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This is absurd.
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Oh, my God.
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- There she is.
- There she is.
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- Hmm...
- (both chuckle)
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Look at her. Like a fucking dinosaur.
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- Oh, she's got bed head too.
- Oh, my God.
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I can see the edge of her fucking Spanx.
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- Look at that. Look at that ass.
- Ugh...
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I bet when she get up here,
she smells like fucked buttholes.
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I believe that's what the
children call truffle butter.
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(both chuckle)
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- Hey, Dr. Brown.
- Hello.
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Boom, boom, boom.
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The ground fucking shakes.
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- Boom, boom, boom.
- (laughs)
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Hey, darling. Oh, we've
been thinking about you.
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Were you able to get any
sleep? You must be so tired.
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I know you have a lot going on,
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but we like to raise the
flag at half past seven.
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- Just so you know.
- I'm sorry, I'm turned around.
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Forgive me for running
late, I do have a budget
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meeting with the super
I need to prepare for.
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Do you boys mind handling
this one yourselves?
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Oh, of course not, darling, please
go inside, do what you need to do.
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Let us know if you need anything.
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- Hmm.
- I told you.
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- Fucked buttholes.
- (blows raspberry)
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(indistinct chatter)
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What's happening, Mr. Gamby?
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Are you gonna go eat with
them teachers today?
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Dayshawn, I'm patrolling the
cafeteria, I can't just go eat
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with whoever I want
to cause I feel like it.
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Dayshawn: Look, ain't nobody
going to cause any trouble.
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Go eat with them. Don't be scared.
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- Who's scared?
- Ain't nothing wrong with being scared.
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You just outside your comfort
zone, that's all.
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I'm plenty comfortable, Dayshawn.
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Look, even I wanted to, I
don't even have a lunch.
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- So, couldn't even go over there.
- Mr. Gamby,
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you don't need no lunch money.
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I got you, dog.
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(indistinct conversation)
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♪ ♪
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(sighs)
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♪ ♪
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- Who did it? Who the fuck did it?
- (kids laughing)
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I'm gonna watch some tapes!
We're going to see who thinks
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it's funny for a man to be
hit in the face with meat!
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Goddamn it!
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Scoot over.
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Hi. I just need a second to settle down,
then I'll figure out who did that.
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- Oh, do you want to use my napkin?
- Yeah, that'd be great.
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Here we go.
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You got a little... yeah.
That's it, that's the one.
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So, what's up with you?
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Anything cool
happening in English this week?
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Um, actually, no. I'm
chaperoning Bill Hayden's
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history field trip to
Charles Towne Landing.
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- Hmm. That seems a little odd.
- Does it?
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An English teacher
chaperoning a history field trip.
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English, history, kind
of go hand-in-hand.
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They really don't, they're
totally different departments.
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Let me guess, Bill Hayden invited you?
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- Yep.
- Okay, I'll work it out with him.
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Don't worry, you didn't do anything
wrong, it's not your fault at all,
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you're not in trouble or anything.
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But I'll have some words with him.
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You know what? You're
beautiful in this light.
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Hmm...
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That's not sexual harassment,
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it's just a compliment to someone.
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- You're allowed to do that.
- Yep.
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You don't... you can just take it.
It's fine, take your compliment.
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- I know, I'm uncomfortable.
- Don't be uncomfortable.
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I tell Sue she's beautiful all the time.
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Sue, you're gorgeous.
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Hey, Andrea, I'm still
waiting for that homework. Still.
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Lentrel, move your ass.
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I'm cool, but I'm not that cool.
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- I want to see it tomorrow.
- Gamby: Mr. Hayden!
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- Mind if I have a word?
- Mr. Gamby, what's up?
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You're going to bring that
inside, where everybody can see?
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Oh, am I not allowed to
have this in the hallways?
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Oh, no, you can have it. I
just didn't know if you wanted
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everybody knowing you
ride a bike to work.
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- Oh. (laughs) I'm not ashamed of that.
- Okay, if you're not. (chuckles)
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I was on my way out the door.
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Was there something else you
wanted to talk about?
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Yes. As a matter of fact, there was.
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It's come to my
attention that you are planning
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a little field trip and you've
been hand selecting chaperones.
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I was just curious why
you didn't inform me?
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I told Mr. Russell. So...
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Well, the thing is, Mr. Russell is not
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the vice principal in charge
of discipline. That'd be me.
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I'm sorry I didn't run it by you.
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The thing is I'm not
really sure if I can approve
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this field trip if you don't
have a disciplinary, uh,
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advisor chaperone going onto
the trip too with you.
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Are you saying that the trip is
canceled unless you come along?
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I guess I am the, uh, most
qualified, aren't I?
