't stop it, you know? 612 00:28:02,044 --> 00:28:03,344 It just happens. It comes out of me mouth. 613 00:28:03,346 --> 00:28:04,180 - It's just all... - Okay, enough. 614 00:28:04,182 --> 00:28:05,348 Enough! Enough! 615 00:28:05,350 --> 00:28:07,854 Please just give me some idea 616 00:28:07,856 --> 00:28:09,423 of what it is you do. 617 00:28:09,425 --> 00:28:10,827 Pretend I'm an alien. 618 00:28:10,829 --> 00:28:14,534 Explain to me what you do. 619 00:28:14,536 --> 00:28:17,105 I protect the bass, I fix broken things, 620 00:28:17,107 --> 00:28:19,511 and I owe a cruel obedience to anarchy. 621 00:28:19,513 --> 00:28:21,949 Right. Listen. 622 00:28:21,951 --> 00:28:25,590 Lose the offensive accent, or you're out. 623 00:28:25,592 --> 00:28:27,292 What accent? 624 00:28:27,294 --> 00:28:29,731 Okay. Terrific. 625 00:28:29,733 --> 00:28:31,300 - Great. - Thanks for your time. 626 00:28:31,302 --> 00:28:32,871 - Do I still have my job? - Thanks very much. 627 00:28:32,873 --> 00:28:33,973 - Great. - Thank you. 628 00:28:33,975 --> 00:28:35,576 Thank you. 629 00:28:35,578 --> 00:28:37,312 - Do you want it open or closed? - Closed, please. 630 00:28:37,314 --> 00:28:39,484 Closed, okay. 631 00:28:42,391 --> 00:28:44,426 Wesley, stop blowing up my phone 632 00:28:44,428 --> 00:28:46,732 asking me if I've seen Winston or your fucking knife. 633 00:28:46,734 --> 00:28:48,469 I'm about to see Christopher fucking House, 634 00:28:48,471 --> 00:28:50,005 who intimidates the shit out of me, 635 00:28:50,007 --> 00:28:51,975 to talk to him about the stupid fucking teleprompter, 636 00:28:51,977 --> 00:28:54,581 to which I am morally opposed but apparently is now my job. 637 00:28:54,583 --> 00:28:56,752 As opposed to you making friends and coffee, 638 00:28:56,754 --> 00:28:58,622 I am sleep deprived and I realize I have made 639 00:28:58,624 --> 00:28:59,991 a huge fucking mistake. 640 00:28:59,993 --> 00:29:01,795 I should have just quit since clearly 641 00:29:01,797 --> 00:29:03,264 nobody wants me to be here. 642 00:29:03,266 --> 00:29:05,302 And Spike Lee is leaving me automated messages 643 00:29:05,304 --> 00:29:07,807 telling me how happy he is that I'm going to NYU film school. 644 00:29:07,809 --> 00:29:09,276 But it's all good. 645 00:29:09,278 --> 00:29:10,412 I'll probably end up being the one 646 00:29:10,414 --> 00:29:11,548 who gets fired today. 647 00:29:11,550 --> 00:29:14,487 Wish me luck. 648 00:29:16,727 --> 00:29:18,963 Can you come with me this way? 649 00:29:18,965 --> 00:29:20,800 Kelly Ann is here for you. 650 00:29:20,802 --> 00:29:23,071 You can have a seat right there. 651 00:29:24,977 --> 00:29:26,480 Oh, "Dead Sex." 652 00:29:28,083 --> 00:29:31,155 Everybody watches it on the bus except for me. 653 00:29:37,167 --> 00:29:39,269 - "Why are you here?" - To ask you which songs 654 00:29:39,271 --> 00:29:40,840 you want to have on the teleprompter. 655 00:29:40,842 --> 00:29:42,643 "'Why are you here?' she cried, 656 00:29:42,645 --> 00:29:45,015 and in that moment, I died. 657 00:29:45,017 --> 00:29:46,451 To see her giving. 658 00:29:46,453 --> 00:29:50,559 A death worth living." 659 00:29:50,561 --> 00:29:53,064 That's amazing. Yeah. 660 00:29:55,203 --> 00:29:56,838 Anyway, I don't want anything 661 00:29:56,840 --> 00:29:58,241 on the fucking teleprompter, okay? 662 00:29:58,243 --> 00:29:59,844 Tom's the one who wants it. 663 00:29:59,846 --> 00:30:01,815 He's got lead singer shit to worry about. 