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<i>Previously on
Another Period...</i>

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May I have the ring, please?

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Laverne has passed.

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You're much more beautiful

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than I ever could
have imagined.

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Now it's time
to make us official.

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You're right.

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They're divorce papers.

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Shit on my tits!

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This is Father Black--
Donohue Black.

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This is my simplest
daughter, Beatrice.

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The best thing you can do
for those you love

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<i>is forcefully push
your beliefs upon them.</i>

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This is
Mitchell P. Spiritwalker.

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I am with child.

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<i>My husband and I</i>

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<i>are going to raise
this child together.</i>

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Welcome home, Lady Dodo.

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You gave all my money
away to charity.

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I'll just take
the Abbey, then.

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No, you get nothing.

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Well, I suppose there's
only one respectable way

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to settle this--

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with a duel.

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Keep your little Abbey.

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Lady Beatrice
locked up the liquor.

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I want to go where
nobody knows my name.

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<i>Where is she, Mary?</i>

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Where is she?

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<i>♪ I want the money,
I want the fame ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I want the whole world
to know my name ♪</i>

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<i>♪ this is mine,
I got to get it ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I got to get it,
got, got to get it ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Another Period ♪</i>

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Sync and corrections by n17t01
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What is this hellhole?

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Who are these people?

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Why are they dressed
so terribly?

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Why is that man's
face so woolly?

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Um, this was a bad idea.

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I think we should go.

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No, alcohol must
always trump judgment.

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Um, Miss Lillian,
I really think we must go.

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No, I'm staying here.

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Garfield, leave me here!

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I would never leave you.

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You can and you will!

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Innkeeper!

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This-- this Greek fellow
is bothering me.

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All right, out you go,
you dandy.

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- Come on.
- No, Lillian!

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Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

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Oh, I never thought I could
have it all, but now I do.

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Husband? Darling?

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What's wrong?

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Um, just my eyes--

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I'm having a hard time seeing.

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Beginning to think maybe I
shouldn't have taken

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those bandages off so soon.

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The doctor did say
to wait a week.

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Whoa!

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Uh, Hortense,
I've gone blind.

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- Oh, my goodness!
- I can't see.

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- Oh!
- I need you to get the drops.

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Oh, the drops!

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Oh, no!

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Oh-- my love, please!

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I finally found happiness

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only to careen
into a ditch!

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Wait, wait!

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I can see.

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I can see.

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Hortense, you've saved us.

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Oh, that was close.

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Thank you, Hortense.

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I mean... Mrs. Fusselforth.

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<i>♪ ♪</i>

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Oh, thank goodness
I found you.

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"Thank goodness I found you."

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Chancellor Fong,
meet my wife.

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This is the prime minister
of Taiwan.

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Hello.

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Um, my water--
it's broken.

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And?

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And I-- I need you
to deliver my baby.

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Oh, Blanche.

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I would love to.

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I-- I would, I just--

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It's the Sabbath.

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But you're a doctor...

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and my husband.

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And I-- and I get that.
I do, I just...

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I can't do any
strenuous labor on Shabbat.

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You understand.

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Can you
light a pipe on Shabbat?

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I'm impressed that
you know the Hebrew.

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Uh, but no, technically not.

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One can always make
exceptions, though.

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Can't you make an exception
for the birth of my child?

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Please?

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Blanche...

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I'm going to give you 30 seconds
to get out of this room

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before I get physically
violent with you.

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That I'm allowed
to do on Shabbat.

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Out!

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I'm going to give birth alone.

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So that's what's
happening right now.

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Do you have the champagne
with the gold flecks in it

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that Peepers serves
on Spaghetti Sundays?

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Oh, yeah, I have
exactly that.

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Right here.

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Oh, my.

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You have less teeth
than a usual man.

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You must save a pretty penny

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on toothbrushes
and toothpaste.

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<i>♪ turn up, turn up, turn up ♪</i>

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<i>♪ turn up the bass ♪</i>

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I can't believe
this is all really happening.

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I am married to the most
powerful man in media.

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Oh, I can't wait to start
publishing my columns and books.

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Hortense,
you make me laugh.

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Pardon me?

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Well, we're married now.

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It's time for you to start
popping out those babies.

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But I thought my writing
was why you married me.

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Well, yeah,
but you're mine now.

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But I told you
I'm barren.

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Well, we'll adopt.
Ha ha!

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I don't know why you're
being so difficult about this.

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The point is, you're going to
stay home and rear our children.

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But you kept saying
how much you admired me

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being a strong, single woman.

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You hit the nail on the head
with that word, "single."

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You're not single anymore,
are you, Hortense?

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This is making me
very aggravated--

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very aggravated.

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It's too much excitement.

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I'm sorry, darling.

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You're right, of course.

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I was being a mouthy wife.

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Well, yes.

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I know what will
make you feel better.