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I have to check my schedule,
though, I got a lot of shit going on.
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But for now, let's say yes, I will come.
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♪ ♪
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A field trip? Brown is bleeding out
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like a fucking buffalo right
now. Now is the time to strike!
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I'm not asking for
permission, Russell, I'm
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telling you, I'm going on
the fucking field trip.
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I need a favor from you
as well. You said that
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you keep a secret file
on everybody at school.
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I need the one you got
on Amanda Snodgrass, so...
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- (laughs)
- What? That's not funny.
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That is funny, the truth comes out.
You trying to get your little dick wet.
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- That is not what I'm trying to do.
- It is exactly
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what you're trying to do. I
can see it all over your face.
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Don't talk about my dick being wet.
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- Like a little fucking horny dog.
- Nope.
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Like a corn dog, a little red dog.
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Don't talk about my red
things, don't do that.
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I bet you gonna wear
shorts on the trip, ain't you?
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Jesus fucking Christ.
Gamby puts on shorts
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and tries to go fuck somebody,
that's just fucking gross. Oh!
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Look, are you going to help me or not?
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Fuck no! Ha! Never.
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Goddamn! You can die on
that bus for all I care.
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I'll see you on Monday,
you little horny dog.
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♪ ♪
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(announcer speaks indistinctly)
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(cheering)
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(announcer continues speaking)
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Ray's really good, isn't he?
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I'm noticing some inconsistencies.
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He's losing a lot of
speed around those turns.
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- Jealous much?
- Why, because he rides a dirt bike
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- and gets my sloppy seconds?
- What's sloppy seconds?
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Your mom because of her bad attitude.
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Speaking of jealous,
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guess who's going on a
little trip with a lady friend?
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Ah, you're seeing somebody?
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Ah, yes, I am.
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Amanda Snodgrass. Google her.
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Hey, did you tell your
dad your big news?
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- What, you got news?
- Yeah, I want to start doing motocross.
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Ray thinks I'll be good at it.
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But I told her she had to ask you first.
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- Well, the answer is no.
- Dad, why not?
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Because it's dangerous. Look at this.
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This is for losers and rednecks.
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She wants to do this and I
was only asking you to be nice.
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- We're doing it.
- Announcer: Ray Liptrapp,
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- it looks like he's gonna...
- Yes, buddy!
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(announcer continues)
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(cheering)
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(announcer continues)
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♪ ♪
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Hello, all.
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- Hey!
- Hey, Mr. Gamby.
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Ms. Snodgrass. I got it all sorted out.
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Sorted what out?
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Sort this out. The field trip.
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I sorted out and now I'm here.
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- (whistles)
- (laughter)
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Who the fuck was that? Whistle
one more time, see what happens!
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Sit down, goddamn it!
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Hey, Bruce Carter, big
Bruce. Good to see you, man.
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I didn't know you were
coming on this trip.
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Yeah, yeah.
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They, uh, they appointed me
as supervisor of discipline.
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(scoffs) That's not what I heard.
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(mocking laugh) What'd
you hear, Ms. Abbott?
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Well, I heard you threatened to shut the
trip down unless you could come on it.
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That's not true. Maybe you got some of
that Starbucks frappy drink in your ear
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because that is not what
happened. (laughs)
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No, what... look, I do have
the power to do that, though,
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I could shut this thing
down anytime I want to.
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But I'm not because I
want us to have fun.
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All right, all right,
all right. Chaperones.
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Oh, it's just like
Matthew McConaughey!
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McConaughey, yeah.
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- That's funny.
- Hayden: Thanks, thanks.
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Um, shall we hit the road, guys?
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Yes. Sweet.
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Hayden: Let's do it.
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- Abbott: Hilarious.
- Neal, after you.
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Got some loose lips on you, huh?
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- Excuse me?
- No. I will not.
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♪ ♪
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Sort of find different ways to
work out when you're on the bus.
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Yeah. Uh, possibly if
there's time, you might...
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Which would be incredible.
There may be a musket.
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(continues indistinctly)
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Uh, I wonder what type...
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- Gamby: Ms. Snodgrass.
- Yeah.
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Snodgrass is such an interesting name.
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- Oh, you think so?
- Yeah. What... what is it? Scottish?
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I would imagine northern,
uh, middle English probably.
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"Snod" meaning, obviously smooth,
sleek, even, "grass" meaning grass.
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- Smooth grass.
- How would you know that?
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Oh, I've always been fascinated
with surnames and their meanings.
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- Really?
- Yeah, yeah.
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Cool. What does Gamby mean?
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Uh... you know, to be,
uh... it's medieval...
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Hey, guys? Hey, guys!
Listen up for a second!
