1
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- Just put it back where
you got it from, OK? - No.

2
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Thank you for coming in today.
I've read your application.

3
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- It was... funny.
- Oh!

4
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Your husband tried to kiss me on
your birthday.

5
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So, how did you two meet?

6
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He fucked me up the arse.

7
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So, is your business... surviving?

8
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The lease is up in a couple of days,

9
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and I don't think
I can really afford to...

10
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Oh! Sneaking a preview, are we?

11
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It's a sexhibition.

12
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Inspired by and moulded on
your father.

13
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I will definitely be there.

14
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I'm leaving Martin. I'm going to
give you the money for the cafe,

15
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- and I'm going to go to fucking Finland.
I'll see you at the sexhibition. - Yeah.

16
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[GRUNTING]

17
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- Oh, yeah!
- Yeah!

18
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- Oh!
- Oh, look at me.

19
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I want to see
those tiny things again.

20
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- Oh!
- Ugh!

21
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Stay sexy. Stay sexy.

22
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Those tits.

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- Oh! OK. Yeah!
- They are so fucking tiny.

24
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May I...?

25
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Oh, yeah.

26
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Erm.

27
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Oh, God.

28
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There's always a stage
when someone's falling

29
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in love with you that
they lose their erection.

30
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They get confused, they panic,
the stakes get too high,

31
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the blood rushes from their dick
to their heart.

32
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- Oh, Jesus.
- And everything is fucked.

33
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Synced and corrected by benaddicted
www.addic7ed.com

34
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Oh!

35
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What?

36
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Oh, no, I don't think Hillary
is going to want to hear this.

37
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Oh, go on.

38
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- No.
- Oh, go on.

39
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OK, an 11-year-old boy
was put in juvenile prison

40
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for repeatedly sticking
rubber ended pencils

41
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up his school hamster's arsehole.

42
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- What?
- Yeah.

43
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Why would they do that?

44
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Apparently he liked it
when their eyes popped out.

45
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No, why would they send him away?

46
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He needs help.

47
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She was a surprising person.

48
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They shouldn't have just
locked him up.

49
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He pencil-fucked a hamster.

50
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Yeah, but he's obviously not happy,
happy people wouldn't do things like that.

51
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- Fair point.
- And anyway,

52
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that's the very reason why they put
rubbers on the end of pencils.

53
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To fuck hamsters?

54
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No, because people make mistakes.

55
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Hey.

56
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Hey.

57
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Hey.

58
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- Look, about last night.
- Uh-oh.

59
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I don't usually connect with women.

60
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I know, that's what I like about you.

61
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Yeah, OK, erm.

62
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I, erm...

63
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[HE EXHALES LOUDLY]

64
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Wow.

65
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This must be
what insecure feels like.

66
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Actually, can we speak about this later?
I want to find the right words for you.

67
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I'll see you at the sexhibition?

68
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- Yeah, I'll see you there.
- I'm going to go to yoga.

69
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OK.

70
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- Marvellous.
- I'm so relieved you're here.

71
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Hi.

72
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And, hello, good looking.

73
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Hello.

74
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Thank you.

75
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- Well clung to.
- Thank you.

76
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Does it get very boring,

77
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everyone telling you how gorgeous
you are all the time?

78
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- A little.
- Should we, erm...

79
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Oh, yes, I won't forget this,
I promise.

80
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Oh, sure. Is Claire here yet?

81
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No, not yet, you're an angel
for being here.

82
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Would you just hold on to that?

83
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There are bottles for topping up
on the little bar just inside.

84
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I'm the luckiest thing to have you.

85
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And, erm...

86
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...there.

87
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You're a natural.

88
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[LAUGHTER]

89
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No, really, though, this sexhibition isn't
about me trying to get you all aroused,

90
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it's about the beauty of sex.

91
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And how it brings us all together.

92
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How it excites and connects,
how it opens people's minds,

93
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after all, sex got us all here.

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Sex brings life.

95
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I've been building this sexhibition
since I was 11 and a quarter,

96
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which is when I first climaxed
by accident on a bidet.

97
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The bidet is, of course,

98
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exhibited here, as are all of the pieces
from my first ever sexhibition.

99
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All apart from one.

100
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A few weeks ago one of my most delicate
pieces was stolen from my studio.

101
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But in a sense it was a blessing.

102
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In fact, her brutal snatching made me
think of the women of the world

103
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they've been robbed of their freedom,
of their happiness, and,

104
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in the saddest of cases,
of their bodies.

105
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So in many ways I have to thank
the thief for creating my most

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profound piece of work to date...

