1 00:00:16,540 --> 00:00:19,690 ♪ When you're love, you know you're in love 2 00:00:19,740 --> 00:00:23,260 ♪ No matter what you try to do 3 00:00:24,460 --> 00:00:27,580 ♪ You might as well resign yourself 4 00:00:28,060 --> 00:00:31,100 ♪ To what you're going through 5 00:00:32,420 --> 00:00:35,580 ♪ If you're a hard man or if you're a child 6 00:00:36,020 --> 00:00:39,060 ♪ It still might get to you 7 00:00:40,100 --> 00:00:43,370 ♪ Don't kid yourself you've seen it all before 8 00:00:43,420 --> 00:00:47,500 ♪ A million mouths have said that too ooh-ooh 9 00:01:03,820 --> 00:01:07,050 ♪ I've had my hard times in the past 10 00:01:07,100 --> 00:01:10,500 ♪ I've been a husband and a lover too 11 00:01:11,700 --> 00:01:15,130 ♪ I've lain alone and cried at night 12 00:01:15,180 --> 00:01:18,620 ♪ Over what love made me do 13 00:01:20,060 --> 00:01:22,810 ♪ And the loved ones who let me down 14 00:01:22,860 --> 00:01:26,740 ♪ And didn't share my point of view... ♪ 15 00:01:28,180 --> 00:01:31,050 This is me, son. I'd better get to work. 16 00:01:31,500 --> 00:01:34,210 No, please don't go. 17 00:01:34,260 --> 00:01:37,730 Come on, mate. You don't want to be late on your first day, do you? 18 00:01:37,780 --> 00:01:39,650 Hm? 19 00:01:39,700 --> 00:01:42,930 - You can tell me all about it at teatime. Yeah? - Mm. 20 00:01:42,980 --> 00:01:45,580 - See you later. - See you later. 21 00:01:46,620 --> 00:01:48,760 You knock 'em dead, son. 22 00:01:53,020 --> 00:01:55,020 Come on. 23 00:02:05,220 --> 00:02:08,610 Here's your PE kit. Don't sell it. I want it all back, all right? 24 00:02:08,660 --> 00:02:11,490 Give us a kiss. Have a brilliant day. Enjoy it. 25 00:02:11,540 --> 00:02:13,880 Have a good first day. Yeah? 26 00:02:14,980 --> 00:02:16,580 Right. 27 00:02:20,180 --> 00:02:23,170 - You weren't thinking of keeping that, were you? - No, course not. 28 00:02:23,220 --> 00:02:26,050 I'm only messing. Bugger all in it anyway. 29 00:02:26,100 --> 00:02:28,090 Well, don't you look dapper, eh? 30 00:02:28,140 --> 00:02:30,930 First day? Yeah, it's my Nessa's first day an' all. 31 00:02:30,980 --> 00:02:35,280 Got a son here too. He's over there with his coat on backwards. 32 00:02:35,660 --> 00:02:38,210 - Here you are. You won't mind, would you? - Oh, um... 33 00:02:38,260 --> 00:02:41,360 Only got baby Graham left and then I am free. 34 00:02:41,500 --> 00:02:44,410 - You got any more? - Er, no, only Dean. - Ah. 35 00:02:44,460 --> 00:02:48,210 Here you are. You would charm the birds out of the trees, wouldn't you? 36 00:02:48,260 --> 00:02:50,250 Just like your daddy. 37 00:02:50,300 --> 00:02:52,370 - Mrs Dempsey? - Yeah. 38 00:02:53,140 --> 00:02:56,810 Seems the money from Ian's zoo trip last term is still outstanding. 39 00:02:56,860 --> 00:02:59,650 - All right. - If you're having difficulty... 40 00:02:59,700 --> 00:03:03,140 - Keep your wig on. I'll just give it to you tomorrow. - Right. 41 00:03:03,780 --> 00:03:07,090 This is the third of my lot that she's tried to teach. 42 00:03:07,140 --> 00:03:10,340 What she really needs is a bloody good shag. 43 00:03:16,740 --> 00:03:19,860 - Pork belly, Pauline? - Hm? - Pork belly for dinner tonight? 44 00:03:20,180 --> 00:03:23,700 I asked Russell to keep some back from this morning's delivery. 45 00:03:24,380 --> 00:03:26,380 Sorry, Brian. 46 00:03:30,900 --> 00:03:32,900 That sounds lovely. 47 00:03:51,940 --> 00:03:54,330 Oh, Russell. Have a care, man. 48 00:03:54,380 --> 00:03:58,810 What sort of impression does canoodling in the street have on Spake's good name? 49 00:03:58,860 --> 00:04:02,490 - Not a very good one? - Exactly. Put him down. He's got the scrag end to sort. 50 00:04:02,540 --> 00:04:05,450 - Yes, sorry, Mr Spake. - Look we are engaged, Mr Spake. 51 00:04:05,500 --> 00:04:07,970 Yes, but engaged in what, Dawn? 52 00:04:11,500 --> 00:04:14,450 - I gotta go. - Russell! There's a queue forming. 53 00:04:14,500 --> 00:04:17,040 - I'm coming, Mr Spake. - Er... 54 00:04:17,100 --> 00:04:19,100 I don't think so. 55 00:04:29,340 --> 00:04:31,410 Be with you in a minute 56 00:04:57,140 --> 00:05:01,450 - Mrs Spake, I've finished in the front room. - The 'lounge', please, Stephanie. 57 00:05:01,500 --> 00:05:05,200 I'll do upstairs next, I can see you're busy in here. 58 00:05:10,260 --> 00:05:12,260 Frank Ardle. 59 00:05:14,140 --> 00:05:15,890 - Jack Fryer. - Bastard. 60 00:05:15,940 --> 00:05:18,140 Let's keep this civilized. 61 00:05:18,660 --> 00:05:20,660 Malcolm Gates. 62 00:05:21,820 --> 00:05:23,820 Maurice Cole. 63 00:05:30,260 --> 00:05:32,260 And Terry Kirke. 64 00:05:33,300 --> 00:05:37,410 - Cheers, Gordon, you fat wazzock. - No need for that. - No-one's letting you go though. 65 00:05:37,460 --> 00:05:39,460 You bastard. 66 00:05:41,900 --> 00:05:45,600 You lot'll be next. The place has only got six months. 67 00:05:57,580 --> 00:05:59,570 Hi, love. 68 00:05:59,620 --> 00:06:03,540 Dean's in bed. He waited up as long as he could, but he's shattered so... 69 00:06:03,700 --> 00:06:06,240 I think he had a good first day. 70 00:06:06,380 --> 00:06:09,900 Er, I've... I've kept your tea warm. 71 00:06:14,620 --> 00:06:16,620 So, er... 72 00:06:17,740 --> 00:06:20,140 .. now that Dean's in school, 73 00:06:21,140 --> 00:06:22,850 I want to get a job. 74 00:06:22,900 --> 00:06:25,500 And um... and I found this. 75 00:06:26,980 --> 00:06:29,010 I'll keep the cleaning on. 76 00:06:29,060 --> 00:06:31,450 It's sales work, it's evenings. 77 00:06:31,500 --> 00:06:33,700 - So -- - Exotic lingerie? 78 00:06:34,180 --> 00:06:36,570 - I know it -- - What the hell's exotic lingerie? 