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Pretty soon, we're gonna be
arriving in historic Charles Towne.
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Okay? But it's not where
we're arriving, it's when.
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Okay, we are taking a trip through time,
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all the way back to the year 1670,
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when the British settlers established
what would eventually become
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the first permanent
settlement here in the Carolinas.
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Okay? It's gonna be a lot of fun.
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Unless... unless... if
I may interject here,
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unless we choose not to
have fun and act like assholes.
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Then it's not gonna be pretty. Trust me.
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But none of us are assholes,
and actually using language
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like that is one example of
what not to do on this trip.
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Actually, make your own
rules for yourself,
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because I'm... I make rules for
myself, you make rules for you,
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and then I make
rules for you guys as well.
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That's... that's fine. But I don't
think we'll have any problems,
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but I want everybody to be
individuals, okay? Soak in the culture.
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And don't act like assholes.
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Because that's gonna be
enough and that's enough.
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Enough is enough.
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Believe that. Believe that.
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Clear?
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All right. Go ahead,
that's done, we're done.
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He sits first, then I
sit. I'm the last one.
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Guys, now, this is so cool,
everything you see here today
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is exactly as it was over 300 years ago.
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Which means no
iPads, no phones, no cars.
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- Uh, how about, "No thank you."
- (laughter)
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Guys, you'll also see the various
characters from settlement life,
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such as craftsmen,
militia, and yes, even slaves.
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00:11:55,324 --> 00:11:57,364
- Oh, I don't know about this.
- What's that, Mr. Gamby?
238
00:11:57,426 --> 00:11:59,059
They shouldn't have to
do this. That's racist.
239
00:11:59,161 --> 00:12:00,527
It's part of history.
240
00:12:00,629 --> 00:12:01,928
Charles Towne had slaves.
241
00:12:02,030 --> 00:12:03,463
Well, I'm sorry, but I
don't believe in that.
242
00:12:03,565 --> 00:12:04,864
Hayden: You don't have to believe in it,
243
00:12:04,967 --> 00:12:06,600
it doesn't change the
fact that slavery happened.
244
00:12:06,702 --> 00:12:08,335
Bill, why are you arguing with me?
245
00:12:08,437 --> 00:12:09,903
I'm saying that
slavery is wrong, all right?
246
00:12:10,005 --> 00:12:11,638
There's no reason for you
to be arguing with that.
247
00:12:11,740 --> 00:12:13,340
I'm... that's... I'm
not arguing with that.
248
00:12:13,408 --> 00:12:15,208
Look, don't make the
whole field trip about yourself.
249
00:12:15,310 --> 00:12:16,710
Let's keep moving, guys, come on.
250
00:12:16,812 --> 00:12:19,613
(classical music plays)
251
00:12:19,715 --> 00:12:22,382
(no discernible dialog)
252
00:13:30,752 --> 00:13:32,819
Ooh! (laughs)
253
00:13:32,921 --> 00:13:34,854
Make sure you get Ms.
Snodgrass and these guys in it.
254
00:13:34,956 --> 00:13:36,623
Girl: Okay, look sad.
255
00:13:36,725 --> 00:13:38,091
- Get a picture of me.
- All right.
256
00:13:38,193 --> 00:13:39,859
Get a picture of me. You
know how to use a camera?
257
00:13:39,961 --> 00:13:41,661
- Get a picture.
- Hayden, you're out.
258
00:13:41,763 --> 00:13:44,331
Your turn... your turn's
up. Snodgrass, you're staying in.
259
00:13:44,433 --> 00:13:46,433
One with us two. Great work, Hayden.
260
00:13:46,535 --> 00:13:47,842
Bruce, just make sure we're all
261
00:13:47,867 --> 00:13:49,426
- framed up. Okay?
- Crap, I closed it.
262
00:13:49,504 --> 00:13:51,538
- Get... get the shot, Bruce.
- Hold on, what's on your password?
263
00:13:51,640 --> 00:13:53,840
- 7-7-7-7-2, just do it, put it on.
- My neck hurts. Can I...
264
00:13:53,909 --> 00:13:57,243
- Let me get the flash ready here.
- Bruce, just open the... the camera app.
265
00:13:57,346 --> 00:13:59,079
- Not the photo app.
- No, wait, there it is. I got it.
266
00:13:59,181 --> 00:14:01,221
- This is gonna be good.
- No, don't take the photo.
267
00:14:01,249 --> 00:14:02,682
Done. Erase it now.
268
00:14:02,784 --> 00:14:04,184
- Looks nice.
- Bruce, will you post it?
269
00:14:04,286 --> 00:14:05,285
Bruce: Here. Get me out of here.
270
00:14:05,387 --> 00:14:06,619
- Want to see it?