107
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<i>A Woman Robbed</i>.

108
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[CLAPPING]

109
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Now, I would ask you all to leave
your genitals at the door

110
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and bring your minds to these pieces.

111
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I don't believe people always think
about sex when they see a naked body,

112
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I believe they think about
their own minds, their own bodies,

113
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and their own power.

114
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And that's what this show
is really about...

115
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...it's about power.

116
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Thank you.

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[CLAPPING]

118
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Beautiful.

119
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Claire, it's me, just wondering
where you are,

120
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because I am very much here
and waiting for you.

121
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OK, bye.

122
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Dammit, Claire. Have you seen a sort
of stressed out version of me

123
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anywhere?

124
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Is it weird that my mouth's watering?

125
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It's really fantastic work,
honestly, it's amazing.

126
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Thank you so much.

127
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Yes, it's extraordinary.

128
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Really, really moving.

129
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Present. I'd love one
of these on my floor...

130
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...like a rug with perks.

131
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I'm sure you would, but it's very
securely nailed to the wall this evening.

132
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- Have you found your father yet?
- Oh, yes, I think he's by the coats.

133
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Oh, no, no, have you found
your father yet?

134
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It's just so very obvious to me.

135
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Yeah.

136
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- Oh, Connor.
- Whoops.

137
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Look, about this morning...

138
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Listen, what I was
trying to say is...

139
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- Here we go. - I didn't realise this
until we were having sex earlier and

140
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- I lost my...
- Erection.

141
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- Erection.
- One more time.

142
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Erection.

143
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But it made me realise...
I'm in love.

144
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Oh.

145
00:08:04,880 --> 00:08:06,639
OK, I mean,
I don't really know what to...

146
00:08:06,640 --> 00:08:09,439
I don't want to have sex
with anyone else,

147
00:08:09,440 --> 00:08:11,280
and that's never happened
to me before.

148
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I'm in love.

149
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And I need to tell her.

150
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- Her? - Yeah, we've been together
for a couple of months.

151
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And physically she just never satisfied
me, she has these really massive,

152
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bouncy tits that really
don't do anything for me.

153
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And you just kept turning up
like this sexy...

154
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...plank.

155
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And it confused me.

156
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I just don't think I should be fucking
around behind her back any more.

157
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I just thought I should say that I am

158
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sorry if I have

159
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led you on.

160
00:08:57,480 --> 00:08:58,600
Oh, no.

161
00:09:00,240 --> 00:09:04,359
God, no, my ex is due back
any day now anyway, so,

162
00:09:04,360 --> 00:09:05,879
it's erm...

163
00:09:05,880 --> 00:09:06,920
I'm happy for you.

164
00:09:09,520 --> 00:09:11,519
I... I knew you wouldn't give a shit.

165
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What can I say?

166
00:09:13,720 --> 00:09:16,520
I'm sorry, I don't give a shit.

167
00:09:23,400 --> 00:09:24,440
Cool.

168
00:09:27,960 --> 00:09:29,160
Never wear padding, OK?

169
00:09:38,240 --> 00:09:39,959
Claire, where are you?

170
00:09:39,960 --> 00:09:43,159
I can't survive much longer
in this sea of penises.

171
00:09:43,160 --> 00:09:44,720
I don't know anyone. And, so...

172
00:09:47,640 --> 00:09:48,680
Harry?

173
00:09:50,520 --> 00:09:51,560
Harry?

174
00:09:53,880 --> 00:09:55,960
- Hi.
- Hi.

175
00:09:57,320 --> 00:09:59,479
What did she do to you?

176
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We just, you know,
covered me in plaster and

177
00:10:01,305 --> 00:10:03,104
left me in the garden
for a couple of hours.

178
00:10:04,560 --> 00:10:06,399
Oh, God, hi.

179
00:10:06,400 --> 00:10:08,479
Oh, it's so good to see you.

180
00:10:08,480 --> 00:10:09,520
Oh.

181
00:10:10,760 --> 00:10:12,640
- Hi.
- Hi.

182
00:10:15,280 --> 00:10:16,320
Hi.

183
00:10:17,520 --> 00:10:18,560
Hi.

184
00:10:19,680 --> 00:10:21,839
I'm just going to go
and browse around.

185
00:10:21,840 --> 00:10:23,279
It was really nice to meet you.

186
00:10:23,280 --> 00:10:24,320
You, too.

187
00:10:25,760 --> 00:10:28,080
That's... Elaine.

188
00:10:32,840 --> 00:10:35,839
- We're... - Did you see that really
good-looking guy that came in with me?

