1 00:00:00,073 --> 00:00:03,429 ♪ Let the river run ♪ 2 00:00:03,459 --> 00:00:05,618 Previously on "Odd Mom Out"... 3 00:00:05,620 --> 00:00:06,853 Well, I'm actually getting 4 00:00:06,888 --> 00:00:09,164 back into the photography thing, 5 00:00:09,191 --> 00:00:11,091 so I hope you'll keep me in mind 6 00:00:11,126 --> 00:00:13,260 for any work that comes up. 7 00:00:13,295 --> 00:00:14,261 But your work was safe. 8 00:00:14,296 --> 00:00:15,262 It had no teeth... 9 00:00:15,297 --> 00:00:16,530 or balls, really. 10 00:00:16,565 --> 00:00:18,565 Awesome, George. Secret. 11 00:00:18,600 --> 00:00:19,866 Hello, bellman. 12 00:00:19,902 --> 00:00:22,469 Jill, those are your doorman shots? 13 00:00:22,504 --> 00:00:23,804 Yeah, why? You knew they were nude. 14 00:00:25,140 --> 00:00:26,540 Graham is here. 15 00:00:26,575 --> 00:00:27,541 Graham had his chance with you, 16 00:00:27,576 --> 00:00:29,142 and he blew it. 17 00:00:29,178 --> 00:00:30,610 Don't let him suck you back in. 18 00:00:30,646 --> 00:00:33,380 Good to see you. 19 00:00:33,415 --> 00:00:36,283 Lex is cheating on Brooke with his assistant Ella. 20 00:00:36,318 --> 00:00:38,218 - You knew? - I'm so sorry. 21 00:00:38,253 --> 00:00:39,286 I didn't know what to do. 22 00:00:39,321 --> 00:00:41,321 It wasn't my place. 23 00:00:41,357 --> 00:00:42,656 - [grunts] - [screams] 24 00:00:42,691 --> 00:00:45,859 Joy Green, author of the "Joy Manifesto," 25 00:00:45,894 --> 00:00:47,561 is in the house. 26 00:00:47,596 --> 00:00:49,463 - This is Ernie Krevitt... - Hey. 27 00:00:49,498 --> 00:00:51,398 Sharpest investor on the continent. 28 00:00:51,433 --> 00:00:52,699 Brooke von Weber, 29 00:00:52,735 --> 00:00:54,401 will you be my re-bride? 30 00:00:54,436 --> 00:00:56,837 What? 31 00:00:56,872 --> 00:00:58,839 Yes! The answer is yes. 32 00:01:00,476 --> 00:01:02,743 [rock music] 33 00:01:02,778 --> 00:01:04,277 Don't forget to pick up your tux 34 00:01:04,313 --> 00:01:06,213 from the cleaners any time after 3:00. 35 00:01:06,248 --> 00:01:07,314 [phone chimes] 36 00:01:07,349 --> 00:01:08,382 On it. 37 00:01:08,417 --> 00:01:09,549 Wait, it looks like somebody 38 00:01:09,585 --> 00:01:11,284 bought a photo from my website! 39 00:01:11,320 --> 00:01:13,587 Hey, that's terrific, honey. 40 00:01:13,622 --> 00:01:16,556 Kids, Mommy sold a photo! 41 00:01:16,592 --> 00:01:18,158 Is this really happening? 42 00:01:18,193 --> 00:01:20,794 A total stranger bought one of my photos! 43 00:01:20,829 --> 00:01:22,763 - What happened? - Kids, listen up. 44 00:01:22,798 --> 00:01:24,798 I was about to bail on myself 45 00:01:24,833 --> 00:01:26,466 after tons of rejection, 46 00:01:26,502 --> 00:01:28,368 and this is living proof 47 00:01:28,404 --> 00:01:31,438 that if you work hard enough and you're patient, 48 00:01:31,473 --> 00:01:33,340 eventually it will pay off! 49 00:01:33,375 --> 00:01:35,675 [kids cheer] 50 00:01:35,711 --> 00:01:38,178 Ahh! Grisly, grisly breath. 51 00:01:38,213 --> 00:01:41,348 Go brush your teeth, okay? 52 00:01:41,383 --> 00:01:42,649 Trixie can suck it. 53 00:01:42,684 --> 00:01:43,817 There's somebody out there 54 00:01:43,852 --> 00:01:45,619 who thinks my work does have balls. 55 00:01:45,654 --> 00:01:47,287 See, all you needed was a little encouragement. 56 00:01:47,322 --> 00:01:48,688 Honey, you are an artist. 57 00:01:50,626 --> 00:01:51,792 Yeah. 58 00:01:51,827 --> 00:01:53,727 - [chuckles] - Wait. 59 00:01:53,762 --> 00:01:54,761 What? 60 00:01:54,797 --> 00:01:56,496 Oh, my god. 61 00:01:56,532 --> 00:01:58,965 It was you. 62 00:01:59,001 --> 00:01:59,900 You bought it! 63 00:01:59,935 --> 00:02:00,967 Oh my God. 64 00:02:01,003 --> 00:02:02,402 It was a pity-buy? 65 00:02:02,438 --> 00:02:04,304 - No, I... I just... - Kids! 66 00:02:04,339 --> 00:02:06,706 Forget everything I just said. 67 00:02:06,742 --> 00:02:08,375 I liked the photo, honey. 68 00:02:08,410 --> 00:02:09,376 You just needed a little boost. 69 00:02:09,411 --> 00:02:10,577 No. 70 00:02:10,612 --> 00:02:12,479 That is a false sense of confidence. 71 00:02:12,514 --> 00:02:13,480 Like water-wings. 72 00:02:13,515 --> 00:02:14,748 Oh, stop. 73 00:02:14,783 --> 00:02:16,750 I'm Jennifer Beals in "Flashdance" 74 00:02:16,785 --> 00:02:18,452 when Michael Nouri got her the audition 75 00:02:18,487 --> 00:02:19,853 she thought she'd earned. 76 00:02:19,888 --> 00:02:21,488 But she deserved that audition! 77 00:02:21,523 --> 00:02:22,489 She was awesome! 78 00:02:22,524 --> 00:02:23,523 [groans] 79 00:02:24,626 --> 00:02:27,294 ♪ Hey, yes, you know ♪ 80 00:02:27,329 --> 00:02:29,596 ♪ I'm feeling fine, I'm feeling fine ♪ 81 00:02:30,933 --> 00:02:32,966 My career is on life support, Vaness. 