1 00:00:07,835 --> 00:00:08,834 What is this store? 2 00:00:09,536 --> 00:00:11,370 Oh, this is, uh, Forever 81. 3 00:00:12,539 --> 00:00:14,305 All the jeans are from 1981. 4 00:00:14,341 --> 00:00:15,974 So we've got Jordache, 5 00:00:16,009 --> 00:00:19,010 Sergio Valente, GWG, Roadrunner. 6 00:00:19,846 --> 00:00:20,811 - Oh. -Yeah. 7 00:00:20,847 --> 00:00:22,046 Decent. Can I try these on? 8 00:00:22,082 --> 00:00:23,214 For sure, the uh, 9 00:00:23,250 --> 00:00:24,215 change area's right over there. 10 00:00:25,252 --> 00:00:26,517 Okay, it's happening. 11 00:00:26,552 --> 00:00:27,585 It's happening, it's happening! 12 00:00:27,620 --> 00:00:28,719 Oh my God, I did it! 13 00:00:28,755 --> 00:00:30,654 This is like the longest zipper in the world. 14 00:00:30,690 --> 00:00:32,924 ♪ 15 00:00:32,959 --> 00:00:35,559 ♪ Me and my friends will spike the punch, ♪ 16 00:00:35,595 --> 00:00:38,095 ♪ Lovin' ourselves and causing fun ♪ 17 00:00:38,130 --> 00:00:41,532 ♪ Yeah, Hey Hey ♪ 18 00:00:41,567 --> 00:00:44,435 ♪ There's no clouds, there's just the sun ♪ 19 00:00:44,470 --> 00:00:50,408 ♪ Living in times that are meant for fun, yeah. ♪ 20 00:00:50,443 --> 00:00:53,277 ♪ Hold your breath a little longer ♪ 21 00:00:53,312 --> 00:00:56,646 ♪ Let's go dancing underwater ♪ 22 00:00:56,681 --> 00:01:00,181 Sync & corrections by Alice www.addic7ed.com 23 00:01:04,156 --> 00:01:06,656 Oooh! Looks like a member of our fitness family 24 00:01:06,691 --> 00:01:07,891 just had a birthday! 25 00:01:07,927 --> 00:01:09,358 Oh, yeah, thank you. 26 00:01:09,394 --> 00:01:11,494 Um, just, the bell didn't go off last year. 27 00:01:11,530 --> 00:01:13,530 Oh, last year you weren't forty! 28 00:01:15,133 --> 00:01:16,132 - Come with me. -Okay. 29 00:01:19,370 --> 00:01:21,203 Over our 15 years as a fitness hut 30 00:01:21,239 --> 00:01:23,039 we've found something special 31 00:01:23,074 --> 00:01:24,574 happens to women at forty. 32 00:01:24,609 --> 00:01:25,574 Okay. 33 00:01:25,609 --> 00:01:27,109 Um, it's just that this is a change room... 34 00:01:27,145 --> 00:01:28,144 Yes. 35 00:01:30,949 --> 00:01:31,948 Oh, no no. 36 00:01:32,283 --> 00:01:33,282 Not here. 37 00:01:37,288 --> 00:01:38,287 Here. 38 00:01:40,258 --> 00:01:41,258 Okay, it's just... 39 00:01:41,259 --> 00:01:42,424 Wow. 40 00:01:42,460 --> 00:01:43,492 I'm not comfortable 41 00:01:43,527 --> 00:01:45,994 with that much nudity, so... 42 00:01:46,029 --> 00:01:47,028 Ooh, aren't you? 43 00:01:47,832 --> 00:01:50,466 Oh. 44 00:01:52,169 --> 00:01:53,168 I am. 45 00:01:54,104 --> 00:01:55,036 I am, I'm... 46 00:01:56,139 --> 00:01:57,105 but how? 47 00:01:57,140 --> 00:01:58,380 Welcome to your forties, Kelsey. 48 00:01:59,176 --> 00:02:01,009 Welcome to not giving a shit at the gym. 49 00:02:02,012 --> 00:02:03,011 Oh. 50 00:02:03,981 --> 00:02:04,980 Okay. 51 00:02:06,083 --> 00:02:07,582 You're one of us now, Kelsey. 52 00:02:08,018 --> 00:02:09,917 You own this room. 53 00:02:10,320 --> 00:02:12,053 You can hang out here naked 54 00:02:12,089 --> 00:02:13,421 all day. 55 00:02:13,457 --> 00:02:14,456 Oh my god. 56 00:02:14,691 --> 00:02:18,158 I never felt like so entitled to a space! 57 00:02:18,194 --> 00:02:19,627 And it only gets better from here. 58 00:02:19,662 --> 00:02:21,228 Like in five years, 59 00:02:21,263 --> 00:02:23,163 you'll be giving unsolicited life advice 60 00:02:23,199 --> 00:02:24,198 to perfect strangers. 61 00:02:24,534 --> 00:02:26,501 Hey, you know what they say 62 00:02:26,536 --> 00:02:27,935 about shaving your bikini line 63 00:02:27,971 --> 00:02:29,804 and then having the hair grow back stronger? 64 00:02:30,139 --> 00:02:31,138 It's true. 65 00:02:33,575 --> 00:02:34,656 And the mental space 66 00:02:34,676 --> 00:02:36,116 that's freed up by not giving a shit, 67 00:02:37,246 --> 00:02:38,278 it's delicious. 68 00:02:39,015 --> 00:02:40,014 Ouch. Ah. 69 00:02:40,449 --> 00:02:41,448 Ah, ooh. 70 00:02:42,684 --> 00:02:43,683 Oh, no no. 71 00:02:44,453 --> 00:02:45,452 Modesty is for them. 72 00:02:47,023 --> 00:02:48,388 You're in a better space now. 73 00:02:48,957 --> 00:02:50,490 Okay. 74 00:03:12,280 --> 00:03:13,979 Alright, now who wants to go to the sauna 75 00:03:14,015 --> 00:03:15,895 and scare the shit out of the twenty somethings? 