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♪ <i>Previously on</i> BrainDead

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♪ <i>Gareth and Laurel sittin' in a tree</i>

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♪ <i>Oh, right, that meteor that came here</i>
<i>from beyond the stars</i>

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♪ <i>DC is filled with bugs</i>
<i>that eat your brains and dig The Cars</i>

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♪ <i>They crawl in through your ear holes</i>

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♪ <i>Control your thoughts</i>
<i>unless your head explodes</i>

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♪ <i>Infected people keep infecting</i>
<i>people who are not</i>

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♪ <i>Gustav is maybe not a doctor...</i>

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No, but I read a lot.

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♪ <i>A bug was in the CAT scan</i>

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♪ <i>Their sense of calm</i>
<i>and confidence erodes</i>

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♪ <i>Ella's infected, too</i>

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♪ <i>Apparently, the bugs want her to</i>
<i>embroil Luke in a battle for control</i>

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♪ <i>Abby's views got so extreme</i>

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♪ <i>Since she joined the space bug team</i>

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♪ <i>So Laurel knows</i>
<i>these bugs are on a roll</i>

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♪ <i>A tender moment there</i>

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♪ <i>When Laurel thinks</i>
<i>that Gareth's dead</i>

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♪ <i>Gustav plays The Cars</i>
<i>tapes red Solo cups around his head</i>

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♪ <i>I've never seen two grown men</i>
<i>share a candy bar like that</i>

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♪ <i>Have you no sense of decency?</i>

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♪ <i>My God, you monsters, not the cat</i> ♪

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Hey, my neighbor. Finally.

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Yeah, I just moved in.

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- Uh, Noah.
- Uh, Jules.

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Well, if you need anything, just...

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Bang on the wall?

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And... I'll bang back. [CHUCKLES]

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<b><font color="#0E7521">Ripped & Corrected By mstoll</font></b>

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[GASPING]

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<i>What we need is</i>
<i>another American revolution</i>,

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<i>but against the people who are thwarting</i>
<i>the dreams of the American people</i>,

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<i>who are doing everything
they can to put America last.</i>

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<i>And so the Republicans
have basically put a bullet</i>

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<i>in the head of the US economy.</i>

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<i>By refusing to negotiate</i>,
<i>refusing to even talk, they...</i>

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MISTY: <i>Who else
but the Democrats have given</i>

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<i>health care to the unproductive takers
in our society</i>

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<i>at the expense of the hardworking</i>,

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<i>average American middle class
and job creators in our economy?</i>

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<i>...losses so far.</i>

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<i>They shaved point-six percent</i>
<i>off economic growth this quarter alone</i>,

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<i>and the yield on short-term treasury</i>
<i>bonds has risen</i>,

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<i>causing global investors
to be extremely unhappy.</i>

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MAN [ON RADIO]: <i>On today's program</i>,
<i>health care and lollipops.</i>

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<i>We all remember that moment...</i>

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MAN 2 [OVER OTHER RADIO]:
<i>Liberals hate America!</i>

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<i>They side with our enemies!</i>

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<i>They're more concerned
with banning soda pop...</i>

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MAN: <i>The fall from the monkey bars...</i>

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Could you please turn that down?

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- [TURNS UP VOLUME]
- MAN 2: <i>Feminista! Barack Obama!</i>

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[ENGINE REVVING LOUDLY]

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[TIRES SCREECH]

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[MAN 2 CONTINUES SHOUTING]

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[MAN 2 CONTINUES SHOUTING]

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MAN: <i>And should that even be a question?
We're going to hear from Lucy...</i>

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MAN 2: <i>... are people not seeing this?!</i>

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[LOUD CRASH]

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[HUBCAP CLATTERING]

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- Rocky.
- LAUREL: Well, that's not bad.

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- You look like a Rocky.
- Nope.

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Rocky from <i>Rocky and Bullwinkle.</i>

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- [LAUGHING]
- Yeah.

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Till I was 17,
I had a high-pitched voice.

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- [HIGH-PITCHED] Hey, Bullwinkle!
- [BOTH LAUGH]

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- All right, what was your nickname?
- Mine?

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- Yeah.
- Oh, no, I wasn't popular enough

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- to have a nickname.
- See, that can't be true.

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- Come on.
- No, I'm serious.

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People thought I was a good girl,
so they called me...

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..."Good Girl."

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Yeah, it wasn't a very creative school.
Even the bullying was prosaic.

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[LAUGHS]

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So, um...
I need to ask you a work question.

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- Can you put your FBI hat on?
- Sure, hold on.

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Okay, go.

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My brother says that a terrorist group
is responsible for these, um...

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...head eruptions.
- Uh, CHIs.

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CHIs. Oh, right. Is that true?

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The Islamic Rayid Front
claims responsibility,

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but they take responsibility
for everything.

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Actually, we think it's medical.

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We've just been given 2-64 powers.

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- What's that?
- US Code 2-64.

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We can help the CDC investigate

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by taking people into custody
for observation.

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- Have you heard of the screwworm?
- No. What's that?

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It's this bug from Central America.

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It burrows into the skull and...

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Makes heads explode?

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I know. Look it up on Wikipedia.

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It's kind of terrifying. And...

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- What's wrong?
- Nothing.

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Just somebody I know from work.

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- Who, the Healy girl?
- Yeah. You know her?

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No. I know the Healys.

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Are you slumming with a
Democratic icon, Gareth?

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- [CHUCKLES]
- Oh, that's so cute.

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It's that newscaster, isn't it?

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- Misty... something?
- Yeah. She's awful.

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Who's that guy she's with?
Looks familiar.

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I don't know. Probably some lobbyist.

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The Healys are always jumping
into bed with somebody.

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So who's that? Old boyfriend?

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No. Just this Republican
I'm working with.

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I know him.

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Great! You want to go sit at his table?

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[CHUCKLES]

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So, Misty...

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...have you heard about
this new group, the One Wayers?

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Grassroots. Shrink the government.
No new taxes.

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We've received 83 calls
in the last week.

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This isn't some ploy?

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Get us to report on something
you guys are just astroturfing?

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- Would I do that to you?
- [CHUCKLES]

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Look, all 83 calls said the same thing:

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Stay the course
on the government shutdown.

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- Who leads it?
- We don't know.

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I thought I'd get
a reporter to look into it.

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- You let me know if you see one around.
- [LAUGHS]

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What do you want? Martini?

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Yeah. Surprise me.

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So, this was subtle.

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Bringing your date to the same
bar we were at the other night.

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- I'm sorry, were you talking to me?
- Look, that guy you're with,

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he's an FBI agent,
and you need to watch out for him.

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- [CHUCKLING]
- What?

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I'm just saying, he's not a good guy.

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You don't have to listen to me.

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An Old Fashioned
and a light beer, please.

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Old Fashioned and a martini.

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People at the FBI used to call him
a "ten-center." You know why?

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Just standing here
waiting for my drinks.

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It's like that old joke.
There's this elderly couple,

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and they find themselves destitute.

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And the wife says, "Don't vorry,
I vill go out and sell my body."

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- Are they Eastern European?
- So, she's gone all day,

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and when she comes back,
she says, "Ve are saved.

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I have made 250 dollars and ten cents."

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And the husband says,
"Ten cents? Who gave you ten cents?"

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She says, "Everybody."

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So my date is like an Eastern
European woman who sleeps around?

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No.

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Your date is like a mercenary
who sells himself to the lowest bidder.

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[SETS DRINK DOWN]

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Okay, I'm going now.

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What was that all about?

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Nothing. He says he knows you.

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Really?

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Oh, dear Lord.

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This night is like a circus.

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[EXHALES]
One second. Just...

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- Gustav, I'm having a drink.
- I've got some bugs.

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Okay, can we talk
about it another time?

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And how did you
even know I was here?

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I was looking for bugs in my
apartment,

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- and then I saw Zeke, and he was...
- Who's Zeke? No, don't answer that.

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[MEOWS]

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Okay, Gustav. Tomorrow.

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Your date's leaving anyway...
work needs him.

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- What?
- Laurel, hey, uh, I just got a text.

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I got to go. Works needs me.

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- I'm Anthony.
- I know.

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- Okay, uh...
- I'll call you later. All right? Okay.

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- [PHONE CHIMES]
- Okay.

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Okay, thanks. Laurel had fun.

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Okay. Uh...

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I'll call you.

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- Did you text him?
- No. How would I know how to do that?

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I just saw he was getting a text.

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- Gustav...
- Look, this is more important.

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We have to get Zeke
to your doctor friend for a CAT scan.

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ROCHELLE: Yep, cat CAT scan.

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I'm so glad I went to med school.

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The pyriform's intact.
Everything's healthy.

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- See?
- Try the posterior lateral sulcus.