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Oh. Huh?

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Oh.

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Oh...

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Hortense.

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Well...

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Not, not so much--

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not so much teeth, Hortense.

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Ahh!

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Gah!

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Aaaah!

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When I think about how close
we came to foreclosure,

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my balls become pancakes.

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Yes...

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What?

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Can you not see
we're celebrating?

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Right. We're sorry to
bother you at this hour,

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but there's been an accident.

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Hortense and Bertram...

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they're daid.

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They're daid!

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They're died-ded!

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They're walkin' in
the green fields

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with baby Jesus.

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Right.

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And we can only imagine
how sad it must be

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to lose a daughter.

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Actually,
I'd imagine it's roughly

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one-tird as difficult
as losin' a son.

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And just a little bit
harder

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- than losing a kitty-cat.
- Right.

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Oh, my sweet, brown gal.

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I wish I'd appreciated you
more in life.

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Bright side--

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we still have all of
Fusselforths' money.

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- Hmm?
- No.

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There's no money.

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They were married just today.

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There's no will.
There's nothing.

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Oh, don't you say dat.
You take heart!

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There's always sometin.

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There's whiskey.

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Aye, and there's, uh,

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lambs and whores.

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Shepherd's pie.

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Aye, and the wink you get
from a redhead

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when you know
you're taking her home.

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Aye, living all your days
from dis day to dat

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without telling your family
you looved 'em.

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Yes, you've still got hope.

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Get out!

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Good evenin'.

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Aye. Sorry about
your daughter.

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No.

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♪ opa, opa, opa ♪

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♪ mama, mama, mama, mama ♪

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♪ that's how the sailor ♪

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♪ eats a beaver ♪

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Hey, hey, hey, hey,
hey, hey, hey, hey!

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Hey, hey!

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Lillian?

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What's going on?

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Who are you?
What is this?

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Some kind of ladies' night
or something?

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Ladies' night?

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I think I just
coined a phrase.

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Ow, ooh, ooh.

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Ooh, ooh, ooh.

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Yogurt spoon, pudding spoon,
fish fork, crab tong.

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Yogurt spoon, pudding
spoon, fish fork, crab tong,

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Yogurt spoon-pudding spoon-
fish fork-crab tong!

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Oh, my God, oh, my God.

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Oh, oh, oh, oh...

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Ah! I never thought
I'd get a chance

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to do that again.

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It feels so exhilarating.

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Uh!

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Beatrice,
just leave me alone.

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Let me live my life.

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Lillian, you are my
sister and my best friend,

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and I don't want you
to go to Hell.

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Now please, just--
just drop the bottle

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and let God slip inside you.

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If you just let him in,
it feels so good.

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Leave me alone.

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These are my new
best friends now.

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See this guy?

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His name's The Gorilla,

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and he's my new sister.

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No. No.

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No, that's Mr. S. talking.

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That's Satan.

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Oh, so you're crazy now.

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No more...

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alcohol!

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Lillian,
give me the bottle.

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- No.
- Give me the bottle.

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- No.
- Give me the bottle!

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- No!
- Lillian, give me the bottle!

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Ah!

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No.

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Lillian?

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Lillian, stop joking.

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Lillian!

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Lillian? Lillian?

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Lillian, come here.

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Now that's what I call
a ladies' night!

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Drinks on the house, huh?

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Oh, wait, no.
She broke 'em all.

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- Never mind.
- Aww.

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<i>♪ oh, my, oh, oh, oh,
oh, oh ♪</i>

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Hello, my love. Hello.

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David?

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No, not David.

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Erasmus?

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That's a good name.

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Blanche!

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Oh, what is this mess?

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Oh, I just gave
birth to my baby.

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Fine, but Lady Chair
requests your presence

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- in the parlor and pool room.
- Yes, but--

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Your seven minutes
of maternity leave are up.

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And you recall what happened
when Esther

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took 13 minutes of
maternity leave,

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and when she returned,
her position had been filled

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by Marcello, who works here
to this day.

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Well, yes, but I haven't
even gotten to feed

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what's-his-name yet.

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00:12:02,835 --> 00:12:04,268
Well, how hungry
could he be, Blanche?

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He just got here.

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- Peepers!
- It's Lady Dodo.

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Hide that child!
Hide it!

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No, not in the silver!
Oh, Blanche!

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That's fine, that's fine.
Now go, go!

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And clean yourself up.
You reek of amniotic fluid.

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Lady Dodo, you're dying!

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Let me cut my wrists so I
may serve you in heaven.

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Peepers, you've always taken
great care of me.

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You've been the finest butler
a lady could ever have,

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except for your predecessor,
Jones.

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Oh, and his predecessor
before him, Josephat.

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00:12:35,668 --> 00:12:39,570
Oh, and that butler over
at Digsby Manor.

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I've always loved him.