76 00:03:16,384 --> 00:03:17,383 Yeah! 77 00:03:18,786 --> 00:03:20,219 Okay, so what we're seeing here 78 00:03:20,255 --> 00:03:22,054 is that your foot pronates left 79 00:03:22,089 --> 00:03:24,189 and it's placing undue pressure on your tarsal 80 00:03:24,224 --> 00:03:25,691 and navicular bones, 81 00:03:25,726 --> 00:03:27,606 and that's what's causing the pain in your foot. 82 00:03:37,471 --> 00:03:39,304 Is it serious, that? 83 00:03:40,974 --> 00:03:41,940 I'd say so, yes. 84 00:03:41,975 --> 00:03:42,974 Okay. 85 00:03:44,678 --> 00:03:48,213 So, do I need to do something, like surgery? 86 00:03:48,248 --> 00:03:49,381 Do I need 87 00:03:49,416 --> 00:03:50,415 that? 88 00:03:52,419 --> 00:03:53,385 Maybe. 89 00:03:53,420 --> 00:03:54,418 It's a big decision. 90 00:03:54,821 --> 00:03:55,753 Yes. 91 00:03:56,089 --> 00:03:57,154 It is. 92 00:03:57,190 --> 00:03:58,089 So, 93 00:03:58,391 --> 00:03:59,591 what would you advise me to do? 94 00:03:59,626 --> 00:04:00,592 Do you want 95 00:04:00,627 --> 00:04:01,593 to tell me, 96 00:04:01,628 --> 00:04:02,594 doctor? 97 00:04:02,629 --> 00:04:03,595 Well, 98 00:04:03,630 --> 00:04:04,662 it's tough to say. 99 00:04:04,698 --> 00:04:05,830 There's pros, there's cons... 100 00:04:05,865 --> 00:04:07,999 Yeah, okay, so what if I was a member of your family? 101 00:04:08,034 --> 00:04:10,114 What if I was your daughter, or if I was your sister, 102 00:04:10,136 --> 00:04:11,902 what would you-what would you tell me to do? 103 00:04:11,937 --> 00:04:12,970 Well, if you were my sister, 104 00:04:13,005 --> 00:04:14,371 I would tell you to go to hell. 105 00:04:14,407 --> 00:04:15,539 We haven't spoken in three years. 106 00:04:15,575 --> 00:04:16,940 Okay, that's weird. 107 00:04:16,976 --> 00:04:18,142 Um, what if I was your daughter? 108 00:04:18,177 --> 00:04:19,143 You would... 109 00:04:19,178 --> 00:04:20,877 If you were my daughter, 110 00:04:20,913 --> 00:04:22,980 um, I would say it's in your best interest 111 00:04:23,015 --> 00:04:25,048 to start, um, dressing your age 112 00:04:25,084 --> 00:04:26,383 and stay out of the sun 113 00:04:26,419 --> 00:04:28,218 because you're starting to look like a middle-aged woman. 114 00:04:28,253 --> 00:04:29,886 Okay, um, yeah, 115 00:04:29,922 --> 00:04:31,154 I'm gonna get a second opinion. 116 00:04:31,189 --> 00:04:32,555 On what I'd say to my daughter? 117 00:04:32,591 --> 00:04:33,657 Because that's not gonna change. 118 00:04:33,692 --> 00:04:34,758 No, my foot? 119 00:04:34,793 --> 00:04:36,927 Good. Because I stand by what I'd say to my daughter. 120 00:04:36,962 --> 00:04:38,228 Okay, great, I'm gonna go now. 121 00:04:38,263 --> 00:04:39,462 Okay, no, you're gonna stay right here, 122 00:04:39,498 --> 00:04:40,597 because while you're under my roof, 123 00:04:40,633 --> 00:04:41,754 you will live under my rules. 124 00:04:41,767 --> 00:04:42,799 Don't talk to me that way! 125 00:04:42,835 --> 00:04:43,833 You will do as I say! 126 00:04:43,868 --> 00:04:44,834 You're not my father! 127 00:04:44,869 --> 00:04:45,868 Get to your room! 128 00:04:45,903 --> 00:04:46,869 I hate you! 129 00:04:46,904 --> 00:04:47,903 Good! 130 00:04:49,073 --> 00:04:50,072 Kids. 131 00:04:54,179 --> 00:04:55,578 Hey! What are you doing? 132 00:04:55,614 --> 00:04:57,113 That is not how you cross the street! 133 00:04:57,149 --> 00:04:58,148 Where is your phone? 134 00:04:58,850 --> 00:04:59,982 Yes, pull that out. 135 00:05:00,018 --> 00:05:01,383 That's right. We need these on. 136 00:05:01,418 --> 00:05:02,384 'Kay, eyes on your phone. 137 00:05:02,419 --> 00:05:03,619 There you go. 138 00:05:03,655 --> 00:05:05,121 Keep your eyes on that phone. 139 00:05:05,156 --> 00:05:06,989 This is all about you! This is your time! 140 00:05:07,992 --> 00:05:09,224 - Hi, Sammy. - Oh, hi Joan. 141 00:05:09,260 --> 00:05:11,340 Hi, could you bring up the TMS report for me, please. 142 00:05:11,362 --> 00:05:12,327 Oh, yeah, absolutely. 