79 00:06:36,620 --> 00:06:39,160 Well, it's... selling underwear. 80 00:06:39,820 --> 00:06:41,610 What, to dirty old men? 81 00:06:41,660 --> 00:06:44,400 No, it's 'ladies only' parties, look. 82 00:06:44,820 --> 00:06:47,160 I don't want you doing that. 83 00:06:49,260 --> 00:06:52,360 - Don't be silly. It's just underwear. - No. 84 00:07:04,540 --> 00:07:06,540 I got laid off. 85 00:07:08,900 --> 00:07:10,500 What? 86 00:07:13,220 --> 00:07:16,220 - God, Terry, they can't do that. - It's a friggin' joke. 87 00:07:18,300 --> 00:07:22,400 If it wasn't for us they wouldn't even have a poxy factory. 88 00:07:24,260 --> 00:07:26,260 Love, I'm so sorry. 89 00:07:27,660 --> 00:07:31,450 But, look, you'll find something else. I can get more work. 90 00:07:31,500 --> 00:07:34,290 Have you got any idea what it's like out there? 91 00:07:34,340 --> 00:07:37,440 - Terry, I -- - I don't want to talk about it. 92 00:08:02,980 --> 00:08:05,890 - Dean, that's the rent money. - Mum, look, we're rich. 93 00:08:05,940 --> 00:08:07,890 No, love, don't play with that. 94 00:08:07,940 --> 00:08:09,940 Er, Terry, 95 00:08:10,500 --> 00:08:13,370 we're popping down the shops to get something for tea. 96 00:08:13,420 --> 00:08:17,050 - Isn't Dad getting up today? - He will love... later. 97 00:08:17,100 --> 00:08:19,100 Come on. 98 00:08:20,020 --> 00:08:23,020 But, Mum, please. He's not had his tea yet. 99 00:08:23,380 --> 00:08:25,570 Right, what can I get you lovely ladies? 100 00:08:25,620 --> 00:08:28,050 Er, neck of lamb please, Mr Spake. 101 00:08:28,100 --> 00:08:30,570 Mum, is Daddy angry at us? 102 00:08:30,620 --> 00:08:34,580 - No, of course not, love. He... He's just a bit sad. - Because he lost his job? 103 00:08:35,180 --> 00:08:37,180 He's done what? 104 00:08:38,220 --> 00:08:40,930 - Is this true, Stephanie? - Mum, it's not his fault. 105 00:08:40,980 --> 00:08:44,410 - Well, whose fault is it then? - Mum, they're laying everyone off. 106 00:08:44,460 --> 00:08:47,860 So he says. He can't keep his mouth shut, that one. 107 00:08:48,460 --> 00:08:51,250 - His temper will be the undoing of him. - Mum, please. 108 00:08:51,300 --> 00:08:54,930 Oi! The kiddie's taking money from the spastic box? 109 00:08:54,980 --> 00:08:58,940 Course he's not, he just... likes the dog on it is all. 110 00:09:07,020 --> 00:09:09,160 My husband's an invalid. 111 00:09:10,300 --> 00:09:11,700 Oh. 112 00:09:12,260 --> 00:09:14,730 Two thin pork sausages, please. 113 00:09:14,860 --> 00:09:18,980 I hope Terry's not lying around at home wallowing in self pity. 114 00:09:20,300 --> 00:09:23,010 You don't want to end up on the social, Stephanie. 115 00:09:23,060 --> 00:09:25,050 I'm going to get a job. 116 00:09:25,100 --> 00:09:27,460 - Doing what? - Sales. 117 00:09:27,820 --> 00:09:29,530 Sales? 118 00:09:29,580 --> 00:09:32,250 Aw, Stephanie, love, don't be daft. 119 00:09:32,300 --> 00:09:36,020 I mean, you've got to have something about you to do that. 120 00:09:53,180 --> 00:09:56,730 I thought you were staying for a cup of tea. You always do on Wednesday. 121 00:09:56,780 --> 00:09:59,810 I'm sorry, but I've got an appointment 122 00:09:59,860 --> 00:10:03,130 - and I really don't want to be late. - No, of course. 123 00:10:03,180 --> 00:10:06,700 Probably for the best. I've got things to be getting on with too. 124 00:10:07,700 --> 00:10:09,780 Mrs Spake, my wages... 125 00:10:10,420 --> 00:10:12,420 On the side. 126 00:10:13,740 --> 00:10:15,740 Thanks, Mrs Spake. 127 00:10:20,660 --> 00:10:22,730 Oh, Stephanie, hang on. 128 00:10:25,940 --> 00:10:28,410 You've mopped me into a corner. 129 00:10:45,620 --> 00:10:47,620 - Oh. - Oh! 130 00:10:49,180 --> 00:10:51,170 I will if you will. 131 00:10:51,220 --> 00:10:53,420 - Er, I... - Oh, come on. 132 00:10:57,420 --> 00:10:59,890 Well, there you have it. 133 00:10:59,940 --> 00:11:02,140 What do you think, ladies? 134 00:11:11,540 --> 00:11:14,130 It seems shocking, I realise that, 135 00:11:14,180 --> 00:11:16,730 but I'm telling you, women want to 136 00:11:16,780 --> 00:11:19,860 reignite the passion in their marriages, make sex fun. 137 00:11:24,500 --> 00:11:27,660 There are people out there who think women aren't interested in sex. 138 00:11:28,340 --> 00:11:30,170 But they're wrong. 139 00:11:30,220 --> 00:11:32,890 And I want you to help me prove it. 140 00:11:33,900 --> 00:11:35,900 Beats selling wicker. 141 00:11:36,860 --> 00:11:38,860 Sod it. I'm in. 142 00:11:41,500 --> 00:11:43,370 I can't do this. 143 00:11:43,420 --> 00:11:46,570 - I thought it was just selling underwear. - Where are you going? 144 00:11:46,620 --> 00:11:50,610 We can make some money with this. She just said 30% on everything we sell. 145 00:11:50,660 --> 00:11:54,580 I don't think I can stand up in front of a group of women and talk about... 146 00:11:55,780 --> 00:11:59,080 - .. those. - We've got to give it a go though. 147 00:11:59,180 --> 00:12:01,180 Right? 148 00:12:06,680 --> 00:12:10,000 Oh, my God. Did I really just invest in a box of... 149 00:12:10,520 --> 00:12:13,190 - marital aids? - Yeah, you bloody did. 150 00:12:13,240 --> 00:12:15,230 Oh, it's gonna be a right giggle. 151 00:12:15,280 --> 00:12:19,080 My Kieren is gonna soddin' love all this. What husband wouldn't, eh? 152 00:12:20,880 --> 00:12:23,590 - Not telling yours? - Er... no, I will. 153 00:12:23,640 --> 00:12:27,070 - I just... need to prove it'll work first. - You will. 154 00:12:27,120 --> 00:12:30,420 Now all we need to do is get ourselves a party. 