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All: Ooh!
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I am glad you are
enjoying the meteor shower.
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But perhaps you would appreciate
it more if you understood
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the science behind it. Fun fact...
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Down in front, nerd!
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(Both laugh)
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I knew I should have gone to science camp.
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Isn't this romantic?
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Popcorn snot rocket!
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Wasn't this romantic?
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All right, campers, bedtime!
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My star gazing is about
to begin. (Chuckles)
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Brad Pitt body pillow, here I come!
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(Snarls)
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What did Brad Pitt ever do to her?
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You heard the woman.
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The schedule says lights
out in five. Let's move!
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But at your own pace.
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Life isn't a race, it's a journey.
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Man, I should write this stuff down.
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(Booming)
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Whoa. That meteor was huge.
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That was no meteor.
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Well, then what else could it be?
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Guys, I'm sure of two things.
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One, that someday I'll
headline my own show in Vegas.
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And two, that was a UFO!
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That was not a UFO.
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And I've told you 100 times that Vegas
is not ready for a butt ventriloquist.
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Well, whatever it is, it
looks like it fell in the lake.
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Let's go check it out!
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Wait! We could get in trouble.
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(All laughing)
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♪ Here we go
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♪ We're leaving the
city behind right now
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♪ Let's gather by the campfire light
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♪ And sing this song
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All: ♪ Kikiwaka
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♪ Hanging out with someone new
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♪ Then falling out of a camp canoe
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♪ What's that smell? It's on your shoe
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All: ♪ Kikiwaka
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♪ Got a s'more in my hair
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♪ Mosquitos in our underwear
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♪ Shower's broke but we don't care
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All: ♪ Kikiwaka
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♪ This is our home away from
home away from home away from home
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♪ But watch your back
A bear just ate my phone
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All: ♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka
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All: ♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka
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All: ♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka ♪
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Now, be careful.
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The aliens could come
at us from any direction.
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What's that terrible smell?
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Jorge.
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It's not me.
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I know all the smells that come from
my body, and that is not one of them.
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(Sniffing and gasping)
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That one is.
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Well, Jorge, there's no UFO,
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so it looks like you're still the strangest
thing that's landed at this camp.
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Wait! There's something in the water.
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See? This is definitely from a spaceship.
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I'd recognize Zorbian steel anywhere.
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Or it could be something
that isn't made up.
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As much as I enjoy looking for lake
trash, I'm gonna head back to the cabin.
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Lou's nightly clogging routine
is more entertaining than this.
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Ew! This is the grossest thing
I've ever stepped in at this camp,
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and that's saying something.
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Oh, what is it?
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Doy! It's alien blood slime!
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Obviously, the alien got hurt when it
crashed, and left this as it escaped.
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Well, I hope for its sake, it
doesn't go to the camp nurse.
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She uses fruit wraps as bandages.
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Like that's a bad thing?
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They're delicious.
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Listen up, kids whose names I don't
know and have no interest in learning,
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it's time for the
counselors to give their CITs
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a mid-summer performance evaluation.
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Yay! I live for the
thrill of being evaluated!
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Just once, I wish you'd
ride a rollercoaster.
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Hand them in when you're finished.
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I'm off to my acupuncture appointment.
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And by that, I mean I let
a porcupine have at my back.
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Too bad I'm not evaluating you, Emma.
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I'd give those gorgeous
eyes top marks. (Chuckles)
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Well, you are stuck with me.
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So give my baby browns a gander, Xander.
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Wow, his lashes are
longer than that tapeworm
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they pulled out of me last week.
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Anywho, back to work.
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Hi, I'm looking for Gladys.
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She's supposed to give me a tour.
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Yeah, you're gonna want
to skip that. (Chuckles)
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Unless you want to watch a
middle-aged woman cry for three hours,
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talking about the
boyfriends she's never had.
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Yeah, I'll pass. (Both chuckle)
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I'm telling you, a UFO crashed
in the lake last night,
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and there's a naked alien
running around in the woods.
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Why would it be naked?
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Aliens don't need clothes, because
they have a thick exoskeleton.
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Plus, they're very free with their bodies.
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I'm still not convinced that was a UFO.