143 00:05:12,363 --> 00:05:13,328 Okay, thank you. 144 00:05:13,364 --> 00:05:14,329 Sure. 145 00:05:14,365 --> 00:05:15,330 Just, uh, 146 00:05:15,366 --> 00:05:16,765 just got it right under here. 147 00:05:16,800 --> 00:05:17,766 Here we go. 148 00:05:17,801 --> 00:05:20,335 Oh, okay, got another one here. 149 00:05:20,371 --> 00:05:21,336 There we go. 150 00:05:21,372 --> 00:05:22,371 Oh, okay. 151 00:05:24,475 --> 00:05:25,440 That. 152 00:05:25,476 --> 00:05:26,441 Oh. 153 00:05:26,477 --> 00:05:27,442 Okay. 154 00:05:27,478 --> 00:05:28,443 Sorry. 155 00:05:28,479 --> 00:05:30,279 - That's cute. - Sorry. Yeah, got it. 156 00:05:30,314 --> 00:05:32,013 - Oh, another one. - Uh 'Kay. 157 00:05:32,049 --> 00:05:33,048 Uh yes. 158 00:05:36,653 --> 00:05:37,618 Calico. 159 00:05:37,654 --> 00:05:38,653 It's a cat, I know. 160 00:05:39,156 --> 00:05:40,221 Where are ya. 161 00:05:40,256 --> 00:05:41,255 TMS report. 162 00:05:42,392 --> 00:05:44,826 Just that the meeting's in about five minutes, so... 163 00:05:44,861 --> 00:05:46,227 Oh, there. Oh, no. Sorry. 164 00:05:46,262 --> 00:05:47,996 Let's see if this is the report here. 165 00:05:48,031 --> 00:05:49,030 Oh. 166 00:05:50,400 --> 00:05:51,832 No. Okay... 167 00:05:52,168 --> 00:05:55,769 There, uh, there we go. 168 00:05:55,805 --> 00:05:58,872 Oh, this one was my wallpa...okay, hold on. 169 00:05:58,908 --> 00:05:59,907 Oh that's good. 170 00:06:00,476 --> 00:06:01,475 That's a good one. 171 00:06:02,312 --> 00:06:03,512 And then she said to me, 172 00:06:03,546 --> 00:06:04,778 "Not in the store, ma'am." 173 00:06:04,814 --> 00:06:06,446 And I was all like, "Ma'am, who? 174 00:06:06,481 --> 00:06:07,447 "Who're you calling ma'am?" 175 00:06:07,482 --> 00:06:08,448 I'm so sorry! 176 00:06:08,483 --> 00:06:09,883 Oh my gosh, I'm just so sorry. 177 00:06:09,919 --> 00:06:11,819 Oh my god, I'm so sorry I'm late, you guys. 178 00:06:11,854 --> 00:06:13,987 But I have had quite the morning. 179 00:06:14,023 --> 00:06:14,988 You know, the kids 180 00:06:15,024 --> 00:06:15,989 The kids were just like 181 00:06:16,025 --> 00:06:17,825 blu-blu-blu-blu- blu-blu-blu-blu 182 00:06:17,860 --> 00:06:18,900 and then John gets all like 183 00:06:18,928 --> 00:06:19,893 blah-blah-blah-blah-blah 184 00:06:19,929 --> 00:06:21,661 and I'm like bluuuieee, you know? 185 00:06:21,697 --> 00:06:23,697 You know? And I have barely had time to breathe. 186 00:06:23,732 --> 00:06:24,997 Let alone shower. 187 00:06:25,033 --> 00:06:26,065 I must look terrible. 188 00:06:26,101 --> 00:06:27,567 Oh, your hair looks amazing. 189 00:06:27,603 --> 00:06:29,336 Oh my gosh, thank you. 190 00:06:29,371 --> 00:06:30,770 Thank you! 191 00:06:30,805 --> 00:06:32,839 Thank you, I'm gonna tell you something. 192 00:06:32,874 --> 00:06:33,874 It's a tiny little secret. 193 00:06:33,908 --> 00:06:35,709 It's called dry shampoo. 194 00:06:35,744 --> 00:06:37,344 I just spray that in there. Sh-sh-sh 195 00:06:37,379 --> 00:06:38,878 when I don't have time for myself. 196 00:06:38,913 --> 00:06:39,912 That's what I do. 197 00:06:41,649 --> 00:06:43,349 And then I said to him, 198 00:06:43,384 --> 00:06:45,084 "Maybe that came out of you." 199 00:06:45,120 --> 00:06:46,619 "You don't know." 200 00:06:46,654 --> 00:06:48,054 Oh my god oh my god. 201 00:06:48,089 --> 00:06:49,555 I just walked in on John 202 00:06:49,590 --> 00:06:51,190 sleeping with the kids' swimming instructor 203 00:06:51,226 --> 00:06:52,547 and they were really going for it. 204 00:06:52,560 --> 00:06:53,559 John was just like 205 00:06:53,594 --> 00:06:55,461 aaaoooow wowww 206 00:06:55,496 --> 00:06:56,462 and she was like 207 00:06:56,497 --> 00:06:57,463 ouah uh uh uh 208 00:06:57,498 --> 00:06:58,464 and the kids were like 209 00:06:58,499 --> 00:06:59,465 uh? oh. 210 00:06:59,500 --> 00:07:00,499 Anyway, it's fine. 211 00:07:01,469 --> 00:07:02,768 I'm here now. 212 00:07:02,803 --> 00:07:03,769 Oh my god, sweetheart, 213 00:07:03,804 --> 00:07:04,770 I am so sorry. 214 00:07:04,805 --> 00:07:05,771 I know that happened. 215 00:07:05,806 --> 00:07:07,339 I mean, at least your hair still looks great. 216 00:07:07,375 --> 00:07:08,440 Thank you! 217 00:07:08,476 --> 00:07:09,441 I have to tell you, 218 00:07:09,477 --> 00:07:12,710 this dry shampoo, it's a real lifesaver. 219 00:07:12,746 --> 00:07:13,711 I am getting a divorce. 220 00:07:13,747 --> 00:07:14,712 Oh. 221 00:07:14,748 --> 00:07:16,148 But, phbblblht, whatever. 222 00:07:17,550 --> 00:07:18,549 Check out that volume. 