82 00:02:33,001 --> 00:02:34,468 And you're my plug-puller. 83 00:02:34,503 --> 00:02:36,269 Can we just call time of death? 84 00:02:36,305 --> 00:02:37,304 Not yet. 85 00:02:37,339 --> 00:02:38,839 I still see vital signs. 86 00:02:38,874 --> 00:02:41,241 So Graham is leaving tomorrow. 87 00:02:41,276 --> 00:02:42,442 Have you guys had a talk? 88 00:02:42,478 --> 00:02:44,244 Are you gonna see other people? 89 00:02:44,279 --> 00:02:45,979 You don't have a talk when you're just having fun. 90 00:02:46,014 --> 00:02:47,747 That's the opposite of fun. 91 00:02:47,783 --> 00:02:49,516 Pass the hot sauce. 92 00:02:50,652 --> 00:02:51,918 What? 93 00:02:51,954 --> 00:02:54,421 Okay, well, you're not gonna like it, 94 00:02:54,456 --> 00:02:56,356 but I'm tired of guys like Graham 95 00:02:56,391 --> 00:02:59,392 parking in your husband parking spot just for "fun." 96 00:02:59,428 --> 00:03:00,760 [laughs] 97 00:03:00,796 --> 00:03:03,530 Jill, I'm never getting married again. 98 00:03:03,565 --> 00:03:05,665 There is no husband parking spot. 99 00:03:05,701 --> 00:03:06,833 I don't believe you. 100 00:03:06,869 --> 00:03:08,268 I think you're ready for love... 101 00:03:08,303 --> 00:03:09,536 Maybe even with Graham... 102 00:03:09,571 --> 00:03:11,037 But you're just too cool to admit it. 103 00:03:11,073 --> 00:03:12,439 Listen to me: 104 00:03:12,474 --> 00:03:14,608 I am happy with my love life. 105 00:03:14,643 --> 00:03:16,877 You're the one who's unhappy with my love life, 106 00:03:16,912 --> 00:03:19,379 so that's your cross to bear. 107 00:03:19,414 --> 00:03:21,615 Or whatever the Jewish equivalent is. 108 00:03:21,650 --> 00:03:22,983 Star of David. 109 00:03:23,018 --> 00:03:24,784 Just have mercy on me, I have to get it up 110 00:03:24,820 --> 00:03:27,721 for Brooke and Lex's bullshit "vows renewal." 111 00:03:27,756 --> 00:03:30,323 Celebrating their "rediscovered love." 112 00:03:30,359 --> 00:03:32,025 And get this. Andy told me 113 00:03:32,060 --> 00:03:35,462 they're spending $1 million 114 00:03:35,497 --> 00:03:37,063 on the flowers. 115 00:03:37,099 --> 00:03:38,431 Eww. 116 00:03:38,467 --> 00:03:41,434 [regal orchestral music] 117 00:03:41,470 --> 00:03:44,471 ♪ ♪ 118 00:03:44,506 --> 00:03:48,008 [zippers zipping] 119 00:03:48,043 --> 00:03:49,709 [inhales deeply] 120 00:03:49,745 --> 00:03:51,478 Oh my God. 121 00:03:51,513 --> 00:03:52,913 Where's my butter churn? 122 00:03:52,948 --> 00:03:54,714 Somebody point me to the compound 123 00:03:54,750 --> 00:03:57,651 and remind me of my 17 kids' names. 124 00:03:57,686 --> 00:04:00,654 [regal orchestral music resumes] 125 00:04:00,689 --> 00:04:07,661 ♪ ♪ 126 00:04:07,696 --> 00:04:10,530 Hello, Ladies. 127 00:04:10,566 --> 00:04:12,599 Candace. 128 00:04:12,634 --> 00:04:14,901 What happened to the guava gown I picked out? 129 00:04:14,937 --> 00:04:16,503 Well, it's funny: 130 00:04:16,538 --> 00:04:18,672 I must have lost a few pounds on my cleanse, 131 00:04:18,707 --> 00:04:20,440 because it was literally falling off of me. 132 00:04:20,475 --> 00:04:22,609 And I just thought that this would be more festive. 133 00:04:22,644 --> 00:04:25,545 But you know, it's still a little big. 134 00:04:25,581 --> 00:04:27,347 Lucy! Lucy! 135 00:04:27,382 --> 00:04:28,582 Girls, gather. 136 00:04:30,919 --> 00:04:33,453 Oh, I am loving this look on you. 137 00:04:33,488 --> 00:04:36,656 I had a vision with the hair, and it is perfect. 138 00:04:36,692 --> 00:04:39,826 I want to share an epiphany I had this morning: 139 00:04:39,861 --> 00:04:43,830 After a very challenging time, I have it all: 140 00:04:43,865 --> 00:04:46,600 a booming company, several fabulous homes, 141 00:04:46,635 --> 00:04:48,768 a husband who loves me so much 142 00:04:48,804 --> 00:04:50,704 he wants to marry me a second time... 143 00:04:50,739 --> 00:04:52,138 Four healthy kids... 144 00:04:52,174 --> 00:04:54,040 I already said that. 145 00:04:54,076 --> 00:04:58,078 And I couldn't have arrived at this moment without... 146 00:04:58,113 --> 00:04:59,479 Joy Green. 147 00:04:59,514 --> 00:05:00,880 She should be here any minute. 148 00:05:00,916 --> 00:05:02,048 [gasps] 149 00:05:02,084 --> 00:05:05,051 Hello, my gorgeous re-bridal party! 150 00:05:05,087 --> 00:05:06,152 [clears throat] 151 00:05:06,188 --> 00:05:07,721 So... copy. 152 00:05:07,756 --> 00:05:09,923 Oh, my god, Brooke, the eagle has landed. 153 00:05:09,958 --> 00:05:11,625 Joy Green is on the premises! 