- Get me out.
271
00:14:06,722 --> 00:14:08,455
Goddamn it. You better
not have gotten it.
272
00:14:08,557 --> 00:14:10,557
I told you not to take it.
I didn't want this picture.
273
00:14:10,659 --> 00:14:12,525
- Give it to me.
- He said it's really good.
274
00:14:12,627 --> 00:14:16,262
So, guys, we're gonna meet
back down here at 6:30,
275
00:14:16,365 --> 00:14:18,965
and then we're gonna head to dinner
in the hotel restaurant. Okay?
276
00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:21,034
Oh, so we have some
time to relax. Great.
277
00:14:21,136 --> 00:14:23,770
Who's up for hanging
out in the chill suite?
278
00:14:23,872 --> 00:14:26,773
I don't want to drink
alone, but I will if you make me.
279
00:14:26,875 --> 00:14:29,342
I think maybe the plan is
just to get some rest, Neal.
280
00:14:29,444 --> 00:14:31,611
I think the adults can make choices
for themselves, Hayden.
281
00:14:31,713 --> 00:14:34,547
Oh, I'm going to have to be a
party pooper, that sun wore me out.
282
00:14:34,649 --> 00:14:35,543
I'm gonna take a nap.
283
00:14:35,568 --> 00:14:37,908
Them turkey legs have my
stomach feeling funny, so...
284
00:14:37,986 --> 00:14:42,322
I'll check out the chill suite. Turkey
legs didn't do anything bad to me.
285
00:14:42,424 --> 00:14:45,525
No, uh, actually, I
have some work to do.
286
00:14:45,627 --> 00:14:47,827
I think we should
all just go our own way.
287
00:14:47,929 --> 00:14:50,463
- Bruce: Yeah.
- Cool.
288
00:14:51,433 --> 00:14:55,135
♪ ♪
289
00:15:08,917 --> 00:15:11,084
(man speaking on TV)
290
00:15:17,659 --> 00:15:20,527
Snow bunny. (chuckles)
291
00:15:22,664 --> 00:15:27,500
"The Elder and the
Egg." A novelist. Hm...
292
00:15:31,506 --> 00:15:33,540
Beautiful.
293
00:15:43,084 --> 00:15:46,553
- (TV plays indistinctly)
- (door opens)
294
00:15:46,655 --> 00:15:48,388
Servicio.
295
00:15:50,325 --> 00:15:53,226
Hmm? What the fuck?
296
00:15:54,362 --> 00:15:55,361
Shit!
297
00:15:55,464 --> 00:15:57,197
Servicio.
298
00:15:57,299 --> 00:15:59,432
Go, get the fuck out of here!
299
00:15:59,534 --> 00:16:00,934
Who are you?
300
00:16:01,036 --> 00:16:04,838
♪ ♪
301
00:16:04,940 --> 00:16:06,873
Abbott: No, you didn't.
302
00:16:06,975 --> 00:16:07,717
What did you do?
303
00:16:07,742 --> 00:16:09,982
It wasn't a shooting. It was
just the guy with the pizza.
304
00:16:10,045 --> 00:16:11,845
- (overlapping chatter)
- That's so embarrassing.
305
00:16:11,947 --> 00:16:15,315
- You have to hear him tell it.
- (fake laugh) Yeah, real nice, Hayden.
306
00:16:15,417 --> 00:16:16,883
You know you
could've called my hotel room.
307
00:16:16,985 --> 00:16:19,252
Bruce, I expect this kind
of behavior from him,
308
00:16:19,354 --> 00:16:21,387
but you, I thought we
were cut from the same cloth.
309
00:16:21,490 --> 00:16:23,523
We thought you were doing your
own thing, you said you had work.
310
00:16:23,625 --> 00:16:27,093
I do have to do work, but I
also want to eat. Jesus Christ!
311
00:16:27,195 --> 00:16:30,864
- Well, go ahead and eat now, Neal.
- Yeah, it's really good.
312
00:16:30,966 --> 00:16:33,566
Hey, how are we doing over here?
Can I get you guys anything else?
313
00:16:33,635 --> 00:16:36,169
Yes. I need to order an entrée
now. I already know what I want.
314
00:16:36,271 --> 00:16:39,172
I want a Blue Moon, the buffalo
burger, and your salad bar,
315
00:16:39,274 --> 00:16:40,834
and put a rush on it, I need it pronto.
316
00:16:40,842 --> 00:16:41,941
Well, we're kind of busy tonight,
317
00:16:42,043 --> 00:16:43,243
so it'll be ready when it's ready.
318
00:16:43,345 --> 00:16:45,178
Excuse me? Would you say that again?
319
00:16:45,280 --> 00:16:46,813
Sure, it'll be ready when it's ready.