223 00:07:19,920 --> 00:07:21,586 I could feel my mother's presence in the room, 224 00:07:21,621 --> 00:07:22,754 you know, I could feel it. 225 00:07:22,790 --> 00:07:26,224 And then I heard her distinctly say... 226 00:07:26,260 --> 00:07:27,225 I'm sorry! 227 00:07:27,261 --> 00:07:29,894 Ha ha hi, yi, hi, hi, I'm sorry. 228 00:07:29,929 --> 00:07:31,362 John's lawyer was being very like 229 00:07:31,398 --> 00:07:32,863 mwaw waww wup wup 230 00:07:32,899 --> 00:07:34,399 and then of course John was all like 231 00:07:34,434 --> 00:07:36,768 meww weuw wew wew. 232 00:07:36,803 --> 00:07:38,403 You know, I'm so tired. 233 00:07:38,438 --> 00:07:41,306 I haven't had a minute to myself! 234 00:07:41,341 --> 00:07:42,341 I haven't had that minute! 235 00:07:43,610 --> 00:07:44,609 Well, um, 236 00:07:46,279 --> 00:07:47,845 at least your hair still looks great? 237 00:07:47,880 --> 00:07:49,513 Thank you, thank you, thank you 238 00:07:49,548 --> 00:07:51,916 'cause I am loviiiiing 239 00:07:51,951 --> 00:07:53,317 ingingingingiiing 240 00:07:53,352 --> 00:07:54,551 this dry shampoo. 241 00:07:55,554 --> 00:07:56,620 I'm loving it so much. 242 00:07:56,655 --> 00:07:57,621 It's like I'm always fresh. 243 00:07:57,656 --> 00:07:59,089 I never have to shower. 244 00:08:01,327 --> 00:08:03,393 And if I followed him into the forest, 245 00:08:03,429 --> 00:08:05,395 I'd learn how to cook. 246 00:08:05,431 --> 00:08:07,431 Sorry. Hello, oh hello. 247 00:08:07,466 --> 00:08:09,065 Hello there. 248 00:08:09,100 --> 00:08:10,567 And I'm so sorry that I am late. 249 00:08:10,602 --> 00:08:12,602 I just decided to go on a little wilderness hike. 250 00:08:12,638 --> 00:08:14,404 I wanted to forget about the marriage stuff, you know. 251 00:08:14,440 --> 00:08:15,972 And I ran into this bear that was like 252 00:08:16,007 --> 00:08:18,407 raaaaauuuuuaaghr 253 00:08:18,443 --> 00:08:19,408 and then I was like 254 00:08:19,444 --> 00:08:20,443 auwwk! 255 00:08:20,478 --> 00:08:21,945 Yeah, so I just like killed it! 256 00:08:21,980 --> 00:08:23,246 Killed it, I killed it, 257 00:08:23,281 --> 00:08:24,680 I killed it, and then I ate it. 258 00:08:24,716 --> 00:08:26,249 And then I lived inside it for a week 259 00:08:26,284 --> 00:08:27,616 and I had these amazing visions of nature 260 00:08:27,652 --> 00:08:29,585 that was like whaaaaat 261 00:08:29,620 --> 00:08:32,956 whaaaat is imporrrrrtaant 262 00:08:32,991 --> 00:08:35,424 what is really imporrrrtaant 263 00:08:35,460 --> 00:08:37,426 and I came to some amazing conclusions. 264 00:08:37,462 --> 00:08:38,427 Yeah? 265 00:08:38,463 --> 00:08:39,428 Yeah? 266 00:08:39,464 --> 00:08:40,464 Can I just set that there. 267 00:08:40,498 --> 00:08:41,978 I'm gonna wanna have a little bit a... 268 00:08:43,100 --> 00:08:44,099 Oh, my phone. 269 00:08:45,870 --> 00:08:46,869 That's my phone. 270 00:08:47,071 --> 00:08:48,036 Ding-dong, it's John. 271 00:08:48,072 --> 00:08:49,037 What does he want? 272 00:08:49,073 --> 00:08:50,072 Took the kids. 273 00:08:50,842 --> 00:08:52,540 Took the kids, that's fine. 274 00:08:52,576 --> 00:08:53,541 That's fine. 275 00:08:53,577 --> 00:08:54,698 You wanna know why it's fine? 276 00:08:54,711 --> 00:08:57,212 Because of my god damn hair. 277 00:08:57,647 --> 00:08:59,248 It looks 278 00:08:59,283 --> 00:09:00,282 amazing! 279 00:09:02,319 --> 00:09:04,486 Dry shampoo, bitches! 280 00:09:04,521 --> 00:09:05,553 Dry shampoo! 281 00:09:06,456 --> 00:09:08,155 Ah, yeah. 282 00:09:12,462 --> 00:09:13,628 Oh, oh no no. 283 00:09:14,698 --> 00:09:15,663 Oh. 284 00:09:15,699 --> 00:09:16,664 No. 285 00:09:26,519 --> 00:09:27,885 Thank you for calling Teletech. 286 00:09:27,920 --> 00:09:28,886 My name is Roberta. 287 00:09:28,921 --> 00:09:29,987 How may I help you today? 288 00:09:30,022 --> 00:09:30,988 Hi Roberta. 289 00:09:31,023 --> 00:09:31,989 I need some help. 290 00:09:32,024 --> 00:09:33,991 My Internet is going down, 291 00:09:34,026 --> 00:09:37,293 ah and I really need it 'cause I'm doing some research. 292 00:09:37,329 --> 00:09:39,129 See if we can sort you out here. 293 00:09:39,164 --> 00:09:41,597 What is your WiFi password real quick. 