155 00:12:32,080 --> 00:12:35,270 Those factory bosses don't give a toss about the likes of us. 156 00:12:35,320 --> 00:12:38,400 That's the beauty of this. You'll be your own boss. 157 00:12:38,840 --> 00:12:42,320 50 up front, the rest next week and that's it, you're in. 158 00:12:42,840 --> 00:12:46,720 I really like my hair now the perm's dropped. 159 00:12:48,160 --> 00:12:51,660 You should get a perm, they're great for lank hair. 160 00:12:53,480 --> 00:12:55,480 Um, Lisa, 161 00:12:56,600 --> 00:13:00,350 would you ever host one of those party-plan sales things? 162 00:13:00,400 --> 00:13:02,350 Not bloody likely, they're awful. 163 00:13:02,400 --> 00:13:06,720 Some tacky woman begging you to buy plastic stackable containers. 164 00:13:07,560 --> 00:13:10,560 How desperate do you have to be to do that? 165 00:13:12,800 --> 00:13:14,990 Don't you ever want more 166 00:13:15,040 --> 00:13:17,390 than... just this? 167 00:13:17,440 --> 00:13:21,360 Yeah, course. I can't wait to have a baby like you and not have to work. 168 00:13:23,080 --> 00:13:26,160 I think Barry should get his sperm counted or summat... 169 00:13:26,880 --> 00:13:30,280 cos there's definitely summat up with his pecker. 170 00:13:35,520 --> 00:13:37,390 I bloody love this song. 171 00:13:37,440 --> 00:13:40,720 I don't know, Jim. I'm not sure. It's a lot of money. 172 00:13:41,680 --> 00:13:44,880 Maybe you have to run it past the little wife. 173 00:13:47,720 --> 00:13:49,720 I'll think about it. 174 00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:55,670 - All right, there you are. - Cheers. You didn't have to get a round in. 175 00:13:55,720 --> 00:13:58,460 I'm not in the workhouse yet, Barry. 176 00:13:58,560 --> 00:14:00,430 I know, mate. 177 00:14:00,480 --> 00:14:03,220 Here's to you finding something soon. 178 00:14:05,960 --> 00:14:07,950 What did he want? 179 00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:10,000 Nothing. 180 00:14:31,280 --> 00:14:33,270 Are you all right? 181 00:14:33,320 --> 00:14:35,320 Yeah, I just... 182 00:14:35,720 --> 00:14:37,710 I've had too many beers. 183 00:14:37,760 --> 00:14:40,160 Oh, you didn't have that many. 184 00:14:41,480 --> 00:14:43,870 - What's wrong? - Nothing. 185 00:14:43,920 --> 00:14:46,760 I'm... just... knackered. 186 00:14:57,840 --> 00:15:00,710 Listen, Nita, would you do me a favour? 187 00:15:02,440 --> 00:15:04,430 Will you take this back for me? 188 00:15:04,480 --> 00:15:06,950 Selling this stuff, it's... it's not really me. 189 00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:09,710 Oh, mate. That's a shame. 190 00:15:09,760 --> 00:15:12,960 Is that for the Blue Peter bring-and-buy sale? 191 00:15:13,240 --> 00:15:15,240 No. 192 00:15:19,480 --> 00:15:20,910 No, love. 193 00:15:20,960 --> 00:15:23,630 Nice one, thanks for that. I owe you a pint. 194 00:15:23,680 --> 00:15:26,000 I'll hold you to that. 195 00:15:26,800 --> 00:15:28,470 Who was that? 196 00:15:28,520 --> 00:15:30,430 Jim... from down the pub. 197 00:15:30,480 --> 00:15:32,480 What did he want? 198 00:15:36,120 --> 00:15:40,200 - Where's the rent money? - I gave it to Jim. 50 quid deposit on a cab. 199 00:15:40,760 --> 00:15:44,640 His cousin's setting up a business. Needs another 50 by the end of the week. 200 00:15:45,160 --> 00:15:48,660 We don't have another 50 quid. That was all we had. 201 00:15:48,800 --> 00:15:53,790 - We'll ask your mum for a loan. - She doesn't have any money. - What about your dad's accident money? 202 00:15:53,840 --> 00:15:56,230 - How can you even suggest that? - We'll pay it back. 203 00:15:56,280 --> 00:15:59,670 It'll be our own business. No-one to answer to. It's a good earner. 204 00:15:59,720 --> 00:16:03,510 And in the meantime, we live off what? You've spent everything we have. 205 00:16:03,560 --> 00:16:06,630 - Give me a break. - No, extra cleaning isn't gonna sort this. 206 00:16:06,680 --> 00:16:10,080 - I'll have to find something else. - You can't do anything else. 207 00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:18,190 What the hell am I gonna do? I can't even touch the stuff, let alone sell it. 208 00:16:18,240 --> 00:16:20,910 You need to get over that sharpish. 209 00:16:22,040 --> 00:16:24,040 Go on then. 210 00:16:29,480 --> 00:16:32,580 - Oh, my God. What is that? - A willy warmer. 211 00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:36,110 Quick, son. I don't want the world and his wife seeing this. 212 00:16:36,160 --> 00:16:39,190 - Nita, you get sexier every day. - Kieren, where did you get that? 213 00:16:39,240 --> 00:16:43,350 - Thinking about that for your fella, now the weather's turned. - Where did you get that? 214 00:16:43,400 --> 00:16:45,390 A friend. I promise. 215 00:16:45,440 --> 00:16:49,230 He makes promises like he makes babies -- easy to make hard to deliver. 216 00:16:49,280 --> 00:16:52,150 Do you wanna buy a telly? It's got a remote control. Show her. 217 00:16:52,200 --> 00:16:54,600 She doesn't wanna buy a telly. 218 00:16:55,120 --> 00:16:58,820 Not when she's got these to keep her entertained, eh? 219 00:16:59,040 --> 00:17:00,440 Out. 220 00:17:03,520 --> 00:17:06,190 Well, I better get these back while Terry's out. 221 00:17:06,240 --> 00:17:08,550 Have you still not told him? 222 00:17:08,600 --> 00:17:10,600 No, he's um... 223 00:17:12,680 --> 00:17:14,470 It's complicated. 224 00:17:14,520 --> 00:17:17,820 When it comes to the men we love, it always is. 225 00:17:21,280 --> 00:17:23,470 Stephanie?! 226 00:17:23,520 --> 00:17:28,110 I'm going to clear under the bed, so you can give it a good hoover through this time. 227 00:17:28,160 --> 00:17:30,900 I will be up in a minute, Mrs Spake. 