189
00:10:35,840 --> 00:10:39,919
No, but I saw a really good-looking
guy on his motorbike outside, why?

190
00:10:39,920 --> 00:10:42,599
Oh, yeah, that's, he, erm,
well, he and I...

191
00:10:42,600 --> 00:10:44,359
Oh! Great.

192
00:10:44,360 --> 00:10:45,919
Yeah, he just dumped me, so...

193
00:10:45,920 --> 00:10:46,960
Oh!

194
00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:49,040
I'm sorry.

195
00:10:50,480 --> 00:10:52,839
This is very... you.

196
00:10:52,840 --> 00:10:55,840
Yeah, yeah, she said you were cool
with us doing...

197
00:10:57,280 --> 00:10:58,320
...that.

198
00:11:06,400 --> 00:11:08,320
I don't... I don't know why she...

199
00:11:09,560 --> 00:11:10,999
...where's my penis?

200
00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:13,919
Oh, it's on the wall over there,
second from the left.

201
00:11:13,920 --> 00:11:14,960
Oh.

202
00:11:18,360 --> 00:11:21,559
I should probably go and find Elaine,
she doesn't like being left on her own.

203
00:11:21,560 --> 00:11:23,840
You've still got some stuff
at the flat.

204
00:11:24,920 --> 00:11:26,582
I've been rolling around
in my lingerie,

205
00:11:26,583 --> 00:11:28,639
all over it, waiting for you
to come and collect it.

206
00:11:28,640 --> 00:11:31,999
- Yeah... - Just your Tupperware,
and your TV, and your dinosaur plate.

207
00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:34,640
Oh, I got a new dinosaur plate,
but, erm...

208
00:11:35,600 --> 00:11:37,039
Yeah, but,

209
00:11:37,040 --> 00:11:39,400
thank you, but, you can keep those.

210
00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:42,719
Hey,

211
00:11:42,720 --> 00:11:44,680
do you still wank about me sometimes?

212
00:11:47,320 --> 00:11:48,360
No.

213
00:11:58,360 --> 00:11:59,760
Elaine.

214
00:12:08,880 --> 00:12:12,239
Claire. My God, it's been hell,
where have you been?

215
00:12:12,240 --> 00:12:13,840
I, erm...

216
00:12:17,160 --> 00:12:18,200
All parked up.

217
00:12:19,400 --> 00:12:20,440
Hello, you.

218
00:12:22,560 --> 00:12:24,160
We almost didn't make it, but, erm...

219
00:12:25,440 --> 00:12:27,120
We didn't want to let
the old boy down.

220
00:12:28,640 --> 00:12:31,959
- I thought... - We're just going to do
a quick whizz around, to show our faces.

221
00:12:31,960 --> 00:12:33,239
OK, but...

222
00:12:33,240 --> 00:12:35,120
We're just going to do
a quick whizz around.

223
00:12:42,160 --> 00:12:45,080
Sorry, could you just, could you do
something with those? Thank you.

224
00:13:23,440 --> 00:13:25,040
[SHE CLICKS HER FINGERS]

225
00:13:26,040 --> 00:13:29,040
[SHE MOUTHS]

226
00:13:30,480 --> 00:13:32,399
[GLASS SHATTERS]

227
00:13:32,400 --> 00:13:34,080
[GASPS]

228
00:13:35,800 --> 00:13:38,039
[SHE MOUTHS]

229
00:13:38,040 --> 00:13:39,080
(Don't)

230
00:13:41,360 --> 00:13:43,119
Don't!

231
00:13:43,120 --> 00:13:44,999
[CRASH]

232
00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:46,639
[GASPS]

233
00:13:46,640 --> 00:13:50,559
[SHE LAUGHS NERVOUSLY]
The joys of butter-fingered staff.

234
00:13:50,560 --> 00:13:54,120
Stop making a spectacle of yourself
and clean that up.

235
00:13:55,160 --> 00:13:56,280
You clean that up.

236
00:13:59,440 --> 00:14:00,480
Apologise.

237
00:14:03,080 --> 00:14:04,120
I'm sorry.

238
00:14:06,040 --> 00:14:07,840
Turns out I'm not
such a natural after all.

239
00:14:12,600 --> 00:14:14,080
Oh, fuck off.

240
00:14:15,760 --> 00:14:17,200
I'm just going to say this once...

241
00:14:18,680 --> 00:14:23,839
I deserve to be happy,
I am allowed to move on,

242
00:14:23,840 --> 00:14:27,120
I have a good life
and I'm happy, all right?