294 00:09:41,633 --> 00:09:45,201 Okay, so it's B-O-N-E-R-J 295 00:09:46,171 --> 00:09:47,137 A-M. 296 00:09:47,172 --> 00:09:48,138 Bonerjam? 297 00:09:48,173 --> 00:09:49,539 Yup, don't worry about it. 298 00:09:49,574 --> 00:09:52,375 It's, um, B-O-N-E-R-J-A-M 299 00:09:52,644 --> 00:09:53,709 6 9. 300 00:09:53,745 --> 00:09:54,677 Bonerjam69. 301 00:09:55,414 --> 00:09:57,179 Okay, great, fantastic. 302 00:09:57,214 --> 00:10:00,149 Um, so your first self-selected security question is 303 00:10:00,184 --> 00:10:02,151 "What member of the Backstreet Boys 304 00:10:02,186 --> 00:10:04,020 do you most identify with?" 305 00:10:04,589 --> 00:10:06,155 Whoa ho ho, I must have set these 306 00:10:06,190 --> 00:10:07,156 a really long time ago. 307 00:10:07,191 --> 00:10:08,257 2002. 308 00:10:09,193 --> 00:10:11,060 Jesus. Okay um... 309 00:10:13,730 --> 00:10:14,796 AJ? 310 00:10:15,066 --> 00:10:16,031 The damaged one. 311 00:10:16,067 --> 00:10:18,367 Yes, worrying Sara, 312 00:10:18,402 --> 00:10:19,401 but correct. 313 00:10:20,404 --> 00:10:23,305 Okay, so, my Internet, it just keeps, it's- 314 00:10:23,340 --> 00:10:25,374 Okay, yeah, no, so next question, 315 00:10:25,409 --> 00:10:26,408 here it is. 316 00:10:26,444 --> 00:10:29,778 What is your greatest fear? 317 00:10:29,813 --> 00:10:31,479 Pfbbh. Haha. 318 00:10:31,514 --> 00:10:32,480 I don't know. 319 00:10:32,515 --> 00:10:34,382 What was my greatest fear in 2002? 320 00:10:34,417 --> 00:10:35,416 Low-rise jeans. 321 00:10:36,186 --> 00:10:37,185 Right? 322 00:10:38,354 --> 00:10:40,515 I'm really gonna need you to take this seriously, Sara. 323 00:10:40,523 --> 00:10:42,591 I'm trying to verify your online identity, 324 00:10:42,626 --> 00:10:44,358 and I can't proceed without doing that. 325 00:10:44,661 --> 00:10:45,960 Um... 326 00:10:46,362 --> 00:10:47,328 sharks? 327 00:10:47,363 --> 00:10:48,362 No. 328 00:10:50,933 --> 00:10:51,899 That everyone would find out 329 00:10:51,934 --> 00:10:53,601 my weird sexual fantasy? 330 00:10:54,137 --> 00:10:55,136 Correct! 331 00:10:55,171 --> 00:10:56,137 Okay, great. 332 00:10:56,172 --> 00:10:57,138 And one last question. 333 00:10:57,173 --> 00:10:58,139 Real quick. 334 00:10:58,174 --> 00:11:01,008 Sara, what is that fantasy? 335 00:11:02,078 --> 00:11:03,110 Uhh. 336 00:11:03,512 --> 00:11:04,812 Listen. 337 00:11:04,847 --> 00:11:06,981 I really never thought that I would be having 338 00:11:07,016 --> 00:11:09,083 to answer these out loud. 339 00:11:09,118 --> 00:11:10,751 I could give you my mother's maiden name 340 00:11:10,786 --> 00:11:12,753 or my dad's, like, 341 00:11:12,788 --> 00:11:13,754 date of birth? 342 00:11:13,789 --> 00:11:14,922 Or something? 343 00:11:14,957 --> 00:11:15,956 Anything else? 344 00:11:17,693 --> 00:11:20,059 Okay, here we go, Roberta. 345 00:11:20,095 --> 00:11:21,261 Learning about me. 346 00:11:21,296 --> 00:11:22,929 My sexual fantasy 347 00:11:22,964 --> 00:11:26,099 is that I am a mid-level sex witch. 348 00:11:26,135 --> 00:11:27,100 I'm powerful, 349 00:11:27,136 --> 00:11:28,101 but I'm not overwhelming 350 00:11:28,137 --> 00:11:29,669 to my many-gendered consorts, 351 00:11:29,704 --> 00:11:32,672 and I throw these like pansexual potluck orgy things, 352 00:11:32,707 --> 00:11:34,941 where everybody brings, like, a food item, 353 00:11:34,976 --> 00:11:36,442 but also, you know, like, 354 00:11:36,477 --> 00:11:37,476 a sex item. 355 00:11:37,746 --> 00:11:39,679 Anyway, one night my ex shows up to one of these, 356 00:11:39,714 --> 00:11:41,213 and he's dressed as a seahorse, 357 00:11:41,249 --> 00:11:43,249 and we fully bang and then we watch Crossroads. 358 00:11:45,219 --> 00:11:46,185 Correct! 359 00:11:46,220 --> 00:11:47,186 Okay, that is great. 360 00:11:47,221 --> 00:11:48,287 Thanks so much, Sara. 361 00:11:48,322 --> 00:11:49,488 Just so you know, security-wise, 362 00:11:49,524 --> 00:11:51,257 that's a really common fantasy, 363 00:11:51,292 --> 00:11:52,858 so you might wanna choose another one. 364 00:11:53,194 --> 00:11:54,160 Oh. 365 00:11:54,195 --> 00:11:55,427 Alright, let's get started. 366 00:11:55,463 --> 00:11:57,024 So you have a thing called the Internet? 367 00:11:57,298 --> 00:11:58,297 Okay. 368 00:11:59,233 --> 00:12:00,554 99, call patrol. 