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Maybe if we can get some more evidence.
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Ooh! There's still some
alien goo on Zuri's sandal.
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You can test it with
your looky-closey-thingy.
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You mean my microscope?
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And this is the fire pit.
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We hang out here and
make s'mores every night.
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Maybe tonight I can sit next to you?
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Sure. That would be a nice
change from Todd in Eagle Cabin.
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He made me a necklace out of boogers.
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He made you booger bling?
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Smooth move, Todd.
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Ah! What are you doing?
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I need your sandal.
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The fate of the world rests on your feet.
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Uh, please ignore these people
who I've never met in my life.
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She's a kidder. We're her best friends.
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I'm Jorge. This is Tiffany.
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Who are you?
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I'm Marsh. I'm new here, and man, this
place feels like a whole other planet.
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Interesting. And when did you get here?
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Oh, I just flew in last night. Huh.
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Um, it was a rough landing.
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Right, right. Can I touch your skin?
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Yeah, I'm thinking no?
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Good decision.
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I haven't seen Jorge wash his
hands since he got here.
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Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
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I'm never thinking what you're thinking.
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Just tell me.
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Marsh shows up out of nowhere.
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He had a rough landing and hurt his arm.
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He must be the alien
that crashed in the lake.
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That's ridiculous. Why would
an alien take human form?
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Because that's how they roll!
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Haven't you ever seen a sci-fi movie?
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No. Mom says I'm not allowed to
see a movie about another planet
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until I discover another planet.
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Well, CITs, your counselors
had a lot to say about you.
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Some good, some bad. All of it boring.
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Here's Lou's evaluation of you.
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Yikes!
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OMG! Lou wrote "Needs improvement"
in almost every category!
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Aw. Emma, I know how you feel.
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(Snorts) Who am I kidding?
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I do not. I always get perfect grades.
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(Scoffs) Until now.
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What? Xander wrote, "CIT
has not embraced nature."
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That is ridiculous.
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I have been out in the woods many times.
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(Scoffs) Yeah, and last time,
you were sprayed by a skunk,
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got poison ivy, and had to be carried
back to camp by two 6-year-olds.
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They were eight! And surprisingly beefy!
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The aliens abducted me once.
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Now, Marsh is here to take me back.
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So I'm supposed to believe aliens took you,
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and then after spending time with
you, actually want you back?
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Yes! I'm a very desirable specimen!
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Of what?
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Have you seen my hair?
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I knew I should have brought
my anti-probing pants.
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They're just so heavy.
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Well, if you're so sure Marsh
is an alien, just avoid him.
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Hey, buddy.
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Hey, you.
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What are you doing here?
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(Whispering) Don't let him take me.
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I'm your new roomie.
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I'm going to have a lot
of fun with you. (Whimpers)
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By the way, cool hair.
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(Crying) He's after my hair.
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(Whirring)
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Wait, that's the same sound sequence
SETI sends into outer space.
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SETI stands for...
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Search for Extra-Terrestrial Intelligence.
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What? Just because I'm
handsome, I can't be smart?
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Maybe Marsh is an alien.
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And he's sending an intergalactic text
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to his alien buddies!
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They're coming to get me!
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And you without your probing pants.
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Nice shot. (Chuckles)
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Okay, either you're letting me win
on purpose, or you stink at pool.
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Let's go with the "on purpose" thing.
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(Chuckles)
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Jorge: Ah.
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Okay, this isn't working.
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I can't believe I'm living with an alien.
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He's gonna dissect my brain!
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He'll have to find it first.
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Well, all this losing is
kind of making me thirsty.
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Want an ice cream float?
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Eh, you won't like
what's floating in there.
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We're better off with something bottled.
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Coming right up.
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Zuri, there's something you need to know.
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Marsh is not from this planet!
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You're telling me. He's out of this world.
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Uh, literally. He's an alien.
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It was his UFO that landed in the lake.
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Jorge, a UFO did not crash here.
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But if it did, and the aliens look like
Marsh, then take me to his leader.
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(Chuckles) What?
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Zuri's never going to believe us.
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We need some DNA, like a
hair sample, so I can test it.
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Okay.
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Not yours. His!
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Great. That was a waste of
a perfect strand of hair.