154 00:05:11,660 --> 00:05:12,692 She's here. She's here. 155 00:05:12,728 --> 00:05:14,828 Oh, my god. [gasping] 156 00:05:14,863 --> 00:05:17,564 Hello, beautiful ones. 157 00:05:17,599 --> 00:05:19,532 - Hi, Joy. - Joy. 158 00:05:19,568 --> 00:05:20,734 ♪ ♪ 159 00:05:20,769 --> 00:05:22,836 And I hate nosy bitches. 160 00:05:22,871 --> 00:05:26,072 [tires squeal] 161 00:05:26,108 --> 00:05:29,576 I can't thank you enough for officiating tonight. 162 00:05:29,611 --> 00:05:31,745 It's only because of your blog post 163 00:05:31,780 --> 00:05:33,480 that Lex and I are going through with this. 164 00:05:33,515 --> 00:05:36,516 We realized we could hear your voice 165 00:05:36,551 --> 00:05:38,151 even when we couldn't hear each other's. 166 00:05:38,186 --> 00:05:41,521 Mm. Well, I always say that my soul can't sing 167 00:05:41,556 --> 00:05:43,523 unless it makes another soul dance. 168 00:05:43,558 --> 00:05:45,759 [bridesmaids gasp] 169 00:05:45,794 --> 00:05:47,160 - Chills. - Yeah. 170 00:05:47,195 --> 00:05:49,629 Jill, I want you to meet my guru, 171 00:05:49,665 --> 00:05:51,931 my idol, Joy Green. 172 00:05:51,967 --> 00:05:54,034 This is Jill, my Jewish sister-in-law. 173 00:05:54,069 --> 00:05:55,101 So pleased to meet you. 174 00:05:55,137 --> 00:05:56,936 [chuckles] It's a joy. 175 00:05:56,972 --> 00:05:58,905 You'll be happy to know 176 00:05:58,940 --> 00:06:01,474 we're incorporating all faiths tonight. 177 00:06:01,510 --> 00:06:03,510 The ceremony will be under a choo-pah. 178 00:06:03,545 --> 00:06:05,445 Oh, it's...[hacking] chuppah. 179 00:06:05,480 --> 00:06:07,447 Oh. 180 00:06:07,482 --> 00:06:08,948 I just felt a pubic hair sprout. 181 00:06:08,984 --> 00:06:10,650 Not today. Excuse me. 182 00:06:10,686 --> 00:06:11,685 Jin-Lee? 183 00:06:11,720 --> 00:06:13,720 Has anyone seen Jin-Lee? 184 00:06:15,657 --> 00:06:18,458 I'm sorry, don't I know you? 185 00:06:18,493 --> 00:06:19,993 No. I don't think so. 186 00:06:20,028 --> 00:06:21,628 This is a swank affair, isn't it? 187 00:06:21,663 --> 00:06:23,963 I think I have, like, 100 bucks of caviar 188 00:06:23,999 --> 00:06:26,566 just jammed into my chompers. 189 00:06:26,601 --> 00:06:28,468 I'm a total roe ho. I'm gonna, like, 190 00:06:28,503 --> 00:06:31,137 give birth to a sturgeon in the morning. 191 00:06:31,173 --> 00:06:33,139 No, I'm sorry. We must have met somewhere. 192 00:06:33,175 --> 00:06:35,075 I mean, you look so familiar. 193 00:06:35,110 --> 00:06:36,810 Oh, well, I get that a lot. 194 00:06:36,845 --> 00:06:39,913 People say I resemble a young Alan Rickman in drag... 195 00:06:39,948 --> 00:06:41,214 May he rest... 196 00:06:41,249 --> 00:06:42,749 Marilyn Manson, 197 00:06:42,784 --> 00:06:44,184 Tatum O'Neill dipped in shoe polish 198 00:06:44,219 --> 00:06:45,885 and shoved in the microwave, 199 00:06:45,921 --> 00:06:48,855 and of course, tonight, the cast of "Big Love." 200 00:06:48,890 --> 00:06:50,724 Mm-hmm. What do you do? 201 00:06:50,759 --> 00:06:53,993 Um, I'm a photographer. 202 00:06:54,029 --> 00:06:56,162 - A what? - A photographer. 203 00:06:56,198 --> 00:06:57,664 Oh, well, maybe that's it. 204 00:06:57,699 --> 00:06:58,998 Maybe you've shot me for something. 205 00:06:59,034 --> 00:07:02,035 Nope! I haven't had the pleasure. 206 00:07:02,070 --> 00:07:03,169 Of shooting you. 207 00:07:03,205 --> 00:07:05,004 [chuckles] 208 00:07:05,040 --> 00:07:06,906 Well, anyway, I have to go 209 00:07:06,942 --> 00:07:09,776 brush up on my Sanskrit for the ceremony. 210 00:07:09,811 --> 00:07:11,678 Don't worry. It'll come to me. 211 00:07:11,713 --> 00:07:13,046 It always does. 212 00:07:17,652 --> 00:07:19,052 Uh, toothpaste, Sudafed? 213 00:07:19,087 --> 00:07:20,053 Check, check. 214 00:07:20,088 --> 00:07:21,054 - Passport? - Check. 215 00:07:21,089 --> 00:07:22,088 Wait. 216 00:07:22,124 --> 00:07:23,123 Check. 217 00:07:23,158 --> 00:07:24,124 Good-bye? 218 00:07:24,159 --> 00:07:26,192 Bye. [smooch] 219 00:07:26,228 --> 00:07:27,861 - This was fun. - It was! 220 00:07:27,896 --> 00:07:29,896 - Now, scram. - All right. 221 00:07:29,931 --> 00:07:31,131 I'll see you when I see you, kid. 222 00:07:31,166 --> 00:07:32,599 Catch you on the rebound. 223 00:07:38,573 --> 00:07:40,073 Between our co-op board elections 224 00:07:40,108 --> 00:07:41,775 and the doorman strike, 225 00:07:41,810 --> 00:07:43,943 I'm ready for a summer break from our building. 226 00:07:43,979 --> 00:07:45,945 [laughs] Well, I don't know. 227 00:07:45,981 --> 00:07:49,149 I quite enjoyed Carlton's nude modeling debut. 228 00:07:49,184 --> 00:07:50,917 Ooh, don't remind me. 229 00:07:50,952 --> 00:07:53,052 The photographer is my daughter-in-law. 230 00:07:53,088 --> 00:07:54,254 You don't mean Brooke? 