243
00:14:28,800 --> 00:14:31,000
All right? If you don't mind...

244
00:14:32,080 --> 00:14:33,400
...I'm going to go and get...

245
00:14:34,680 --> 00:14:36,160
...my cardy from the car.

246
00:14:38,080 --> 00:14:39,360
It's a little chilly.

247
00:14:48,920 --> 00:14:50,680
I'm sorry you had to hear that...

248
00:14:52,280 --> 00:14:53,880
...but you did have to hear it.

249
00:14:55,040 --> 00:14:56,520
No, no, she'll do it.

250
00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:10,560
- What the fuck was that?
- What is he doing here?

251
00:15:14,840 --> 00:15:16,480
You're not going to Finland.

252
00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:20,839
Oh, God.

253
00:15:20,840 --> 00:15:22,359
What are you doing here?

254
00:15:22,360 --> 00:15:23,400
I'm helping.

255
00:15:25,440 --> 00:15:27,999
- He is...
- He didn't try to kiss you.

256
00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:31,200
- He did. - He says it was more
like the other way around.

257
00:15:33,680 --> 00:15:35,040
What?

258
00:15:36,720 --> 00:15:38,320
Well, that's just not true.

259
00:15:40,240 --> 00:15:41,999
No, fuck you.

260
00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:45,079
- Claire. - Please don't... - No,
Claire, he came out into the garden...

261
00:15:45,080 --> 00:15:47,519
- I don't want to hear it.
- Claire, you have to believe me.

262
00:15:47,520 --> 00:15:48,919
How can I believe you?

263
00:15:48,920 --> 00:15:50,359
Because I'm your sister.

264
00:15:50,360 --> 00:15:52,040
After what you did to Boo?

265
00:16:06,760 --> 00:16:09,199
He slept with someone else, he said,

266
00:16:09,200 --> 00:16:12,160
he told me he fucked someone else.

267
00:16:16,160 --> 00:16:17,479
I'm sorry,

268
00:16:17,480 --> 00:16:20,040
but you just have to see it
from my point of view.

269
00:16:25,680 --> 00:16:27,000
Come on.

270
00:16:42,160 --> 00:16:43,200
I think I love him.

271
00:16:59,560 --> 00:17:01,959
I'm going to hurt myself,
I'm going to get hit by a bike,

272
00:17:01,960 --> 00:17:04,639
and then hurt my finger and then
he's going to have to come and see me

273
00:17:04,640 --> 00:17:07,480
in the hospital and be really sorry
for what he did.

274
00:17:26,040 --> 00:17:28,600
[HE SOBS]

275
00:17:50,520 --> 00:17:51,920
I don't know where you came from.

276
00:17:53,920 --> 00:17:55,799
What, you don't think
we are the same?

277
00:17:55,800 --> 00:17:57,840
You have the same lines
on your forehead as me.

278
00:18:00,160 --> 00:18:01,879
Thank you for fixating on them.

279
00:18:01,880 --> 00:18:03,560
- And you're stubborn.
- Snap.

280
00:18:05,080 --> 00:18:07,359
- And sad.
- Not born sad.

281
00:18:07,360 --> 00:18:09,119
- Some people are.
- You weren't.

282
00:18:09,120 --> 00:18:10,680
No, I guess not.

283
00:18:17,560 --> 00:18:21,479
Jesus, why do daughters get to say
that they're fucked up by their fathers

284
00:18:21,480 --> 00:18:23,360
when it's so often
the other way round?

285
00:18:36,160 --> 00:18:37,600
Why do you do that to yourself?

286
00:18:39,680 --> 00:18:40,720
Looks cool.

287
00:18:44,080 --> 00:18:47,200
I think your mother would have admired
your little performance up there.

288
00:18:52,160 --> 00:18:53,560
Do you ever think about her?

289
00:18:55,920 --> 00:18:57,040
Yeah.

290
00:18:58,440 --> 00:19:00,240
Do you think about your friend?

291
00:19:01,840 --> 00:19:03,760
- All the time.
- Well...

292
00:19:09,640 --> 00:19:10,680
I'm sorry.

293
00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:19,280
I...

294
00:19:27,480 --> 00:19:29,080
...think you should go.

295
00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:56,679
'Hi, this is Boo. I can't come
to the phone right now,

296
00:19:56,680 --> 00:19:59,840
'but please leave me a messiagio
and I'll get back to you.'

297
00:20:04,800 --> 00:20:07,919
'Hi, this is Boo. I can't come
to the phone right now,

298
00:20:07,920 --> 00:20:10,800
'but please leave me a messiagio
and I'll get back to you.'