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Unless you want to use
this to make a clone of me?
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No, thanks. One is too much.
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And that, my little saplings,
is the art of beading.
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Any questions? Yeah, I have a question.
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How could you do this to me?
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Excuse me. Craft away.
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I take it you're peeved
about my evaluation.
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Don't take it personally.
I'm just a tough evaluator.
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Yeah, I got that.
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"CIT Ross refuses to adhere to schedule."
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What does that even mean?
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Last week, you were supposed
to take the campers kayaking,
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and instead you decided to
host a French braiding circle.
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Well, I wasn't going to have them go
out on the lake looking like savages.
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You also wrote that I am "often tardy."
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I am very punctual.
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You were scheduled to lead this Arts
and Crafts class fifteen minutes ago.
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I hit traffic.
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The great lawn is extremely congested.
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I thought we were best friends.
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We are best friends,
but I'm also your boss.
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So I have to wear two hats.
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My boss hat.
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And my bestie hat.
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Right now, I'm rocking
my boss hat, like a boss.
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Well, I think your bestie
hat is much more flattering.
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You're still supposed to lead this class!
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I know! Yep.
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And that brings us to calculus four,
where I got yet another A-plus.
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Or as my teachers call it, a Ravi-plus.
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Dude, I spaced out like 10
minutes ago. Intentionally.
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What I am trying to say is, that
poor evaluation you gave me
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will tarnish my flawless record,
and I will never get into MIT.
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Mitch's Incredible Tacos?
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Dude, I know Mitch, I can get you in.
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MIT is a college, and
they look at everything.
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My record must be perfect.
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Look, bro, nobody's perfect.
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I am. Academically, anyway.
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And I will prove to you that
I am an excellent outdoorsman.
252
00:12:59,115 --> 00:13:01,883
I'm going for a jaunt
in the forest right now.
253
00:13:01,885 --> 00:13:04,952
But first, I must apply
a skosh of bug spray.
254
00:13:04,954 --> 00:13:06,287
(Screams)
255
00:13:06,289 --> 00:13:08,623
Mother of nature, that burns!
256
00:13:12,628 --> 00:13:13,861
Hey, guys. Can we talk to you?
257
00:13:15,898 --> 00:13:17,398
Guess you're still mad.
258
00:13:17,400 --> 00:13:19,634
Time to bust out my bestie hat.
259
00:13:19,636 --> 00:13:21,369
It's a fedora, by the way.
260
00:13:22,805 --> 00:13:24,939
Emma, I know my evaluation upset you.
261
00:13:24,941 --> 00:13:28,309
And Ravi, I know you're disappointed
you didn't get a perfect score.
262
00:13:28,311 --> 00:13:29,911
We get that it's hard to be criticized.
263
00:13:29,913 --> 00:13:31,913
Look, we know we're not perfect either.
264
00:13:31,915 --> 00:13:35,149
So why don't you guys tell us what
we can work on as counselors.
265
00:13:35,151 --> 00:13:37,318
Okay. Sometimes you can be bossy.
266
00:13:37,320 --> 00:13:38,419
Take that back!
267
00:13:40,355 --> 00:13:41,689
I mean, if you want to.
268
00:13:43,692 --> 00:13:46,160
And you are obsessed with your schedules.
269
00:13:46,162 --> 00:13:48,162
I mean, you laminate
them before you go to bed.
270
00:13:48,164 --> 00:13:50,965
Well, excuse me for
taking pride in my work.
271
00:13:50,967 --> 00:13:53,768
And by the way, everybody
loves my schedules.
272
00:13:53,770 --> 00:13:55,670
Not the We-Hate-Lou's-
Schedules Club.
273
00:13:55,672 --> 00:13:57,371
It's a tiny organization, but active.
274
00:13:59,208 --> 00:14:01,876
I have been to one of
their mixers. Great cookies.
275
00:14:03,545 --> 00:14:04,979
Guys, lay off.
276
00:14:04,981 --> 00:14:08,049
If Lou wants to make
rigid, un-fun schedules,
277
00:14:08,051 --> 00:14:09,550
then that's her counselor journey.
278
00:14:11,854 --> 00:14:13,554
Oh, Xander.