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Try farther up.

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- ROCHELLE: Hmm.
- There we go.

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- Your cat moved.
- He didn't move.

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- What? What is it?
- There is no lateral sulcus.

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- That's not possible.
- Try the suprasplenial gyrus.

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- It's the screwworms.
- They can't do that.

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Clearly they did.
How else can you explain...

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- It's missing, too?
- Cat moved, or the CT...

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- I don't know.
- The bugs ate half its brain.

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That's why people are changing.
They only have half their brains.

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Can you even live with half a brain?

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[MEOWS]

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- LAUREL: You don't see them, do you?
- ROCHELLE: No.

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The eardrum's punctured, though.

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That's how they get in.
The bugs push in through the eardrum.

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- Is that true?
- I don't know.

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All I'm saying is this cat
has a punctured eardrum.

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That means they're deaf in one ear.
That's how we know who's infected.

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We don't know anything yet.

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Uh, perilymph fluid is missing.

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- What does that mean?
- Inner ear.

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- A loss of fluid means...
- Balance.

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Absence of perilymph fluid means
that they're off balance.

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That's how we know who's infected.

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If they're deaf in one ear
or off balance,

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they're probably missing
half their brain.

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Ah, here's Senator Pollack now.
I asked her to join us, too.

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Mr. Tabak, Ella Pollack.

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I just lost $4 million.

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- You just lost?
- Ah... uh...

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I just lost $4 million more.

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Sir, uh, we're in
a complicated situation.

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We're the party of adults.

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- [SCOFFS]
- It's the Republicans

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- who shut down the government...
- I don't care.

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Now, I've personally bundled
half a billion dollars for your party.

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Unless this is solved,
that money goes away.

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The Republicans are asking us to cut
three major agencies...

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Yes, and you will slash one
as a show of good faith.

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- No, we won't.
- Yes, you will.

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I'm meeting with
the Republicans in an hour,

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and I need a compromise.

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You have 40 seconds
to name the agency...

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You can take your money and shove it.

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- Ella, let's... let's all just...
- No.

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I'm sick of playing dead for big money.

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See what you think about a 20% jump
in capital gains tax, you jackass.

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Who is this woman?

226
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I'm the homeless person
knocking at your tinted window.

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I'm your daughter when she sleeps
with the poli-sci professor.

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Forty seconds, Luke.

229
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National Endowment for the Arts.

230
00:11:44,203 --> 00:11:45,465
Good.

231
00:11:46,605 --> 00:11:48,163
We'll wrap this up tomorrow.

232
00:11:49,041 --> 00:11:53,137
<i>[MELANESIAN CHOIR SINGING]</i>

233
00:11:54,180 --> 00:11:55,408
<i>[CHOIR CONTINUES]</i>

234
00:11:55,548 --> 00:11:57,015
LAUREL [ON VIDEO]:
<i>This music is disappearing</i>,

235
00:11:57,149 --> 00:11:59,845
<i>just as the island itself
is disappearing.</i>

236
00:11:59,985 --> 00:12:01,680
<i>All I need are matching funds.</i>

237
00:12:09,695 --> 00:12:10,957
What are you doing?

238
00:12:11,697 --> 00:12:13,062
I'm cold.

239
00:12:13,566 --> 00:12:16,126
<i>I need $200</i>,<i>000</i>
<i>to further this effort.</i>

240
00:12:17,570 --> 00:12:18,730
<i>Please give generously.</i>

241
00:12:21,707 --> 00:12:22,969
I'm coming.

242
00:12:24,110 --> 00:12:25,975
[MUSIC STOPS]

243
00:12:28,614 --> 00:12:31,014
I'm hearing about these
One Wayers, Senator.

244
00:12:31,150 --> 00:12:32,276
What are they?

245
00:12:32,418 --> 00:12:36,878
Well, Misty, just in the last week,
we've received literally hundreds

246
00:12:37,022 --> 00:12:39,752
of e-mails and calls from this group...

247
00:12:39,892 --> 00:12:42,656
people who feel like
they're losing their country,

248
00:12:42,795 --> 00:12:44,922
who feel America is going to hell,

249
00:12:45,064 --> 00:12:47,498
and, well, they're out
to make it great again.

250
00:12:47,633 --> 00:12:51,660
These brave citizens
want to lift America

251
00:12:51,804 --> 00:12:54,898
out of its downward
spiral towards weakness...

252
00:12:55,040 --> 00:12:57,702
WOMAN [ON TV]: <i>As if the presidential
campaign weren't hot enough...</i>

253
00:12:57,843 --> 00:12:58,935
Hello. I'm Laurel.

254
00:12:59,078 --> 00:13:02,138
I'm an aide to the senator,
specializing in constituent casework.

255
00:13:02,281 --> 00:13:04,875
You are... Noah Feffer?

256
00:13:05,551 --> 00:13:07,018
Yes. Hello.

257
00:13:07,153 --> 00:13:09,644
- That's a nasty cut you got there.
- I was in a car crash.

258
00:13:10,589 --> 00:13:12,250
- I'm sorry. Are you all right?
- Yes.

259
00:13:12,391 --> 00:13:14,325
- Would you like to sit?
- No.

260
00:13:14,860 --> 00:13:16,657
- Would you like any water?
- No.

261
00:13:17,596 --> 00:13:20,224
Okay. How may I help you?

262
00:13:21,901 --> 00:13:23,334
I'm angry.

263
00:13:25,905 --> 00:13:27,133
Regarding?

264
00:13:27,706 --> 00:13:28,798
Everything.

265
00:13:30,009 --> 00:13:31,840
The thing is,
the more specific you get...

266
00:13:31,977 --> 00:13:34,639
Income inequality,
childhood diseases, big oil,

267
00:13:34,780 --> 00:13:37,010
your brother cutting the
National Endowment of the Arts.

268
00:13:37,149 --> 00:13:39,083
- Why is he doing that?
- Well, I think it's more about

269
00:13:39,218 --> 00:13:40,742
- reopening the government...
- Oh, no, no.

270
00:13:40,986 --> 00:13:42,351
[DOOR CLOSES]

271
00:13:42,488 --> 00:13:45,116
It is about giving in to the fascists.

272
00:13:45,257 --> 00:13:47,691
Now, he needs to take the fight
to the Republicans.

273
00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:49,226
When they kill a hostage,
he needs to kill a hostage.

274
00:13:49,361 --> 00:13:52,660
When they hold a knife to his throat,
he needs to hold a knife to theirs.

275
00:13:52,798 --> 00:13:55,767
Look at Finland and Denmark.
Why can't we be more like them?

276
00:13:57,002 --> 00:13:59,766
Okay. I will tell Senator Healy.
Thank you.

277
00:13:59,905 --> 00:14:01,099
Why aren't you angry?

278
00:14:02,474 --> 00:14:05,102
Why aren't I?
I'm the constituent caseworker here.

279
00:14:05,244 --> 00:14:07,769
Our country is in mortal danger.
Why can't you see that?

280
00:14:07,913 --> 00:14:09,574
We need a political revolution!

281
00:14:09,715 --> 00:14:11,148
You just sit there,
but the One Wayers,

282
00:14:11,283 --> 00:14:12,978
they count on us
being peaceful and calm.

283
00:14:13,118 --> 00:14:14,847
What... You haven't heard a word I said.

284
00:14:14,987 --> 00:14:17,353
I have. Every word.
Even if I don't sound angry...

285
00:14:17,489 --> 00:14:18,854
Don't patronize me!

286
00:14:18,991 --> 00:14:20,686
Now, they are armed,
because they have the NRA,

287
00:14:20,826 --> 00:14:23,317
- so we need to arm ourselves.
- Okay. Thank you, sir.

288
00:14:23,462 --> 00:14:25,157
- I'm needed in another meeting.
- Oh, that's all you have to say?

289
00:14:25,297 --> 00:14:26,195
This isn't over.

290
00:14:26,332 --> 00:14:27,799
Actually, it is.

291
00:14:30,002 --> 00:14:31,196
Goodbye.

292
00:14:57,763 --> 00:14:58,695
He said what?

293
00:14:58,831 --> 00:15:00,799
He said, "There are
other ways to arm ourselves."

294
00:15:00,933 --> 00:15:02,560
- Get the capitol police on it.
- I'm fine.

295
00:15:02,701 --> 00:15:04,328
No, he threatened you, Laurel.

296
00:15:04,470 --> 00:15:05,801
Did you call the capitol police?

297
00:15:05,938 --> 00:15:08,236
Yes. But they're a little busy.

298
00:15:08,374 --> 00:15:10,638
Then talk to the FBI, and if
they don't get right over here,

299
00:15:10,776 --> 00:15:12,903
- get me on the phone with them.
- Luke, stop worrying, okay?