231 00:07:54,289 --> 00:07:56,055 No, I have another daughter-in-law. 232 00:07:56,091 --> 00:07:57,090 I rarely mention her. 233 00:07:57,125 --> 00:07:58,658 She's... 234 00:07:58,693 --> 00:07:59,859 offbeat. 235 00:07:59,895 --> 00:08:01,060 Mm. 236 00:08:01,096 --> 00:08:03,229 Ernie! You must know Ernie Krevitt. 237 00:08:03,265 --> 00:08:04,831 Ernie and I went to summer camp together 238 00:08:04,866 --> 00:08:05,932 in the Berkshires. 239 00:08:05,967 --> 00:08:07,300 - We did. - Even at 11, 240 00:08:07,335 --> 00:08:09,335 he was managing our cabin's canteen fund. 241 00:08:09,371 --> 00:08:11,671 - Well, of course. - What can I say? 242 00:08:11,706 --> 00:08:13,206 We made some good returns that summer. 243 00:08:13,241 --> 00:08:15,975 - Ooh! - Mr. Manassian. 244 00:08:16,011 --> 00:08:17,677 So good of you to be here. 245 00:08:17,712 --> 00:08:19,913 The artwork in my wife's office looks phenomenal. 246 00:08:19,948 --> 00:08:20,980 Well, she's got a great eye. 247 00:08:21,016 --> 00:08:22,282 Makes my job easy. 248 00:08:22,317 --> 00:08:23,850 And I see you met Mr. Ernie Krevitt, 249 00:08:23,885 --> 00:08:26,286 genius investor? He's like a father to me. 250 00:08:26,321 --> 00:08:28,621 [whispers] Guess that means we're married. 251 00:08:28,657 --> 00:08:31,591 We'd better be careful. I'm very fertile. 252 00:08:31,626 --> 00:08:32,926 Good to know! 253 00:08:32,961 --> 00:08:34,594 Nice to see you. 254 00:08:34,629 --> 00:08:36,696 Oh, hi. 255 00:08:36,731 --> 00:08:40,934 Oh, excuse me... I think you dropped this. 256 00:08:40,969 --> 00:08:43,970 That's it! 257 00:08:44,005 --> 00:08:46,372 Now I remember where I know you from! 258 00:08:46,408 --> 00:08:48,274 I really don't know what you're referring to. 259 00:08:48,310 --> 00:08:51,611 Um, oops! 260 00:08:51,646 --> 00:08:52,946 Does that jog your memory? 261 00:08:52,981 --> 00:08:55,181 No, I don't know what you mean. 262 00:08:55,217 --> 00:08:56,983 Oh, really? 263 00:08:57,018 --> 00:08:58,218 Nothing? 264 00:08:58,253 --> 00:09:00,887 Hmm? How 'bout now? 265 00:09:00,922 --> 00:09:01,921 Ugh! 266 00:09:01,957 --> 00:09:03,189 [laughing] 267 00:09:03,225 --> 00:09:05,959 I knew I hated you from somewhere! 268 00:09:05,994 --> 00:09:07,293 You're the one who called me a Nazi 269 00:09:07,329 --> 00:09:08,294 on the Montauk Highway. 270 00:09:08,330 --> 00:09:09,729 Because you were littering 271 00:09:09,764 --> 00:09:10,930 and I was trying to protect the Earth. 272 00:09:10,966 --> 00:09:12,699 What is wrong with you? 273 00:09:12,734 --> 00:09:14,300 Aren't you supposed to be the Queen of Happiness? 274 00:09:14,336 --> 00:09:16,803 Oh, I'm very happy right now. 275 00:09:16,838 --> 00:09:19,205 I'm enjoying this delightful little coincidence. 276 00:09:19,241 --> 00:09:20,306 Sir! 277 00:09:20,342 --> 00:09:22,141 Thank you. 278 00:09:22,177 --> 00:09:23,710 Don't you think you should wait 279 00:09:23,745 --> 00:09:24,777 till after you're done officiating 280 00:09:24,813 --> 00:09:26,145 to get shitfaced? 281 00:09:26,181 --> 00:09:29,949 Oh, you're also on booze patrol now? 282 00:09:29,985 --> 00:09:31,651 I think I can handle this: 283 00:09:31,686 --> 00:09:33,853 Brooke, do you renew your vow 284 00:09:33,889 --> 00:09:35,989 to cherish Lex till death do you part? 285 00:09:36,024 --> 00:09:38,258 Lex, do you promise not to bang any more secretaries? 286 00:09:38,293 --> 00:09:39,659 Hey! 287 00:09:39,694 --> 00:09:40,960 Don't trash my family. 288 00:09:40,996 --> 00:09:43,129 - That's my thing. - Oh, please. 289 00:09:43,164 --> 00:09:44,931 Everyone knows what "vows renewal" means. 290 00:09:44,966 --> 00:09:46,833 Yeah, no shit. Someone boned. 291 00:09:46,868 --> 00:09:47,934 But people can change. 292 00:09:47,969 --> 00:09:49,302 [scoffs] Yeah, right. 293 00:09:49,337 --> 00:09:51,104 And my ex-husband isn't going down dog 294 00:09:51,139 --> 00:09:52,939 on my old yoga instructor right now. 295 00:09:52,974 --> 00:09:55,174 My next book's gonna be called, 296 00:09:55,210 --> 00:09:57,777 "Rich Men Who Cheat and the Women 297 00:09:57,812 --> 00:09:59,679 Who Don't Want to Downsize." 298 00:09:59,714 --> 00:10:00,880 Ms. Green? 299 00:10:00,916 --> 00:10:02,348 I'm sorry to interrupt, but 300 00:10:02,384 --> 00:10:04,183 your book changed my life. 301 00:10:04,219 --> 00:10:05,184 Mine, too! 302 00:10:05,220 --> 00:10:07,887 Oh. Namaste. 303 00:10:07,923 --> 00:10:09,355 Of course. Namaste. 