279
00:14:13,556 --> 00:14:18,659
Always so concerned with being Mr. Cool,
letting the campers run amok.
280
00:14:18,661 --> 00:14:20,962
Gotta let the kids be who they be.
281
00:14:20,964 --> 00:14:22,630
I just want them to have a good time.
282
00:14:22,632 --> 00:14:25,066
Oh, um, and speaking of a good time,
283
00:14:25,068 --> 00:14:28,135
your "good time" camp
songs are a little one note.
284
00:14:28,904 --> 00:14:31,138
You are so wrong.
285
00:14:31,140 --> 00:14:33,140
I know at least three notes.
286
00:14:33,142 --> 00:14:34,075
I'll show you.
287
00:14:36,078 --> 00:14:36,944
This is a G.
288
00:14:38,146 --> 00:14:39,447
This is an A.
289
00:14:40,182 --> 00:14:43,718
C! Wait, that's a G again.
290
00:14:45,587 --> 00:14:47,488
Ravi, apologize to Xander.
291
00:14:47,490 --> 00:14:49,490
His music is the soundtrack to our summer.
292
00:14:49,492 --> 00:14:50,992
(Scoffs)
293
00:14:50,994 --> 00:14:52,760
Don't tell Ravi what to do, Miss Bossy Hat!
294
00:14:56,064 --> 00:14:57,732
Oh, it's on.
295
00:14:57,734 --> 00:14:59,634
(Yelps)
296
00:15:01,870 --> 00:15:04,071
Hey, my guitar!
297
00:15:04,073 --> 00:15:05,406
(Shrieks)
298
00:15:09,077 --> 00:15:10,578
(Gasps)
299
00:15:10,580 --> 00:15:15,349
Hey! For the last time, if you
splash me with water, I won't melt!
300
00:15:16,919 --> 00:15:18,920
Now explain yourselves!
301
00:15:18,922 --> 00:15:21,355
(All clamoring)
302
00:15:21,357 --> 00:15:25,092
I don't care who said, she said, what said!
303
00:15:25,094 --> 00:15:29,964
As counselors and CITs, it's your
job to get along and work together!
304
00:15:29,966 --> 00:15:32,233
Sorry, Gladys. We'll work on that.
305
00:15:32,235 --> 00:15:34,735
Starting now, for the rest of the day,
306
00:15:34,737 --> 00:15:36,971
you're going to be doing
team building exercises.
307
00:15:36,973 --> 00:15:38,139
Oh, I didn't mean right now.
308
00:15:38,141 --> 00:15:40,041
I've got popcorn in the microwave.
309
00:15:41,043 --> 00:15:43,744
Which will keep till later.
310
00:15:43,746 --> 00:15:45,212
It just won't be freshly popped.
311
00:15:47,983 --> 00:15:50,318
So, did you get the alien DNA sample?
312
00:15:50,320 --> 00:15:54,088
No. It's like Marsh has
eyes in the back of his head.
313
00:15:54,090 --> 00:15:56,357
Maybe he does have eyes
in the back of his head!
314
00:15:58,060 --> 00:16:00,895
Lucky. He can read two books at once!
315
00:16:02,130 --> 00:16:04,565
Speaking of books, look
what I found in his bag.
316
00:16:06,068 --> 00:16:09,103
Diagrams of spaceships!
317
00:16:09,105 --> 00:16:12,273
Weird. And I don't recognize this language.
318
00:16:12,275 --> 00:16:14,375
Probably because it's Alien-ese!
319
00:16:15,077 --> 00:16:16,577
We have to warn Zuri.
320
00:16:18,113 --> 00:16:21,282
Zuri, we need to... Hey, guys!
321
00:16:21,284 --> 00:16:23,985
Don't you just love it here at camp?
322
00:16:23,987 --> 00:16:27,054
Two weeks ago you tried
to mail yourself home.
323
00:16:28,256 --> 00:16:30,758
Well, good thing I couldn't fit in the box,
324
00:16:30,760 --> 00:16:34,195
because then I never would've met Marsh.
325
00:16:34,197 --> 00:16:37,798
Zuri, I know you're feeling butterflies
in your stomach right now,
326
00:16:37,800 --> 00:16:39,033
but kill them!