300
00:15:13,045 --> 00:15:14,774
And do you really want me
at this thing?

301
00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:17,610
I want you to talk to his chief
of staff, see where we're headed.

302
00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:19,718
We need to get the
government back to work.

303
00:15:19,852 --> 00:15:21,615
Uh, Mr. Tabak, good morning.

304
00:15:23,022 --> 00:15:25,320
- [GROANS SOFTLY]
- RED: Ha-ha!

305
00:15:25,457 --> 00:15:27,186
Here we all are!

306
00:15:27,393 --> 00:15:28,758
Shall we settle this today?

307
00:15:28,894 --> 00:15:30,521
I think we shall.

308
00:15:32,531 --> 00:15:35,091
- RED: Already discussed this!
- ELLA: No, we haven't discussed it!

309
00:15:35,234 --> 00:15:37,464
[ARGUING CONTINUES BEHIND DOOR]

310
00:15:37,836 --> 00:15:40,100
Well... this is going well.

311
00:15:40,673 --> 00:15:42,197
Hey, look, your girlfriend's on TV.

312
00:15:43,542 --> 00:15:44,804
She's not my...

313
00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:47,572
She looks pouty today.
You upset her, Gar?

314
00:15:47,713 --> 00:15:49,772
So how long have you known
your FBI friend?

315
00:15:49,915 --> 00:15:51,746
What happened to her usual
bedroom eyes?

316
00:15:51,884 --> 00:15:53,852
- She looks like she's gonna cry.
- Yeah.

317
00:15:53,986 --> 00:15:56,853
It's probably because the Democrats
are bankrupting our nation.

318
00:15:56,989 --> 00:15:59,685
[LAUGHS QUIETLY]

319
00:16:00,459 --> 00:16:03,326
RED: Look, you already agreed
to cut one department.

320
00:16:03,462 --> 00:16:04,759
Just cut the other two!

321
00:16:04,897 --> 00:16:06,455
See? This is what we're up against.

322
00:16:06,598 --> 00:16:08,327
We shouldn't even
be cutting that one!

323
00:16:08,467 --> 00:16:09,593
This isn't just me talking.

324
00:16:09,735 --> 00:16:11,930
No, actually, it is just you talking.

325
00:16:12,071 --> 00:16:13,698
All right, look, take this pencil.

326
00:16:13,839 --> 00:16:15,329
Try to break it.

327
00:16:15,474 --> 00:16:16,736
[MOCKING WHIMPER]

328
00:16:16,875 --> 00:16:19,901
Take a whole stack of pencils...
[GRUNTS]

329
00:16:20,045 --> 00:16:21,774
That's how strong we are!

330
00:16:23,515 --> 00:16:25,380
That's how strong I am!

331
00:16:25,517 --> 00:16:28,247
This is the type of insanity I have
to deal with with the Democrats.

332
00:16:28,387 --> 00:16:32,255
Listen, we have hundreds
of e-mails telling us to hold the line.

333
00:16:32,391 --> 00:16:33,619
I want... I want to show you.

334
00:16:33,759 --> 00:16:35,226
- [DOOR OPENS]
- Gareth?

335
00:16:35,361 --> 00:16:37,192
Do you have the e-mails
from the One Wayers?

336
00:16:37,329 --> 00:16:38,523
Yes, sir.

337
00:16:44,470 --> 00:16:46,028
- [DOOR CLOSES]
- [SHOUTING RESUMES]

338
00:16:46,171 --> 00:16:48,002
- What?
- What?

339
00:16:48,140 --> 00:16:49,767
You have an expression on your face.

340
00:16:49,908 --> 00:16:51,842
- What is it?
- Nothing.

341
00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:57,039
Did you notice your boss leans
toward the right when he walks?

342
00:16:58,884 --> 00:17:01,011
- What?
- He leans toward the right.

343
00:17:01,153 --> 00:17:03,280
Is this, like, a Democratic taunt
I don't understand?

344
00:17:03,422 --> 00:17:06,186
Does he have trouble hearing in one ear?
Is he... is he deaf in one ear?

345
00:17:07,059 --> 00:17:08,617
Hey, turn that up.

346
00:17:08,761 --> 00:17:10,820
You're very stream-of-consciousness.

347
00:17:11,964 --> 00:17:15,491
<i>...in an abundance of caution</i>,
<i>the CDC is recalling</i>

348
00:17:15,634 --> 00:17:18,364
<i>three experimental
blood pressure medications:</i>

349
00:17:18,504 --> 00:17:20,529
<i>Polemitras, Traviscine and Quinnox.</i>

350
00:17:20,672 --> 00:17:21,502
- What are we?
- Shh.

351
00:17:21,640 --> 00:17:23,938
<i>Any combination
of blood pressure medications</i>

352
00:17:24,076 --> 00:17:27,807
<i>can have an adverse and
unanticipated effect on the body.</i>

353
00:17:27,946 --> 00:17:30,540
<i>If you are unsure you are
on these medications...</i>

354
00:17:30,682 --> 00:17:32,946
<i>Polemitras, Traviscine and Quinnox.</i>

355
00:17:33,085 --> 00:17:35,246
- Is he right?
- No, they're just covering their ass.

356
00:17:35,387 --> 00:17:37,617
You don't know that. Your first
instinct is always to suspect...

357
00:17:37,756 --> 00:17:40,418
- Did your father use them?
- Those medications?

358
00:17:41,093 --> 00:17:42,583
I... don't know.

359
00:17:42,728 --> 00:17:44,593
Did he have high blood pressure?

360
00:17:45,798 --> 00:17:46,924
- No.
- See?

361
00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:48,499
They don't know what
they're talking about.

362
00:17:48,634 --> 00:17:50,761
Okay. Look, I have a friend
from medical school

363
00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:54,339
who works with the CDC.
I'll call him and set up a lunch.

364
00:17:54,473 --> 00:17:55,770
- And say what?
- Screwworms.

365
00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:58,103
No. I'll find out what they're thinking,

366
00:17:58,243 --> 00:17:59,938
- what their evidence is.
- And we'll show them ours.

367
00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:01,444
- [COMPUTER CHIMES]
- "We" won't do anything.

368
00:18:01,580 --> 00:18:04,276
I will. And Laurel.
I think you should come, too.

369
00:18:04,416 --> 00:18:05,883
Wait, why Laurel and not me?

370
00:18:06,018 --> 00:18:08,418
ROCHELLE: Because, Gustav,
you have a tendency to get excited.

371
00:18:08,554 --> 00:18:11,489
GUSTAV: People's heads are exploding.
When are you supposed to get excited?

372
00:18:11,623 --> 00:18:14,251
ROCHELLE: No one will help us
if we don't make a good impression.

373
00:18:14,393 --> 00:18:16,327
GUSTAV: So what are you saying?
I'm not presentable?

374
00:18:16,462 --> 00:18:17,929
- Is that it?
- ROCHELLE: I didn't say that.

375
00:18:18,063 --> 00:18:21,430
But, you know, you do have a tendency
to come on strong and weird people out.

376
00:18:21,567 --> 00:18:24,695
GUSTAV: We're living in weird times.
My behavior is entirely appropriate.

377
00:18:28,307 --> 00:18:31,105
I'm angry.
We're losing our country.

378
00:18:31,243 --> 00:18:33,438
- They're taking it away bit by bit.
- I know.

379
00:18:33,579 --> 00:18:36,139
And that's why Senator Wheatus
needs your help. He's one of you.

380
00:18:36,281 --> 00:18:38,511
We're just sick of words,
we need action.

381
00:18:38,650 --> 00:18:40,174
It's like the Red Coats all over again.

382
00:18:40,319 --> 00:18:43,777
Yes. And that's why Red Wheatus

383
00:18:43,922 --> 00:18:45,753
wants you to form the One Wayers.

384
00:18:46,758 --> 00:18:48,020
It's a grassroots campaign

385
00:18:48,160 --> 00:18:50,355
created and run by good citizens
like yourselves.

386
00:18:50,496 --> 00:18:52,589
So if we can meet tomorrow
to discuss...

387
00:18:55,734 --> 00:18:56,894
Would you excuse me?

388
00:18:59,438 --> 00:19:01,702
Okay, look, I didn't have anything
to do with the negotiations.

389
00:19:01,840 --> 00:19:03,432
They fell apart on their own.

390
00:19:06,111 --> 00:19:08,545
- What's wrong?
- Nothing. Just...

391
00:19:09,715 --> 00:19:10,875
Thank you.

392
00:19:11,717 --> 00:19:13,582
Okay. For what?

393
00:19:14,219 --> 00:19:17,518
$750.10.

394
00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:20,682
That could be from anybody.