228 00:18:18,400 --> 00:18:21,710 Brian can get through as many as three shirts a day. 229 00:18:21,760 --> 00:18:25,110 I think it must be something to do with working with meat. 230 00:18:25,160 --> 00:18:29,960 Oh, did I tell you Councillor Matlock has given Brian the nod. 231 00:18:31,280 --> 00:18:34,440 The Rotary... are about to make an approach. 232 00:18:37,520 --> 00:18:41,230 Mrs Spake, um, I've taken on some sales work 233 00:18:41,280 --> 00:18:44,750 and I'm looking for someone to host a party at their house. 234 00:18:44,800 --> 00:18:48,720 You'll get money off the goods I sell and um... a free gift. 235 00:18:49,640 --> 00:18:51,550 A party. 236 00:18:51,600 --> 00:18:53,470 Tupperware, is it? 237 00:18:54,320 --> 00:18:56,910 I'm really very sorry if I offended you, Mrs Spake. 238 00:18:56,960 --> 00:18:58,950 No, no, not offended, dear, just... 239 00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:02,070 - not sure it's up my street. - Of course. - I am open-minded. 240 00:19:02,120 --> 00:19:05,620 - No, I know. - Just... just not that open-minded. 241 00:19:19,200 --> 00:19:20,800 Pauline, 242 00:19:22,560 --> 00:19:24,670 the Rotary is within my grasp. 243 00:19:24,720 --> 00:19:28,190 Councillor Matlock says it's gonna be a very busy time for me. 244 00:19:30,040 --> 00:19:32,310 Oh, you're sat in the dark. 245 00:19:36,080 --> 00:19:38,110 I won't be around as much in the evenings, 246 00:19:38,160 --> 00:19:41,430 so you might want to think about taking up a hobby, Pauline. 247 00:19:41,480 --> 00:19:43,550 Something to get you out of the house. 248 00:19:43,600 --> 00:19:46,950 - The other Rotary wives meet every Wednesday for sherry -- - Yes. 249 00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:49,940 Thank you, Brian. Now, if you don't mind, 250 00:19:50,480 --> 00:19:52,550 I have a bird to baste. 251 00:19:57,880 --> 00:20:00,350 I have to be quick, 252 00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:03,920 Brian's nearly finished his ablutions. 253 00:20:04,440 --> 00:20:07,120 I will... host that party. 254 00:20:07,880 --> 00:20:09,510 What? 255 00:20:09,560 --> 00:20:12,790 Oh, Mrs Spake, that's fantastic! 256 00:20:12,840 --> 00:20:14,840 Thank you. Um... 257 00:20:15,560 --> 00:20:18,860 Well, you'd better invite some of your friends. 258 00:20:20,320 --> 00:20:23,620 Can you fire up the heated towel rail, my love? 259 00:20:30,720 --> 00:20:33,550 I want white doves to be released after my wedding but... 260 00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:36,790 - Mm-hm. - .. my dad said he won't pay for that barm-pot nonsense 261 00:20:36,840 --> 00:20:39,150 and what's wrong with his racing pigeons. 262 00:20:39,200 --> 00:20:43,510 Can you imagine? A flock of dirty, grey racing pigeons 263 00:20:43,560 --> 00:20:46,630 - doing their business all over my nice white frock. - Ohh. 264 00:20:46,680 --> 00:20:49,390 - He's off his blinkin' rocker. - Mm. 265 00:20:49,440 --> 00:20:51,870 I'll be with you in a minute, Mrs Matlock. 266 00:20:51,920 --> 00:20:54,520 - Oh, hello, Pauline. - Bunny. 267 00:20:55,480 --> 00:20:57,990 Oh, it's nice to sit down. 268 00:20:58,040 --> 00:21:01,150 I'm run ragged with all Councillor Matlock's business. 269 00:21:01,200 --> 00:21:03,670 It's a social whirl. 270 00:21:03,720 --> 00:21:08,600 - Nice to have some girl time. - We'll have some girl time at your party, Mrs Spake, won't we? 271 00:21:09,720 --> 00:21:11,270 Party? 272 00:21:11,320 --> 00:21:13,550 Oh, it... it's nothing. 273 00:21:13,600 --> 00:21:18,390 You should come, Mrs Matlock. Mrs Spake was saying she doesn't know who else to invite. 274 00:21:18,440 --> 00:21:21,230 - I don't... I don't think it's -- - When is it? - Tonight. 275 00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:24,070 Oh, what a stinker. Tonight's cribbage. 276 00:21:24,120 --> 00:21:26,460 - Can't make it. - Aw. - Oh. 277 00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:30,080 - Hey, let's just see if Nigel's ready for you. - Thank you. 278 00:21:32,720 --> 00:21:34,390 - Right, Pauline. - Oh! 279 00:21:34,440 --> 00:21:36,750 Let's meet our lovely hostess on Mr & Mrs. 280 00:21:36,800 --> 00:21:40,680 - Mum, do you want a biscuit with your tea? - Not if they've got raisins in. 281 00:21:41,480 --> 00:21:44,310 You can't make a habit out of all this going-out lark 282 00:21:44,360 --> 00:21:46,700 now you're on the breadline. 283 00:21:46,880 --> 00:21:50,670 - Mum, I'm working tonight. - Slaving at that Mrs Spake's 284 00:21:50,720 --> 00:21:52,860 at one of her fancy dos. 285 00:21:53,320 --> 00:21:56,320 Ooh, she's got above her station, that one. 286 00:21:57,280 --> 00:22:00,550 Well, she's paying me, we need the money. 287 00:22:00,600 --> 00:22:03,230 - And what are you doing, Terry? - Playing darts. 288 00:22:03,280 --> 00:22:04,880 Uhh. 289 00:22:05,440 --> 00:22:07,710 Pot's up to a hundred quid. 290 00:22:09,520 --> 00:22:12,920 - It'll get me the money for the cab. - That's your big plan, is it? 291 00:22:13,400 --> 00:22:16,400 Betting our future on the throw of a dart. 292 00:22:19,240 --> 00:22:21,240 Oh, thanks, love. 293 00:22:22,080 --> 00:22:24,080 That's lovely. 294 00:22:43,680 --> 00:22:46,350 - Ooh. - I think we should cancel. 295 00:22:47,160 --> 00:22:51,200 Well, it's too late for that Mrs Spake. We'll be fine. We can do this. 296 00:22:51,920 --> 00:22:54,920 - Can we? - Pauline, it's just a bit of fun. 297 00:22:57,200 --> 00:22:59,190 It doesn't feel like fun. 298 00:22:59,240 --> 00:23:01,240 Well, it will be. 299 00:23:02,200 --> 00:23:04,200 Right, I'll set up. 300 00:23:04,680 --> 00:23:06,680 - Oh. - What is it? 301 00:23:07,240 --> 00:23:10,340 The marital aids. I've left them on the bus. 302 00:23:11,360 --> 00:23:13,270 Is that a bad thing? 