320
00:16:46,915 --> 00:16:49,148
Am I sensing a little attitude from you?
321
00:16:49,251 --> 00:16:51,491
Are you trying to pop off and
not get a tip, smart mouth?
322
00:16:51,520 --> 00:16:55,355
No. Just telling you. And your party's
over six, so gratuity's included.
323
00:16:55,457 --> 00:16:57,557
- Yeah.
- (mutters) Fucking bitch.
324
00:16:57,659 --> 00:16:59,926
Well, we should get
these kids to bed, Neal.
325
00:17:00,028 --> 00:17:02,161
You're welcome to
stay and finish your food.
326
00:17:02,264 --> 00:17:05,064
Uh, you guys go on. I'll, uh,
I'll keep Mr. Gamby company.
327
00:17:05,166 --> 00:17:07,333
Hayden: Okay. It's up to you.
328
00:17:08,670 --> 00:17:12,005
Fine, leave. I don't give a shit.
329
00:17:13,842 --> 00:17:17,777
- Good night, Bruce.
- Good night, guys.
330
00:17:17,879 --> 00:17:19,913
Finally, right? (chuckles)
331
00:17:20,015 --> 00:17:21,767
You know what I'm
looking forward to?
332
00:17:21,792 --> 00:17:23,774
This buffalo burger. I
heard it's awesome.
333
00:17:23,852 --> 00:17:25,777
You know, the last
time I had a buffalo
334
00:17:25,802 --> 00:17:28,111
burger, I was actually
skiing in, uh, Colorado.
335
00:17:28,189 --> 00:17:29,449
You ever been to Colorado?
336
00:17:29,474 --> 00:17:31,848
Uh, actually, I love it,
I've been a few times.
337
00:17:31,927 --> 00:17:34,460
Oh, yeah? Wow. We got a lot in common.
338
00:17:34,563 --> 00:17:36,592
It's nuts how I know about
your last name, and
339
00:17:36,617 --> 00:17:38,689
what it means, and know
that you like Colorado.
340
00:17:38,767 --> 00:17:40,311
(laughs) It's like I know
341
00:17:40,336 --> 00:17:42,125
- all your sweet spots.
- Yeah.
342
00:17:42,203 --> 00:17:46,239
Let me guess, you also
have ambitions to be a writer?
343
00:17:46,341 --> 00:17:47,907
Neal, can I tell you something?
344
00:17:48,009 --> 00:17:49,509
Yeah, of course, you
can tell me anything.
345
00:17:49,611 --> 00:17:53,913
Great. Everyone thinks
you're an asshole, Neal.
346
00:17:54,015 --> 00:17:55,315
You're ruining the trip.
347
00:17:55,417 --> 00:17:58,384
(laughs) What, does
wine make you tell jokes?
348
00:17:58,486 --> 00:18:00,219
No. No, I'm not joking.
349
00:18:00,322 --> 00:18:03,423
Everyone was super excited about
coming here and now you're ruining it.
350
00:18:03,525 --> 00:18:07,060
You're being controlling and very weird.
351
00:18:07,162 --> 00:18:08,728
Kind of like a little bitch-ass.
352
00:18:08,830 --> 00:18:10,430
- Bitch-ass?
- Mm.
353
00:18:10,532 --> 00:18:12,012
Well, some of the stuff you're saying
354
00:18:12,033 --> 00:18:13,733
- is pretty bitch-ass, too.
- Oh, yeah?
355
00:18:13,835 --> 00:18:15,635
Yeah, there's things I
could tell you that you
356
00:18:15,637 --> 00:18:17,470
- should change about yourself.
- Please do.
357
00:18:17,572 --> 00:18:20,440
How you're just
always trying to... wearing...
358
00:18:20,542 --> 00:18:22,709
that stuff with your
necklaces, just how you're...
359
00:18:22,811 --> 00:18:24,708
The part in your beautiful
hair, just like...
360
00:18:24,733 --> 00:18:26,670
it looks so stupid, how
it's on that one side.
361
00:18:26,748 --> 00:18:29,115
Whatever, just, like,
don't act like you're perfect.
362
00:18:29,217 --> 00:18:30,984
I am not perfect.
363
00:18:31,086 --> 00:18:33,419
Yeah, well, so give me
a pass for once, please.
364
00:18:33,521 --> 00:18:35,355
- Thank you, Jesus Christ!
- Okay.
365
00:18:35,457 --> 00:18:37,490
Who's saying this bologna
anyway? Hayden?
366
00:18:37,592 --> 00:18:40,226
- No, I'm saying it, Neal.
- Oh. Very impressive.