395
00:19:21,326 --> 00:19:22,987
Yeah, yeah, well...

396
00:19:23,629 --> 00:19:24,618
...thank anybody.

397
00:19:29,935 --> 00:19:32,369
Okay, that's it. I just wanted
to say thank you, so...

398
00:19:32,504 --> 00:19:33,732
Laurel.

399
00:19:34,706 --> 00:19:36,071
Do you have a second?

400
00:19:37,342 --> 00:19:38,969
GARETH: This shutdown
is getting out of control.

401
00:19:39,111 --> 00:19:41,341
And compromise is getting even harder.

402
00:19:41,480 --> 00:19:42,742
I agree.

403
00:19:42,881 --> 00:19:45,782
There's someone else who agrees:
Majority Leader Amarant.

404
00:19:46,919 --> 00:19:48,682
He just was in a screaming fight...

405
00:19:50,155 --> 00:19:51,645
...with my boss.

406
00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:57,526
The Republican leader wants
to compromise with the Democrats.

407
00:19:57,663 --> 00:20:00,188
He's worried that Wall Street's
gonna pull their PAC money,

408
00:20:00,332 --> 00:20:04,132
but he doesn't have enough votes
without your moderates.

409
00:20:05,537 --> 00:20:06,663
I know.

410
00:20:06,805 --> 00:20:07,965
You're wondering
whether you should trust me.

411
00:20:08,106 --> 00:20:10,267
- Uh-huh.
- [SIGHS]

412
00:20:10,409 --> 00:20:11,967
Well, I'll leave that to you.

413
00:20:13,145 --> 00:20:14,578
I'm leaving first.

414
00:20:17,049 --> 00:20:18,539
LUKE: <i>Wait, who told you this?</i>

415
00:20:18,684 --> 00:20:20,515
Is this from your chief of staff friend?

416
00:20:20,652 --> 00:20:22,711
LAUREL: <i>Use this information</i>
<i>if you want or don't</i>,

417
00:20:22,854 --> 00:20:26,551
but apparently, Amarant got into
a screaming fight with Red Wheatus.

418
00:20:26,692 --> 00:20:29,058
Why would he undercut
his own boss by telling you this?

419
00:20:30,095 --> 00:20:32,256
- Are you sleeping with him?
- Okay, good night, Luke.

420
00:20:32,397 --> 00:20:33,421
[PHONE BEEPS OFF]

421
00:20:33,565 --> 00:20:35,726
[BIRDS FLUTTERING]

422
00:20:38,270 --> 00:20:39,396
Hello?

423
00:20:44,610 --> 00:20:45,736
Gareth?

424
00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:49,980
[FOOTSTEPS RUNNING]

425
00:21:03,228 --> 00:21:05,526
- Hey, why aren't you helping me?
- Oh, come on.

426
00:21:05,664 --> 00:21:08,724
You want something, you come to my work,
you don't follow me here.

427
00:21:09,501 --> 00:21:11,969
Do you listen to NPR?
<i>All Things Considered</i>?

428
00:21:12,104 --> 00:21:14,470
You really want to let go
of <i>All Things Considered</i>?

429
00:21:14,606 --> 00:21:16,335
We will if we lose the NEA.

430
00:21:16,475 --> 00:21:17,772
Sir, this is a work matter.

431
00:21:17,909 --> 00:21:19,934
- This is not some...
- You know what this is?

432
00:21:20,078 --> 00:21:22,342
It's from The Splendid Table,
their pledge drive.

433
00:21:22,481 --> 00:21:25,279
That's what we'll lose: Big Bird,
Ken Burns, The Splendid Table...

434
00:21:25,417 --> 00:21:26,577
- What is that?
- It's a rape button.

435
00:21:26,718 --> 00:21:28,276
Sends a GPS signal to the police.

436
00:21:28,420 --> 00:21:30,047
What are you, insane?
This isn't a rape.

437
00:21:30,188 --> 00:21:32,713
- I'm a member of Men Against Rape.
- You're carrying a knife!

438
00:21:32,858 --> 00:21:34,325
It's from The Splendid Table!

439
00:21:34,459 --> 00:21:36,620
Don't you want to know whether
Reverend Chambers solves the murder?

440
00:21:36,762 --> 00:21:37,786
I don't know what you're talking about.

441
00:21:37,929 --> 00:21:40,523
<i>Grantchester</i> on <i>Masterpiece Theater</i>!
Don't you want to know?!

442
00:21:40,666 --> 00:21:42,531
If we lose the NEA, we won't!

443
00:21:42,668 --> 00:21:44,602
Go. Go, now!

444
00:21:44,736 --> 00:21:46,704
We are angry
and we will not be denied.

445
00:21:46,838 --> 00:21:49,398
I don't care! Go! Seriously, go!

446
00:21:49,541 --> 00:21:50,872
[CHUCKLES] Oh, you know what you are?

447
00:21:51,009 --> 00:21:53,910
I know who I am, and I don't
give a damn what you think I am.

448
00:21:55,514 --> 00:21:57,379
You're an obstructionist!

449
00:21:57,516 --> 00:21:58,949
<i>Masterpiece Theater</i>!

450
00:21:59,084 --> 00:22:00,949
<i>This Old House</i>! <i>NO VA</i>!

451
00:22:01,086 --> 00:22:02,576
<i>Antiques Roadshow</i>!

452
00:22:02,721 --> 00:22:04,018
<i>Charlie Rose</i>!

453
00:22:04,156 --> 00:22:05,714
<i>Tavis Smiley</i>!

454
00:22:13,899 --> 00:22:15,560
Don't look so nervous, Senator.

455
00:22:15,701 --> 00:22:18,602
Oh, I feel like I'm in a spy novel.

456
00:22:19,237 --> 00:22:20,829
If my caucus knew
I was meeting with you,

457
00:22:20,972 --> 00:22:22,405
they would tar and feather me.

458
00:22:22,541 --> 00:22:23,735
Same here.

459
00:22:23,875 --> 00:22:26,742
So, I heard you had
a screaming match with Red.

460
00:22:26,878 --> 00:22:28,209
Times are changing.

461
00:22:28,347 --> 00:22:30,110
Extremists used to make more sense.

462
00:22:30,248 --> 00:22:32,716
Now, they don't care if we
throw away the presidency,

463
00:22:32,851 --> 00:22:35,342
they don't care if we
lose our PAC money.

464
00:22:35,487 --> 00:22:36,476
It's insane.

465
00:22:36,621 --> 00:22:38,316
So, you want to end this,
I want to end this.

466
00:22:38,457 --> 00:22:39,719
How do we do it?

467
00:22:39,858 --> 00:22:42,452
I have 31 moderates,
but they won't vote with you.

468
00:22:43,061 --> 00:22:45,086
Uh, there's this group,
the One Wayers,

469
00:22:45,230 --> 00:22:46,697
they're making our life hell.

470
00:22:46,832 --> 00:22:49,995
If one of us even nods when
a Democrat speaks, we'll lose our seat.

471
00:22:50,135 --> 00:22:53,263
Well, how about
we kick it down the road?

472
00:22:55,540 --> 00:22:57,701
- Sequestration?
- Yes.

473
00:22:57,843 --> 00:22:59,401
Agree to across-the-board budget cuts.

474
00:22:59,544 --> 00:23:01,341
Ten percent military,
ten percent transportation...

475
00:23:01,480 --> 00:23:03,778
- Ten percent health?
- Right.

476
00:23:03,915 --> 00:23:06,008
Now, they only go
into effect in six months

477
00:23:06,151 --> 00:23:07,914
if we don't reach a budget agreement.

478
00:23:10,188 --> 00:23:12,816
Yeah, I think I can
hold my 31 with that.

479
00:23:12,958 --> 00:23:15,449
But that still doesn't
help us with Red.

480
00:23:15,594 --> 00:23:17,824
When he gets on the floor,
nobody can hold their ground.

481
00:23:17,963 --> 00:23:19,328
Yeah, I have
the same problem with Ella.

482
00:23:19,464 --> 00:23:21,364
I'll find some way to sideline them.

483
00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:24,361
All right, let's see what we can do.

484
00:23:30,675 --> 00:23:32,370
What are you looking for?

485
00:23:32,511 --> 00:23:34,342
Uh, a constituent
who was here yesterday.

486
00:23:34,479 --> 00:23:36,276
Noah something.
He had a cut on his head.

487
00:23:36,415 --> 00:23:38,144
What happened to yesterday's names?

488
00:23:38,283 --> 00:23:39,272
I cleared them out.

489
00:23:40,852 --> 00:23:42,114
Why would you do that?

490
00:23:42,621 --> 00:23:43,952
New policy.

491
00:23:44,089 --> 00:23:45,920
Destroying yesterday's names.