664 00:30:01,817 --> 00:30:05,523 And I'm at least ten years away from "Stage-heimer's." 665 00:30:05,525 --> 00:30:08,161 I'm sorry. Um... 666 00:30:08,163 --> 00:30:11,902 ...so how's everyone feeling about all the changes 667 00:30:11,904 --> 00:30:13,605 and the British guy? 668 00:30:15,277 --> 00:30:17,079 Uh, they're kind of upset. 669 00:30:17,081 --> 00:30:20,353 I didn't know he was gonna fire people. 670 00:30:22,257 --> 00:30:24,527 - Do you want some raisins? - No, thanks. 671 00:30:24,529 --> 00:30:27,299 Not a fan of raisins, which is strange 672 00:30:27,301 --> 00:30:29,269 'cause usually I'll eat anything, 673 00:30:29,271 --> 00:30:31,407 but a raisin is essentially a person's idea 674 00:30:31,409 --> 00:30:35,315 of how to change a grape when a grape was already perfect. 675 00:30:35,317 --> 00:30:36,885 - Wow. - And philosophically, 676 00:30:36,887 --> 00:30:39,089 I hate how people add raisins 677 00:30:39,091 --> 00:30:40,258 where they do not belong. 678 00:30:40,260 --> 00:30:42,295 Stuffing, Cream of Wheat, salad. 679 00:30:42,297 --> 00:30:43,899 When will people learn 680 00:30:43,901 --> 00:30:46,938 that raisins are not always the answer? 681 00:30:46,940 --> 00:30:48,642 You're right. 682 00:30:48,644 --> 00:30:51,080 We gotta get rid of Reg. 683 00:30:51,082 --> 00:30:52,650 - Pardon me? - I get it. 684 00:30:52,652 --> 00:30:54,487 - You're talking in metaphor. - No, no, no. 685 00:30:54,489 --> 00:30:56,123 I was talking about actual raisins. 686 00:30:56,125 --> 00:30:58,161 Well, it was incredibly meaningful to me. 687 00:30:58,163 --> 00:31:00,666 Uh, which, uh, songs would you like 688 00:31:00,668 --> 00:31:01,601 to have on the teleprompter? 689 00:31:01,603 --> 00:31:03,705 I haven't decided. 690 00:31:03,707 --> 00:31:07,647 I feel this freedom to not have a plan 691 00:31:07,649 --> 00:31:09,984 ever since you said that thing about changing the set list. 692 00:31:09,986 --> 00:31:12,490 - But... - You have a gift, Kelly Ann, 693 00:31:12,492 --> 00:31:14,092 for saying what needs to be said. 694 00:31:14,094 --> 00:31:18,067 No. I just talk a lot, 695 00:31:18,069 --> 00:31:20,438 and I was talking about the raisins. 696 00:31:20,440 --> 00:31:21,641 No, you weren't. 697 00:31:21,643 --> 00:31:23,344 He's got an appointment right now, 698 00:31:23,346 --> 00:31:24,614 so you can actually get going. 699 00:31:24,616 --> 00:31:25,783 Sure. 700 00:31:25,785 --> 00:31:27,453 I... but I was actually talking 701 00:31:27,455 --> 00:31:30,492 about... about the raisins. 702 00:31:30,494 --> 00:31:32,697 Just, uh, ra... raisins, for sure. 703 00:31:32,699 --> 00:31:33,634 Okay. 704 00:31:34,970 --> 00:31:37,540 So you're... you're the tour manager. 705 00:31:37,542 --> 00:31:39,510 Oh, no, no, no. Bill is the tour manager. 706 00:31:39,512 --> 00:31:41,313 I'm the production manager. 707 00:31:41,315 --> 00:31:43,217 But Bill, uh, started doing merch. 708 00:31:43,219 --> 00:31:44,654 He goes all the way back with this band 709 00:31:44,656 --> 00:31:46,156 from before the beginning. 710 00:31:46,158 --> 00:31:48,194 He and Christopher were friends, uh, you know, 711 00:31:48,196 --> 00:31:49,664 since... since the eighth grade. 712 00:31:49,666 --> 00:31:52,637 Ah, so... could it be possible 713 00:31:52,639 --> 00:31:55,743 that because he works for his friend, 714 00:31:55,745 --> 00:32:00,753 that Bill could be, um... 715 00:32:00,755 --> 00:32:02,657 - ...coasting? - Well, that's fucking bullshit. 