369 00:12:02,170 --> 00:12:03,835 99, please call patrol. 370 00:12:05,139 --> 00:12:06,472 99, call patrol. 371 00:12:07,208 --> 00:12:08,206 99, 372 00:12:09,977 --> 00:12:12,044 you never call patrol anymore! 373 00:12:17,517 --> 00:12:19,450 Happy birthday! 374 00:12:20,487 --> 00:12:22,320 Oh my gosh! 375 00:12:23,924 --> 00:12:25,923 You look amazing. 376 00:12:27,026 --> 00:12:28,293 Okay, birthday girl first. 377 00:12:28,328 --> 00:12:29,328 Yeah, small piece, please. 378 00:12:29,362 --> 00:12:30,728 Small piece. 379 00:12:30,763 --> 00:12:32,763 Ooh, I love a corner. 380 00:12:32,799 --> 00:12:33,764 Good. 381 00:12:33,800 --> 00:12:34,765 Is that okay? 382 00:12:34,801 --> 00:12:36,234 That's perfect, thank you very much. 383 00:12:36,269 --> 00:12:37,935 Okay, and, uh, what about you? 384 00:12:37,970 --> 00:12:39,437 Oh, can I have half that? 385 00:12:40,807 --> 00:12:42,206 Okay, yeah. 386 00:12:42,241 --> 00:12:43,440 I can do half of that. 387 00:12:43,743 --> 00:12:45,209 Okay, there we go. 388 00:12:45,244 --> 00:12:46,777 Thank you, that's, that's- 389 00:12:46,813 --> 00:12:47,878 Actually, you know what? 390 00:12:47,914 --> 00:12:49,313 I am gonna have half that half, 391 00:12:49,348 --> 00:12:50,647 so if you could just- 392 00:12:50,683 --> 00:12:51,648 Cut this in half? 393 00:12:51,684 --> 00:12:52,649 Cut this. 394 00:12:52,685 --> 00:12:54,118 Okay. Alright. 395 00:12:54,153 --> 00:12:55,519 It's probably- Cake Server: There you go. 396 00:12:55,554 --> 00:12:56,553 Yeah, um. 397 00:12:57,323 --> 00:12:58,855 And what about for you, Denise? 398 00:12:58,890 --> 00:13:00,624 Oh, I'll just have half of the half 399 00:13:00,659 --> 00:13:01,658 of the half, please. 400 00:13:03,795 --> 00:13:05,729 Half of the half of the half? 401 00:13:05,764 --> 00:13:06,830 Okay. 402 00:13:06,865 --> 00:13:07,997 The small half? 403 00:13:08,033 --> 00:13:09,193 The little one is good. 404 00:13:09,201 --> 00:13:10,166 Thank you. 405 00:13:10,202 --> 00:13:11,868 Okay. What about you, Janice? 406 00:13:11,903 --> 00:13:13,870 Two crumbs and a smear of icing, 407 00:13:13,905 --> 00:13:15,071 would really... 408 00:13:15,107 --> 00:13:16,239 Okay. 409 00:13:16,274 --> 00:13:17,240 One... 410 00:13:17,275 --> 00:13:20,777 Two crumbs and a smear of icing. 411 00:13:20,812 --> 00:13:21,778 That's delicious. 412 00:13:21,813 --> 00:13:23,213 There we go. 413 00:13:23,248 --> 00:13:24,614 A healthy smidge! 414 00:13:24,649 --> 00:13:26,382 Oooooh! 415 00:13:26,417 --> 00:13:27,416 Mmm, yum yum! 416 00:13:28,153 --> 00:13:29,919 And what about you, Joanie? 417 00:13:29,955 --> 00:13:31,120 I'm just gonna stick my tongue 418 00:13:31,155 --> 00:13:32,635 in a couple of blobs of pink frosting. 419 00:13:33,725 --> 00:13:34,724 Eating for two. 420 00:13:35,059 --> 00:13:36,024 Yeah. 421 00:13:36,060 --> 00:13:37,326 And what about you, Martha? 422 00:13:37,362 --> 00:13:38,394 Oh, none for me, thanks. 423 00:13:38,429 --> 00:13:40,329 I'm just going to sneak spoonfuls of the cake 424 00:13:40,365 --> 00:13:41,430 for the rest of the afternoon 425 00:13:41,466 --> 00:13:42,732 until I've eaten most of it, 426 00:13:42,767 --> 00:13:44,300 then I'm going to panic, 427 00:13:44,335 --> 00:13:45,301 pull the fire alarm, 428 00:13:45,336 --> 00:13:47,335 and use the resulting confusion to cover me 429 00:13:47,371 --> 00:13:48,937 running to the store, buying another cake, 430 00:13:48,973 --> 00:13:51,293 cutting out a piece so it looks like I haven't touched any. 431 00:13:51,308 --> 00:13:53,208 - Huh. -That's genius. 432 00:13:53,244 --> 00:13:54,176 Great idea. 433 00:13:54,211 --> 00:13:55,177 Yeah, that's really... 434 00:13:55,212 --> 00:13:56,252 Okay, so dig in, everyone. 435 00:13:57,414 --> 00:13:59,047 Oh, so filling. 436 00:14:01,285 --> 00:14:02,751 I think just holding it is enough. 437 00:14:02,787 --> 00:14:03,752 I'm full already. 438 00:14:03,787 --> 00:14:04,753 I know, right. 439 00:14:04,788 --> 00:14:05,787 Hi Chantal. 440 00:14:06,490 --> 00:14:08,623 Oh, great work on the Sesler project, Tracy. 441 00:14:08,659 --> 00:14:09,624 Oh, thanks very much. 442 00:14:09,660 --> 00:14:11,058 You're welcome. 443 00:14:11,094 --> 00:14:13,628 Actually, um this is a little bit embarrassing. 