492
00:23:46,958 --> 00:23:48,516
You have some guests here.

493
00:23:54,933 --> 00:23:56,195
That's not the...

494
00:23:57,869 --> 00:24:00,235
I wasn't going to say anything weird.

495
00:24:02,707 --> 00:24:04,106
Something's odd, huh?

496
00:24:06,711 --> 00:24:08,474
- Yes.
- Dex, you're with the CDC.

497
00:24:08,613 --> 00:24:11,844
You have to stop saying these explosions
are from prescription medication.

498
00:24:11,983 --> 00:24:14,178
We're not saying that.
We're saying that we're looking into it.

499
00:24:14,319 --> 00:24:17,083
I took all the pills
14 hours ago... nothing.

500
00:24:17,222 --> 00:24:18,621
What?

501
00:24:19,057 --> 00:24:21,184
I wanted to make sure they
wouldn't make my head explode.

502
00:24:21,326 --> 00:24:23,794
LAUREL: Gustav, you can't just perform
experiments on yourself.

503
00:24:23,929 --> 00:24:27,057
Why aren't these dots just artifacts
from a malfunctioning CT scan?

504
00:24:27,199 --> 00:24:28,962
GUSTAV: Because of the mandible there.

505
00:24:29,100 --> 00:24:31,068
- See?
- Why isn't that just a dust mite?

506
00:24:31,203 --> 00:24:32,932
Because it's not.

507
00:24:33,071 --> 00:24:34,629
Look, I'm on your side.

508
00:24:34,773 --> 00:24:36,434
I think we're covering
our ass at the CDC.

509
00:24:36,575 --> 00:24:38,543
But I have to have more than this.
You think it's what?

510
00:24:38,677 --> 00:24:40,577
<i>Cochliomyia hominivorax.</i>

511
00:24:43,448 --> 00:24:45,916
I did my thesis
on screwworm eradication.

512
00:24:46,518 --> 00:24:48,349
You really think they're back?

513
00:24:48,487 --> 00:24:50,921
I think there are bugs eating
through human eardrums,

514
00:24:51,056 --> 00:24:52,318
embedding themselves in brains,

515
00:24:52,457 --> 00:24:53,856
and either changing
people's personalities

516
00:24:53,992 --> 00:24:55,357
or making their heads explode.

517
00:24:55,494 --> 00:24:58,190
That's just one theory, of course.

518
00:24:58,330 --> 00:25:00,628
I'm sorry.
I love this stuff.

519
00:25:01,299 --> 00:25:03,733
- Me, too.
- What is your name again?

520
00:25:03,869 --> 00:25:05,769
- Gustav.
- Dexter Wu.

521
00:25:05,904 --> 00:25:07,565
It's really a disgusting bug.

522
00:25:07,706 --> 00:25:10,266
- I know.
- But it usually only infects livestock.

523
00:25:10,408 --> 00:25:12,842
Well, global warming has changed
that equation, don't you think?

524
00:25:13,478 --> 00:25:15,503
Okay, this is what I suggest, Gustav.

525
00:25:15,647 --> 00:25:18,980
I'll take these CAT scans to my boss,
and he'll dismiss them right offhand.

526
00:25:19,117 --> 00:25:21,347
But he'll need to see
a human who is infected.

527
00:25:21,486 --> 00:25:23,386
- A human?
- Yes.

528
00:25:24,189 --> 00:25:25,486
Do you know of any?

529
00:25:30,295 --> 00:25:31,853
Surprise!

530
00:25:31,997 --> 00:25:35,524
<i>In other campaign news</i>,
<i>civility is once again off the table.</i>

531
00:25:35,667 --> 00:25:37,396
- Nice apartment.
- Thanks.

532
00:25:37,536 --> 00:25:39,800
You know, all lives matter.

533
00:25:39,938 --> 00:25:42,031
Not just black lives.

534
00:25:43,542 --> 00:25:44,839
Okay.

535
00:25:44,976 --> 00:25:46,500
Um, Abby...

536
00:25:47,012 --> 00:25:50,573
...this is gonna sound strange,
but just keep an open mind.

537
00:25:50,715 --> 00:25:51,909
Rochelle is a doctor.

538
00:25:52,050 --> 00:25:53,347
At Mount Vernon
Memorial Hospital.

539
00:25:53,485 --> 00:25:58,354
And I'm helping her track a new kind
of infection in the DC area.

540
00:25:58,490 --> 00:26:01,220
- It's like Lyme disease.
- We don't know how serious.

541
00:26:01,359 --> 00:26:03,691
But we're worried you
may have contracted it.

542
00:26:03,828 --> 00:26:07,264
ROCHELLE: It comes with loss of balance
and deafness in one ear.

543
00:26:07,399 --> 00:26:08,889
LAUREL: Have you noticed
a change in your hearing?

544
00:26:09,034 --> 00:26:11,434
You're really jealous of
my success, aren't you, Laurel?

545
00:26:12,637 --> 00:26:14,798
No, I'm... I'm just concerned
for your welfare.

546
00:26:14,940 --> 00:26:18,273
Well, thank you for your concern,
but I'm not sick.

547
00:26:18,410 --> 00:26:19,604
I'm doing well.

548
00:26:19,744 --> 00:26:21,473
Many people are asymptomatic.

549
00:26:21,613 --> 00:26:23,774
If you don't mind,
I'd like to do a quick,

550
00:26:23,915 --> 00:26:25,382
easy, noninvasive test...

551
00:26:25,517 --> 00:26:27,382
So this is the nanny state now?

552
00:26:27,852 --> 00:26:29,479
Uninvited house calls?

553
00:26:31,256 --> 00:26:32,314
No.

554
00:26:32,691 --> 00:26:36,149
We're just here because I'm a friend
and I saw these symptoms...

555
00:26:36,294 --> 00:26:38,194
It takes a village. Huh?

556
00:26:41,066 --> 00:26:42,897
Thanks for dropping by, Laurel.

557
00:26:44,069 --> 00:26:45,696
It's always good to see you.

558
00:26:48,239 --> 00:26:50,070
Well, that wasn't good.

559
00:26:50,208 --> 00:26:51,436
No.

560
00:26:51,576 --> 00:26:52,975
There might be another way.

561
00:27:07,092 --> 00:27:09,788
ROCHELLE: It's clearly unrelated
to the blood pressure meds.

562
00:27:09,928 --> 00:27:11,520
It's probably a parasite,

563
00:27:11,663 --> 00:27:15,292
like <i>spirometra erinaceieuropaei</i>
or <i>naegleria fowleri.</i>

564
00:27:15,433 --> 00:27:16,661
And those are?

565
00:27:16,801 --> 00:27:21,795
Think of them as a deadly type
of Lyme disease that attacks the brain.

566
00:27:21,940 --> 00:27:24,773
The reason we called you, Anthony,
is you have that power that, um...

567
00:27:24,909 --> 00:27:26,638
- 2-64.
- Right.

568
00:27:26,778 --> 00:27:30,043
And this is someone who's
resisting custody for observation.

569
00:27:30,181 --> 00:27:33,150
CDC could really benefit
from investigating.

570
00:27:33,284 --> 00:27:34,649
[CHUCKLES]

571
00:27:34,786 --> 00:27:37,346
You know, I, uh...
I looked up screwworms.

572
00:27:37,489 --> 00:27:39,286
- Pretty disgusting.
- I know, huh?

573
00:27:39,424 --> 00:27:43,292
- And, uh, this woman, uh...
- Abby... she's a friend of mine.

574
00:27:43,428 --> 00:27:46,556
And she's shown signs of being infected,
but she's resisted help.

575
00:27:46,698 --> 00:27:50,429
So we need you to help
bring her in for a CAT scan.

576
00:27:50,568 --> 00:27:51,626
Is she in pain?

577
00:27:51,770 --> 00:27:53,101
- Mm.
- No.

578
00:27:53,238 --> 00:27:54,432
Incoherent?

579
00:27:54,572 --> 00:27:57,735
No, but... she's changed.

580
00:27:57,876 --> 00:27:59,639
And she's shown some of the symptoms.

581
00:28:04,349 --> 00:28:05,373
I'll be right back.

582
00:28:07,686 --> 00:28:10,348
- What's going on?
- Oh, hey, I didn't want to...

583
00:28:10,488 --> 00:28:12,456
Just thought I'd leave this with you.

584
00:28:12,590 --> 00:28:14,615
- What is it?
- It's just information on...

585
00:28:15,794 --> 00:28:17,159
Information on?

586
00:28:17,295 --> 00:28:19,160
Don't worry about it.
I'll get it to you later.

587
00:28:19,297 --> 00:28:22,494
Hey, uh, Laurel, I'm gonna head out,
but I'll take care of this.