327
00:16:40,469 --> 00:16:42,203
And listen to us.
328
00:16:42,205 --> 00:16:45,206
Marsh really is an
alien, and we have proof.
329
00:16:45,208 --> 00:16:48,943
Wow. He has great penmanship.
330
00:16:50,045 --> 00:16:51,779
Snap out of it.
331
00:16:51,781 --> 00:16:53,447
Marsh is a Martian.
332
00:16:53,449 --> 00:16:55,216
It's right there in his name!
333
00:16:56,318 --> 00:16:58,352
Guys, this is crazy!
334
00:16:58,354 --> 00:17:01,055
Marsh is not... Is not what?
335
00:17:01,057 --> 00:17:03,424
Is not late for our hangout.
336
00:17:04,226 --> 00:17:05,860
Wait, where are you going?
337
00:17:05,862 --> 00:17:07,028
It's a surprise.
338
00:17:07,030 --> 00:17:08,529
I'm taking her away.
339
00:17:08,531 --> 00:17:10,865
And not fast enough. Let's go.
340
00:17:12,367 --> 00:17:14,368
Did you hear that?
341
00:17:14,370 --> 00:17:17,071
He's going to take her
away to his home planet!
342
00:17:17,073 --> 00:17:18,639
That's horrible.
343
00:17:18,641 --> 00:17:21,208
And quite frankly, a little insulting.
344
00:17:21,210 --> 00:17:22,643
He could have had all this.
345
00:17:28,150 --> 00:17:30,217
This is so nice.
346
00:17:30,219 --> 00:17:32,987
I don't even mind the
rank stank from the lake.
347
00:17:32,989 --> 00:17:34,121
Ooh, I almost forgot.
348
00:17:35,090 --> 00:17:36,123
For the smell.
349
00:17:38,160 --> 00:17:39,827
You thought of everything.
350
00:17:40,896 --> 00:17:42,096
Now!
351
00:17:42,098 --> 00:17:43,898
Hey! What are you doing?
352
00:17:43,900 --> 00:17:45,232
Saving your life.
353
00:17:45,234 --> 00:17:47,835
You can thank us later with
a basket of mini muffins.
354
00:17:51,706 --> 00:17:55,076
Emma and Ravi, you must
now push your counselors
355
00:17:55,078 --> 00:17:58,245
through an obstacle
course, while blindfolded.
356
00:17:58,247 --> 00:18:01,449
Why blindfolds? To show
we can trust each other?
357
00:18:01,451 --> 00:18:04,618
That, and if you fall, it'll
be super-funny. (Chuckles)
358
00:18:04,620 --> 00:18:07,054
Now, prove to me you can work together,
359
00:18:07,056 --> 00:18:10,024
or I might be looking for
new counselors for next year.
360
00:18:10,026 --> 00:18:11,759
(Chuckles) Go!
361
00:18:11,761 --> 00:18:13,194
(All exhaling)
362
00:18:13,196 --> 00:18:14,895
Move right! Uh, my right or your right?
363
00:18:14,897 --> 00:18:16,530
We have the same right!
364
00:18:18,467 --> 00:18:21,302
Chill, bro. I said chill! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
365
00:18:21,304 --> 00:18:23,104
(All groan)
366
00:18:24,439 --> 00:18:28,476
Look at you. A big pile
of limbs and failure!
367
00:18:28,478 --> 00:18:31,445
I think it's time to look
for some new counselors.
368
00:18:31,447 --> 00:18:32,913
But I love this job.
369
00:18:32,915 --> 00:18:36,484
I get paid to hang out with my
girlfriend and toast marshmallows.
370
00:18:36,486 --> 00:18:39,220
And if I can't work here, I'll
have to take that rotten job
371
00:18:39,222 --> 00:18:41,956
as a bouncer at the dairy expo.
372
00:18:41,958 --> 00:18:44,658
You'd be shocked how rowdy folks
get when they're hopped up on milk.
373
00:18:46,294 --> 00:18:48,129
We're sorry we got you guys into this.
374
00:18:48,131 --> 00:18:49,597
We don't want you to lose your jobs.