716 00:32:02,659 --> 00:32:03,659 - No, I... - No, no, no. 717 00:32:03,661 --> 00:32:05,094 Bill barely sleeps. 718 00:32:05,096 --> 00:32:07,466 This... this is a person with integrity. 719 00:32:07,468 --> 00:32:10,338 I mean, sure, he's unaware of it and... 720 00:32:10,340 --> 00:32:13,177 ...he hits on women half his age 721 00:32:13,179 --> 00:32:17,787 in a way that's borderline illegal and just sad to me, 722 00:32:17,789 --> 00:32:20,559 but, um... look. 723 00:32:20,561 --> 00:32:23,397 I suck at compliments, but this is a guy 724 00:32:23,399 --> 00:32:26,070 who reads Coach John Wooden's book before he goes to sleep 725 00:32:26,072 --> 00:32:29,142 because it's the one thing his fucking fiasco of a father 726 00:32:29,144 --> 00:32:33,017 ever gave him. 727 00:32:33,019 --> 00:32:37,192 Next question. 728 00:32:37,194 --> 00:32:39,196 I think we're good. 729 00:32:39,198 --> 00:32:41,668 Just so everyone's clear, tonight's opening act 730 00:32:41,670 --> 00:32:44,776 is going to be Reignwolf and not The Head and The Heart. 731 00:32:46,847 --> 00:32:50,351 Hey, thought I might find you up here. 732 00:32:50,353 --> 00:32:53,525 So, Reignwolf. Saving our ass. 733 00:32:53,527 --> 00:32:55,128 Yup. 734 00:32:55,130 --> 00:32:57,365 That's Phil's idea. 735 00:32:57,367 --> 00:33:00,873 Talk to Christopher about kissing his fingers? 736 00:33:00,875 --> 00:33:02,142 I mean, they're so close. 737 00:33:02,144 --> 00:33:03,879 Why can't Tom just tell him himself? 738 00:33:03,881 --> 00:33:05,516 Why can't they just talk about it? 739 00:33:05,518 --> 00:33:07,486 I guess there's just some things people, 740 00:33:07,488 --> 00:33:08,822 you know, don't know how to say. 741 00:33:08,824 --> 00:33:10,492 Gotta do it quick like ripping off a... 742 00:33:10,494 --> 00:33:13,665 I can't believe you called Phil behind my back. 743 00:33:13,667 --> 00:33:14,767 I-I didn't. 744 00:33:14,769 --> 00:33:16,270 No, you called your husband 745 00:33:16,272 --> 00:33:19,176 who works with Phil. 746 00:33:19,178 --> 00:33:20,546 Bill, I was trying to help. 747 00:33:20,548 --> 00:33:23,518 I-I don't want that kind of help. 748 00:33:23,520 --> 00:33:26,458 Hey, you think just 'cause Sean is on retainer 749 00:33:26,460 --> 00:33:29,396 with Taylor Swift, I'm sitting in a tub of butter? 750 00:33:29,398 --> 00:33:31,701 We keep our money separate, and my mother needs a new roof 751 00:33:31,703 --> 00:33:33,103 and both knees replaced. 752 00:33:33,105 --> 00:33:34,941 My medusa of a sister is no help at all. 753 00:33:34,943 --> 00:33:36,210 It all lands on me. 754 00:33:36,212 --> 00:33:38,047 And if this tour goes all to hell, 755 00:33:38,049 --> 00:33:39,249 who's getting fired? 756 00:33:39,251 --> 00:33:40,552 Christopher House's oldest friend? 757 00:33:40,554 --> 00:33:42,756 Probably not. 758 00:33:42,758 --> 00:33:44,392 "Sitting in a tub of butter"? 759 00:33:44,394 --> 00:33:46,096 - Pe... people say that? - Yes. 760 00:33:46,098 --> 00:33:47,500 I've got it! Why has this band 761 00:33:47,502 --> 00:33:48,969 never released a box set? 762 00:33:48,971 --> 00:33:52,576 Extra content, preexisting valuable stuff, 763 00:33:52,578 --> 00:33:57,586 that is the way to energize and monetize the fan base. 764 00:33:57,588 --> 00:33:59,824 Right. Well... 765 00:33:59,826 --> 00:34:01,126 Well, I think the thing is, Reg... 766 00:34:01,128 --> 00:34:02,362 - Mmm. - ...nobody in the band 767 00:34:02,364 --> 00:34:03,532 saved anything. 