588
00:28:22,634 --> 00:28:24,898
- Good. Thanks.
- Right.

589
00:28:25,437 --> 00:28:26,961
- Hi.
- Hey.

590
00:28:27,505 --> 00:28:29,336
Right. You two don't know each other.

591
00:28:29,474 --> 00:28:31,408
Um, Anthony, this is Gareth.

592
00:28:31,843 --> 00:28:33,640
- Nice to meet you.
- You, too.

593
00:28:34,879 --> 00:28:36,141
So, anyway...

594
00:28:36,281 --> 00:28:38,272
Yeah, I'm, uh, I'm heading
over there in an hour.

595
00:28:38,416 --> 00:28:39,440
Good.

596
00:28:40,018 --> 00:28:42,486
- Sorry, headed where?
- Your friend's place.

597
00:28:42,620 --> 00:28:44,247
Right. Good. Thanks.

598
00:28:45,323 --> 00:28:47,484
- Nice to meet you, Gareth.
- You, too, Tony.

599
00:28:48,359 --> 00:28:49,417
Anthony.

600
00:28:53,698 --> 00:28:55,097
- Nice guy.
- Shut up.

601
00:28:55,734 --> 00:28:57,224
Hey, are you gonna leave that or what?

602
00:29:00,905 --> 00:29:03,100
Sure. No rush.

603
00:29:03,241 --> 00:29:05,505
Just... read it when you can.

604
00:29:09,514 --> 00:29:10,538
ANTHONY: Ms. Summers, hi.

605
00:29:10,682 --> 00:29:13,549
Uh, I'm Agent Onofrio,
FBI Criminal Division.

606
00:29:13,685 --> 00:29:16,153
I'm investigating the
recent outbreak of CHIs.

607
00:29:16,287 --> 00:29:18,050
Uh, I don't know if you've been
following that in the news.

608
00:29:18,189 --> 00:29:19,417
Have I done something wrong?

609
00:29:20,024 --> 00:29:21,286
No, not at all.

610
00:29:21,426 --> 00:29:24,691
Uh, we've been following an outbreak
of a parasite infestation.

611
00:29:24,829 --> 00:29:26,820
We have reason to believe
you can help us.

612
00:29:26,965 --> 00:29:29,559
We ask that you let
the CDC conduct a quick,

613
00:29:29,701 --> 00:29:31,430
completely painless scan.

614
00:29:31,569 --> 00:29:32,968
It's really for your own safety.

615
00:29:33,104 --> 00:29:34,401
Are you arresting me?

616
00:29:35,206 --> 00:29:36,798
No.

617
00:29:36,941 --> 00:29:38,704
But we have the power to impel.

618
00:29:38,843 --> 00:29:41,107
We're just worried that,
untreated, this condition can

619
00:29:41,246 --> 00:29:43,339
result in serious injury, even death.

620
00:29:43,481 --> 00:29:46,416
- It'll only take 15 minutes.
- What if I say no?

621
00:29:47,685 --> 00:29:50,848
Then I will have to impel
your cooperation.

622
00:29:50,989 --> 00:29:52,786
You're doing this for Laurel,
aren't you?

623
00:29:53,291 --> 00:29:56,283
No, I'm doing it for the safety
of the populace. Please, come with me.

624
00:29:56,427 --> 00:29:58,987
I'm gonna get my phone
and my jacket, okay?

625
00:30:00,231 --> 00:30:02,529
I'm gonna record every step of this.

626
00:30:02,667 --> 00:30:04,134
Please do, ma'am.

627
00:30:04,269 --> 00:30:07,466
We welcome an engaged citizenry.

628
00:30:09,207 --> 00:30:11,801
- [BODY THUDS]
- [WOMAN SCREAMS]

629
00:30:12,310 --> 00:30:15,177
- MAN: Call for help!
- WOMAN: Help! Someone help!

630
00:30:30,795 --> 00:30:31,853
We bought a domain name,

631
00:30:31,996 --> 00:30:33,861
and we'll be up and running
in a few hours.

632
00:30:33,998 --> 00:30:36,228
Great. And you'll lay out
the One Way philosophy there?

633
00:30:36,367 --> 00:30:38,232
Yes. Tom's writing the manifesto.

634
00:30:38,369 --> 00:30:40,337
- Do you want to see it?
- No, the less we coordinate the better.

635
00:30:40,471 --> 00:30:41,403
What else?

636
00:30:41,539 --> 00:30:43,404
JULES: We'll have columns,
blogs, comments.

637
00:30:43,541 --> 00:30:46,408
And various instructive links
to bomb manufacturing

638
00:30:46,544 --> 00:30:48,637
or how to alter bullets
for better expansion.

639
00:30:48,780 --> 00:30:51,340
But also there will be a sign-up sheet
for further actions.

640
00:30:51,482 --> 00:30:52,744
Wait. What?

641
00:30:52,884 --> 00:30:54,784
We'll have a sign-up sheet
for further actions.

642
00:30:54,919 --> 00:30:56,784
No, no, uh, before that,
you said something about links?

643
00:30:56,921 --> 00:30:59,253
Yes. On the website,
to bomb-making materials.

644
00:30:59,390 --> 00:31:00,880
It's stuff you can find online now,

645
00:31:01,025 --> 00:31:03,152
but it's good to resource
it all in one place.

646
00:31:03,862 --> 00:31:05,762
Why do you need links
to bomb-making materials?

647
00:31:05,897 --> 00:31:07,728
For the people who don't know
how to make them.

648
00:31:07,866 --> 00:31:09,197
It's all legal.

649
00:31:09,868 --> 00:31:13,031
Why do we... need bombs?

650
00:31:19,077 --> 00:31:21,341
- To defend our country.
- From who?

651
00:31:21,479 --> 00:31:23,640
- "Whom."
- Whom.

652
00:31:23,781 --> 00:31:25,942
Democrats. Socialists.

653
00:31:26,084 --> 00:31:28,609
- Tax-and-spenders.
- Yeah, but you can't kill them.

654
00:31:30,521 --> 00:31:31,954
What do you mean?

655
00:31:32,090 --> 00:31:34,684
I mean you can't kill them.

656
00:31:34,826 --> 00:31:37,693
How do we stop them, then?
It's another revolution. Red said so.

657
00:31:37,829 --> 00:31:40,297
Yeah, but he didn't say,
"Pick up a musket and fight."

658
00:31:40,431 --> 00:31:42,160
Right, because we have Glocks.

659
00:31:42,300 --> 00:31:43,562
You can't do this.

660
00:31:43,701 --> 00:31:45,066
Seriously, guys.

661
00:31:45,203 --> 00:31:48,730
With all due respect,
you said we can't coordinate.

662
00:31:50,808 --> 00:31:53,242
Yeah, I did say that, but...

663
00:31:53,378 --> 00:31:54,606
Are you serious with this crap?

664
00:31:54,746 --> 00:31:56,304
- Laurel, you know, it's...
- You leave this with me,

665
00:31:56,447 --> 00:31:57,846
and then run away like a little baby.

666
00:31:57,982 --> 00:32:00,507
Okay, can we just step outside?
Here, let's step outside.

667
00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:03,080
Stay here.

668
00:32:06,591 --> 00:32:08,286
Just stay out of my life.

669
00:32:08,426 --> 00:32:10,291
Okay, don't be throwing bombs
into my life.

670
00:32:10,428 --> 00:32:12,328
- I just thought you should know.
- Know what?

671
00:32:12,463 --> 00:32:14,693
- Half the report was redacted.
- I'm not talking about the redactions.

672
00:32:14,832 --> 00:32:17,892
I'm talking about the photo
of Onofrio... waterboarding.

673
00:32:18,036 --> 00:32:19,469
It wasn't him.

674
00:32:19,604 --> 00:32:21,469
It looked nothing like him. Just stop.

675
00:32:22,206 --> 00:32:23,571
Okay, if you think
you're helping me, you're not.

676
00:32:23,708 --> 00:32:24,936
Okay, if you want to ignore the facts.

677
00:32:25,076 --> 00:32:25,940
- They're not facts.
- Well...

678
00:32:26,077 --> 00:32:29,342
- Just shh. Stop.
- [CELL PHONE RINGING]

679
00:32:30,915 --> 00:32:32,075
Hello?

680
00:32:32,216 --> 00:32:33,808
- Anthony, hi.
- [SCOFFS]

681
00:32:33,952 --> 00:32:35,214
How'd it go?

682
00:32:37,088 --> 00:32:38,453
What, what problem?

683
00:32:39,757 --> 00:32:40,917
What?

684
00:32:46,931 --> 00:32:48,831
[POLICE RADIO CHATTER]

685
00:33:00,345 --> 00:33:01,869
[SNIFFLING]

686
00:33:03,481 --> 00:33:05,949
I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.