303 00:23:13,320 --> 00:23:15,710 - Are you sure, Nita? - Yeah, yeah, absolutely. 304 00:23:15,760 --> 00:23:18,870 - She lives on Cleary Avenue. - OK. - It's on the other side of town. 305 00:23:18,920 --> 00:23:23,230 I wouldn't normally ask but I don't know what else to do. As soon as Kieren's home, I'm coming. 306 00:23:23,280 --> 00:23:25,960 Dave reckons pot may go up to 250. 307 00:23:26,520 --> 00:23:29,790 Nice one. We've just got to keep our eyes on the prize, mate. 308 00:23:29,840 --> 00:23:32,950 Barry doesn't like me coming to watch. Says I put him off. 309 00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:35,870 - She does. - Do I put you off, Terry? 310 00:23:40,440 --> 00:23:43,180 Well, bugger me, it's the Jackson 5. 311 00:23:47,840 --> 00:23:49,910 Now we know why he couldn't keep us on. 312 00:23:49,960 --> 00:23:52,560 Spent all the money on fancy togs. 313 00:23:54,400 --> 00:23:56,670 Someone just threw a pork scratching at me. 314 00:23:56,720 --> 00:23:59,720 Hold the line, Russell, we're men of meat. 315 00:24:00,640 --> 00:24:03,180 This is Gordon's fight not ours. 316 00:24:07,440 --> 00:24:09,830 Sorry I'm early. I didn't want to miss a thing. 317 00:24:09,880 --> 00:24:11,870 So what time does the show start? 318 00:24:11,920 --> 00:24:14,670 Pauline, the door was open. 319 00:24:14,720 --> 00:24:17,920 We could have been any old Tom, Dick or Harry. 320 00:24:18,400 --> 00:24:21,190 I hadn't realised you lived this far down the Avenue. 321 00:24:21,240 --> 00:24:23,910 Bunny, I thought you couldn't come. 322 00:24:24,080 --> 00:24:26,070 Our Helena's back from London. 323 00:24:26,120 --> 00:24:28,590 Thought this might be more fun for her than cribbage. 324 00:24:28,640 --> 00:24:30,630 Oh, yes, how nice. Hello, dear. 325 00:24:30,680 --> 00:24:33,350 - Er, I hope you don't mind? - No, no. 326 00:24:33,400 --> 00:24:36,110 Linda, Margery, the more the merrier. 327 00:24:36,160 --> 00:24:38,470 Help yourself to an asparagus roll. 328 00:24:38,520 --> 00:24:41,910 - Oh! - Well, thank you. - Take your coats too. 329 00:24:41,960 --> 00:24:43,960 Do help yourself. 330 00:24:44,360 --> 00:24:46,230 Oh, my God! 331 00:24:46,280 --> 00:24:48,480 - Steph? - Hi! Hi! 332 00:24:49,160 --> 00:24:51,150 Oh, I didn't know you were back. 333 00:24:51,200 --> 00:24:54,830 - You look amazing. - I can't believe my mother dragged me to this. 334 00:24:54,880 --> 00:24:58,230 Some boring salesperson trying to flog a load of old tat. 335 00:24:58,280 --> 00:25:01,360 Oh! Oh, well, I'll try not to be too boring. 336 00:25:02,400 --> 00:25:05,270 - Oh, my God, you're not -- - Excuse us. 337 00:25:10,120 --> 00:25:14,270 - Bunny Matlock is here. This party is going to be a disaster. - No, it'll be fine. 338 00:25:14,320 --> 00:25:16,390 Can't you just do the clothing range? 339 00:25:16,440 --> 00:25:18,790 Do you have to do... the other things? 340 00:25:18,840 --> 00:25:21,670 Yes, we do, it's all or nothing. 341 00:25:21,720 --> 00:25:23,640 - Oh. - Hello? 342 00:25:24,560 --> 00:25:26,310 - Vera, dear. - You all right? 343 00:25:26,360 --> 00:25:31,280 - What an interesting blazer. Go through to the lounge. Help yourself to nibbles. - Lovely. 344 00:25:31,920 --> 00:25:35,400 Masculine Vera and the neighbours are one thing, but Bunny... 345 00:25:35,760 --> 00:25:38,360 - Well -- - Here we are Mrs Spake. 346 00:25:38,600 --> 00:25:40,590 Let's get this party started. 347 00:25:40,640 --> 00:25:43,920 ♪ Let's get physical, physical 348 00:25:44,400 --> 00:25:46,590 ♪ I wanna get physical. 349 00:25:46,640 --> 00:25:49,040 ♪ Let's get into physical... ♪ 350 00:25:49,440 --> 00:25:51,430 Tell them I've had a turn. 351 00:25:51,480 --> 00:25:53,680 Send them home, Stephanie. 352 00:25:58,140 --> 00:26:00,580 Yes! Yes! Go on. 353 00:26:01,740 --> 00:26:04,490 - Good luck. - ♪ Gordon is a moron 354 00:26:04,540 --> 00:26:07,050 - ♪ Gordon is a moron - Excuse me, excuse me. 355 00:26:07,100 --> 00:26:09,650 - If you don't mind... - ♪ Gordon is a moron... ♪ 356 00:26:09,700 --> 00:26:12,290 - That's enough. Settle down. - Come on, Gordon. 357 00:26:12,340 --> 00:26:13,810 Here we go. 358 00:26:13,860 --> 00:26:15,860 - Nice. - Very nice. 359 00:26:17,460 --> 00:26:20,660 - Oh, unlucky. - Go on, Gordon. - Go on, Gord. 360 00:26:20,860 --> 00:26:23,010 - Yes! - Nice. Well done. - Well done. 361 00:26:23,060 --> 00:26:25,410 Well done. Well done, Gordon. 362 00:26:25,460 --> 00:26:28,460 Councillor Matlock and I adore the Algarve. 363 00:26:28,940 --> 00:26:31,480 - He does the golf. - Mini golf? 364 00:26:32,020 --> 00:26:34,020 No, full size. 365 00:26:41,140 --> 00:26:43,210 I have to say these are quite odd. 366 00:26:43,260 --> 00:26:46,770 Oh, my Russell would have a heart attack if he saw me in this. 367 00:26:46,820 --> 00:26:49,890 - I didn't know you were married. - I'm not. 368 00:26:49,940 --> 00:26:53,050 So, just write down what lingerie you're interested in. 369 00:26:53,100 --> 00:26:57,170 But careful not to spend all your money cos there's more... things to come. 370 00:27:00,020 --> 00:27:02,820 Oh, I'll go, I'll go. That'll be Nita. 371 00:27:06,660 --> 00:27:09,700 - Oh, Nita, you're an angel. - How's it going? - Terrible. 