444 00:14:13,664 --> 00:14:16,298 And I know that we've been working together for six months, 445 00:14:16,333 --> 00:14:17,999 but, 446 00:14:18,034 --> 00:14:19,334 I don't actually know your name. 447 00:14:21,304 --> 00:14:22,303 Yeah, I know. 448 00:14:22,872 --> 00:14:24,038 Oh my god. 449 00:14:24,974 --> 00:14:26,640 This is fing bullsht! 450 00:14:26,976 --> 00:14:28,910 - Oh. -It's Nicole! 451 00:14:28,945 --> 00:14:30,411 It's Nicole, it's Nicole! 452 00:14:30,446 --> 00:14:32,113 How the fck do you forget something like that? 453 00:14:32,148 --> 00:14:34,648 Am I just that totally forgettable to you? 454 00:14:34,684 --> 00:14:36,417 It's fing 455 00:14:36,452 --> 00:14:37,418 Nicole. 456 00:14:37,453 --> 00:14:38,852 Ni-ih 457 00:14:38,887 --> 00:14:39,853 ck-oh 458 00:14:39,888 --> 00:14:40,987 uhl-ah! 459 00:14:41,023 --> 00:14:42,022 Nicole! 460 00:14:44,360 --> 00:14:45,326 So it's 461 00:14:45,361 --> 00:14:46,327 Nicole? 462 00:14:55,804 --> 00:14:56,769 Go! Run! 463 00:14:57,806 --> 00:14:58,771 Run! 464 00:14:58,807 --> 00:14:59,772 Yee-ah! 465 00:15:00,809 --> 00:15:01,774 Faster! 466 00:15:02,811 --> 00:15:03,776 Woohoo! 467 00:15:07,049 --> 00:15:08,648 Ah, hello, Anna. 468 00:15:09,451 --> 00:15:10,817 Thank you so much for seeing me, doctor. 469 00:15:10,852 --> 00:15:11,818 Mm hm. 470 00:15:11,853 --> 00:15:13,018 My OCD's been really, 471 00:15:13,054 --> 00:15:14,887 it's been really bad. 472 00:15:15,357 --> 00:15:17,557 Oh, well, as long as you're okay with meeting at my house, 473 00:15:17,592 --> 00:15:20,125 I'm happy to have a session with you. 474 00:15:20,161 --> 00:15:21,126 I'm here to help you. 475 00:15:21,162 --> 00:15:22,161 Thank you. 476 00:15:23,398 --> 00:15:24,364 Oh! 477 00:15:24,399 --> 00:15:25,698 Oh. 478 00:15:25,734 --> 00:15:27,900 My closet has triggered your OCD, hasn't it? 479 00:15:27,935 --> 00:15:28,901 Mmhm. 480 00:15:28,936 --> 00:15:31,237 Well, this is a hopeful moment. 481 00:15:31,272 --> 00:15:33,105 Share with me what's going on. 482 00:15:34,275 --> 00:15:35,507 I want, I want... 483 00:15:35,542 --> 00:15:36,541 You want to what? 484 00:15:37,178 --> 00:15:38,143 I wanna run away. 485 00:15:38,179 --> 00:15:39,178 Why? 486 00:15:39,413 --> 00:15:40,379 Because it's messy. 487 00:15:40,414 --> 00:15:41,413 Okay. 488 00:15:41,448 --> 00:15:42,447 Let's go with that. 489 00:15:42,483 --> 00:15:45,517 What would you do to make yourself feel better 490 00:15:45,552 --> 00:15:46,551 in this moment? 491 00:15:48,522 --> 00:15:49,421 Well... 492 00:15:49,456 --> 00:15:50,422 Mm hm? 493 00:15:50,457 --> 00:15:51,456 Well, 494 00:15:52,325 --> 00:15:53,525 I could use 495 00:15:53,560 --> 00:15:56,327 CBT to identify the hot thought, and- 496 00:15:56,363 --> 00:15:58,196 No, not that. Ah try again. 497 00:16:00,166 --> 00:16:02,400 Um, I could tell myself that it's okay, 498 00:16:02,435 --> 00:16:05,303 and-and that I can forgive myself for what happened 499 00:16:05,338 --> 00:16:06,304 to my cat. 500 00:16:06,339 --> 00:16:07,838 No, you don't get to forgive yourself 501 00:16:07,874 --> 00:16:09,514 for what happened to Fluff Catty just yet. 502 00:16:10,410 --> 00:16:11,376 Anna, 503 00:16:11,411 --> 00:16:13,244 what do you really want to do? 504 00:16:17,349 --> 00:16:18,315 To clean it? 505 00:16:18,350 --> 00:16:19,683 Yes! To clean it. 506 00:16:19,719 --> 00:16:21,351 Let's see what that looks like. 507 00:16:28,561 --> 00:16:29,560 Mm. 508 00:16:30,763 --> 00:16:31,762 Yes. 509 00:16:32,932 --> 00:16:33,931 Okay. 510 00:16:34,934 --> 00:16:35,899 Now, 511 00:16:35,935 --> 00:16:38,601 how does it feel looking at the closet? 512 00:16:38,637 --> 00:16:39,702 Better. 513 00:16:39,738 --> 00:16:40,603 Okay, that's great. 514 00:16:40,639 --> 00:16:41,771 Let's keep going with this. 515 00:16:41,807 --> 00:16:43,606 What about that pile of shoes in the corner? 516 00:16:44,076 --> 00:16:46,209 Oh, I don't wanna touch your shoes, they're- 517 00:16:46,245 --> 00:16:47,244 Here you go. 518 00:16:47,479 --> 00:16:48,778 Oh, thank you. 519 00:16:48,814 --> 00:16:50,012 Mm hm. 520 00:16:50,048 --> 00:16:51,609 Thank you thank you thank you thank you. 521 00:16:54,853 --> 00:16:57,219 It would be good if there was a rack for these. 