687
00:33:06,084 --> 00:33:08,416
[CRYING SOFTLY]

688
00:33:14,092 --> 00:33:16,117
ANTHONY: <i>It had nothing to do with us.</i>

689
00:33:16,260 --> 00:33:18,125
But you came here to take her?

690
00:33:18,930 --> 00:33:21,364
Yeah, but she was depressed.

691
00:33:21,499 --> 00:33:23,524
There were a lot of changes in her life.

692
00:33:23,668 --> 00:33:25,693
- How do you know?
- Her friend said.

693
00:33:26,337 --> 00:33:27,429
What friend?

694
00:33:29,607 --> 00:33:31,040
Stacie Zara.

695
00:33:39,317 --> 00:33:42,775
<i>[RED AND ELLA ARGUING OVER TV]</i>

696
00:33:42,920 --> 00:33:45,582
Hey, let's get this moving.
This interview will last 20 minutes.

697
00:33:45,723 --> 00:33:48,123
- You have your 30 votes?
- Close by. Your 31?

698
00:33:48,259 --> 00:33:51,490
Close enough.
Here goes. Career suicide.

699
00:33:51,629 --> 00:33:53,756
- It's for the country. Jim, ready?
- Hmm? Yes.

700
00:33:53,898 --> 00:33:54,956
All right, let's go.

701
00:33:55,099 --> 00:33:56,930
- Senate's in session.
- Now, Senator?

702
00:33:57,068 --> 00:33:58,763
- There's no one here.
- We are.

703
00:33:58,903 --> 00:34:01,337
RED: <i>Yeah, that's right, play the race
card, 'cause that's what you people do.</i>

704
00:34:01,472 --> 00:34:02,837
ELLA: <i>"You people"?</i>

705
00:34:02,974 --> 00:34:04,999
<i>"You people."
Do you see how these phrases</i>

706
00:34:05,143 --> 00:34:07,611
<i>flow so naturally
from Senator Wheatus's lips?</i>

707
00:34:07,745 --> 00:34:09,576
<i>Honey, you don't have</i>
<i>to worry about my lips</i>,

708
00:34:09,714 --> 00:34:11,409
<i>'cause they're never getting
near you, I can promise you.</i>

709
00:34:11,549 --> 00:34:14,040
- ELLA: <i>Don't try to cheer me up.
- Senate is back in session.</i>

710
00:34:14,185 --> 00:34:16,244
The chair recognizes
the senator from Maryland.

711
00:34:16,387 --> 00:34:18,184
I move for unanimous consent vote.

712
00:34:19,557 --> 00:34:21,115
Uh, there's only three people here.

713
00:34:21,259 --> 00:34:24,285
You only need three
for a unanimous consent vote.

714
00:34:24,429 --> 00:34:26,420
- You're kidding?
- No, check the Senate rules.

715
00:34:26,564 --> 00:34:28,429
LUKE: I move that the sequestration bill
to reopen the government

716
00:34:28,566 --> 00:34:29,999
be approved without debate
or amendment.

717
00:34:30,134 --> 00:34:31,692
Any objections?

718
00:34:33,771 --> 00:34:35,705
With no objections, all those in favor

719
00:34:35,840 --> 00:34:38,172
of calling a vote,
please signify by saying, "Aye."

720
00:34:38,309 --> 00:34:39,867
- Aye.
- Aye.

721
00:34:41,546 --> 00:34:44,174
- Nay.
- No, "aye."

722
00:34:44,749 --> 00:34:45,807
Aye.

723
00:34:45,950 --> 00:34:47,815
AMARANT: All those opposed? Thank you.

724
00:34:47,952 --> 00:34:50,853
The unanimous consent bill
passes with no nays.

725
00:34:50,988 --> 00:34:52,649
The sequestration bill
is now ready for a vote.

726
00:34:52,790 --> 00:34:53,779
LUKE: Chair.

727
00:34:53,925 --> 00:34:55,324
The senator from Maryland is recognized.

728
00:34:55,460 --> 00:34:57,189
I move that the minimum
15-minute roll call

729
00:34:57,328 --> 00:34:59,319
- be applied to the vote.
- Do I have a second?

730
00:35:00,198 --> 00:35:01,256
Second.

731
00:35:01,399 --> 00:35:03,959
All those in favor
of the 15-minute time limit. Aye.

732
00:35:04,102 --> 00:35:05,160
- Aye.
- JIM: Aye.

733
00:35:05,303 --> 00:35:06,793
- LUKE: Call the question.
- AMARANT: Second.

734
00:35:06,938 --> 00:35:09,168
RED: <i>I did not seek them out</i>,
<i>they came to me.</i>

735
00:35:09,307 --> 00:35:12,003
<i>And these folks are patriotic Americans</i>

736
00:35:12,143 --> 00:35:14,475
<i>from all over the country
who came to Washington</i>

737
00:35:14,612 --> 00:35:16,011
<i>to let their voices be heard.</i>

738
00:35:16,147 --> 00:35:17,739
ELLA: <i>Same with the No Wayers.</i>

739
00:35:17,882 --> 00:35:20,373
<i>They've heard</i>
<i>what the One Wayers have said</i>,

740
00:35:20,518 --> 00:35:24,579
<i>and believe me</i>,
<i>the No Wayers don't exist in a vacuum.</i>

741
00:35:24,755 --> 00:35:26,814
SERGEANT AT ARMS: <i>Bill 112-28 will be...</i>

742
00:35:26,958 --> 00:35:29,017
MAN [OVER P.A.]: <i>All senators
are needed on the floor to vote.</i>

743
00:35:29,160 --> 00:35:30,218
Let's move.

744
00:35:30,361 --> 00:35:32,352
<i>All senators are needed
on the floor to vote.</i>

745
00:35:32,497 --> 00:35:34,362
...Senator Wheatus's One Wayers.

746
00:35:34,499 --> 00:35:37,400
RED: They're not my One Wayers.
Where is she getting this?

747
00:35:39,103 --> 00:35:40,832
MISTY: Is there something
you'd like to add, Senator?

748
00:35:40,972 --> 00:35:44,430
Uh, yes, um, unfortunately,

749
00:35:44,575 --> 00:35:47,976
there is a vote that I'm needed at.

750
00:35:49,147 --> 00:35:50,307
Uh...

751
00:35:50,815 --> 00:35:54,751
Well, why don't we break away
for a second, and we'll be right back.

752
00:35:57,488 --> 00:35:58,853
[WHISTLES]

753
00:36:00,525 --> 00:36:02,425
SERGEANT AT ARMS: Senator Calastana.

754
00:36:02,560 --> 00:36:03,652
Senator Landers.

755
00:36:03,794 --> 00:36:06,354
Senator Charles Lane. Senator...

756
00:36:10,501 --> 00:36:11,490
- RED: No!
- What?

757
00:36:11,636 --> 00:36:13,297
I have to get on the subway.

758
00:36:14,605 --> 00:36:17,199
ELLA: Oh, come on! Oh!

759
00:36:21,812 --> 00:36:23,211
SERGEANT AT ARMS: <i>Senator Wicker.</i>

760
00:36:24,081 --> 00:36:29,951
<i>With 53 yeas and 23 nays</i>,
<i>bill 112-28... passes.</i>

761
00:36:30,087 --> 00:36:32,419
<i>[APPLAUSE, EXCITED CHATTER]</i>

762
00:36:36,027 --> 00:36:37,221
[DOOR OPENS]

763
00:36:39,430 --> 00:36:42,194
Red, how good to see you.

764
00:36:42,333 --> 00:36:44,460
How was your 15 minutes of fame?

765
00:36:45,169 --> 00:36:46,602
You're dead.

766
00:36:46,737 --> 00:36:48,932
Hey, come at me. I'm ready.

767
00:36:50,708 --> 00:36:53,336
No, seriously.

768
00:36:55,279 --> 00:36:56,303
You're dead.

769
00:37:05,423 --> 00:37:06,890
ROCHELLE: I'm really sorry.

770
00:37:08,893 --> 00:37:10,884
Do you think this is the infection?

771
00:37:11,028 --> 00:37:12,518
That made her do it?

772
00:37:13,931 --> 00:37:15,296
I don't know.

773
00:37:16,167 --> 00:37:17,862
That's no infection I know of.

774
00:37:18,402 --> 00:37:21,064
She didn't want a CAT scan,
so she jumped out of a window.

775
00:37:21,806 --> 00:37:24,866
And the police report says
that she dove headfirst,

776
00:37:25,009 --> 00:37:28,001
- so there wouldn't be enough evidence.
- She was depressed, Laurel.