372 00:27:23,540 --> 00:27:25,650 That's potpourri, dear. 373 00:27:25,700 --> 00:27:27,210 Mmm. 374 00:27:27,260 --> 00:27:29,800 Oh, I'm sorry, did you want some? 375 00:27:30,780 --> 00:27:32,780 Oh, it's like a wake. 376 00:27:34,820 --> 00:27:36,420 Oh. 377 00:27:38,860 --> 00:27:42,580 - Everything all right? - Nita, this is Pauline, our hostess. - Hiya. 378 00:27:43,220 --> 00:27:46,020 - And she's got the..... - Yep, here. 379 00:27:48,780 --> 00:27:51,620 Ohh. My goodness. 380 00:27:52,900 --> 00:27:55,370 - Ready? - No. - Yeah, come on. 381 00:27:58,340 --> 00:28:00,330 So, ladies, 382 00:28:00,380 --> 00:28:02,850 now for the... main attraction. 383 00:28:07,980 --> 00:28:10,260 Allow me to introduce... 384 00:28:11,980 --> 00:28:13,980 .. the Stallion. 385 00:28:15,380 --> 00:28:17,380 Oh. 386 00:28:30,020 --> 00:28:32,090 Is that a food blender? 387 00:28:42,820 --> 00:28:44,820 Turn that thing off. 388 00:28:46,140 --> 00:28:48,140 Now. 389 00:28:51,060 --> 00:28:54,610 OK, look, I know. I was shocked when I first saw it. 390 00:28:54,660 --> 00:28:56,260 But... 391 00:28:56,660 --> 00:28:58,770 it's for you and your husband... 392 00:28:58,820 --> 00:29:00,420 to... 393 00:29:01,740 --> 00:29:04,570 .. spice things up in the bedroom, have some fun together. 394 00:29:04,620 --> 00:29:06,410 Fun? Fun? 395 00:29:06,460 --> 00:29:10,410 - To enhance your sex life. - Are you saying there's something wrong with my marriage? 396 00:29:10,460 --> 00:29:14,180 - Mother. - No, course not. - I refuse to discuss my marriage with a... 397 00:29:14,780 --> 00:29:16,780 group of strangers. 398 00:29:17,100 --> 00:29:21,820 'Let the bed be undefiled: for fornicators and adulterers God will judge.' 399 00:29:22,580 --> 00:29:26,370 - Hebrews 13:4. - Well, let's leave the Hebrews out of this, Rose. 400 00:29:26,420 --> 00:29:28,820 Mother, you're making a scene. 401 00:29:28,900 --> 00:29:32,260 This might be what you're used to in London, Helena, but not here. 402 00:29:32,980 --> 00:29:36,340 Now, pack up this disgusting equipment and leave. 403 00:29:44,180 --> 00:29:48,500 Bunny, this isn't your house, it's mine. 404 00:29:48,900 --> 00:29:51,370 And if this isn't your cup of tea... 405 00:29:51,420 --> 00:29:54,360 and you can't or won't join in the fun... 406 00:29:54,860 --> 00:29:57,460 I think it's you who should leave. 407 00:30:07,020 --> 00:30:09,620 Is anyone else leaving with Bunny? 408 00:30:15,460 --> 00:30:17,660 - Helena? - I'm staying. 409 00:30:30,620 --> 00:30:33,490 You always were under that one's spell. 410 00:30:40,900 --> 00:30:43,700 Oh, Lord, what have I done? 411 00:30:44,260 --> 00:30:46,930 I've ruined Brian's Rotary chances. 412 00:30:50,700 --> 00:30:53,180 Oh, sod it! 413 00:30:53,780 --> 00:30:57,890 OK, right, ladies, let's keep the drama in the bedroom, shall we? 414 00:30:57,940 --> 00:31:01,010 So, who fancies trying this one on? 415 00:31:04,260 --> 00:31:06,300 Oh, dear. 416 00:31:07,500 --> 00:31:10,290 Come on, Tezza. Get in the zone. Just a double top. 417 00:31:10,340 --> 00:31:13,850 - I can smell the money. - Come on, Terry. - Go on, Terry. - You can do it. 418 00:31:13,900 --> 00:31:15,890 - Here we go. - Tezza. - Come on. - Get on it. 419 00:31:15,940 --> 00:31:17,940 That's it. Come on. 420 00:31:28,940 --> 00:31:33,780 Remember, ladies, there is sex sugar for the winner -- whatever that is. 421 00:31:36,980 --> 00:31:38,980 No cheating, Dawn. 422 00:31:40,020 --> 00:31:42,500 Done! 423 00:31:43,260 --> 00:31:46,050 No wonder you've finished, there's nothing to it. 424 00:31:46,100 --> 00:31:49,580 It may be small but Sam knew what to do with it, God rest his soul. 425 00:31:52,900 --> 00:31:57,620 Nearly every day for 25 years he's put his bloody coffee mug down on the arm of the sofa. 426 00:31:58,540 --> 00:32:01,290 Now there's a ring on the arm of that sofa... 427 00:32:01,340 --> 00:32:04,340 and it makes me smile every time I see it. 428 00:32:06,460 --> 00:32:09,860 He was like a randy little squirrel in the bedroom. 429 00:32:11,860 --> 00:32:15,330 To Sam. Proof that diamonds aren't built as big as bricks. 430 00:32:15,380 --> 00:32:17,580 - Sam. - To Sam. - To Sam. 431 00:32:20,780 --> 00:32:22,530 Ta-da! 432 00:32:22,580 --> 00:32:26,460 Well, see, the problem is I need a bigger bit of paper to fit Russell in. 433 00:32:29,700 --> 00:32:31,970 Cheer up, Terry, you're not doing that bad. 434 00:32:32,020 --> 00:32:34,890 - I need to do better. - Whoa, ho, ho. 435 00:32:37,620 --> 00:32:40,020 Nice little arse on that one. 436 00:32:41,220 --> 00:32:43,010 I need that deposit back. 437 00:32:43,060 --> 00:32:45,050 It's non-refundable, mate. 438 00:32:45,100 --> 00:32:48,620 'Ey up. Looks like you boys have got this one in the bag. 439 00:32:49,100 --> 00:32:51,570 - You'll be getting t'drinks in? - Not likely. 440 00:32:51,620 --> 00:32:54,050 Quick as I can earn it my fiancee'll spend it. 441 00:32:54,100 --> 00:32:56,530 Aye, they know how to fleece us, that's for sure. 442 00:32:56,580 --> 00:32:58,290 Here. 443 00:32:58,340 --> 00:33:01,380 She's at my boss's gaff tonight, right, at a party. 444 00:33:03,460 --> 00:33:05,250 He thinks it's Tupperware, 445 00:33:05,300 --> 00:33:08,100 but his cleaner is selling all this... 446 00:33:08,460 --> 00:33:11,410 sex toy, exotic lingerie stuff 447 00:33:11,460 --> 00:33:14,060 to his wife and her poncy friends. 448 00:33:14,140 --> 00:33:16,480 She must be a right slapper. 449 00:33:18,180 --> 00:33:20,940 Whoa! 450 00:33:23,580 --> 00:33:25,170 Calm down. 451 00:33:32,540 --> 00:33:36,490 - This your property, miss? - I wish. I live down the Stone Park Estate. 452 00:33:36,540 --> 00:33:38,650 Why? Thinking of visiting? 453 00:33:38,700 --> 00:33:40,700 Yes, thank you, Dawn. 454 00:33:41,980 --> 00:33:44,720 - Good evening, officers. - Evening. 