768 00:34:03,534 --> 00:34:04,534 Yeah, there... there's no collector 769 00:34:04,536 --> 00:34:05,769 in this band. 770 00:34:05,771 --> 00:34:07,740 There's no extra material. 771 00:34:07,742 --> 00:34:09,376 Jordan Cook just checked in backstage. 772 00:34:09,378 --> 00:34:11,246 Reignwolf is in the building. 773 00:34:11,248 --> 00:34:13,050 But I-I do have a suggestion 774 00:34:13,052 --> 00:34:15,556 if you're concerned about the brand. 775 00:34:15,558 --> 00:34:16,824 You know I am. 776 00:34:16,826 --> 00:34:18,595 It concerns Christopher. 777 00:34:18,597 --> 00:34:20,966 You know the thing he does, you know, with... 778 00:34:20,968 --> 00:34:22,770 ...kissing his fingertips? 779 00:34:22,772 --> 00:34:26,477 It... you know, sadly, they're mocking it on social media, Reg. 780 00:34:26,479 --> 00:34:28,347 - Are they? - Yes, they are. 781 00:34:28,349 --> 00:34:30,953 And, you know, somebody really needs to say something to him, 782 00:34:30,955 --> 00:34:34,827 because, between you and me, Tom hates it. 783 00:34:34,829 --> 00:34:36,598 And this is exactly the kind of thing 784 00:34:36,600 --> 00:34:38,702 that can, you know, pull a band apart. 785 00:34:38,704 --> 00:34:41,139 Well, Christopher has just asked to, uh, see me. 786 00:34:41,141 --> 00:34:43,344 I was gonna ask you if you knew what that was about. 787 00:34:43,346 --> 00:34:46,884 I-I don't, but, you know, what a great opportunity 788 00:34:46,886 --> 00:34:50,057 to... help the brand. 789 00:34:50,059 --> 00:34:52,061 Christopher is asking for Reg, 790 00:34:52,063 --> 00:34:54,500 and Reignwolf is ready for soundcheck. 791 00:34:56,640 --> 00:34:59,710 Can I get a little bit more, uh, monitor? 792 00:34:59,712 --> 00:35:01,848 Turn... turn the guitar, I would say. 793 00:35:01,850 --> 00:35:03,952 It's loud there. 794 00:35:03,954 --> 00:35:06,089 Uh, here's what we're gonna do. 795 00:35:06,091 --> 00:35:09,195 Just for tonight, I think, uh, it'd be badass if... 796 00:35:09,197 --> 00:35:11,868 bring that over here, uh, the drum. 797 00:35:11,870 --> 00:35:13,938 And I... can I bring you up a bit? 798 00:35:13,940 --> 00:35:16,511 If we did it more of a, like, a broke... 799 00:35:16,513 --> 00:35:18,515 a brokedown kind of... 800 00:35:29,539 --> 00:35:31,841 I'll go like this. Ah! 801 00:35:31,843 --> 00:35:35,414 ♪ Let's not get lost in the deep end ♪ 802 00:35:38,690 --> 00:35:42,228 ♪ Not when I'm catching my breath ♪ 803 00:35:42,230 --> 00:35:43,598 Uh... 804 00:35:45,838 --> 00:35:50,411 ♪ And I don't want to do this anymore ♪ 805 00:35:50,413 --> 00:35:52,950 ♪ I'm always saying ♪ 806 00:35:52,952 --> 00:35:57,926 ♪ You keep trying to break down my wall ♪ 807 00:35:57,928 --> 00:36:00,264 ♪ You just think you're ♪ 808 00:36:00,266 --> 00:36:03,571 ♪ Hardcore ♪ 809 00:36:03,573 --> 00:36:07,211 ♪ Hardcore ♪ 810 00:36:07,213 --> 00:36:12,221 ♪ I don't want to do it anymore ♪ 811 00:36:12,223 --> 00:36:14,192 And then we'll cut... he cut in like... 812 00:36:16,833 --> 00:36:18,433 Ahh! 813 00:36:37,440 --> 00:36:39,810 ♪ Your brother said he locked you up in the bedroom ♪ 814 00:36:39,812 --> 00:36:41,146 Ha! 815 00:36:44,254 --> 00:36:48,093 ♪ Your sister said she throw away the key ♪ 816 00:36:50,500 --> 00:36:52,301 ♪ Well there's nothing in the world ♪ 817 00:36:52,303 --> 00:36:55,341 ♪ Nothing in the world that's gonna stop you ♪ 818 00:36:57,915 --> 00:37:01,119 ♪ Hell no not even me ♪ 819 00:37:11,643 --> 00:37:14,212 ♪ Every time I get to feel like this ♪ 820 00:37:18,055 --> 00:37:20,424 Yes! Yes! 821 00:37:38,195 --> 00:37:42,769 ♪ I just can't do it anymore ♪ 822 00:37:49,184 --> 00:37:50,785 Whoo! 823 00:37:50,787 --> 00:37:52,622 Jesus Christ. 