304 00:10:09,391 --> 00:10:11,357 Namaste away from me. 305 00:10:11,393 --> 00:10:12,825 So are you going to be attending 306 00:10:12,861 --> 00:10:14,227 my reading at the 92nd Street Y? 307 00:10:14,262 --> 00:10:15,228 I wouldn't miss it. 308 00:10:15,263 --> 00:10:16,296 Oh. 309 00:10:16,331 --> 00:10:18,031 You have the glow of happiness. 310 00:10:20,735 --> 00:10:23,202 Brooke? Hi. Sorry. 311 00:10:23,238 --> 00:10:25,705 So, um... [sighs] 312 00:10:25,740 --> 00:10:27,173 Given our history, 313 00:10:27,208 --> 00:10:30,443 I feel like I should share some information with you 314 00:10:30,478 --> 00:10:32,011 that could be upsetting. 315 00:10:32,047 --> 00:10:33,279 Will be upsetting. 316 00:10:33,315 --> 00:10:34,414 We're T-minus ten. 317 00:10:34,449 --> 00:10:35,715 Can't it wait? 318 00:10:35,750 --> 00:10:36,816 No. 319 00:10:36,851 --> 00:10:39,719 Um... 320 00:10:39,754 --> 00:10:41,254 I know you idolize Joy, 321 00:10:41,289 --> 00:10:43,122 but she is a fraud 322 00:10:43,158 --> 00:10:45,124 and does not have your back. 323 00:10:45,160 --> 00:10:48,828 Jill, I can't take in this negativity right now. 324 00:10:48,863 --> 00:10:50,196 As Joy says, 325 00:10:50,231 --> 00:10:52,498 "There are radiators and there are drains." 326 00:10:52,534 --> 00:10:55,335 And I need to surround myself with radiators 327 00:10:55,370 --> 00:10:57,904 before I remarry the man I love. 328 00:10:57,939 --> 00:10:59,405 Yeah, I just don't think you realized... 329 00:10:59,441 --> 00:11:01,341 Who's ready to get married again? 330 00:11:01,376 --> 00:11:04,243 Joy, perfect timing. 331 00:11:04,279 --> 00:11:06,846 I was actually just going over the final script, 332 00:11:06,881 --> 00:11:09,816 and there's one paragraph I think we can do without. 333 00:11:09,851 --> 00:11:10,817 Oh, really? 334 00:11:10,852 --> 00:11:12,085 Yes, it's a small one, 335 00:11:12,120 --> 00:11:13,820 about your trip to Yemen? 336 00:11:13,855 --> 00:11:15,855 Lovely story. It brought me to tears. 337 00:11:15,890 --> 00:11:19,025 I just don't think it's germane to this particular occasion. 338 00:11:19,060 --> 00:11:20,860 Well, that's surprising. 339 00:11:20,895 --> 00:11:25,098 Because it is the centerpiece of chapter 14, 340 00:11:25,133 --> 00:11:26,933 "Sticking to it When You're Most Stuck," 341 00:11:26,968 --> 00:11:29,802 which you quoted at length in your TED talk. 342 00:11:29,838 --> 00:11:31,170 Of course. 343 00:11:31,206 --> 00:11:35,141 But today is really more about chapter 17, 344 00:11:35,176 --> 00:11:36,275 "Seeing Past Rage 345 00:11:36,311 --> 00:11:38,444 and Finding Love and Acceptance." 346 00:11:38,480 --> 00:11:40,279 That's funny, because I thought 347 00:11:40,315 --> 00:11:42,815 that I was the architect of my own work 348 00:11:42,851 --> 00:11:44,450 and that's why you hired me. 349 00:11:44,486 --> 00:11:47,286 Yes, but I assumed when you accepted the job, 350 00:11:47,322 --> 00:11:49,789 you did so in a collaborative spirit. 351 00:11:49,824 --> 00:11:51,190 Chapter 7, 352 00:11:51,226 --> 00:11:54,193 "Bettering Yourself by Taking the Best from Others." 353 00:11:54,229 --> 00:11:56,129 You seem to be forgetting chapter 22, 354 00:11:56,164 --> 00:11:59,499 "If You're Talking, You're Not Learning," so... 355 00:11:59,534 --> 00:12:02,835 are you ready to embrace Joy Green or not? 356 00:12:02,871 --> 00:12:04,303 Joy, 357 00:12:04,339 --> 00:12:07,807 this entire conversation is...surprising 358 00:12:07,842 --> 00:12:09,242 and frankly... 359 00:12:09,277 --> 00:12:10,977 unacceptable. 360 00:12:11,012 --> 00:12:13,279 I'm gonna have to ask you to leave right now. 361 00:12:13,314 --> 00:12:15,314 Your deposit is non-refundable. 362 00:12:15,350 --> 00:12:16,983 Devon, please call security. 363 00:12:17,018 --> 00:12:18,217 On it! 364 00:12:18,253 --> 00:12:20,586 I'm quite fine exiting on my own. 365 00:12:20,622 --> 00:12:21,888 Chapter 29, 366 00:12:21,923 --> 00:12:22,989 "Know How to Mic-Drop 367 00:12:23,024 --> 00:12:25,191 Out of a Toxic-Situation." 368 00:12:26,961 --> 00:12:28,094 [glass shatters, Brooke gasps] 369 00:12:32,878 --> 00:12:34,645 Brooke, I'm so sorry. 370 00:12:35,081 --> 00:12:36,947 Guys, what's the hold-up? 371 00:12:36,983 --> 00:12:38,315 People are getting restless. 372 00:12:38,351 --> 00:12:40,184 Oh, Lex, it'll break your heart 373 00:12:40,219 --> 00:12:41,452 just like it broke mine. 374 00:12:41,487 --> 00:12:42,620 What? 375 00:12:42,655 --> 00:12:44,421 Brooke shit-canned Joy Green. 376 00:12:44,457 --> 00:12:46,123 She's a lying, seething, 377 00:12:46,158 --> 00:12:49,860 vile, disgusting, horrible psychopath. 378 00:12:49,895 --> 00:12:51,161 And a litterbug. 