455 00:33:45,380 --> 00:33:47,920 Well, would you care to come in? 456 00:33:48,540 --> 00:33:50,540 Thank you. 457 00:33:55,660 --> 00:33:57,660 This is my residence. 458 00:33:58,020 --> 00:34:01,940 - Is there a problem? - We had a report that it was being used as a house of... 459 00:34:04,060 --> 00:34:06,370 - .. disrepute. - I beg your pardon? 460 00:34:06,420 --> 00:34:08,730 Oh! Oh, this is ridiculous. 461 00:34:08,780 --> 00:34:11,050 It's probably my mother. Sorry. 462 00:34:11,100 --> 00:34:14,090 Er, it's all above board, officer. I'm the sales rep. 463 00:34:14,140 --> 00:34:17,810 - And what are you selling? - Something a bit bigger than your truncheon. 464 00:34:17,860 --> 00:34:20,490 - Dawn! - Um, I'm selling nightwear 465 00:34:20,540 --> 00:34:23,970 and underwear and marital aids. 466 00:34:24,020 --> 00:34:27,520 Which, as far as I'm aware, is not against the law. 467 00:34:27,740 --> 00:34:30,620 No. Maybe it should be. 468 00:34:31,540 --> 00:34:35,580 So if you don't mind, officer, I'll ask you please to leave. 469 00:34:36,220 --> 00:34:39,610 This is not Greenham Common. This is 1982 470 00:34:39,660 --> 00:34:43,260 and we're women in the throes of a sexual awakening. 471 00:34:45,700 --> 00:34:47,700 Good to know. 472 00:34:49,060 --> 00:34:51,460 Come quick! Nita's collapsed! 473 00:34:51,740 --> 00:34:55,440 - Bloody hell. - We need an ambulance. - Is she hurt? 474 00:34:58,980 --> 00:35:00,970 - What's her name? - Nita Dempsey. 475 00:35:01,020 --> 00:35:03,090 Nita, can you hear me? What happened? 476 00:35:03,140 --> 00:35:05,540 She fainted, banged her head. 477 00:35:08,540 --> 00:35:10,540 Fancy dress, was it? 478 00:35:11,180 --> 00:35:13,380 Yes, something like that. 479 00:35:15,260 --> 00:35:17,250 That's a um... 480 00:35:17,300 --> 00:35:19,300 neck... massager. 481 00:35:29,180 --> 00:35:31,010 Thanks. 482 00:35:31,060 --> 00:35:34,410 - Ooh. - Ooh, that's it, ladies. Treat yourselves. 483 00:35:34,460 --> 00:35:38,090 - Did everyone order? - Yeah, I've got loads of envelopes for Steph. 484 00:35:38,140 --> 00:35:40,540 'Ey, she's given me two. 485 00:35:42,260 --> 00:35:45,980 I reckon I'm going to do it. Put the money towards my wedding. 486 00:35:47,500 --> 00:35:51,290 Right. Who wants to play spin the vibrator? 487 00:35:51,340 --> 00:35:54,010 - Me! - Boob juice for the winner. 488 00:35:55,100 --> 00:35:56,500 Right. 489 00:36:01,460 --> 00:36:03,050 Oh. 490 00:36:03,100 --> 00:36:05,300 What on earth's going on? 491 00:36:05,980 --> 00:36:08,370 - Where's my wife? - Hello, Mr Spakey. 492 00:36:08,420 --> 00:36:11,360 - 'Ey, do you wanna play? - Do you mind! 493 00:36:14,420 --> 00:36:16,020 Mother? 494 00:36:17,180 --> 00:36:19,520 I feel like a right... fool. 495 00:36:20,420 --> 00:36:23,930 - What must t'doctor have thought? - That this was his lucky night. 496 00:36:23,980 --> 00:36:27,010 Mrs Spake, your husband's here to collect you. 497 00:36:27,060 --> 00:36:30,380 - He seemed pretty angry. I've asked him to wait outside. - Oh. 498 00:36:31,020 --> 00:36:33,580 Pauline, thank you for tonight. 499 00:36:34,060 --> 00:36:37,820 - You were brilliant and I'm sorry if I've got you in trouble. - Oh... 500 00:36:40,820 --> 00:36:43,730 Right, Mrs Dempsey, your blood tests are fine. 501 00:36:43,780 --> 00:36:47,100 But I do advise pregnant women to curb their alcohol intake. 502 00:36:48,220 --> 00:36:51,520 - I'm pregnant? - According to your urine test. 503 00:36:52,860 --> 00:36:55,960 Well, I can't be. I've only just had a baby. 504 00:36:56,100 --> 00:36:58,100 I can't be pregnant. 505 00:37:00,540 --> 00:37:02,540 You're pregnant? 506 00:37:06,580 --> 00:37:08,650 Neet, that's wonderful. 507 00:37:19,860 --> 00:37:25,010 I got home to find Linda Godfrey in skimpy underwear which left very little to the imagination. 508 00:37:25,060 --> 00:37:27,930 And I'll never be able to look my mother in the eye again. 509 00:37:27,980 --> 00:37:31,080 How dare you bring this filth into my house. 510 00:37:31,620 --> 00:37:33,690 It's not filth, Brian. 511 00:37:33,900 --> 00:37:36,530 I knew exactly what I was getting myself into. 512 00:37:36,580 --> 00:37:39,500 And do you know what, Brian? I liked it. 513 00:37:40,180 --> 00:37:42,050 I had bloody fun! 514 00:37:42,100 --> 00:37:46,660 I'm sat in this house all day long and I'm bored! 515 00:37:47,460 --> 00:37:49,530 I've got a boring life. 516 00:37:49,980 --> 00:37:52,690 And I didn't properly know it until tonight. 517 00:37:52,740 --> 00:37:56,100 I can't BREATHE in this house! 518 00:37:58,140 --> 00:38:01,220 You're out to work, talking to all and sundry, 519 00:38:01,620 --> 00:38:04,980 and I'm on my own all day long, 520 00:38:05,420 --> 00:38:09,970 planning whether to cook you a turkey fricassee or a chicken chasseur. 521 00:38:10,020 --> 00:38:12,140 Do you want Ovaltine? 522 00:38:13,380 --> 00:38:14,860 What?! 523 00:38:15,300 --> 00:38:18,400 Shut your mouth. You look like a dying trout. 524 00:38:24,180 --> 00:38:25,580 Brian? 525 00:38:41,060 --> 00:38:43,370 Thanks for dropping me at the top of the road. 526 00:38:43,420 --> 00:38:47,370 Course. Don't want your neighbours thinking you've been nicked... again. 527 00:38:47,420 --> 00:38:52,140 - Again?! - Yeah. You seem like the type who might spend most Friday nights in the cells. 528 00:38:52,700 --> 00:38:54,610 - Do I now? - Mm. 529 00:38:54,660 --> 00:38:59,940 Although, to be fair, you're probably a bit better looking than our usual Friday-night crowd. 