375
00:18:49,599 --> 00:18:52,967
True. Xander, you can
be a tad loosey-goosey,
376
00:18:52,969 --> 00:18:56,403
but that is only because you want
everyone to have a great camp experience.
377
00:19:01,243 --> 00:19:04,411
And Lou, that wouldn't happen without
your perfectly scheduled fun.
378
00:19:04,413 --> 00:19:06,647
You may be bossy, but you're passionate.
379
00:19:06,649 --> 00:19:09,850
Aw, you guys sure know how to
string words together real nice.
380
00:19:09,852 --> 00:19:11,018
(Exhales)
381
00:19:11,020 --> 00:19:15,289
All this sappy yapping isn't
going to complete the exercise.
382
00:19:15,291 --> 00:19:17,391
Come on, guys. Let's finish this!
383
00:19:18,627 --> 00:19:20,161
All right, here we go.
384
00:19:20,163 --> 00:19:21,883
Lou: Okay, not there.
Emma: Okay. All right.
385
00:19:24,132 --> 00:19:25,766
Okay, Emma, there's a cone on your left.
386
00:19:25,768 --> 00:19:28,736
So, in the least bossy way
possible, I suggest you go right.
387
00:19:29,271 --> 00:19:30,804
Ravi, you're good.
388
00:19:30,806 --> 00:19:32,406
Go forth, my man!
389
00:19:34,176 --> 00:19:35,416
Hey, hey! We did it! (Chuckles)
390
00:19:37,179 --> 00:19:39,346
Hmm, we were a lot closer than I thought.
391
00:19:39,348 --> 00:19:41,682
Yes. That was quite anticlimactic.
392
00:19:43,285 --> 00:19:46,053
Yeah, like most things in my life.
393
00:19:46,055 --> 00:19:48,722
Now, clean this up!
394
00:19:48,724 --> 00:19:53,127
Emma, I'm really sorry you were
disappointed with your evaluation,
395
00:19:53,129 --> 00:19:57,198
but you should know that was
the best one I ever gave.
396
00:19:57,200 --> 00:20:00,367
Really? Well, thank you.
397
00:20:00,369 --> 00:20:02,803
And right now, you are
rocking that bestie fedora.
398
00:20:02,805 --> 00:20:04,538
(Both giggle)
399
00:20:04,540 --> 00:20:07,541
And Ravi, I promise, by
the time summer's over,
400
00:20:07,543 --> 00:20:09,410
I'm going to help you embrace nature,
401
00:20:09,412 --> 00:20:11,278
like Gladys embraces her
Brad Pitt body pillow.
402
00:20:13,548 --> 00:20:17,251
Thank you. And the truth
is, I do like your songs.
403
00:20:17,253 --> 00:20:19,353
I actually sing them in the shower
404
00:20:19,355 --> 00:20:21,388
With choreographed dance
routines. (Chuckles)
405
00:20:22,891 --> 00:20:25,392
(Chuckles) I have said too much.
406
00:20:29,397 --> 00:20:33,534
Okay, dirtbag, when you arrived, you
said you had a "rough landing."
407
00:20:33,536 --> 00:20:37,238
Which is code for "you crashed
your spaceship in the lake."
408
00:20:37,240 --> 00:20:39,340
And that's how you hurt your arm.
409
00:20:39,342 --> 00:20:41,041
Right, alien scum?
410
00:20:41,043 --> 00:20:42,276
Now, that's just rude.
411
00:20:44,346 --> 00:20:48,015
I meant I had a rough
landing at the airport.
412
00:20:48,017 --> 00:20:52,853
An overhead bin popped open,
and a suitcase fell on my arm.
413
00:20:52,855 --> 00:20:57,424
Okay, asteroid breath, explain
the weird light and noise
414
00:20:57,426 --> 00:20:59,226
coming from the bathroom.
415
00:20:59,228 --> 00:21:01,028
That's my teeth whitener.
416
00:21:01,030 --> 00:21:02,670
It's on the sink if you don't believe me.
417
00:21:04,366 --> 00:21:08,168
I'd say they're usually not
this bad, but I'd be lying.
418
00:21:10,538 --> 00:21:12,873
I've never seen one of these.