367
00:18:40,328 --> 00:18:41,852
Bill Hayden's getting a female
368
00:18:41,877 --> 00:18:43,654
- teacher to do his dirty work.
- No.
369
00:18:43,732 --> 00:18:46,132
Now, that is the definition
of bitch-ass.
370
00:18:46,234 --> 00:18:49,202
Good night. Good night, Neal.
371
00:18:54,342 --> 00:18:57,343
I need you to wrap up all my
stuff. I'm taking this to go.
372
00:18:57,445 --> 00:18:59,612
The salad bar's dine-in only.
373
00:18:59,714 --> 00:19:02,448
You fucking cocksucker.
374
00:19:02,550 --> 00:19:05,551
♪ ♪
375
00:19:28,367 --> 00:19:34,306
_
376
00:19:43,658 --> 00:19:46,325
What the fuck?
377
00:19:55,970 --> 00:19:58,671
(muffled laughter)
378
00:20:05,013 --> 00:20:08,114
Open up! This is Vice
Principal Neal Gamby!
379
00:20:08,216 --> 00:20:11,951
If you do not open this door right
fucking now, I'm calling parents!
380
00:20:12,053 --> 00:20:15,855
One Mississip, two Mississip.
381
00:20:16,791 --> 00:20:17,890
Jesus H. Christ.
382
00:20:17,992 --> 00:20:19,625
Party's over, party's over!
383
00:20:19,728 --> 00:20:21,861
Kurt Small, that's five
days of ISS for you.
384
00:20:21,963 --> 00:20:25,998
Randy Gamble, you got that bottle
of Tanqueray, eight days for you.
385
00:20:26,101 --> 00:20:29,736
My wine sack! Who did
this? Who drank my Chablis?
386
00:20:29,838 --> 00:20:31,204
No one drank it, we poured it out.
387
00:20:31,306 --> 00:20:32,739
The pouch made it taste all meaty.
388
00:20:32,841 --> 00:20:34,481
You think you know
about wine, sweetheart?
389
00:20:34,509 --> 00:20:37,877
What wine pairs good with
ten days ISS? Huh?
390
00:20:37,979 --> 00:20:40,980
Is it a zinfandel? Is
it a fucking shiraz?
391
00:20:43,518 --> 00:20:45,685
Where's Tammy Wooten
and Kyle Gebhart? Huh?
392
00:20:45,787 --> 00:20:49,455
- Where are they?
- They're hooking up.
393
00:20:49,557 --> 00:20:52,058
My God.
394
00:20:53,728 --> 00:20:56,996
Hayden, wake up! We
got a code red, Hayden!
395
00:20:57,098 --> 00:20:58,564
- Hayden!
- What's going on?
396
00:20:58,666 --> 00:21:01,634
We got a major situation here. We got...
397
00:21:01,736 --> 00:21:05,071
What the fuck? What's going
on here? Just a little...
398
00:21:05,173 --> 00:21:07,493
You guys are all hanging out
and you didn't even invite me?
399
00:21:07,575 --> 00:21:09,695
- Just having some...
- No, yeah, we didn't plan this.
400
00:21:09,778 --> 00:21:11,377
- This just sort of happened.
- Yeah.
401
00:21:11,479 --> 00:21:13,412
Goddamn it, Bruce! This
trip's got me seeing you
402
00:21:13,515 --> 00:21:16,075
- in a whole new light now.
- Gamby, you want a mudslide or what?
403
00:21:16,084 --> 00:21:18,618
No, I don't want a mudslide, that's
not even a drink, it's a dessert.
404
00:21:18,720 --> 00:21:21,120
- That's two desserts for you tonight.
- It's my cheat day.
405
00:21:21,222 --> 00:21:22,606
Did you need something, Neal?
406
00:21:22,631 --> 00:21:25,015
Yeah. As a matter of
fact I did, Mr. Popularity.
407
00:21:25,093 --> 00:21:27,047
The students are drunk
off their asses and
408
00:21:27,072 --> 00:21:29,252
Tammy Wooten and Kyle
Gebhart, they're missing.
409
00:21:29,330 --> 00:21:30,396
- Wait, what?
- What?
410
00:21:30,498 --> 00:21:32,231
- Where are they?
- Okay, what do we do?
411
00:21:32,333 --> 00:21:33,933
Well, it's come to my
attention that you guys
412
00:21:34,035 --> 00:21:35,568
don't really want me
here. That you guys think
413
00:21:35,670 --> 00:21:38,070
I'm an asshole, I believe was the term.
414
00:21:38,173 --> 00:21:40,533
But let me tell you this, you
better be glad that I am here.
415
00:21:40,575 --> 00:21:42,742
Because if this was Lee
Russell or Belinda Brown,
416
00:21:42,844 --> 00:21:45,912
they would've called the
cops by now. Be glad I'm cool.