379 00:12:51,197 --> 00:12:53,864 There's a special place in hell 380 00:12:53,899 --> 00:12:55,132 for litterbugs. 381 00:12:55,167 --> 00:12:58,535 Lex, we have no one to officiate! 382 00:12:59,572 --> 00:13:01,071 What about Jilly-beans? 383 00:13:03,109 --> 00:13:04,875 Brooke and Lex, 384 00:13:04,910 --> 00:13:08,379 you have chosen to weave a tapestry of traditions 385 00:13:08,414 --> 00:13:10,981 from around the globe for this renewal. 386 00:13:11,017 --> 00:13:12,883 We're here because we acknowledge 387 00:13:12,918 --> 00:13:15,452 our foibles, our weaknesses. 388 00:13:15,488 --> 00:13:18,055 Coming out this fall in paperback, 389 00:13:18,090 --> 00:13:19,556 look for the "Joy Manifesto"... 390 00:13:19,592 --> 00:13:21,058 Oops. Sorry! 391 00:13:21,093 --> 00:13:22,526 [hums] Where are we? 392 00:13:22,561 --> 00:13:24,495 And... [clicks tongue] 393 00:13:24,530 --> 00:13:29,300 And join us now as we begin our spiritual journey 394 00:13:29,335 --> 00:13:32,269 around the world. 395 00:13:32,305 --> 00:13:34,204 From the Chinese tradition, 396 00:13:34,240 --> 00:13:36,040 the tea ceremony... 397 00:13:36,075 --> 00:13:39,443 [gong crashes loudly] 398 00:13:40,513 --> 00:13:42,246 From the Hindu tradition, 399 00:13:42,281 --> 00:13:46,450 the placement of the "Thali" around the bride's neck. 400 00:13:46,485 --> 00:13:48,919 ♪ Hey, dilly da ♪ 401 00:13:48,954 --> 00:13:51,155 ♪ Simmy, simmy, simmy wah ♪ 402 00:13:51,190 --> 00:13:52,556 [roars] 403 00:13:52,591 --> 00:13:59,096 [chanting in Latin] 404 00:13:59,131 --> 00:14:03,033 The Haka war dance is used to show victory in love 405 00:14:03,069 --> 00:14:05,436 and also as a pre-game ritual 406 00:14:05,471 --> 00:14:08,005 for the Dartmouth La Crosse team. 407 00:14:09,075 --> 00:14:12,076 [screaming and stomping] 408 00:14:18,551 --> 00:14:20,951 In sickness and in health... 409 00:14:20,986 --> 00:14:23,120 For richer, for poorer... 410 00:14:23,155 --> 00:14:25,556 Both: Till death do we part. 411 00:14:25,591 --> 00:14:28,158 Borrowing from the Bhutanese tradition, 412 00:14:28,194 --> 00:14:30,994 Brooke and Lex will bind themselves to each other 413 00:14:31,030 --> 00:14:33,130 through the windows of their souls 414 00:14:33,165 --> 00:14:37,034 by staring into each other's eyes in silence for... 415 00:14:37,069 --> 00:14:39,203 for 30 minutes? 416 00:14:39,238 --> 00:14:41,071 [all gasp, groan] - [quietly] Oh, shit. 417 00:14:46,212 --> 00:14:47,611 [sighs] 418 00:14:47,646 --> 00:14:49,079 [whispers] Devon. 419 00:14:49,115 --> 00:14:50,347 Can I get a shot of espresso? 420 00:14:50,383 --> 00:14:51,415 A double shot? 421 00:14:56,322 --> 00:14:58,122 [bones cracking] 422 00:15:01,427 --> 00:15:02,459 [grunts] 423 00:15:04,397 --> 00:15:06,597 [stomach growls] 424 00:15:08,200 --> 00:15:12,035 [cell phone buzzing] 425 00:15:12,071 --> 00:15:13,670 Sorry. I'm just gonna... 426 00:15:13,706 --> 00:15:16,473 Excuse me one sec. Just keep staring. 427 00:15:16,509 --> 00:15:18,342 Hi. 428 00:15:18,377 --> 00:15:19,410 Talk fast, I'm officiating. 429 00:15:19,445 --> 00:15:20,477 I'm mad at you. 430 00:15:20,513 --> 00:15:22,079 Me? What'd I do? 431 00:15:22,114 --> 00:15:23,680 Everything was fine, and now Graham is gone, 432 00:15:23,716 --> 00:15:25,349 and I'm sad, and it's all your fault. 433 00:15:25,384 --> 00:15:27,785 What? Wait, you're sad he's gone? 434 00:15:27,820 --> 00:15:29,219 But that's a good thing. 435 00:15:29,255 --> 00:15:31,355 No, it's not. It... 436 00:15:31,390 --> 00:15:33,023 There's crumbs everywhere. 437 00:15:33,058 --> 00:15:34,458 Is this a cherry pit? 438 00:15:34,493 --> 00:15:37,194 He is so thoughtless and selfish, 439 00:15:37,229 --> 00:15:38,228 and now I miss him. 440 00:15:38,264 --> 00:15:39,563 You! 441 00:15:39,598 --> 00:15:41,432 You put me in this situation. - Me? 442 00:15:41,467 --> 00:15:43,434 I'm the one who told you not to see him 443 00:15:43,469 --> 00:15:45,202 the minute I heard he was in town! 444 00:15:45,237 --> 00:15:47,104 But you knew I would get sucked back in! 445 00:15:47,139 --> 00:15:49,473 You should've tried harder to prevent this from happening. 446 00:15:49,508 --> 00:15:52,376 Okay, I am not gonna try to defend myself, 447 00:15:52,411 --> 00:15:54,545 because you sound like an escapee 448 00:15:54,580 --> 00:15:56,480 from a mental asylum. 449 00:15:56,515 --> 00:15:57,781 Now, stop blaming me 450 00:15:57,817 --> 00:15:59,149 and tell him how you feel. 451 00:15:59,185 --> 00:16:00,651 He's gone. Off to Laos. 452 00:16:00,686 --> 00:16:02,719 Well, what time's his flight? 453 00:16:02,755 --> 00:16:04,321 Put down the remote and focus! 