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Marvelous mustache.

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I will do anything
for you, Lady Dodo.

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Ah, well, I need only
one more--

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Is that a child?

289
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No, that's Blanche's
baby.

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Ugh. There's only
one more thing

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I need from you.

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Oh, Dorothea.

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I would love to dance
with you.

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No, you fool.

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I need you to sign
some papers, mister...

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Spiritwalker.

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The one thing we didn't lose
in this terrible tragedy

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is our very real love
for one another.

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Love?

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00:13:26,666 --> 00:13:29,934
I could never love you.

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00:13:29,936 --> 00:13:33,971
I am a rare beauty, and you
are a leathery plum--

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a constant

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disgusting reminder

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of the depths I'm willing
to sink for money.

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What?

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Crisis averted.

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The money's saved.

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Ha! Just joshin'.

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00:13:52,091 --> 00:13:54,926
Commy?

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00:13:54,928 --> 00:13:57,128
Hmm?

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00:13:57,130 --> 00:14:00,798
So this morning, I get a call
from the Bank of Newport.

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Now, they say there is
some unusual activity

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in your account.

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For the past 15 years,
Dodo has been giving

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millions of dollars away
to charity--

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the Street Dwellers Charity,

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00:14:11,244 --> 00:14:12,877
Unwed Mothers of Newport,

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the United Coloreds
of Benetton.

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It goes on and on and on.

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00:14:17,183 --> 00:14:21,319
Well, all of the companies
folded this afternoon--

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all of them.

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And they all transferred
their funds to one place--

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the Abbey,

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your Abbey.

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00:14:30,797 --> 00:14:32,964
You're going to be okay.

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00:14:37,804 --> 00:14:39,003
You own the property!

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00:14:39,005 --> 00:14:40,671
This-- this is wonderful news.

328
00:14:40,673 --> 00:14:42,873
This is all-- this is so good.

329
00:14:44,611 --> 00:14:47,845
Looks like Dodo won
that battle after all.

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00:14:54,220 --> 00:14:56,087
Celine? Don't.

331
00:14:56,089 --> 00:14:57,355
Don't go.

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00:14:57,357 --> 00:14:58,489
Chair?

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00:14:58,491 --> 00:15:00,291
Celine?

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00:15:00,293 --> 00:15:03,628
Don't leave me! No!

335
00:15:03,630 --> 00:15:05,529
No!

336
00:15:05,531 --> 00:15:07,965
Celine!

337
00:15:40,833 --> 00:15:43,834
Dear God, Jesus--

338
00:15:43,836 --> 00:15:45,069
I think you're the same guy.

339
00:15:45,071 --> 00:15:46,737
It's kind of confusing.

340
00:15:46,739 --> 00:15:49,106
Anyway, I think I killed
my sister,

341
00:15:49,108 --> 00:15:50,875
but I'm very, very sorry,

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00:15:50,877 --> 00:15:52,610
so please bring her
back to life.

343
00:15:52,612 --> 00:15:53,844
Amen.

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00:15:59,819 --> 00:16:02,453
Lillian?

345
00:16:02,455 --> 00:16:03,888
No, I-- okay.

346
00:16:03,890 --> 00:16:05,456
I think-- I think
I'm doing this wrong.

347
00:16:05,458 --> 00:16:07,925
Let me-- let me try again.

348
00:16:07,927 --> 00:16:13,397
Um... Mr. Christ, it's me,
Beatrice,

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00:16:13,399 --> 00:16:15,800
who you promised nothing bad
would ever happen to.

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00:16:15,802 --> 00:16:19,270
Remember? Because I'm following
all your rules.

351
00:16:19,272 --> 00:16:22,673
So please bring my sister
back to life right now.

352
00:16:27,747 --> 00:16:29,413
Wait.

353
00:16:29,415 --> 00:16:31,449
Hello?

354
00:16:31,451 --> 00:16:34,952
I apologized.
Now bring her back to life.

355
00:16:34,954 --> 00:16:37,722
You did it for yourself.
Now do it for my sister!

356
00:16:39,258 --> 00:16:40,324
Please, Lillian.

357
00:16:40,326 --> 00:16:41,559
Please.

358
00:16:47,400 --> 00:16:49,467
You know what?

359
00:16:49,469 --> 00:16:52,436
Fuck you, God.
Fuck you.

360
00:16:52,438 --> 00:16:54,472
You don't mean
anything you say.

361
00:16:54,474 --> 00:16:55,973
I don't know what I'm
supposed to be doing,

362
00:16:55,975 --> 00:16:58,442
but I just do it anyways,
because you said so,

363
00:16:58,444 --> 00:17:00,211
and then you just
don't help me.

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00:17:00,213 --> 00:17:01,679
I don't understand.

365
00:17:01,681 --> 00:17:02,980
And you know what?