417
00:21:46,014 --> 00:21:47,694
Cause I'm gonna give
you all one more shot.
418
00:21:47,782 --> 00:21:48,881
Well, if they're drunk and missing,
419
00:21:48,983 --> 00:21:50,683
maybe we do need to call the cops.
420
00:21:50,785 --> 00:21:52,118
- Yeah. Maybe.
- No.
421
00:21:52,220 --> 00:21:54,453
I'm giving you all one more shot.
422
00:21:54,556 --> 00:21:56,556
Go! Let's go!
423
00:22:16,945 --> 00:22:21,214
Oh, hey, have you seen two students,
high school, quite possibly drunk?
424
00:22:21,316 --> 00:22:26,018
- Habla Espanol?
- No, no. Thank you.
425
00:22:26,120 --> 00:22:29,288
- So, what's the real story, Bill?
- What?
426
00:22:29,390 --> 00:22:31,224
Come, on, man, don't be
dumb with a fellow educator.
427
00:22:31,326 --> 00:22:32,766
I have no idea what
you're talking about.
428
00:22:32,791 --> 00:22:33,750
Why would Ms. Snodgrass say
429
00:22:33,828 --> 00:22:36,262
I'm ruining the trip when I've been
doing nothing but being helpful?
430
00:22:36,364 --> 00:22:37,992
You know what I think's going on?
431
00:22:38,017 --> 00:22:39,489
I think you're trying to
turn her against me.
432
00:22:39,567 --> 00:22:42,134
(scoffs) Do you have a
crush on Ms. Snodgrass?
433
00:22:42,237 --> 00:22:45,872
Psh! No. She's ugly.
434
00:22:45,974 --> 00:22:47,440
- Holy shit!
- Hey! No!
435
00:22:47,542 --> 00:22:48,507
Hey! No!
436
00:22:48,610 --> 00:22:49,742
- Fucking, hey!
- Get out of her!
437
00:22:49,844 --> 00:22:51,744
- No! No!
- Oh, my God! Shit!
438
00:22:51,846 --> 00:22:53,579
- Hayden: Oh, my God!
- Gamby: Fuck!
439
00:22:53,681 --> 00:22:56,682
(muffled shouting)
440
00:23:03,658 --> 00:23:06,993
(exhales) How dare you
make this trip sexual.
441
00:23:07,095 --> 00:23:09,695
What are we in trouble
for? For being in love?
442
00:23:09,797 --> 00:23:12,265
- For being an idiot.
- That's bullshit.
443
00:23:12,367 --> 00:23:14,867
You know what's bullshit, Kyle
Gebhart? You are, mister.
444
00:23:14,969 --> 00:23:17,336
You came on this trip with
big designs, didn't you?
445
00:23:17,438 --> 00:23:19,549
Thought you'd come out
here and expand your
446
00:23:19,574 --> 00:23:21,731
sexual conquests, but
instead what happened?
447
00:23:21,809 --> 00:23:25,878
You failed. You must feel like a
fool, right? Pretty fucking pathetic.
448
00:23:25,980 --> 00:23:27,647
I think we've all learned
our lesson here.
449
00:23:27,749 --> 00:23:31,550
Hayden, I say when
lessons have been learned.
450
00:23:31,653 --> 00:23:33,920
Lessons have been learned.
451
00:23:34,022 --> 00:23:36,022
Now Mr. Hayden's gonna
take you to your rooms,
452
00:23:36,124 --> 00:23:37,957
since he caused this
whole entire debacle.
453
00:23:38,059 --> 00:23:40,026
- I'm sorry, what?
- Yeah, you heard me, Bill.
454
00:23:40,128 --> 00:23:43,296
This is what happens when faculty
members get shitfaced on mudslides.
455
00:23:43,398 --> 00:23:45,064
I'm just glad that everyone is safe.
456
00:23:45,166 --> 00:23:46,966
Yeah, so am I. Bill, what are you doing?
457
00:23:47,068 --> 00:23:50,469
Get these kids up to
their room. Let's go.
458
00:23:50,571 --> 00:23:53,339
Well, that's enough
excitement for me, for one night.
459
00:23:53,441 --> 00:23:56,042
Yeah, me too. Um, good night.
460
00:23:56,144 --> 00:23:59,111
Good night. (sighs, laughs)
461
00:23:59,213 --> 00:24:03,115
Got to hand it to you, Mr. Gamby,
you and Bill really saved the day.
462
00:24:03,217 --> 00:24:05,918
Well, Bill didn't do
anything. He was useless.
463
00:24:06,020 --> 00:24:09,622
(laughs) Totally. Useless.