824 00:37:55,897 --> 00:37:58,835 Jordan, great job. 825 00:37:58,837 --> 00:38:01,072 Look, I can't tell you how relieved I am. 826 00:38:01,074 --> 00:38:04,178 I-I actually... I've been having some health issues, 827 00:38:04,180 --> 00:38:06,751 and... anyways. So glad to have you. 828 00:38:06,753 --> 00:38:09,122 We're gonna have a real blast these next few weeks. 829 00:38:09,124 --> 00:38:10,257 - Thank you. - Oh, Phil didn't tell you? 830 00:38:10,259 --> 00:38:11,660 No. 831 00:38:11,662 --> 00:38:13,196 I'm on my way out to Copenhagen 832 00:38:13,198 --> 00:38:14,800 right after the show tonight. 833 00:38:14,802 --> 00:38:15,935 - Europe? - Yeah. 834 00:38:15,937 --> 00:38:17,973 - No! No! - Yeah, man. 835 00:38:17,975 --> 00:38:19,442 Glad I could help out. 836 00:38:19,444 --> 00:38:21,514 Oh, my God. 837 00:38:21,516 --> 00:38:23,183 Fun times, man. 838 00:38:23,185 --> 00:38:25,020 We'll always have tonight. 839 00:38:57,086 --> 00:38:59,690 Nope, no set list yet, guys. 840 00:38:59,692 --> 00:39:01,594 Kelly Ann, where have you been? 841 00:39:01,596 --> 00:39:03,330 I went to the hotel and Christopher 842 00:39:03,332 --> 00:39:04,900 offered me raisins, and... 843 00:39:04,902 --> 00:39:06,971 Did he tell you which songs he wants programmed? 844 00:39:06,973 --> 00:39:09,375 No, he says he feels the freedom not to have a plan. 845 00:39:09,377 --> 00:39:10,979 Oh, fuck that. Okay, I need you to download 846 00:39:10,981 --> 00:39:12,716 everything for the teleprompter. When I get a set list, 847 00:39:12,718 --> 00:39:14,185 I'll tell you which songs to put on it. 848 00:39:14,187 --> 00:39:15,420 - Thanks. Thank you. - Don't thank me. 849 00:39:15,422 --> 00:39:16,826 - I don't mean it. - Good. 850 00:39:25,075 --> 00:39:26,376 Wha... what are you doing in here? 851 00:39:26,378 --> 00:39:27,512 What are you doing in here? 852 00:39:27,514 --> 00:39:29,248 I have to program my teleprompter. 853 00:39:29,250 --> 00:39:30,518 What? In a truck? 854 00:39:30,520 --> 00:39:31,887 'Cause I needed some place private. 855 00:39:31,889 --> 00:39:33,223 These cases are never unloaded. They're... 856 00:39:33,225 --> 00:39:34,560 Your little scheme to get me fired 857 00:39:34,562 --> 00:39:37,766 didn't quite come off. 858 00:39:37,768 --> 00:39:39,302 What are you talking about? 859 00:39:39,304 --> 00:39:42,241 Uh, I convinced them... 860 00:39:42,243 --> 00:39:44,078 ...to give me another chance somehow. 861 00:39:44,080 --> 00:39:46,382 I didn't try to get you fired. 862 00:39:46,384 --> 00:39:48,821 And there I was, thinking foolishly 863 00:39:48,823 --> 00:39:53,564 that we had the makings of some sort of friend... friendship. 864 00:39:53,566 --> 00:39:57,572 I was talking about raisins. 865 00:39:57,574 --> 00:39:59,943 I would never try to get a person fired. 866 00:39:59,945 --> 00:40:01,847 Even you. 867 00:40:01,849 --> 00:40:03,651 Tha... is that how you see me? 868 00:40:03,653 --> 00:40:07,124 As someone who would try to get you fired? 869 00:40:07,126 --> 00:40:08,928 Why? 870 00:40:08,930 --> 00:40:10,665 'Cause I'm wearing this stupid fucking T-shirt? 