777
00:37:28,145 --> 00:37:31,410
No, Stacie said she was depressed,
but what if Stacie is infected, too?

778
00:37:32,416 --> 00:37:36,716
Well, that suggests some coordination
between infected people.

779
00:37:38,589 --> 00:37:40,022
That makes no sense.

780
00:37:43,027 --> 00:37:44,153
[SIGHS]

781
00:37:44,295 --> 00:37:47,162
- Am I getting paranoid?
- I don't know.

782
00:37:47,798 --> 00:37:51,894
When someone close to you dies,
you look for reasons.

783
00:37:54,705 --> 00:37:56,605
Oh, hey, congratulations.

784
00:37:56,741 --> 00:37:57,867
On what?

785
00:37:58,009 --> 00:37:59,704
I heard your brother
opened the government again.

786
00:37:59,844 --> 00:38:01,402
- [KNOCK AT DOOR]
- Oh.

787
00:38:01,545 --> 00:38:03,410
I'm so self-involved,
I didn't even know.

788
00:38:03,547 --> 00:38:04,605
- [LAUGHS]
- That's great.

789
00:38:04,749 --> 00:38:05,807
Yeah.

790
00:38:07,718 --> 00:38:09,242
- Anthony.
- Hi.

791
00:38:11,689 --> 00:38:14,089
Hi. Uh, sorry.
I didn't know you had a guest.

792
00:38:14,525 --> 00:38:16,254
Actually, um, I'm heading out.

793
00:38:16,394 --> 00:38:18,624
Don't. I just wanted to see
how you were doing.

794
00:38:18,763 --> 00:38:20,355
I got to head home anyway.

795
00:38:22,233 --> 00:38:23,530
Good night, Laurel.

796
00:38:26,604 --> 00:38:27,901
We'll be good.

797
00:38:28,039 --> 00:38:30,303
We will. Thanks.

798
00:38:32,076 --> 00:38:33,668
Uh, here.

799
00:38:33,811 --> 00:38:35,574
I... got you cookies.

800
00:38:36,414 --> 00:38:37,472
I don't know why.

801
00:38:38,049 --> 00:38:39,107
Cookies are good.

802
00:38:39,250 --> 00:38:41,047
I just... I feel bad about today.

803
00:38:41,185 --> 00:38:42,482
I know.

804
00:38:43,287 --> 00:38:45,278
- You want one?
- No.

805
00:38:47,992 --> 00:38:49,084
Sure.

806
00:38:51,562 --> 00:38:52,961
What about you?

807
00:38:53,097 --> 00:38:54,428
No.

808
00:38:54,565 --> 00:38:55,827
A drink maybe.

809
00:39:02,073 --> 00:39:04,803
So I saw the Senate
torture report today.

810
00:39:05,343 --> 00:39:06,674
Somebody gave it to me.

811
00:39:08,179 --> 00:39:09,203
Yeah?

812
00:39:09,947 --> 00:39:11,073
Think you're in it.

813
00:39:11,916 --> 00:39:13,076
I am.

814
00:39:14,385 --> 00:39:16,353
So you were in Iraq?

815
00:39:16,487 --> 00:39:17,715
Yeah.

816
00:39:18,556 --> 00:39:20,387
And you did those things to people?

817
00:39:21,826 --> 00:39:23,123
What things?

818
00:39:24,595 --> 00:39:26,290
Enhanced interrogation.

819
00:39:26,430 --> 00:39:27,897
Waterboarding.

820
00:39:29,667 --> 00:39:30,998
Is that what you think?

821
00:39:31,936 --> 00:39:34,564
I don't know what I think.
I just want to know what's true.

822
00:39:37,274 --> 00:39:40,004
What's true is I was a whistleblower.

823
00:39:40,911 --> 00:39:42,970
I'm only in the report
'cause I named names.

824
00:39:45,616 --> 00:39:47,914
- Nothing more?
- Nothing more.

825
00:39:48,519 --> 00:39:50,783
There's this rumor
that I was a mercenary,

826
00:39:50,921 --> 00:39:53,082
that I tortured, but it's not true.

827
00:39:58,129 --> 00:39:59,391
I'm sorry.

828
00:40:00,664 --> 00:40:01,824
For?

829
00:40:02,666 --> 00:40:04,065
For thinking the opposite.

830
00:40:12,810 --> 00:40:14,801
Sorry. I, um...

831
00:40:15,579 --> 00:40:17,638
I've been wanting
to do that for a week now.

832
00:40:17,782 --> 00:40:19,409
Don't apologize.

833
00:40:19,550 --> 00:40:21,415
Have you noticed we
both apologize a lot?

834
00:40:21,552 --> 00:40:23,713
- I know. Let's stop.
- Yeah.

835
00:40:28,859 --> 00:40:30,793
- Go to hell.
- Eat crap.

836
00:40:30,928 --> 00:40:32,555
[CHUCKLES]

837
00:40:52,349 --> 00:40:54,977
<i>In a wild night of secret voting</i>,
<i>the so-called...</i>

838
00:40:55,119 --> 00:40:56,609
- [LOWERS VOLUME]
- <i>... Moderate Rebellion</i>

839
00:40:56,754 --> 00:40:58,449
<i>passed a sequestration bill</i>

840
00:40:58,589 --> 00:41:00,887
<i>that kept the government open</i>,
<i>at least temporarily.</i>

841
00:41:01,025 --> 00:41:05,359
<i>Well, I don't mean to brag</i>,
<i>but this was statesmanship at its best.</i>

842
00:41:05,496 --> 00:41:07,157
<i>I'm very proud of my colleagues</i>,

843
00:41:07,298 --> 00:41:09,789
<i>on both sides of the aisle</i>,
<i>who voted for sequestration.</i>

844
00:41:10,167 --> 00:41:11,759
<i>Now our job will be to work toward...</i>

845
00:41:11,902 --> 00:41:14,063
[PHONE VIBRATING]

846
00:41:15,873 --> 00:41:17,898
Yeah, I'm pretty bitchin'.

847
00:41:18,576 --> 00:41:19,838
You are, I won't deny it.

848
00:41:19,977 --> 00:41:23,310
Mm, it was so sweet.
Red didn't know what hit him.

849
00:41:23,881 --> 00:41:25,678
The memory's gonna
have to last for a while

850
00:41:25,816 --> 00:41:28,148
because we're heading into an ugly time.

851
00:41:28,285 --> 00:41:30,753
- Why?
- <i>What, you didn't see Red and Ella?</i>

852
00:41:30,888 --> 00:41:32,446
- No, what?
- <i>[CHUCKLES]</i>

853
00:41:32,590 --> 00:41:34,581
It's best to avert your eyes.

854
00:41:34,725 --> 00:41:36,215
Uh, their sound bites...

855
00:41:37,228 --> 00:41:38,217
[SIGHS]

856
00:41:38,362 --> 00:41:39,488
I'll see you tomorrow.

857
00:41:40,197 --> 00:41:41,596
Congratulations, Luke.

858
00:41:52,309 --> 00:41:54,140
RED: <i>Look, I don't condone violence</i>,

859
00:41:54,278 --> 00:41:57,111
<i>but I can understand why people
would be passionate about this.</i>

860
00:41:57,248 --> 00:41:59,910
<i>This was basically
a senatorial coup d'état.</i>

861
00:42:00,050 --> 00:42:01,415
- JULES: <i>I'm angry.
- [CROWD CHANTING]</i>

862
00:42:01,552 --> 00:42:03,782
<i>Since when can the government
just do what it wants?</i>

863
00:42:03,921 --> 00:42:05,752
<i>This is why voters have to get involved.</i>

864
00:42:05,890 --> 00:42:09,155
<i>We need a revolution
to show politicians how angry we are.</i>

865
00:42:09,293 --> 00:42:11,284
- <i>We are angry.</i>
- [VIDEO STOPS]

866
00:42:17,001 --> 00:42:18,992
[TRUCK BEEPING OUTSIDE]

867
00:42:19,136 --> 00:42:21,468
[TRUCK BRAKES SQUEAL SOFTLY]

868
00:42:38,556 --> 00:42:40,547
Sorry about sleeping on the couch.

869
00:42:40,691 --> 00:42:42,784
I think I just nodded off
and never came back.

870
00:42:42,927 --> 00:42:44,861
[MOANING SLEEPILY]

871
00:42:44,995 --> 00:42:47,020
You sleep well? You good?

872
00:42:49,466 --> 00:42:50,865
What?

873
00:42:51,669 --> 00:42:53,398
I said sorry
about sleeping on the couch.

874
00:42:53,537 --> 00:42:54,970
I think I nodded off.

875
00:42:56,000 --> 00:43:00,000
<b><font color="#0E7521">Ripped & Corrected By mstoll</font></b>