464
00:24:09,724 --> 00:24:13,626
- Oh! Pretty wild night, huh?
- No.
465
00:24:13,728 --> 00:24:15,962
You're wrong, it wasn't wild at all.
466
00:24:16,064 --> 00:24:17,730
Guess it wasn't that wild.
467
00:24:17,832 --> 00:24:19,665
Uh-uh. Don't just agree with
everything I'm saying.
468
00:24:19,767 --> 00:24:21,834
- It's annoying.
- Yep. That's weird.
469
00:24:21,936 --> 00:24:23,836
I don't know... I don't
know why I did that.
470
00:24:23,938 --> 00:24:28,174
After I said it was wild, I was
thinking, "Pfft! No, it wasn't."
471
00:24:28,276 --> 00:24:31,711
(snoring)
472
00:24:45,760 --> 00:24:49,628
No, dog. (coughs, snores)
473
00:24:57,338 --> 00:24:59,772
(phone vibrates)
474
00:25:19,360 --> 00:25:22,795
Oh. Hey, Neal. You're awake early.
475
00:25:22,897 --> 00:25:24,964
Oh, yeah. Yeah, I didn't sleep much
476
00:25:25,066 --> 00:25:26,532
with all the excitement last night.
477
00:25:26,634 --> 00:25:28,000
Kind of a messy night, huh?
478
00:25:28,102 --> 00:25:29,468
Yeah. To say the least. (laughs)
479
00:25:29,570 --> 00:25:33,005
Hey, listen, um, about
what I said last night.
480
00:25:33,107 --> 00:25:37,143
That was... uncool of me. I'm sorry.
481
00:25:37,245 --> 00:25:39,578
- I shouldn't have...
- No, you don't have to apologize.
482
00:25:39,680 --> 00:25:43,382
We all did stuff last night that
I'm sure we'll regret forever.
483
00:25:43,484 --> 00:25:47,853
What did you do that
you would regret forever?
484
00:25:47,955 --> 00:25:50,423
Just that I was supposed to
get my daughter a souvenir.
485
00:25:50,525 --> 00:25:53,559
It's the only thing I did
that's regretful really.
486
00:25:53,661 --> 00:25:56,562
Do you want me to help
you pick something out?
487
00:25:57,598 --> 00:25:59,131
- You'd do that?
- Of course.
488
00:25:59,233 --> 00:26:01,600
- Okay, yeah. That'd be cool. Uh...
- Okay.
489
00:26:01,702 --> 00:26:04,336
She's 13 years old, what do you
think? Think she'd like this?
490
00:26:04,439 --> 00:26:05,938
- This... this too small?
- (laughs)
491
00:26:06,040 --> 00:26:08,007
Maybe you should buy her some food.
492
00:26:08,109 --> 00:26:10,609
(laughs) She has... eats a lot.
493
00:26:10,711 --> 00:26:13,245
Does she like these horses, maybe?
494
00:26:13,347 --> 00:26:15,614
Actually, she loves horses.
495
00:26:15,716 --> 00:26:17,383
Um... I'm amazing.
496
00:26:17,485 --> 00:26:19,418
This big monster here.
497
00:26:19,520 --> 00:26:21,020
- 120 bucks.
- (exhales)
498
00:26:21,122 --> 00:26:23,289
Maybe the old
wooden Native American one.
499
00:26:23,391 --> 00:26:24,551
Yeah. Don't get her that one.
500
00:26:24,592 --> 00:26:25,552
- You think this one?
- Yeah.
501
00:26:25,626 --> 00:26:27,393
- Come on.
- It's worth it.
502
00:26:27,495 --> 00:26:29,261
Yeah. That's easy.
503
00:26:29,363 --> 00:26:30,830
- Thank you, it's awesome.
- It's my pleasure.
504
00:26:30,932 --> 00:26:33,065
♪ ♪
505
00:26:49,050 --> 00:26:53,619
That's my personal business, for work.
You shouldn't be looking at that.
506
00:26:53,721 --> 00:26:55,855
What in the fuck is this?
507
00:26:55,957 --> 00:26:57,723
You have everything about her in here.
508
00:26:57,825 --> 00:27:00,226
Right now I'm looking at the section
on her menstrual cycle.
509
00:27:00,328 --> 00:27:03,696
- It's disgusting and weird.
- Shh, shh.
510
00:27:03,798 --> 00:27:07,099
Just keep your fucking mouth
shut about this, okay, please?
511
00:27:09,504 --> 00:27:12,471
♪ ♪
512
00:27:59,720 --> 00:28:02,821
(inaudible whispering)
513
00:28:22,210 --> 00:28:23,909
(engine revving)
514
00:28:24,123 --> 00:28:30,058
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