454 00:16:04,356 --> 00:16:05,722 [sighs] 455 00:16:05,758 --> 00:16:07,224 I'm not going to the airport. 456 00:16:07,259 --> 00:16:08,826 I already washed my face. 457 00:16:08,861 --> 00:16:11,161 I'm in my sweat pants. I just needed to yell at you. 458 00:16:11,197 --> 00:16:13,063 - How's the party? - So that's it? 459 00:16:13,065 --> 00:16:14,598 You're just gonna watch TV 460 00:16:14,633 --> 00:16:17,000 while Graham waltzes off and gets scooped up 461 00:16:17,136 --> 00:16:20,437 by some sexy, do-goody field worker in the rice paddies? 462 00:16:20,473 --> 00:16:21,872 [timer beeps] 463 00:16:21,907 --> 00:16:23,974 I gotta go. Time's almost up. 464 00:16:24,010 --> 00:16:25,242 [sighs] 465 00:16:26,946 --> 00:16:28,345 And that's 30. 466 00:16:28,381 --> 00:16:31,215 Good Morning, Vietnam! 467 00:16:31,250 --> 00:16:33,183 Okay, homestretch, people. 468 00:16:33,219 --> 00:16:36,220 If you will all open the boxes under your seats, 469 00:16:36,255 --> 00:16:39,990 for the release of the Purple Emperor butterflies, 470 00:16:40,026 --> 00:16:43,661 a symbol of metamorphosis and freedom... 471 00:16:43,696 --> 00:16:45,095 Release. 472 00:16:45,131 --> 00:16:48,999 [audience murmuring indistinctly] 473 00:16:49,035 --> 00:16:50,334 Release. 474 00:16:50,369 --> 00:16:54,238 [whispers] They're dead. 475 00:16:54,273 --> 00:16:56,540 Life is short, carpe diem. 476 00:16:56,575 --> 00:16:57,941 Let's party! 477 00:17:02,443 --> 00:17:03,943 Very nice service. 478 00:17:03,978 --> 00:17:05,745 [laughs] Thanks. 479 00:17:06,080 --> 00:17:08,047 A sister-in-law's work is never done. 480 00:17:08,082 --> 00:17:10,182 Oh, you must be the photographer. 481 00:17:10,217 --> 00:17:11,817 I like your work. 482 00:17:11,852 --> 00:17:13,385 Oh, no, I think you're thinking of someone else. 483 00:17:13,421 --> 00:17:15,220 No, no, you shot the doorman, right? 484 00:17:15,256 --> 00:17:17,890 In various states of undress? 485 00:17:17,925 --> 00:17:20,326 My own doormen was very proud of his. 486 00:17:20,361 --> 00:17:21,860 [laughs] Oh, my god, yes. 487 00:17:21,896 --> 00:17:23,862 - That's me. - Where do you show? 488 00:17:23,898 --> 00:17:27,132 [laughs] Uh, on my laptop, mostly. 489 00:17:27,168 --> 00:17:29,735 You made my night! Thank you. 490 00:17:29,770 --> 00:17:31,103 What do you do? 491 00:17:31,138 --> 00:17:33,305 Oh, I have a small gallery in Chelsea. 492 00:17:33,341 --> 00:17:36,008 In fact, I'm gonna do a group show 493 00:17:36,043 --> 00:17:38,043 on men in uniform in the fall. 494 00:17:38,079 --> 00:17:40,479 It's mostly military and law enforcement, 495 00:17:40,514 --> 00:17:43,849 but your doormen would give it a nice twist. 496 00:17:43,884 --> 00:17:46,251 I'd love to include you, if you're interested. 497 00:17:46,287 --> 00:17:49,755 - [laughs] Thank you. - Call me. We'll talk. 498 00:17:49,790 --> 00:17:51,924 - Jill. - Yeah? 499 00:17:51,959 --> 00:17:53,992 Do you realize who you were speaking with? 500 00:17:54,028 --> 00:17:55,194 Yes, this nice guy. 501 00:17:55,229 --> 00:17:57,429 He says he has a gallery in Chelsea. 502 00:17:57,465 --> 00:17:58,764 Larry Manassian? 503 00:17:58,799 --> 00:17:59,932 [gasps] 504 00:17:59,967 --> 00:18:02,201 That's Larry Manassian? 505 00:18:02,236 --> 00:18:04,536 I just hope you didn't say anything 506 00:18:04,572 --> 00:18:06,105 to him to embarrass me. 507 00:18:06,140 --> 00:18:08,474 He lives in my building. 508 00:18:08,509 --> 00:18:11,076 Oh, my god. Andy! Andy! 509 00:18:14,815 --> 00:18:17,149 - What are you... - Sorry, I forgot my phone. 510 00:18:17,184 --> 00:18:18,450 Such an idiot. 511 00:18:18,486 --> 00:18:20,052 And the car's waiting outside. 512 00:18:20,087 --> 00:18:21,787 Where... I thought I left it in the kitchen. 513 00:18:21,822 --> 00:18:24,456 [both groan] 514 00:18:24,492 --> 00:18:26,225 Over here with my bag. 515 00:18:26,260 --> 00:18:27,259 I was packing my bag. 516 00:18:27,294 --> 00:18:28,327 Where the hell is it? 517 00:18:28,362 --> 00:18:29,962 Ah! Found it! 518 00:18:29,997 --> 00:18:32,331 Okay. 519 00:18:32,366 --> 00:18:34,099 Wait, what... are you... Are you okay? 520 00:18:34,135 --> 00:18:37,069 - [groans] - Holy shit, what is happening? 521 00:18:37,104 --> 00:18:39,238 This really sucks. God damn it! 522 00:18:39,273 --> 00:18:42,374 I know you have a plane to catch, 523 00:18:42,410 --> 00:18:44,476 and this is not an ultimatum. 