871 00:40:10,667 --> 00:40:11,867 I think it's a nice T-shirt. 872 00:40:11,869 --> 00:40:13,938 Yeah, don't take it personally. 873 00:40:13,940 --> 00:40:16,510 - Phil just mattered to people. - Yeah, I realized that. 874 00:40:16,512 --> 00:40:18,981 - That's why I had them made. - What? 875 00:40:18,983 --> 00:40:20,885 I believe in creative cost-effective ways 876 00:40:20,887 --> 00:40:25,227 of allowing workers to express their frustrations. 877 00:40:25,229 --> 00:40:27,732 Are you serious? 878 00:40:27,734 --> 00:40:30,070 Almost always. 879 00:40:30,072 --> 00:40:33,143 Like yourself. 880 00:40:33,145 --> 00:40:36,082 Now, I've told you my secret. 881 00:40:36,084 --> 00:40:38,388 You tell me one. 882 00:40:40,259 --> 00:40:42,361 I have to go. I have to figure out which songs 883 00:40:42,363 --> 00:40:43,831 they want to have on the teleprompter. 884 00:40:43,833 --> 00:40:46,369 Like, for instance, who is... who is this, um, 885 00:40:46,371 --> 00:40:49,175 Double D that everyone keeps talking about? 886 00:40:49,177 --> 00:40:50,678 Because I can't seem to find him or her 887 00:40:50,680 --> 00:40:52,348 in any of the paperwork. 888 00:40:52,350 --> 00:40:54,418 - What? - Um, it's you. 889 00:40:54,420 --> 00:40:55,555 It's your nickname. 890 00:40:55,557 --> 00:40:57,024 Yeah, Double D? 891 00:40:57,026 --> 00:41:00,432 And what... what does it stand for? 892 00:41:03,238 --> 00:41:06,008 Due Diligence. 893 00:41:06,010 --> 00:41:08,014 Really? 894 00:41:09,985 --> 00:41:12,989 Well, what do you know? 895 00:41:12,991 --> 00:41:15,396 I must be, uh, growing on them after all. 896 00:41:17,567 --> 00:41:19,201 Hey, guys, uh, okay, set lists are now available... 897 00:41:19,203 --> 00:41:21,072 Christ on a bike! 898 00:41:21,074 --> 00:41:24,178 ...production office. Come and get 'em. 899 00:41:24,180 --> 00:41:25,515 Mr. Diligence. 900 00:41:25,517 --> 00:41:28,621 ♪ Are you satisfied? ♪ 901 00:41:33,699 --> 00:41:37,404 ♪ Hey there's nowhere to go ♪ 902 00:41:42,416 --> 00:41:45,287 ♪ I've been paralyzed ♪ 903 00:41:45,289 --> 00:41:46,723 ♪ Ohh ♪ 904 00:41:51,635 --> 00:41:53,737 Hey! Hey! 905 00:41:53,739 --> 00:41:55,407 Whoa, w-w-what is it? W-what's wrong? 906 00:41:55,409 --> 00:41:56,577 No, please don't say anything because nothing... 907 00:41:56,579 --> 00:41:57,946 Is this... is this the teleprompter? 908 00:41:57,948 --> 00:41:59,248 - ...nothing that you... - Look, you just 909 00:41:59,250 --> 00:42:00,651 - gotta let it... - Just... 910 00:42:00,653 --> 00:42:02,120 Ahh. 911 00:42:02,122 --> 00:42:03,958 - Oh, say, Reg, did you get a... - What? 912 00:42:03,960 --> 00:42:06,028 Did you get a chance to mention it? 913 00:42:06,030 --> 00:42:07,532 What I spoke to you about earlier? 914 00:42:07,534 --> 00:42:09,134 Oh, what, you mean the finger kissing thing? 915 00:42:09,136 --> 00:42:10,605 - Yeah. - No, no, there wasn't time 916 00:42:10,607 --> 00:42:12,374 because, you see, I was too busy trying to convince 917 00:42:12,376 --> 00:42:13,978 your mate Chris not to fire me. 918 00:42:13,980 --> 00:42:15,413 So it looks like you're gonna 919 00:42:15,415 --> 00:42:16,617 have to tell him yourself after all. 920 00:42:16,619 --> 00:42:19,088 Well, Reg, just so you know, 921 00:42:19,090 --> 00:42:21,092 I never told Christopher he should fire you. 922 00:42:21,094 --> 00:42:22,294 I know. I know. 923 00:42:22,296 --> 00:42:24,131 I know 'cause I know who did. 924 00:42:24,133 --> 00:42:27,004 So, oh, you know, if we consolidate, um, 925 00:42:27,006 --> 00:42:29,108 some of these cases, we can eliminate one coach. 