419
00:21:12,875 --> 00:21:15,542
It's a dental hygiene device.
420
00:21:15,544 --> 00:21:17,211
No wonder you don't recognize it.
421
00:21:18,380 --> 00:21:20,214
And what about this?
422
00:21:20,216 --> 00:21:22,049
Explain the diagrams of spaceships
423
00:21:22,051 --> 00:21:23,984
and the notes written
in your native tongue.
424
00:21:24,953 --> 00:21:27,121
I'm working on a sci-fi novel!
425
00:21:27,123 --> 00:21:28,822
So I made up my own alien language.
426
00:21:29,491 --> 00:21:31,425
Squeakel borp lurg nitz!
427
00:21:31,427 --> 00:21:33,894
If you weren't so cute,
I'd shove you in a locker.
428
00:21:35,664 --> 00:21:38,599
But you said you were
going to take Zuri away.
429
00:21:38,601 --> 00:21:40,634
Not to another planet!
430
00:21:40,636 --> 00:21:42,336
I was just gonna take her on a canoe ride.
431
00:21:43,805 --> 00:21:45,539
Oh. That makes sense.
432
00:21:47,175 --> 00:21:49,276
So you're really not an alien?
433
00:21:49,278 --> 00:21:50,944
No.
434
00:21:50,946 --> 00:21:53,480
Uh, would you believe we were doing a play?
435
00:21:53,482 --> 00:21:55,015
No.
436
00:21:55,750 --> 00:21:57,484
You guys are nuts!
437
00:21:57,486 --> 00:22:00,954
I'm telling my mom I want to
go to that cooking camp instead.
438
00:22:00,956 --> 00:22:02,523
Zuri, you have my digits.
439
00:22:04,693 --> 00:22:06,593
So he cooks, too?
440
00:22:06,595 --> 00:22:08,195
Wow, you're a lucky girl.
441
00:22:09,030 --> 00:22:10,397
Oh, right.
442
00:22:13,335 --> 00:22:16,437
Zuri, we're really sorry about Marsh.
443
00:22:16,439 --> 00:22:18,772
We didn't mean to scare him away.
444
00:22:18,774 --> 00:22:23,344
Well, technically we did, but that
was when we thought he was an alien.
445
00:22:23,346 --> 00:22:25,379
We just wanted to protect you.
446
00:22:25,381 --> 00:22:29,616
Maybe next time you could protect
me from Todd in Eagle Cabin.
447
00:22:29,618 --> 00:22:31,985
He leaves dead bugs on my pillow.
448
00:22:31,987 --> 00:22:33,420
Ooh, I think he's flirting.
449
00:22:36,458 --> 00:22:39,693
I still don't understand what that
metal was that we found in the lake.
450
00:22:39,695 --> 00:22:42,730
Or where that blue goo came from.
451
00:22:42,732 --> 00:22:45,532
Hey, kids. It's safe to
swim in the lake again.
452
00:22:45,534 --> 00:22:47,601
You never told us it wasn't safe.
453
00:22:48,670 --> 00:22:50,471
What, like that's my job?
454
00:22:51,906 --> 00:22:54,308
Look, a boat engine blew the other day.
455
00:22:54,310 --> 00:22:56,510
There was metal and blue fluid everywhere.
456
00:22:56,512 --> 00:23:00,280
But it's cleaned up, and now
the lake is only mildly toxic.
457
00:23:01,416 --> 00:23:03,717
So much for your alien.
458
00:23:03,719 --> 00:23:07,087
You can blame these two for
scaring away your new camper.
459
00:23:07,089 --> 00:23:08,422
What are you talking about?
460
00:23:08,424 --> 00:23:10,557
There wasn't any new camper.
461
00:23:10,559 --> 00:23:12,292
You guys are annoying enough.
462
00:23:15,764 --> 00:23:18,932
So maybe Marsh was an alien?
463
00:23:18,934 --> 00:23:21,902
If he was, I kind of wish he'd taken me.
464
00:23:23,338 --> 00:23:26,673
Something tells me, I'd fit
in a lot better up there.
465
00:23:26,675 --> 00:23:27,941
Couldn't fit in worse.