366
00:17:02,982 --> 00:17:05,116
You're not real,
motherfucker.

367
00:17:05,118 --> 00:17:08,152
And I fucking know it now,
so fuck you!

368
00:17:40,153 --> 00:17:43,354
Money?

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00:17:43,356 --> 00:17:45,623
- Lillian, you're alive!
- Beatrice.

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00:17:45,625 --> 00:17:47,892
I should've known the only
thing that could save you

371
00:17:47,894 --> 00:17:49,460
was the smell of banknotes.

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00:17:49,462 --> 00:17:52,062
- It is my favorite thing.
- Me too.

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00:17:52,064 --> 00:17:54,532
Thank God churches are
so stacked with cash.

374
00:17:54,534 --> 00:17:56,567
- Let's go home.
- Yes.

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00:17:56,569 --> 00:17:57,868
It's the only thing
that matters--

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00:17:57,870 --> 00:17:59,737
just you, me, and Bellacourt.

377
00:17:59,739 --> 00:18:00,738
Mm-hmm.

378
00:18:02,308 --> 00:18:04,375
Come on.

379
00:18:04,377 --> 00:18:06,777
Let's get out of this
stupid place.

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00:18:08,080 --> 00:18:11,348
- Lillian!
- I'll meet you there.

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00:18:11,350 --> 00:18:13,184
Oh, my God.

382
00:18:17,857 --> 00:18:18,823
Huh.

383
00:18:30,987 --> 00:18:33,121
How could this happen?

384
00:18:39,529 --> 00:18:40,795
No.

385
00:18:46,470 --> 00:18:49,938
Who the fuck is
Mitchell P. Spiritwalker?

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00:18:52,375 --> 00:18:56,678
Who the fuck is
Mitchell P. Spiritwalker!

387
00:19:00,884 --> 00:19:02,550
More wine.

388
00:19:02,552 --> 00:19:05,687
As you wish, Madam.

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00:19:11,461 --> 00:19:13,928
God bless the Abbey.

390
00:19:17,200 --> 00:19:18,900
Oh...

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00:19:24,541 --> 00:19:26,841
Oh!

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00:19:26,843 --> 00:19:29,043
Oh, our Father,
who art in heaven,

393
00:19:29,045 --> 00:19:30,745
hallowed by thy name.

394
00:19:30,747 --> 00:19:34,149
Thy kingdom...

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00:19:34,151 --> 00:19:36,351
c-come...

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00:19:42,726 --> 00:19:44,225
Ladies and gentlemen,

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00:19:44,227 --> 00:19:47,228
please welcome feminist,

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00:19:47,230 --> 00:19:48,830
abolitionist,

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00:19:48,832 --> 00:19:50,265
perfumer,

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00:19:50,267 --> 00:19:51,566
and most recently,

401
00:19:51,568 --> 00:19:54,068
best-selling Man Tub
manufacturer,

402
00:19:54,070 --> 00:19:55,737
Ms. Harriet Tubman.

403
00:19:55,739 --> 00:19:57,038
- Ha ha. Hi!
- Thank you.

404
00:19:57,040 --> 00:20:00,508
- Yeah!
- Thank you all so much.

405
00:20:00,510 --> 00:20:04,913
Ladies and gentlemen,
something truly incredible

406
00:20:04,915 --> 00:20:07,015
happened here last night.

407
00:20:07,017 --> 00:20:08,049
Yes.

408
00:20:08,051 --> 00:20:10,185
In a symbolic gesture,

409
00:20:10,187 --> 00:20:12,520
two women, one a bride,

410
00:20:12,522 --> 00:20:16,791
<i>the other a nun,
destroyed this haven of sin.</i>

411
00:20:16,793 --> 00:20:18,026
Sin!

412
00:20:18,028 --> 00:20:19,093
They took a stand

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00:20:19,095 --> 00:20:21,095
against alcoholic drink

414
00:20:21,097 --> 00:20:23,765
and against the men
who spend their paychecks

415
00:20:23,767 --> 00:20:27,468
on whiskey
and turn into abusers.

416
00:20:27,470 --> 00:20:29,103
I hate men!

417
00:20:29,105 --> 00:20:31,973
These two are as of yet

418
00:20:31,975 --> 00:20:33,808
unidentified,

419
00:20:33,810 --> 00:20:35,376
but I assure you

420
00:20:35,378 --> 00:20:37,946
that they are the new face

421
00:20:37,948 --> 00:20:39,180
<i>of feminism.</i>

422
00:20:39,182 --> 00:20:41,783
<i>The fate of all women</i>

423
00:20:41,785 --> 00:20:44,118
<i>could very well be</i>

424
00:20:44,120 --> 00:20:46,321
<i>in their hands.</i>

425
00:20:56,166 --> 00:20:57,332
Ow!

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00:20:58,131 --> 00:21:00,504
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