299
00:21:02,920 --> 00:21:03,960
Are you OK?

300
00:21:07,480 --> 00:21:08,520
Big night, then?

301
00:21:14,720 --> 00:21:16,040
Mmm.

302
00:21:16,960 --> 00:21:18,000
What?

303
00:21:20,160 --> 00:21:24,799
I thought in the application
for your loan it said you ran a cafe

304
00:21:24,800 --> 00:21:25,840
for guinea pigs.

305
00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:30,399
That's why I thought it was funny.
I...

306
00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:32,079
never thought guinea pigs needed...

307
00:21:32,080 --> 00:21:33,120
It's guinea pig themed.

308
00:21:34,680 --> 00:21:36,759
- OK. - Yeah.
- That makes sense.

309
00:21:36,760 --> 00:21:37,800
Yeah.

310
00:21:45,160 --> 00:21:47,120
Can I get you a cup of tea?

311
00:21:48,280 --> 00:21:50,039
I've run out.

312
00:21:50,040 --> 00:21:51,080
Coffee?

313
00:21:52,600 --> 00:21:53,640
Run out.

314
00:21:58,400 --> 00:22:01,880
Well, I should probably be
heading back to the office.

315
00:22:05,680 --> 00:22:08,199
Cafes are a very...

316
00:22:08,200 --> 00:22:09,480
difficult business.

317
00:22:10,920 --> 00:22:12,880
You've certainly made
this one very...

318
00:22:15,160 --> 00:22:16,200
...unique.

319
00:22:19,200 --> 00:22:21,080
I also fucked it into liquidation.

320
00:22:22,960 --> 00:22:24,000
OK.

321
00:22:25,400 --> 00:22:27,000
And I fucked up my family.

322
00:22:28,560 --> 00:22:30,279
Did you?

323
00:22:30,280 --> 00:22:32,480
And I fucked my friend
by fucking her boyfriend.

324
00:22:34,720 --> 00:22:35,760
Right.

325
00:22:37,440 --> 00:22:41,440
And sometimes I wish I didn't even
know that fucking existed.

326
00:22:42,720 --> 00:22:46,159
And I know that my body, as it is now,
really is the only thing I have left,

327
00:22:46,160 --> 00:22:49,400
and when that gets old and
unfuckable I may as well just kill it.

328
00:22:53,240 --> 00:22:55,160
And somehow there isn't
anything worse...

329
00:22:56,280 --> 00:22:58,760
...than someone
who doesn't want to fuck me.

330
00:23:00,800 --> 00:23:02,280
I fuck everything...

331
00:23:04,120 --> 00:23:08,520
...except for when I was in your office,
I really wasn't trying to have sex.

332
00:23:13,040 --> 00:23:15,359
You know, everyone feels
like this a little bit,

333
00:23:15,360 --> 00:23:18,119
and they're just not
talking about it,

334
00:23:18,120 --> 00:23:20,560
or I'm completely fucking alone...

335
00:23:23,880 --> 00:23:25,480
...which isn't fucking funny.

336
00:23:35,200 --> 00:23:36,280
Right, well...

337
00:23:38,320 --> 00:23:40,160
...I should probably, erm...

338
00:23:42,840 --> 00:23:44,320
...I should probably, erm...

339
00:23:47,920 --> 00:23:49,200
...I should probably...

340
00:24:23,200 --> 00:24:24,720
People make mistakes.

341
00:24:32,320 --> 00:24:34,480
It's why they put rubbers
on the ends of pencils.

342
00:24:36,760 --> 00:24:37,800
Is that a joke?

343
00:24:39,680 --> 00:24:40,720
I don't know.

344
00:24:44,680 --> 00:24:46,960
I think we should start
your interview again.

345
00:24:50,280 --> 00:24:51,879
Here?

346
00:24:51,880 --> 00:24:53,199
Yeah.

347
00:24:53,200 --> 00:24:55,079
Go on.

348
00:24:55,080 --> 00:24:56,120
OK.

349
00:24:57,120 --> 00:24:59,240
Well, thank you for coming in.

350
00:25:01,680 --> 00:25:02,720
No problem.

351
00:25:04,680 --> 00:25:07,280
I've read through
your application form.

352
00:25:08,760 --> 00:25:11,999
It says you run a cafe
for guinea pigs.

353
00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:14,519
[SHE LAUGHS]

354
00:25:14,520 --> 00:25:15,720
Told you it was funny.

355
00:25:25,813 --> 00:25:28,846
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