524 00:18:44,512 --> 00:18:47,079 I just have to get this stupid thing off my chest, 525 00:18:47,114 --> 00:18:49,248 and then you can go. 526 00:18:49,283 --> 00:18:52,317 I wish you would stay. 527 00:18:52,353 --> 00:18:55,053 There, I said it. Are you happy now? 528 00:18:56,223 --> 00:18:58,891 I am. 529 00:18:58,926 --> 00:18:59,992 Very. 530 00:19:05,366 --> 00:19:07,065 You better go; your car's waiting. 531 00:19:07,101 --> 00:19:08,901 Are you sure? Is this a test? 532 00:19:08,936 --> 00:19:10,202 No. No. 533 00:19:10,237 --> 00:19:12,438 I just wanted you to know how I feel. 534 00:19:12,473 --> 00:19:13,939 We'll figure the rest out later. 535 00:19:13,974 --> 00:19:15,107 Now leave. 536 00:19:18,546 --> 00:19:20,078 Seriously. 537 00:19:20,114 --> 00:19:21,213 You're very weird. 538 00:19:29,390 --> 00:19:31,290 I can't believe Larry Manassian 539 00:19:31,325 --> 00:19:33,058 wants to put me in a group show! 540 00:19:33,093 --> 00:19:34,293 Was that a dream? 541 00:19:34,328 --> 00:19:35,561 Never doubted you, honey. 542 00:19:35,596 --> 00:19:38,030 I knew it was just a matter of time. 543 00:19:38,065 --> 00:19:41,300 This is turning into quite the day. 544 00:19:41,335 --> 00:19:43,402 Hey, what's... What's going on? 545 00:19:43,437 --> 00:19:45,003 All right. 546 00:19:45,039 --> 00:19:46,271 I don't know, but that's Ernie Krevitt, 547 00:19:46,307 --> 00:19:47,339 Mom's money-guy... 548 00:19:47,374 --> 00:19:48,974 And Lex's. 549 00:19:49,009 --> 00:19:50,542 How embarrassing. 550 00:19:50,578 --> 00:19:52,277 I wonder what he did. 551 00:19:52,313 --> 00:19:53,612 Devon! What's happening? 552 00:19:53,647 --> 00:19:55,380 They're saying he pulled a Madoff! 553 00:19:55,416 --> 00:19:57,216 [all gasping] Yeah. Yeah. 554 00:19:57,251 --> 00:19:58,617 Brooke just got me in with him. 555 00:19:58,652 --> 00:20:00,385 Where is Brooke? 556 00:20:00,421 --> 00:20:01,520 Brooke? 557 00:20:01,555 --> 00:20:02,988 This can't be happening. 558 00:20:03,023 --> 00:20:04,523 We moved all our money over to him. 559 00:20:04,558 --> 00:20:05,524 Sebastian! 560 00:20:05,559 --> 00:20:06,592 Us too. 561 00:20:06,627 --> 00:20:07,659 Jared? 562 00:20:07,695 --> 00:20:09,895 I don't look good in poor, Jill! 563 00:20:09,930 --> 00:20:12,297 [voices overlapping] 564 00:20:12,333 --> 00:20:14,433 Dude, of course I went all in. 565 00:20:14,468 --> 00:20:16,268 Ernie was our best performing manager. 566 00:20:16,303 --> 00:20:17,569 He was killing it for us. 567 00:20:17,605 --> 00:20:18,504 You would've done the same thing! 568 00:20:18,539 --> 00:20:20,405 But... but... no, but 569 00:20:20,441 --> 00:20:23,408 we're gonna be okay, right? 570 00:20:23,444 --> 00:20:26,245 Pete, tell me we still have the rainy day fund at JPM. 571 00:20:26,280 --> 00:20:28,013 [sighs] 572 00:20:28,048 --> 00:20:29,281 Pete? 573 00:20:29,316 --> 00:20:31,149 - Should we be freaking out? - No. 574 00:20:31,185 --> 00:20:33,919 Fortunately, we never had enough money to invest with him. 575 00:20:33,954 --> 00:20:35,454 But Mother did. 576 00:20:35,489 --> 00:20:36,989 Where is Mother? 577 00:20:37,024 --> 00:20:38,190 Candace? 578 00:20:38,225 --> 00:20:39,691 [all gasping] Candace? 579 00:20:39,727 --> 00:20:41,193 Give me some help here. 580 00:20:41,228 --> 00:20:42,594 Lex, everyone's saying something 581 00:20:42,630 --> 00:20:44,263 about a Ponzi scheme. 582 00:20:44,298 --> 00:20:47,065 We didn't have much money with him, did we? 583 00:20:49,303 --> 00:20:50,335 Babe. 584 00:20:50,371 --> 00:20:53,272 We still have each other, 585 00:20:53,307 --> 00:20:56,275 and we have our health. 586 00:20:56,310 --> 00:20:58,677 And... [dry heaves] 587 00:20:58,712 --> 00:21:00,946 And that is all that matters. 588 00:21:00,981 --> 00:21:03,615 Huh. 589 00:21:03,651 --> 00:21:06,652 [screaming] No! 590 00:21:09,490 --> 00:21:11,590 [retches] 591 00:21:11,625 --> 00:21:14,660 [instrumental music] 592 00:21:14,695 --> 00:21:16,061 ♪ ♪ 593 00:21:16,096 --> 00:21:19,231 [muffled crying] 594 00:21:19,266 --> 00:21:23,068 Oh my God, we got to get out of here. 595 00:21:23,103 --> 00:21:24,169 Kids? 596 00:21:24,204 --> 00:21:25,737 Kids, kids, let's go. 597 00:21:25,773 --> 00:21:27,172 [man screams] Kids! 598 00:21:27,207 --> 00:21:29,308 Oh, my god! [both scream] 599 00:21:29,343 --> 00:21:30,475 Kids? Let's go. 600 00:21:30,511 --> 00:21:32,077 Both: Kids? Let's go. 601 00:21:32,112 --> 00:21:33,679 Let's leave a party while it's good. 602 00:21:33,714 --> 00:21:34,746 Yeah, come on, guys! 603 00:21:34,782 --> 00:21:36,281 But what about dessert? 604 00:21:36,317 --> 00:21:37,515 Um, we'll have it at home. 605 00:21:39,885 --> 00:21:43,166 So, basically, we're the only rich people in this party? 606 00:21:46,745 --> 00:21:48,745 sync and correction by www.addic7ed.com