522 00:16:57,255 --> 00:16:58,254 Oh! I have one. 523 00:17:00,659 --> 00:17:01,891 Whoops. 524 00:17:02,126 --> 00:17:05,527 Now, what would you do 525 00:17:05,563 --> 00:17:07,129 if I was to leave you here with this 526 00:17:07,165 --> 00:17:08,931 and go and make myself a cup of tea? 527 00:17:10,234 --> 00:17:11,767 I would put this rack together. 528 00:17:12,003 --> 00:17:12,969 Okay. 529 00:17:13,004 --> 00:17:13,970 Let's go with that. 530 00:17:14,005 --> 00:17:15,004 See how that feels. 531 00:17:19,310 --> 00:17:20,309 Hello. 532 00:17:24,247 --> 00:17:26,247 Okay, I finished the bathrooms. 533 00:17:27,017 --> 00:17:28,216 What about the bedroom? 534 00:17:28,251 --> 00:17:29,250 All done. 535 00:17:29,820 --> 00:17:32,454 Anna, I think you've shown real progress. 536 00:17:32,490 --> 00:17:34,656 Are you ready to take this deeper? 537 00:17:34,692 --> 00:17:35,691 Yeah. 538 00:17:36,360 --> 00:17:37,359 Ah, how's next weekend? 539 00:17:37,661 --> 00:17:38,626 Great! 540 00:17:38,661 --> 00:17:39,627 Wonderful. 541 00:17:39,662 --> 00:17:40,828 Well, the key's under the mat. 542 00:17:40,864 --> 00:17:42,030 You can let yourself in. 543 00:17:42,065 --> 00:17:43,031 Okay, thank you. 544 00:17:43,066 --> 00:17:44,665 - Mm hm. -Thank you, doctor. 545 00:17:44,701 --> 00:17:45,700 Oh, and Anna? 546 00:17:46,503 --> 00:17:48,136 Next time don't forget the baseboards. 547 00:17:48,171 --> 00:17:49,170 Oh, yes! Okay. 548 00:18:00,128 --> 00:18:01,961 Uh, yeah, can I get like a medium drip? 549 00:18:01,996 --> 00:18:03,162 Thanks. 550 00:18:03,197 --> 00:18:04,530 Can I have a medium drip, please? 551 00:18:04,865 --> 00:18:06,198 Hi, medium coffee. 552 00:18:06,234 --> 00:18:07,966 Can I have a medium coffee, please? 553 00:18:08,001 --> 00:18:11,036 Hey, I'm gonna get a medium drip coffee, please. 554 00:18:11,071 --> 00:18:13,572 Can I have a medium drip coffee, please? 555 00:18:14,174 --> 00:18:18,043 Oh, hey, can I have a grande latte, please? 556 00:18:22,883 --> 00:18:23,882 A grande? 557 00:18:24,684 --> 00:18:26,051 I-I mean a medium. 558 00:18:26,086 --> 00:18:27,986 I don't mean a grande, I mean a medium. 559 00:18:28,021 --> 00:18:28,987 I mean a coffee! 560 00:18:29,022 --> 00:18:29,988 I mean a coffee. 561 00:18:31,024 --> 00:18:32,023 A drip coffee! 562 00:18:32,059 --> 00:18:33,058 I want a medium drip coffee! 563 00:18:33,093 --> 00:18:34,859 I don't want a grande, I don't even go there. 564 00:18:34,894 --> 00:18:35,860 I'm one of you. 565 00:18:35,895 --> 00:18:37,128 I'm one of you! 566 00:18:37,164 --> 00:18:38,129 I'm one of you! 567 00:18:38,165 --> 00:18:39,130 I'm 568 00:18:39,166 --> 00:18:40,131 one 569 00:18:40,167 --> 00:18:41,599 of 570 00:18:41,634 --> 00:18:42,134 you! 571 00:19:06,125 --> 00:19:07,124 Hi. 572 00:19:08,927 --> 00:19:09,926 Hi. 573 00:20:24,067 --> 00:20:25,833 Whoa. 574 00:20:53,896 --> 00:20:55,028 Ow! Okay! 575 00:20:55,064 --> 00:20:56,029 Ah! Ah! Ah! 576 00:20:56,065 --> 00:20:57,064 Oh, gone too far? 577 00:20:57,600 --> 00:20:58,565 With the gun? 578 00:20:58,601 --> 00:20:59,722 Oh, yup. 579 00:21:00,069 --> 00:21:01,034 Way too far. 580 00:21:01,070 --> 00:21:02,402 I should've stopped with the hat. 581 00:21:02,905 --> 00:21:04,738 Oh God, I'm feeling those fries. 582 00:21:05,807 --> 00:21:07,107 Hey! What are you doing? 583 00:21:07,209 --> 00:21:07,941 That is not how 584 00:21:08,042 --> 00:21:09,042 you cross the street! 585 00:21:09,143 --> 00:21:09,903 Where's your phone? 586 00:21:10,377 --> 00:21:11,111 You need these on. 587 00:21:11,212 --> 00:21:12,245 Okay, eyes on your phone, 588 00:21:12,346 --> 00:21:13,413 there you go! 589 00:21:14,348 --> 00:21:15,081 Keep your eye on that phone. 590 00:21:15,182 --> 00:21:16,048 This is your time! 591 00:21:16,150 --> 00:21:20,218 Sync & corrections by Alice www.addic7ed.com 592 00:21:20,621 --> 00:21:21,221 On the next 593 00:21:21,322 --> 00:21:22,489 episode, the verdict is in. 594 00:21:22,590 --> 00:21:23,323 It states that 595 00:21:23,424 --> 00:21:24,225 the mine was unsafe. 596 00:21:24,258 --> 00:21:25,592 Will we be seeing you again? 597 00:21:25,692 --> 00:21:26,425 No. 598 00:21:27,360 --> 00:21:28,094 When Calls the Heart, 599 00:21:28,194 --> 00:21:30,029 Sunday at 8:00 on CBC.