530 00:39:04,380 --> 00:39:06,770 I suppose that's me out of the selling game. 531 00:39:06,820 --> 00:39:10,010 Yeah? Shame. It looked like it was going so well. 532 00:39:10,060 --> 00:39:12,330 It was until you showed up. 533 00:39:16,900 --> 00:39:20,050 Well, look, if you do decide to give it another go, 534 00:39:20,100 --> 00:39:23,200 I hope I'm the guy to break up the next one. 535 00:39:55,580 --> 00:39:57,570 Your friend dropped it off. 536 00:39:57,620 --> 00:39:59,620 Jesus, Terry. 537 00:40:00,580 --> 00:40:02,980 So, did you make any sales... 538 00:40:03,260 --> 00:40:05,260 .. at your sex party? 539 00:40:06,060 --> 00:40:08,890 The lads down the pub had a great laugh. 540 00:40:08,940 --> 00:40:12,700 My wife selling... dildos to the butcher's wife. 541 00:40:14,380 --> 00:40:17,930 - I'm sorry. I should have told you. - You're no better than a prostitute. 542 00:40:17,980 --> 00:40:19,970 That's a stupid thing to say. 543 00:40:20,020 --> 00:40:22,690 I told you, I don't want my wife selling that stuff. 544 00:40:22,740 --> 00:40:25,140 What about what I want, Terry? 545 00:40:25,580 --> 00:40:28,770 I want to work. I... I want it for... for me, for us. 546 00:40:28,820 --> 00:40:31,770 - You wouldn't be doing it if I hadn't lost my job. - Well, you did. 547 00:40:31,820 --> 00:40:34,810 Then you threw away all of our money. So here we are, Terry. 548 00:40:34,860 --> 00:40:38,560 - You lied to me. - Maybe you should ask yourself why. 549 00:40:43,340 --> 00:40:46,210 It looks like you don't need me at all. 550 00:40:49,140 --> 00:40:52,180 You can explain to him what his precious mother's been up to. 551 00:40:58,380 --> 00:41:00,140 Come on. 552 00:41:00,980 --> 00:41:02,980 Let's go to bed. 553 00:41:05,940 --> 00:41:07,330 OK. 554 00:41:16,580 --> 00:41:19,410 Ooh! Hello, Tigger. 555 00:41:19,460 --> 00:41:21,450 I wondered when you'd bounce in. 556 00:41:21,500 --> 00:41:25,740 - Where's Daddy? - I think Daddy had a sleepover at Uncle Barry's. 557 00:41:26,700 --> 00:41:28,690 Come here, you! 558 00:41:28,740 --> 00:41:30,410 Mum! 559 00:41:30,460 --> 00:41:32,290 ♪ .. is one in a million 560 00:41:32,340 --> 00:41:34,650 ♪ Eyes can see 561 00:41:34,700 --> 00:41:36,490 ♪ That we 562 00:41:36,540 --> 00:41:40,100 ♪ Got a highway to the sky 563 00:41:40,660 --> 00:41:43,060 ♪ I don't wanna hear your... ♪ 564 00:41:44,060 --> 00:41:45,890 I'm making coffee. 565 00:41:45,940 --> 00:41:47,940 Better not. I'm late. 566 00:41:54,300 --> 00:41:56,300 Ooh! 567 00:42:00,140 --> 00:42:02,140 Last night was... 568 00:42:02,460 --> 00:42:04,460 wonderful. 569 00:42:05,780 --> 00:42:07,770 Ooh. 570 00:42:07,820 --> 00:42:12,620 But now you've got that party business out of your system, we can go back to the way things were. 571 00:42:13,100 --> 00:42:15,090 I'll see you tonight. 572 00:42:15,140 --> 00:42:18,640 I just hope the whole town's not talking about it. 573 00:42:23,620 --> 00:42:25,420 Oh, God. 574 00:42:26,540 --> 00:42:29,650 - Neet, that's a lot of money. - It's over £150. 575 00:42:29,700 --> 00:42:32,040 - Bloody hell. - We did it. 576 00:42:32,340 --> 00:42:34,340 You did it. 577 00:42:36,580 --> 00:42:40,090 I should go. My mother's taken to her bed with one of her heads. 578 00:42:40,140 --> 00:42:44,420 - Oh, I'm sorry. - Don't be. It's the best fun I've had in ages. 579 00:42:49,060 --> 00:42:50,850 How are you feeling 580 00:42:50,900 --> 00:42:52,900 after... last night? 581 00:42:53,820 --> 00:42:55,370 Trapped. 582 00:42:55,420 --> 00:42:57,290 So, it wasn't planned then? 583 00:42:57,340 --> 00:43:00,210 I didn't plan for four, let alone five. 584 00:43:01,420 --> 00:43:04,900 - How are you feeling? - Er, well, Terry found out about the party, 585 00:43:05,540 --> 00:43:08,740 - threw a fit and then buggered off. - Oh, love. 586 00:43:09,740 --> 00:43:13,330 Well, he'll come round. Just needs to get it out of his system 587 00:43:13,380 --> 00:43:16,380 - and then he'll come crawling back. - Mm. 588 00:43:19,460 --> 00:43:21,210 Stephanie Kirke. 589 00:43:21,260 --> 00:43:24,930 It is our duty to sexually awaken the women of Sheffield. 590 00:43:24,980 --> 00:43:27,900 Ooh! 591 00:43:28,980 --> 00:43:32,460 You haven't eaten much, Terry. You need a good meal inside you. 592 00:43:33,380 --> 00:43:36,050 Have you heard anything from Steph? 593 00:43:36,100 --> 00:43:39,970 - Leave it, Lisa. - Barry, Steph should be here, begging him to come home. 594 00:43:40,020 --> 00:43:43,450 - She went behind his back -- - I'm really not hungry. 595 00:43:43,500 --> 00:43:45,100 Sorry. 596 00:43:46,780 --> 00:43:49,850 It's none of our business. We can't start taking sides. 597 00:43:49,900 --> 00:43:53,420 - Steph must have had her reasons. - Man up, Barry, for God's sake. 598 00:43:54,140 --> 00:43:56,480 I'll see you after my shift. 599 00:44:25,700 --> 00:44:27,300 Hello? 600 00:44:37,100 --> 00:44:38,730 Steph, I... 601 00:44:38,780 --> 00:44:41,970 Here's that money so you can buy into the cab. 602 00:44:42,020 --> 00:44:44,730 - I earned it from being no better than a prostitute. - Steph -- 603 00:44:44,780 --> 00:44:48,860 - If you don't use it for that, use it to pay her. - Hey, hey -- - Let go of me! 604 00:44:50,500 --> 00:44:53,610 ♪ Alone in the night as the daylight brings 605 00:44:53,660 --> 00:44:55,730 ♪ A cool empty silence 606 00:45:02,460 --> 00:45:05,170 ♪ The warmth of your hand and a cold, grey sky 607 00:45:05,220 --> 00:45:08,260 ♪ It fades to the distance 608 00:45:14,220 --> 00:45:17,010 ♪ The image has gone, only you and I 609 00:45:17,060 --> 00:45:20,820 ♪ It means nothing to me 610 00:45:22,580 --> 00:45:27,930 ♪ This means nothing to me 611 00:45:27,980 --> 00:45:34,250 ♪ Oh, Vienna ♪