926 00:42:29,110 --> 00:42:30,678 You know the one with the discarded set pieces? 927 00:42:30,680 --> 00:42:33,149 - The old sets? - That way, we wouldn't need 928 00:42:33,151 --> 00:42:36,155 to let anybody else go. 929 00:42:43,271 --> 00:42:46,843 ♪ Are you satisfied? ♪ 930 00:42:58,401 --> 00:43:00,003 - Hey, brother. - Hey. 931 00:43:00,005 --> 00:43:02,508 How you doing? You look good. 932 00:43:02,510 --> 00:43:03,911 Okay, what's wrong? 933 00:43:03,913 --> 00:43:06,415 Well... 934 00:43:06,417 --> 00:43:09,355 ...I think we should just walk to the stage in silence. 935 00:43:09,357 --> 00:43:12,027 I-I mean, it's not like anything I say is gonna help, you know? 936 00:43:12,029 --> 00:43:14,033 Yes, in silence! Great. 937 00:43:15,035 --> 00:43:18,707 Like Phil always did it. 938 00:43:18,709 --> 00:43:21,813 Yeah, exactly. Like Phil did it. 939 00:43:21,815 --> 00:43:23,951 And you know the thing with the... 940 00:43:23,953 --> 00:43:25,454 ...with your fingers? 941 00:43:25,456 --> 00:43:27,458 - I do that? - You know you do. 942 00:43:27,460 --> 00:43:29,996 Is it, uh, is it pissing Tom off? 943 00:43:29,998 --> 00:43:31,833 You know it is. 944 00:43:31,835 --> 00:43:33,403 So what about it? 945 00:43:33,405 --> 00:43:34,839 Well... 946 00:43:34,841 --> 00:43:37,044 Bill, before I forget, 947 00:43:37,046 --> 00:43:39,584 that toilet's clogged. 948 00:43:41,822 --> 00:43:43,757 I'll take care of it. 949 00:43:43,759 --> 00:43:44,859 Excuse me. 950 00:43:44,861 --> 00:43:46,897 I'll shut this so you can... 951 00:43:50,372 --> 00:43:54,445 Hey, just need you to approve the set list. 952 00:43:54,447 --> 00:43:57,117 Oh, and, uh, Tom wants these three songs on the teleprompter. 953 00:43:58,589 --> 00:44:01,893 - That okay? - Whatever Tom wants. 954 00:44:01,895 --> 00:44:02,762 Great. Thanks. 955 00:44:02,764 --> 00:44:04,833 Shit. Shit! 956 00:44:04,835 --> 00:44:06,636 Is there someone in your bathroom? 957 00:44:06,638 --> 00:44:08,172 - Oh, just Bill. - So much water! 958 00:44:08,174 --> 00:44:09,676 - Dealing with a clog. - Everywhere. 959 00:44:09,678 --> 00:44:11,880 - Game on. - Come on. 960 00:44:11,882 --> 00:44:15,019 I'm gonna hand these out and then I'll be back. 961 00:44:18,394 --> 00:44:20,163 Guys, here you go. 962 00:44:20,165 --> 00:44:22,367 Patience is a virtue. 963 00:44:22,369 --> 00:44:24,271 Kelly Ann? 964 00:44:24,273 --> 00:44:26,943 "Coyote Kisses," "How It Fades," 965 00:44:26,945 --> 00:44:28,714 "Miss Begotten." 966 00:44:28,716 --> 00:44:30,684 Wait a second. Wait! 967 00:44:30,686 --> 00:44:32,688 I need the lyrics. 968 00:44:32,690 --> 00:44:33,757 The Blue and The Black website. 969 00:44:33,759 --> 00:44:35,628 It has every Staton-House lyric. 970 00:44:35,630 --> 00:44:37,297 Right, yeah. 971 00:44:53,465 --> 00:44:55,469 It's me. 972 00:44:59,578 --> 00:45:01,646 Well, the good news is, 973 00:45:01,648 --> 00:45:04,552 these T-shirts, they're really absorbent. 974 00:45:04,554 --> 00:45:06,523 The bad news is... 975 00:45:06,525 --> 00:45:08,226 ...I'm dying. 976 00:45:08,228 --> 00:45:10,564 I had my blood pressure checked. 977 00:45:10,566 --> 00:45:12,969 Uh, it... it scared a nurse. 978 00:45:12,971 --> 00:45:14,939 Of course your blood pressure's high. 979 00:45:14,941 --> 00:45:18,914 You drink 18 espressos and wash it down with Bullet Coffee. 980 00:45:18,916 --> 00:45:20,416 I'll do this. 981 00:45:20,418 --> 00:45:22,889 It's time to walk 'em to the stage, 982 00:45:22,891 --> 00:45:24,659 as only you can. 983 00:45:24,661 --> 00:45:27,465 Why'd he have to leave? 984 00:45:27,467 --> 00:45:30,436 I fucking miss him. 985 00:45:30,438 --> 00:45:31,506 Your dad? 986 00:45:31,508 --> 00:45:33,944 No, Phil. Fucking Phil. 987 00:45:33,946 --> 00:45:37,687 I don't miss my dad... that often. 988 00:45:40,158 --> 00:45:45,133 I can't fill Phil's shoes. 989 00:45:45,135 --> 00:45:46,538 Just be you. 990 00:45:48,341 --> 00:45:52,848 So... I know why The Head and The Heart were so pissed off. 991 00:45:52,850 --> 00:45:55,219 Milo accused them of drawing Dirty Sanchezes 992 00:45:55,221 --> 00:45:56,890 on Rick's Potato Heads. 993 00:45:56,892 --> 00:45:58,292 They didn't do it. 994 00:45:58,294 --> 00:45:59,462 It was Winston. 995 00:45:59,464 --> 00:46:02,635 - The devil child? - Mm-hmm. 996 00:46:02,637 --> 00:46:04,071 You really are Nancy Drew. 997 00:46:09,985 --> 00:46:14,826 You know, Double D suggested that we send back that truck 998 00:46:14,828 --> 00:46:17,698 that has the old set on it to save money. 999 00:46:17,700 --> 00:46:20,003 Fuck. That's actually a good idea. 1000 00:46:20,005 --> 00:46:22,508 Yeah, I know. 1001 00:46:22,510 --> 00:46:23,977 - Fuck him. - Mm-hmm. 1002 00:46:23,979 --> 00:46:25,279 - Fuck 'em all. - Mmm. 1003 00:46:25,281 --> 00:46:28,520 Get out there. I got this. 1004 00:46:30,459 --> 00:46:34,197 I can't believe I've been co-opted into teleprompting. 1005 00:46:34,199 --> 00:46:36,669 It's inauthentic. 1006 00:46:36,671 --> 00:46:39,174 It's false. 1007 00:46:39,176 --> 00:46:41,078 Copy that one. 1008 00:46:41,080 --> 00:46:43,683 I really appreciate this. 1009 00:46:43,685 --> 00:46:46,589 I know. 1010 00:46:46,591 --> 00:46:48,727 Look, I was emotionally prepared for you 1011 00:46:48,729 --> 00:46:50,664 not to be here anymore, so... 1012 00:46:50,666 --> 00:46:52,735 No, I-I get it. 1013 00:46:52,737 --> 00:46:57,547 So now you're back, it's just hard to even look at you. 1014 00:47:00,619 --> 00:47:04,525 Oh, this song... makes me cry. 1015 00:47:04,527 --> 00:47:09,201 I mean, you were my best friend on this tour, besides Milo. 1016 00:47:09,203 --> 00:47:11,573 - I was? - We gave you a pie. 1017 00:47:11,575 --> 00:47:13,510 And with that pie, 1018 00:47:13,512 --> 00:47:17,585 I symbolically severed myself from you. 1019 00:47:17,587 --> 00:47:20,323 Yeah, I mean, it makes... it makes sense. 1020 00:47:20,325 --> 00:47:22,928 Lose the songwriter credits. 1021 00:47:22,930 --> 00:47:25,834 I mean, I still love you, 1022 00:47:25,836 --> 00:47:27,571 but you're not getting your bunk back. 1023 00:47:40,131 --> 00:47:41,933 I fucking did it! 1024 00:47:43,237 --> 00:47:44,772 Yeah! 1025 00:48:00,338 --> 00:48:01,338 Hi. 1026 00:48:23,050 --> 00:48:26,221 Woo-hoo! Whoo! 1027 00:48:30,633 --> 00:48:31,966 Hey! 1028 00:48:31,968 --> 00:48:34,672 You gotta stop with the... 1029 00:48:34,674 --> 00:48:36,609 No more. 1030 00:48:36,611 --> 00:48:39,749 Yeah, you're right, Bill. 1031 00:48:39,751 --> 00:48:41,351 You always tell me the truth. 1032 00:48:41,353 --> 00:48:43,625 I try. 1033 00:48:52,977 --> 00:48:54,979 Good show, dude. 1034 00:49:02,695 --> 00:49:07,695 Sync and corrections by explosiveskull www.addic7ed.com